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Offline Bowie

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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6375 on: Wednesday 21 August 2019, 08:23:00 am »
Either way, it's better than that s**** Talking Heads one. :lol:

Offline Bowie

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« Reply #6376 on: Wednesday 21 August 2019, 08:23:11 am »
new page joker

Offline Bowie

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« Reply #6377 on: Wednesday 21 August 2019, 08:23:41 am »
why did the boy fall off the swing?





























































because someone threw a fuckin fridge off him

Offline SheikhShearer

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« Reply #6378 on: Wednesday 21 August 2019, 09:27:28 am »
Either way, it's better than that s**** Talking Heads one. :lol:

:lol: :lol: made that one up myself, I knew fine well it was bollocks :lol:

Offline SheikhShearer

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« Reply #6379 on: Wednesday 21 August 2019, 04:27:15 pm »
Another Neil Hamburger "classic":

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

Well, because he had a terrible problem with windows.


...just horrible :lol:

Offline kingkerouac

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« Reply #6380 on: Thursday 22 August 2019, 07:40:43 am »
Another Neil Hamburger "classic":

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

Well, because he had a terrible problem with windows.


...just horrible :lol:

I remember his classic
'What do you get if you cross Elton John and a Sabre-Toothed Tiger?'
'I dunno, but I wouldn't let it anywhere near your arse'

Offline SheikhShearer

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« Reply #6381 on: Thursday 22 August 2019, 08:22:17 am »
Another Neil Hamburger "classic":

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

Well, because he had a terrible problem with windows.


...just horrible :lol:

I remember his classic
'What do you get if you cross Elton John and a Sabre-Toothed Tiger?'
'I dunno, but I wouldn't let it anywhere near your arse'

God I f***ing love him. Saw him live in Manchester a couple of months back, definitely my favourite comedian.

Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6382 on: Saturday 24 August 2019, 07:31:09 pm »
12 secrets that McDonald's employees won't tell you:

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They wouldn't tell me either


Offline Tyne81

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« Reply #6383 on: Thursday 29 August 2019, 05:27:12 pm »
I was mugged by 6 dwarfs last night. Not happy.

Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6384 on: Thursday 29 August 2019, 08:12:30 pm »
:lol:  Is this thread Peter Beardsley's "joke book"?



:spit: Amazing
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline Optimistic Nut

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« Reply #6385 on: Sunday 1 September 2019, 12:49:32 pm »
Where do I see myself next year? I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
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Offline Bowie

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« Reply #6386 on: Monday 2 September 2019, 09:49:08 am »
I made up a s**** joke/pun yesterday:

You've decided to do some jeans washing and the load has now finished.

What do you say when you open the washing machine door?

Hygenes!