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Title: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 28 May 2010, 02:20:40 AM
Is there a thread like this already? Maybe Dave can merge th....

 :-[


Anyhow. I have an irrational fear of saying "That guy looks familiar" when out in the real world, because I'm terrified that one day it will turn out that they're a porn star.  :blush:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 28 May 2010, 02:27:19 AM
You know it's happened, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Mike on Friday 28 May 2010, 02:30:20 AM
It's got to be an absolute nightmare. I mean, you never ever look at the guy, but you see them subconsciously. That's some dangerous s*** when you're just walking around.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cajun on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:11:59 AM
This is going to be an awesome thread, I always have random s*** going on in my head but nowhere to really put it.

When I was younger (I mean an age where you shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff) I used to have an irrational fear that my "girlfriends" were lady boys.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: FrenchWilliam on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:08:38 AM
This is going to be an awesome thread, I always have random s*** going on in my head but nowhere to really put it.

When I was younger (I mean an age where you shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff) I used to have an irrational fear that my "girlfriends" were lady boys.

Once bitten, twice shy?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:32:57 AM
I always want to step in fresh dog s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: GAMMELL on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:37:47 AM
I sometimes have the urge to eat cat food  :-*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Pilko on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:42:58 AM
Boy, Americans sure are crap.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: FrenchWilliam on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:46:10 AM
Some of the girl ones are alright though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Gash? on Friday 28 May 2010, 11:33:18 AM
I'm sure i made one of these threads
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 28 May 2010, 11:35:15 AM
Watching the speed/pressure of the blood squirting out of your arm into those blood sample glasses when the doc's taking blood samples is enthralling and amazing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:06:39 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:08:16 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw71AoaRYOM

tbh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Disco on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:12:48 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

I'm the same but with tripping people up.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jill on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:14:59 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

Me too. ;D Or pushing people in front of the metro, just as it's pulling into the station. Or even jumping myself, not to kill myself or owt but just to see how everyone would react. Now I definitely sound like a mental.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Mike on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:16:14 PM
:kasper: You pack of crazy b******s.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:17:42 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

Me too. ;D Or pushing people in front of the metro, just as it's pulling into the station. Or even jumping myself, not to kill myself or owt but just to see how everyone would react. Now I definitely sound like a mental.

I think like that in the Metro, also on top of really big buildings or high heights. I reckon it's why I'm scared of heights, because once I'm up there, there's a voice in my head that wonders what it's like to jump.

I'm in no way suicidal, just something in my head says it's be interesting.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 28 May 2010, 12:17:55 PM
Sometimes when I'm up in the mountain standing next to some cliff edges, I feel like throwing myself off. f***ing inner turmoil fighting the urge to be the first person to become a birdman.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Mike on Friday 28 May 2010, 01:17:21 PM
Boy, Americans sure are crap.

 :-* I still love you, Pilko.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: bywater on Friday 28 May 2010, 01:21:21 PM
I always think about how adept wasps are at entering via the smallest possible gap at the window, but once you open the remaining windows full blast, they never seem to find their way out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 28 May 2010, 03:41:44 PM
I had a friend at uni called Greg Chan who I called Gregorian Chant. How funny am I?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 28 May 2010, 03:53:54 PM
Sometimes I think of the most terrible thing to do, or say in a certain situation just because I know it's wrong. My mate gets it too, he once told me that everyone was talking about some lass who was pregnant, and was in the conversation too, and he burst out laughing thinking about what situation would arise if he butted in and said 'imagine if it was still-born!?'

That's the type of thing I mean.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 28 May 2010, 03:55:27 PM
Sounds like one of my mates. Gets him in trouble sometimes, tbh. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 28 May 2010, 03:57:49 PM
Sounds like one of my mates. Gets him in trouble sometimes, tbh. :lol:

It's probably the same lad, he hangs around with Keefaz types.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 28 May 2010, 03:58:43 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Northerngimp on Friday 28 May 2010, 04:58:55 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: toonlass on Friday 28 May 2010, 05:11:00 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???

I think that if I had a penis I would never be out the house.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Northerngimp on Friday 28 May 2010, 05:18:14 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???

I think that if I had a penis I would never be out the house.

Canny good having a nob like, i must admit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: geordiedean on Friday 28 May 2010, 05:45:44 PM
I have these random thoughts everytime i see a plane fly over about what it would look like and feel like if it just suddenly exploded.....been watching too much aircraft investigation

also used to have thoughts about what it would be like to chainsaw my ex mother in law in half....GEARS OF WAR STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:05:55 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???

I think that if I had a penis I would never be out the house.

Well, it would make a change from sucking your thumb. Oh, wait...I've got that wrong, haven't I?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Pilko on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:08:26 PM
Boy, Americans sure are crap.

 :-* I still love you, Pilko.

Likewise. :bluestar:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:08:56 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

I often have similar thoughts, whilst listening to colleagues drone on and on about important s*** I should really be paying proper attention to, of how much I really want to stab them in the eye with my pen, or rip off their head and p*ss down their neck. I also hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental...

...but I think we all know the truth, don't we? :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: toonlass on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:17:13 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???

I think that if I had a penis I would never be out the house.

Well, it would make a change from sucking your thumb. Oh, wait...I've got that wrong, haven't I?


Ha-di-ha-ha
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:18:01 PM
GM dragging up the past again for cheap laughs.. SHOCK.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Weezertron on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:27:17 PM
I've always had this feeling that I'm going to die young. I did a bit of research when a few years ago and it seems alot of people are the same, so that's alright...

Re:planes & aircraft. I have this recurring thought of hearing some loud noises & looking out my window at night to see one falling from the sky towards my house. I always go through and plan how I would get my parents and dog out of the house before it hits. Atleast I'll be prepared if it ever happens.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:38:37 PM
GM dragging up the past again for cheap laughs.. SHOCK.

No need for you to keep spoiling the vibe on here you know...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:43:40 PM
Alright GM it's not something I am comfortable joking about. I made people cry and for that I apologise.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:46:59 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else on here think they are massively misunderstood, misinterpreted and misrepresented by fellow posters more often than not?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cajun on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:53:36 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else on here think they are massively misunderstood, misinterpreted and misrepresented by fellow posters more often than not?

Yeah kind of, I just think people think I am a massive c*nt so treat me as one.








 :weep:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:54:23 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else on here think they are massively misunderstood, misinterpreted and misrepresented by fellow posters more often than not?

Yeah kind of, I just think people think I am a massive c*nt so treat me as one.








 :weep:

It's a bitch, innit? :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:54:28 PM
I intentionally misrepresent myself tbh. That's what forums are for.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Cajun on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:54:45 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

I often have similar thoughts, whilst listening to colleagues drone on and on about important s*** I should really be paying proper attention to, of how much I really want to stab them in the eye with my pen, or rip off their head and p*ss down their neck. I also hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental...

...but I think we all know the truth, don't we? :(

I get stuff like this, then drift into a sort of daydream thing when I am trying to stop myself from punching them in the face, then I realise when I have been trying to stop myself I have actually missed a lot of the important information.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:56:21 PM
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

I often have similar thoughts, whilst listening to colleagues drone on and on about important s*** I should really be paying proper attention to, of how much I really want to stab them in the eye with my pen, or rip off their head and p*ss down their neck. I also hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental...

...but I think we all know the truth, don't we? :(

I get stuff like this, then drift into a sort of daydream thing when I am trying to stop myself from punching them in the face, then I realise when I have been trying to stop myself I have actually missed a lot of the important information.

I have the same thoughts, but not really because I actually want to hurt anyone, just because it'd be beltaz to do something a little off the cuff and exciting. Unfortunately Mr.Consequence comes in and ruins the potential blood bath. Hmph. One day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:58:52 PM
I don't want to hurt them (well sometimes I do), I just think I am going to do it and I don't want to and I have to try hard to control myself.

I had it today and my little voice kept saying "yeah but if you do it you won't have to work any more, go on you f***ing pussy, smack her!".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 28 May 2010, 07:59:18 PM
What about... opening the doors when you're speeding along a motorway?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:00:50 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???

 :mackems: :clap:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:01:48 PM
I don't want to hurt them (well sometimes I do), I just think I am going to do it and I don't want to and I have to try hard to control myself.

I had it today and my little voice kept saying "yeah but if you do it you won't have to work any more, go on you f***ing pussy, smack her!".

That's exactly what goes on in my head too, fella. It's a bit peturbing, really. :undecided: :harry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:03:00 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else on here think they are massively misunderstood, misinterpreted and misrepresented by fellow posters more often than not?

Yeah kind of, I just think people think I am a massive c*nt so treat me as one.

 :weep:

GM's alright tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:04:35 PM
What about... opening the doors when you're speeding along a motorway?

Yeah that one too, strange that a lot of people seem to think these things.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:08:24 PM
I have these random thoughts everytime i see a plane fly over about what it would look like and feel like if it just suddenly exploded.....been watching too much aircraft investigation

also used to have thoughts about what it would be like to chainsaw my ex mother in law in half....GEARS OF WAR STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm exactly the same Dean the geordie!

Whenever I see the planes in the sky, not only do I think that, but I actively encourage it by making a barely audible "Booooom" sound and waiting three seconds to see if it explodes thanks to my ESP/telekenisis powers. Fortunatley, I am not Damon out of The Omen or something   :kinnear:

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:49:32 PM
Yeah, Im with you lot on the plane exploding/crashing thing. I was standing right infront of Tynemouth priory the other day and the massive Emirates plane flew over as it was coming in to land at Newcastle and it was so low you could almost touch it. Constantly going through my head was the thought: "Wouldnt it be neat if it just cruised down and flew into the sea?" Would have been a fantastic spectacle.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:52:48 PM
Yeah, Im with you lot on the plane exploading/crashing thing. I was standing right infront of Tynemouth priory the other day and the massive Emirates plane flew over as it was coming in to land at Newcastle and it was so low you could almost touch it. Constantly going through my head was the thought: "Wouldnt it be neat if it just cruised down and flew into the sea?" Would have been a fantastic spectacle.

 :lol:  I would have cursed the pilot for having the best seat in the  house!!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 28 May 2010, 08:53:05 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:02:50 PM
I've always had this feeling that I'm going to die young. I did a bit of research when a few years ago and it seems alot of people are the same, so that's alright...

Re:planes & aircraft. I have this recurring thought of hearing some loud noises & looking out my window at night to see one falling from the sky towards my house. I always go through and plan how I would get my parents and dog out of the house before it hits. Atleast I'll be prepared if it ever happens.

It's weird but I think I'm going to get cancer, and it'll be too late to get treatment, I don't know why, and I've thought it for ages. Maybe due to the same thing happening to a couple of family member. Always panicking when I get a slight pain in my balls and stuff like that. Pathetic really. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:05:48 PM
I've always had this feeling that I'm going to die young. I did a bit of research when a few years ago and it seems alot of people are the same, so that's alright...

Re:planes & aircraft. I have this recurring thought of hearing some loud noises & looking out my window at night to see one falling from the sky towards my house. I always go through and plan how I would get my parents and dog out of the house before it hits. Atleast I'll be prepared if it ever happens.

It's weird but I think I'm going to get cancer, and it'll be too late to get treatment, I don't know why, and I've thought it for ages. Maybe due to the same thing happening to a couple of family member. Always panicking when I get a slight pain in my balls and stuff like that. Pathetic really. :lol:

Not pathetic at all, mate. I think it's pretty much normal to think like that from time to time. If you think like that ALL the time, then that's when you need to start worrying.

Also - be sure and get those bollocks checked out if they're giving you gip. :sadnod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:09:50 PM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:09:59 PM
Sat on the bus thinking "what would it be like to have a vagina?"  Do you have to be responsilbe for it, take car of it like a pet?

If I get reincarneted as a woman, would i have my fingers up my own chuff all day???

I think that if I had a penis I would never be out the house.

Canny good having a nob like, i must admit.

:D!

:snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:44:21 PM
I intentionally misrepresent myself tbh. That's what forums are for.

^This.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:58:04 PM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".

Yeah I do that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 28 May 2010, 09:59:55 PM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".

Yeah I do that.

Yeah I do that too. And that. Oh and that as well.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:01:38 PM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".

Yeah I do that.

Yeah I do that too. And that. Oh and that as well.

Thanks for explaining my joke. :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: OzzieMandias on Friday 28 May 2010, 10:28:40 PM
People walking away from explosions in slow motion without looking back has to be the biggest cliche in film.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 29 May 2010, 12:13:27 AM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".

Yeah I do that.

Yeah I do that too. And that. Oh and that as well.

Thanks for explaining my joke. :thup:

Yeah, well like the reflection in your mirror of a morning, it's a s*** joke. Bitch.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 29 May 2010, 12:52:48 AM
I need to go to bed now because I have training early morning but tomorrow/Sunday we can see how messed up we can go with things we want to happen (we have already admitted to punching innocent people in the face and wanting 100s of people to die in plane crashes).

Please feel free to start without me though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:27:01 AM
Whenever i go over a river i have a ridiculous urge to throw my phone in it. This i have never understood.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:03:13 AM
Every time I sneeze, I end it with "Motherfucker".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 29 May 2010, 08:37:02 AM
:lol: You're so "boyz n da hood", Mikey...

I always end up sneezing so it sounds like "I hate chu!". Works a treat with the missus.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Coco on Saturday 29 May 2010, 08:49:04 AM
I don't really know why, but sometimes I find myself swearing in German...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Saturday 29 May 2010, 09:40:24 AM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".

Yeah I do that.

Yeah I do that too. And that. Oh and that as well.

Thanks for explaining my joke. :thup:

Yeah, well like the reflection in your mirror of a morning, it's a s*** joke. Bitch.

It certainly is. Surprised you didn't think of it first tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mattynufc on Saturday 29 May 2010, 09:41:47 AM
I always think, if someone puts a burning thing through our letter box, and it spreads fast... how will I escape?  The windows don't open far enough, and we have double glazing.  Granted, this can be smashed. But it is then a 2 storey drop. Obviously worth it.  But then I think, what if I wasn't in, and only my girlfriend was.  Could she smash the window? If not, where could I tell her to stay that would be safest?  Close all doors, put the blankets by the door and hide in cupboard.  Wait for the firemen. Damn my heads odd.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Heron on Saturday 29 May 2010, 09:47:46 AM
If I tidied the flat, would it stay tidy long?

That's about as far as the process ever gets like...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Saturday 29 May 2010, 11:51:28 AM
I always think, if someone puts a burning thing through our letter box, and it spreads fast... how will I escape?  The windows don't open far enough, and we have double glazing.  Granted, this can be smashed. But it is then a 2 storey drop. Obviously worth it.  But then I think, what if I wasn't in, and only my girlfriend was.  Could she smash the window? If not, where could I tell her to stay that would be safest?  Close all doors, put the blankets by the door and hide in cupboard.  Wait for the firemen. Damn my heads odd.

Hide in a cupboard? :lol:

"FIRE!"
"Quick! Into the cupboard!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: toonlass on Saturday 29 May 2010, 12:00:52 PM
I always think, if someone puts a burning thing through our letter box, and it spreads fast... how will I escape?  The windows don't open far enough, and we have double glazing.  Granted, this can be smashed. But it is then a 2 storey drop. Obviously worth it.  But then I think, what if I wasn't in, and only my girlfriend was.  Could she smash the window? If not, where could I tell her to stay that would be safest?  Close all doors, put the blankets by the door and hide in cupboard.  Wait for the firemen. Damn my heads odd.

Definitely don't hide in a cupboard. My dad was a fireman and would slap you about for saying that. It makes the job harder for the firefighters. Get the door shut, put the blankets/duvet behind it, open the window and then curl up on the floor by the window. Keep down low cos smoke rises.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mattynufc on Saturday 29 May 2010, 12:01:20 PM
I always think, if someone puts a burning thing through our letter box, and it spreads fast... how will I escape?  The windows don't open far enough, and we have double glazing.  Granted, this can be smashed. But it is then a 2 storey drop. Obviously worth it.  But then I think, what if I wasn't in, and only my girlfriend was.  Could she smash the window? If not, where could I tell her to stay that would be safest?  Close all doors, put the blankets by the door and hide in cupboard.  Wait for the firemen. Damn my heads odd.

Hide in a cupboard? :lol:

"FIRE!"
"Quick! Into the cupboard!"

It is one of those mirrored wall ones, so wouldn't burn as quick.  There's logic to this.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 29 May 2010, 12:04:51 PM
I always think I have cancer too.



I am turning into one of those boring t***s that always butts in with "yeah I do that, that too, oh and that".

Yeah I do that.

Yeah I do that too. And that. Oh and that as well.

Thanks for explaining my joke. :thup:

Yeah, well like the reflection in your mirror of a morning, it's a s*** joke. Bitch.

It certainly is. Surprised you didn't think of it first tbh.

I did., actually. I was rather p*ssed off that you beat me to the execution of that joke too. Hence my bitching about it. You slag. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 29 May 2010, 12:48:29 PM
People walking away from explosions in slow motion without looking back has to be the biggest cliche in film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:07:45 PM
I don't really know why, but sometimes I find myself swearing in German...

Me too! I love scheiße, man.

...you know what I mean.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:09:32 PM
I always think, if someone puts a burning thing through our letter box, and it spreads fast... how will I escape?  The windows don't open far enough, and we have double glazing.  Granted, this can be smashed. But it is then a 2 storey drop. Obviously worth it.  But then I think, what if I wasn't in, and only my girlfriend was.  Could she smash the window? If not, where could I tell her to stay that would be safest?  Close all doors, put the blankets by the door and hide in cupboard.  Wait for the firemen. Damn my heads odd.

Hide in a cupboard? :lol:

"FIRE!"
"Quick! Into the cupboard!"

It is one of those mirrored wall ones, so wouldn't burn as quick.  There's logic to this.

Wouldn't it still fill up with smoke?

You know you can solve all of this by buying a fire extinguisher and teaching her how to use it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Hide in a cupboard? Did no-one ever see that episode of Come Outside when she got stuck in the pantry with the chip pan on? Silly idea.

Of course, even more silly is the notion that Pippin ran all the way to the fire station, barked twice, and the fireman standing outside understood that as "There's a fire at Auntie Mabel's house!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:14:08 PM
Maybe the fireman recognized the dog, saw the smoke and put two and two together.

I haven't seen that show, though. So I might be talking s***. Sounds like a fake ass Lassie, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:15:49 PM
I'm sure the fire station was ages away though. And what sort of firemen see a dog barking and think "fire!"?

This is a moot point because its a show for f***ing children in which a porky lady and her dog fly around in a biplane.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:16:09 PM
I don't really know why, but sometimes I find myself swearing in German...

Me too! I love scheiße, man.

...you know what I mean.

Yeah, you love it in your tea. O0
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:17:05 PM
Mike:

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/images/comeoutside/comeoutside_slideshow4_385.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:17:42 PM
I'm sure the fire station was ages away though. And what sort of firemen see a dog barking and think "fire!"?

This is a moot point because its a show for f***ing children in which a porky lady and her dog fly around in a biplane.

Holy s*** that sounds awesome. Does the dog wear goggles and a little scarf?


:lol: f*** off Kaizero.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:18:42 PM
Get on youtube, the show was called "Come Outside".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:19:11 PM
Mike:

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/images/comeoutside/comeoutside_slideshow4_385.jpg)

Should have had little goggles on the dog. They f***ed up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:19:15 PM
Mike:

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/images/comeoutside/comeoutside_slideshow4_385.jpg)

That programme made first school tbh. Educational with hints of beastiality  :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:20:27 PM
Oh no doubt. She's f***ing that dog. Look at the dog in that pic, man. He's like " :kinnear: Call the police."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread.
Post by: Jill on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:24:36 PM
I have these random thoughts everytime i see a plane fly over about what it would look like and feel like if it just suddenly exploded.....been watching too much aircraft investigation

I do this, mostly with helicopters though. We get loads that fly over our office block and I always wonder what would happen if it just fell out of the sky onto us. Well, I'd probably die, but I mean apart from that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: toonlass on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:27:54 PM
Seriously Matty, don't tell her to hide in the cupboard. If the place is thick with smoke the Firemen will find her easier if she isn't in the cupboard. Go out and get a couple of smoke detectors too, and check the batteries each week.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:28:09 PM
Currently writing a pub quiz to do against some friends.
Going to be a mums team, dads team and sons team.
I'm writing it because i'd fail if i was in it.

Any suggested questions?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:28:17 PM
I can remember sitting on the carpet in first school watching Come Outside, and in the opening titles where she'd lock the house up, say "Come along Pippin" and then start the plane up, everyone would get up and run round waving their arms in circles going BRRRRRR, BRRRRR pretending to be the plane. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:34:23 PM
Currently writing a pub quiz to do against some friends.
Going to be a mums team, dads team and sons team.
I'm writing it because i'd fail if i was in it.

Any suggested questions?

Needs a seperate thread really. Categories should be:

TV and Film
Sport
General Knowledge / Trivia
Nature and Geography
Current Affairs
Music
History

along those lines.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:35:33 PM
Viva la Vida is a genius song to use for a video summarizing the one time in history Norway was a canny national team. Well done TV2, almost made me tear up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:37:41 PM
I have a weird shoulder tick when I'm driving. Nobody has said anything for years. But I know they know. I worry it gives them a window into the workings of my mind. w*****s.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Saturday 29 May 2010, 02:42:39 PM
Currently writing a pub quiz to do against some friends.
Going to be a mums team, dads team and sons team.
I'm writing it because i'd fail if i was in it.

Any suggested questions?

Needs a seperate thread really. Categories should be:

TV and Film
Sport
General Knowledge / Trivia
Nature and Geography
Current Affairs
Music
History

along those lines.

I've got most of it done, i have
Science/Nature
Food/Drink
Sport
Music/TV
General Knowledge
Current Affairs
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:00:06 PM
1) What year was the Great Fire of London?
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2) How many wives has Ian Beale had? (for a bonus point name them all)
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3) What did Barbie get in 2000?
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4) Who was the last Lib Dem prime minister in the UK?
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5) Who won the first UK series of The Apprentice?
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6) In what year did Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne marry?
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7) In which novel would you find Napoleon, Squealer, Boxer and Mr. Jones?
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8) The song Breakfast at Tiffany's was made famous by which band?
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9) Who won the 1982 FIFA World Cup?
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10) In the Simpsons, what is Homer's friend Barney's second name?
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nice assortment there Ash, categorise them as you will.

EDIT: I know you need more than that, but I can't be f***ed. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:01:38 PM
I got 2 of those. 1 & 9. :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:06:32 PM
I got 6, 7, 9, 10.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:10:26 PM
Yeah that s*** was for people in-sync with British culture. Make it more Canadian.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:10:49 PM
I can remember sitting on the carpet in first school watching Come Outside, and in the opening titles where she'd lock the house up, say "Come along Pippin" and then start the plane up, everyone would get up and run round waving their arms in circles going BRRRRRR, BRRRRR pretending to be the plane. :lol:

:lol: I actually nearly spat water all over the screen when I read that  bluelaugh.gif
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Yeah that s*** was for people in-sync with British culture. Make it more Canadian.

1) What year was the Great Fire of London eh?
Spoiler
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2) How many wives has Ian Beale had eh? (for a bonus point name them all)
Spoiler
[close]
3) What did Barbie get in 2000 eh?
Spoiler
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4) Who was the last Lib Dem prime minister in the UK eh?
Spoiler
[close]
5) Who won the first UK series of The Apprentice eh?
Spoiler
[close]
6) In what year did Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne marry eh?
Spoiler
[close]
7) In which novel would you find Napoleon, Squealer, Boxer and Mr. Jones eh?
Spoiler
[close]
8) The song Breakfast at Tiffany's was made famous by which band eh?
Spoiler
[close]
9) Who won the 1982 FIFA World Cup eh?
Spoiler
[close]
10) In the Simpsons, what is Homer's friend Barney's second name eh?
Spoiler
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nice assortment there Ash, categorise them as you will.

EDIT: I know you need more than that, but I can't be f***ed, hoser. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 29 May 2010, 03:49:35 PM
This is the most pathetic one for me. Sometimes when I write a song, I get a feeling that's a little bit like de-ja-vu except that it's like for a split second I'm an old man, and I'm listening to a memory, when that happens I always keep the part I've written. Sometimes I link it to being a successful musician, but if success is enjoying it, then I'm successful.


When I was young I thought that spots in my vision were souls, and that I was sending them to heaven if I kept looking up, and I was sending them to hell if I looked down. (thats the story I tell girls when I want them to go 'awwwh!' and touch me.)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Saturday 29 May 2010, 04:06:04 PM
Cheers for that pilko, will post my quiz when i get back later see what you lot get.
No cheating please.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: toonlass on Saturday 29 May 2010, 04:07:56 PM
Only got 6, 9 and 10 right.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 29 May 2010, 04:09:38 PM
Sounds like you need to watch/rewatch Waking Life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km5YGCRb0WM&feature=related

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LesPaul on Sunday 30 May 2010, 12:37:19 AM
Jeff Beck and Nigel Tufnell are basically the same person
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Sunday 30 May 2010, 12:54:43 AM
I've just seen a catfood advert and thought that looks well tasty, some gomis aka carte catfood.

It looked like braising steak in gravy.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 12:58:58 AM
Seriously, if TV is right, cats eat like Sultans.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:03:14 AM
Seriously, if TV is right, cats eat like Sultans.

lol I know what you mean, they even garnished this one for the cat; I've just had to raid the fridge.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:03:55 AM
:lol:

"That cat-food advert has made me really peckish. Fancy a curry?"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:06:44 AM
Kills me how the women in the commercials break it all up with a fork and toss the sprig of parsley on the side of the little plate, and the cat comes up all slow and eats it.

Man, I've seen cats eat s***. Just chow down on actual s***. They don't give a damn about the plate or the parsley. Anything as edible or more edible than s*** is a delicacy to them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:08:29 AM
Kills me how the women in the commercials break it all up with a fork and toss the sprig of parsley on the side of the little plate, and the cat comes up all slow and eats it.

Man, I've seen cats eat s***. Just chow down on actual s***. They don't give a damn about the plate or the parsley. Anything as edible or more edible than s*** is a delicacy to them.

Yeah, the way they do it for the commercial is to feed the cat for three hours non-stop before they shoot the actual scene. Then he just kind of forces it down.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:10:24 AM
What I don't get is why they work so hard to make it look appetizing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:11:23 AM
Kills me how the women in the commercials break it all up with a fork and toss the sprig of parsley on the side of the little plate, and the cat comes up all slow and eats it.

Man, I've seen cats eat s***. Just chow down on actual s***. They don't give a damn about the plate or the parsley. Anything as edible or more edible than s*** is a delicacy to them.

it's the same advert !!

I had some cheesecake btw, crap
not being in me own house.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:12:28 AM
What I don't get is why they work so hard to make it look appetizing.

So people think, "f***! I'd eat that, so Jenkins would f***ing yum that up." Having said that, cats happily eat mouse entrails so it seems a bit of an unnecessary luxury.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:14:15 AM
That's what I'm saying. Cats don't care at all. Don't cats eat the corpses of their owners if they die in the house?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Yorkie on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:15:55 AM
Only if they look like Scarlett Johansson.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:17:20 AM
That's what I'm saying. Cats don't care at all. Don't cats eat the corpses of their owners if they die in the house?

So what you suggesting? We build a cat food factory next to a graveyard?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:19:29 AM
That's what I'm saying. Cats don't care at all. Don't cats eat the corpses of their owners if they die in the house?

So what you suggesting? We build a cat food factory next to a graveyard?

:lol: I don't know what I'm saying, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:24:12 AM
Karloff's Humane Cat Product, except we spell 'Humane' with a very small 'e'?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:26:14 AM
They would eat it too. Then cat owners would be all smug about the type of human they're feeding Mittens.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:29:43 AM
All the adverts here claim the tin's 'packed with delicious meat and gravy' we could say ours is 'packed with delicious grave meat.'
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: OzzieMandias on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:32:05 AM
People walking away from explosions in slow motion without looking back has to be the biggest cliche in film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

:lol:

Thanks!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:37:26 AM
A lot of the horrible stuff I think has already been mentioned in this thread.  Particularly that I'm now afraid of heights because I'm frightened that I could hoy myself off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:45:42 AM
I'm terrified of mannequins. I feel like they have souls. I feel like they're real people.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:47:45 AM
I'm terrified of mannequins. I feel like they have souls. I feel like they're real people.

My lass is a fashion student.  We have a mannequin in the living room at all times.  But she doesn't have a head.

(the mannequin, not the girlfriend).
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:49:54 AM
See that's cool. I'm cool with that. It's when they're all assembled and displayed in stores. I feel like they're just...waiting for the store to close.

A dark department store has to be unbelievably frightening, with all the mannequins walking around.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:51:59 AM
I often think how I could nick stuff in shops without getting caught. Even library books. :lol: But especially guitars. I bet it'd be a doddle, but CCTV is the problem...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 01:56:54 AM
:lol: What's up with everyone. People are wondering what it would be like if a helicopter or plane exploded, how great it would be to sucker punch a stranger, push a stranger in front of a train and the exhilaration of thievery. What's going on in the UK?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:05:19 AM
:lol: What's up with everyone. People are wondering what it would be like if a helicopter or plane exploded, how great it would be to sucker punch a stranger, push a stranger in front of a train and the exhilaration of thievery. What's going on in the UK?

f***ing boring.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:06:56 AM
Yeah, this is what it's like to be English.

I'm a geordie working in London and often wonder what it would feel like to smack one of these patronising poshos in the mouth out of nowhere.  It frustrates me that I've probably outperformed them in the academic sense throughout my whole life and they carry on like that, so aye sometimes I feel like living up to my stereotype and kicking the f*** out of them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:08:09 AM
PS I'm soft as s**** so it'd probs not even work. :lol: All I've got is determination and hatred of posh people.  Which could work, actually.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:08:52 AM
:lol: That's some African American s*** right there.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:10:41 AM
:lol: That's some African American s*** right there.

:lol: Are you calling me black Mike?  In spirit anyway.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:13:23 AM
:lol: I never ever want to talk about race, but I could replace a few words in that paragraph you put up and it would echo a few of my own sentiments at times. Sometimes it feels as if there is this specific way a black person is supposed to behave, and if they don't behave that way, they're somehow less black. It's so unbelievably infuriating that I hesitate to even think about it.

But yeah. Mannequins. Grace Jones. "Oh s***!".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:15:10 AM
Nee wonder that punk came from Britain, tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:16:03 AM
:lol: But if you still feel that way about s***, why is rock awful now?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:17:20 AM
:lol: But if you still feel that way about s***, why is rock awful now?

Cos' it's made by kids who know nothing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:17:53 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LucaAltieri on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:18:36 AM
:lol: But if you still feel that way about s***, why is rock awful now?

Cos' it's made by kids who know nothing.

...and for kids who know nothing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:18:52 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!

Nah, they'll probably stab me in the face and post it on YouTube.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:21:01 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!

Nah, they'll probably stab me in the face and post it on YouTube.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:27:13 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!

:lol: I love this denim jacket thing.  Have you even got a denim jacket Keefaz? 

I've got one, you can have it.  Cost about £60 from Levis and that was half price in the sale.  You can have it, Keefaz, do you want it?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:28:51 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!

:lol: I love this denim jacket thing.  Have you even got a denim jacket Keefaz? 

I've got one, you can have it.  Cost about £60 from Levis and that was half price in the sale.  You can have it, Keefaz, do you want it?

Any patches?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:29:31 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!

:lol: I love this denim jacket thing.  Have you even got a denim jacket Keefaz? 

I've got one, you can have it.  Cost about £60 from Levis and that was half price in the sale.  You can have it, Keefaz, do you want it?

Any patches?

No, it's a blank canvas.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:32:02 AM
Howay Keef, get your jacket on and teach them what's up!

:lol: I love this denim jacket thing.  Have you even got a denim jacket Keefaz? 

I've got one, you can have it.  Cost about £60 from Levis and that was half price in the sale.  You can have it, Keefaz, do you want it?

Any patches?

No, it's a blank canvas.

Cool. I can accessorise. I've got some badges picked out already:

(http://homepage.eircom.net/~sewer_rat/doom/patch1.JPG)

That's my duvet, btw, not a jacket. (My mam bought it for me, though, I would've picked, y'know, black)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:33:54 AM
If I'm going to give you this relatively expensive jacket that I don't wear anymore then I want to set certain conditions:

1. I think you should add me on MSN.

2. You meet me for a pint next time I'm in Newcastle so that I give you the jacket rather than posting it.  It's a good jacket!

Erm, that's it. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:38:20 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:38:31 AM
1. I don't have MSN, I only have Skype.

2. I'm not sure I could deprive you of your jackie, mate. I know how these things almost become a part of you. You take a man's denim jacket and it's like taking an American Indian's photo, or something.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:40:28 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:41:09 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:41:22 AM
See! How can someone who says they own no denim jacket be so well acquainted with smoky denim jacket etiquette?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:41:32 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:42:54 AM
1. I don't have MSN, I only have Skype.

2. I'm not sure I could deprive you of your jackie, mate. I know how these things almost become a part of you. You take a man's denim jacket and it's like taking an American Indian's photo, or something.

I haven't worn the denim jacket that much, it's no big deal.  You're just copping out man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:44:39 AM
1. I don't have MSN, I only have Skype.

2. I'm not sure I could deprive you of your jackie, mate. I know how these things almost become a part of you. You take a man's denim jacket and it's like taking an American Indian's photo, or something.

I haven't worn the denim jacket that much, it's no big deal.  You're just copping out man.

I'm genuinely surprised you have a denim jacket. What look were you going for?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:44:59 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?

Beards. Rock music. Diminutive in height. Wit commensurate with their level of education/intellectual curiosity. BEARDS. Cigarettes. Shaky employment history. Genuinely good people once you get the "Not a serial killer" notion confirmed. Denim.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:45:01 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:45:56 AM
1. I don't have MSN, I only have Skype.

2. I'm not sure I could deprive you of your jackie, mate. I know how these things almost become a part of you. You take a man's denim jacket and it's like taking an American Indian's photo, or something.

I haven't worn the denim jacket that much, it's no big deal.  You're just copping out man.

I'm genuinely surprised you have a denim jacket. What look were you going for?

It's not a short denim jacket and not a long one, it's quite nice.  Trying to find a pic of it, hads on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:46:59 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

What's your category? 'Northern/Common'?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:47:57 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?

Beards. Rock music. Diminutive in height. Wit commensurate with their level of education/intellectual curiosity. BEARDS. Cigarettes. Shaky employment history. Genuinely good people once you get the "Not a serial killer" notion confirmed. Denim.

Jesus Christ, Keefs sound crusty as f***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:49:33 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

:lol: I can't get you down yet, I'm sorry to say. Keef was easy because you meet Keef a lot in suburban NY. A lot.

You're good people, though. Which is really all that matters.

It blows my mind that Number 9 has an English accent, honestly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:49:41 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

What's your category? 'Northern/Common'?

Pure c*** who thinks he's it cos he managed to raise four hundred quid for a big telly.

The category titles are a bit long tbh, I've telt them they should make it a bit more short and snappy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:50:49 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?

Beards. Rock music. Diminutive in height. Wit commensurate with their level of education/intellectual curiosity. BEARDS. Cigarettes. Shaky employment history. Genuinely good people once you get the "Not a serial killer" notion confirmed. Denim.

Jesus Christ, Keefs sound crusty as f***.

American Keef is the descendant of cowboys, and s***. You're the aberration, with your clean shirts and no denim jacket. You're letting the side down!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:51:11 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?

Beards. Rock music. Diminutive in height. Wit commensurate with their level of education/intellectual curiosity. BEARDS. Cigarettes. Shaky employment history. Genuinely good people once you get the "Not a serial killer" notion confirmed. Denim.
:lol: :lol:

That's brilliant! I need to hear some moe of these types.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:52:24 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

What's your category? 'Northern/Common'?

Pure c*** who thinks he's it cos he managed to raise four hundred quid for a big telly.

The category titles are a bit long tbh, I've telt them they should make it a bit more short and snappy.

'Common, Ugly, Northern, Thick'.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:52:40 AM
Tell them, Baba! You've met that dude up in New England. I know for a fact you have. He's wearing a denim jacket.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:53:23 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?

Beards. Rock music. Diminutive in height. Wit commensurate with their level of education/intellectual curiosity. BEARDS. Cigarettes. Shaky employment history. Genuinely good people once you get the "Not a serial killer" notion confirmed. Denim.

Jesus Christ, Keefs sound crusty as f***.

American Keef is the descendant of cowboys, and s***. You're the aberration, with your clean shirts and no denim jacket. You're letting the side down!

Give me a chance! I've only this minute learnt I'm on a side, ffs. Sounds like the other Keefs need buck their ideas up, anyway.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:54:20 AM
Tell them, Baba! You've met that dude up in New England. I know for a fact you have. He's wearing a denim jacket.
:lol: I'd like to support you, but I've never ever encountered anyone who has used denim for a jacket. The concept is foreign to me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:55:09 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

What other traits do these Keefs share?

Beards. Rock music. Diminutive in height. Wit commensurate with their level of education/intellectual curiosity. BEARDS. Cigarettes. Shaky employment history. Genuinely good people once you get the "Not a serial killer" notion confirmed. Denim.

Jesus Christ, Keefs sound crusty as f***.

American Keef is the descendant of cowboys, and s***. You're the aberration, with your clean shirts and no denim jacket. You're letting the side down!

Give me a chance! I've only this minute learnt I'm on a side, ffs. Sounds like the other Keefs need buck their ideas up, anyway.

:lol: Keefs can't help it, man. They see that denim and it's on their back before they even made the choice. You're like the f***ing Chosen One making it this far without your uniform on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:57:14 AM
Tell them, Baba! You've met that dude up in New England. I know for a fact you have. He's wearing a denim jacket.
:lol: I'd like to support you, but I've never ever encountered anyone who has used denim for a jacket. The concept is foreign to me.

That's cool, man.

On Tuesday you will see a white man on the opposite side of the road in a black baseball cap with a goatee. As you observe him, he will reach into the right pocket of his denim jacket and pull a cigarette out of the box with his teeth. Without breaking stride.

It will blow your f***ing mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:57:57 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:59:04 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

f***ing brilliant man.  Keef man, do you want this denim jacket then?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:01:49 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

f***ing brilliant man.  Keef man, do you want this denim jacket then?

Not really, mate. I do appreciate the offer, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:02:10 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

f***ing brilliant man.  Keef man, do you want this denim jacket then?

Not really, mate. I do appreciate the offer, though.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:02:20 AM
:lol: Of course he wants that s***. He's asking himself why he wants it. I'm goddamn telling you why you want it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:03:36 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:05:31 AM
I refuse to conform to the Keef classification. I'm gonna break my programming. Might shave tomrrow.

HOW D'YA LIKE THEM APPLES, MIKE?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:10:42 AM
I refuse to conform to the Keef classification. I'm gonna break my programming. Might shave tomrrow.

HOW D'YA LIKE THEM APPLES, MIKE?

This doesn't fit into the Mosaic types set by the company I work for.  People don't just wake up and change, Keith.  People don't just have a shave out of nowhere.

You remain part of the 0035 group.  Once you're past your hissy fit, you'll be back to your 0035 activities, no doubt about it.  You'll probably buy a denim sofa to compensate for your little rebellious 15 minutes.  It's inevitable, statistically speaking.  Soz.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:12:04 AM
I refuse to conform to the Keef classification. I'm gonna break my programming. Might shave tomrrow.

HOW D'YA LIKE THEM APPLES, MIKE?

:lol: Man, if you managed to tell the Universe to f*** off for this long, I don't doubt that you're capable of anything.

But you will own a denim jacket. Maybe it'll be thirty years from now. s***, maybe you'll be 80, man. But you'll get one. The universe never loses, it just waits.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:15:10 AM
You'll probably buy a denim sofa to compensate for your little rebellious 15 minutes.

But you will own a denim jacket. Maybe it'll be thirty years from now. s***, maybe you'll be 80, man. But you'll get one. The universe never loses, it just waits.

:lol:

Such similar themes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:22:40 AM
I don't buy it. A Keef can be whatever he wants to be. If anything, Keefs are defined by their absolute rejection of determinism.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:29:17 AM
You can color outside the lines all you want, you're still on the f***ing paper.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:31:02 AM
Yeah, they bargain on you colouring outside the lines.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:33:36 AM
:lol: I like that 0035 group thing. 0035 Group, ver. 9. There's a nickname in there.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:42:16 AM
Alright, f*** you, guys. I'm off to bed. I've got to get up early and start baiting some Japs about the match.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:43:39 AM
:lol: I like that 0035 group thing. 0035 Group, ver. 9. There's a nickname in there.

That's genuinely the way people are grouped in my company's stats.  Except it's more like A01-09, B10-15, etc.

Keefaz = 0035 though, he's 0035 all over. The more he denies it the more he's 0035.  3 means 'loves denim' and 5 means 'denies that he loves denim'.  The 00 just means we know the 3 and the 5 will always be so, no matter how circumstances change.  When you have 3 and 5 together it means denim jackets.  Quite a lot of people like denim on their lower half, but when you've got a 3 and a 5 it transpires to denim on the upper half.

Sorry for being so factual and scientific anyway.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: n4e on Sunday 30 May 2010, 04:38:36 AM
I often think how I could nick stuff in shops without getting caught. Even library books. :lol: But especially guitars. I bet it'd be a doddle, but CCTV is the problem...

Went through a spell of this about 4 years ago. Started off as nicking hot and spicy chicken thighs and a monster drink every lunch time from Safeway before escalating into sports equipment. Was mental looking back like, would just walk out of Sports soccer with a £50 football and £100 cricket bat at a time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Sunday 30 May 2010, 04:48:03 AM
I often think how I could nick stuff in shops without getting caught. Even library books. :lol: But especially guitars. I bet it'd be a doddle, but CCTV is the problem...

Went through a spell of this about 4 years ago. Started off as nicking hot and spicy chicken thighs and a monster drink every lunch time from Safeway before escalating into sports equipment. Was mental looking back like, would just walk out of Sports soccer with a £50 football and £100 cricket bat at a time.
Maybe it is paranoia, but I would never post anything like that anywhere on the internet. I'd be convinced officers would arrive at my door wih my voluntary confession in hand. I could never throw my life away like this. Similarly, I would never post photos are my full real name anywhere on the internet. I feel as though some unscrupulous people I have dealt with in the past could use this to find me. That is why I will never have a facebook despite my girlfriend and others insisting. Generally, I am a very careful person. It is best to cover your tracks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pandamninator on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:12:27 AM
I often think how I could nick stuff in shops without getting caught. Even library books. :lol: But especially guitars. I bet it'd be a doddle, but CCTV is the problem...

Went through a spell of this about 4 years ago. Started off as nicking hot and spicy chicken thighs and a monster drink every lunch time from Safeway before escalating into sports equipment. Was mental looking back like, would just walk out of Sports soccer with a £50 football and £100 cricket bat at a time.
Maybe it is paranoia, but I would never post anything like that anywhere on the internet. I'd be convinced officers would arrive at my door wih my voluntary confession in hand. I could never throw my life away like this. Similarly, I would never post photos are my full real name anywhere on the internet. I feel as though some unscrupulous people I have dealt with in the past could use this to find me. That is why I will never have a facebook despite my girlfriend and others insisting. Generally, I am a very careful person. It is best to cover your tracks.

 :frantic:

There all out to get you.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:17:38 AM
This thread :lol:

Babatunde is crab man, it all makes sense.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:21:21 AM
You can color outside the lines all you want, you're still on the f***ing paper.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:20:59 AM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

is that that Mosaic thing?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:45:30 PM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

is that that Mosaic thing?

Yeah, that's it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:54:22 PM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

is that that Mosaic thing?

Yeah, that's it.

Such a load of bullshit that thing. I used to have to use it at a previous job, shoehorning people into categories so we can market s*** they don't want to them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 02:56:35 PM
:lol: Refuse to believe he doesn't own one. There are only like fifty personalities repeated thousands of times across the planet. I've met "Keef" like 8 times now, and each time they owned a denim jacket. Number 9 is on some bullshit.

:lol: :lol:  50 personalities, that's ace.

Sounds about right, though, eh?

Yeah well which personality am I Mike?

The company I work for now is scary btw.  You're classified as something whether you like it or not.  e.g. Struggling families, spendthrift singletons, etc.

is that that Mosaic thing?

Yeah, that's it.

Such a load of bullshit that thing. I used to have to use it at a previous job, shoehorning people into categories so we can market s*** they don't want to them.

Yep, that's the one.  I heard we're doing an iPhone app where you can take a picture of a street and it'll tell you what Mosaic types it's made up of.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:24:05 PM
I'm terrified of mannequins. I feel like they have souls. I feel like they're real people.

There was an episode of Doctor Who a few years ago when mannequins came to life and had laser guns in their wrists.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:26:12 PM
I'd prefer it if they shot me. I don't want to walk past a mannequin and have it grab me and then bite me and then I become a mannequin.

:lol: If a mannequin just accidentally fell on me, I'm almost certain I would s*** my pants.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:35:52 PM
Eh? Why?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:37:56 PM
:lol: Because mannequins freak me out, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 30 May 2010, 03:39:12 PM
Ah, you're right. Done. Still, it's canny unnatural that I have a bit of a phobia of absolutely stunning women like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:35:52 PM
There is a strange red light in the window opposite, I have concerns it could be a sniper :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:36:44 PM
I'd prefer it if they shot me. I don't want to walk past a mannequin and have it grab me and then bite me and then I become a mannequin.

:lol: If a mannequin just accidentally fell on me, I'm almost certain I would s*** my pants.

Ever played Condemned Criminal Origins?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:41:54 PM
I'd prefer it if they shot me. I don't want to walk past a mannequin and have it grab me and then bite me and then I become a mannequin.

:lol: If a mannequin just accidentally fell on me, I'm almost certain I would s*** my pants.

Ever played Condemned Criminal Origins?

Never got too far in the first one.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:42:11 PM
There is a strange red light in the window opposite, I have concerns it could be a sniper :(

I'm sure you've said that before in the past few weeks...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:42:44 PM
I'd prefer it if they shot me. I don't want to walk past a mannequin and have it grab me and then bite me and then I become a mannequin.

:lol: If a mannequin just accidentally fell on me, I'm almost certain I would s*** my pants.

Ever played Condemned Criminal Origins?

Never got too far in the first one.

It's just as well. Youtube the Toy Factory, those mannequinns totally freaked me out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:43:06 PM
I'd prefer it if they shot me. I don't want to walk past a mannequin and have it grab me and then bite me and then I become a mannequin.

:lol: If a mannequin just accidentally fell on me, I'm almost certain I would s*** my pants.

Ever played Condemned Criminal Origins?

Aye. I thought that, too. Scary as f***, tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:43:39 PM
There is a strange red light in the window opposite, I have concerns it could be a sniper :(

I'm sure you've said that before in the past few weeks...

That was UFOs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:44:59 PM
Avoid this movie, then...

(http://christineone.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/mannequin.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:46:14 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Nobody on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:49:53 PM
People walking away from explosions in slow motion without looking back has to be the biggest cliche in film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
As soon as I saw Mandias post, I KNEW you'd post this. Without a doubt the most obvious post ever made on any forum. Ever.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:52:12 PM
People walking away from explosions in slow motion without looking back has to be the biggest cliche in film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
As soon as I saw Mandias post, I KNEW you'd post this. Without a doubt the most obvious post ever made on any forum. Ever.

:lol: I knew it was this video, and I was on the WAP version (which as we all know is basic view only) when I read his original post.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:54:19 PM
He made someone laugh, tbf.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 09:55:31 PM
He made someone laugh, tbf.

More than one, tbf. I laughed too. :nods:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Nobody on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:03:38 PM
I'd prefer it if they shot me. I don't want to walk past a mannequin and have it grab me and then bite me and then I become a mannequin.

:lol: If a mannequin just accidentally fell on me, I'm almost certain I would s*** my pants.

Ever played Condemned Criminal Origins?

Never got too far in the first one.
Too scary?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:06:10 PM
Imagine this, Mike. A mannequin of Grace Jones.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:09:29 PM
Imagine this, Mike. A mannequin of Grace Jones...

...made of British chocolate. Oh yeah, baby... :shifty:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:16:42 PM
Imagine this, Mike. A mannequin of Grace Jones...

...made of British chocolate. Oh yeah, baby... :shifty:

He'll have a heart attack. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:18:37 PM
:lol: The two of you can go to hell.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:19:49 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:20:38 PM
:lol: The two of you can go to hell.

Are you going into meltdown, Mikeyboy? :fishing: :promotion:

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:23:39 PM
The knuckles on my left hand are really itchy at the moment.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:30:17 PM
The knuckles on my left hand are really itchy at the moment.

Why do I get the feeling that sensation relates directly to my posting on here, and that the symptoms worsen whenever you read one of my posts?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:31:50 PM
Because I've just told you that in a PM?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:34:26 PM
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2153/chocgrace.jpg)

Just a bit of imagery for you there Mike, in case you were having trouble properly imagining it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:35:09 PM
Because I've just told you that in a PM?

I haven't received any PMs from you for quite a while. Funnily enough I've been quite happy lately too. Obviously no correlation between these two facts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:35:53 PM
:lol: See this is what I mean. That f***ing last post button, man. I click s*** all innocent and now I have to f***ing unsee that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:37:14 PM
:lol: See this is what I mean. That f***ing last post button, man. I click s*** all innocent and now I have to f***ing unsee that.

Unsee what mate? What? This?

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2153/chocgrace.jpg)

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:38:30 PM
:lol: You guys are dicks, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:40:40 PM
Because I've just told you that in a PM?

I haven't received any PMs from you for quite a while. Funnily enough I've been quite happy lately too. Obviously no correlation between these two facts.

Things just ain't been the same between us for quite some time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:43:53 PM
Because I've just told you that in a PM?

I haven't received any PMs from you for quite a while. Funnily enough I've been quite happy lately too. Obviously no correlation between these two facts.

Things just ain't been the same between us for quite some time.

It's a phase you're going through, you'll grow out of it and see sense, eventually. I'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on though. :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:46:05 PM
Because I've just told you that in a PM?

I haven't received any PMs from you for quite a while. Funnily enough I've been quite happy lately too. Obviously no correlation between these two facts.

Things just ain't been the same between us for quite some time.

It's a phase you're going through, you'll grow out of it and see sense, eventually. I'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on though. :)

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it. I just want you back for good.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 10:55:20 PM
Because I've just told you that in a PM?

I haven't received any PMs from you for quite a while. Funnily enough I've been quite happy lately too. Obviously no correlation between these two facts.

Things just ain't been the same between us for quite some time.

It's a phase you're going through, you'll grow out of it and see sense, eventually. I'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on though. :)

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it. I just want you back for good.

Change my pitch up...smack my bitch up...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 30 May 2010, 11:15:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI1kCbcOfZw
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 30 May 2010, 11:25:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI1kCbcOfZw

Gay.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Monday 31 May 2010, 10:42:58 AM
Sometimes think about the husbands/wives of actors who are always having passionate love scenes on tv. i know its obviously just tv but always found it strange that its never even really spoken about, must bother some of them a bit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 2 June 2010, 09:00:41 PM
Sometimes when I'm moving along on the highway, I get a serious urge to just slam on the brakes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Wednesday 2 June 2010, 10:02:26 PM
I hope this isn't seen as bad taste but when things like the shootings today happen I think, god I hope I don't do something like that.

Especially when people are saying he was just a normal bloke, didn't have a temper etc...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 2 June 2010, 10:17:23 PM
I hope this isn't seen as bad taste but when things like the shootings today happen I think, god I hope I don't do something like that.

Especially when people are saying he was just a normal bloke, didn't have a temper etc...

Well the way I see it, I guess you just never know...life can sometimes get the better of even the most rational and self-controlled people and make them do the most inexplicable things.

:dontknow:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:22:36 AM
How much of a pussy I am that I cannot watch more than a minute of Scarred on MTV.  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:30:27 AM
I hope this isn't seen as bad taste but when things like the shootings today happen I think, god I hope I don't do something like that.

Especially when people are saying he was just a normal bloke, didn't have a temper etc...

Well the way I see it, I guess you just never know...life can sometimes get the better of even the most rational and self-controlled people and make them do the most inexplicable things.

:dontknow:
It's the weird people that never show any emotion that do it. Whereas I, who often shouts at the littlest thing, will never mass murder.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:39:26 AM
:nope: Way it works is that your flip out is always the opposite of your behaviour. Quiet guy does gun and axe stuff. Screaming, squealie guy is the mass poisoner.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:47:44 AM
the way it works is that it doesn't work, in cases like this there is no pattern, no outward sign at all....if they are signs then 90% of the UK is about to go skeet shooting round their neighbourhoods.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ronaldo on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:53:02 AM
I hope this isn't seen as bad taste but when things like the shootings today happen I think, god I hope I don't do something like that.

Especially when people are saying he was just a normal bloke, didn't have a temper etc...

Well the way I see it, I guess you just never know...life can sometimes get the better of even the most rational and self-controlled people and make them do the most inexplicable things.

:dontknow:
It's the weird people that never show any emotion that do it. Whereas I, who often shouts at the littlest thing, will never mass murder.

Just a harmless stalker?

Anyway, back to the point. People like this piece of filth supress their sick instincts all their life and then find that one day they don't have the mental strength to do it anymore. He'll have known he was sick for most of his life and i'd imagine a few of those around him will have known too, to some extent.

It's far easier for his pals to absolve themselves of any culpablity whatsoever by claiming "i'd have never imagined....."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:53:19 AM
Anyone can do it, all it takes is one or a series of bad days.

100% of the people alive today are capable of going on a murder spree if everything lined up properly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 3 June 2010, 12:55:21 AM
I hope this isn't seen as bad taste but when things like the shootings today happen I think, god I hope I don't do something like that.

Especially when people are saying he was just a normal bloke, didn't have a temper etc...

Well the way I see it, I guess you just never know...life can sometimes get the better of even the most rational and self-controlled people and make them do the most inexplicable things.

:dontknow:
It's the weird people that never show any emotion that do it. Whereas I, who often shouts at the littlest thing, will never mass murder.

Just a harmless stalker?

Anyway, back to the point. People like this piece of filth supress their sick instincts all their life and then find that one day they don't have the mental strength to do it anymore. He'll have known he was sick for most of his life and i'd imagine a few of those around him will have known too, to some extent.

It's far easier for his pals to absolve themselves of any culpablity whatsoever by claiming "i'd have never imagined....."
If i hid the stalking, then it would be weird.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:00:54 AM
I hope this isn't seen as bad taste but when things like the shootings today happen I think, god I hope I don't do something like that.

Especially when people are saying he was just a normal bloke, didn't have a temper etc...

Well the way I see it, I guess you just never know...life can sometimes get the better of even the most rational and self-controlled people and make them do the most inexplicable things.

:dontknow:
It's the weird people that never show any emotion that do it. Whereas I, who often shouts at the littlest thing, will never mass murder.

Just a harmless stalker?

Anyway, back to the point. People like this piece of filth supress their sick instincts all their life and then find that one day they don't have the mental strength to do it anymore. He'll have known he was sick for most of his life and i'd imagine a few of those around him will have known too, to some extent.

It's far easier for his pals to absolve themselves of any culpablity whatsoever by claiming "i'd have never imagined....."
hmmmmmm are you fishing or talking s**** ?


 :dontknow:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ronaldo on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:05:01 AM
You think that personal circumstance can motivate a murder spree?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:06:36 AM
You think that circumstance can motivate a killing spree?
yip.......lots of circumstances though. you seem to think he;s been struggling against it all his life (only in as much as we all are)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ronaldo on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:18:23 AM
Circumstances have clearly played some part, but surely very, very few people can be pushed that far.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:22:43 AM
Circumstances have clearly played some part, but surely very, very few people can be pushed that far.
and he was,unfortunatly, one of the very very few.

we are all different, we all have our triggers that set us off over different things and to differing lengths.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ronaldo on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:26:58 AM
Those who have triggers that power are mentally ill.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:29:40 AM
No kids, or young women, mainly old timers, seems a very controlled style of attack to me; for a rampage at least. I doubt he actually snapped, but thought most of this through.

I think you could speculate till the cows come home whether or not people around him should have seen warning signs etc...but the last thing I check for when catching up with a mate is whether he is going to go postal over a couple of personal setbacks. I'm sure none of us know what they are, they probably vary in variety, scale and frequency while most being able to be passed of as pressure or depression.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:33:10 AM
Those who have triggers that power are mentally ill.
we all have those triggers but for the most part we can overpower them, if for some reason we can't then.......snap!


that snap can be doing anything we know we shouldn't, violence against another without reason is the most obvious.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 3 June 2010, 01:34:39 AM
No kids, or young women, mainly old timers, seems a very controlled style of attack to me; for a rampage at least. I doubt he actually snapped, but thought most of this through.

I think you could speculate till the cows come home whether or not people around him should have seen warning signs etc...but the last thing I check for when catching up with a mate is whether he is going to go postal over a couple of personal setbacks. I'm sure none of us know what they are, they probably vary in variety, scale and frequency while most being able to be passed of as pressure or depression.
the thing is what one person takes in their stride is what sends someone else over the edge. there is no set line.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 3 June 2010, 02:18:59 PM
Yesterday for no reason other than it was incredibly wrong I asked a lass 'what do you like?' and in my head I immediately said 'a fat English cock in your mouth' whilst looking at her mouth. I was shocked, ashamed, and mildly amused.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 3 June 2010, 11:42:23 PM
Went my Nan's today using her old school record player that my Dad found at hers, there was something so much more pleasurable about listening to a record compared to an MP3
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Friday 4 June 2010, 01:28:54 AM
I'm reading through old NME magazines and from August 07 there's an issue with a picture of naked iggy pop. Seriously  :dowie:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LiquidAK on Friday 4 June 2010, 02:15:10 AM
They should bring back Wonka Xploder bars. Those were the best when I was little.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 4 June 2010, 03:13:17 AM
The Jurassic Park sweets were the best. They must have had anthrax in them or something though, I've never seen the likes of them since. They were like hard candy, but a totally unique flavour. They came in a plastic egg.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 4 June 2010, 09:01:45 AM
Yeah I remember those.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 4 June 2010, 10:20:46 AM
Sometimes when I'm on the bus I wonder what would actually happen if I went up to the random bloke sitting opposite me and punched him the face, and then just sat back down like nothing had happened. Not even a howitzer of a punch (I'm soft as s**** so that's out of the question anyway), just a jab to the cheek.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:07:57 PM
My mum just added the daughter from a friend of the family, she got hot.
I mean, sensational.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:20:26 PM
My mum just added the daughter from a friend of the family, she got hot.
I mean, sensational.

Howay, you know the score. Linky.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:21:03 PM
:lol: NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. I know how this ends, now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:24:31 PM
Pickos at the very least.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:25:16 PM
poidh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:30:10 PM
poidh

I can't remember whether you were away the last time he did that? :lol:

EDIT: I've remembered, you weren't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:32:03 PM
:laugh:

Did the real one post anything in the end?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:34:48 PM
:laugh:

Did the real one post anything in the end?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=10051

Just the 3 posts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:38:01 PM
She pops up on the people I might know section of Facebook.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:38:56 PM
Who? Ash's stalkee?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 6 June 2010, 08:41:57 PM
:laugh:

Did the real one post anything in the end?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=10051

Just the 3 posts.

;)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 6 June 2010, 11:19:29 PM
Women?! Why must they vex our lives?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Sunday 6 June 2010, 11:49:17 PM
Sometimes when I'm in a lift I wonder if i'd be able to climb onto the roof of the lift, a la John McClane. I would have no reason for doing this either, other than to see if it was actually possible.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 7 June 2010, 10:36:04 PM
Whenever I'm somewhere I'm not meant to be at a time I'm definitely not meant to be there, I'm always a bit worried that someone, somewhere has got a visual record of me being there at that time on their CCTV...and that makes me twitchy. :harry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 June 2010, 10:39:10 PM
Every time I leave a store, as I approach that alarm thing in front of the door, I always ask myself if I've stolen anything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Monday 7 June 2010, 10:45:55 PM
Every time I leave a store, as I approach that alarm thing in front of the door, I always ask myself if I've stolen anything.


;D

So true. Just as I walked past one the other day the alarm went off and I nearly s*** myself. For a few seconds I was in a dazed horror then I remembered that I hadnt actually stole anything so I just casually jogged on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Heneage on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 02:37:57 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 02:39:57 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 08:42:15 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
talk to enough people and you'll find it's a regular thing. more so the thought of how easy it would be "i could kill myself by taking one step". stand on the edge of a high building or cliff edge and the same thought will almost certainly pass through your mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 11:11:47 AM
I think that when i'm driving sometimes, that I could swerve to the other side of the road, killing myself and anyone else I hit. :harry: :kinnear:

Also, on the subject of trains and near misses, there's an old vid on YouTube where some kid waits on the tracks for a train, then jumps out of the way last minute. Missed him by inches.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ocho on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 11:15:30 AM
I think that when i'm driving sometimes, that I could swerve to the other side of the road, killing myself and anyone else I hit. :harry: :kinnear:

I have that when I see people parked on the hard shoulder.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 11:31:41 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&warned=True&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=1hPnjoO70Kk

That's the vid i'm on about. I'm on my phone so couldn't get URL to embed it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 11:52:49 AM
What a f***ing idiot, people like that almost deserve to die. The world would have lost an idiot.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Heneage on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 12:03:57 PM
I read the posts bottom to top and thought you were talking about me there KI. :lol:

That video is nuts though, should the suction not pull him in? Otherwise why are we told to stand away from the platform?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 01:06:53 PM
I was on the number 10 bus yesterday and for some reason it reminded me of one of those buses you get from the airport to your plane. Can't figure out why though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 07:34:22 PM
I was on the number 10 bus yesterday and for some reason it reminded me of one of those buses you get from the airport to your plane. Can't figure out why though.

Crack still in your system?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 8 June 2010, 07:42:00 PM
I read the posts bottom to top and thought you were talking about me there KI. :lol:

That video is nuts though, should the suction not pull him in? Otherwise why are we told to stand away from the platform?

You are in Norway. We have security lines (don't be closer than this when a train is arriving) and everything.

I still think about what you think about, though. It's strange.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 06:39:34 PM
10k posts, it feels a bit sad. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:16:13 PM
You puny posting mother f***er!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:30:05 PM
That's rubbish, man. I passed 25,000 the other day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:32:30 PM
That's rubbish, man. I passed 25,000 the other day.

Almost two year headstart, and I only started picking up pace in late 2007. I'm not doubting I can get there in two and a half years. Impressive, though. :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:45:33 PM
That's rubbish, man. I passed 25,000 the other day.

Almost two year headstart, and I only started picking up pace in late 2007. I'm not doubting I can get there in two and a half years. Impressive, though. :thup:

I'm small fry compared to the likes of Dave or even Jon.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:47:43 PM
That's rubbish, man. I passed 25,000 the other day.

Almost two year headstart, and I only started picking up pace in late 2007. I'm not doubting I can get there in two and a half years. Impressive, though. :thup:

I'm small fry compared to the likes of Dave or even Jon.

I'll never reach their level, they're not even human.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:50:46 PM
I was walking home from work today carrying a golf umbrella with a rather pointy tip and I had an urge to drive it through a pigeon that was crossing my path, like a stake. I didn't though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:52:30 PM
Could have had it for tea.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:55:51 PM
Funnily enough, I did have 'stake' and ale pie. ;D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:56:59 PM
Not had any tea yet, waiting for the boss lady to come home and decide.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 07:57:20 PM
The puns are flying in today. Like how a pigeon flies. Haha!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Wednesday 9 June 2010, 08:08:08 PM
Lotta f***ed up people in this thread.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Sunday 20 June 2010, 06:22:44 PM
Mark Bright should release a DVD of something like "The 100 Most Disappointing Through Balls".

The BBC co-commentators have kept me quite amused through the WC, but not because they're trying to be funny. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Monday 21 June 2010, 12:09:47 PM
When you're out and about and you see a fit bird riding a bike does anyone else think: 'damn, I wish I was that saddle!'?

I'm even starting to develop a bit of a pathetic hatred for saddles on fit birds bikes now tbh.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 21 June 2010, 12:10:48 PM
I think you need to stay out of the lush lasses thread for a little while :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 21 June 2010, 12:41:00 PM
When you're out and about and you see a fit bird riding a bike does anyone else think: 'damn, I wish I was that saddle!'?

I'm even starting to develop a bit of a pathetic hatred for saddles on fit birds bikes now tbh.



Do you lurk round womens underwear departments?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 21 June 2010, 01:13:50 PM
When you're out and about and you see a fit bird riding a bike does anyone else think: 'damn, I wish I was that saddle!'?

I'm even starting to develop a bit of a pathetic hatred for saddles on fit birds bikes now tbh.



:kasper:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Monday 21 June 2010, 01:26:22 PM
When you're out and about and you see a fit bird riding a bike does anyone else think: 'damn, I wish I was that saddle!'?

I'm even starting to develop a bit of a pathetic hatred for saddles on fit birds bikes now tbh.



How do you feel about being a saddle for someone who can ride a bike with one hand while eating an apple?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Monday 21 June 2010, 03:35:17 PM
When you're out and about and you see a fit bird riding a bike does anyone else think: 'damn, I wish I was that saddle!'?

I'm even starting to develop a bit of a pathetic hatred for saddles on fit birds bikes now tbh.



How do you feel about being a saddle for someone who can ride a bike with one hand while eating an apple?

Well, if it will get him on a plane to the World Cup then I think we can sort something out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Monday 21 June 2010, 03:36:11 PM
When you're out and about and you see a fit bird riding a bike does anyone else think: 'damn, I wish I was that saddle!'?

I'm even starting to develop a bit of a pathetic hatred for saddles on fit birds bikes now tbh.



:kasper:

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Joey on Monday 21 June 2010, 03:51:43 PM
Sometimes on public transport and I see some insect flying around or what have you, I always feel a slight twinge of guilt that it'll never get back to where it lives.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Elbel1 on Monday 21 June 2010, 04:01:56 PM
On the odd occasion that I give my mother-in-law a lift home I often wonder the maximum speed that I could make the passenger side hit a skip and then walk away unharmed.

I reckon around 25 mph ish.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:28:45 PM
Sometimes on public transport and I see some insect flying around or what have you, I always feel a slight twinge of guilt that it'll never get back to where it lives.

I do this too! :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:31:48 PM
Sometimes on public transport and I see some insect flying around or what have you, I always feel a slight twinge of guilt that it'll never get back to where it lives.

I do this too! :lol:

But surely they dont 'live' anywhere?!?1
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Or they might live on the bus.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:41:57 PM
Sometimes on public transport and I see some insect flying around or what have you, I always feel a slight twinge of guilt that it'll never get back to where it lives.

I do this too! :lol:

But surely they dont 'live' anywhere?!?1

There must be somewhere they like to knock about with their cronies I reckon. Now they have to make a new life and find new friends though, pretty grim.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:45:39 PM
Sometimes on public transport and I see some insect flying around or what have you, I always feel a slight twinge of guilt that it'll never get back to where it lives.

I do this too! :lol:

But surely they dont 'live' anywhere?!?1

There must be somewhere they like to knock about with their cronies I reckon. Now they have to make a new life and find new friends though, pretty grim.

A new life in a whole new postcode.

I remember once I was walking back from Coach Lane, and when I was walking through the trees up by the pit heap a caterpillar somehow became attached to my hair, felt bad that it was now on it's own. :lol:  Ended up just putting it amongst the greenery in the back garden.. :laugh:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:49:56 PM
They might live in a rough area so are happy to get away, the insect might have got on the bus on purpose.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Monday 21 June 2010, 06:52:05 PM
It's enjoyable when a bee/wasp gets on the bus.

20 pensioners filling their catheters, class.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 21 June 2010, 07:00:29 PM
It's enjoyable when a bee/wasp gets on the bus.

20 pensioners filling their catheters, class.

That's another one, just about every time i'm drinking and i'm off to have about my 30th p*ss of the night I think to myself "f*** man, I wish i had a catheter."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 21 June 2010, 11:23:26 PM
Ah man, I just had a thought: imagine being in a band and calling it Wallsend Noise Club.

I'm actually really p*ssed off I'm not in that band now, wish I'd never thought of it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 21 June 2010, 11:36:19 PM
Ah man, I just had a thought: imagine being in a band and calling it Wallsend Noise Club.

I'm actually really p*ssed off I'm not in that band now, wish I'd never thought of it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's genius.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 4 July 2010, 05:28:27 PM
Was in an Irish bar with my lass, I was hammered and for some reason decided to shout "TO BE SURE, TO BE SURE!!" at the top of my voice. It was in a really dodgy Irish leprechaun accent aswell.

We didn't stay for long after :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 4 July 2010, 05:30:17 PM
Was in an Irish bar with my lass, I was hammered and for some reason decided to shout "TO BE SURE, TO BE SURE!!" at the top of my voice.

We didn't stay for long after :lol:

My little brother did the "there's been a mor-dah" thing off Taggart once in a packed Edinburgh Zoo, think he was spared a beating from the jocks on account of him being about 6 or 7 years old at the time. Got loads of glares through as my parents ushered him away. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 4 July 2010, 05:32:33 PM
It was like some sort of tourrettes, even when I did it I didn't know why. My lass reckons I did it quieter earlier on in the night but obviously that wasn't enough so I had to give it a proper belt out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 5 July 2010, 02:25:02 AM
I once screamed Auschwitz as if having a bad dream when I heard Germans outside my hotel room in Tenerife. I was only a kid, I had no idea what it was, I'd just heard it on T.V. Me and my dad had to have 'a little chat'
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 5 July 2010, 02:47:08 AM
I don't really like fireworks that much.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 5 July 2010, 02:48:31 AM
I don't really like fireworks that much.

I really dislike the obvious gunfire more, tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LiquidAK on Monday 5 July 2010, 02:53:54 AM
I sometimes wish I was really, really stupid so that I could live in blissful ignorance. Sometimes I think about things that get me pretty down, and I wish I could just be content with eating paste or something.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 5 July 2010, 03:03:35 AM
I'm pretty sure I had a dream involving Tooj off here last night. Think that's the first ever time i've had a dream involving someone from the internet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 5 July 2010, 08:44:35 AM
I sometimes wish I was really, really stupid so that I could live in blissful ignorance. Sometimes I think about things that get me pretty down, and I wish I could just be content with eating paste or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Wessel_Zapffe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Wessel_Zapffe)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 5 July 2010, 02:10:04 PM
if anyones ever wondered what would happen if you cut through the power chord of an electric lawn mower, with said mower, whether thered be sparks flying etc. the answer is no. the mower just goes dead as if the plug had been pulled out.

also, see the pet hates thread.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cp40 on Monday 5 July 2010, 02:11:07 PM
if anyones ever wondered what would happen if you cut through the power chord of an electric lawn mower, with said mower, whether thered be sparks flying etc. the answer is no. the mower just goes dead as if the plug had been pulled out.

also, see the pet hates thread.


This also applies to electric hedge cutters.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 5 July 2010, 03:26:09 PM
if anyones ever wondered what would happen if you cut through the power chord of an electric lawn mower, with said mower, whether thered be sparks flying etc. the answer is no. the mower just goes dead as if the plug had been pulled out.

also, see the pet hates thread.

Yep, done it before myself.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fenham Mag on Monday 5 July 2010, 03:28:00 PM
Ahh my old man always said i would die if i done that the old fibber.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Monday 5 July 2010, 04:22:09 PM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 5 July 2010, 04:25:08 PM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.


it's about a 4ft drop. something is wrong if an adult can't lift themselves up that height.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 5 July 2010, 05:24:43 PM
Maybe the drop is bigger at Nigerian train stations.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Monday 5 July 2010, 05:26:50 PM
I'm pretty sure I had a dream involving Tooj off here last night. Think that's the first ever time i've had a dream involving someone from the internet.

I was so flattered when GG told me a few months ago that he dreamt that he went to the match with me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 5 July 2010, 05:29:09 PM
Maybe the drop is bigger at Nigerian train stations.
then mr tunde shouldn't be dolling out advice to kezman and greg then.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Monday 5 July 2010, 05:30:27 PM
I'm pretty sure I had a dream involving Tooj off here last night. Think that's the first ever time i've had a dream involving someone from the internet.

By any chance did we get chonged? That would make sense like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 5 July 2010, 07:16:56 PM
I'm pretty sure I had a dream involving Tooj off here last night. Think that's the first ever time i've had a dream involving someone from the internet.

By any chance did we get chonged? That would make sense like.

Haha nah, i'm sure I just seen you taking a p*ss through your bathroom window. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 5 July 2010, 08:57:46 PM
Was in an Irish bar with my lass, I was hammered and for some reason decided to shout "TO BE SURE, TO BE SURE!!" at the top of my voice.

We didn't stay for long after :lol:

My little brother did the "there's been a mor-dah" thing off Taggart once in a packed Edinburgh Zoo, think he was spared a beating from the jocks on account of him being about 6 or 7 years old at the time. Got loads of glares through as my parents ushered him away. :lol:

Not surprised they were glaring...they were probably wondering why a Geordie kid was doing an impersonation of a Glaswegian cop in an Edinburgh tourist destination. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: adam on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 12:11:42 AM
Maybe the drop is bigger at Nigerian train stations.

it'll lie and tell the platform height authorities it's a 4ft drop while actually being a 7ft drop?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 12:26:54 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.


it's about a 4ft drop. something is wrong if an adult can't lift themselves up that height.

After doing some googling and looking for answers like that, it appears a lot of people have died, and even more needing loads of help to get out, when they jump down on the tracks to say, pick up a phone/wallet they've dropped and not managing to get up. Also one particular story says "It is a particularly vivid brand of urban nightmare: the cellphone, iPod, wallet, umbrella or miscellaneous family heirloom that falls from our grasp and lands in that murky morass of the subway tracks.

But what do you do next?

“I can either pay $300 for a new BlackBerry, or I can jump,” mused one man, Sean Frawley, who found himself in just this situation a few months ago. Mr. Frawley jumped, but then he needed the help of three strangers to scramble back to the platform."




I've been down on the tracks at an abandoned station here in Norway, f***ing almost impossible to get up from it. (Albeit possible, as I managed to after a struggle.) But Greg wouldn't have had time to get out again going by my experience. It's a lot further down than it looks, and really wonky to try and climb out of as the edge is higher than you can get your foot without struggling, and the edge is really hard to get a solid grip on to lift up your weight.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 12:50:53 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.


it's about a 4ft drop. something is wrong if an adult can't lift themselves up that height.

After doing some googling and looking for answers like that, it appears a lot of people have died, and even more needing loads of help to get out, when they jump down on the tracks to say, pick up a phone/wallet they've dropped and not managing to get up. Also one particular story says "It is a particularly vivid brand of urban nightmare: the cellphone, iPod, wallet, umbrella or miscellaneous family heirloom that falls from our grasp and lands in that murky morass of the subway tracks.

But what do you do next?

“I can either pay $300 for a new BlackBerry, or I can jump,” mused one man, Sean Frawley, who found himself in just this situation a few months ago. Mr. Frawley jumped, but then he needed the help of three strangers to scramble back to the platform."




I've been down on the tracks at an abandoned station here in Norway, f***ing almost impossible to get up from it. (Albeit possible, as I managed to after a struggle.) But Greg wouldn't have had time to get out again going by my experience. It's a lot further down than it looks, and really wonky to try and climb out of as the edge is higher than you can get your foot without struggling, and the edge is really hard to get a solid grip on to lift up your weight.
so how much of a drop was it onto the norwegian tracks ? typically about 4ft in this country and i'd guess mostly it's panic that stops people getting out rather than any actual difficuilty.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 12:54:23 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.


it's about a 4ft drop. something is wrong if an adult can't lift themselves up that height.

After doing some googling and looking for answers like that, it appears a lot of people have died, and even more needing loads of help to get out, when they jump down on the tracks to say, pick up a phone/wallet they've dropped and not managing to get up. Also one particular story says "It is a particularly vivid brand of urban nightmare: the cellphone, iPod, wallet, umbrella or miscellaneous family heirloom that falls from our grasp and lands in that murky morass of the subway tracks.

But what do you do next?

“I can either pay $300 for a new BlackBerry, or I can jump,” mused one man, Sean Frawley, who found himself in just this situation a few months ago. Mr. Frawley jumped, but then he needed the help of three strangers to scramble back to the platform."




I've been down on the tracks at an abandoned station here in Norway, f***ing almost impossible to get up from it. (Albeit possible, as I managed to after a struggle.) But Greg wouldn't have had time to get out again going by my experience. It's a lot further down than it looks, and really wonky to try and climb out of as the edge is higher than you can get your foot without struggling, and the edge is really hard to get a solid grip on to lift up your weight.
so how much of a drop was it onto the norwegian tracks ? typically about 4ft in this country and i'd guess mostly it's panic that stops people getting out rather than any actual difficuilty.

At that particular station it was probably around 4.5-5ft. It's a lot harder than it looks, mind. Any day just looking at it I'd say you'd get up and down there easily, but even with no panic it's really hard. I think it's the edges that does it, you just can't get your foot over that edge after lifting yourself which would make it simpler than most things to get out of.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 12:56:41 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.


it's about a 4ft drop. something is wrong if an adult can't lift themselves up that height.

After doing some googling and looking for answers like that, it appears a lot of people have died, and even more needing loads of help to get out, when they jump down on the tracks to say, pick up a phone/wallet they've dropped and not managing to get up. Also one particular story says "It is a particularly vivid brand of urban nightmare: the cellphone, iPod, wallet, umbrella or miscellaneous family heirloom that falls from our grasp and lands in that murky morass of the subway tracks.

But what do you do next?

“I can either pay $300 for a new BlackBerry, or I can jump,” mused one man, Sean Frawley, who found himself in just this situation a few months ago. Mr. Frawley jumped, but then he needed the help of three strangers to scramble back to the platform."




I've been down on the tracks at an abandoned station here in Norway, f***ing almost impossible to get up from it. (Albeit possible, as I managed to after a struggle.) But Greg wouldn't have had time to get out again going by my experience. It's a lot further down than it looks, and really wonky to try and climb out of as the edge is higher than you can get your foot without struggling, and the edge is really hard to get a solid grip on to lift up your weight.
so how much of a drop was it onto the norwegian tracks ? typically about 4ft in this country and i'd guess mostly it's panic that stops people getting out rather than any actual difficuilty.

At that particular station it was probably around 4.5-5ft. It's a lot harder than it looks, mind. Any day just looking at it I'd say you'd get up and down there easily, but even with no panic it's really hard. I think it's the edges that does it, you just can't get your foot over that edge after lifting yourself which would make it simpler than most things to get out of.
well i'll take your word for it as you appear to have more experience of it than i have.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 01:01:17 AM
A really weird one that I hope others have suffered;

I watch the train pull in and wonder would I feel pain if I jumped in front of it. It's not a suicidal thing like 'I want too' I just wonder what it would feel like.

(Expects posts suggesting I do so)

I think this is quite a common thought.

When a train is coming in I often think about how late I could leave it to jump onto the tracks then still get myself out of there before it arrives.
My father has experience with this, you should not try it. He dropped something on the tracks and went down to get it as the train did not come for sometime. The whole is much deeper than you realise and he was unable to pull himself out without the help of others. For reference, my father is 6 foot 7 and still found himself stuck. You might not find such forgiving people on your stop. It could turn out very badly for you.


it's about a 4ft drop. something is wrong if an adult can't lift themselves up that height.

After doing some googling and looking for answers like that, it appears a lot of people have died, and even more needing loads of help to get out, when they jump down on the tracks to say, pick up a phone/wallet they've dropped and not managing to get up. Also one particular story says "It is a particularly vivid brand of urban nightmare: the cellphone, iPod, wallet, umbrella or miscellaneous family heirloom that falls from our grasp and lands in that murky morass of the subway tracks.

But what do you do next?

“I can either pay $300 for a new BlackBerry, or I can jump,” mused one man, Sean Frawley, who found himself in just this situation a few months ago. Mr. Frawley jumped, but then he needed the help of three strangers to scramble back to the platform."




I've been down on the tracks at an abandoned station here in Norway, f***ing almost impossible to get up from it. (Albeit possible, as I managed to after a struggle.) But Greg wouldn't have had time to get out again going by my experience. It's a lot further down than it looks, and really wonky to try and climb out of as the edge is higher than you can get your foot without struggling, and the edge is really hard to get a solid grip on to lift up your weight.
so how much of a drop was it onto the norwegian tracks ? typically about 4ft in this country and i'd guess mostly it's panic that stops people getting out rather than any actual difficuilty.

At that particular station it was probably around 4.5-5ft. It's a lot harder than it looks, mind. Any day just looking at it I'd say you'd get up and down there easily, but even with no panic it's really hard. I think it's the edges that does it, you just can't get your foot over that edge after lifting yourself which would make it simpler than most things to get out of.
well i'll take your word for it as you appear to have more experience of it than i have.

I've only tried it once tbf, but it was s*** hard and if you added panic to that on an active train station I'd be well dead. :lol:

(Obviously modern train stations don't have such a massive gap from the rails to the ground anymore, so it's becoming an extinct random thought other places than subway stations. :razz:)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 01:05:46 AM
I've been proper sweating nervously reading this s***. :lol: Sounds f***ing horrible, let's hope I never find myself having to retrieve something from the Metro tracks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 01:10:42 AM
I'd have no chance, weak as p*ss.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 04:26:14 AM
I wouldn't even bother, train based nightmares absolutely terrify me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 08:00:45 AM
ON the subject of trains.....i used to work in killingworth, the east coast main line used to pass through west moore.  The train used to whizz past when we were getting lunch from the bakery.

I often wondered if it was ever possible to dive through the wheels whilst its at full pelt.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 6 July 2010, 08:29:01 AM
I've been proper sweating nervously reading this s***. :lol: Sounds f***ing horrible, let's hope I never find myself having to retrieve something from the Metro tracks.
how many metro stops would you be in trouble at ? ther vast majority you wouldn't even need to climb back on the platform, just step the other way as theres no wall or anything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Nobody on Wednesday 7 July 2010, 05:56:32 AM
I've been down on the tracks a couple of times when I was younger, probably when I was around 15 years old. I'd say it's about 4 ft here as well, had no trouble at all getting up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Happy Face on Wednesday 7 July 2010, 09:08:16 AM
What's the surname of that racing driver. Nicky someone. Got quite burned in a crash in the 1970s... Nicky...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ocho on Wednesday 7 July 2010, 09:34:58 AM
What's the surname of that racing driver. Nicky someone. Got quite burned in a crash in the 1970s... Nicky...

Niki Lauda?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Happy Face on Wednesday 7 July 2010, 09:38:41 AM
What's the surname of that racing driver. Nicky someone. Got quite burned in a crash in the 1970s... Nicky...

Niki Lauda?

Niki who?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ocho on Wednesday 7 July 2010, 09:45:42 AM
What's the surname of that racing driver. Nicky someone. Got quite burned in a crash in the 1970s... Nicky...

Niki Lauda?

Niki who?

 :fishing:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Happy Face on Wednesday 7 July 2010, 09:59:55 AM
 :angry:

 :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 17 July 2010, 10:41:32 PM
I've always wondered what I would be like as a woman. Before someone yabs me, I don't mean in the transgender sense. I'm quite pleased with my position as a male. However, I often think about what would be the result if I was to transpose my physical, mental, spiritual, and personalistic into the form of a woman. Essentially if I was to keep my genetics exactly the sam except for exchanging my Y chromosome for an X. How would this woman fit into modern society? Would she be accepted? Would she be successful in her relationships with males? Fascinating to think about.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 17 July 2010, 11:18:31 PM
He's back :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Saturday 17 July 2010, 11:22:01 PM
:celb:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Saturday 17 July 2010, 11:24:42 PM
I've always wondered what I would be like as a woman. Before someone yabs me, I don't mean in the transgender sense. I'm quite pleased with my position as a male. However, I often think about what would be the result if I was to transpose my physical, mental, spiritual, and personalistic into the form of a woman. Essentially if I was to keep my genetics exactly the sam except for exchanging my Y chromosome for an X. How would this woman fit into modern society? Would she be accepted? Would she be successful in her relationships with males? Fascinating to think about.

She'd be a dyke with a stunning vocabulary.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: elonex on Sunday 18 July 2010, 12:47:52 AM
(http://revistacontratiempo.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/caster-semenya-11.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 18 July 2010, 09:50:31 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 18 July 2010, 10:55:32 AM
(http://revistacontratiempo.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/caster-semenya-11.jpg)

:boomboom: :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 21 July 2010, 02:15:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuyoyEiqH4c
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Wednesday 21 July 2010, 02:54:44 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: neesy111 on Wednesday 21 July 2010, 03:22:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuyoyEiqH4c

he should of just moved over onto the other track, simples
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 10 August 2010, 09:01:26 AM
Why do advertisers/companies think that being annoying is a good idea?


Banners with sound,
Pop up ads
Adverts that shout
Adverts with horrible tunes


:shrug:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 10 August 2010, 09:47:46 AM
Why do advertisers/companies think that being annoying is a good idea?


Banners with sound,
Pop up ads
Adverts that shout
Adverts with horrible tunes


:shrug:

Makes you look at them though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 10 August 2010, 10:05:11 AM
Why do advertisers/companies think that being annoying is a good idea?


Banners with sound,
Pop up ads
Adverts that shout
Adverts with horrible tunes


:shrug:

Makes you look at them though.

...and then deem them as an annoying company. It doesn't work for them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Saturday 14 August 2010, 09:43:45 PM
I was thinking before I've only ever known 1 non white person and even then I barely know him.

A situation that i'd imagine is quite rare in the UK.
 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 14 August 2010, 10:29:49 PM
I was thinking before I've only ever known 1 non white person and even then I barely know him.

A situation that i'd imagine is quite rare in the UK.
 
:lol: Are there really parts of the UK with no coloureds? Where do you live.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 14 August 2010, 10:33:37 PM
I was thinking before I've only ever known 1 non white person and even then I barely know him.

A situation that i'd imagine is quite rare in the UK.
 
:lol: Are there really parts of the UK with no coloureds? Where do you live.

Don't think you're allowed to say coloured.  Shame really, never had you down as a racist.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 14 August 2010, 10:36:08 PM
By coloured I didn't mean blacks. I meant other races in general. This is in contrast to white, which is the absence of colour.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 14 August 2010, 10:37:49 PM
Yep, whatever Mel Gibson.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Saturday 14 August 2010, 10:53:59 PM
I was thinking before I've only ever known 1 non white person and even then I barely know him.

A situation that i'd imagine is quite rare in the UK.
 
:lol: Are there really parts of the UK with no coloureds? Where do you live.

Very few i'd imagine. I live in a fairly small town a few miles north of Newcastle, 30K population and 99.99% Ethnicity white. Same for the whole of Northumberland which has a population of around 350K.  Must be one of the least ethnically diverse areas in the country, then again not having a city probably contributes to that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: catmag on Saturday 14 August 2010, 10:59:35 PM
Why is a cat-nap so called when all of my cats sleep for about 20 hours per day?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: elonex on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:01:49 PM
I was thinking before I've only ever known 1 non white person and even then I barely know him.

A situation that i'd imagine is quite rare in the UK.
 
:lol: Are there really parts of the UK with no coloureds? Where do you live.

Very few i'd imagine. I live in a fairly small town a few miles north of Newcastle, 30K population and 99.99% Ethnicity white. Same for the whole of Northumberland which has a population of around 350K.  Must be one of the least ethnically diverse areas in the country, then again not having a city probably contributes to that.

Aye, Ashington only has about 5 black people like. Plenty of Asians though and they are all smashing chaps :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:04:19 PM
The one guy I do know though is affectionately known as "Paki Paul" by his friends. Thats the type of ethnic diversity we're talking about here. I dont think he minds either :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:06:32 PM
By coloured I didn't mean blacks. I meant other races in general. This is in contrast to white, which is the absence of colour.

Scientifically speaking white is more a color than black.

Quote
Colors exist in the larger context of human vision. Consider the fact that there are three parts to the process of the perception of color.

1. The medium - The color as it exists as a pigment/colorant (such as the color of a tangible object) or as light (such as the color of an image on a television screen).

2. The sender - How the color is transmitted.

3. The receiver - How humans see color. In other words, how we receive information about color.

(If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around does it make a sound? Does a color exist if there is no one to see it?)

Is black a color? Is white a color?



The answer to whether white and black are colors combines both of the theories described in Part 1 and Part 2. Pigments and coloring agents are only half of the answer.

Here's how we see color:

(http://www.colormatters.com/images3/apple-reflect-eye.jpg)


The color of a tangible object originates as a molecular coloring agent on the surface of the apple. We see the color of an object because that object reflects “a color” to the eye. Every color is the effect of a specific wavelength. Link to Electromagnetic Spectrum at Color Matters.

In the case of the apple, we see the color red because the red apple reflects the specific wavelength of red (440nm is red).

The same theory applies to black and white.

(http://www.colormatters.com/images3/two-cats-reflect_bw-420.gif)


Is black a color?

No, black is not a color; a black object absorbs all the colors of the visible spectrum and reflects none of them to the eyes.

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The grey area about black:

A black object may look black, but, technically, it may still be reflecting some light. For example, a black pigment results from a combination of several pigments that collectively absorb most colors. If appropriate proportions of three primary pigments are mixed, the result reflects so little light as to be called "black." In reality, what appears to be black may be reflecting some light.

In physics, a black body is a perfect absorber of light.

Is white a color?

Yes, white is a color. White reflects all the colors of the visible light spectrum to the eyes.

In conclusion:

The colors we see are simply a degree of how much of this color present in light is reflected. To be completely accurate, a color reflects the wavelengths in the NM range that our retinal cones respond to.

The medium is the process of reflection of the wavelength of the color.
The receiver is our eyes which receive the wavelength of the color.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:07:18 PM
Tut tut Baba, it just gets worse and worse.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:09:43 PM
The area I grew up in was 99.9999999999999999999999% percent African and I still knew about 5 nice Lebanese people and several whtes. :lol: I am flabbergasted that anyone in a Western Nations could only know ne person of a different races.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: elonex on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:11:05 PM
There was a lad in my class who we used to pretend was chinese because he had that kind of face.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:12:44 PM
None where I am (outskirts of Glasgow) really. See plenty at uni though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:14:53 PM
Why is a cat-nap so called when all of my cats sleep for about 20 hours per day?

Because whilst cats sleep often and most of the day, they're almost always immediately awake after being woken, and they can sleep in the most crazy places. A cat nap is in comparison to a regular nap the description of taking a short nap in an unusual place (such as at your desk at your workplace, in a living room chair) and awaken from it and be immediately more alert, rather than going to bed for an extended nap from which you'll most likely not immediately be awake.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: catmag on Saturday 14 August 2010, 11:20:16 PM
Why is a cat-nap so called when all of my cats sleep for about 20 hours per day?

Because whilst cats sleep often and most of the day, they're almost always immediately awake after being woken, and they can sleep in the most crazy places. A cat nap is in comparison to a regular nap the description of taking a short nap in an unusual place (such as at your desk at your workplace, in a living room chair) and awaken from it and be immediately more alert, rather than going to bed for an extended nap from which you'll most likely not immediately be awake.

I'm useless at cat-naps like. A nap needs to be 4 hours long and involve a pillow and duvet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:02:21 AM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

I just find it fascinating people in the same country live in areas where it's unusual to see a "non-white" :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:21:04 AM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

I just find it fascinating people in the same country live in areas where it's unusual to see a "non-white" :lol:

Loads of places like that, tbh. You have a massive concentration in London and the major cities and outside of that... not so much. Must've seen about 10 black people in Newcastle before about 2000.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:26:01 AM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

I just find it fascinating people in the same country live in areas where it's unusual to see a "non-white" :lol:

Loads of places like that, tbh. You have a massive concentration in London and the major cities and outside of that... not so much. Must've seen about 10 black people in Newcastle before about 2000.

Difference between somewhere like Tynemouth and when I get the bus to Whitechapel from mine is absolutely incredible. :lol: I feel like Bill Murray on that bus. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:29:54 AM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

Also, nice to see Jon getting the 'but I have loads of black mates' defence in early.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:39:39 AM
Remember my (black) French mate's reaction when he first arrived in England (in Birmingham). Couldn't believe the number of black people. Before he arrived he was unaware of black English people.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:48:08 AM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

Also, nice to see Jon getting the 'but I have loads of black mates' defence in early.

Aye. :lol:

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6443/jone.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:50:17 AM
Remember my (black) French mate's reaction when he first arrived in England (in Birmingham). Couldn't believe the number of black people. Before he arrived he was unaware of black English people.

I was talking to my mate about Balotelli the other day - he's a black Italian person with an Italian sounding name, how did this happen?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Greg on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:00:42 AM
Remember my (black) French mate's reaction when he first arrived in England (in Birmingham). Couldn't believe the number of black people. Before he arrived he was unaware of black English people.

I was talking to my mate about Balotelli the other day - he's a black Italian person with an Italian sounding name, how did this happen?

Parents from Ghana and his real surname is Barwuah apparently.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:05:41 AM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

Also, nice to see Jon getting the 'but I have loads of black mates' defence in early.

:lol: I wanted so much to be the one to say that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:11:33 AM
...and I've killed the thread.  :-[
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:12:06 AM
I love how Interpolic has actually took the time to create a visual representation of Cajons friends ethnicity :lol:

Having a black friend is on my things to do before I die list like, so i anticipate knowing some in the future. are they any different from white people does anyone know?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:15:40 AM
:lol: (Massive safety smiley) They don't smell like bologna.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:17:28 AM
Whats this Bologna?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:19:13 AM
I have a fair few mixed ethnicity friends, though only three "fully" (:lol:) black mates. Not counting Mike, honest.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:20:43 AM
It's this god awful meat that people use in sandwiches. It's awful.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:22:28 AM
I love how Interpolic has actually took the time to create a visual representation of Cajons friends ethnicity :lol:


I never, it's the first image on Google Images when you type in 'That Cajun with the friends of many races'.


Having a black friend is on my things to do before I die list like, so i anticipate knowing some in the future. are they any different from white people does anyone know?

:lol: Brilliant.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: elonex on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:22:58 AM
s***, I've only got two black friends and I fear that will half when I tell one of them that Louie is turning out to be s*** :weep:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:23:59 AM
I love how Interpolic has actually took the time to create a visual representation of Cajons friends ethnicity :lol:


I never, it's the first image on Google Images when you type in 'That Cajun with the friends of many races'.

Liar.

(http://irvinmayfield.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/cajun%20man.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:25:00 AM
I love how Interpolic has actually took the time to create a visual representation of Cajons friends ethnicity :lol:


I never, it's the first image on Google Images when you type in 'That Cajun with the friends of many races'.

Liar.

(http://irvinmayfield.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/cajun%20man.jpg)

That's Norway for you.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:25:43 AM
I love how Interpolic has actually took the time to create a visual representation of Cajons friends ethnicity :lol:


I never, it's the first image on Google Images when you type in 'That Cajun with the friends of many races'.

Liar.

(http://irvinmayfield.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/cajun%20man.jpg)

Do you have a picture for every single thing thats ever been said or will be said? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:33:08 AM
I love how Interpolic has actually took the time to create a visual representation of Cajons friends ethnicity :lol:


I never, it's the first image on Google Images when you type in 'That Cajun with the friends of many races'.

Liar.

(http://irvinmayfield.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/cajun%20man.jpg)

Do you have a picture for every single thing thats ever been said or will be said? :lol:

Time will tell. Only time will tell.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:35:33 AM
Every person at my work is white come to think of it. Strange.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:36:11 AM
Thinking about the ethnicity of my friends I've come to the conclusion that I'm a massive racist. Meh, white power.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LesPaul on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:39:42 AM
Jack Daniels is pretty f***ing epic tbh
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:41:06 AM
Thinking about the ethnicity of my friends I've come to the conclusion that I'm a massive racist. Meh, white power.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gNgHOYb9WV8/St8VO0EjWjI/AAAAAAAAD5s/5RMYNFGxovo/s400/Racist+Eggs.JPG)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:41:35 AM
Thinking about the ethnicity of my friends I've come to the conclusion that I'm a massive racist. Meh, white power.

:lol:  Bloody hell mate, you've got form as well.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:43:02 AM
Thinking about the ethnicity of my friends I've come to the conclusion that I'm a massive racist. Meh, white power.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gNgHOYb9WV8/St8VO0EjWjI/AAAAAAAAD5s/5RMYNFGxovo/s400/Racist+Eggs.JPG)

:lol: Erm, good jpeg.  Dear me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Beren on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:43:22 AM
I only have one white friend that I can think of - and there were only a handful white guys in my year at school.

I remember going to Scotland when I was very young and upon my return I saw a black family at Paddington and only realised then that there were (virtually) no ethnic minorities in Scotland ( - or at least wherever the hell I went).

Everyone at work is white and middle aged more or less.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 03:14:53 AM
On this subject, was just saying to Barack on FB I live in a really Asian area now.  I went to the shops in my shorts today and I'm pretty pastey white atm.  Was walking past this group of Asian lads and one of them was singing "the Milky Bar kid is strong and tough..." :lol:

Can't decide if it was directed at me, but if it was it's absolutely mental because I look nothing like the Milky Bar kid and it could have only been a random dig at me being white. :lol: Really not sure, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Heneage on Sunday 15 August 2010, 03:47:33 AM
Remember my (black) French mate's reaction when he first arrived in England (in Birmingham). Couldn't believe the number of black people. Before he arrived he was unaware of black English people.

I was talking to my mate about Balotelli the other day - he's a black Italian person with an Italian sounding name, how did this happen?

Parents from Ghana and his real surname is Barwuah apparently.
The story as I remember it was his parents moved from Ghana to Italy, he was born in Italy I forget where, but was given up for adoption as a toddler, he actually has very little to do with his biological parents, and took his adoptive parents last name.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 15 August 2010, 03:59:16 AM
I love the black mates excuse. Not that it's not relevant. I just find it funny.

I remember when I was younger I accused my dad of being homophobic. His response was typically Brent-ish,

'What a load of bollocks! I've got Elton John's Greatest Hits man!'
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:07:21 AM
I love the black mates excuse. Not that it's not relevant. I just find it funny.

I remember when I was younger I accused my dad of being homophobic. His response was typically Brent-ish,

'What a load of bollocks! I've got Elton John's Greatest Hits man!'

:lol:

It's like Finchey said, how can I hate women?  My mum's one. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Sunday 15 August 2010, 10:20:37 AM
I was thinking before I've only ever known 1 non white person and even then I barely know him.

A situation that i'd imagine is quite rare in the UK.
 
:lol: Are there really parts of the UK with no coloureds? Where do you live.

Very few i'd imagine. I live in a fairly small town a few miles north of Newcastle, 30K population and 99.99% Ethnicity white. Same for the whole of Northumberland which has a population of around 350K.  Must be one of the least ethnically diverse areas in the country, then again not having a city probably contributes to that.

Aye i can think of maybe one or two I've known for a short time through uni or work. You don't get many non-white folk in Northumberland like.

Thinking of it further I think in my school years there was maybe only a couple of a chinese lads and one maori lad, rest were all white.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 15 August 2010, 11:37:09 AM
I remember when a family with a black dad moved into my street, some of the old people were amazed. :lol: Weren't many knocking about Forest Hall in the 90s.

I currently have one Asian friend. He's hilarious but a lot of people are confused by some of his jokes which are slightly racist. ;D
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:39:30 PM
Maybe this is a trait of Asians.
My mate's mum who is asian is the most racist person i have ever met, not even in a witty way, just outright racist.
If i said the things she said i'd be stoned to death.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 01:46:11 PM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

Also, nice to see Jon getting the 'but I have loads of black mates' defence in early.

:lol: I wanted so much to be the one to say that.

 :shifty:

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:00:43 PM
I can't believe some on you lot live in these places :lol: my oldest mates are mixed race, black, white, black, mixed race, mixed race black,white, white, white, Asian, white and half of my immediate family are black or mixed race.

Also, nice to see Jon getting the 'but I have loads of black mates' defence in early.

:lol: I wanted so much to be the one to say that.

 :shifty:



:lol: I didn't want you to take it the wrong way, so I didn't. Then again, for all the s*** you give me about swimming, I should have jumped all over it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:04:02 PM
I am just building up the defence then I am going all Adolf Hitler on your black "ass" :lol:







I'm not really racist by the way, I have black friends.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:04:03 PM
Oh god, that reminds me, I nearly mentioned the forum to normal people the other day. Someone said that black people can't swim, and I opened my mouth to talk about the conversation on here about it.. but I couldn't bring myself to.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:06:14 PM
Oh god, that reminds me, I nearly mentioned the forum to normal people the other day. Someone said that black people can't swim, and I opened my mouth to talk about the conversation on here about it.. but I couldn't bring myself to.

(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8000/truthr.png) (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/truthr.png/)

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:06:23 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Someone just casually mentioned that black people can't swim?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:07:19 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Someone just casually mentioned that black people can't swim?

That's the way it is Mike, live with it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:07:47 PM
:lol: Outstanding.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:08:03 PM
Yeah, it was quite an odd moment. :lol: There was context, but I can't remember what it was. It saddens me that my only attempt to contribute to such an unusual discussion was based on this forum.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:12:31 PM
:lol: I don't know how much insight one could have in the "Swimming abilities of the various races" conversation.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:14:31 PM
Probably best I stayed quiet anyway, I'm paler than Casper and I can't f***ing swim. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:15:09 PM
Eric Moussambani has a lot to answer for. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:20:11 PM
Eric Moussambani has a lot to answer for. :lol:

:lol: Dave remembers the guy's name. Amazing. Even I was like "That black guy".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:20:48 PM
f*** off man, I looked him up. :laugh:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: adam on Sunday 15 August 2010, 02:22:45 PM
I dont have any 'full' black friends like, i dont think theres many my age kicking around shields. Got loads of asian and mixed race mates however.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 03:10:28 PM
:lol: I don't know how much insight one could have in the "Swimming abilities of the various races" conversation.

I don't want to make you paranoid but next time you see a group of white people talking then they suddenly go quiet it's fairly certain they will have been talking about black people not being able to swim.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 15 August 2010, 03:16:56 PM
Eric Moussambani has a lot to answer for. :lol:

:lol: Dave remembers the guy's name. Amazing. Even I was like "That black guy".

 :lol: It's funny because it's like we're the same.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:07:33 PM
On this subject, was just saying to Barack on FB I live in a really Asian area now.  I went to the shops in my shorts today and I'm pretty pastey white atm.  Was walking past this group of Asian lads and one of them was singing "the Milky Bar kid is strong and tough..." :lol:

Can't decide if it was directed at me, but if it was it's absolutely mental because I look nothing like the Milky Bar kid and it could have only been a random dig at me being white. :lol: Really not sure, man.

I can almost guarantee that it was. Things like that will happen all the time if you're on your own, as soon as you get even one mate with you though it will stop.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:12:11 PM
On this subject, was just saying to Barack on FB I live in a really Asian area now.  I went to the shops in my shorts today and I'm pretty pastey white atm.  Was walking past this group of Asian lads and one of them was singing "the Milky Bar kid is strong and tough..." :lol:

Can't decide if it was directed at me, but if it was it's absolutely mental because I look nothing like the Milky Bar kid and it could have only been a random dig at me being white. :lol: Really not sure, man.

:lol: is that not technically racist? Next time you go past them shout 'wax on, wax off' and see what they do then.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:17:45 PM
On this subject, was just saying to Barack on FB I live in a really Asian area now.  I went to the shops in my shorts today and I'm pretty pastey white atm.  Was walking past this group of Asian lads and one of them was singing "the Milky Bar kid is strong and tough..." :lol:

Can't decide if it was directed at me, but if it was it's absolutely mental because I look nothing like the Milky Bar kid and it could have only been a random dig at me being white. :lol: Really not sure, man.

:lol: is that not technically racist? Next time you go past them shout 'wax on, wax off' and see what they do then.

Kick the f*** out of him?

Because they're Asian.

If I was Asian, I would have just learned a bunch of different kung fu stances and bluffed my way through life.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Erm, not really Kung Fu Asian, that's not what I mean. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:21:49 PM
Asian schmasian, just start carrying a knife round with you.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:32:31 PM
Asian schmasian, just start carrying a knife round with you.

:lol: Me and Kim were walking home late at night a few days back and there was a bunch of Asian lads bombing really fast along the street past us going "Ah, f***", "oh my God" and the like.  They were running after their bus weren't they, never in doubt.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:38:50 PM
You used the word bombing Niel. I find that interesting...moderately interesting you might say.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:43:34 PM
You used the word bombing Niel. I find that interesting...moderately interesting you might say.

:lol:

Contemplated changing it after I posted. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 15 August 2010, 04:52:42 PM
Where does this habit of using a mundanely descriptive verb as a strong adjective come from?

For example.

If something was fast

'It was travelling.'

It was hot

'It had a temperature.'

Someone is amazing at football

'He can play.'


...and so on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ashley17 on Tuesday 17 August 2010, 01:58:20 PM
Would anybody watch a sitcom named the Ace of Spades, about a tennis player who also owns an allotment?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 17 August 2010, 03:37:46 PM
Would anybody watch a sitcom named the Ace of Spades, about a tennis player who also owns an allotment?

No. Unpromotional title for the described content tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Aphrodite on Tuesday 17 August 2010, 03:42:37 PM
Would anybody watch a sitcom named the Ace of Spades, about a tennis player who also owns an allotment?

:lol: It sounds like one of the titles that Partridge suggests to the man from the BBC

'Knowing M.E., knowing you'
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TheGuv on Tuesday 17 August 2010, 03:50:04 PM
Monkey Tennis?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 August 2010, 05:40:37 AM
Would anybody watch a sitcom named the Ace of Spades, about a tennis player who also owns an allotment?

No. Unpromotional title for the described content tbh.

If there was a White Supremacy tv channel, it would be the perfect name for a wacky slavery sitcom, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 August 2010, 05:41:18 AM
Mint ice cream is f***ing outstanding.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Friday 20 August 2010, 11:28:03 AM
Mint ice cream is f***ing outstanding.

In Italy I had some mint choc chip... it was immense.

Also had one scoop of dark chocolate with one scoop of banana... also incredible.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Friday 20 August 2010, 01:13:23 PM
Coconut is the best flavour of ice cream closely followed by raspberry.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 August 2010, 02:05:06 PM
I don't think I'd ever eaten mint ice cream before yesterday. f***ing unbelievable stuff.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 20 August 2010, 02:09:05 PM
I don't think I'd ever eaten mint ice cream before yesterday. f***ing unbelievable stuff.

Truth. It's the greatest.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 August 2010, 02:16:00 PM
:lol: I was mad at the chocolate chips for being in the way of all that mint. I'm not normally an ice cream person either, but apparently I wasn't eating the right stuff.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ocho on Friday 20 August 2010, 02:16:24 PM
I don't think I'd ever eaten mint ice cream before yesterday. f***ing unbelievable stuff.

Truth. It's the greatest.

+1

Close second is clotted ice cream from Cornwall. Yum.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: FrenchWilliam on Friday 20 August 2010, 04:10:31 PM
Had a good old ghost s**** this afternoon, and was thinking they could totally save the planet.

I reckon you need a healthy diet for a proper ghost s***, so if governments started promoting/enforcing this that would solve obesity and lots of other nhs-knacking diet-related illness.

People with healthier diets would have more energy, and be liable to do more exercise, further compounding their good health and further lowering nhs usage.

Healthy people with more energy would work more/better, improving the economy through increased quality of labour.

A stronger economy would mean a larger national budget, and with less money needed in the nhs, all other public services could be improved, thus making everyone happier, and again improving productivity.

Improvements in road building, infrastructure, civil service etc would create loads of jobs, so no unemployment. Saves the government billions in benefits, which in turn can be spent improving the country creating moore jobs and so on.

With everyone no longer needing to wipe their arse, practically no toilet paper would be needed, saving huge swathes of (carbon-capturing) forests, lowering carbon emissions in paper production, and generally improving the environment no end.

All these super fit healthy people obviously aren't going to want to sdrive as much cos they'll all be walking/cycling to work, so carbon emissions would drop dramatically.

Global warming thus solved, all these green lefties could stop banging on about it and do something worthwhile, again boosting the economy.

With no global warming or obesity or government budget problems to complain about, half of the daily mail and other s**** tabloid's outpout would be cut, saving yet more paper with the same knock-on benefits.

If ghost s***s don't even leave a mark on your arse, they're obviously going to need less water to flush, so all the saved toilet water can be piped to africa or whatever and solve their water shortages.

With Africa now all verdant and water-rich, they can start growing more crops to feed everyone's healthy, ghost-s***-inducing diets. The massive rise in farming and food processing jobs will put an end to third world poverty and shut Bono up.

With all that new found health and wealth, Africans would have more to risk from AIDs and therefore be more careful in having protected sex. AIDs would die out in, say, 10 years.

Pharmaceutical companies would see this coming, and, predicting the loss of income from not selling AIDs drugs, would plough all their available cash into R&D, curing all the other diseases in the world.

Now everyone is super healthy and free from disease, people will live to be about 150, again improving world GDP and economy.



Given all the above, I'll be highly surprised if ghost s***s aren't the cornerstone of the next general election. Solves poverty, world hunger, global warming, and cures all disease.




* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost+s***
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Lenny on Friday 20 August 2010, 04:33:47 PM
Didn't read all that, but clicked the urban dictionary link, and then came across this:

Ghost Sex

A daring sexual maneuver where a man and woman begin having sex in the doggy style position. While the man is pleasing his woman, his friend comes out of the closet quietly behind them. The first man acts like he is adjusting while his friend takes his place. Making sure the female is facing the window, the first man runs outside and waves at her while his friend is giving it to her from behind. Guaranteed to make her look like she has seen a ghost.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 20 August 2010, 06:28:56 PM
I can't get the theme tune to Fresh Prince out of my head.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: FrenchWilliam on Friday 20 August 2010, 06:53:51 PM
Didn't read all that,

fml
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: elonex on Friday 20 August 2010, 07:20:31 PM
Its wrong though. I have a terrible diet and I have ghost s***s all the time
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 20 August 2010, 08:33:09 PM
Didn't read all that, but clicked the urban dictionary link, and then came across this:

Ghost Sex

A daring sexual maneuver where a man and woman begin having sex in the doggy style position. While the man is pleasing his woman, his friend comes out of the closet quietly behind them. The first man acts like he is adjusting while his friend takes his place. Making sure the female is facing the window, the first man runs outside and waves at her while his friend is giving it to her from behind. Guaranteed to make her look like she has seen a ghost.

:lol:

Quality :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Monday 30 August 2010, 01:34:28 PM
'Are you gonna go my way' just came on and reminded me of the time i fell asleep and Lenny Kravitz was on repeat, i'm scarred.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:45:17 PM
Wifey's boobs have suddenly got properly massive.  It's f***ing ace.  Unless she's preggaz.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:47:59 PM
I think I fancy your lass. She has big boobs and doesn't swear. Does she like arty things and have mesmeric eyes?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:50:19 PM
I think I fancy your lass. She has big boobs and doesn't swear. Does she like arty things and have mesmeric eyes?

Yes to both.  Clear off. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:50:52 PM
Yo wife iz preggaz, yo. Big props to da man, innit!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:51:50 PM
:lol:

I remember that with the other half's, could always taste a bit of milk or some shitty pre-milk discharge stuff.  Wasn't nice, anyway, so had to put them away.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:53:26 PM
I think I fancy your lass. She has big boobs and doesn't swear. Does she like arty things and have mesmeric eyes?

Yes to both.  Clear off. :lol:

You have the same taste as me. I wish I had a brother though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 4 November 2010, 11:56:14 PM
I think I fancy your lass. She has big boobs and doesn't swear. Does she like arty things and have mesmeric eyes?

Yes to both.  Clear off. :lol:

You have the same taste as me. I wish I had a brother though.

Me and Barack have a spare one floating around, help yourself. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 5 November 2010, 02:13:09 AM
I think I fancy your lass. She has big boobs and doesn't swear. Does she like arty things and have mesmeric eyes?

Yes to both.  Clear off. :lol:

You have the same taste as me. I wish I had a brother though.

Me and Barack have a spare one floating around, help yourself. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Shan that like. Aye, help yourself though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Friday 5 November 2010, 04:56:02 AM
Coconut is the best flavour of ice cream closely followed by raspberry.
yoghurt
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: catmag on Friday 5 November 2010, 05:12:35 AM
Not a random thought, more of a random action. I've just gone to have a drink out of a can of diet coke, completely missed my mouth and poured it stright down my cleavage. It was bloody freezing :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:29:42 AM
titties
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: catmag on Friday 5 November 2010, 10:11:15 AM
titties

:lol:

The bairn's new favourite thing is to look down my top and say "booooooobies!" He then puts his head on them and says "Ahhhh :D"

I really hope he's not doing it at nursery!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: oldtype on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:33:45 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:38:08 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.
you cheered up about the football yet?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: oldtype on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:40:10 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.
you cheered up about the football yet?

Sunday sort of helped.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:41:36 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.
you cheered up about the football yet?


Sunday sort of helped.

thankfully
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Decky on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:53:09 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.

f*** sake, wheres the Pet Hates thread.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:53:56 AM
http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.0.html
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Decky on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:55:26 AM
Cheers man
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: oldtype on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:55:41 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.

f*** sake, wheres the Pet Hates thread.

What do you find objectionable, people who post on internet messageboards in the office or just me posting period? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Decky on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:57:48 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.

f*** sake, wheres the Pet Hates thread.

What do you find objectionable, people who post on internet messageboards in the office or just me posting period? :lol:

Awk im only jesting :razz:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: oldtype on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:58:27 AM
I am going to be posting on N-O so much more now that I have internet access in the office.

f*** sake, wheres the Pet Hates thread.

What do you find objectionable, people who post on internet messageboards in the office or just me posting period? :lol:

Awk im only jesting :razz:

I know, just trying to make you feel uncomfortable. O0
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:58:34 AM
I heard Decky will drink a cup of p*ss if oldtype posts more than 8 times before the end of the season.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: oldtype on Friday 5 November 2010, 12:00:26 PM
I heard Decky will drink a cup of p*ss if oldtype posts more than 8 times before the end of the season.

Might have won it if I still had my old job! Been very sporadic here since signing up with the military, even if you discount the four months where I was completely disconnected from society.

I (fondly?) remember basically living here when I was a bum at uni.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Friday 5 November 2010, 12:21:46 PM
Didn't read all that, but clicked the urban dictionary link, and then came across this:

Ghost Sex

A daring sexual maneuver where a man and woman begin having sex in the doggy style position. While the man is pleasing his woman, his friend comes out of the closet quietly behind them. The first man acts like he is adjusting while his friend takes his place. Making sure the female is facing the window, the first man runs outside and waves at her while his friend is giving it to her from behind. Guaranteed to make her look like she has seen a ghost.

:lol:

Quality :lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 5 November 2010, 05:33:52 PM
titties

:lol:

The bairn's new favourite thing is to look down my top and say "booooooobies!" He then puts his head on them and says "Ahhhh :D"

I really hope he's not doing it at nursery!

Excellent that like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:04:25 PM
IP found out if his lass is preggaz yet?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:07:42 PM
IP found out if his lass is preggaz yet?

Aye? Is she? Who's the father?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:08:57 PM
NICE ONE, GM.

:lol: Nah, she's probably not pregnant.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:09:26 PM
IP found out if his lass is preggaz yet?

Aye? Is she? Who's the father?

Sloth.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:11:22 PM
NICE ONE, GM.

:lol: Nah, she's probably not pregnant.

The important bit here being probably. You're not 100% sure, are you? It haunts you at night, what if there's a monster growing inside her. What if you just take a knife from the kitchen to make sure this monster is never born? Nobody will ever know...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:12:41 PM
NICE ONE, GM.

:lol: Nah, she's probably not pregnant.

The important bit here being probably. You're not 100% sure, are you? It haunts you at night, what if there's a monster growing inside her. What if you just take a knife from the kitchen to make sure this monster is never born? Nobody will ever know...

You creep. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:12:59 PM
:lol: Of course Kaz goes too far.

IP is going to be a great dad. Congrats, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:13:29 PM
:lol: FFS.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:14:06 PM
:smug:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:17:12 PM
NICE ONE, GM.

:lol: Nah, she's probably not pregnant.

The important bit here being probably. You're not 100% sure, are you? It haunts you at night, what if there's a monster growing inside her. What if you just take a knife from the kitchen to make sure this monster is never born? Nobody will ever know...

Awesome :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:19:19 PM
One of my gfs friends titties grew massively when she changed what form of pill she was on. Maybe it's that.

Probably not though, more likely a baby.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:21:24 PM
One of my gfs friends titties grew massively when she changed what form of pill she was on. Maybe it's that.

Probably not though, more likely a baby.

It ain't either of those things. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:26:28 PM
She's up the damian mate, called it Tupac.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:28:20 PM
I like Kaiz's gentle, playful humour.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 5 November 2010, 08:46:43 PM
I like Kaiz's gentle, playful humour.

That's typical Norwegian humour right enough. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 5 November 2010, 11:03:26 PM
Chicken flavour wotsits. Now there's an idea which needs to be taken up by Walkers or whoever.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Saturday 6 November 2010, 12:40:29 PM
Coconut is the best flavour of ice cream closely followed by raspberry.
yoghurt

 yoghurt? f*** off man, thats not even a flavour!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 6 November 2010, 04:26:17 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 6 November 2010, 04:29:39 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Saturday 6 November 2010, 04:30:16 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

I'm currently trying to get my sister to have a bairn. :lol: Don't fancy squeezing one out myself but it'd be nice to have a baby in the family and she's older than I am. One of these days :shifty:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 6 November 2010, 04:34:15 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.

Baby killer!!! :frantic:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 6 November 2010, 04:35:57 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.

Baby killer!!! :frantic:

There was no baby!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 6 November 2010, 04:55:13 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.

Baby killer!!! :frantic:

There was no baby!

So...just a regular old murderer, then?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 7 November 2010, 01:17:13 PM
That Raising Hope programme looks like total s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 7 November 2010, 03:32:49 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.

Baby killer!!! :frantic:

There was no baby!

So...just a regular old murderer, then?

So Kaz makes a joke about killing an unborn baby, thread keeps moving. I crack a s*** joke about IP killing his girlfriend and everything f***ing stops.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 7 November 2010, 03:48:44 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.

Baby killer!!! :frantic:

There was no baby!

So...just a regular old murderer, then?

So Kaz makes a joke about killing an unborn baby, thread keeps moving. I crack a s*** joke about IP killing his girlfriend and everything f***ing stops.

:lol: It's that kind of place.  Anyway, I didn't kill anyone.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 7 November 2010, 03:54:08 PM
I really want you to have a bairn now. :lol: I'd be a class uncle.

:lol: It's definitely not happening.  I can confirm that and not because I took Kaizero's advice.

Baby killer!!! :frantic:

There was no baby!

So...just a regular old murderer, then?

So Kaz makes a joke about killing an unborn baby, thread keeps moving. I crack a s*** joke about IP killing his girlfriend and everything f***ing stops.

It's because people know you are joking.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 7 November 2010, 03:55:50 PM
:lol: You creepy Norse b******.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 7 November 2010, 03:56:49 PM
:smug:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 7 November 2010, 03:59:49 PM
Coconut is the best flavour of ice cream closely followed by raspberry.
yoghurt

 yoghurt? f*** off man, thats not even a flavour!

Firefox is saying it isn't even a word.

The answer is still mint chip, btw.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Monday 8 November 2010, 12:22:43 PM
Coconut is the best flavour of ice cream closely followed by raspberry.
yoghurt

 yoghurt? f*** off man, thats not even a flavour!

Firefox is saying it isn't even a word.

The answer is still mint chip, btw.

:mackems:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LesPaul on Friday 12 November 2010, 07:28:50 PM
The solo to Alive by Pearl Jam. That is all.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Friday 12 November 2010, 07:30:44 PM
The solo to Alive by Pearl Jam. That is all.
:clap:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 12 November 2010, 07:32:37 PM
Wifey's boobs have suddenly got properly massive.  It's f***ing ace.  Unless she's preggaz.

Haven't been in this thread for a while, just noticed this post.

I thought you meant Wifey, as in porno woman Wifey:

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/162924/80613690.jpg)

Was wondering what you meant. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 12 November 2010, 07:34:09 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 17 November 2010, 05:58:07 PM
I always think I'll be one of those people who gets released without charges, when I walk anywhere deserted, late at night.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 18 November 2010, 07:07:58 AM
Did somebody know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cfcmagpies on Thursday 18 November 2010, 07:14:14 AM
Coconut is the best flavour of ice cream closely followed by raspberry.
yoghurt



 yoghurt? f*** off man, thats not even a flavour!

Cookies and cream is better anyway. And nothing beats a baskin robins sundae.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 19 November 2010, 06:06:31 AM
Thinking about various languages and how they sound to me when I can't understand them makes me think of how English would sound to me if I couldn't understand it. What language would it sound similar to? How would the sounds of words sound like when they don't make sense to you? What about the sound of the language compared to other languages you can't understand? This intrigues me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:04:23 AM
Thinking about various languages and how they sound to me when I can't understand them makes me think of how English would sound to me if I couldn't understand it. What language would it sound similar to? How would the sounds of words sound like when they don't make sense to you? What about the sound of the language compared to other languages you can't understand? This intrigues me.
on top of that, how do the differing accents sound to the "foreign" ear ? i know people from lincolnshire who can't hear the difference between the geordie accent and the mackem one.

also, chinese (mandarin or whatever) always sounds aggressive.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:10:49 AM
The accents thing is really interesting. I can tell almost exactly where in the north east someone is from, but people often don't know whether I'm from Yorkshire, Newcastle or Scotland!

I guess it's just what you're used to hearing... I'm learning to do the same with southern accents now. I'm starting to be able to tell where in the Thames valley someone is from, nearer London on nearer Oxford. Accents are fascinating.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cfcmagpies on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:30:19 AM
I listened to a Canadian trying to do an Australian accent once. Turned out to be a blend of Australian, Kiwi, Irish and Cockney.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:32:49 AM
How anyone can learn Russian, Chinese, Japanese etc is honestly puzzling to me; they are like alien noises to my ears. I can imagine learning to speak German/French/Spanish because they are vaguely comprehensible, but Russian man, fuckkk. Norwegian too. Mental.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:47:27 AM
How anyone can learn Russian, Chinese, Japanese etc is honestly puzzling to me; they are like alien noises to my ears. I can imagine learning to speak German/French/Spanish because they are vaguely comprehensible, but Russian man, fuckkk. Norwegian too. Mental.
basics are easy in them all man, taking the next step to put the various basics you know together so you're not going into a shop saying "please, five, beer" or whatever, though that does work
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 19 November 2010, 12:41:13 PM
Jelly shots taste like jelly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Nobody on Friday 19 November 2010, 12:43:41 PM
How anyone can learn Russian, Chinese, Japanese etc is honestly puzzling to me; they are like alien noises to my ears. I can imagine learning to speak German/French/Spanish because they are vaguely comprehensible, but Russian man, fuckkk. Norwegian too. Mental.
Norwegian is a piece of p*ss man :aww:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 19 November 2010, 01:42:00 PM
How anyone can learn Russian, Chinese, Japanese etc is honestly puzzling to me; they are like alien noises to my ears. I can imagine learning to speak German/French/Spanish because they are vaguely comprehensible, but Russian man, fuckkk. Norwegian too. Mental.
Norwegian is a piece of p*ss man :aww:
must be if norwegians can do it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Friday 19 November 2010, 01:44:37 PM
Is English the easiest? Is that way it's pretty much the universal language?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 19 November 2010, 01:46:13 PM
Is English the easiest? Is that way it's pretty much the universal language?
i was always told it was one of the hardest due to stupid grammatical rules. it become popular due to us forcing half the world to use it when we f***ed over their countries. the rise of the US helped aswell.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 19 November 2010, 08:07:45 PM
Scrolling through the Foreign Language channels on sky, watching the Indian/Islamic ones. One of their news channels blamed British Racist Parties for causing British Mulsims joining Terror Cells.  :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:41:32 PM
Is English the easiest? Is that way it's pretty much the universal language?
i was always told it was one of the hardest due to stupid grammatical rules. it become popular due to us forcing half the world to use it when we f***ed over their countries. the rise of the US helped aswell.

Yeah I've never understood this. Was always told it was one of the hardest, mainly because it has so many different influences that created our language, which in turn gave it the stupid grammatical rules maddy mentions. Yet everywhere uses it?

I was told German was one of the easiest to learn because it's so close to English. So I suppose how easy a language is to learn depends on what language you naturally speak, as obviously some are related to others.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:42:22 PM
Is English the easiest? Is that way it's pretty much the universal language?
i was always told it was one of the hardest due to stupid grammatical rules. it become popular due to us forcing half the world to use it when we f***ed over their countries. the rise of the US helped aswell.

Yeah I've never understood this. Was always told it was one of the hardest, mainly because it has so many different influences that created our language, which in turn gave it the stupid grammatical rules maddy mentions. Yet everywhere uses it?

I was told German was one of the easiest to learn because it's so close to English. So I suppose how easy a language is to learn depends on what language you naturally speak, as obviously some are related to others.

I always thought German was a piece of p*ss like, hated French though and could never remember any of it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:43:46 PM
I found English quite easy.


















Neesy didn't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:44:36 PM
Is English the easiest? Is that way it's pretty much the universal language?
i was always told it was one of the hardest due to stupid grammatical rules. it become popular due to us forcing half the world to use it when we f***ed over their countries. the rise of the US helped aswell.

Yeah I've never understood this. Was always told it was one of the hardest, mainly because it has so many different influences that created our language, which in turn gave it the stupid grammatical rules maddy mentions. Yet everywhere uses it?

I was told German was one of the easiest to learn because it's so close to English. So I suppose how easy a language is to learn depends on what language you naturally speak, as obviously some are related to others.

I always thought German was a piece of p*ss like, hated French though and could never remember any of it.

Exactly the same here.  The structure of German sentences is dead similar to English, as are some of the key words.  I hated it in year 8 when I was doing French and German, because it was just a bit confusing at that age.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:45:47 PM
My German teacher who was German used to always trot out his favourite line 'German is such a logical language'. He was right mind. ObiChris will know who the bloke I mean.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:46:04 PM
I was canny good at German, could a B in my German oral and I was p*ssed.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:46:40 PM
I was canny good at German, could a B in my German oral and I was p*ssed.

That sentence could have been so much more spectacular.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:47:45 PM
My German teacher who was German used to always trot out his favourite line 'German is such a logical language'. He was right mind. ObiChris will know who the bloke I mean.

Well he says that but the past tense stuff was a bit stupid imo.  "Ich habe gespielt...", etc.  Or something, that might be wrong.  Generally though it was fairly straightforward.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:48:05 PM
Just as I was saying about my typing, GOT a B in my German oral.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:50:00 PM
My German teacher who was German used to always trot out his favourite line 'German is such a logical language'. He was right mind. ObiChris will know who the bloke I mean.

Well he says that but the past tense stuff was a bit stupid imo.  "Ich habe gespielt...", etc.  Or something, that might be wrong.  Generally though it was fairly straightforward.

Aye, that sounds about right. Ich habe ... gespielt.

I got an A* in German. :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:51:50 PM
I'm proud to say my GCSEs and particularly my A Levels were pretty class marks. Shame they mean f*** all. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:52:57 PM
I'm proud to say my GCSEs and particularly my A Levels were pretty class marks. Shame they mean f*** all. :lol:

Same. I could've got my job without having either. :blush:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:53:49 PM
Scrolling through the Foreign Language channels on sky, watching the Indian/Islamic ones. One of their news channels blamed British Racist Parties for causing British Mulsims joining Terror Cells.  :undecided:
do you think if the EDL kick off in somewhere like oldham or burnley then some of the local muslim population may be driven to extremism ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:53:55 PM
My German teacher who was German used to always trot out his favourite line 'German is such a logical language'. He was right mind. ObiChris will know who the bloke I mean.

Well he says that but the past tense stuff was a bit stupid imo.  "Ich habe gespielt...", etc.  Or something, that might be wrong.  Generally though it was fairly straightforward.

Aye, that sounds about right. Ich habe ... gespielt.

I got an A* in German. :snod:

Aye, I got an A and then forgot it all straight away.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:55:35 PM
Oh look at all the A, A+ superstars!

Pricks!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:57:59 PM
Err, I'll have you know my supreme knowledge of telling someone that the swimming pool is straight ahead then the 2nd right has got me far in life thank you very much.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 10:58:43 PM
Oh look at all the A, A+ superstars!

Pricks!

Everyone in my social circle got As/A*s.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:01:19 PM
That's because you are a BOFFIN!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:01:32 PM
AND YOUR MATES!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:01:38 PM
I think the only French phrase I can remember is 'pour aller..?' because my sister is called Ali so I always used to wind her up with 'poor Ali's at the supermarche, poor Ali's at la gare' and for some reason it worked. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:01:57 PM
I got the best GCSE results in my year group, you bunch of thickos.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:02:40 PM
I got the best GCSE results in my year group, you bunch of thickos.

Yeah but Kevin is the second smartest in his year,
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:02:48 PM
I was canny good at German, could a B in my German oral and I was p*ssed.

What the f*** is a southern fairy cockney c*** like you doing using the word "canny"? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:03:08 PM
I got a D. Was French, not German. Had a f***ing s*** teacher, was more fun screaming swearwords at my mate and waiting for my teacher to go 'ay ay ay ay ay, non non non!' in her French accent. f***ing cracked me up every time.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:03:15 PM
I got the best GCSE results in my year group, you bunch of thickos.

Yeah but Kevin is the second smartest in his year,

Oi, leave him on TT where he belongs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:03:20 PM
I never knew Cajun could be so wild like this as he is always a thoughtful, considered specimen.

Alcohol!  :clap:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:03:57 PM
I never knew Cajun could be so wild like this as he is always a thoughtful, considered specimen.

Alcohol!  :clap:

Don't get too attached, he'll throw a punch at his computer before too long then disappear for a bit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:05:42 PM
I think the only French phrase I can remember is 'pour aller..?' because my sister is called Ali so I always used to wind her up with 'poor Ali's at the supermarche, poor Ali's at la gare' and for some reason it worked. :lol:

:lol: Reminds me of when my granny was trying to help me remember capital cities for my homework in primary school.  Asked me what Spain's was, said I dunno, she said "EEEEEEH it's Madrid.  Just think MADrid, think of a MAD WOMAN!"

Absolutely s**** teaching that didn't make any sense. :lol:  It did somehow work though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:06:08 PM
I was canny good at German, could a B in my German oral and I was p*ssed.

What the f*** is a southern fairy cockney c*** like you doing using the word "canny"? :lol:

I use canny and aye a fair bit, because of my family I used to go to America a large proportion of my life and used to come back speaking in a full on American accent after 4 weeks. I have been on Newcastle internet forums for a good 10 years + and some of the words used seem to fit in with what I am saying so much better.

Would never use them "down here" but when I can get away with them they seem so much more "correct" in certain contexts so I will use them.

Basically I divvent kna ye kna.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:06:39 PM
I was canny good at German, could a B in my German oral and I was p*ssed.

What the f*** is a southern fairy cockney c*** like you doing using the word "canny"? :lol:

I use canny and aye a fair bit, because of my family I used to go to America a large proportion of my life and used to come back speaking in a full on American accent after 4 weeks. I have been on Newcastle internet forums for a good 10 years + and some of the words used seem to fit in with what I am saying so much better.

Would never use them "down here" but when I can get away with them they seem so much more "correct" in certain contexts so I will use them.

Basically I divvent kna ye kna.

Good lad. :lol:

Especially if you say that bolded bit in your usual "Jellied Eels and Pearly Kings and Queens" Laaandaaaan accent. :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:09:04 PM
I never knew Cajun could be so wild like this as he is always a thoughtful, considered specimen.

Alcohol!  :clap:

Don't get too attached, he'll throw a punch at his computer before too long then disappear for a bit.

I REALLY did NO wrong at all! Really, really didn't. I should be applauded for not backing down to some idiot trying to intimidate someone because he had a drink inside him.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:10:31 PM
I never knew Cajun could be so wild like this as he is always a thoughtful, considered specimen.

Alcohol!  :clap:

Don't get too attached, he'll throw a punch at his computer before too long then disappear for a bit.

I REALLY did NO wrong at all! Really, really didn't. I should be applauded for not backing down to some idiot trying to intimidate someone because he had a drink inside him.

What happened here then?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:12:32 PM
Every single encounter I have had with a French speaking woman has been incredible. My French teacher was a sublime milf who I once asked if I could go and pleasure myself in a corner after getting a good mark to which she answered by giving me detention. This was not as bad an outcome as I had first thought as it gave me some quality one on one time with her and her breasts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:13:09 PM
I never knew Cajun could be so wild like this as he is always a thoughtful, considered specimen.

Alcohol!  :clap:

Don't get too attached, he'll throw a punch at his computer before too long then disappear for a bit.

I REALLY did NO wrong at all! Really, really didn't. I should be applauded for not backing down to some idiot trying to intimidate someone because he had a drink inside him.

:aww: I know.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:14:15 PM
Every single encounter I have had with a French speaking woman has been incredible. My French teacher was a sublime milf who I once asked if I could go and pleasure myself in a corner after getting a good mark to which she answered by giving me detention. This was not as bad an outcome as I had first thought as it gave me some quality one on one time with her and her breasts.


:lol: :lol: Bloody hell, pedro.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:16:23 PM
Some dickhead started on me for "looking at his bird", I should have just done the sensible thing as My Kids Support Chelsea tried to make me do and walk away but I wouldn't let it go and begged the bloke to hit me and his mate who came over thinking because he was tall he would intimidate me.

It was very childish/dickish of me but I can't stand people who kick off for no reason and expect people just to run off crying. He even held and empty glass in another bid to intimidate me further but it only angered me more.

It was stupid on my part but I am a stubborn f*** who would rather get glassed/beaten up rather than back down and let some t*** think he is some hard c***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:17:59 PM
Some dickhead started on me for "looking at his bird", I should have just done the sensible thing as My Kids Support Chelsea tried to make me do and walk away but I wouldn't let it go and begged the bloke to hit me and his mate who came over thinking because he was tall he would intimidate me.

It was very childish/dickish of me but I can't stand people who kick off for no reason and expect people just to run off crying. He even held and empty glass in another bid to intimidate me further but it only angered me more.

It was stupid on my part but I am a stubborn f*** who would rather get glassed/beaten up rather than back down and let some t*** think he is some hard c***.

This just happen in your living room?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:18:41 PM
No this was a while ago :lol:

I am a very counter aggressive person.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 19 November 2010, 11:18:47 PM
Some dickhead started on me for "looking at his bird", I should have just done the sensible thing as My Kids Support Chelsea tried to make me do and walk away but I wouldn't let it go and begged the bloke to hit me and his mate who came over thinking because he was tall he would intimidate me.

It was very childish/dickish of me but I can't stand people who kick off for no reason and expect people just to run off crying. He even held and empty glass in another bid to intimidate me further but it only angered me more.

It was stupid on my part but I am a stubborn f*** who would rather get glassed/beaten up rather than back down and let some t*** think he is some hard c***.

This just happen in your living room?
again ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Saturday 20 November 2010, 08:38:48 AM
again ?

I never knew Cajun could be so wild like this as he is always a thoughtful, considered specimen.

Alcohol!  :clap:

Don't get too attached, he'll throw a punch at his computer before too long then disappear for a bit.

I REALLY did NO wrong at all! Really, really didn't. I should be applauded for not backing down to some idiot trying to intimidate someone because he had a drink inside him.

What happened here then?


tbf
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:23:36 PM
Two things about the current Dior advert with Jude Law on it:

1. Sounds like the Crystal Maze at the beginning.
2. At the end he looks at her like he thinks she's trumped.

Watch next time and see if you agree.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:26:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIo9S5_xq0

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:30:13 PM
Sorry, sorry....that was the wrong version. :lol:

This is the one you're on about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZd9mKJcOR0&NR=1
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: palnese on Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Is he wearing a wig?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:59:28 PM
It's only about 30secs on the telly, GM. Didn't even know it was a 'film'.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Astroblack on Monday 29 November 2010, 06:19:40 AM
Cant sleep. Probably read evrything on here till i do. Must that this ia the best forum on the net. Hands down. It just has everything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Conjo on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:19:13 AM
Maybe more suitable in the dumb questions thread, but:

Why is it colder up in the mountains? Heat rises, and mountains are nearer the sun. Ergo, it should be warmer up in the mountains.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cfcmagpies on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:36:35 AM
Adiabatic expansion, and less water vapour to trap heat.

Distance from the sun doesn't really come into it. In the scheme of things (however many million kilometres between Earth & Sun) a few thousand metres won't make a difference.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:38:06 AM
my pastey:

Almost all of the sun's heat goes into warming up the oceans and the land it hits. As the oceans and ground warm up, they warm the air next to them, and this air warms the air a little higher up and so on. But, as you go higher, there's less and less heat available to go up, and the air gets colder.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:40:21 AM
Two things about the current Dior advert with Jude Law on it:

1. Sounds like the Crystal Maze at the beginning.

Exogenesis by Muse. Most of their music sounds like old TV/Computer Game music.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:50:44 AM
Two things about the current Dior advert with Jude Law on it:

1. Sounds like the Crystal Maze at the beginning.

Exogenesis by Muse. Most of their music sounds like old TV/Computer Game music.

 :smitten:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 29 November 2010, 01:13:35 PM
I think BO and interpolic should have a tag team fight vs gimp and cp40.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 29 November 2010, 10:28:35 PM
I think BO and interpolic should have a tag team fight vs gimp and cp40.

They're a bit old like, doesn't seem fair.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 29 November 2010, 10:29:58 PM
Ooowww that's fighting talk!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Monday 29 November 2010, 10:45:32 PM
Skullduggery is my new favourite word.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LiquidAK on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:36:58 PM
Skullduggery is my new favourite word.

Read it in the BBC report on El Classico too?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 29 November 2010, 11:39:41 PM
I think BO and interpolic should have a tag team fight vs gimp and cp40.

Youngsters would get that ass handed to them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 1 December 2010, 12:31:16 AM
one of my best friends reminded me of rodney (OFAH)  when we were younger, now i've realised he's turned into basil fawlty.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:09:42 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:27:03 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

That phase lasts throughout entire Winter for me like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:33:45 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:41:20 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We earn lots of money but when you take into account how much everything costs then it's no real difference,  have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

FYP ;)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:42:17 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

Hmm, I don't mind the cold too much. I have a favourite blanket. :blush: I may move to Norway, but you'll have to find me a job.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:48:23 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We earn lots of money but when you take into account how much everything costs then it's no real difference,  have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

FYP ;)

:lol:

There's a difference, man. I live here, I know there's a difference. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:51:06 PM
Yeah but I live here :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:51:23 PM
That makes no sense. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:52:26 PM
:snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:54:03 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

Hmm, I don't mind the cold too much. I have a favourite blanket. :blush: I may move to Norway, but you'll have to find me a job.

What are your work qualities? Being British you'll easily get a job if you're good at something. Especially if it's something to do with Economics.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:56:34 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

Hmm, I don't mind the cold too much. I have a favourite blanket. :blush: I may move to Norway, but you'll have to find me a job.

What are your work qualities? Being British you'll easily get a job if you're good at something. Especially if it's something to do with Economics.

I'm not really very good at anything in particular. :lol: Bit of a Jill of all trades really. And I know precisely nothing about Economics. This isn't going well, I may move to Sweden instead.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 07:57:59 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

Hmm, I don't mind the cold too much. I have a favourite blanket. :blush: I may move to Norway, but you'll have to find me a job.

What are your work qualities? Being British you'll easily get a job if you're good at something. Especially if it's something to do with Economics.

I'm not really very good at anything in particular. :lol: Bit of a Jill of all trades really. And I know precisely nothing about Economics. This isn't going well, I may move to Sweden instead.

They're wonkier than us for you getting a job tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 12 December 2010, 08:01:32 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

Hmm, I don't mind the cold too much. I have a favourite blanket. :blush: I may move to Norway, but you'll have to find me a job.

What are your work qualities? Being British you'll easily get a job if you're good at something. Especially if it's something to do with Economics.

I'm not really very good at anything in particular. :lol: Bit of a Jill of all trades really. And I know precisely nothing about Economics. This isn't going well, I may move to Sweden instead.

They're wonkier than us for you getting a job tbh.

Oh dear. Best get practising then...

Hallo. Mit navn er Jill. Hyggelig å treffe deg.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 08:03:11 PM
We speak English just fine, no need to learn our language. O0
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 12 December 2010, 08:03:53 PM
f*** it, I'll just stay here. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cp40 on Sunday 12 December 2010, 08:04:55 PM
f*** it, I'll just stay here. :lol:

 :lol:

hard luck Kiazer
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 12 December 2010, 08:05:26 PM
Yeah, stay out of our ski slopes!

(http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/2327/crooge.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Conjo on Monday 13 December 2010, 02:48:10 AM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

It's well nice here. We're rich, have all PL games on telly and don't have student riots. The downside is it's f***ing cold, which trumps all the good reasons.

Hmm, I don't mind the cold too much. I have a favourite blanket. :blush: I may move to Norway, but you'll have to find me a job.

What are your work qualities? Being British you'll easily get a job if you're good at something. Especially if it's something to do with Economics.

I'm not really very good at anything in particular. :lol: Bit of a Jill of all trades really. And I know precisely nothing about Economics. This isn't going well, I may move to Sweden instead.

They're wonkier than us for you getting a job tbh.

Oh dear. Best get practising then...

Hallo. Mit navn er Jill. Hyggelig å treffe deg.

You'll just end up in a Norwegian 7-Eleven, like all other swedes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GG on Monday 13 December 2010, 03:43:33 AM
why have i been thinking about this essay for the past week, yet not done anything on it? and why have i torn up my plan 6 hours before the deadline and just started writing about a paper i hadn't read until 15 minutes ago? why do i do this to myself? LOL THIS WILL BE SICK THOUGH.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 13 December 2010, 11:00:18 AM
I went to the doctors and guess what she told me, guess what she told me...

She said boy you better get that checked out if you've been vomiting blood... :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Monday 13 December 2010, 12:00:06 PM
I went to the doctors and guess what she told me, guess what she told me...

She said boy you better get that checked out if you've been vomiting blood... :(

Nee s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 13 December 2010, 12:10:25 PM
f*** it, I'll just stay here. :lol:

 :lol:

hard luck Kiazer

:lol: Had the chains up and everything.  May the Lord protect that poor Norwegian hitch hiker that didn't do anything to deserve the next 12 hours.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Monday 13 December 2010, 01:30:52 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 13 December 2010, 01:54:36 PM
I think BO and interpolic should have a tag team fight vs gimp and cp40.

Youngsters would get that ass handed to them.

Eh, what brought this up?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 13 December 2010, 05:47:44 PM
Aye, I was thinking that. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 13 December 2010, 06:39:44 PM
Just started thinking about brothers on the forum and it quickly turned into tag teams.

Sorry :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 13 December 2010, 06:48:05 PM
f*** it, I'll just stay here. :lol:

 :lol:

hard luck Kiazer

:lol: Had the chains up and everything.  May the Lord protect that poor Norwegian hitch hiker that didn't do anything to deserve the next 12 hours.

What hitch hiker? I ain't seen no hitch hiker. :shifty:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 14 December 2010, 01:08:18 AM
Hope I can hit 5000 before my birthday. Expect spam.

EDIT: that was my 5001th post. I win/had already won.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 14 December 2010, 01:20:41 AM
GOOD ON YA
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 14 December 2010, 01:23:54 AM
Thanks pally-wally woo
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Saturday 1 January 2011, 10:31:16 PM
I'm going through one of my phases where I want to move to a different country. Today it's Norway - Hi Kaiz. :snod:

Today it has been America. Unsure why.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:32:29 AM
Pimpmaster Mattis.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:34:09 AM
Pimpin' ain't easy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:42:37 AM
:lol: Evil slut guy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:44:02 AM
The girl i brought home told me all the other girls warned her of following me home, as i clearly was the evil slut guy at the party  :lol:

anyways, Jill what do you think i should do about the "team mates girlfriend" problem?
im really lost at the matter

If you're a c***, keep it going. If you're alreet, back the f*** off. :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:46:15 AM
The girl i brought home told me all the other girls warned her of following me home, as i clearly was the evil slut guy at the party  :lol:

anyways, Jill what do you think i should do about the "team mates girlfriend" problem?
im really lost at the matter
tell her you want nothing to do with her as it would betray a friend and possibly break up a family. then as she gets up from her knees and you zip yourself back up tell her she should give it another go with your team mate.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:48:54 AM
As if I've reached a level where Madras' drunk ramblings are better advice than mine. Gutted. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:49:44 AM
I'm blatantly gonna go party with mattis the next time I'm in Oslo. Whether he wants to or not, he's bound to leave some desperate ones in his backdraft.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:50:46 AM
As if I've reached a level where Madras' drunk ramblings are better advice than mine. Gutted. :lol:
or maybe, just maybe i know people don't really take seriously relationship advice given by complete strangers over the interthingy.


or if they do the relationship is doomed anyhow.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:56:34 AM
As if I've reached a level where Madras' drunk ramblings are better advice than mine. Gutted. :lol:
or maybe, just maybe i know people don't really take seriously relationship advice given by complete strangers over the interthingy.


or if they do the relationship is doomed anyhow.

Proper wise you like. Not Dennis.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:57:20 AM
I'm blatantly gonna go party with mattis the next time I'm in Oslo. Whether he wants to or not, he's bound to leave some desperate ones in his backdraft.

hook me up with a pm when your in town next time and certainly will go out and have a try at least.
Sadly not every night out is so full of bless as yesterday was though  :lol:

Cool beans. :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 01:59:21 AM
I think I look a bit bong eyed in my avatar since I changed the specks like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:14:03 AM
I think I look a bit bong eyed in my avatar since I changed the specks like.

I don't think the glasses are the right shape.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:15:35 AM
Them squaredy ones were getting on my nerves. :undecided: These ones are more accurate but the eyes look excessively large in comparison.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:16:29 AM
They make you look Asian
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:16:35 AM
Them squaredy ones were getting on my nerves. :undecided: These ones are more accurate but the eyes look excessively large in comparison.

I have never seen you wear a cap in that manner.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:18:49 AM
They make you look Asian

Cheers, I was dying to say that. :lol:

Them squaredy ones were getting on my nerves. :undecided: These ones are more accurate but the eyes look excessively large in comparison.

I have never seen you wear a cap in that manner.

(http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/hatty2.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:20:45 AM
Why did you post a pic of Sarah Milican wearing a cap?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:22:18 AM
I'd take that as an insult however I'm more concerned by my red face and white arms. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:23:54 AM
one eyebrow slightly higher than the other......you're reading a neesy post.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:36:10 AM
I'd check when I took that but I can't be arsed. I'm guessing May or June.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:38:09 AM
I'd take that as an insult however I'm more concerned by my red face and white arms. :lol:

:lol: It's not an insult, more a jibe.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:39:22 AM
I'm nowt like her FFS. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:41:20 AM
can you explain the red face ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:41:50 AM
can you explain the red face ?

She was looking at one of my posts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:43:09 AM
can you explain the red face ?

She was looking at one of my posts.
that would be "ashen"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:43:18 AM
I'm going to take a punt on hangover blood pressure. :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:55:23 AM
I'm nowt like her FFS. :lol:

:lol: I know, and it's quite a shame. I hate seeing pictures of people on here. It ruins the image of people their posts create.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:56:36 AM
I'm nowt like her FFS. :lol:

:lol: I know, and it's quite a shame. I hate seeing pictures of people on here. It ruins the image of people their posts create.

Do you want to see one of me and my mate with our pants off?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:57:55 AM
I'm nowt like her FFS. :lol:

:lol: I know, and it's quite a shame. I hate seeing pictures of people on here. It ruins the image of people their posts create.

Do you want to see one of me and my mate with our pants off?

I don't like where you're going with this.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:58:10 AM
I've seen a picture of you before, so no.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:58:32 AM
I would like to see Kaizero and his mate with their pants off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 2 January 2011, 02:59:12 AM
I would like to see Kaizero and his mate with their pants off.

Seriously?  Is this what chicks are into these days?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:00:22 AM
I would like to see Kaizero and his mate with their pants off.

Seriously?  Is this what chicks are into these days?

Ja, vi elsker den dritten.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:00:37 AM
(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6969/n56718061231005944618.jpg)

Soon I will recreate this photo with djmattis.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:03:09 AM
It's when you realise that you've already seen that photo numerous times that you work out what a loser you are. :lol: FML.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:03:51 AM
:lol: I feel alright, I've never seen that pic before.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:04:25 AM
(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6969/n56718061231005944618.jpg)

Soon I will recreate this photo with djmattis.
thats sounds like an almost nazi like zeal.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:04:36 AM
It's a genuinely terrifying picture, tbh. One of them looks as if they have a bag on their head.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jimburst on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:07:35 AM
It's when you realise that you've already seen that photo numerous times that you work out what a loser you are. :lol: FML.

I thought the same thing :lol: I've been a fairly active member of the forum for over 1/4 of my life :lol: I've known people on here longer than I've known people I'd class as 'best mates'.

FML.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:12:37 AM
It's a genuinely terrifying picture, tbh. One of them looks as if they have a bag on their head.

It's literally one of the wackiest things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:17:38 AM
You're going to get so many ridiculous PM's from the Norse stalker now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:17:42 AM
It's a genuinely terrifying picture, tbh. One of them looks as if they have a bag on their head.
one of them...ONE OF THEM !!! there's three heads and only two bodies.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:24:30 AM
:lol: I can't see s*** in that picture. It's like some s*** a murder victim would sneak so that the detectives would have an easier time solving the case.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:25:11 AM
:lol: I can't see s*** in that picture. It's like some s*** a murder victim would sneak so that the detectives would have an easier time solving the case.
tilt the screen towards ya man!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:28:15 AM
:lol: I can't see s*** in that picture. It's like some s*** a murder victim would sneak so that the detectives would have an easier time solving the case.
tilt the screen towards ya man!

:lol: I'm moving the screen like crazy and now it's just like some white people are doing the thriller dance towards me.

I can't see s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:30:08 AM
Get an Avatar sorted Mike
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:30:47 AM
Aye, avatarless Mike is crap.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:31:27 AM
:lol: I'm not s*** when it's just my opinions and thoughts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:33:14 AM
It's not the same. You're like forum naked.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:33:23 AM
Nar man, I bypass your posts too easily with no picture and I should never do that. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jimburst on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:47:40 AM
I don't tend to read posts with such avidity if I don't know who it is who's posting it. I don't think I even ever look, it's just colour recognition. Sad.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:48:57 AM
Most people are like that. That's why stealing Dave's avatar made me realize how much of a dick I am.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 2 January 2011, 03:57:01 AM
I don't tend to read posts with such avidity if I don't know who it is who's posting it. I don't think I even ever look, it's just colour recognition. Sad.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 04:00:10 AM
I see what you're up to now, but for about a minute that blew my mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 2 January 2011, 04:01:10 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Sunday 2 January 2011, 04:05:19 AM
I see what you're up to now, but for about a minute that blew my mind.

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 04:06:32 AM
:lol: Honestly thought it was a coincidence. I was like "whoa".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jimburst on Sunday 2 January 2011, 04:25:15 AM
I read about half way through and didn't even realise they were my own words...:/
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 2 January 2011, 06:45:04 PM
:lol: I hate crisis dreams. The only thing I learn is that I can scream like a girl.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 3 January 2011, 03:09:36 PM
Whatever happened to benetton?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Thespence on Monday 3 January 2011, 03:10:39 PM
Whatever happened to benetton?

No F1 team but they are still around http://www.benetton.com
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 3 January 2011, 03:10:40 PM
Whatever happened to benetton?

The F1 team? They became Renault.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 9 January 2011, 01:31:48 PM
I know that John Smiths advert is meant to be funny, but the lass really pisses me off. She pushes him and pushes him then doesn't like the answer. Well f*** you, stupid bitch.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 9 January 2011, 01:33:20 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 9 January 2011, 09:31:25 PM
:lol: Haha.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: QBG on Sunday 9 January 2011, 09:45:05 PM
I know that John Smiths advert is meant to be funny, but the lass really pisses me off. She pushes him and pushes him then doesn't like the answer. Well f*** you, stupid bitch.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 10 January 2011, 12:45:36 AM
I know that John Smiths advert is meant to be funny, but the lass really pisses me off. She pushes him and pushes him then doesn't like the answer. Well f*** you, stupid bitch.

It's the quiet grunt of satisfaction after he says he wants Claire that really gets me, personally. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Monday 10 January 2011, 12:51:07 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 08:33:22 AM
Some of the newer posters are f***ing rubbish.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 09:08:34 AM
:lol:

It's just you and your cliques, Dave.  :sadnod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 07:11:41 PM
DAVE'S STANDARDS HAVE NOT BEEN MET

On a related note, we haven't had a random ban for a while.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 07:24:24 PM
In all fairness, after taking a quick gander at the Football forum properly for the first time in days, I can see where Dave's coming from. I know I'm not a quality poster in this place, but f***ing hell :lol: It feels as though people have signed up with alter egos purely for wumming purposes with some of them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 07:25:36 PM
In all fairness, after taking a quick gander at the Football forum properly for the first time in days, I can see where Dave's coming from. I know I'm not a quality poster in this place, but f***ing hell :lol: It feels as though people have signed up with alter egos purely for wumming purposes with some of them.

Oh I agree. I just like the way Dave didn't beat around the bush.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 07:27:17 PM
Yeah, loved it. Especially as before reading it I hadn't been in the football section for a few days so thought it couldn't be that bad surely! And then I went in, read about 3 threads and thought 'f***, he's spot on'.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 07:44:37 PM
:lol:

The football bit's a nightmare at the best of times, can't say I've noticed too many new posters.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 07:46:37 PM
:lol:

The football bit's a nightmare at the best of times, can't say I've noticed too many new posters.

:snod: This!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 09:47:32 PM
I know that John Smiths advert is meant to be funny, but the lass really pisses me off. She pushes him and pushes him then doesn't like the answer. Well f*** you, stupid bitch.

Link me pls. I haven't seen the advert and feel I would like to see it so I can better appreciate the humour in your undoubtedly probably quite funny commentary here. :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: catmag on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 09:50:06 PM
I know that John Smiths advert is meant to be funny, but the lass really pisses me off. She pushes him and pushes him then doesn't like the answer. Well f*** you, stupid bitch.

Link me pls. I haven't seen the advert and feel I would like to see it so I can better appreciate the humour in your undoubtedly probably quite funny commentary here. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5V8CyencZ0
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Tuesday 11 January 2011, 10:07:40 PM
I know that John Smiths advert is meant to be funny, but the lass really pisses me off. She pushes him and pushes him then doesn't like the answer. Well f*** you, stupid bitch.

Link me pls. I haven't seen the advert and feel I would like to see it so I can better appreciate the humour in your undoubtedly probably quite funny commentary here. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5V8CyencZ0

Thanks lovely Cath. :aww:

Sorry but that is a FUNNY advert. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 09:12:15 AM
:lol: Yeah that's not bad.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 09:28:28 AM
That, indeed, made me snortle. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 09:29:40 AM
What is it about Australian lasses that means it's compulsory for them all to be such gobby, whiny, loathsome, irritating and loud? Especially in public places such as train stations?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 09:36:24 AM
What is it about Australians lasses that means it's compulsory for them all to be such gobby, whiny, loathsome, irritating and loud? Especially in public places such as train stations? Always.
FYP
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 11:00:21 PM
Gen' Chat's f***ing s*** tonight.  b******s.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 11:02:10 PM
Gen' Chat's f***ing s*** tonight.  b******s.

Stop whinging and spice it up then.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Wednesday 12 January 2011, 11:03:34 PM
I can't do that, it's nearly bedtime now.  You do it.  Please?

I was going to start a thread on something a bit risqué, but if I do, I'll end out being up til 4am.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 14 January 2011, 12:48:15 AM
That NZ Spotify advert is comically bad.

Some young lass blithering on; "Everyone remembers their first time, all my friends were doing it, everyone was raving about it... I'll never forget my first time"

Go all the way.


.....to New Zealand!

 :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 14 January 2011, 12:51:22 AM
I think about how people are called s*** all the time. Like a name you're given at birth stays with you for the rest of your life. How humans just get a name in general boggles my mind a bit. Also how you can buy pets and s***. I don't understand how the f*** you can price a dog or whatever. It's weird.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 14 January 2011, 04:08:25 PM
I'm in the mood to post "That's what she said." in response to something, but just as I'm in the mood for once, I can't find any posts setting it up. Dissapointment! :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 14 January 2011, 04:26:03 PM
I'm in the mood to post "That's what she said." in response to something, but just as I'm in the mood for once, I can't find any posts setting it up. Dissapointment! :(

That's what she said.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 14 January 2011, 04:39:28 PM
I think about how people are called s*** all the time. Like a name you're given at birth stays with you for the rest of your life. How humans just get a name in general boggles my mind a bit. Also how you can buy pets and s***. I don't understand how the f*** you can price a dog or whatever. It's weird.

:lol: You high motherfucker.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 14 January 2011, 05:29:42 PM
I think about how people are called s*** all the time. Like a name you're given at birth stays with you for the rest of your life. How humans just get a name in general boggles my mind a bit. Also how you can buy pets and s***. I don't understand how the f*** you can price a dog or whatever. It's weird.

:lol: You high motherfucker.

Eh? How did you know. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 14 January 2011, 06:02:27 PM
I'm in the mood to post "That's what she said." in response to something, but just as I'm in the mood for once, I can't find any posts setting it up. Dissapointment! :(

That's what she said.

:lol: :neutral: :hmm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 14 January 2011, 06:03:50 PM
I think about how people are called s*** all the time. Like a name you're given at birth stays with you for the rest of your life. How humans just get a name in general boggles my mind a bit. Also how you can buy pets and s***. I don't understand how the f*** you can price a dog or whatever. It's weird.

:lol: You high motherfucker.

Eh? How did you know. :lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 14 January 2011, 08:09:32 PM
I'm in the mood to post "That's what she said." in response to something, but just as I'm in the mood for once, I can't find any posts setting it up. Dissapointment! :(

It's best to wait for the opportune moment. I used it once after my boss said something and he's not awesome like Michael Scott so it really didn't go down well.

(That's what she said)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: K9 on Friday 14 January 2011, 08:14:02 PM
Just thought bout sticking a pen up my arse to touch the g spot
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Friday 14 January 2011, 08:14:35 PM
Just thought bout sticking a pen up my arse to touch the g spot

Don't use a pen lad, you can't get the purchase, use your finger.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: K9 on Friday 14 January 2011, 08:15:22 PM
Just thought bout sticking a pen up my arse to touch the g spot

Don't use a pen lad, you can't get the purchase, use your finger.

But when i tried that my finger was covered in poo
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Friday 14 January 2011, 08:30:47 PM
Just thought bout sticking a pen up my arse to touch the g spot

Don't use a pen lad, you can't get the purchase, use your finger.

But when i tried that my finger was covered in poo

Do it in the shower you animal.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 14 January 2011, 11:14:49 PM
I think about how people are called s*** all the time. Like a name you're given at birth stays with you for the rest of your life. How humans just get a name in general boggles my mind a bit. Also how you can buy pets and s***. I don't understand how the f*** you can price a dog or whatever. It's weird.

:lol: You high motherfucker.

Eh? How did you know. :lol:

:lol:

I still think this btw. :lol: Obviously don't think about it in as much depth usually though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Saturday 15 January 2011, 06:40:46 AM
I think about how people are called s*** all the time. Like a name you're given at birth stays with you for the rest of your life. How humans just get a name in general boggles my mind a bit. Also how you can buy pets and s***. I don't understand how the f*** you can price a dog or whatever. It's weird.

:lol: You high motherfucker.

Eh? How did you know. :lol:

ha!  was my first though too :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ginola on Tuesday 1 February 2011, 01:15:21 PM
The number of Andy Carroll related threads is ridiculous.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 9 February 2011, 09:03:57 AM
Nicky Minaj has an absolutely massive arse.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LiquidAK on Friday 11 February 2011, 09:25:24 PM
There should be somewhere for single people to go and f*** eachother on Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 12 February 2011, 10:14:32 AM
I think I had my first N-O enduced dream last night. Me and Pedro were in a bar, I'm doing wordpuzzles as Princess Leia enters. Pedro, being Pedro, goes to hit on her. At first it doesn't go well, and he's rebuffed, but Pedro does not quit. But, as he actually gets in there he is overcome with stress due to the fact he never gets in there, so he prematurely shoots his load as Leia touches his face with her hand. The entire bar laughs and Pedro runs out. Then Leia walks over towards me, but then I wake up. :(

Mindfuck tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Monday 14 February 2011, 07:09:40 PM
Is it just me or is there a lot more rancid young dykes knocking about these days? Seen loads recently.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 15 February 2011, 12:38:16 AM
I think I had my first N-O enduced dream last night. Me and Pedro were in a bar, I'm doing wordpuzzles as Princess Leia enters. Pedro, being Pedro, goes to hit on her. At first it doesn't go well, and he's rebuffed, but Pedro does not quit. But, as he actually gets in there he is overcome with stress due to the fact he never gets in there, so he prematurely shoots his load as Leia touches his face with her hand. The entire bar laughs and Pedro runs out. Then Leia walks over towards me, but then I wake up. :(

Mindfuck tbh.

:lol: What did Pedro even look like? Was it just you and Shining Jack Nicholson in a bar?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 15 February 2011, 12:44:49 AM
I think I had my first N-O enduced dream last night. Me and Pedro were in a bar, I'm doing wordpuzzles as Princess Leia enters. Pedro, being Pedro, goes to hit on her. At first it doesn't go well, and he's rebuffed, but Pedro does not quit. But, as he actually gets in there he is overcome with stress due to the fact he never gets in there, so he prematurely shoots his load as Leia touches his face with her hand. The entire bar laughs and Pedro runs out. Then Leia walks over towards me, but then I wake up. :(

Mindfuck tbh.

:lol: What did Pedro even look like? Was it just you and Shining Jack Nicholson in a bar?

A less scruffy looking more hairy Shining Jack Nicholson with a bowtie. :lol: It may just have been Jack Nicholson, but I kept calling him Pedro in the dream. Jack Nicholson's ruined for me, man. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 15 February 2011, 12:48:31 AM
:lol: A bowtie? What the f***?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Lewando on Tuesday 15 February 2011, 12:53:14 AM
Walk like an Egyptian
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 28 February 2011, 10:00:11 AM
My phone's charge is very weird. Sometmes over half the battery will disappear within 6 hours (without doing anything out the ordinary), and other times 24 hours later it'll have barely lost anything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 28 February 2011, 10:54:47 AM
Can you eat uncooked rhubarb? I'm sure I saw someone on TV eating it raw the other day and I'm sure I was always told as a kid it was dangerous to eat it unless cooked.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Greg on Monday 28 February 2011, 11:06:57 AM
Can you eat uncooked rhubarb? I'm sure I saw someone on TV eating it raw the other day and I'm sure I was always told as a kid it was dangerous to eat it unless cooked.

It is the leaves that are poisonous iirc.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 28 February 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Can you eat uncooked rhubarb? I'm sure I saw someone on TV eating it raw the other day and I'm sure I was always told as a kid it was dangerous to eat it unless cooked.
kids round our way (back in the early 70's here) used to sit outside with some sticks of rhubarb and a bag of sugar. stick the rhubarb in the sugar and munch away.


me ?.......never,ever liked the stuff.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: jep on Monday 28 February 2011, 12:35:46 PM
Can you eat uncooked rhubarb? I'm sure I saw someone on TV eating it raw the other day and I'm sure I was always told as a kid it was dangerous to eat it unless cooked.

From wikipedia:
Quote
Rhubarb leaves contain poisonous substances, including oxalic acid which is a nephrotoxic and corrosive acid that is present in many plants.

We used to eat the stalk dipped in sugar when we were kids :aww:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 28 February 2011, 12:37:15 PM
madras....beating people to the post since 2004.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: jep on Monday 28 February 2011, 12:39:05 PM
Son of a. Spent too much time wikipedia'ing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Monday 28 February 2011, 01:11:32 PM
My s*** internet's really starting to f*** me off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: bulivye on Tuesday 1 March 2011, 01:49:55 PM
water is still spilling over Niagara Falls...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fenham Mag on Saturday 5 March 2011, 11:22:12 PM
I wish i lived in California.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:15:10 AM
Death. Must be a scary thought at the final moments. I remember looking in to my granddads eyes and we both knew it was coming, he was frightened, he knew. I said goodbye as if I'd never see him again, I didn't, he died hours later, but always wondered whether I should have been like that with him or hid my feelings and braved it, give him hope I suppose?

 I wonder how I'm going to die? Is this a normal thought process, is it down to me nearing the half way mark of 30. Should I just be thankful for those 30 much wasted years? I believe that when I see children dying before they've even started, so to get this far I should be grateful though I'd be gutted to end now. I suppose I appreciate life but maybe not my own enough, I've never had a near death or a big illness, I fear withough one I'll not appreciate mine until I'm in that moment where I'm my granddad saying goodbye, looking in to a loved ones eyes knowing it's the end.

I think the most worrying thing is there being absolutely nothing after death...probably why I'm sitting watching ghost hunters believing what they are finding, well not believing more putting hope in to it.

So life and mainly death is what I'm thinking of, it seems to be the thought that keeps coming in to my mind whenever I don't want it too lately, is this similar for others?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:18:08 AM
Death. Must be a scary thought at the final moments. I remember looking in to my granddads eyes and we both knew it was coming, he was frightened, he knew. I said goodbye as if I'd never see him again, I didn't, he died hours later, but always wondered whether I should have been like that with him or hid my feelings and braved it, give him hope I suppose?

 I wonder how I'm going to die? Is this a normal thought process, is it down to me nearing the half way mark of 30. Should I just be thankful for those 30 much wasted years? I believe that when I see children dying before they've even started, so to get this far I should be grateful though I'd be gutted to end now. I suppose I appreciate life but maybe not my own enough, I've never had a near death or a big illness, I fear withough one I'll not appreciate mine until I'm in that moment where I'm my granddad saying goodbye, looking in to a loved ones eyes knowing it's the end.

I think the most worrying thing is there being absolutely nothing after death...probably why I'm sitting watching ghost hunters believing what they are finding, well not believing more putting hope in to it.

So life and mainly death is what I'm thinking of, it seems to be the thought that keeps coming in to my mind whenever I don't want it too lately, is this similar for others?


yes it's normal.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:24:20 AM
It's more the thought of other people (family realy) dying that me personaly. Hate thinking about it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:28:13 AM
Death. Must be a scary thought at the final moments. I remember looking in to my granddads eyes and we both knew it was coming, he was frightened, he knew. I said goodbye as if I'd never see him again, I didn't, he died hours later, but always wondered whether I should have been like that with him or hid my feelings and braved it, give him hope I suppose?

 I wonder how I'm going to die? Is this a normal thought process, is it down to me nearing the half way mark of 30. Should I just be thankful for those 30 much wasted years? I believe that when I see children dying before they've even started, so to get this far I should be grateful though I'd be gutted to end now. I suppose I appreciate life but maybe not my own enough, I've never had a near death or a big illness, I fear withough one I'll not appreciate mine until I'm in that moment where I'm my granddad saying goodbye, looking in to a loved ones eyes knowing it's the end.

I think the most worrying thing is there being absolutely nothing after death...probably why I'm sitting watching ghost hunters believing what they are finding, well not believing more putting hope in to it.

So life and mainly death is what I'm thinking of, it seems to be the thought that keeps coming in to my mind whenever I don't want it too lately, is this similar for others?

Constantly think about it. Think about losing more family members too, it's horrible to even contemplate.

The bold is the worst part for me, and just f***s with my mind. If there isn't anything after death, then what happens? Life just stops? Forever? Well what do I do for the rest of time? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:29:49 AM
never gave a s*** about dying till i had kids.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:45:26 AM
Death. Must be a scary thought at the final moments. I remember looking in to my granddads eyes and we both knew it was coming, he was frightened, he knew. I said goodbye as if I'd never see him again, I didn't, he died hours later, but always wondered whether I should have been like that with him or hid my feelings and braved it, give him hope I suppose?

 I wonder how I'm going to die? Is this a normal thought process, is it down to me nearing the half way mark of 30. Should I just be thankful for those 30 much wasted years? I believe that when I see children dying before they've even started, so to get this far I should be grateful though I'd be gutted to end now. I suppose I appreciate life but maybe not my own enough, I've never had a near death or a big illness, I fear withough one I'll not appreciate mine until I'm in that moment where I'm my granddad saying goodbye, looking in to a loved ones eyes knowing it's the end.

I think the most worrying thing is there being absolutely nothing after death...probably why I'm sitting watching ghost hunters believing what they are finding, well not believing more putting hope in to it.

So life and mainly death is what I'm thinking of, it seems to be the thought that keeps coming in to my mind whenever I don't want it too lately, is this similar for others?

Constantly think about it. Think about losing more family members too, it's horrible to even contemplate.

The bold is the worst part for me, and just f***s with my mind. If there isn't anything after death, then what happens? Life just stops? Forever? Well what do I do for the rest of time? :lol:

If you don't dream, the only time you know you've been asleep is when you wake up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Monday 7 March 2011, 02:59:11 AM
Death. Must be a scary thought at the final moments. I remember looking in to my granddads eyes and we both knew it was coming, he was frightened, he knew. I said goodbye as if I'd never see him again, I didn't, he died hours later, but always wondered whether I should have been like that with him or hid my feelings and braved it, give him hope I suppose?

 I wonder how I'm going to die? Is this a normal thought process, is it down to me nearing the half way mark of 30. Should I just be thankful for those 30 much wasted years? I believe that when I see children dying before they've even started, so to get this far I should be grateful though I'd be gutted to end now. I suppose I appreciate life but maybe not my own enough, I've never had a near death or a big illness, I fear withough one I'll not appreciate mine until I'm in that moment where I'm my granddad saying goodbye, looking in to a loved ones eyes knowing it's the end.

I think the most worrying thing is there being absolutely nothing after death...probably why I'm sitting watching ghost hunters believing what they are finding, well not believing more putting hope in to it.

So life and mainly death is what I'm thinking of, it seems to be the thought that keeps coming in to my mind whenever I don't want it too lately, is this similar for others?

Constantly think about it. Think about losing more family members too, it's horrible to even contemplate.

The bold is the worst part for me, and just f***s with my mind. If there isn't anything after death, then what happens? Life just stops? Forever? Well what do I do for the rest of time? :lol:

If you don't dream, the only time you know you've been asleep is when you wake up.

Well yeah, but if there is no "wake up" then what?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 03:07:30 AM
:lol: Not a damn thing.

Either that or Heaven. One or the other.

I'm just aiming for dying in a bed. Every time I die in a dream, it's terribly unpleasant.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Monday 7 March 2011, 03:12:59 AM
:lol: Not a damn thing.

Either that or Heaven. One or the other.

I'm just aiming for dying in a bed. Every time I die in a dream, it's terribly unpleasant.

Aye, I once went into a supermarket for some sausages and got killed by a suicide bomber. Then it was just black. s*** myself and forced my eyes to open to prove I was still alive :lol:

I try not to think about it, as every question and thought leads to another question. It hurts my head, we're just not built to be able to cope with the thought of death.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 03:17:30 AM
:lol: I was dreaming that I was just walking around town, and this guy was like "Hey come here a second." He whips out a gun and shoots me in the head. I hit the ground, no sight, no pain, no sound. Just stuck in nothingness. Panicking off my ass, I start to feel my eyes are closed. Took a few tries before I got them open.

That was an awesome day, considering I was dead. Appreciated everything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Monday 7 March 2011, 09:32:38 AM
Man, I've never experienced death in a dream. I'm one of those ones that wakes up before the serious s*** happens. Gotta consider myself lucky for that, 'cause dying in a dream would f*** with my head majorly :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Monday 7 March 2011, 11:39:08 AM
Aye I've been thinking about it a fair bit. The thing that I keep going to is that everyone else just sort of carries on, Im not gunna experience my death, but everyone else will. I think of death as 'weird', just how everything just stops, eyes shut permanently.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Monday 7 March 2011, 11:59:37 AM
I didn't realise so many people think about it (and same thoughts) as I did.  Thought i'd maybe missed my calling as an emo or something.  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: bulivye on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:02:52 PM
everybody thinks about it, that's why religions do so well, innit?   :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:05:23 PM
I didn't realise so many people think about it (and same thoughts) as I did.  Thought i'd maybe missed my calling as an emo or something.  :lol:

never gave it a moment 'til i had a bairn, fair to say it's on my agenda these days
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:17:16 PM
I think about dying a lot, whether it's myself or others, and it scares the hell out of me. I find it difficult to comprehend the idea that there'll just suddenly be nothing - probably why I'd love ghosts to exist. This is going to sound awful, but I sometimes wonder what it'd be like to suddenly receive a phone call saying one of my parents or another family member/friend has died, like how I'd react & cope.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:22:43 PM
When my oldest friend in the world was killed, I was too shocked to feel anything. I mean, it was the morning of my birthday, and I was wondering where he was. Getting the news was just like...I can't even explain it. I didn't feel a nothingness, it was like a void. Not 0, more like -100 emotion.

When my sister died, I was honestly relieved. She suffered for months at the end, and I couldn't feel sad that the pain was over.

I'm not a religious person at all, but I can't shake the feeling that there is more after this. Most likely wishful thinking, but the belief in an afterlife was one of the few things that survived my crisis of faith back when I was a kid.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:22:44 PM
I reckon it'll just be like a dreamless sleep. You're not aware of anything, sounds really peaceful that way. As for eternal happiness or fire and brimstone, how the f*** would anyone know about any of that, was all made up by the church to make money off fear.

No use worrying about it now, could make a person go crazy thinking off all the possibilities. When it happens it happens, you'll probably not even be aware of it or aware of the huge amount of time ahead of nothing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:23:48 PM
:lol: We're probably all dead right now and just reliving our lives.

Can't believe I've made some of these decisions twice now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:26:44 PM
Reincarnation would be cool. I'm coming back as a squirrel, just go round f***ing all day and storing nuts in my cheeks. It sounds homo but it isn't.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:27:28 PM
being an atheist (douche) i much prefer to 'know' there's just nothing - we have our shot of life and then it's over, nice and simple, in the words of queen who wants to live forever?

i don't need anyone or anything telling me otherwise so i can give it money either
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:27:48 PM
Reincarnation would be cool. I'm coming back as a squirrel, just go round f***ing all day and storing nuts in my cheeks. It sounds homo but it isn't.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 12:27:56 PM
Nah, of course it isn't gay. Nuts on your chin is gay.

Think I'll come back as a guy named Mike. Give it another go.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Monday 7 March 2011, 04:52:45 PM
I'll come back as a guy who lives in a city whose football club isn't run by buffoons and actually wins trophies :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Monday 7 March 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Anybody ever thought about blinking and then can't stop thinking about it and having to control it voluntarily? Proper weird, keep trying to occupy myself so my eyes gan back to doing it themselves.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gorilla on Monday 7 March 2011, 05:21:57 PM
Anybody ever thought about blinking and then can't stop thinking about it and having to control it voluntarily? Proper weird, keep trying to occupy myself so my eyes gan back to doing it themselves.
Yeah, used to happen to me bout breathing when I was a bairn, used to freak me out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Monday 7 March 2011, 05:28:00 PM
Never worried about snuffing it really. It's the days/months/years leading immediately to it that worry me. Being a cabbage or whatever petrifies me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Monday 7 March 2011, 05:31:48 PM

Anybody ever thought about blinking and then can't stop thinking about it and having to control it voluntarily? Proper weird, keep trying to occupy myself so my eyes gan back to doing it themselves.
Yeah, used to happen to me bout breathing when I was a bairn, used to freak me out.

You realise you two have just made everyone that reads this do it as well? :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Monday 7 March 2011, 05:45:18 PM
I worry about it, I hate the feeling of knowing I could drop dead at any second, there's any number of things that are spontaneous with no obvious prior symptoms. I'm not scared of it I would just like to know in advance if that could be arranged. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Monday 7 March 2011, 06:04:00 PM

Anybody ever thought about blinking and then can't stop thinking about it and having to control it voluntarily? Proper weird, keep trying to occupy myself so my eyes gan back to doing it themselves.
Yeah, used to happen to me bout breathing when I was a bairn, used to freak me out.

You realise you two have just made everyone that reads this do it as well? :undecided:

Yes. I was just about to come and apologise for doing that :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:15:29 PM
The Chase today produced one of the most unjust wins ever. Bloke 1 had made it to the final round and had earned £20,000. 2 others didn't make it, came to the last contestant, Bloke 2, who decided to go for the smaller, easier amount (£500), and through by flukily guessing about 4 questions in a row. In the final round, they amassed a score of 22 (which the Chaser subsequently didn't reach). On top of the 2 they get to start with, they answered 20 questions; Bloke 2 answered only 1 of the 20 questions (the 1 being "What type of animal is Kermit?")

So, despite 2 completely guessing his way to the final and contributing next to nothing, he got an equal share of the prize pot. I was actually quite annoyed. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:21:36 PM
That programme infuriates me, I hate the Chasers. They're so smug. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:26:20 PM
Love how before every round they have to "Bring on THE CHASER!"

(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4985/bitchm.jpg) (http://img560.imageshack.us/i/bitchm.jpg/)

Not as infuriating as that gameshow on ITV (can't remember what it's called) where they have to split the winnings into uneven amounts.

There's always some sp***** who goes "nar, I'm taking A or nothing" and it ends up in everyone losing money  :angry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fenham Mag on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:39:18 PM
I have also died in my sleep, shot in the head,was scary as f***. Everything went red and a really loud white noise but i still know what happened . So relieved when i woke up.

On the subject of reincarnations i would want to come back as a pigeon and be the Andy Gray of the pigeon world. Sit at stadiums all around the country and talk a load of bollocks and get a free Bovril at half time. During the day i would just beat the f*** out of all the rest of th pigeons and s*** on all the b******s on Northumberland street.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:42:56 PM
The Chase today produced one of the most unjust wins ever. Bloke 1 had made it to the final round and had earned £20,000. 2 others didn't make it, came to the last contestant, Bloke 2, who decided to go for the smaller, easier amount (£500), and through by flukily guessing about 4 questions in a row. In the final round, they amassed a score of 22 (which the Chaser subsequently didn't reach). On top of the 2 they get to start with, they answered 20 questions; Bloke 2 answered only 1 of the 20 questions (the 1 being "What type of animal is Kermit?")

So, despite 2 completely guessing his way to the final and contributing next to nothing, he got an equal share of the prize pot. I was actually quite annoyed. :lol:

I saw that :lol: The kid must have thought "f*** me, it actually worked".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:48:23 PM
Love how before every round they have to "Bring on THE CHASER!"

(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4985/bitchm.jpg) (http://img560.imageshack.us/i/bitchm.jpg/)

Not as infuriating as that gameshow on ITV (can't remember what it's called) where they have to split the winnings into uneven amounts.

There's always some sp***** who goes "nar, I'm taking A or nothing" and it ends up in everyone losing money  :angry:

Divided.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/a8OO4NpMsD0/0.jpg)

Pete, Mark and Nikki: all A, which stands for ARSEHOLES.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Monday 7 March 2011, 08:53:00 PM
I worry about it, I hate the feeling of knowing I could drop dead at any second, there's any number of things that are spontaneous with no obvious prior symptoms. I'm not scared of it I would just like to know in advance if that could be arranged. :lol:

This reminds me of the scene in 'The Old Man' (Seinfeld) Where Costanza just cannot comprehend that Ben Cantwell is 'so closed to the end' and doesn't seem concerned that his life is almost over! (couldn't find it) I wish I could shout in coffee shops!!

"I don't have time to waste on people like you!"
"But Mr. Cantwell, y' still owe me for the soup!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 7 March 2011, 09:15:47 PM
Anybody ever thought about blinking and then can't stop thinking about it and having to control it voluntarily? Proper weird, keep trying to occupy myself so my eyes gan back to doing it themselves.

You absolute b******.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Monday 7 March 2011, 09:22:45 PM
Love how before every round they have to "Bring on THE CHASER!"

(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4985/bitchm.jpg) (http://img560.imageshack.us/i/bitchm.jpg/)

Not as infuriating as that gameshow on ITV (can't remember what it's called) where they have to split the winnings into uneven amounts.

There's always some sp***** who goes "nar, I'm taking A or nothing" and it ends up in everyone losing money  :angry:


I think the chase is a great gameshow. Brilliant format IMO, topped off with Bradley Walsh who's excellent in everything hrs ever done.

Like the big chaser the best, frosty knickers is too much of a tv character while the black guy is just far too good for normal contestants.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Monday 7 March 2011, 10:34:54 PM
The black guy is the only bearable guy. Seems like he'd be a nice guy outside of attempting to be this super clever smug f***er. The other 2 genuinely are just smug f***ers. The fat bloke irritates the f*** out of me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 01:49:03 AM
:lol: :blush: Just noticed that wacko is a Liverpool fan.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 07:19:14 AM
I'm hoping I'm involved in some kind of death bed scenario - as I want to get somebody to inject me with a bit of smack, so at least I can say that I've tried it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 08:06:44 AM
I'm hoping I'm involved in some kind of death bed scenario - as I want to get somebody to inject me with a bit of smack, so at least I can say that I've tried it.

Say to who that you've tried it? You'll be dead man. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 08:46:05 AM
Don't think Allah condones that sort of thing either Jonny.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 01:32:05 PM
:lol: :blush: Just noticed that wacko is a Liverpool fan.

:lol:

I'm hoping I'm involved in some kind of death bed scenario - as I want to get somebody to inject me with a bit of smack, so at least I can say that I've tried it.

Say to who that you've tried it? You'll be dead man. :lol:

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 10:10:07 PM
Don't think Allah condones that sort of thing either Jonny.

Allah loves a good stoning.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 10:12:07 PM
Don't think Allah condones that sort of thing either Jonny.

Allah loves a good stoning.

:lol: Christ.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 8 March 2011, 11:33:12 PM
The new yellow pages advert is quite good :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 9 March 2011, 09:11:36 PM
The new yellow pages advert is quite good :)

It's s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Wednesday 9 March 2011, 09:13:50 PM
You're s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 9 March 2011, 09:15:43 PM
You're s***.

I know, but the good news is I'm not in denial.

What's your excuse?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Nexumaster on Wednesday 9 March 2011, 09:20:15 PM
Is it wrong to tap up an ex for some hanky-panky? On the one hand, I don't want to destroy her life again, on the other hand I'm gagging and get the feeling she would.  :sadnod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 10 March 2011, 07:24:02 PM
Would a terrorist shark, with a Dinosaur for a Dad, be the most dangerous creature alive?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Would a terrorist shark, with a Dinosaur for a Dad, be the most dangerous creature alive?

Human would still kill it :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 10 March 2011, 07:41:09 PM
Would a terrorist shark, with a Dinosaur for a Dad, be the most dangerous creature alive?

Human would still kill it :snod:

Nah, cos it'd get its Dinosaur dad to beat up your human dad.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Thursday 10 March 2011, 07:55:19 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:11:59 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.

My dad knocked out a dinosaur dad with one punch.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:12:15 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.

My dad knocked out a dinosaur dad with one punch.

True story.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:12:52 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.

My dad knocked out a dinosaur dad with one punch.

Was his son a terrorist shark?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:20:00 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.

My dad knocked out a dinosaur dad with one punch.

Was his son a terrorist shark?

Osama Bin Baskin.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:24:39 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.

My dad knocked out a dinosaur dad with one punch.

Was his son a terrorist shark?

Osama Bin Baskin.

Mohammed Sidique Horn?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:25:55 PM
And your dad would enjoy it.

My dad knocked out a dinosaur dad with one punch.

Was his son a terrorist shark?

Osama Bin Baskin.

Man, your Dad is geet amazing. He really took out the Dinosaur Dad of the most feared Terrorist Shark around?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:43:54 PM
:snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cfcmagpies on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:51:02 PM
Is it wrong to tap up an ex for some hanky-panky? On the one hand, I don't want to destroy her life again, on the other hand I'm gagging and get the feeling she would.  :sadnod:

go for it :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:52:47 PM
You're s***.

I know, but the good news is I'm not in denial.

What's your excuse?

I don't need an excuse, I know I am THE s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 10 March 2011, 08:56:41 PM
The s*** I just scraped off my shoe. :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 09:02:51 PM
Always you :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 10 March 2011, 09:10:16 PM
It's character building.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 10 March 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Sole destroying.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 10 March 2011, 09:12:13 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Saturday 12 March 2011, 01:42:49 AM
you know that annoying halifax ad where the 'isa isa baby' line comes out, well you know when she stares at him and nods  to put him off/wind him up......well it really works, try it, it gets the really irritating effect that you're aiming for.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 12 March 2011, 01:49:36 AM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 12 March 2011, 02:26:40 AM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.

Hmmm.  When I was 19 and came back from Leeds I was a complete and utter wreck.  Had the house to myself for a couple of weeks and walked to Boots in my bare feet to pick up my anti-depressants.  Not really the same like, but wandering around in bare feet was canny.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Saturday 12 March 2011, 09:21:39 AM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.

Hmmm.  When I was 19 and came back from Leeds I was a complete and utter wreck.  Had the house to myself for a couple of weeks and walked to Boots in my bare feet to pick up my anti-depressants.  Not really the same like, but wandering around in bare feet was canny.

Very Partridge. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Saturday 12 March 2011, 12:35:08 PM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.

Most people are too stunned to do anything I find. :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Saturday 12 March 2011, 02:41:56 PM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.

Hmmm.  When I was 19 and came back from Leeds I was a complete and utter wreck.  Had the house to myself for a couple of weeks and walked to Boots in my bare feet to pick up my anti-depressants.  Not really the same like, but wandering around in bare feet was canny.

One of my mates off his mind 3 days in to a bank holiday weekend bender decided to go to his local co-op in rigger boots and a Tutu skirt with a tiara (left by some lass who'd got changed and went home) and order tampons. He's built like brick shithouse as well, the looks he got were hilarious. Really trying to remember the conversation which sparked it, think it was about gays plugging their arses after sex with tampons to stop leakage.  :lol:

Best bit was on the way home he realised his probation officer was due (this was now midday tuesday) and he had a houseful of wreckheads plus he was dressed like a freak and she was arriving any minute.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Sunday 13 March 2011, 11:44:22 PM
Sometimes I look at older people and think that I hope to never become like them, then I realise what a despicable person I am for thinking I have the right to judge anyone. It is not my place. Maybe these people should attempt to be different from me, a young, arrogant fool who casts feelings of superiority as a result of his own delusion.

I am also thinking about how everything in life is a disappointment. Personally, I am an extremely competitive and aggressive person, but when the work I put into athletic, academic, and professional endeavours finally bears fruit, the taste is never what one would have hoped for. Of course this never stops my effort. Even with women, it is much the same. I think of my first time with a women. For all of the buildup, the actual event was nasty, brutish, and short. Things with women will have obviously improved now, but when I am done, I think of all I have sacrificed for this mild entertainment. Was the end worth the means? Is it ever?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 13 March 2011, 11:47:18 PM
Sometimes I look at older people and think that I hope to never become like them, then I realise what a despicable person I am for thinking I have the right to judge anyone. It is not my place. Maybe these people should attempt to be different from me, a young, arrogant fool who casts feelings of superiority as a result of his own delusion.

I am also thinking about how everything in life is a disappointment. Personally, I am an extremely competitive and aggressive person, but when the work I put into athletic, academic, and professional endeavours finally bears fruit, the taste is never what one would have hoped for. Of course this never stops my effort. Even with women, it is much the same. I think of my first time with a women. For all of the buildup, the actual event was nasty, brutish, and short. Things with women will have obviously improved now, but when I am done, I think of all I have sacrificed for this mild entertainment. Was the end worth the means? Is it ever?
wiping tears from my eyes....also baba is the hobbes of sex.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 14 March 2011, 10:32:51 AM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.

Hmmm.  When I was 19 and came back from Leeds I was a complete and utter wreck.  Had the house to myself for a couple of weeks and walked to Boots in my bare feet to pick up my anti-depressants.  Not really the same like, but wandering around in bare feet was canny.

One of my mates off his mind 3 days in to a bank holiday weekend bender decided to go to his local co-op in rigger boots and a Tutu skirt with a tiara (left by some lass who'd got changed and went home) and order tampons. He's built like brick shithouse as well, the looks he got were hilarious. Really trying to remember the conversation which sparked it, think it was about gays plugging their arses after sex with tampons to stop leakage.  :lol:

Best bit was on the way home he realised his probation officer was due (this was now midday tuesday) and he had a houseful of wreckheads plus he was dressed like a freak and she was arriving any minute.

f***ing hell :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 14 March 2011, 10:33:18 AM
Sometimes I look at older people and think that I hope to never become like them, then I realise what a despicable person I am for thinking I have the right to judge anyone. It is not my place. Maybe these people should attempt to be different from me, a young, arrogant fool who casts feelings of superiority as a result of his own delusion.

I am also thinking about how everything in life is a disappointment. Personally, I am an extremely competitive and aggressive person, but when the work I put into athletic, academic, and professional endeavours finally bears fruit, the taste is never what one would have hoped for. Of course this never stops my effort. Even with women, it is much the same. I think of my first time with a women. For all of the buildup, the actual event was nasty, brutish, and short. Things with women will have obviously improved now, but when I am done, I think of all I have sacrificed for this mild entertainment. Was the end worth the means? Is it ever?

 :kasper:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 14 March 2011, 10:38:56 AM
Those 2 consecutive posts were brilliant like :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Wednesday 16 March 2011, 01:10:51 AM
Just watvhing the Ricky Gervais show and started thinking about how impressive it is that the world just floats in the middle of the air. i know about the physics n stuff but if you forget that for a minute its pretty neat. surely we should be falling down into space
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Wednesday 16 March 2011, 03:19:35 AM
Just watvhing the Ricky Gervais show and started thinking about how impressive it is that the world just floats in the middle of the air. i know about the physics n stuff but if you forget that for a minute its pretty neat. surely we should be falling down into space
What "air"? We float and live in nothingness. It's mad to think of some of these things. Especially when your thoughts are being altered. Just too much for our infantile minds to absorb. We will never fully understand.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Wednesday 16 March 2011, 10:57:24 AM
Just watvhing the Ricky Gervais show and started thinking about how impressive it is that the world just floats in the middle of the air. i know about the physics n stuff but if you forget that for a minute its pretty neat. surely we should be falling down into space

Are you Karl Pilkington?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 16 March 2011, 06:55:00 PM
Furries are weird.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Vinkent on Thursday 17 March 2011, 12:18:27 AM
How mental do I actually look to passers-by when I remember something funny while walking down the street and I burst out laughing?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 17 March 2011, 12:19:46 AM
Get a bluetooth. It's the crazy f***ers salvation.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 17 March 2011, 12:36:31 AM
Ooooh, off to the daft questions thread for a potentially racist question.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Thursday 17 March 2011, 02:29:48 PM
I f***ing hate Tim Westwood. Knocking on people's f***ing doors with his grandma's homemade jumper on, telling them he's going to pimp their ride and saying things like 'streed cred'. f***ing c***. I wish I could apply for pimp my ride UK. If he knocked on my door I'd hit him with a cricket bat.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Thursday 17 March 2011, 02:42:44 PM
I always wonder how far i'd get if I plucked up the courage one morning to just walk out the house completely bollock naked and go about my day.

Hmmm.  When I was 19 and came back from Leeds I was a complete and utter wreck.  Had the house to myself for a couple of weeks and walked to Boots in my bare feet to pick up my anti-depressants.  Not really the same like, but wandering around in bare feet was canny.

One of my mates off his mind 3 days in to a bank holiday weekend bender decided to go to his local co-op in rigger boots and a Tutu skirt with a tiara (left by some lass who'd got changed and went home) and order tampons. He's built like brick shithouse as well, the looks he got were hilarious. Really trying to remember the conversation which sparked it, think it was about gays plugging their arses after sex with tampons to stop leakage.  :lol:

Best bit was on the way home he realised his probation officer was due (this was now midday tuesday) and he had a houseful of wreckheads plus he was dressed like a freak and she was arriving any minute.

f***ing hell :lol:

I've got pictures of the incident on an old phone which broke, if I ever find it at me mam and dads, and can get them off the phone i'll post them up. The screen is mashed but I never had the heart to chuck it out knowing what was on it.  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 21 March 2011, 06:01:57 AM
Sometimes when I'm standing in line at the local shop just before closing time, my mind starts thinking about what I'd potentially do if the dude in front of me decided to pull out a gun and try to rob the store. Would I run for my life? Would I jump the robber being the person closest to him? Would I just freeze? I like to think I'd jump the robber if the situation was feasable to do so (i.e. the robber not really paying attention to the people behind him.) yet I'm thinking I'd most likely just freeze and do nothing out of fear of being hurt. Hmm... Let's hope I never find out.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 21 March 2011, 08:40:03 AM
There's a woman sat opposite me on the train with legs to die for. Nice rack, anarl. :harry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 21 March 2011, 08:40:06 AM
Sometimes when I'm standing in line at the local shop just before closing time, my mind starts thinking about what I'd potentially do if the dude in front of me decided to pull out a gun and try to rob the store. Would I run for my life? Would I jump the robber being the person closest to him? Would I just freeze? I like to think I'd jump the robber if the situation was feasable to do so (i.e. the robber not really paying attention to the people behind him.) yet I'm thinking I'd most likely just freeze and do nothing out of fear of being hurt. Hmm... Let's hope I never find out.

I've had that thought before too. Usually I assume I'd turn into a total baby and do one of cry/s*** myself/throw up.

Sometimes as I'm leaving a shop, I have an urge that if for some reason the security alarm goes off I might just start running, even though I haven't stolen anything, to see how far I get. But then I can't help feel I'd look a total tit when the security guards caught up to me and I'd just been running for no reason.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 21 March 2011, 08:46:06 AM
Sometimes when I'm standing in line at the local shop just before closing time, my mind starts thinking about what I'd potentially do if the dude in front of me decided to pull out a gun and try to rob the store. Would I run for my life? Would I jump the robber being the person closest to him? Would I just freeze? I like to think I'd jump the robber if the situation was feasable to do so (i.e. the robber not really paying attention to the people behind him.) yet I'm thinking I'd most likely just freeze and do nothing out of fear of being hurt. Hmm... Let's hope I never find out.

I've had that thought before too. Usually I assume I'd turn into a total baby and do one of cry/s*** myself/throw up.

Sometimes as I'm leaving a shop, I have an urge that if for some reason the security alarm goes off I might just start running, even though I haven't stolen anything, to see how far I get. But then I can't help feel I'd look a total tit when the security guards caught up to me and I'd just been running for no reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UniVIZ4gU8
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 21 March 2011, 08:47:16 AM
The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave Flash

f***ing Chrome. :angry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Monday 21 March 2011, 09:23:39 AM
There's a woman sat opposite me on the train with legs to die for. Nice rack, anarl. :harry:

Tell her, not us!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on Monday 21 March 2011, 10:14:11 AM
When I was a kid I was petrified of gravity turning off and I'd just float away :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:21:07 PM
Sometimes when I'm standing in line at the local shop just before closing time, my mind starts thinking about what I'd potentially do if the dude in front of me decided to pull out a gun and try to rob the store. Would I run for my life? Would I jump the robber being the person closest to him? Would I just freeze? I like to think I'd jump the robber if the situation was feasable to do so (i.e. the robber not really paying attention to the people behind him.) yet I'm thinking I'd most likely just freeze and do nothing out of fear of being hurt. Hmm... Let's hope I never find out.

I've had that thought before too. Usually I assume I'd turn into a total baby and do one of cry/s*** myself/throw up.

Sometimes as I'm leaving a shop, I have an urge that if for some reason the security alarm goes off I might just start running, even though I haven't stolen anything, to see how far I get. But then I can't help feel I'd look a total tit when the security guards caught up to me and I'd just been running for no reason.

I always ask myself "Alright, Mike...did you steal anything?" as I approach the scanner at the door.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:30:31 PM
Sometimes when I'm standing in line at the local shop just before closing time, my mind starts thinking about what I'd potentially do if the dude in front of me decided to pull out a gun and try to rob the store. Would I run for my life? Would I jump the robber being the person closest to him? Would I just freeze? I like to think I'd jump the robber if the situation was feasable to do so (i.e. the robber not really paying attention to the people behind him.) yet I'm thinking I'd most likely just freeze and do nothing out of fear of being hurt. Hmm... Let's hope I never find out.

I've had that thought before too. Usually I assume I'd turn into a total baby and do one of cry/s*** myself/throw up.

Sometimes as I'm leaving a shop, I have an urge that if for some reason the security alarm goes off I might just start running, even though I haven't stolen anything, to see how far I get. But then I can't help feel I'd look a total tit when the security guards caught up to me and I'd just been running for no reason.

I always ask myself "Alright, Mike...did you steal anything?" as I approach the scanner at the door.

Racist
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:37:34 PM
:lol: Aye. I f***ing hate black people me, like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:38:51 PM
Self-racism. You're like Larry David.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:40:42 PM
:lol: f*** off, man.

Honestly, though. No one else does that? I check my pockets and everything.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:44:01 PM
If i'm wearing a hoodie I do think sopmeone could easily stick something in the hood, and I would walk out unaware.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:47:54 PM
No no no no, man. I think that I stole something while I wasn't paying attention. Like my subconscious is a massive klepto or something, and it goes into action when I'm unaware to shove me into embarrassing situations.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 21 March 2011, 01:50:16 PM
I know that, man. Just giving a vaguely similar example of something that crosses my mind when in a shop. :pow:

I never think that I stole something.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 21 March 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Anything that is described as 'a local delicacy' seems to be f***ing disgusting.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 21 March 2011, 05:58:40 PM
I f***ing hate Tim Westwood. Knocking on people's f***ing doors with his grandma's homemade jumper on, telling them he's going to pimp their ride and saying things like 'streed cred'. f***ing c***. I wish I could apply for pimp my ride UK. If he knocked on my door I'd hit him with a cricket bat.

 :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 22 March 2011, 12:40:43 AM
Just watvhing the Ricky Gervais show and started thinking about how impressive it is that the world just floats in the middle of the air. i know about the physics n stuff but if you forget that for a minute its pretty neat. surely we should be falling down into space
What "air"? We float and live in nothingness. It's mad to think of some of these things. Especially when your thoughts are being altered. Just too much for our infantile minds to absorb. We will never fully understand.

Also, 'falling down into space' suggests gravity. Gravity isn't something that is universal. If anything your thinking suggests we should all be floating about!

It's crazy, I study it and I don't understand it but I sort of like it that way.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 22 March 2011, 12:41:26 AM
I f***ing hate Tim Westwood. Knocking on people's f***ing doors with his grandma's homemade jumper on, telling them he's going to pimp their ride and saying things like 'streed cred'. f***ing c***. I wish I could apply for pimp my ride UK. If he knocked on my door I'd hit him with a cricket bat.

 :lol:


Surely 'crickid bad'?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Tuesday 22 March 2011, 01:01:26 AM
If i'm wearing a hoodie I do think sopmeone could easily stick something in the hood, and I would walk out unaware.

Did that to my mate once. Daft prick felt guily for inadvertently stealing a Freddo.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 22 March 2011, 01:55:18 AM
Could the helicopter over Gosforth please f*** off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 22 March 2011, 09:40:56 AM
If i'm wearing a hoodie I do think sopmeone could easily stick something in the hood, and I would walk out unaware.

Did that to my mate once. Daft prick felt guily for inadvertently stealing a Freddo.

Oh, well excuse your friend for having some morals and being raised by decent parents!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: oldtype on Thursday 24 March 2011, 03:07:31 AM
The Defense Minister of Papa New Guinea speaks so slowly, I can simultaneously translate his speech while typing this in the interpreter's booth.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 24 March 2011, 10:48:18 AM
For some reason I just imagined the Defense Minister of Papa New Guinea official press release suddenly having misplaced quotes and musings on Newcastle United.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jay Jay Sea on Thursday 24 March 2011, 12:29:54 PM
I've just had a thought about smashing a heavy glass ashtray into the face of the woman sitting opposite me quietly reading her book. I'd love it. Not even ask her 'what you reading there' or 'what you got for dinner today then'? No sir, no warning, just a heavy super-strength glass ashtray smashed full force into the very centre of her innocent pretty face.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 24 March 2011, 02:04:48 PM
If i'm wearing a hoodie I do think sopmeone could easily stick something in the hood, and I would walk out unaware.

Did that to my mate once. Daft prick felt guily for inadvertently stealing a Freddo.

Oh, well excuse your friend for having some morals and being raised by decent parents!


:lol: Aye, the big woofta.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 24 March 2011, 02:07:56 PM
Dunno what inspired me to do it like, I've never knicked out myself before.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 24 March 2011, 02:24:55 PM
Similarly, i was in HMV with my mates once and thought it would be funny to take the white long sticker thing (that makes the beepers go off) off a CD and stick it to my mate so it beeped when he went out the store. Chuckle chuckle chuckle. Unfortunately a security guard saw me doing this and presumed i was taking it off to steal the CD and barred me. The last laugh was on me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Thursday 24 March 2011, 02:51:18 PM
I went to school with this lass:

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=angelina+miele&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1003&bih=476

http://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?profile=1&id=1054500205

:kasper: f***ing 'ell, someone actually stayed 'fit' after leaving school :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 24 March 2011, 11:04:51 PM
The band of that little blonde chick from Gossip Girl actually got some good tunes. I'm flabbergasted.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Friday 25 March 2011, 10:53:42 AM
The band of that little blonde chick from Gossip Girl actually got some good tunes. I'm flabbergasted.

:lol: Don't really know what she looks like but she sounds dirrrty as f***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 25 March 2011, 12:57:16 PM
Some of these Spotify adverts are getting ridiculous.

"The plan is to get a pizza, some beers, and play video games all night!"

"No offence, but I'd rather travel to Australia."

...well, yeah. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Friday 25 March 2011, 01:54:57 PM
The band of that little blonde chick from Gossip Girl actually got some good tunes. I'm flabbergasted.

:lol: Don't really know what she looks like but she sounds dirrrty as f***.
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091020/300.momsen.taylor3.lc.102009.jpg)

 :thup: :thup: :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Friday 25 March 2011, 01:57:23 PM
Watch Season 3 of Gossip Girl, she's f***ing FIT in that, and horrible which is kinda nice. Early Gossip Girl she's more... Messi kinda age/look.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:12:09 PM
She's unreal and so is her voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6l2IBkFLKY

:smitten:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:14:43 PM
Watch Season 3 of Gossip Girl, she's f***ing FIT in that, and horrible which is kinda nice. Early Gossip Girl she's more... Messi kinda age/look.

Probably because she was Messi aged back then. :razz: Still not legal, or well, legal to bang, just not legal to look at.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:35:35 PM
Some of these Spotify adverts are getting ridiculous.

"The plan is to get a pizza, some beers, and play video games all night!"

"No offence, but I'd rather travel to Australia."

...well, yeah. :lol:

Get the Adelaide out of here
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:41:02 PM
Why do the trees in Richmond Park have no leaves? They all look dead - is March/April too early for the (decidius?) trees to be leafy?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Heneage on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:43:42 PM
Why does that girl have eyes like a Panda?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:47:03 PM
Can't believe that girl isn't 30. Good singer, though. Didn't expect that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stu on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:54:02 PM
Why does that girl have eyes like a Panda?

Because she's pure filth

[/daft questions]
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 02:56:45 PM
:lol: Stu will never change that avatar. Easily the best one on the board, tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 25 March 2011, 03:07:40 PM
She's unreal and so is her voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6l2IBkFLKY

:smitten:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uB13qYdZQk
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 25 March 2011, 03:41:32 PM
Is there owt good on in town tonight? My lass wants to do something 'rad' and this side of taking her to see a covers band at The Star Inn, I'm out of ideas.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Friday 25 March 2011, 03:43:32 PM
Is there owt good on in town tonight? My lass wants to do something 'rad' and this side of taking her to see a covers band at The Star Inn, I'm out of ideas.

A trip back to the early 90s?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 25 March 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Reign at theCut. Can't think of much else on tonight really.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 03:57:00 PM
You know, I think that SEMTEX has redeemed himself a little in my books with his new Av. I'm liking it.  :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 25 March 2011, 03:58:37 PM
:lol: what just cos its awful?

you seen my most recent flashy materialism post?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 04:01:04 PM
:lol: what just cos its awful?

you seen my most recent flashy materialism post?

Its lush, man; and nope.......*heads to the Materialism thread..*
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Friday 25 March 2011, 04:10:32 PM
Seriously, who is this 'Parade' slag band? They're an entire rip off on The Saturdays. And I'm not talking the general idea of a girlband. Everything. I actually thought it was them at first. f***ing horrendous.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 25 March 2011, 04:24:29 PM
Reign at theCut. Can't think of much else on tonight really.

We're off to see Submarine....Rad!  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 04:59:07 PM
f***, Mike has changed his Av too, and its not a black man.......I'm stunned....
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:07:36 PM
Did that for you, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:15:26 PM
Did that for you, man.

Cheers mate but I have no idea who he is, like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:20:19 PM
He's a white guy. That's what I googled.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:27:56 PM
He's a white guy. That's what I googled.

I don't mind you having black guys in your av, truth be known but I'd much prefer you had a smokin' hot black lass; that would make your Anglophobic rants a lot more palatable tbh.   :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:29:20 PM
:lol: I never post anglophobic rants.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:33:56 PM
In my mind you do.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:41:00 PM
I've asked my Graphic Design department to re-do my avatar. In the meantime...
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:43:19 PM
I've asked my Graphic Design department to re-do my avatar. In the meantime...

God I love that stuff. Almost makes up for Marmite being such a bugger to get hold of here.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:46:57 PM
SEMTEX you t***, I liked that av ffs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:48:35 PM
I've asked my Graphic Design department to re-do my avatar. In the meantime...

God I love that stuff. Almost makes up for Marmite being such a bugger to get hold of here.

:lol: It's undrinkable.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:53:36 PM
SEMTEX you t***, I liked that av ffs.

I told you man, it's being referred to my GD dept, they're gonna snazz it up.

I've asked my Graphic Design department to re-do my avatar. In the meantime...

God I love that stuff. Almost makes up for Marmite being such a bugger to get hold of here.

:lol: It's undrinkable.

Go back to Mexico
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:53:52 PM
Look at him go.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:54:24 PM
SEMTEX you t***, I liked that av ffs.

I told you man, it's being referred to my GD dept, they're gonna snazz it up.

I've asked my Graphic Design department to re-do my avatar. In the meantime...

God I love that stuff. Almost makes up for Marmite being such a bugger to get hold of here.

:lol: It's undrinkable.

Go back to Mexico

:lol: f*** off.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:57:14 PM
(http://lauramartinez.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/050328_arizona_mexico_vmed-widec.jpg)

and stay out
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 05:58:09 PM
Look at him go.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 09:46:36 PM
With his new av, Mike is now my hero!!!!1111 I love him!!!!!!!1111  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Pam Grier = :pedro:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 25 March 2011, 09:47:50 PM
Did that for you, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: pedro111 on Friday 25 March 2011, 09:49:18 PM
Cheers, bud.  :spock:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Friday 25 March 2011, 09:51:10 PM
Mountain Dew is lost.

I was astounded when I saw it in the shops a while back. I think I posted on here that I decided to mix it with some vodka.

f***ing mega.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Saturday 26 March 2011, 12:30:34 AM
billytray is doing his Facebook DJing again, excellent. :snod:

Also, best name ever 'KenDahlTomasson'. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Saturday 26 March 2011, 12:32:43 AM
Mountain Dew is lost.

I was astounded when I saw it in the shops a while back. I think I posted on here that I decided to mix it with some vodka.

f***ing mega.

Salivating at that concoction. Nice a change from the Vodka and plain Lucozade mixer I treat myself too very occaisionally.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 26 March 2011, 12:39:00 AM
It's funny that it's new to you limeys. The problem I've had with that combo tho is that the awful feeling the morning after ruins Dew for a good week or so.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Saturday 26 March 2011, 12:52:48 AM
It's funny that it's new to you limeys. The problem I've had with that combo tho is that the awful feeling the morning after ruins Dew for a good week or so.

You're right, an extra bit of lime would be a good addition :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Saturday 26 March 2011, 12:56:30 AM
I used to think mountain dew was a sort of sparkling water. Turns out when I drank it I had simultaneous caffeine and sugar seizures.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: bulivye on Saturday 26 March 2011, 04:28:15 PM
i found this random pic.  it in no way is referring to any previous post!
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSOve3gmb4a1sgHzrF0KZZ4QjkEZ00pErf6_m7XgETS8HWO2xCwQ)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 29 March 2011, 01:32:26 AM
Dictionary Corner on Countdown really don't have much of an advantage. A dictionary isn't really going to help you, in 30 seconds, to think of words. It'd take them that time to search for a word they were thinking of anyway.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Tuesday 29 March 2011, 01:43:25 AM
I'm thinking about the Blackpool weekend, its gunna be horrendous I can't wait
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 29 March 2011, 08:58:50 AM
Always thought that too Neil.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AfroP on Wednesday 30 March 2011, 04:44:37 PM
who picks up guide dog poop?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Wednesday 30 March 2011, 05:23:09 PM
who picks up guide dog poop?

They don't poo man, they're highly trained!

Real answer is I have no idea.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 30 March 2011, 05:39:07 PM
who picks up guide dog poop?

Wow.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 30 March 2011, 06:06:51 PM
who picks up guide dog poop?

Mike
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Thursday 31 March 2011, 08:56:55 PM
The waitress in nandos today was f***ing divine  :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Beren on Thursday 31 March 2011, 09:01:52 PM
Anyone been on the Orient Express before?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 31 March 2011, 09:09:07 PM
Nah. Last American to get on there got f***ed up, iirc.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 31 March 2011, 09:11:22 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Tuesday 5 April 2011, 10:50:37 PM
Hot dogs make your p*ss stink of hot dogs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Tuesday 5 April 2011, 10:52:54 PM
Nah. Last American to get on there got f***ed up, iirc.

:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 12:54:25 PM
Disco has been posting rampantly. A while back I read through the top posters, and I recall him being about 2k behind me. Now, a month or two later, he's 2k ahead of me even with me posting at a decent pace myself. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Disco has been posting rampantly. A while back I read through the top posters, and I recall him being about 2k behind me. Now, a month or two later, he's 2k ahead of me even with me posting at a decent pace myself. :lol:
I'm in dire need of a hobby (life) like.

Amount of football I watch has peaked recently too. Watch far too much (if that's possible).
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 02:35:40 PM
My posting hitlist is unattainable tbh. I don't see me ever taking over these chaps. Unless one of them goes on a bender and gets themselves banned/killed.

Dave
Cajun
madras
GM
Mike
Keefaz
Parky
Tooj
Toon's Taylor
Decky
BlufPurdi
Optimistic Nut
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 02:38:07 PM
Well you told me you were going to kill me. Now I think I know why.

Oh wait, I thought you were Pedro. These avatars are killing me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 02:39:25 PM
Well you told me you were going to kill me. Now I think I know why.


I did?

I give out so many death threats, I'm never gonna have time to perform all these assassinations. Best bet is to keep your head down and hope I forget.

Well you told me you were going to kill me. Now I think I know why.

Oh wait, I thought you were Pedro. These avatars are killing me.

Ah.

Yeah, he stole my old avatar. The shitty version. He also defaced it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 02:41:18 PM
:lol: You and I are alright, I think. Aside from that own goal you scored.

Pedro wants to kill me. He's said that repeatedly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 02:46:37 PM
Parky and Bluf have had a slow pace for a long time now, if you keep a decent pace yourself you'll overtake them in a while. Top six are untouchable, mind.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 6 April 2011, 03:47:37 PM
I love it when you don't know people's names so you come up with a one-word trait of theirs that you refer to them as. For example, Dom Joly described Messneger, Apprentice Kate and Wright as "Tits, Teeth and Mouth" on that godawful channel 5 show.

The football team we're playing tomorrow consists of:

Hair
Glasses
Asian
Fatty
Irish
Titch
t***
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 12:24:51 AM
I am continually finding black hairs on my desk are far too long and straight to be my own. Cannot figure out where they are coming from. Very unsettling.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:00:22 PM
I am continually finding black hairs on my desk are far too long and straight to be my own. Cannot figure out where they are coming from. Very unsettling.

Human or animal hairs?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TBG on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:03:43 PM
(http://livetastereach.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/philosoraptor.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Good question.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Vinkent on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Surely because they're deaf doesn't mean they forget their language. "Oh no I'm deaf! Now I can't read!"  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:09:56 PM
(http://livetastereach.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/philosoraptor.jpg)

Ponder raptor thinks again!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:10:28 PM
Surely because they're deaf doesn't mean they forget their language. "Oh no I'm deaf! Now I can't read!"  :lol:

What if they are born blind and deaf?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 04:16:57 PM
They don't think in a language.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 05:59:39 PM
(http://livetastereach.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/philosoraptor.jpg)

Sign language. If they've not been diagnosed early enough it's a completely different animal and they may just as well be classed as "retarded" even though they're not.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 06:39:30 PM
Dominos should sell their garlic dips in supermarkets, would sell pretty well i think
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 06:40:09 PM
Dominos should sell their garlic dips in supermarkets, would sell pretty well i think

I agree.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: S.S.R. on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 06:44:16 PM
On the "What language do they think in" theme; I hope in the future you can get your brain chipped so you can think in a different voice, like how you can customise sat navs.

It would be useful if you were worried sick about something and couldn't get to sleep as you were running it over and over in your head.

A few monologues in Scooby Doo and you'd have laughed yourself to sleep.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Vinkent on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 06:58:59 PM
Mr T would be a canny choice. "SLEEP SUCKA!"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: JH on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 07:00:26 PM
Mr T would be a canny choice. "SLEEP SUCKA!"

Aye, but trouble involving deaf people would increase at airports.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 07:09:16 PM
Dominos should sell their garlic dips in supermarkets, would sell pretty well i think

I agree.

On second thoughts, could it lead to less people getting dominos as the dip is a key part to it? Might make people buy other pizzas given thel improve massively with the dip.

What should happen is that a company pretty much copies it and sells it, madness it hasnt happened
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Vinkent on Tuesday 12 April 2011, 07:13:09 PM
Mr T would be a canny choice. "SLEEP SUCKA!"

Aye, but trouble involving deaf people would increase at airports.

Just give them some milk. Problem solved.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Monday 18 April 2011, 09:13:19 PM
Adverts involving baby oil, baby wipes, even some nappy adverts, really do seem creepy as f*** to me sometimes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Adverts involving baby oil, baby wipes, even some nappy adverts, really do seem creepy as f*** to me sometimes.

Because you're a closet paedo?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 9 May 2011, 09:41:37 PM
Don't know why, but just got thinking about something.
If you are having a ordinary w***, it's nothing special about it right?
Unless you use creams or lubricants or such.

But what if you take a bucket of really warm water and put your hand in it, not so hot that you burn it, just very warm and then take a w***.
Will it feel different? like you are in an warm vagina?

Get yourself a woman.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 9 May 2011, 09:44:03 PM
:lol: f***ing hell.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 01:47:35 PM
For God's sake.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LesPaul on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 01:50:03 PM
:spit:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 01:53:42 PM
I particularly enjoy the phrase "take a w***".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 02:00:57 PM
Don't know why, but just got thinking about something.
If you are having a ordinary w***, it's nothing special about it right?
Unless you use creams or lubricants or such.

But what if you take a bucket of really warm water and put your hand in it, not so hot that you burn it, just very warm and then take a w***.
Will it feel different? like you are in an warm vagina?

Hmm, pretty long wait to fill a bucket of water.

What would you do in the mean time?

Where would you fill the bucket, bathroom or kitchen?

Why not just use a hotwater bottle ?

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 02:13:11 PM
You just have to try it to find out I guess.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 02:13:24 PM
I would boil it first, then let it cool down as you then would have "cleaned" water for health reason, meantime?
Maybe start watching the foreplay of a pornflick to get in a mood?
Kitchen first time, then i would probably look to fill the bucket in the shower maybe.
Would a hotwater bottle warm up your hand enough though?

the whole idea was just a random thought that came up when Semtex posted that live link with that boring girl in the Lewandos Lasses thread.

I cant look at Lush lasses thread as Im at work at the moment.

Filling buckets in showers for a ham shank seems extreme and bit of a fetish, it wouldn't belong before you sit with your blinds open pulling off infront of the window cleaner and his bucket.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 02:16:15 PM
:kinnear:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 02:17:01 PM
I would boil it first, then let it cool down as you then would have "cleaned" water for health reason, meantime?
Maybe start watching the foreplay of a pornflick to get in a mood?
Kitchen first time, then i would probably look to fill the bucket in the shower maybe.
Would a hotwater bottle warm up your hand enough though?

the whole idea was just a random thought that came up when Semtex posted that live link with that boring girl in the Lewandos Lasses thread.

I cant look at Lush lasses thread as Im at work at the moment.

Filling buckets in showers for a ham shank seems extreme and bit of a fetish, it wouldn't belong before you sit with your blinds open pulling off infront of the window cleaner and his bucket.

I think it's more he wants his hand to be hotter than regular body temperature rather than the water itself, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 10 May 2011, 02:48:23 PM
I`m not saying i want to do or need to do this, it was just as the thread say;  a random thought.
And you are right Kaiz, it's the body temperature that need to be higher for the cock to notice it is something different then the usual body heat.

Its like the cock has a mind of its own!  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 15 May 2011, 01:38:37 AM
heres a random thought, or rather a random memory. i didnt go to watch my friends school team (my school but 2 years above) play like i said i would cos there was a new prog on that evening, i discussed it with my friend of the time, now the editor of a fairly trendy magazine, and we decided to watch the new prog instead of the footy match. the new prog was hong kong phooey
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 15 May 2011, 03:34:18 AM
Man. Hong Kong Phooey was the shizz. Remember when it got picked up by Cartoon Network when I was a kid. f***ing awesome.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 21 May 2011, 12:01:24 AM
Prick is such a weird euphemism.  Knob's a bit strange n'all actually.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Saturday 21 May 2011, 12:38:50 AM
The theme tune to Great British Menu is class. I reckon it has massive potential to be remixed. Apocalyptic rave, please.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 21 May 2011, 01:20:22 AM
Isn't life wonderful?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 21 May 2011, 01:30:41 AM
Nope.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Saturday 21 May 2011, 01:31:22 AM
Life is wonderful when Interpolic is around. :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 21 May 2011, 01:32:19 AM
Nope.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Saturday 21 May 2011, 01:32:44 AM
Nope.
:aww:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:48:55 AM
GABBO GABBO GABBO someone cut me someone cut me
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 21 May 2011, 07:56:31 AM
GABBO GABBO GABBO someone cut me someone cut me

Sounds like you've got the lyrics done.

Just need to add a decent drum 'n bass riddim to that and you're sorted.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Saturday 21 May 2011, 11:24:22 AM
GABBO GABBO GABBO someone cut me someone cut me

Sounds like you've got the lyrics done.

Just need to add a decent drum 'n bass riddim to that and you're sorted.

Glad someone's taking my Great British Menu remix idea seriously.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:17:02 PM
My belly is proper hairy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:19:57 PM
My belly is proper hairy.

Pics? Nee pants required.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:21:04 PM
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226350_10150193849342290_504872289_6946689_1973811_n.jpg)

There ya gan!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:22:12 PM
Gay.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:24:48 PM
That genuinely is my belly btw. :lol: Figured out how to use the webcam thing on me laptop recently and been gan mental with it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Saturday 21 May 2011, 02:42:28 PM
That's not hairy, ffs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jimburst on Saturday 21 May 2011, 03:27:10 PM
Barack "I'm trying to keep pictures of me off N-O" Obama doing a sterling job, :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Saturday 21 May 2011, 03:28:05 PM
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226350_10150193849342290_504872289_6946689_1973811_n.jpg)

There ya gan!

:wat:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 21 May 2011, 07:14:04 PM
Looking down the most posts lists, Mowen has 12345 posts.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 21 May 2011, 07:28:38 PM
My belly is proper hairy.

Pics? Nee pants required.

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226350_10150193849342290_504872289_6946689_1973811_n.jpg)

There ya gan!

This will end well.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 21 May 2011, 08:13:54 PM
What the f*** you playing at man ffs. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Saturday 21 May 2011, 08:16:19 PM
Cock pictures, obviously.

Well, I'm not playing at it. I'm insinuating that we're all going to see his dick eventually. Kind of like how we all know what Yorkie's ass looks like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 21 May 2011, 08:19:37 PM
Cock pictures, obviously.

Well, I'm not playing at it. I'm insinuating that we're all going to see his dick eventually. Kind of like how we all know what Yorkie's ass looks like.

:lol: I know man, I'm asking my brother what he's f***ing thinking.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 21 May 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Cock pictures, obviously.

Well, I'm not playing at it. I'm insinuating that we're all going to see his dick eventually. Kind of like how we all know what Yorkie's ass looks like.

:lol: I know man, I'm asking my brother what he's f***ing thinking.

Just playing with me webcam man. :lol: And showing people me hairy belly. I'm strangely proud of it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cp40 on Saturday 21 May 2011, 08:24:40 PM
on the day we are expecting the end of mankind- instead its belly buttons on the internet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Saturday 21 May 2011, 09:00:13 PM
Hello BO  :fwap:

Joke too far?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Sunday 22 May 2011, 01:40:26 AM
I've just seen Rik Mayall on the tv for the first time in years, some ale advert. Nice to see him looking healthy.

Wish he'd do more work, tele needs him.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Saturday 4 June 2011, 04:45:26 PM
Just saw that advert too. Looks as if he hasn't aged one bit!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Saturday 4 June 2011, 09:16:30 PM
in response to the above, corporate whore!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Saturday 4 June 2011, 09:22:44 PM
my little hypocracy............ it's ok if people where obscure or cool looking football tops of teams they don't support but i hate it when it's band t-shirts of bands they haven't a friggin clue about.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Lewando on Saturday 4 June 2011, 11:40:01 PM
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Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: midds on Saturday 4 June 2011, 11:46:30 PM
My cousin is very good mates with Mayall.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Sunday 5 June 2011, 12:50:01 AM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 5 June 2011, 12:51:48 AM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 5 June 2011, 12:52:29 AM
my little hypocracy............ it's ok if people where obscure or cool looking football tops of teams they don't support but i hate it when it's band t-shirts of bands they haven't a friggin clue about.

I hate this! f***ing Topshop selling Ramones and Abbey Road T-Shirts, and 99.9% of the morons that end up buying them and wearing them with straw hats won't have a clue
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 5 June 2011, 12:58:52 AM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.

Total Recall ftw.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 5 June 2011, 01:01:42 AM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.

Total Recall ftw.

You can add The Matrix and now Mars Attacks to that list.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 5 June 2011, 01:02:23 AM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.

Total Recall ftw.
Oooooh dave i think that child thing of yours may have taken you out the loop a little, american pie is the new total recall. itv even run idents now that say "itv where you are never more than 20mins away from american pie in one of its once humorous incarnations"
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 5 June 2011, 01:07:52 AM
Child thing? Huh? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 5 June 2011, 01:09:20 AM
Child thing? Huh? :lol:
she makes your heart sing, she makes everything groovy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 5 June 2011, 10:24:45 AM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.

Total Recall ftw.

Terminator 2.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Yorkie on Sunday 5 June 2011, 11:16:41 AM
Cast-iron certainty to get a load of viewers, it's aimed at the channel-flickers. I'll happily watch all four of those films if they happen to be on, particularly the last two. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 5 June 2011, 11:46:30 AM
Shaun of the Dead

and formerly on a Sunday afternoon... The Great Escape
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Sunday 5 June 2011, 12:26:08 PM
(http://mileycyrusworld.org/blogimages/2010/05/7-440x550.jpg)

Ironic Maiden?  :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Sunday 5 June 2011, 12:27:25 PM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.

Always watch the American Pie films when they're on. :lol: Started watching it Friday night but was knackered so dragged myself off to bed after watching about 20 minutes.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 5 June 2011, 01:22:49 PM
my little hypocracy............ it's ok if people where obscure or cool looking football tops of teams they don't support but i hate it when it's band t-shirts of bands they haven't a friggin clue about.

I hate this! f***ing Topshop selling Ramones and Abbey Road T-Shirts, and 99.9% of the morons that end up buying them and wearing them with straw hats won't have a clue

Whilst I agree, it's almost just as annoying when people assume you don't have a clue just by your appereance rather than by knowing your personality. Double edged sword and all, I got stumped once when I was annoyed by an aquintance wearing a Kaizers shirt as I assumed he knew nothing of the band whatsoever, then he lectured me. We don't speak anymore. :lol:

Band T-Shirts in general are a pet hate of mind, though. Mostly due to the reason mentioned by madras. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 5 June 2011, 01:23:16 PM
It seems that ITV2 shows Hot Fuzz at least once a month.
it will never overtake american pie.

Always watch the American Pie films when they're on. :lol: Started watching it Friday night but was knackered so dragged myself off to bed after watching about 20 minutes.

American Reunion started shooting this week. :thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 5 June 2011, 04:38:15 PM
my little hypocracy............ it's ok if people where obscure or cool looking football tops of teams they don't support but i hate it when it's band t-shirts of bands they haven't a friggin clue about.

I hate this! f***ing Topshop selling Ramones and Abbey Road T-Shirts, and 99.9% of the morons that end up buying them and wearing them with straw hats won't have a clue


Whilst I agree, it's almost just as annoying when people assume you don't have a clue just by your appereance rather than by knowing your personality
. Double edged sword and all, I got stumped once when I was annoyed by an aquintance wearing a Kaizers shirt as I assumed he knew nothing of the band whatsoever, then he lectured me. We don't speak anymore. :lol:

Band T-Shirts in general are a pet hate of mind, though. Mostly due to the reason mentioned by madras. :lol:
on the other side though, i'll bet you know many people who you can just look at,dress,attitude and know exactly what that person is about ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Sunday 5 June 2011, 05:19:33 PM
Have the usernames always been blue at the top?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fenham Mag on Sunday 5 June 2011, 05:20:11 PM
Have the usernames always been blue at the top?

Thought i was tripping, that has just changed, right?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 5 June 2011, 11:18:24 PM
As time goes on I'm definitely losing control of my p*ss actually going in the toilet. :lol:

Having to do some kind of clean-up operation practically every second p*ss at the minute. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Sunday 5 June 2011, 11:37:52 PM
Just p*ss in the sink. Problem solved.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 5 June 2011, 11:39:00 PM
or sit on the toilet














like you did before all those 'procedures'.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Thursday 9 June 2011, 07:42:39 PM
My "Introduce yourself to the forum" post, f***ing hell :lol:

REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact)
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Green Day
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke with Lemon
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, South Park, Desperate Housewives, Punk'd
FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, C Ronaldo, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union
ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Try to be successful with school, pass my driving test before I'm 18.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 9 June 2011, 08:07:00 PM
We should be friends, Simon.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 9 June 2011, 08:47:15 PM
My "Introduce yourself to the forum" post, f***ing hell :lol:

REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact)
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Green Day
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke with Lemon
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, South Park, Desperate Housewives, Punk'd
FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, C Ronaldo, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union
ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Try to be successful with school, pass my driving test before I'm 18.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family

Well, what would it look like now?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Thursday 9 June 2011, 09:00:33 PM
REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact)
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Unemployed
FAVOURITE BAND: Foo Fighters
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Strongbow
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24, House MD, Archer, Chuck, South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, C Ronaldo, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: FC Girondins de Bordeaux
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union
ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a full time job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family


EDIT: sorry Gash, had to take Desperate Housewives out of the list :razz: (although the first season was great tbf).
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Thursday 9 June 2011, 09:59:58 PM
You switched it out with Strongbow, so no worries i would imagine

It is a brilliant drink.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 9 June 2011, 10:38:27 PM
Think J20 and Strongbow were my favourite drinks as a 16-year-old forumite.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Thursday 9 June 2011, 10:44:04 PM
Just remembered I've set both Pulp Fiction and Beverly Hills Cop to record on Sky+ when I've got both DVDs sat a few feet away from me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 9 June 2011, 10:47:48 PM
Just remembered I've set both Pulp Fiction and Beverly Hills Cop to record on Sky+ when I've got both DVDs sat a few feet away from me.

:lol:

It's the "it's on tv so I will stay up far too late to watch it even though I have had it on dvd sitting on the shelf for 3 years" thing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Thursday 9 June 2011, 10:51:57 PM
Yup, The Beverly Hills Cop trilogy is still unpackaged but it was only a fiver so why the hell not. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 9 June 2011, 10:57:39 PM
I always stay up till stupid o'clock, wake up absolutely shattered for work and all because some film/tv show I have sitting 5 feet away from me on dvd is on tv :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Thursday 9 June 2011, 10:59:01 PM
I always stay up till stupid o'clock, wake up absolutely shattered for work and all because some film/tv show I have sitting 5 feet away from me on dvd is on tv :lol:

I just stay up late cos I'm nails as f***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Thursday 9 June 2011, 11:02:29 PM
Television's a c***. I find nothing on all evening. And then it hits like 12am and there's s*** I want to watch. I had a period of staying up at least until about 3am just because by the time it hit 1am I figured I might as well stick around for Whose Line Is It Anyway? on Dave.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 9 June 2011, 11:03:55 PM
Television's a c***. I find nothing on all evening. And then it hits like 12am and there's s*** I want to watch. I had a period of staying up at least until about 3am just because by the time it hit 1am I figured I might as well stick around for Whose Line Is It Anyway? on Dave.

Yeah, Dave's a c***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Friday 10 June 2011, 03:52:47 AM
Just remembered I've set both Pulp Fiction and Beverly Hills Cop to record on Sky+ when I've got both DVDs sat a few feet away from me.

:lol:

It's the "it's on tv so I will stay up far too late to watch it even though I have had it on dvd sitting on the shelf for 3 years" thing.

I will never ever watch my copy of Die Hard.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 10 June 2011, 09:43:19 AM
My sig has had over 45000 views the past week, apparently it's spread to other sites according to Photobucket. :lol: I'm glad I have Premium otherwise that s*** would so just be an image saying "out of bandwidth". :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ED209 on Friday 10 June 2011, 09:56:48 AM
If i speak say dutch as my first language but I also speak superb english when i lie in bed thinking on a night what language do i think in?

Also my dog obviously doesnt speak, but when he thinks what language does he think in?

These two issues kept me awake for ages the other night pondering them. I only think in english though as i dont speak any other language.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:01:27 AM
You're gonna think in Dutch.
They're gonna understand the language they're brought up around, and think in their own weird way that we humans probably don't understand as a language.

Done. Next.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:04:31 AM
Also, dogs don't think.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:06:01 AM
I tend to think in English.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ED209 on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:07:22 AM
Also, dogs don't think.

really? how do they solve problems such as opening doors?  escaping from gardens etc etc
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:09:53 AM
Dogs think in non-verbal thinking. They won't think "I want dinner", they'll imagine the words and movement you usually say/do when you give them food and do what they usually do to make you do that. i.e. wag their tails and look at you with those sad begging eyes and so on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:12:26 AM
Same goes for cats. Have you ever wondered just why the cat is meowing in the worst possible sounding way when it wants something? It's because it knows that way of meowing annoys you, and thus gets your attention.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Friday 10 June 2011, 10:48:11 AM
Also, dogs don't think.

really? how do they solve problems such as opening doors?  escaping from gardens etc etc

Instinct, trial and error. They don't sit around mulling over the best way to open the door, they just do it.

You know that painting of dogs playing poker is only partly realistic?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 10 June 2011, 12:10:40 PM
Also my dog obviously doesnt speak, but when he thinks what language does he think in?

It totally messed with my head when I went on a French exchange trip and the family's dog wouldn't respond to words like "sit" even though it was perfectly trained. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Friday 10 June 2011, 12:16:40 PM
Languages have always baffled me like, considering I only know about a dozen words of French. Speaking fluently in in 5-6 languages must mess with your head at times.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 10 June 2011, 12:40:30 PM
It's not the brightest idea to be sat reading "Damn You Autocorrect" on a computer when you're in the middle of a crowded room of busy people with a sign saying "silence please" on the wall.   :blush:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ian W on Friday 10 June 2011, 01:32:38 PM
Languages have always baffled me like, considering I only know about a dozen words of French. Speaking fluently in in 5-6 languages must mess with your head at times.

I think your brain starts to adapt to the way language is structured and then thinking can be separated from the words used to express it. Thoughts are conceptual anyway really, we just then use language to interpret and express them.

My ex used to speak French, Italian and Spanish and I know she did used to mix up words from all three sometimes, but the better you get at it the less that happens.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 10 June 2011, 04:15:14 PM
I always scroll up to the top of the page before pressing the 'back' button. Don't know why, i can't not. :idiot2:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Friday 10 June 2011, 04:54:09 PM
Have to say, this forum has without a doubt the best collection of smileys on the internet.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 20 June 2011, 10:04:18 PM
Sitting here watching James May talking about spunk, should probably get off my arse and get the remote.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Monday 20 June 2011, 10:08:31 PM
Sitting here watching James May talking about spunk 'She's The Man' starring Channing Tatum and Vinnie Jones and some Lass with a very round face, should probably get off my arse and get the remote.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 20 June 2011, 10:13:37 PM
Vinnie Jones is in a film called "She's the Man"? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dokko on Tuesday 5 July 2011, 01:35:11 PM
Random thought: I really fuking hate it when i cannot find this or similar threads.

2nd Random thought: Bank account Email spammers aren't even trying any more...

From: HALIFAX     

Subject: YORE ACCOUNT ALERT!!

 :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 9 July 2011, 09:18:42 PM
Flat cider definitely tastes like crap wine.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gorilla on Saturday 9 July 2011, 09:26:40 PM
Flat cider definitely tastes like crap wine.
Wine tastes the same if its the same colour though.

Red wine, chalky and heartburntastic
White wine, Acidic and heartburntastic
Rose, like a bastardised softdrink and heartburntastic
Ginger wine, Ginger and heartburntastic
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 10 July 2011, 01:45:11 PM
Cheese Elephants.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: The Prophet on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:13:59 PM
Hypothetically if Wales sank, would any one bar the Welsh actually miss it?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:15:06 PM
Not me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:15:50 PM
I'm going to Wales next weekend so let's get that out of the way first please.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:15:55 PM
I don't mind Wales like although North Wales is a bit f***ing grim. Rhyl is probably the shittest place I've been on these isles.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:16:47 PM
The only problem I have with Wales is the people. If we could get rid of them we could make England a bit bigger and all would be well.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:17:13 PM
Flat cider definitely tastes like crap wine.

Tastes like cider vinegar, actually.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:19:00 PM
The only problem I have with Wales is the people. If we could get rid of them we could make England a bit bigger and all would be well.

I don't really get this tbh, loads of the people in England are f***ing w*****s as well. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:21:15 PM
Welsh people are pretty sound IMO, ones I've met anyway.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:22:34 PM
The only problem I have with Wales is the people. If we could get rid of them we could make England a bit bigger and all would be well.

I don't really get this tbh, loads of the people in England are f***ing w*****s as well. :lol:

True. Most people south of Nottingham are just absolute cock-ends. :sadnod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 7 August 2011, 11:35:57 PM
Definitely loads of w*****s in England but the amount of decent Welsh people I have either met or seen in the media are bad, bad people.

The fact the legend that is Christian Bale doesn't consider himself Welsh says it all.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 8 August 2011, 02:09:45 AM
I'm really missing John Peel.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 05:14:13 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 05:14:37 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

FAG!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:02:33 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

I f***ing don't. Ended up in one in Norwich last night. f***ing bullshit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Norwich is s*** full stop.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:07:21 PM
Aye, true. I was being promised there were good alternative venues. Best thing was the Waterfront 'alternative' night. 5 good songs, 5 s*** songs, just a constant cycle. Left there, and it just got worse and worse. That f***ing gay club was the pinnacle of absolute f***ing bullshit. Decided, no more out of town trips unless there's a gig or something involved. Otherwise I generally come back regretting the level of money wasted for the absolute lack of enjoyment.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Aye, true. I was being promised there were good alternative venues. Best thing was the Waterfront 'alternative' night. 5 good songs, 5 s*** songs, just a constant cycle. Left there, and it just got worse and worse. That f***ing gay club was the pinnacle of absolute f***ing bullshit. Decided, no more out of town trips unless there's a gig or something involved. Otherwise I generally come back regretting the level of money wasted for the absolute lack of enjoyment.

Come to Hitchin, no gay bars but many pubs. Would be AWESOME!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:10:57 PM
It's f***ing on!! Hitchin's always been high on my list of top notch night-life venues to visit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:12:10 PM
Norwich is s*** full stop.

Appalling punctuation!

It should have been

Norwich is s***. Full stop.

Tut. :hmm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:44:55 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

Ended up in a woofta club once as we got turned away from the only other open club nearby for being too p*ssed.

Walked in and the music was pumping and the place looked good so thought this might actually be alright but nah, was far too weird.  Seeing 2 blokes full on snog each other and feel each other up every time you turned your head was too awkward.  Proper weirded us out and we left after 10 minutes.

Not to mention you've nee chance of pulling a bird.  They're mostly gay or think you're gay, and the ones that aren't are there to get away from straight blokes creeping on them.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:47:13 PM
I don't think straight guys go to gay bars to pull tbh. Would be an interesting challenge though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:47:15 PM
I once went to a gay club, I was too disgusted by the whole thing, so as soon as they started kicking people out at 3am, I felt compelled to leave. :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:51:42 PM
Yesterday was the first time for me. Was weird as f***. Turns out a guy in the smoking area was on the phone, debating whether I was gay or not, and if I was, he was going to pull me. :undecided: Me and my mate hung in the smoking area for a while, just the 2 of us and then some gay guy and his really fit female mate come in and sit by us, start talking about getting laid and s***. Was great hearing the female, the guy started making me wanna throw up in my mouth a little if I'm honest. Was just too much, had to leave.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:56:28 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

Ended up in a woofta club once as we got turned away from the only other open club nearby for being too p*ssed.

Walked in and the music was pumping and the place looked good so thought this might actually be alright but nah, was far too weird.  Seeing 2 blokes full on snog each other and feel each other up every time you turned your head was too awkward.  Proper weirded us out and we left after 10 minutes.

Not to mention you've nee chance of pulling a bird.  They're mostly gay or think you're gay, and the ones that aren't are there to get away from straight blokes creeping on them.

I pulled in gay pub in manchester, went back to her apartment and the whole caboodle (that's probably a word), she was alright!

Went to stay with her a few weeks later and she had a full on tash, I swear she didn't have it when we were in Manchester and although I was very drunk during the night I stayed at hers and would have noticed it the next morning.

Had to spend the whole weekend with her, braved the pub once but made up an illness and we just stayed at hers for the rest of the weekend. Still had to shag Tom Selleck a few times but getting on that train home was amazing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:58:52 PM
A woofta club. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 21 August 2011, 06:59:15 PM
"This gay and lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit."
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:01:33 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

Ended up in a woofta club once as we got turned away from the only other open club nearby for being too p*ssed.

Walked in and the music was pumping and the place looked good so thought this might actually be alright but nah, was far too weird.  Seeing 2 blokes full on snog each other and feel each other up every time you turned your head was too awkward.  Proper weirded us out and we left after 10 minutes.

Not to mention you've nee chance of pulling a bird.  They're mostly gay or think you're gay, and the ones that aren't are there to get away from straight blokes creeping on them.

I pulled in gay pub in manchester, went back to her apartment and the whole caboodle (that's probably a word), she was alright!

Went to stay with her a few weeks later and she had a full on tash, I swear she didn't have it when we were in Manchester and although I was very drunk during the night I stayed at hers and would have noticed it the next morning.

Had to spend the whole weekend with her, braved the pub once but made up an illness and we just stayed at hers for the rest of the weekend. Still had to shag Tom Selleck a few times but getting on that train home was amazing.

You shagged a bloke mate.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:04:52 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

Ended up in a woofta club once as we got turned away from the only other open club nearby for being too p*ssed.

Walked in and the music was pumping and the place looked good so thought this might actually be alright but nah, was far too weird.  Seeing 2 blokes full on snog each other and feel each other up every time you turned your head was too awkward.  Proper weirded us out and we left after 10 minutes.

Not to mention you've nee chance of pulling a bird.  They're mostly gay or think you're gay, and the ones that aren't are there to get away from straight blokes creeping on them.

I pulled in gay pub in manchester, went back to her apartment and the whole caboodle (that's probably a word), she was alright!

Went to stay with her a few weeks later and she had a full on tash, I swear she didn't have it when we were in Manchester and although I was very drunk during the night I stayed at hers and would have noticed it the next morning.

Had to spend the whole weekend with her, braved the pub once but made up an illness and we just stayed at hers for the rest of the weekend. Still had to shag Tom Selleck a few times but getting on that train home was amazing.

You shagged a bloke mate.


No smiley can even describe the noise I just made.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:04:58 PM
"This gay and lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit."

They all leave their back doors wide open, though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:12:07 PM
I know I will get stick for this, especially as it's me but I really do like gay pubs/bars. Don't know why but for some reason the atmosphere just seems a whole lot more chilled.

It's also amusing because my girlfriend really isn't comfortable in them so I can act all holier than thou.

Ended up in a woofta club once as we got turned away from the only other open club nearby for being too p*ssed.

Walked in and the music was pumping and the place looked good so thought this might actually be alright but nah, was far too weird.  Seeing 2 blokes full on snog each other and feel each other up every time you turned your head was too awkward.  Proper weirded us out and we left after 10 minutes.

Not to mention you've nee chance of pulling a bird.  They're mostly gay or think you're gay, and the ones that aren't are there to get away from straight blokes creeping on them.

I pulled in gay pub in manchester, went back to her apartment and the whole caboodle (that's probably a word), she was alright!

Went to stay with her a few weeks later and she had a full on tash, I swear she didn't have it when we were in Manchester and although I was very drunk during the night I stayed at hers and would have noticed it the next morning.

Had to spend the whole weekend with her, braved the pub once but made up an illness and we just stayed at hers for the rest of the weekend. Still had to shag Tom Selleck a few times but getting on that train home was amazing.

You shagged a bloke mate.

:lol: :lol: Genuinely, Caj'. You shagged a woman with a 'tache whom you met in a gay bar? Alarm bells didn't ring?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:13:18 PM
I knew someone would say that, well she had women friends and a vagina so I hope she was a woman.














 :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:17:15 PM
I knew someone would say that, well she had women friends and a vagina so I hope she was a woman.














 :undecided:

Nah, there's no surgery for that. You're in the clear, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:17:52 PM
 :snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:18:36 PM
Mike's sig is amazing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:23:37 PM
:snod:

Was it a wispy stache, or like, was s/he on some Russian s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:29:19 PM
Aye, gay guys never have female friends, either. :thup: You've settled it, I'm 100% sure you didn't rag a post-op transexual.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:31:29 PM
Mike's sig is amazing.

Can't go wrong with violent gifs, man.

He's totally straight, worm.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:32:40 PM
:snod:

Was it a wispy stache, or like, was s/he on some Russian s***.

Full on Lawrenson, I am quite the proficient hairy guy but I couldn't dream to grow one like that in a few weeks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:34:01 PM
Yesterday was the first time for me. Was weird as f***. Turns out a guy in the smoking area was on the phone, debating whether I was gay or not, and if I was, he was going to pull me. :undecided: Me and my mate hung in the smoking area for a while, just the 2 of us and then some gay guy and his really fit female mate come in and sit by us, start talking about getting laid and s***. Was great hearing the female, the guy started making me wanna throw up in my mouth a little if I'm honest. Was just too much, had to leave.

Missed this. Quite surprised you have never been to one before, you seemed very keen to see me naked when you came up here. :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:34:23 PM
:snod:

Was it a wispy stache, or like, was s/he on some Russian s***.

Full on Lawrenson, I am quite the proficient hairy guy but I couldn't dream to grow one like that in a few weeks.

I feel like I need to sit you down and put a hand on your shoulder. I don't know how to break it to you otherwise.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:34:35 PM
Mike's sig is amazing.

Can't go wrong with violent gifs, man.

He's totally straight, worm.

Class film too.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Beren on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:37:54 PM
:snod:

Was it a wispy stache, or like, was s/he on some Russian s***.

Full on Lawrenson, I am quite the proficient hairy guy but I couldn't dream to grow one like that in a few weeks.

I feel like I need to sit you down and put a hand on your shoulder. I don't know how to break it to you otherwise.

That's how it started last time, man!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:37:59 PM
Mike's sig is amazing.

Can't go wrong with violent gifs, man.

He's totally straight, worm.

Class film too.

:thup:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:40:03 PM
:snod:

Was it a wispy stache, or like, was s/he on some Russian s***.

Full on Lawrenson, I am quite the proficient hairy guy but I couldn't dream to grow one like that in a few weeks.

I feel like I need to sit you down and put a hand on your shoulder. I don't know how to break it to you otherwise.

That's how it started last time, man!

:lol: I'm pretty sure last time it started with him sucking on man nipples.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:42:00 PM
If it was a bloke it's just another thing ticked off the list.

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1262/awwyeahmemememefacess25.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/35/awwyeahmemememefacess25.png/)

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 August 2011, 07:43:31 PM
:lol: This guy is the best.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 10:27:44 PM
I had a dream last night that my lass was up the Damien but so was someone's on here. Don't want to say who as it's probably a bit wrong but if someone announces soon their lass is pregnant soon then I have powers :)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 10:34:49 PM
I had a dream last night that my lass was up the Damien but so was someone's on here. Don't want to say who as it's probably a bit wrong but if someone announces soon their lass is pregnant soon then I have powers :)

I hope it's not me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 21 August 2011, 10:38:16 PM
No, wasn't you, you bumder.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 10:38:51 PM
No, wasn't you, you bumder.

Good, I don't have a lass, so that would have caused problems. :undecided:

Who was it? :shifty:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 21 August 2011, 10:50:05 PM
No, wasn't you, you bumder.

Good, I don't have a lass, so that would have caused problems. :undecided:

Who was it? :shifty:

(http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cartoon-gifs-forever-alone.gif)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Sunday 21 August 2011, 10:52:36 PM
(http://trollpics.com/img/face/Troll/SadTroll.png)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: midds on Monday 22 August 2011, 11:04:18 PM
Having imaginary fights with people. Landing 5 or 6 Rocky punches to knock some random t*** out without them laying a finger on me obviously cos I'm just too quick for them. Sometimes burglars or muggers which adds that little bit extra 'f*** you' as they hit the deck.  :smug:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Tooj on Monday 22 August 2011, 11:05:03 PM
Having imaginary fights with people. Landing 5 or 6 Rocky punches to knock some random t*** out without them laying a finger on me obviously cos I'm just too quick for them. Sometimes burglars or muggers which adds that little bit extra 'f*** you' as they hit the deck.  :smug:

:lol: Being productive in your time off I see.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: midds on Monday 22 August 2011, 11:07:08 PM
Having imaginary fights with people. Landing 5 or 6 Rocky punches to knock some random t*** out without them laying a finger on me obviously cos I'm just too quick for them. Sometimes burglars or muggers which adds that little bit extra 'f*** you' as they hit the deck.  :smug:

:lol: Being productive in your time off I see.

You can only play Headers and Volleys in the back yard for so long mate. 
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 25 August 2011, 01:07:06 PM
So I was on my way home from work today on the bus and I spot somebody rather attractive at the back, so I headed that way. I made my thoughts obvious with, you know, a flick of the hair, a slight smile and a cheeky nod. As they pull a brown envelope out of their bag...
GCSE results...

(http://files.sharenator.com/pedobear-s200x324-168410-580.png)

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Thursday 25 August 2011, 01:43:19 PM
So I was on my way home from work today on the bus and I spot somebody rather attractive at the back, so I headed that way. I made my thoughts obvious with, you know, a flick of the hair, a slight smile and a cheeky nod. As they pull a brown envelope out of their bag...
GCSE results...

(http://files.sharenator.com/pedobear-s200x324-168410-580.png)

 :facepalm:

 :harry:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Thursday 25 August 2011, 02:09:44 PM
Aye, GCSE age is ridiculously past it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 August 2011, 07:10:16 PM
:lol: What age is that? 15-ish?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 August 2011, 07:10:33 PM
So I was on my way home from work today on the bus and I spot somebody rather attractive at the back, so I headed that way. I made my thoughts obvious with, you know, a flick of the hair, a slight smile and a cheeky nod. As they pull a brown envelope out of their bag...
GCSE results...

(http://files.sharenator.com/pedobear-s200x324-168410-580.png)

 :facepalm:

 :harry:

:lol: :lol:


Gash, you are f***ing awesome, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Thursday 25 August 2011, 07:23:55 PM
:lol: What age is that? 15-ish?

16 mainly but a few 15's
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cp40 on Thursday 25 August 2011, 07:24:36 PM
Having imaginary fights with people. Landing 5 or 6 Rocky punches to knock some random t*** out without them laying a finger on me obviously cos I'm just too quick for them. Sometimes burglars or muggers which adds that little bit extra 'f*** you' as they hit the deck.  :smug:


 :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: S.S.R. on Thursday 25 August 2011, 07:41:42 PM
So I was on my way home from work today on the bus and I spot somebody rather attractive at the back, so I headed that way. I made my thoughts obvious with, you know, a flick of the hair, a slight smile and a cheeky nod. As they pull a brown envelope out of their bag...
GCSE results...

(http://files.sharenator.com/pedobear-s200x324-168410-580.png)

 :facepalm:

Its okay. The gay age of consent was lowered to 16 a while back.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: adam on Friday 26 August 2011, 07:41:24 AM
Going to Eldon Square when the school holidays are on is a f***ing nightmare, tbf.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Friday 26 August 2011, 07:49:40 PM
Going to Eldon Square when the school holidays are on is a f***ing nightmare, tbf.

I bet you Messi was there dressed as Freddy Krueger
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ginola on Saturday 27 August 2011, 11:16:34 AM
Lee Nelson is an utterly detestable prick. Soccer AM was quite good until he came on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Saturday 27 August 2011, 02:03:00 PM
Fries to Go are much better than Micro Chips.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: gggg on Saturday 27 August 2011, 02:29:30 PM
Lee Nelson is an utterly detestable prick. Soccer AM was quite good until he came on.

Quite. The whole chav thing was done to death 5 years ago.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Saturday 27 August 2011, 04:32:55 PM
Lee Nelson is an utterly detestable prick. Soccer AM was quite good until he came on.

Aye, I think even Nobby wanted to kill him this morning. Utter bellend.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 27 August 2011, 06:40:37 PM
Black man on celebrity wipeout, can't swim.











Just saying  :troll:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Sunday 28 August 2011, 02:30:51 AM
:lol: Just saying what?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 03:55:05 PM
I don't get paid enough to attempt to fix broken urinals in between serving people their f***ing drinks. I hate pub companies.

WE DON'T MAKE ENOUGH TO AFFORD FRIVOLITIES LIKE PLUMBERS? WHY THE f*** DO YOU THINK WERE LOSING BUSINESS, AS PEOPLE WALK INTO PUDDLES OF p*ss WHEN ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS RELIEVE THEMSELF OF THE s*** BEER IM FORCED TO EMBARRASINGLY HAND OVER, BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHELL OUT FOR AN ENGINEER TO CHECK THE PUMPS??

f***ing dicks.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:21:14 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ryan_Taylor on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:23:00 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

Probably not :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ginola on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:29:30 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

Almost certainly.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:31:43 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

:lol: Elephants don't have mirrors, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:34:00 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

:lol: Elephants don't have mirrors, man.

They must notice, especially when it takes them a week to turn round.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:35:03 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

:lol: Elephants don't have mirrors, man.

They must notice, especially when it takes them a week to turn round.

:lol: We don't notice how slow we are, or how unaware of our surroundings we can be. Any beast capable of walking and shitting doesn't give a f*** about anything, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:36:03 PM
They care, it's why they never forget.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:36:38 PM
:lol: Elephants don't give a f***, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:37:48 PM
We'll have to agree to disagree.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:38:11 PM
:lol: Nah, man. f*** that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:38:31 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

:lol: Elephants don't have mirrors, man.

They look at their reflection in the lake. When they're about to go swimming.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:40:10 PM
Do elephants think "f*** me, just look at the size of me, what the f*** am I expected to do?".

:lol: Elephants don't have mirrors, man.

They look at their reflection in the lake. When they're about to go swimming.

I want you to construct one black joke that mentions swimming, chicken and watermelon.

It also must be funny.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:41:28 PM
and Giraffes "What's with this neck man? looks ridiculous, no wonder people prefer horses, wish I was a horse.".
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:47:48 PM
:lol: You must be high or some s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:48:43 PM
High on life.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:50:18 PM
They put weed in life now?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:51:25 PM
Stop trying to convert me heathen.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:52:30 PM
:lol: Enjoy the USA game, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ryan_Taylor on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:54:33 PM
and Giraffes "What's with this neck man? looks ridiculous, no wonder people prefer horses, wish I was a horse.".

Or 'Man that s*** I like to eat is high, thank f*** for this neck.'
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:57:12 PM
What would happen if it was scared of heights though, must be some pretty scary s*** having your head that high when you stand up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 07:58:27 PM
:lol: That's not high to a giraffe, man. That's normal level.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 08:02:33 PM
Nah it's pretty high, imagine if your head was 10ft away from your body, you'd be like "s***, what the f*** am I doing up here!?" every time you got up.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 08:06:00 PM
:lol: If you were always like that, you wouldn't notice a damn thing, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 08:10:06 PM
How do animals know what kind of animal they are?

Dogs fair enough cause they're always being told good dog etc, but how does a shark know it's a shark?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ginola on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 08:12:01 PM
How do animals thoughts sound to themselves? Like we think in our native tongue so would a cow just think "Moooo" for example?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 08:19:54 PM
How do animals know what kind of animal they are?

Dogs fair enough cause they're always being told good dog etc, but how does a shark know it's a shark?

Well they know they aren't black anyway.
















 :troll:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 10:08:12 PM
Someone ban cajun from using the troll smiley (and limit his use of the return key)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 10:23:43 PM
Someone ban cajun from using the troll smiley (and limit his use of the return key)

I will just use the enter key














:troll:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 10:51:35 PM
This is why we can't have nice things, man.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Kevlaar on Tuesday 6 September 2011, 10:52:44 PM
I've got to stop gambling on online roulette
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Wednesday 7 September 2011, 10:12:24 PM
Sometimes I wish I was black so that I could pull off the bald head with a massive beard look.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Wednesday 7 September 2011, 10:12:44 PM
Like this:

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298148_10150371691584203_46481584202_10242192_1694012500_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Wednesday 7 September 2011, 10:17:50 PM
:lol: Common was the first person I thought of like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Wednesday 7 September 2011, 10:29:17 PM
If I was guaranteed to not face any punishment I genuinely think i'd shoot Jedward in the back of their annoying little heads if I got the chance.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Wednesday 7 September 2011, 10:40:14 PM
I love you BO, every day I wish I was the 3rd brother :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Wednesday 7 September 2011, 10:44:11 PM
I love you BO, every day I wish I was the 3rd brother :(

You could never take Fugazi's place.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 8 September 2011, 12:49:40 PM
I've been watching that bit on Lee Evans stand-up where he talks about the wife's secret signal for 'shut the f*** up', in-particular the bit where he says "she was with.... a chicken" in a funny voice, on a loop, and I can't stop laughing at it :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gash? on Thursday 8 September 2011, 01:26:20 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Thursday 8 September 2011, 02:43:02 PM
How do animals thoughts sound to themselves? Like we think in our native tongue so would a cow just think "Moooo" for example?
They aren't capable of thought in that way though are they? Only humans can do that whole thinking about thinking s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Thursday 8 September 2011, 03:58:02 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.

Same here, he is utter shyte.

Him and McIntyre. 

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Thursday 8 September 2011, 03:58:50 PM
How do animals thoughts sound to themselves? Like we think in our native tongue so would a cow just think "Moooo" for example?
They aren't capable of thought in that way though are they? Only humans can do that whole thinking about thinking s***.

They must be able to as animals show emotion.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 8 September 2011, 04:02:25 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.

I used to laugh when he scored, tbh. Probably won't anymore, like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ryan_Taylor on Thursday 8 September 2011, 04:11:59 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.

I used to laugh when he scored, tbh. Probably won't anymore, like.

:memelol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Mike on Thursday 8 September 2011, 04:24:16 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.

I used to laugh when he scored, tbh. Probably won't anymore, like.

:memelol:


(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6513/m16409007.jpg)
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 8 September 2011, 06:46:33 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.

:thup: I hate his face too. I'd kill him if I could get away with it.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Gorilla on Thursday 8 September 2011, 06:49:26 PM
I REALLY don't like Lee Evans. Doesn't get a single laugh out of me.

:thup: I hate his face too. I'd kill him if I could get away with it.
me too, him and Alan Carr, at least I would if his dad wasn't so awesome at scouting.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Beren on Thursday 8 September 2011, 10:05:28 PM
I love GOB Bluth.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Thursday 8 September 2011, 10:06:02 PM
I love GOB Bluth.

BEES?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 8 September 2011, 10:07:26 PM
I love GOB Bluth.

:snod:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Beren on Thursday 8 September 2011, 10:57:30 PM
I love GOB Bluth.

BEES?!

This time, at his complete disgust at his parents having sex.

"God! Michael.. what is wrong with you! I have some sense of propriety you know"

"Okay,... so what's your great news?"

*arms spread* "I f***ed Kitty"

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:16:51 AM
Just read in Empire, Hellraiser is being given a remake.

Officially ran out of ideas for movies now. Nothing wrong with the original.  :huff:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:18:16 AM
Aye, there's nee point in tearing a soul apart twice, like.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:20:06 AM
A little further reading, and it isn't a remake, more of a follow on. Still, it's not on.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: LesPaul on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:24:41 AM
Mjölnir
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:26:06 AM
A little further reading, and it isn't a remake, more of a follow on. Still, it's not on.

Just reading Wiki and there's been loads of s*** straight-to-video sequels. Look at this, ffs:

Quote from: Wikipedia
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) is set in the "real world," in which the Hellraiser franchise has spawned a successful MMORPG. Five friends mourning the death of one of their fellow players—who committed suicide after becoming obsessed with the game—receive in-game invitations to a party at the Leviathan House. At the house, the host of the party (Lance Henriksen) takes them on a tour of the many layers of the home, after which they are picked off one-by-one by the host or Pinhead. The final two victims ultimately realize that most of the events of the movie have been a hallucination, after the host—the father of their deceased friend, who blames his son's fellow players for not breaking his addiction to the game—drugged them and buried them alive. The police rescue the surviving teenagers, Chelsea (Katheryn Winnick) and Jake (Christopher Jacot), while the host escapes to a decrepit motel with a suitcase of his son's belongings. The host discovers a real puzzle box inside, and upon opening it is killed by Pinhead and a pair of cenobites.

What, as they say, the f***?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:30:02 AM
Lance Henriksen should really have had better credits to his CV than he actually does.  :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:30:23 AM
:lol: There are 9 films, didn't realise one was as recent as 2005.

At least Doug 'Pinhead' Bradley is still in work I guess.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:32:18 AM
There's 9?  :lol: Think I've only ever seen 4, and remember being pretty frightened of the first one. Think I'll give em a Marathon!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:36:18 AM
There's 9?  :lol: Think I've only ever seen 4, and remember being pretty frightened of the first one. Think I'll give em a Marathon!

I own the first 3. There's an absolute bucketload of them in HMV, actually thought there would be more than 9 when I Googled it. :lol:

They stopped releasing them in cinemas after the fourth one, so maybe stop watching after the third film.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:37:41 AM
If I'm going in, I'm not stopping till I come out the other end. Hell, I sat through all the Freddie films, and the Critter Movies. 80s Horror that lasted too long is a guilty pleasure.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:39:57 AM
By the end of the 9th Hellraiser film, you'll probably come out wondering how on earth Freddy's Dead didn't win an Oscar.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:40:16 AM
:lol: There are 9 films, didn't realise one was as recent as 2005.

At least Doug 'Pinhead' Bradley is still in work I guess.

Apparently they're getting a new guy to play Pinhead.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 9 September 2011, 12:41:56 AM
Quote
An unfaithful wife encounters the zombie of her dead lover, who's being chased by demons after he escaped from their sado-masochistic Hell.

 :lol:

What a film synopsis!

Man, it seems even more ridiculus when you read the Storyline on IMDB for it:

Quote
Clive Barker's feature directing debut graphically depicts the tale of a man and wife who move into an old house and discover a hideous creature - the man's half-brother, who is also the woman's former lover - hiding upstairs. Having lost his earthly body to a trio of S&M demons, the Cenobites, he is brought back into existence by a drop of blood on the floor. He soon forces his former mistress to bring him his necessary human sacrifices to complete his body... but the Cenobites won't be happy about this.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 9 September 2011, 01:01:32 AM
How do animals thoughts sound to themselves? Like we think in our native tongue so would a cow just think "Moooo" for example?
They aren't capable of thought in that way though are they? Only humans can do that whole thinking about thinking s***.

They must be able to as animals show emotion.

:lol: :lol: These last two pages have been ridiculous.

Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 13 September 2011, 01:15:53 AM
i bought a 14" pizza the other day in middlesbrough, it was square. when i said it couldn't really be 14" as it was square they gave me a strange look but offered me free coleslaw.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 13 September 2011, 01:16:49 AM
i bought a 14" pizza the other day in middlesbrough, it was square. when i said it couldn't really be 14" as it was square they gave me a strange look but offered me free coleslaw.

Depends what the 14" referred to, tbh.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Tuesday 13 September 2011, 01:17:37 AM
i bought a 14" pizza the other day in middlesbrough, it was square. when i said it couldn't really be 14" as it was square they gave me a strange look but offered me free coleslaw.

Wooo, free coleslaw.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 13 September 2011, 01:25:01 AM
i bought a 14" pizza the other day in middlesbrough, it was square. when i said it couldn't really be 14" as it was square they gave me a strange look but offered me free coleslaw.

Depends what the 14" referred to, tbh.
well with a pizza i'd asssume radius. pointless getting a pizza of 14" width if it's 2" in the other dimension.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 13 September 2011, 01:25:56 AM
i bought a 14" pizza the other day in middlesbrough, it was square. when i said it couldn't really be 14" as it was square they gave me a strange look but offered me free coleslaw.

Depends what the 14" referred to, tbh.
well with a pizza i'd asssume radius. pointless getting a pizza of 14" width if it's 2" in the other dimension.

Radius?!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 13 September 2011, 01:36:56 AM
Double Radius, duh Dave. You Mathsic!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Thursday 15 September 2011, 10:24:44 AM
I've just had a thought about smashing a heavy glass ashtray into the face of the woman sitting opposite me quietly reading her book. I'd love it. Not even ask her 'what you reading there' or 'what you got for dinner today then'? No sir, no warning, just a heavy super-strength glass ashtray smashed full force into the very centre of her innocent pretty face.

Perfectly normal. Don't worry about it, mate. :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Saturday 8 October 2011, 04:23:06 PM
This forum is actually dead with the lack of PL football/transfer window stuff :laugh:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Saturday 8 October 2011, 04:35:29 PM
Doesn't feel like a Saturday today, dull as f***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Ginola on Saturday 8 October 2011, 06:17:09 PM
Doesn't feel like a Saturday today, dull as f***.

I've spent the whole day thinking it's Sunday.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 12:29:12 PM
Addictions are totally baffling things, the way some people can't have just one drink/smoke etc. It's always messed with my head a bit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Addictions are totally baffling things, the way some people can't have just one drink/smoke etc. It's always messed with my head a bit.
not as baffling as why people start smoking in the first place.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 03:53:00 PM
What have they done to my Independent?  :undecided:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Steggy on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 04:13:05 PM
In the next 20 years will there be loads of players of polish descent lining up for England? In the same way in the past twenty years theres been an emergence of black players coming up through our academies and playing for Engerrrland. Will the same happen with the polskis seeing as theres f***ing loads of em everywhere?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 04:17:20 PM
Probably.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Steggy on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 04:28:33 PM
Probably.

Will be a bit odd that. Seeing names like 'djsfjlanjfsadolski' and 'fdslkdrjgkolski' on the back of an England shirt
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Fugazi on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 04:34:11 PM
In the next 20 years will there be loads of players of polish descent lining up for England? In the same way in the past twenty years theres been an emergence of black players coming up through our academies and playing for Engerrrland. Will the same happen with the polskis seeing as theres f***ing loads of em everywhere?

It worked for Jormany.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 05:03:55 PM
Probably.

Will be a bit odd that. Seeing names like 'djsfjlanjfsadolski' and 'fdslkdrjgkolski' on the back of an England shirt

Ugo Ehiogu wasn't the most English of names tbf.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 11:41:54 PM
Probably.

Will be a bit odd that. Seeing names like 'djsfjlanjfsadolski' and 'fdslkdrjgkolski' on the back of an England shirt

Ugo Ehiogu wasn't the most English of names tbf.

Neither was Graeme Le Saux or Matt Le Tissier, ffs.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 11:43:33 PM
How many Poles stick around, though? How many of them will stay here long enough to raise families?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 11 October 2011, 11:44:01 PM
What have they done to my Independent?  :undecided:
what have they done, I only buy it at weekends now ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:03:46 AM
i bought a 14" pizza the other day in middlesbrough, it was square. when i said it couldn't really be 14" as it was square they gave me a strange look but offered me free coleslaw.

just seen this, these are f***ing class. if your ever in stockton for some reason, rendez-vous do cracking square pizza, on yarm lane or whatever. im sure no one will ever takes this advice
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:07:33 AM
What have they done to my Independent?  :undecided:
what have they done, I only buy it at weekends now ?

It looks like a redtop now.

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8351/indyo.jpg)

 :sad:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:08:49 AM
this may be too random for most.....i was born in 1967, 22years after the end of WWII (am at present watching 'the world at war'), 22 years from now was 1989 which is fresh in my mind so in my lifetime and growing up,world war II would have been fresh in the mind of many.

also, my dad was 27 when i was born, he died in january this year, on his birthday to nicely round things off, it's amazing to think that what i considered an old man when i was 17 is pretty much how old I am now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:09:17 AM
What have they done to my Independent?  :undecided:
what have they done, I only buy it at weekends now ?

It looks like a redtop now.

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8351/indyo.jpg)

 :sad:

:harry: :no:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:11:41 AM
whats the content like ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:17:15 AM
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150321990101636.332412.13312631635&type=1 (https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150321990101636.332412.13312631635&type=1)

If you can access that.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:24:16 AM
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150321990101636.332412.13312631635&type=1 (https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150321990101636.332412.13312631635&type=1)

If you can access that.
i can.....i'd rather you just told me if it was still independentish politically, i'm guessing it has gone the way of most papers and trying to muscle in on the 'heat' and 'ok' markets.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 12:30:42 AM
Not read it since the change, but from what I'm led to believe it's still the same content.  They've just rejigged the look, for the worse. 

They've got the 'i' paper to do all of the other s***.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 06:54:26 PM
Ridley Scott is awesome.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: 80 on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 07:31:53 PM
this may be too random for most.....i was born in 1967, 22years after the end of WWII (am at present watching 'the world at war'), 22 years from now was 1989 which is fresh in my mind so in my lifetime and growing up,world war II would have been fresh in the mind of many.

also, my dad was 27 when i was born, he died in january this year, on his birthday to nicely round things off, it's amazing to think that what i considered an old man when i was 17 is pretty much how old I am now.

Change your perspective on anything?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 07:59:14 PM
Whenever I see someone overweight at the gym who's not really doing anything, just chatting or wandering about, I want to give them a f***ing shake. So close by being there, but not gonna lose much standing still drinking lucozade sport. :(
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 09:34:16 PM
this may be too random for most.....i was born in 1967, 22years after the end of WWII (am at present watching 'the world at war'), 22 years from now was 1989 which is fresh in my mind so in my lifetime and growing up,world war II would have been fresh in the mind of many.

also, my dad was 27 when i was born, he died in january this year, on his birthday to nicely round things off, it's amazing to think that what i considered an old man when i was 17 is pretty much how old I am now.

Change your perspective on anything?
no.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: 80 on Wednesday 12 October 2011, 09:40:56 PM
Boring.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: adam on Thursday 13 October 2011, 08:59:09 AM
What on earth possesses people to continue dressing like goths well into their 30's? Asking because im sitting opposite a wifey on the metro who's clearly a business goth like. Dyed black hair, tonnes on black eyeshadow, eyebrows drawn on and halfway up her forehead, and a skin complexion like f***ing Lilith Crane. Thing is, she's not even that bad looking, shed just get a lot more cock if she stopped thinking she was f***ing Boobarella.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: cp40 on Thursday 13 October 2011, 09:12:45 AM
this may be too random for most.....i was born in 1967, 22years after the end of WWII (am at present watching 'the world at war'), 22 years from now was 1989 which is fresh in my mind so in my lifetime and growing up,world war II would have been fresh in the mind of many.

also, my dad was 27 when i was born, he died in january this year, on his birthday to nicely round things off, it's amazing to think that what i considered an old man when i was 17 is pretty much how old I am now.


wow, madras,i was born in 68. and have had exactly the same thought process. when I was at school in 70sWW2 seamed like something from history. now when I think of something that happened 24 years ago like learning to drive- it feels quite recent. :lol:
Title: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Christmas Tree on Thursday 13 October 2011, 09:26:36 AM
Magic moments la la lala la lasaaa
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 13 October 2011, 11:20:50 PM
How weird would this forum be if no-one ever had avatars or usernames? You would get used to personalities but it would still be really, really odd.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Thursday 13 October 2011, 11:32:02 PM
How weird would this forum be if no-one ever had avatars or usernames? You would get used to personalities but it would still be really, really odd.

How the f*** would you tell who was who?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 13 October 2011, 11:38:20 PM
That would make it so odd, people like Ali you could normally tell but it would still be really strange.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 14 October 2011, 12:03:50 AM
Would people be confused if I used capital letters and corrected my typos ?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 14 October 2011, 12:12:07 AM
Would people be confused if I stopped being such a cocknose?

Suppose it was a bit like that mIRC thing where people where signing up under other users names, pretty funny at times.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 14 October 2011, 12:25:08 AM
I've never done that but if I did I'd be either the return of vicky toon or, from the previous place, swindy.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 14 October 2011, 12:30:47 AM
It would be interesting how people would react to posts too, certain people are 'marked' so even if they do come out with a sensible comment/suggestion quite often it won't be taken seriously.

Suppose that works both ways and some popular posters will sometimes post stuff that isn't really that funny or interesting but because it's them it's really amusing/insightful.

Actually this reminds me of something that happened on toontastic a while back, one of the users changes his name quite a lot. There is a user who always agrees with him but because he didn't realise he had changed his name he had a real dig at one of his posts, when someone pointed out who this 'new' user was he back peddled so much he would have won the tour de france in reverse. They still don't seem to have the same rapport now.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Friday 14 October 2011, 12:32:29 AM
Paragraph 1..... Neesy
Paragraph 2..... Me
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: MW on Friday 14 October 2011, 05:09:09 PM
Quite interesting going on your own profile n seeing where your posts are, and what time your mostly posting etc
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Friday 14 October 2011, 11:05:54 PM
Whenever I see someone overweight at the gym who's not really doing anything, just chatting or wandering about, I want to give them a f***ing shake. So close by being there, but not gonna lose much standing still drinking lucozade sport. :(
I've been to the gym here on fifteen occasions now, and I've seen the same overweight girl around four times. This is the only overweight person I have there thus far. The vast majority of people in all gyms I've been in are those that are already in good physical condition.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 14 October 2011, 11:53:04 PM
I have a gym 'girlfriend' my mates have decided that because she is there whenever i am she is stalking me, completely oblivious to the fact they are always there too.

She's not fat owt, she actually seems to train forever, just a random thought given the posts above.

She seems to be eastern European and I saw her out of the gym the other day looking amazing (a lot better than she does in the gym).


You can keep that one.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Saturday 15 October 2011, 12:17:46 AM
I have a gym 'girlfriend' my mates have decided that because she is there whenever i am she is stalking me, completely oblivious to the fact they are always there too.

She's not fat owt, she actually seems to train forever, just a random thought given the posts above.

She seems to be eastern European and I saw her out of the gym the other day looking amazing (a lot better than she does in the gym).


You can keep that one.

Pics or GTFO.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 15 October 2011, 12:19:59 AM
Speaking of photos, a Spanish family was taking photos of me today outside of the national rail station. No idea who they thought I was.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Keefaz on Saturday 15 October 2011, 09:02:38 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:01:11 PM
The really quiet girls are always pure slags.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Foluwashola on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:11:52 PM
The really quiet girls are always pure slags.

Been shagging mutes again lad?
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:17:09 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Bowie on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:18:09 PM
The really quiet girls are always pure slags.

Been shagging mutes again lad?

:lol: Nar. Just a general observation.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: bulivye on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:20:12 PM
Hodor!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:56:04 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.
always had you more of a gilly hope.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Sifu on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:56:56 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.

:laugh:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 17 October 2011, 06:58:27 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.
always had you more of a gilly hope.

Hmm. Googled her, I can sort of see it. Mackem though.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Disco on Monday 17 October 2011, 07:10:58 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.
always had you more of a gilly hope.

Hmm. Googled her, I can sort of see it. Mackem though.

Boils my p*ss that Gilly Hope like. f*** off with your f***ing iPad that you don't need you daft bint.

Don't see the resemblance apart from you both wear geps.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: madras on Monday 17 October 2011, 07:55:15 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.
always had you more of a gilly hope.

Hmm. Googled her, I can sort of see it. Mackem though.
thank god for that, i was taking the p*ss and thought you might have a go. i was mainly playing on the jill/gilly bit.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 17 October 2011, 10:09:41 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.

Can't help but think of you every time I see her :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 19 October 2011, 03:12:05 PM
I was chatting to some random lads last night and out of nowhere they likened me to Sarah Millican. f*** sake. I blame you lot.

I thought folks on here had agreed it was catmag who's the Sarah Millican lookalike? ???
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: wormy on Friday 21 October 2011, 01:51:20 PM
Padded football socks are ridiculously comfy until you realise you've worn them for 20 hours straight, including bed, and as you take them off and they've pretty much merged themselves with your leg.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Friday 21 October 2011, 01:53:57 PM
It's similar with tube skiing socks. Ridiculously worm and comfy, then you take them off at the end of the day and it's like you've unleashed the fart of satan himself.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:03:10 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:05:11 PM
I can't decide whether socks or hoodies are my favourite clothing.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:06:56 PM
You having a good day off Jill? :lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: AliGupter on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:08:45 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:09:31 PM
:lol: I had really high hopes that I was going to do loads of cool stuff today. That was never going to happen. I've put the f***ing heating on and I'm snug under my blanket.

:megusta:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:16:23 PM
...Farting like a trooper
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:17:51 PM
...Farting like a trooper

This, here. :whistle:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 21 October 2011, 02:18:22 PM
I would not. :pilko:


 :whistle:
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 21 October 2011, 08:07:08 PM
Women don't fart, don't ruin this for me!
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 21 October 2011, 10:03:40 PM
Really wish I was skilled at some manual trade; bricklaying, carpentry/woodworking, engineering or such. Feels a bit pathetic knowing I wouldn't be able to build or make anything myself, like my dad could. Generation thing I suppose.
Title: Re: The random thoughts thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 21 October 2011, 10:04:09 PM
Really wish I was skilled at some manual trade; bricklaying, carpentry/woodworking, eng