Author Topic: Who's ill?  (Read 57853 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1050 on: Wednesday 23 January 2019, 11:21:02 pm »
The absolute state of some of these nurses. I've never felt uglier. :lol:

:lol: Hope you heal up soon man.
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1051 on: Wednesday 23 January 2019, 11:22:01 pm »
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1052 on: Wednesday 23 January 2019, 11:26:15 pm »
I've sussed out when the head of this hospital goes home because the new shift is mortal as f***.

Offline Si

  • General Member
  • I dont handle change well.
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1053 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 12:04:08 am »
:lol:
I've sussed out when the head of this hospital goes home because the new shift is mortal as f***.

Mike is Sid James :lol:

Bearings Straight!

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1054 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 12:22:18 am »
This rib s*** sucks. :lol: Can feel them shifting around when I move.

Online B-more Mag

  • General Member
  • Only here for the GC.
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1055 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:11:03 am »
I hope you heal quickly, Mike. :thup:

Offline Troll

  • Book Wanker
  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1056 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:13:54 am »
:lol:  I hope it's more painful than gout.

Offline Disco

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1057 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:14:03 am »
At least there’s pretty much no quick fix, I had a cracked rib a few years ago and that was tiring as f***, enjoy. :thup:

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1058 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 02:51:09 am »
:lol:  I hope it's more painful than gout.

:lol: I am in complete agony. Worst pain I've ever felt.

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1059 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 03:25:17 am »
90 percent sure my room nurse is Kate Mara.

Offline leffe186

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1060 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 03:54:27 am »
Where is this f***ing hospital of dreams?
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Andymc1

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1061 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 12:51:19 pm »
90 percent sure my room nurse is Kate Mara.

 :smitten: Just like the film Shooter.

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

  • General Member
  • Stephen f***ing Hawkinson
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1062 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 12:55:10 pm »
:lol:  I hope it's more painful than gout.

:lol: I am in complete agony. Worst pain I've ever felt.

Surely it wasn't as bad as when Inzaghi got his second in the 82nd Minute in Athens?

Offline Gorilla

  • Likes gambling
  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1063 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 12:57:34 pm »
:lol:  I hope it's more painful than gout.

:lol: I am in complete agony. Worst pain I've ever felt.
I did my ribs recently took a couple of months to feel better.  Also whatever pain you are in now it will get worse over the coming week and a lot worse so take all of the pain meds they offer you.

Online Darth Crooks

  • General Member
  • The greatest show on Darth
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1064 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:05:51 pm »
This is your insurance dollars at work - while our crumbling commie NHS is staffed by morlocks, mikes getting tucked in by Victoria’s Secret models.

Offline thomas

  • NO's Best Foreigner - Participant
  • General Member
  • Que será, será
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1065 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:10:37 pm »
No way these nurses aren't hallucinations brought on by pain meds :lol: Pinch one to see if they're real, Mike.

Offline Disco

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1066 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:11:11 pm »
This is your insurance dollars at work - while our crumbling commie NHS is staffed by morlocks, mikes getting tucked in by Victoria’s Secret models.

They do a male range now?

Offline ToonArmy1892

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1067 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 01:24:30 pm »
Which hospital is this?

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1068 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 02:09:53 pm »
:lol:  I hope it's more painful than gout.

:lol: I am in complete agony. Worst pain I've ever felt.
I did my ribs recently took a couple of months to feel better.  Also whatever pain you are in now it will get worse over the coming week and a lot worse so take all of the pain meds they offer you.

:lol: I've happily popped every pill and drained every iv bag. Oxy worked for like...10 minutes.

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1069 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 02:12:44 pm »
No way these nurses aren't hallucinations brought on by pain meds :lol: Pinch one to see if they're real, Mike.

:lol: My buddy came by and his head was on an absolute swivel. The overnight nurse was unbelieeeeevable. 5'2", olive skin, almond eyes.

I'm in too much agony to properly perv today, sad to say.

Offline Kaizero

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1070 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 06:35:15 pm »
Is it a university hospital? They tend to have outrageous nurses as they're all students in their early 20s with their hopes and dreams in life still intact.
That's what I do, I drink and I know things.

Offline ToonArmy1892

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1071 on: Thursday 24 January 2019, 08:35:58 pm »
I wonder if it's on purpose to keep patients spirits up (:lol:), not that there's anything wrong with ugly nurses or owt.

Offline Mike

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1072 on: Thursday 28 February 2019, 10:51:07 pm »
:undecided: I'm mostly healed but I might need surgery. They've fused but they're dead loose. Like, they rattle around. Doc said give it a month and we'll see. Otherwise they'd like to cut me open. Still haven't slept in a bed since January.

Bit on the fence re the knife, since elective surgery is how my mother went. Deliberately went out of my way to go to a different hospital than the one she died in since I can't even begin to set foot in that other place. It's all in my head but my head is dead convincing. :lol: I do not want an elective procedure. QoL is through the god damn floor, though. I'm on two hours a night, ffs.

Offline Disco

  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1073 on: Thursday 28 February 2019, 11:52:48 pm »
Stay positive Moke, you’ll be reet.

Nowt you can do to sort your sleep, aside from drugs, when at home or is it pain waking you?

Offline Tomato Deuce

  • Book Wanker
  • General Member
Re: Who's ill?
« Reply #1074 on: Thursday 28 February 2019, 11:58:37 pm »
:undecided: I'm mostly healed but I might need surgery. They've fused but they're dead loose. Like, they rattle around. Doc said give it a month and we'll see. Otherwise they'd like to cut me open. Still haven't slept in a bed since January.

Bit on the fence re the knife, since elective surgery is how my mother went. Deliberately went out of my way to go to a different hospital than the one she died in since I can't even begin to set foot in that other place. It's all in my head but my head is dead convincing. :lol: I do not want an elective procedure. QoL is through the god damn floor, though. I'm on two hours a night, ffs.

s*** dude, I'm sorry to hear that. Sounds utterly miserable. How're you sleeping then? Have you tried a hammock?

And if it comes to surgery, you'll be alright.