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Offline LV

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2825 on: Wednesday 19 December 2018, 12:15:26 am »
When you wake up you'd be able to say "compos mentis" like a normal human.

You've got to have a basic understanding of Latin if you want to work in Curry's.

In Curry’s what?

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2826 on: Wednesday 19 December 2018, 10:11:45 am »

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Offline David Edgar

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2828 on: Tuesday 25 December 2018, 07:41:06 pm »
"What's the date today?"

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2829 on: Saturday 19 January 2019, 12:45:57 pm »
Just watching a trailer to the new Magnum PI series.

Mrs B : Oh look Carl Weatherspoons is in it  :lol:

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2830 on: Monday 18 March 2019, 10:14:26 pm »
"Chocolate isn't non dairy".

Offline newsted

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« Reply #2831 on: Sunday 21 April 2019, 11:22:25 am »
Her: Imma gonna cut this mattress up and burn it.
Me: That f***er's made out of polyurethane, that s*** is poisonous, man. Don't do that.
Her: f*** do you know?
Me: Chemistry and Physics. You?
Her: Imma gonna cut this mattress up and burn it.

I somehow lost that match :lol: I'm only with her because she's relentlessly reckless. It gives me an edge.
:) As you were.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #2832 on: Sunday 21 April 2019, 11:38:04 am »
you're a boring numbers guy, i'm on her side
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2833 on: Sunday 21 April 2019, 12:31:18 pm »
Just popped to the shop to get some milk with Mrs B, a Premier corner shop. Now milk (2 litres) in there is two for £2, she picks up one and i say might as well get two like.

It's not what she said it's the dirty look i got, what the feck i do wrong ?  :lol:

Offline newsted

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« Reply #2834 on: Monday 22 April 2019, 10:43:42 am »
you're a boring numbers guy, i'm on her side

:lol: I am, and f*** you, Jim Morrison, f*** you, you bloated dead in a Paris bathtub f***er.

:lol: Soz.
:) As you were.

Offline newsted

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« Reply #2835 on: Monday 22 April 2019, 10:48:59 am »
Just popped to the shop to get some milk with Mrs B, a Premier corner shop. Now milk (2 litres) in there is two for £2, she picks up one and i say might as well get two like.

It's not what she said it's the dirty look i got, what the feck i do wrong ?  :lol:

:lol: Existing. They hate that.
:) As you were.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2836 on: Monday 22 April 2019, 12:02:16 pm »
you're a boring numbers guy, i'm on her side

:lol: I am, and f*** you, Jim Morrison, f*** you, you bloated dead in a Paris bathtub f***er.

:lol: Soz.

fair :notbad:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline newsted

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2837 on: Monday 22 April 2019, 01:24:47 pm »
you're a boring numbers guy, i'm on her side

:lol: I am, and f*** you, Jim Morrison, f*** you, you bloated dead in a Paris bathtub f***er.

:lol: Soz.

fair :notbad:

:thup: We cool fatso :lol:
:) As you were.

Offline Si

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2838 on: Monday 22 April 2019, 01:42:11 pm »
:lol:
Bearings Straight!

Offline Rebellious

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2839 on: Saturday 27 April 2019, 06:27:04 am »
That helicopter has been driving around out there all night.

Offline Keggy_Keagal

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2840 on: Friday 26 July 2019, 06:02:11 pm »
Whilst she was drinking a Chicken Cup A Soup(on the hottest day of the bloody year):

 "I love Thai food "

Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2841 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 09:36:11 pm »
Not said. Done.

I always pierce the top of the sunflower oil bottle instead of taking the plastic ring off and opening it fully. Stops drippage. Squeeze the bottle, nice clean stream of cooking oil comes out, none down the side of the bottle. Unbeknownst to me, f***ing idiot head had decided earlier today to take the f***ing ring off. Oil f***ing everywhere. On the cooker, on the floor, on the walls...
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline Disco

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« Reply #2842 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 09:51:04 pm »
Should’ve made the most of it and had a wrestle.

Offline Greg

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« Reply #2843 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 09:58:15 pm »
:mackems:

Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2844 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 10:08:41 pm »
Should’ve made the most of it and had a wrestle.

:lol:
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Online geordie_b

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2845 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 10:43:51 pm »
"Why are Sunderland playing Palestine?"



It wasnt even f***ing Sunderland!  ;D


Offline Froggy

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« Reply #2846 on: Monday 26 August 2019, 02:07:31 pm »
Not said. Done.

I always pierce the top of the sunflower oil bottle instead of taking the plastic ring off and opening it fully. Stops drippage. Squeeze the bottle, nice clean stream of cooking oil comes out, none down the side of the bottle. Unbeknownst to me, f***ing idiot head had decided earlier today to take the f***ing ring off. Oil f***ing everywhere. On the cooker, on the floor, on the walls...

She's the idiot for opening the oil the way it was designed to be opened?

RED FLAG BRANKO.

Offline SheikhShearer

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« Reply #2847 on: Saturday 31 August 2019, 01:07:22 pm »
Sitting down to watch the Lord of the Rings extended editions for the first time.

"Hang on, extended editions? Does that mean they're longer than the normal editions?"

Offline thomas

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2848 on: Saturday 31 August 2019, 01:10:14 pm »
wew

Offline Yorkie

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« Reply #2849 on: Saturday 31 August 2019, 01:11:10 pm »
I can relate to that panic tbf.