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Title: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Sunday 14 December 2014, 11:22:59 PM
Cat people
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Post by: joeyt on Sunday 14 December 2014, 11:23:28 PM
Closed threads
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Post by: thomas on Sunday 14 December 2014, 11:24:13 PM
aww that was much better than my retro play.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 14 December 2014, 11:35:13 PM
Cat people

Oi.
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Post by: Inferior Acuña on Monday 15 December 2014, 04:27:44 AM
Cat people

Non-cat people.

Suggests a certain lack of confidence and elegance.
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Post by: loki679 on Monday 15 December 2014, 04:32:08 AM
Cat people

Non-cat people.

Suggests a certain lack of confidence and elegance.

:thup:
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Post by: BlufPurdi on Monday 15 December 2014, 06:11:23 AM
Microwaves that constantly beep after they're done.  Yeah, I get it you f***ing prick.
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Post by: Toondave on Monday 15 December 2014, 06:14:18 AM
Microwaves that constantly beep after they're done.  Yeah, I get it you f***ing prick.

 :thup:

Didn't even realise this was a thing until this year. gets right on my tits
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Post by: Jill on Monday 15 December 2014, 08:41:54 AM
Microwaves that constantly beep after they're done.  Yeah, I get it you f***ing prick.

My washing machine does that pretty much every minute after it finishes. It's infuriating. I find myself yelling "I'll be there in a f***ing minute!" as if it's someone waiting at the front door. :lol:
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Post by: BlufPurdi on Monday 15 December 2014, 12:32:46 PM
:lol:

It's awful.  It's especially awful at 4am, sterilising baby bottles.  So I have to put them in, then wait the 6 minutes before I can go back to bed so it's not beeping every minute for next three hours. :tickedoff:

Now, another pet hate.  When you're making important phonecalls, and someone says, "I'll phone you back in 30 minutes".  That was 75 minutes ago. :knuppel2:

Obviously wouldn't care if they just said get back to me by the end of the day, but I'm now in the position that I don't want to do anything that might mean I miss the call, whilst at the same time NEEDING to do something that'll make me miss the call. :frantic:
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Post by: TBG on Monday 15 December 2014, 12:39:18 PM
Old people fannying about when in Greggs. I know it's possibly their last meal but ffs hurry up.
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Post by: ElDiablo on Monday 15 December 2014, 12:46:31 PM
Cat people

Non-cat people.

Suggests a certain lack of confidence and elegance.

Well put.
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Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 December 2014, 12:49:50 PM
I think men with cats always tend to be a bit creepy and needy.
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Post by: Jill on Monday 15 December 2014, 01:03:13 PM
Now, another pet hate.  When you're making important phonecalls, and someone says, "I'll phone you back in 30 minutes".  That was 75 minutes ago. :knuppel2:

Obviously wouldn't care if they just said get back to me by the end of the day, but I'm now in the position that I don't want to do anything that might mean I miss the call, whilst at the same time NEEDING to do something that'll make me miss the call. :frantic:

Similarly, asking for something in a phone call and someone says they'll email it now.. then waits ages before doing so. If you're going to email it in an hour, say so on the phone so I'm not waiting around for it.
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Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Monday 15 December 2014, 01:04:31 PM
I think men with cats always tend to be a bit creepy and needy.

:thup:

EDIT: Oh but doesn't Branks have one?
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Post by: ElDiablo on Monday 15 December 2014, 01:20:26 PM
I think men with cats always tend to be a bit creepy and needy.

Cats are independent creatures, wrong pet to have if you're needy.

Creepy I'll give you.  :saylor:
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 15 December 2014, 01:52:55 PM
I think men with cats always tend to be a bit creepy and needy.

:thup:

EDIT: Oh but doesn't Branks have one?

:lol: Yes, I have a cat. My girlfriend got it, but I love cats. Always had one growing up. She's a little toe-rag cat, like. Would kick your head right in.
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Post by: Fugazi on Monday 15 December 2014, 03:35:20 PM
I like cats but a single man living on his own with a cat probably sends out the wrong message, plus i'm 2 floors up so the poor f***er would have to make do with never going outside.
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Post by: Ronaldo on Monday 15 December 2014, 04:12:18 PM
What if they have an allergy or an apartment several floors up?
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Post by: BlufPurdi on Monday 15 December 2014, 04:18:17 PM
I like cats but a single man living on his own with a cat probably sends out the wrong message, plus i'm 2 floors up so the poor f***er would have to make do with never going outside.

I thought that was the norm for people living in a city?  Literally don't know anyone that lets their cats out, and a few of my mates live on groundfloors.  Too many nasty c***s, would be worried sick. 
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Post by: Fugazi on Monday 15 December 2014, 04:21:19 PM
I see loads of cats knocking about the streets near mine, I am 4 miles outside of the city centre though.

Fair point about them safer indoors though.
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Post by: Si on Monday 15 December 2014, 06:41:11 PM
New Tapatalk update is pure eye aids.
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Post by: ponsaelius on Monday 15 December 2014, 08:05:43 PM
Cats are pretty cool but I'm allergic so can't deal with 'em.

Dogs are far better mind.
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Post by: Jill on Monday 15 December 2014, 08:10:18 PM
I wouldn't wish harm on a cat but I do find them pretty pointless. I'd love a dog.
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Post by: Jill on Monday 15 December 2014, 08:13:16 PM
Inadvertently using [] instead of <> when doing HTML because I spend too much time on here.
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Post by: BlufPurdi on Monday 15 December 2014, 08:31:16 PM
:lol: :thup:
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Post by: Wullie on Monday 15 December 2014, 08:37:35 PM
Cats are f***ing amazing man.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 15 December 2014, 09:07:17 PM
I don't think anyone who hasn't had a cat could actually appreciate how good a pet they are, tbf. Other people's cats are not at all a reflection of your own. With cats being solitary creatures when they accept you in to their family their characters are fantastic. Hilarious a lot of the time. A lot of people think you can't connect with a cat as much as you can say a dog, but you can, it's just totally different. I love dogs too, fwiw. Love all animals, but I can't agree when people have beef with cats.
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Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 15 December 2014, 09:13:49 PM
Cats are t***s. Endearing t***s, but t***s nonetheless.

They're also significantly less reliant on their owners than dogs, so it's pretty inevitable there is going to be less of a bond.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 16 December 2014, 05:58:12 PM
People who just come over and start talking at you despite the fact you're very obviously busy and most probably don't care for what they're about to say, especially as it's not of any importance to anyone at all anyway. If I have two headphones in and am typing rather fast and looking stressed, why would you start talking at me? And get however many sentences through before I point out I can't even hear what you have to say, let alone don't f***ing want to?!

So f***ing presumptuous, man. Just think first.
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Post by: TBG on Tuesday 16 December 2014, 06:06:05 PM
You're so rude.
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Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Tuesday 16 December 2014, 11:08:58 PM
The Chronicle using this image on twitter for their ambulance-related stories.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5AyphKCcAABUhj.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:49:03 AM
People who just come over and start talking at you despite the fact you're very obviously busy and most probably don't care for what they're about to say, especially as it's not of any importance to anyone at all anyway. If I have two headphones in and am typing rather fast and looking stressed, why would you start talking at me? And get however many sentences through before I point out I can't even hear what you have to say, let alone don't f***ing want to?!

So f***ing presumptuous, man. Just think first.

I'd been living with a lass for three or so months who'd sit next to me and stare at me with a smug smile until I asked her who the f*** she'd banged. Like I gave a s***.

I've never known a creature like her, mind, genuinely never met anyone like it. Everyone knows someone who simply talks about themselves - but not to this relentless degree. As the weeks passed I became convinced she actually had a screw loose. No one gave a s*** about one single utterance she ever made (all about herself), yet she talked the most. She was a relatively advanced pole dancer, right, and also referred to herself 'The Unit Stripper' (the house was called the 'unit')... and one time I had a personal special occasion; her gift to me was two free pole dancing lessons. I f***ing had them like but Jesus Christ I'd rather have had the pole inserted. The fact I was f***ing class at it only made matters worse and she never let up after that. Everyone in the town knew I was a pole dancer now.

This is the same lass who plugged herself into someone else's gig and proceeded to sing Little Lion Man, flat as a fart. Think I mentioned it a while back.

I could go on about this girl. I genuinely, genuinely have never known anyone like it. She used to constantly walk around in just her bra and pants and, I mean, whilst she wasn't hideous to look at - she wasn't particularly attractive. I was sleeping mid-afternoon after a couple of mega-shifts and she just burst into my room in this bikini that was several sizes too small and did the aforementioned smile and stare until I said something. I made some daft wet dream joke to pacify her until she f***ed off. Six hours later she was wandering around the unit still in this ridiculous two-piece.

Honestly, she was out of her mind. Even the dog hated her.
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Post by: Disco on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:52:45 AM
:lol: (PM her deets)
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Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:56:08 AM
pics pics piiiicccsss
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Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:03:02 AM
:lol: at all that
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Post by: Sima on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:03:11 AM
At least the dog probably got his end away with her, unlike you by the sounds of it.
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Post by: Yorkie on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:05:11 AM
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
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Post by: Yorkie on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:06:45 AM
At least the dog probably got his end away with her, unlike you by the sounds of it.

Don't get me wrong, I briefly considered it a couple of times - cos it was right there, all the time. But like I say. If you knew her...

Thing is too - you just know it would never get forgotten. One of my mates there had a lapse and went all the way with her; she predictably turned into a psycho and wouldn't leave him alone. Burst into his room whilst he was with his new girlfriend n everything.
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Post by: Sima on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:12:08 AM
At least the dog probably got his end away with her, unlike you by the sounds of it.

Don't get me wrong, I briefly considered it a couple of times - cos it was right there, all the time. But like I say. If you knew her...

Thing is too - you just know it would never get forgotten. One of my mates there had a lapse and went all the way with her; she predictably turned into a psycho and wouldn't leave him alone. Burst into his room whilst he was with his new girlfriend n everything.

I only have this image now

(http://media2.giphy.com/media/XNlRJn6zfzcGI/200_s.gif)
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Post by: Neil on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:14:15 AM
The fact I was f***ing class at it only made matters worse

:lol: :lol:
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Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:34:58 AM
The fact I was f***ing class at it only made matters worse

:lol: :lol:

Definitely the best part of the whole thing. :lol: :lol:
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Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:37:15 AM
Stop calling your house The Unit, man. :lol:
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Post by: Troll on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:44:27 AM
The Chronicle using this image on twitter for their ambulance-related stories.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5AyphKCcAABUhj.jpg:large)

I didn't know it was possible for a still image to induce an epileptic fit.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:44:33 AM
People talking about things like they've always been a thing. I've heard loads of people banging on about Michael Kors stuff as if they've always wanted it. Nar, it's overpriced and it's in town, therefore you now want it. See also, people jumping on the 'I've always wanted Dr Martens' bandwagon.
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Post by: joeyt on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:55:41 AM
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.

Aye, a quick browse :lol:
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 11:08:33 AM
:lol: at all that

:lol:
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Post by: KDT on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 11:58:34 AM
Having a lush bath then a really messy s*** like an hour later.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:24:12 PM
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
This is sooooo the wrong attitude to have. It needs to happen. I'm sorry, it just does.
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Post by: TBG on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:37:34 PM
Suck a cock tease, Yorkie.
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Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:40:51 PM
The fact I was f***ing class at it only made matters worse

:lol: :lol:

Definitely the best part of the whole thing. :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:
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Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:05:10 PM
It's obviously been said before but f***ing repeats man. I love Friends and noticed that it's on Comedy Central a lot. I watched a fair amount of it yesterday and stuck it on again today only to see that it's the exact same episodes as 24 hours ago. f***ing disgrace.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:16:56 PM
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
This is sooooo the wrong attitude to have. It needs to happen. I'm sorry, it just does.
I don't mean post photographs, btw. I mean you have to hit that. I mean, why wouldn't you?! She blatantly will, too.
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Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:35:47 PM
Yeah, hit it.
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Post by: loki679 on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:59:34 PM
Yeah, hit it.
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Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:19:14 PM
Going to watch a football video on YT and the only videos available are ones with horrific effects and terrible music. Is there a reason for that? Does it void the copyright or some s***?
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Post by: Tooj on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:30:03 PM
The Unit ffs. :anguish:
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Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:30:11 PM
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
This is sooooo the wrong attitude to have. It needs to happen. I'm sorry, it just does.
I don't mean post photographs, btw. I mean you have to hit that. I mean, why wouldn't you?! She blatantly will, too.

f***ing Steve Bruce, man. Would kill to have him here.

He's one of the best managers in the Premier League tbh. It's a shame Hull didn't progress in Europe this year because part of me can still see Bruce here one day, and it would be good if he had European experience by that point. As a manager he's done well wherever he has been, apart from the Mackems, which was obviously an horrendous appointment.

He doesn't f***ing deserve it.
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Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:33:43 PM
The Unit ffs. :anguish:

:lol: I laugh, but my third year house was known as "Pink Palace" (subsequently "The Palace") because a) it was pink and b) that was the name of the wi-fi hotspot when we moved in.
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Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:47:05 PM
 :lol:

A subsequent pet hate, when people refer to their car as "The Beast"
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Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:47:38 PM
Sure I've done it myself mind.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:55:03 PM
:lol: Aye, all those people I've met who name their car....

You're hanging round the wrong people.
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Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:01:30 PM
:lol:

A subsequent pet hate, when people refer to their car as "The Beast"

Only worked for Jimmy Savile really.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:02:16 PM
There are plenty of those people about like.
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Post by: maybe_next_year on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:15:22 PM
I can't believe how lightly Yorkie has gotten away with A) having pole dancing lessons. B) claiming to have been good at it. :lol:
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Post by: Jimburst on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:49:58 PM
I'm canny class at pole dancing as well, tbf.
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Post by: Neil on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:42:17 PM
The fact I was f***ing class at it only made matters worse

:lol: :lol:

Definitely the best part of the whole thing. :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

This is still funny, burst out laughing at work thinking about it. :lol:
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Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:44:27 PM
"I remember back in '14 when I had two pole dancing lessons and almost started a career in it, I was that amazing. Then, a walk back to The Unit and a semi-attractive egomaniac was walking around in her bra and panties; I even contemplated maybe having sex with her at times. Good days."
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Post by: Decky on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:28:18 AM
Having a lush bath then a really messy s*** like an hour later.

:lol:
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Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:37:49 AM
It's called the unit because it's a unit, not a house or a flat or a dorm.

Seriously though, lads, none of you would have gone anywhere near her. Lass was utterly repugnant. One lad did and she never left him alone, like, ever.
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Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:42:08 AM
Yeah, hit it.

She's back in Glasgow now anyway. Thank f***.
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Post by: Froggy on Thursday 18 December 2014, 07:14:27 AM
Yeah, hit it.

She's back in Glasgow now anyway. Thank f***.

Where? I'm heading over to Scotland today.
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Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 December 2014, 08:19:31 AM
Are you going to scumdee tho?
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Post by: Froggy on Thursday 18 December 2014, 09:11:38 AM
Are you going to scumdee tho?

Yep. :anguish: Edinburgh airport is the best part of the trip.
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Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 December 2014, 09:52:44 AM
Are you going to scumdee tho?

Yep. :anguish: Edinburgh airport is the best part of the trip.

:lol: ah well, let me know if you're about over the next week!
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Post by: Froggy on Thursday 18 December 2014, 10:02:40 AM
Are you going to scumdee tho?

Yep. :anguish: Edinburgh airport is the best part of the trip.

:lol: ah well, let me know if you're about over the next week!

I might actually shoot down for a drink. Depends on train prices and whether my Ma throws a fit that I abandon her on a Christmas visit.
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Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:20:31 PM
People who love the sound of their own voice.  Feel like I'm getting quieter and more introverted the more absolute gobshites I have to listen to at work.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:26:51 PM
Opposite to how you are on here, then?
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Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:30:48 PM
:lol: Eh?  I'm very chatty socially but I'm finding work a bit of a drag on that score at the minute.  Just don't understand these people who never stop talking, so I often do the opposite.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:41:27 PM
:lol: Just how you said you were getting quieter and more introverted at work. And you get more radge on here. Radge.
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Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:46:49 PM
:lol: Ah right.  Well nah, when I do speak I'm usually pretty short with people if they're being a t***.  Getting absolutely fed up with the imitations of my accent at the minute as well, honestly why is it acceptable to just do that to geordies and practically nobody else?  It's getting so old now I'm practically telling people to f*** off every time it happens, after giving them about 10 chances where they get a false smile and an obviously fake laugh instead.

I never meant to turn into such a misery but I just find so many people so f***ing annoying and intolerable these days. :lol: f*** it.  Christmas soon.
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:53:25 PM
:lol::lol: Work patter is the absolute worst, like.
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Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:54:56 PM
:lol: It's our Xmas night out tonight. Just been to get all the booze. Luckily one of my best mates works here now so should be a good laugh regardless of terrible patter.
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Post by: Disco on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:56:34 PM
:lol::lol: Work patter is the absolute worst, like.

It's our in-office Christmas party at 4pm (followed by going out). Today has been liftin, everyone is giddy as f*** plus Christmas jumpers don't define office boobs as well as regular clothes.
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Post by: Froggy on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:58:42 PM
:lol: Ah right.  Well nah, when I do speak I'm usually pretty short with people if they're being a t***.  Getting absolutely fed up with the imitations of my accent at the minute as well, honestly why is it acceptable to just do that to geordies and practically nobody else?  It's getting so old now I'm practically telling people to f*** off every time it happens, after giving them about 10 chances where they get a false smile and an obviously fake laugh instead.

I never meant to turn into such a misery but I just find so many people so f***ing annoying and intolerable these days. :lol: f*** it.  Christmas soon.

:pilko:
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Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 18 December 2014, 02:59:27 PM
TAP AV THA MARNIN TO YA FRAGGY
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Post by: Froggy on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:02:57 PM
TAP AV THA MARNIN TO YA FRAGGY

See in Australia? After the person you've just met hears your accent, you're subjected to a loud, "POTAYTOE!"
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:04:26 PM
:lol::lol: Work patter is the absolute worst, like.

It's our in-office Christmas party at 4pm (followed by going out). Today has been liftin, everyone is giddy as f*** plus Christmas jumpers don't define office boobs as well as regular clothes.

:lol:

Had mine last Friday night, which was actualy really good. Nice meal followed by Hi-Fi. Helps the office is generally canny young and half of it is a bit geeky. That and the fact everything was free all night.
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Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:06:09 PM
Hmm fair enough Froggy. :lol: It's f***ing awful, isn't it?  I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft c***s oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent.  Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:08:33 PM
'Say "Byker Grove"

Try nar, c***.
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Post by: Disco on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:15:08 PM
Hmm fair enough Froggy. :lol: It's f***ing awful, isn't it?  I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft c***s oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent.  Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here.

Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible.
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Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:16:00 PM
'Say "Byker Grove"

Try nar, c***.

:lol: Man, it just winds me up so much.  Had this every f***ing day for 6 years.  f*** off, I'm cleverer and funnier than you so stop being a dickhead to me for no reason.  Prick.  Not you, KI.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:17:04 PM
:lol:

Or knock them out and add "naw wha a meen 'Arry? Heh heh heh"
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Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:17:05 PM
Hmm fair enough Froggy. :lol: It's f***ing awful, isn't it?  I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft c***s oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent.  Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here.

Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible.

:lol: Barely any of them are cockneys tbh. #brokenbritain
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:17:25 PM
:lol:

Are knock them out and add "naw wha a meen 'Arry? Heh heh heh"

:lol: ava bang on dat.  c***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:18:02 PM
'Say "Byker Grove"

Try nar, c***.

:lol: Man, it just winds me up so much.  Had this every f***ing day for 6 years.  f*** off, I'm cleverer and funnier than you so stop being a dickhead to me for no reason.  Prick.  Not you, KI.

:lol:

you sure?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:20:12 PM
Hmm fair enough Froggy. :lol: It's f***ing awful, isn't it?  I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft c***s oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent.  Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here.

Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible.

:lol: Barely any of them are cockneys tbh. #brokenbritain

Do it anyway, it'll add the mental breakdown facade that will ensure a wide berth.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:20:54 PM
Hmm fair enough Froggy. :lol: It's f***ing awful, isn't it?  I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft c***s oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent.  Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here.

Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible.

:lol: Barely any of them are cockneys tbh. #brokenbritain

Just say "mate, your patter is absolutely tremendous, you could be a stand-up comedian if I wasn't about to break your legs". It works.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:22:27 PM
Stop crying cyber tears and do something about it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:23:29 PM
Stop crying cyber tears and do something about it.

:lol: f*** off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:24:30 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:26:36 PM
emblinden them with paintball guns
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:28:22 PM
:lol: emblinden :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:28:34 PM
Could be worse you could be Dave and have people shouting A Can't Spake at you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:32:05 PM
Could be worse you could be Dave and have people shouting A Can't Spake at you.

:lol: I honestly think geordies get it worse than anyone else like. I met some old gadgie at a work do the other night, I'd hardly said anything and he was going "AREET NEIL PET" or something immediately. It's as if they think that we like it or something, it's absolutely baffling.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:33:50 PM
You need to perfect the 'here, you are a nothing piece of s*** on my shoe' look that I use.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:47:53 PM
Could be worse you could be Dave and have people shouting A Can't Spake at you.

When 'Yuurrrk-shuh fuuh'k' start taking the mick out your accent, you know something's wrong with the world.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 18 December 2014, 05:26:45 PM
The air of superiority someone walking to work with a takeaway coffee gives off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Thursday 18 December 2014, 05:34:07 PM
The air of superiority someone walking to work with a takeaway coffee gives off.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 05:50:44 PM
:lol: Irony being they're usually gullible idiots.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SimplyAnth on Thursday 18 December 2014, 06:08:54 PM
:lol: So true.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Thursday 18 December 2014, 07:44:41 PM
Good one
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 18 December 2014, 07:57:54 PM
The air of superiority someone walking to work with a takeaway coffee gives off.

 :lol:

 :lol: this is peak pet hates this
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 18 December 2014, 08:01:08 PM
The socially accepted thing of instantly asking people what they do, for a job, when you first meet or haven't seen them for a while.

"Oh, haven't seen you for ages...what do you do?". "Hi, nice to meet you...what do you do?"

I know it's the social norm but it's a s*** way of gauging someone. I never do it until later down the line. Like another time we meet.

I was at a do, the other day, and I was asked it 30 or 40 times. Each time I had to explain and each time I didn't return the question. I don't really care. I care more about who the person is and what makes them tick. Not their current job. If your job makes you tick...I don't want to know you :lol:

Unless you have some amazingly interesting career, of course.
Agree with this one, although I'm guilty of asking it when there's an uncomfortable silence around people and my intuition tells me that we've got nothing in common.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Flip on Thursday 18 December 2014, 08:20:41 PM
having canker so I can't talk or move my mouth without feeling pain. anyone with some method that might help me a little bit in terms of relief?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 December 2014, 08:21:50 PM
Weed.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Thursday 18 December 2014, 08:25:37 PM
I have me accent mocked nearly every day as well, I know exactly where you're coming from 'polic.

Those that watch Geordie Shore also ask me if I saw the latest episode, despite having worked there nearly a year and told them multiple times that I would rather scratch my eyes out with blunt, rusty razorblades.

Got another lad from the NE starting soon though, so with any luck we can tag-team and just go radge, calling them 'fuckin' DCs' and the like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 19 December 2014, 12:23:07 AM
having canker so I can't talk or move my mouth without feeling pain. anyone with some method that might help me a little bit in terms of relief?

Rinse with a mixture of Benadryl + liquid antacid. Works every time.

Barring that, working an antacid around in your mouth will probably help too.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 19 December 2014, 12:52:12 AM
I have me accent mocked nearly every day as well, I know exactly where you're coming from 'polic.

Those that watch Geordie Shore also ask me if I saw the latest episode, despite having worked there nearly a year and told them multiple times that I would rather scratch my eyes out with blunt, rusty razorblades.

Got another lad from the NE starting soon though, so with any luck we can tag-team and just go radge, calling them 'fuckin' DCs' and the like.

:lol: Honestly I'm quite jealous of that, I just left a place after 2 years of being widely ridiculed and apparently my replacement is a geordie lass. Don't think companies generally employ more than 2 at once, in case the geordie ever relaxes without the fear of some daft c*** blindsiding them and shouting AAAAWAAAYYYYY in their face while they're trying to work.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: midds on Friday 19 December 2014, 10:17:53 PM
Christmas songs.  :hmm:

Just fed up of them, they were s*** and the time and they're even shitter now, please stop playing them just because it's the middle of December. Each to their own and loads get bang into Christmas but the music associated with it is revolting.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 20 December 2014, 02:19:00 AM
"Did yi cam awver hee ta lurrn English moit? Yakyakyak"

shut up Australian gimp
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 20 December 2014, 05:16:24 AM
Not sure if it's just cos of the industry I work in, but I'm f***ing sick to death of that Uptown Funk song already. Feel like it's been played for about a year.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Saturday 20 December 2014, 05:32:53 AM
Moving house.  What an utter pain in the testicles.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Saturday 20 December 2014, 06:31:49 PM
Those adverts in local news stories for Sky shows, where they make you click to say that they're amazing to see the rest of the story. What an absolutely s*** idea.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Saturday 20 December 2014, 08:04:18 PM
Racist b******s.

Met a guy at about 4am on Friday on the way to the casino. He introduced himself with "look at my 3 grand watch" and asked us where his hotel was and told us the street. Wasn't quite sure if it was a joke or not so we started walking with him to show him the way. He said he worked for Red Bull and had been taking cocaine all night. He then took out 30 quid from his pocket and was like "I found this in some n***** taxi" and I was like "what was that mate?". He said "I found it in some n*****'s taxi, didn't want to leave it for some c***." I was f***ing livid, told him to f*** off back to his hotel and he was like "nah you two are coming back to mine for a party" and he kept saying it. Just walked away in the end.

Looking back I wish I hit the prick. I've emailed Red Bull saying he was from London, I think his name was David and he was in a hotel in the centre. Hopefully they'll at least make a few enquiries and he f***s off back to London.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fenham Mag on Saturday 20 December 2014, 08:16:19 PM
Sounds like he was about to rape you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: catmag on Saturday 20 December 2014, 09:00:41 PM
Christmas songs.  :hmm:

Just fed up of them, they were s*** and the time and they're even shitter now, please stop playing them just because it's the middle of December. Each to their own and loads get bang into Christmas but the music associated with it is revolting.

Oooops  :blush:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:00:26 AM
Paul McCartney,  his patter is awful. Love me some Beatles but f*** he is pure cringe to watch be interviewed.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:03:10 AM
Paul McCartney,  his patter is awful. Love me some Beatles but f*** he is pure cringe to watch be interviewed.

:lol: Daily Show?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:03:43 AM
Paul McCartney,  his patter is awful. Love me some Beatles but f*** he is pure cringe to watch be interviewed.

:lol: Daily Show?


Hahaha yeah just watching now.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:04:59 AM
Paul McCartney,  his patter is awful. Love me some Beatles but f*** he is pure cringe to watch be interviewed.

:lol: Daily Show?


Hahaha yeah just watching now.

:lol: I had to shut that s*** off. Couldn't take it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:10:16 AM
Chapman shot the wrong Beatle tbh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:12:24 AM
:lol: Jesus.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:16:45 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:31:39 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ronaldo on Sunday 21 December 2014, 12:52:03 AM
:lol:

I remember seeing him interviewed on the Vanilla Sky DVD extras. Don't think I've ever heard such pretentious tosh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Sunday 21 December 2014, 01:25:11 AM
Yeah but he's a fundamental part of The Beatles so f***ing lay off him everyone
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Sunday 21 December 2014, 01:36:18 AM
Yeah but he's a fundamental part of The Beatles so f***ing lay off him everyone
Given that 50% of the Beatles are dead  combined with the fact Ringo will feast on his soul it matters not. He's destroying his legacy everyday Ringos thirst is unquenched.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 21 December 2014, 02:50:33 AM
Jam bands. Relentless mother f***ing jam bands.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Sunday 21 December 2014, 03:05:55 AM
Jam bands. Relentless mother f***ing jam bands.

Are you in the treacle mining industry and this is a major hold-up or something? Surely there's a market for jam too. You've got to maximise those profits, man, kids love jam sandwiches. Move into the import/export space.

You're welcome, the usual competitive 5% fee applies for my advice.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Sunday 21 December 2014, 03:28:10 AM
I think by "jam bands" he means "being fat".
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Sunday 21 December 2014, 03:31:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cb3lruYkgM#t=750
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 21 December 2014, 01:04:22 PM
It took some serious f***ing restraint not to kill people back in '95 when I was in college and the rage was

http://youtu.be/ousaiByU1ko
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Sunday 21 December 2014, 02:29:00 PM
The attributing of meaning to numbers in sport. Clapping at a certain minute etc.

Was alright for a while, time to move on, Facebook style bollocks
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 December 2014, 02:32:40 PM
:lol: What is it with clapping and this board.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Sunday 21 December 2014, 02:35:17 PM
:lol: What is it with clapping and this board.

Howay man, that 33rd minute s**** today :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 December 2014, 02:35:54 PM
:lol: What is it with clapping and this board.

Howay man, that 33rd minute s**** today :anguish:

:lol: Wasn't that the Sunderland fans?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Sunday 21 December 2014, 02:41:03 PM
:lol: What is it with clapping and this board.

Howay man, that 33rd minute s**** today :anguish:

:lol: Wasn't that the Sunderland fans?

No idea, the point stands. 17th minute was surely enough? There can't be enough congratulating oneself with this Facebook generation, congratulating or wallowing in grief, either as long as you can attribute a number to it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Sunday 21 December 2014, 04:33:54 PM
I'm gonna clap through the 75th minute of the Arsenal game to sound my agreement with you mojo.
Title: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ste on Sunday 21 December 2014, 05:38:49 PM
The 17th minute clapping brought a tear to my eye tbh. I usually don't feel either way for that kind of thing but today was significant I thought (I know you guys aren't saying it wasn't).
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheHoob on Sunday 21 December 2014, 06:07:52 PM
What was the 33rd minute clapping for? It is getting too much though, just dilutes it when every single game seems to have a minutes applause for something or other.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 21 December 2014, 06:15:24 PM
For raising £33k. Cringe.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Sunday 21 December 2014, 07:12:24 PM
For raising £33k. Cringe.

:lol: Exactly. They did something that went beyond sports. Clap it up.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Sunday 21 December 2014, 07:16:11 PM
I'm sick to f***ing death of the clapping now like personally. Honestly sick of it. It's so routine and absolutely without any emotion. It's practically insulting at this point.

When every single game has armbands, or a silence, or applause on 3 separate occasions its getting to the point of ridicule.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ronaldo on Sunday 21 December 2014, 10:43:04 PM
Without sounding disrespectful, it kills the objectiveness of the SJP attendees.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Sunday 21 December 2014, 10:47:37 PM
Was that genuinely what the 33rd minute was for? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 21 December 2014, 10:48:02 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Sunday 21 December 2014, 11:20:53 PM
Has to stop tbh
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Wullie on Sunday 21 December 2014, 11:28:22 PM
People f***ing love to be seen commemorating the dead/sick at sporting events now like. They absolutely can't get enough of it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Sunday 21 December 2014, 11:30:31 PM
People f***ing love to be seen commemorating the dead/sick at sporting events now like. They absolutely can't get enough of it.

yeah it's very odd, its like a badge of honour now.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Monday 22 December 2014, 12:20:23 AM
People f***ing love to be seen commemorating the dead/sick at sporting events now like. They absolutely can't get enough of it.

yeah it's very odd, its like a badge of honour now.

Yeah this is what I was getting at like, clapping at a certain minute for every f***ing thing. Urgh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 22 December 2014, 02:29:59 AM
Jam bands, though. So much worse than clapping.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 22 December 2014, 02:47:43 AM
Weird conversations with people who don't really know anything about football but try to pretend they do.

Earlier on:

Me: "I genuinely hate that c*** like" about Pardew because that's about all I can say regarding football nowadays.

Some lad: "I want him out... And the Cockney Mafia. We're getting relegated, at least the tickets will be cheaper in the Championship."

I dunno why he didn't just say "aye, me an all mate."
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Sima on Monday 22 December 2014, 03:07:05 AM
Cockney Mafia :anguish:

I'd have pushed him to the ground and p*ssed on his face.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Monday 22 December 2014, 06:30:32 AM
Pardew has f***ing ruined my one conversational effort. Always used to be like "so, you a football man?" when meeting someone but I can't bear to discuss it now. Might start asking if they like fishing instead.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 22 December 2014, 08:52:17 AM
I sometimes try to get goaded into talking about him at work but just settle on 'I hate him more as a man than I do as a manager and I detest him as a manager, he's scum' and they usually back off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Monday 22 December 2014, 09:28:42 AM
Anyone asks me about NUFC now I just bring the conversation to an end as soon as possible. Pointless and depressing.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Monday 22 December 2014, 09:51:11 AM
Conversations about football with people who aren't very knowledgeable about it are awful. You can tell they've got no idea what they're talking about immediately
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Monday 22 December 2014, 09:55:24 AM
People f***ing love to be seen commemorating the dead/sick at sporting events now like. They absolutely can't get enough of it.

Hopefully we'll clapping on the 8th minute next home match to commemorate AP's last contract.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Monday 22 December 2014, 09:58:19 AM
Conversations about football with people who aren't very knowledgeable about it are awful. You can tell they've got no idea what they're talking about immediately

Was watching the Arsenal game with a mate who 'supports' them the other week and he kept on talking about what Wilshere was doing, this pass, that pass, that run.  Didn't have the heart to tell him Wilshere wasn't playing until about the 70th minute.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:24:27 AM
Wrapping stuff :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:26:17 AM
I can't even think about facing wrapping presents. :lol: I don't even have that many to do either.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 22 December 2014, 12:20:14 PM
Conversations about football with people who aren't very knowledgeable about it are awful. You can tell they've got no idea what they're talking about immediately

Nearly every single football conversation I have now I'm in the US is like this. In truth, the more annoying conversations are the ones with football snobs over here.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Monday 22 December 2014, 12:22:15 PM
Wrapping stuff :anguish:
I just use loads of sellotape. Don't have a clue how to properly wrap presents
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Monday 22 December 2014, 12:27:57 PM
edit: n/m
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Monday 22 December 2014, 12:32:31 PM
Wrapping stuff :anguish:
I just use loads of sellotape. Don't have a clue how to properly wrap presents

Same, then I feel shan as f*** because my Gran can't get into it with her arthritic fingers.

Actually, that leads me to another pet hate: people who are good at wrapping presents, with bows and ribbons and everything. Naff off, man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Monday 22 December 2014, 12:37:17 PM
Wrapping stuff :anguish:
I just use loads of sellotape. Don't have a clue how to properly wrap presents

Same, then I feel shan as f*** because my Gran can't get into it with her arthritic fingers.

Actually, that leads me to another pet hate: people who are good at wrapping presents, with bows and ribbons and everything. Naff off, man.

And suddenly I'm in Slade Prison in the 1970s :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Monday 22 December 2014, 05:57:08 PM
I'm a sick wrapper.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Monday 22 December 2014, 05:59:05 PM
Wrapping stuff :anguish:
I just use loads of sellotape. Don't have a clue how to properly wrap presents

Same, then I feel shan as f*** because my Gran can't get into it with her arthritic fingers.

Actually, that leads me to another pet hate: people who are good at wrapping presents, with bows and ribbons and everything. Naff off, man.

It all gets ripped off anyway, no point in too much effort
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Monday 22 December 2014, 06:08:18 PM
I refuse to wrap presents that they know they're getting. f*** going to all that effort.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Monday 22 December 2014, 06:09:56 PM
I bet Eminem has no problems with his wrapping
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Elliottman on Monday 22 December 2014, 06:28:56 PM
I bet Eminem has no problems with his wrapping

 :dog:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Monday 22 December 2014, 06:46:18 PM
I did that joke above.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Monday 22 December 2014, 06:47:57 PM
I did that joke above.

:lol: didn't even cop on to that. Shocking delivery Ian.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:31:14 PM
'Sweet chili' flavored anything. Because everything is 'sweet chili' flavored these days.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:32:00 PM
When the local news is just a rehash of the main news, with no new information whatsoever.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:32:52 PM
'Sweet chili' flavored anything. Because everything is 'sweet chili' flavored these days.

(http://i.imgur.com/cT7lQV9.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:33:31 PM
When the local news is just a rehash of the main news, with no new information whatsoever.

It's areet as long as its Keeley.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:34:24 PM
When the local news is just a rehash of the main news, with no new information whatsoever.

If you get the same Look North as we do this is a near daily occurance aside from the 10 min segment at the end I like to call 'not f***ing news'.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Foluwashola on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:48:23 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

He's a f***ing dour sourfaced Scottish c*** more interested in peddling calendars than reading the f***ing weather.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:52:52 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f8c3KJGn1qlehen.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:54:58 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

He's a f***ing dour sourfaced Scottish c*** more interested in peddling calendars than reading the f***ing weather.

Daughter was in my year at PCHS
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Monday 22 December 2014, 10:58:56 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

Looks like me dad - a comparison that proper irritates him (me dad).
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:00:00 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f8c3KJGn1qlehen.gif)

:lol: Wrong one.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Foluwashola on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:00:56 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

He's a f***ing dour sourfaced Scottish c*** more interested in peddling calendars than reading the f***ing weather.

Daughter was in my year at PCHS

Fit?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:01:36 PM
I'm going to plump for an overwhelming no.

f*** off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:10:11 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f8c3KJGn1qlehen.gif)

:lol: Wrong one.

:lol: so I gathered.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:11:10 PM
The worst on Look North like has to be this utter dullard.

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/28344bb7933cf74640519ad20eeed42a4203b5c6.jpg)

Remember during the Derek Bird shootings, he said something along the lines of, "People were screaming. One person was heard to shout, 'It's Birdy, it's Birdy. Birdy's got a gun." Would've been areet if it wasn't for the fact he said it in his dreary, dull, monotone voice.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:13:38 PM
He looks incomprehensibly dull.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:19:02 PM
 :lol: Just found him on twitter.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkowtr3IAAAl4EU.jpg)

Chris Stewart
‏@tvchrisstewart
Felt a hard lump in the sofa. Investigated, and discovered this : a human tooth. Sofa came from very posh shop.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:35:13 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f8c3KJGn1qlehen.gif)

:lol: Wrong one.

:lol: so I gathered.
But also valid.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Monday 22 December 2014, 11:36:09 PM
Have an irrational hatred of Paul Mooney. Painfully bald.

He's a f***ing dour sourfaced Scottish c*** more interested in peddling calendars than reading the f***ing weather.

Daughter was in my year at PCHS

Fit?

:lol: ffs

She's quite pretty and a canny lass.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheGuv on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:28:35 AM
:lol: Just found him on twitter.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkowtr3IAAAl4EU.jpg)

Chris Stewart
‏@tvchrisstewart
Felt a hard lump in the sofa. Investigated, and discovered this : a human tooth. Sofa came from very posh shop.

:spit:

Awfully boring. In fact he should get a crown for how boring he is














Hmm. How incisightful








:coat:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:44:48 AM
Halogen headlights. Being able to light an area brighter than Nagasaki on an August day is going to have some effect on the other people who happen to be on the road.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:53:07 AM
Aren't halogen bog standard headlights?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:56:05 AM
they have become the norm over the last 15 years. And it drives me nuts.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:56:27 AM
Do you mean xenons?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:57:38 AM
oh s***. yeah. many pardons.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:58:08 AM
:laugh:

Love mine. So white.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:59:02 AM
so you're one of those pricks. May many deer freeze in your destructive path
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:14:44 AM
:laugh:

Love mine. So white.

Love white power me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:17:15 AM
:laugh:

Love mine. So white.

Love white power me.
Always thought racism was crazy on the rise until someone told me those oval car stickers are for widespread panic not white power. or word perfect.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:24:09 AM
Would prontonise

Wicked penis

Wild prostrations

Withering prostate



There's just no way of knowing.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:26:35 AM
could mean white privilege
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:28:21 AM
could mean white privilege

Let's be honest, far more people will admit to a withering prostate than openly acknowledge the existence of white privilege.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:29:44 AM
I've never heard anyone admit to a withering prostate.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:32:58 AM
That's because you've always assumed their bumper stickers stood for white privilege.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:35:56 AM
I actually assumed nothing, because I normally don't give a s*** about bumper stickers. Too many assholes here with Obama 2008 still on their bumpers.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 08:54:21 AM
Women at work standing at the hot drinks machine, talking about work, there is a whole office  to stand in, private meeting rooms, conference rooms.  Why do you have to stand right at the drinks machine when I want a cupper ??
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 09:05:14 AM
"0mG ITs Chirstmnas eve EvE!"

f*** off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Sima on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 09:11:13 AM
:lol:

We're a right bunch of miserable c***s on here like.  I wouldn't have it any other way
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 09:16:57 AM
:lol:

We're a right bunch of miserable c***s on here like.  I wouldn't have it any other way

Very true  :lol:

That Christmas spirit.

Ive also got a my boss up today from Bristol, told him to leave it to the new year but said he wanted to come up.  Im now here until after 6pm on my last day.  :undecided:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 09:22:22 AM
"0mG ITs Chirstmnas eve EvE!"

f*** off.

2 more sleeps
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 09:31:40 AM
No one's got anything to do at work and they've gone into 'I'm dead whacky, me' mode. Christmas K.I does not like this.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 09:48:28 AM
No one's got anything to do at work and they've gone into 'I'm dead whacky, me' mode. Christmas K.I does not like this.

At less respectable establishments this started last week.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 10:34:21 AM
No one's got anything to do at work and they've gone into 'I'm dead whacky, me' mode. Christmas K.I does not like this.

I thought it would be a breeze of browsing the internet all day these last two days, its been pretty busy.  People wanting things done before the Christmas holidays.

Title: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 12:04:01 PM
Last Friday everyone watched Christmas movies and played Nintendo wii at my place. Now it's a ghost town.

So we're doing it again today.

Tomorrow I will walk around the office nude and alone.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 12:12:14 PM
 :megusta:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 12:13:04 PM
Pictures for proof!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 01:43:44 PM
"0mG ITs Chirstmnas eve EvE!"

f*** off.

2 more sleeps

"getty ups" is even worse

I hate people
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fenham Mag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:26:21 PM
Just cutting my nails with some nail scissors.

Perfectly groomed left hand but my god when I try to use them things with my left hand.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:28:29 PM
Use a nail file.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fenham Mag on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:29:32 PM
No, the sound of it makes me shriek.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:34:13 PM
Bite them
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:36:45 PM
I bite mine like and the're perfect, I don't know how. Everyone else I know who bites their nails has scraggly finger ends.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:37:22 PM
So you don't cut yourself during pokey bum wanks?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:38:07 PM
I cut my wrists during pokey bum wanks.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:38:26 PM
That's definitely the weirdest thing I've ever said like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 02:39:38 PM
:lol: Get a hold of yourself, man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 03:05:59 PM
I bite mine like and the're perfect, I don't know how. Everyone else I know who bites their nails has scraggly finger ends.

This.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 05:34:19 PM
"0mG ITs Chirstmnas eve EvE!"

f*** off.

2 more sleeps
(http://i.imgur.com/z6fBHgG.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 05:41:01 PM

I cut my wrists during pokey bum wanks.

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 07:05:46 PM
I cut my wrists during pokey bum wanks.
That's definitely the weirdest thing I've ever said like.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: midds on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 11:26:01 PM
Facebook c***s.

What colour is your mind?
What type of mom are you?
What sort of heart do you have?
What kind of bea....

f*** off man. Jesus f***ing christ, enough's enough for f***'s sake.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 11:42:50 PM
Facebook c***s.

What colour is your mind?
What type of mom are you?
What sort of heart do you have?
What kind of bea....

f*** off man. Jesus f***ing christ, enough's enough for f***'s sake.
Midds, your a heart attack waiting to happen man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 11:49:14 PM
Aye, but have you seen this Baby Leopard Play The Flute? What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 11:52:28 PM
31 Things You Never Knew About NPWs! #19 Will Shock You!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 23 December 2014, 11:53:51 PM
31 Things You Never Knew About NPWs! #19 Will Shock You!

Don't click on any such brazenly-dickheadedly-titled link out of spite. Great addition to the thread though :thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 12:26:12 AM
31 Things You Never Knew About NPWs! #19 Will Shock You!
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 08:33:53 AM
"0mG ITs Chirstmnas eve EvE!"

f*** off.

Jesus f***ing Christ. Terrible memories. I used to have to deal with that back in the Cypress Semiconductor days. The only thing more pox ridden was when people would say Happy Friday. At least Christmas Eve Eve comes only once a year.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 10:30:10 AM
I cut my wrists during pokey bum wanks.
That's definitely the weirdest thing I've ever said like.

:lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 11:18:46 AM
Bloody, cummy deoderant can lids.  Sound.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 12:22:55 PM
I cut my wrists during pokey bum wanks.

How many hands do you have? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fenham Mag on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 12:59:08 PM
When you go on a website and a video starts unprompted.

Nufc.co.uk and 101greatgoals.com are terrible for this.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Wullie on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 01:01:45 PM
When you go on a website and a video starts unprompted.

Nufc.co.uk and 101greatgoals.com are terrible for this.

Man City's main forum: http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=308786&start=100
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fenham Mag on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 01:07:01 PM
:scared: How can they put up with that?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Wednesday 24 December 2014, 01:21:23 PM
Do none of yous have an ad blocker like?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 26 December 2014, 01:55:38 PM
Playing on Sporcle with a keyboard where you have to absolutely hammer some of the keys to make them work.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Friday 26 December 2014, 02:46:51 PM
continuity errors in tv and film

i know i bleat on about it but i've just watched an alien chase a lass and it runs faster than her, the moment it catches her enough to kill her it decides that to take a bite it had better not keep running but stop dead and snap its jaws

the age old movie/tv "incident happens at school, 2 people involved don't say a single word about it until they drive home and get out of their car"

infuriating
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 26 December 2014, 06:39:14 PM
Audiences at stand up shows who laugh at every sentence regardless of whether it was a joke/punchline or not.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 26 December 2014, 07:31:35 PM
continuity errors in tv and film

i know i bleat on about it but i've just watched an alien chase a lass and it runs faster than her, the moment it catches her enough to kill her it decides that to take a bite it had better not keep running but stop dead and snap its jaws

the age old movie/tv "incident happens at school, 2 people involved don't say a single word about it until they drive home and get out of their car"

infuriating
People shooting and missing then getting an open shot and not shooting immediately is a big one for me. That and them being inexplicably s*** shots in the first place.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:14:58 PM
Films that take place in this real world, but don't even do cursory research into how physics actually works. I had a few friends who were science advisors on films, and it drove them mad how their advice would be ignored where any bit of writing that was not lazy would avoid the situation.

Good example is the movie IQ with Meg Ryan playing Einstein's niece. In one scene she freaks out that p^2/2m means absolutely nothing when she was showing some equations doesn't work. My buddy rightly pointed out to them that it was kinetic energy, and it doesn't make sense in the scene for a physicist to have a meltdown about it. they told him just to write a bunch of equations down and not interfere with their work. I know this is minor, and I know this is entertainment, but it is part of what I see as a much larger problem.

Not related to physics, but even worse was  that horrendous film U-571 that spend the whole f***ing film building up an American crew who captured the Enigma machine, then has a title card at the end saying that it was the HMS Bulldog that captured the Enigma. Some idiot behind me claimed, "We saved their asses again." American Exceptionalism = great except that didn't actually f***ing happen.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:25:25 PM
Films that take place in this real world, but don't even do cursory research into how physics actually works. I had a few friends who were science advisors on films, and it drove them mad how their advice would be ignored where any bit of writing that was not lazy would avoid the situation.

Good example is the movie IQ with Meg Ryan playing Einstein's niece. In one scene she freaks out that p^2/2m means absolutely nothing when she was showing some equations doesn't work. My buddy rightly pointed out to them that it was kinetic energy, and it doesn't make sense in the scene for a physicist to have a meltdown about it. they told him just to write a bunch of equations down and not interfere with their work. I know this is minor, and I know this is entertainment, but it is part of what I see as a much larger problem.

Not related to physics, but even worse was  that horrendous film U-571 that spend the whole f***ing film building up an American crew who captured the Enigma machine, then has a title card at the end saying that it was the HMS Bulldog that captured the Enigma. Some idiot behind me claimed, "We saved their asses again." American Exceptionalism = great except that didn't actually f***ing happen.

Hey now, Bon Jovi gave his life so that we could pen that revisionist history.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: YankeeToon on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:28:16 PM
Films that take place in this real world, but don't even do cursory research into how physics actually works. I had a few friends who were science advisors on films, and it drove them mad how their advice would be ignored where any bit of writing that was not lazy would avoid the situation.

Good example is the movie IQ with Meg Ryan playing Einstein's niece. In one scene she freaks out that p^2/2m means absolutely nothing when she was showing some equations doesn't work. My buddy rightly pointed out to them that it was kinetic energy, and it doesn't make sense in the scene for a physicist to have a meltdown about it. they told him just to write a bunch of equations down and not interfere with their work. I know this is minor, and I know this is entertainment, but it is part of what I see as a much larger problem.

Not related to physics, but even worse was  that horrendous film U-571 that spend the whole f***ing film building up an American crew who captured the Enigma machine, then has a title card at the end saying that it was the HMS Bulldog that captured the Enigma. Some idiot behind me claimed, "We saved their asses again." American Exceptionalism = great except that didn't actually f***ing happen.

Hey now, Bon Jovi gave his life so that we could pen that revisionist history.

Nah, he's got a point. I mean, I'm all for downplaying the importance of non-American nations in WWII, but don't rewrite history to credit us for things we didn't actually do. There's plenty of real subject material out there, just make movies about that and ignore the already minimal contributions of the other allied nations.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:31:41 PM
Sure the Russians see their contribution as minimal.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:42:35 PM
Sure the Russians see their contribution as minimal.

Objectively speaking, one non-Russian life is approximately 120,000 Russian lives give or take a few hundred, so yeah I would say that their contribution was minimal.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:43:24 PM
Films that take place in this real world, but don't even do cursory research into how physics actually works. I had a few friends who were science advisors on films, and it drove them mad how their advice would be ignored where any bit of writing that was not lazy would avoid the situation.

Good example is the movie IQ with Meg Ryan playing Einstein's niece. In one scene she freaks out that p^2/2m means absolutely nothing when she was showing some equations doesn't work. My buddy rightly pointed out to them that it was kinetic energy, and it doesn't make sense in the scene for a physicist to have a meltdown about it. they told him just to write a bunch of equations down and not interfere with their work. I know this is minor, and I know this is entertainment, but it is part of what I see as a much larger problem.

Not related to physics, but even worse was  that horrendous film U-571 that spend the whole f***ing film building up an American crew who captured the Enigma machine, then has a title card at the end saying that it was the HMS Bulldog that captured the Enigma. Some idiot behind me claimed, "We saved their asses again." American Exceptionalism = great except that didn't actually f***ing happen.

Hey now, Bon Jovi gave his life so that we could pen that revisionist history.

I would have been much more for it if he actually did give his life for that film.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:57:21 PM
Films that take place in this real world, but don't even do cursory research into how physics actually works. I had a few friends who were science advisors on films, and it drove them mad how their advice would be ignored where any bit of writing that was not lazy would avoid the situation.

Good example is the movie IQ with Meg Ryan playing Einstein's niece. In one scene she freaks out that p^2/2m means absolutely nothing when she was showing some equations doesn't work. My buddy rightly pointed out to them that it was kinetic energy, and it doesn't make sense in the scene for a physicist to have a meltdown about it. they told him just to write a bunch of equations down and not interfere with their work. I know this is minor, and I know this is entertainment, but it is part of what I see as a much larger problem.

Not related to physics, but even worse was  that horrendous film U-571 that spend the whole f***ing film building up an American crew who captured the Enigma machine, then has a title card at the end saying that it was the HMS Bulldog that captured the Enigma. Some idiot behind me claimed, "We saved their asses again." American Exceptionalism = great except that didn't actually f***ing happen.

Hey now, Bon Jovi gave his life so that we could pen that revisionist history.

I would have been much more for it if he actually did give his life for that film.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 December 2014, 08:57:56 PM
Films that take place in this real world, but don't even do cursory research into how physics actually works. I had a few friends who were science advisors on films, and it drove them mad how their advice would be ignored where any bit of writing that was not lazy would avoid the situation.

Good example is the movie IQ with Meg Ryan playing Einstein's niece. In one scene she freaks out that p^2/2m means absolutely nothing when she was showing some equations doesn't work. My buddy rightly pointed out to them that it was kinetic energy, and it doesn't make sense in the scene for a physicist to have a meltdown about it. they told him just to write a bunch of equations down and not interfere with their work. I know this is minor, and I know this is entertainment, but it is part of what I see as a much larger problem.

Not related to physics, but even worse was  that horrendous film U-571 that spend the whole f***ing film building up an American crew who captured the Enigma machine, then has a title card at the end saying that it was the HMS Bulldog that captured the Enigma. Some idiot behind me claimed, "We saved their asses again." American Exceptionalism = great except that didn't actually f***ing happen.

Hey now, Bon Jovi gave his life so that we could pen that revisionist history.

Nah, he's got a point. I mean, I'm all for downplaying the importance of non-American nations in WWII, but don't rewrite history to credit us for things we didn't actually do. There's plenty of real subject material out there, just make movies about that and ignore the already minimal contributions of the other allied nations.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/259/943/694.png)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 26 December 2014, 10:56:13 PM
Don't get started on U-571 man. I refuse to ever watch that horseshite.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Friday 26 December 2014, 11:39:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qnl2gju.jpg)

Comparing lasses to Rick Waller and expecting to get somewhere.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Friday 26 December 2014, 11:42:02 PM
you don't need those tits in your life.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Friday 26 December 2014, 11:43:42 PM
Word.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Friday 26 December 2014, 11:44:40 PM
She's warm as toast though.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Friday 26 December 2014, 11:45:18 PM
Bantered her off with pure shithousery there. Top ladding.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 December 2014, 11:45:47 PM
Bantered her off with pure shithousery there. Top ladding.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Saturday 27 December 2014, 12:04:29 AM
She's still replying so I think I'm in there.

#lad
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 27 December 2014, 12:19:29 AM
#boxingdaypoonslay
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 27 December 2014, 12:57:38 AM
She's either got no sense of humour or you're good looking, coz surely that's weak as owt, that. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 27 December 2014, 01:09:18 AM
She's either got no sense of humour or you're good looking, coz surely that's weak as owt, that. :lol:

I just assume he preys on women with shattered confidence.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Colo's Short and Curlies on Saturday 27 December 2014, 10:44:24 AM
Audiences at stand up shows who laugh at every sentence regardless of whether it was a joke/punchline or not.

100%. went to see Rhod Gilbert in Cardiff, never again will I go to a 'home town' gig. Completely ruined part of the set - laughing at 'I got on a bus' but then not at the punchline.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pixelphish on Saturday 27 December 2014, 11:42:27 AM
She's either got no sense of humour or you're good looking, coz surely that's weak as owt, that. :lol:

I just assume he preys on women with shattered confidence.

With a chest like that? What gave you that idea.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheGuv on Saturday 27 December 2014, 12:22:56 PM
If I'm watching an old movie and someone says the graphics etc are s***.

f*** off man, they're going to be s*** its from the 1960s ffs - but the actors are actually doing this thing called acting instead of relying on your shitty CGI   explosions that apparently make a film better.

f*** off
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Saturday 27 December 2014, 04:13:15 PM
Any program that has to be closed in the task bar, mainly Skype.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Saturday 27 December 2014, 04:15:23 PM
What have Microsoft done to skype? It's an absolute abortion these days.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Saturday 27 December 2014, 05:11:26 PM
Trains over Christmas. 

"we're sorry, but this train has been delayed due to an unexpected volume of passengers".

No s***?   You thought this Christmas would be different to every previous one?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Saturday 27 December 2014, 05:51:28 PM
Any program that has to be closed in the task bar, mainly Skype.
:thup: spotify fits in this "almost malware behavior" dark pattern. close does not mean minimize to the tray you assholes.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Saturday 27 December 2014, 05:53:16 PM
Aye, steam anarl. Obnoxious as f***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Saturday 27 December 2014, 06:01:28 PM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 27 December 2014, 06:36:15 PM
Should have just laughed in her face.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Saturday 27 December 2014, 07:01:40 PM
When every f***er in your house is off out and going through the process of getting ready, drinking, having folk round, playing music etc while im sat in my room. Wish i hadnt palmed off going out yesterday now. :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 27 December 2014, 11:42:24 PM
Should have just laughed in her face.

Dave:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vPRY-rwCAxg/T7Dm1fxMgKI/AAAAAAAABKc/KVY5jQMuOy8/s200/stone-cold-laughing.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 27 December 2014, 11:51:44 PM
Not finding the remote.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 27 December 2014, 11:55:26 PM
Can't stand being asked if I "need help with anything" when shopping. If I need help, I'll ask you.
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Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:38:04 AM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.

Top of my list, that example might have pushed me to violence tbh.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:39:26 AM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.
I hate even knowing that this happened. Well done though.
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Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:46:16 AM
It's incredible how incredulous people are when they get called up on stuff like that.  You'd think they'd walk away with their tail between their legs when sussed out.

I was at that MSA club the other night, had been at the bar about 10 minutes when a lass swanned in and after a minute or 2 said she'd been there for ages and was getting served ASAP.  My response was the usual "NAR", she got some sap of a lad over to fight her battle so I told them there wasn't a hope in hell I was waiting longer just because they wanted me to, she carried on being a dick so I telt her to do one, the bloke said it was all a misunderstanding and I told him it wasn't a misunderstanding at all, she was just being a t***.

It's just so unnecessary man, there's not much that gets me down quicker than people thinking they are more important than other people for no good reason.

And aye before you ask she was quite fit but certainly not fit enough to warrant being such a t***.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:48:58 AM
I'm so proud of you.
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Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:49:45 AM
:lol: I do stuff like that all the time, I don't back away from trivial disputes in bars, pubs and clubs.  And shops for that matter.  And public transport.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:52:17 AM
Can I tell you about that lad who spilled my pint again?

Nah, most recent one was this bloke trying to get ahead of me when the bus was coming. Just wedged myself in front of him. Not having it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:57:23 AM
:lol:  There are no such things as bus queues in London, so I have to put up with that one through gritted teeth.  Still pushing people about on the tube though. :lol:
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Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 28 December 2014, 01:11:16 AM
You'd love Japan. You'd be the pet hate of everyone else for being impolite.
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Post by: loki679 on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:19:51 AM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.

You'd love it here, that's standard behaviour :lol:
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Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:17:07 AM
Can't stand being asked if I "need help with anything" when shopping. If I need help, I'll ask you.

This! Made a huge mistake by going in to Currys yesterday. Extremely pushy sales staff.
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Post by: Jill on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:28:54 AM
Can't stand being asked if I "need help with anything" when shopping. If I need help, I'll ask you.

This! Made a huge mistake by going in to Currys yesterday. Extremely pushy sales staff.

:lol: Last time I was in Currys someone asked if I wanted any help, I said "no thanks, I'm just looking" and rather than sodding off he said "...what are you looking for?" p*ss off man!
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Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:32:37 AM
Can't stand being asked if I "need help with anything" when shopping. If I need help, I'll ask you.

This! Made a huge mistake by going in to Currys yesterday. Extremely pushy sales staff.

:lol: Last time I was in Currys someone asked if I wanted any help, I said "no thanks, I'm just looking" and rather than sodding off he said "...what are you looking for?" p*ss off man!

I reckon I was in there all of 10 minutes and got asked if I was areet about seven or eight times. Got to the point that you couldn't stand still for more than a few seconds before someone was in your face.
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Post by: Ste on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:32:37 AM
Blank them.
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Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:35:19 AM
Used to get told off by my boss about not doing it frequently enough. There are times when you clearly tell people need help, if not they'll come to you. Retail sucks.
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Post by: JH on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:37:33 AM
And yet, when you actually need help you cant f***ing find anyone.

Speaking of sale staff, when they judge and look down their nose at you.

When I was 19, I went to a Suzuki garage to look at cars. Literally nobody came to speak to us so when we knew what we wanted, we went to ask someone and he was like "Yeah that's a nice car but I doubt you will get finance for it at your age so it's probably not even worth trying."

He was so rude and unhelpful, we just left, went to the Vauxhall garage down the road and I got a car there instead without any finance hassle. I just refuse to go into the place anymore.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:39:35 AM
You should have crashed into their forecourt and done the big mistake speech from Pretty Woman.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Sunday 28 December 2014, 10:47:37 AM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.

You'd love it here, that's standard behaviour :lol:

Do you drive in China lol loki? I'm at the end of my tether over here tbh, getting close to violence nowadays.
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Post by: Doctor Zaius on Sunday 28 December 2014, 11:54:55 AM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.

You'd love it here, that's standard behaviour :lol:

Its the standard behaviour of foreigners tbh
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Post by: Disco on Sunday 28 December 2014, 11:57:00 AM
Coming over here pushing in our queues.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 28 December 2014, 12:26:43 PM
Coming over here pushing in our queues.

The great unraveling of British society. First they clapped in our theaters. Then they pushed in our queues. Finally, they microwaved our tea.
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Post by: Inferior Acuña on Sunday 28 December 2014, 03:52:18 PM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.
I hate even knowing that this happened. Well done though.

China's a nightmare for queuing. After 6 month there I was ready to crack when a woman blatantly cut in front of me at a ticket window. I just put my hand on her shoulder and  shoved her out of the way without saying anything and bought my ticket, it was one of the best moments of my life.
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Post by: loki679 on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:02:09 PM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.
I hate even knowing that this happened. Well done though.

China's a nightmare for queuing. After 6 month there I was ready to crack when a woman blatantly cut in front of me at a ticket window. I just put my hand on her shoulder and  shoved her out of the way without saying anything and bought my ticket, it was one of the best moments of my life.

There's no queuing, just a load of people trying to get in front of each other, some are just more blatant than others.

And mojo, I drive an electric bike here but my wife is pushing for a car.  They're just mental on the roads.  For me it's actually a by product of the Chinese 'me me me' attitude, same as the queuing.  Nobody will let anyone else out or wait for someone to finish reversing or anything so the whole road system gets f***ed.
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Post by: Inferior Acuña on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:07:34 PM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.
I hate even knowing that this happened. Well done though.

China's a nightmare for queuing. After 6 month there I was ready to crack when a woman blatantly cut in front of me at a ticket window. I just put my hand on her shoulder and  shoved her out of the way without saying anything and bought my ticket, it was one of the best moments of my life.

There's no queuing, just a load of people trying to get in front of each other, some are just more blatant than others.

And mojo, I drive an electric bike here but my wife is pushing for a car.  They're just mental on the roads.  For me it's actually a by product of the Chinese 'me me me' attitude, same as the queuing.  Nobody will let anyone else out or wait for someone to finish reversing or anything so the whole road system gets f***ed.

The shove came in Beijing at Summer Palace where there was an attempt to organise queuing, I just don't get it, I tried to think its a cultural difference, but it just don't see how in any culture you can think its fair that you should get the ticket or the bus that someone else has been waiting longer for. f***ing drove me mad.

I don't drive but I found being in cars there pretty terrifying. Clocked 5 minor taxi crashes while there, I was always clinging on when in a cab on a motorway, no seatbelt, driver on the phone weaving in and out.

The crashes I was in could all have been spotted a mile off too and came from neither driver wanting to back down when joining the same lane.
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Post by: loki679 on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:16:59 PM
Unbelievably ignorant folk. Was in a queue for lunch today that was about 20 people long; we were about halfway. After five minutes of waiting this lass came and cut in before us, looking at sandwiches, then her mum came, grabbed a sandwich and just started queuing there. I asked what she was doing and she said she was taking her daughter's place in the queue. I told her the daughter was never in the queue and to get to the back and she had the brass neck to have a go at me! :lol: Stupid bitch then went on to loudly tell her daughter they had to go to the back of the 'massive queue' because we were moaning. After a little while longer they left altogether. Couldn't f***ing believe it.
I hate even knowing that this happened. Well done though.

China's a nightmare for queuing. After 6 month there I was ready to crack when a woman blatantly cut in front of me at a ticket window. I just put my hand on her shoulder and  shoved her out of the way without saying anything and bought my ticket, it was one of the best moments of my life.

There's no queuing, just a load of people trying to get in front of each other, some are just more blatant than others.

And mojo, I drive an electric bike here but my wife is pushing for a car.  They're just mental on the roads.  For me it's actually a by product of the Chinese 'me me me' attitude, same as the queuing.  Nobody will let anyone else out or wait for someone to finish reversing or anything so the whole road system gets f***ed.

The shove came in Beijing at Summer Palace where there was an attempt to organise queuing, I just don't get it, I tried to think its a cultural difference, but it just don't see how in any culture you can think its fair that you should get the ticket or the bus that someone else has been waiting longer for. f***ing drove me mad.

I don't drive but I found being in cars there pretty terrifying. Clocked 5 minor taxi crashes while there, I was always clinging on when in a cab on a motorway, no seatbelt, driver on the phone weaving in and out.

The crashes I was in could all have been spotted a mile off too and came from neither driver wanting to back down when joining the same lane.

Yeah man, they just pull out or change lanes and expect every f***er else to get out of the way.  I gave up when I saw a guy literally push a pregnant woman out of the way and take her taxi.
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Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:22:39 PM
God Almighty, China sounds f***ing horrible. :lol:
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Post by: Open_C on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:25:22 PM
What I most remember of Beijing's traffic system are gigantic intersections just barely controlled by traffic lights which didn't seem to have any road markings on whatsoever, with about 15 roads going in/out of all of them; I remember thinking, "I bet a lot of people get killed on these".  I might have just made these intersections up but they're what I remember :lol:
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Post by: Open_C on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:27:47 PM
What I most remember of Beijing's traffic system are gigantic intersections just barely controlled by traffic lights which didn't seem to have any road markings on whatsoever, with about 15 roads going in/out of all of them; I remember thinking, "I bet a lot of people get killed on these".  I might have just made these intersections up but they're what I remember :lol:

This sort of thing, but I remember bigger ones :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQxaVRf4u4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQxaVRf4u4)

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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:35:57 PM
God Almighty, China sounds f***ing horrible. :lol:

There's not really anything that remotely interests me about living in China.
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Post by: Inferior Acuña on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:38:52 PM
It's a great place to live, probably my favourite year. Drinking tea in parks, eating dirt cheap and amazing street food late at night. People lovely really just s*** in crowds.
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Post by: Open_C on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:40:00 PM

Yeah, I loved it there although I was only bumming around the place.  Would love to go back some day.
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Post by: loki679 on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:45:02 PM
God Almighty, China sounds f***ing horrible. :lol:

There's not really anything that remotely interests me about living in China.

It's actually a great place to live.  I teach 2.5 hours a day and that salary gets me and my family a 150 sq m 3 bedroom apartment in a gated community with river views.  I get to come home every day for my 3 hour lunch break and see my son and wife and usually have a nap.

I'd never be able to live like this in England.
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Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 28 December 2014, 04:45:40 PM
I work at the business school and I experience the cultural differences on a day to day basis. Some of the things they do are mad like, it's very 'me, me, me, now, now, now'
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 28 December 2014, 06:14:59 PM
What I most remember of Beijing's traffic system are gigantic intersections just barely controlled by traffic lights which didn't seem to have any road markings on whatsoever, with about 15 roads going in/out of all of them; I remember thinking, "I bet a lot of people get killed on these".  I might have just made these intersections up but they're what I remember :lol:

This sort of thing, but I remember bigger ones :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQxaVRf4u4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQxaVRf4u4)



:lol: That s*** is 100 percent no. f*** that.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 28 December 2014, 06:21:29 PM
I'm getting angry just thinking about how rage-inducing that'd be.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 28 December 2014, 06:26:22 PM
I'm getting angry just thinking about how rage-inducing that'd be.

:lol: Just driving along and there's eight cars in the lane and a shitload of bikes going past. I'd be like John Goodman hitting the car with the crowbar.
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Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 06:36:10 PM
:lol: Idiots.
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Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 06:43:34 PM
God Almighty, China sounds f***ing horrible. :lol:

There's not really anything that remotely interests me about living in China.

It's actually a great place to live.  I teach 2.5 hours a day and that salary gets me and my family a 150 sq m 3 bedroom apartment in a gated community with river views.  I get to come home every day for my 3 hour lunch break and see my son and wife and usually have a nap.

I'd never be able to live like this in England.

That does sound good like.  I'd have to stay in the house in 100% of my spare time though, or there'd be trouble.
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Post by: QuakesMag on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:08:06 PM
God Almighty, China sounds f***ing horrible. :lol:

There's not really anything that remotely interests me about living in China.

It's actually a fantastic place once you just accept the s***. Well worth it imo.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:14:50 PM
God Almighty, China sounds f***ing horrible. :lol:

There's not really anything that remotely interests me about living in China.

It's actually a fantastic place once you just accept the s***. Well worth it imo.

I dunno, there are plenty of other places with loads of s*** I'd rather live.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:25:05 PM
Felt the same until I went there.

Of course I lived in Benghazi and loved it, so I may not be the best judge on these matters.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:36:41 PM
Food comas.
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Post by: joeyt on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:39:51 PM
When people send you a snapchat and put the same snapchat on their story
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Post by: Troll on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:51:36 PM
Everyone in the supermarket who isn't me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:59:06 PM
Everyone in the supermarket who isn't me.

I swear that there are just f***ing spawning areas. The people around the corner literally didn't exist until you turn it.
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Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:59:16 PM
Hope.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 28 December 2014, 07:59:42 PM
Hope.

:lol:
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Post by: BillClinton on Monday 29 December 2014, 12:20:45 AM
Trying to get important stuff done on the phone

Signed up for free health insurance and the f***ing idiots misspell my name. Got sent all the paperwork with my last name spelled 'Throne'. I called back to fix it they allegedly changed it, a few weeks later I got papers with it spelled 'Thorna'.. Called again to change it and got new papers today with it spelled 'Throne' again. Every single time they repeated the letters back to me to double check, yet still they f***ed it up. How can this be that hard...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 29 December 2014, 12:23:54 AM
I always knew it was you, Charlize.
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Post by: BillClinton on Monday 29 December 2014, 12:34:33 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: newsted on Monday 29 December 2014, 08:46:40 PM
Not a hate, but a dislike, is having to shave for work. Man, I've been on a 7 day bender for Christmas and the bairns love my Santa beard, number 4's been tugging the f***er all day and now reality has to set in? Tough stuff.

This year it's been "Granda's really funny, he smells like apples!" Next year it'll be "That old c***'s an alky, f***ing cider-t***." Mark my words, kids grow up so quick. Number 2 is a tricky left winger, like, I'm keeping in with him. He made the other team cry last week, the coach asked him to NOT score again after the 10th, so he turned back and passed it to the ref. FFS. He's a good boy, my heart swells.

Merry f***ing Christmas, some more of my Santa beard is about to die :lol:.
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Post by: newsted on Monday 29 December 2014, 09:49:50 PM
OK, clean-shaven now. You guys can move on with your lives. :)

Oh, new page beardless w*****. Great. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Tuesday 30 December 2014, 04:16:59 AM
Not a hate, but a dislike, is having to shave for work. Man, I've been on a 7 day bender for Christmas and the bairns love my Santa beard, number 4's been tugging the f***er all day and now reality has to set in? Tough stuff.

This year it's been "Granda's really funny, he smells like apples!" Next year it'll be "That old c***'s an alky, f***ing cider-t***." Mark my words, kids grow up so quick. Number 2 is a tricky left winger, like, I'm keeping in with him. He made the other team cry last week, the coach asked him to NOT score again after the 10th, so he turned back and passed it to the ref. FFS. He's a good boy, my heart swells.

Merry f***ing Christmas, some more of my Santa beard is about to die :lol:.

Aye I have to be clean shaven every shift, it's a right pain in the arse. And at the risk of sounding like a big girl it doesn't do my skin any favours. I'm off over Christmas so I've taken the opportunity to beard up.
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Post by: neesy111 on Tuesday 30 December 2014, 01:21:50 PM
Clutter/hoarding.  Never see nice houses with loads of stuff, always minimalist so why do people bother with keeping s*** etc.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Tuesday 30 December 2014, 01:27:54 PM
I don't know, we can't help it. :(
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Post by: M4 on Tuesday 30 December 2014, 01:29:06 PM
Yeah, we might need that thing there. You never know.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 30 December 2014, 01:56:27 PM
When people comment on articles as if they're talking to the subject.

'Alan, I was devastated when you arrived'

He can't hear you, you muppet.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:14:58 PM
New Year Pet Hate

Sometime between 5pm-11pm, December 31:

"Hey everybody! Happy New Year and all the best - just getting this in early before the networks jam up at midnight!"

Except, they don't, because I always receive similar "send to all contacts" text messages at pretty much bang on midnight every year.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:17:35 PM
Look at me I get texts that aren't from o2. Pathetic
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:23:31 PM
The way my girlfriend say 'Five Guys' instead of 'Five Guys'.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:39:57 PM
The way my girlfriend say 'Five Guys' instead of 'Five Guys'.
Been to five guys in Leeds then?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:41:00 PM
She's been in five guys in Leeds, amirite?
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Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:41:27 PM
Not yet. Will definitely be doing soon though, considering it's down the road.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:46:36 PM
Not yet. Will definitely be doing soon though, considering it's down the road.
It's worth it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 06:49:54 PM
Not yet. Will definitely be doing soon though, considering it's down the road.


Why the f*** have they put it out there?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 07:43:33 PM
When people comment on articles as if they're talking to the subject.

'Alan, I was devastated when you arrived'

He can't hear you, you muppet.
You must hate some of my posts then :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 08:16:34 PM
Kid Icarus, I really liked your latest pet hate!

Aye, doesn't work.  Posting it anyway. :smugdog:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 08:18:22 PM
Iggy Azalea.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 08:34:31 PM
Iggy Azalea.

She's monumentally bad.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 31 December 2014, 09:04:41 PM
Iggy Azalea.

She's monumentally bad.

For some reason this year's AMAs are on TV right now. She's winning the Hip-Hop categories and I just want to break something. She can't even rap properly FFS, more constructed artist than f***ing One Direction.

http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2014/12/31/about-that-time-iggy-azalea-tried-to-freestyle-and-failed/
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Thursday 1 January 2015, 11:41:55 PM
She's been in five guys in Leeds, amirite?

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 1 January 2015, 11:45:13 PM
Not yet. Will definitely be doing soon though, considering it's down the road.


Why the f*** have they put it out there?
It is a strange placement, like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 1 January 2015, 11:45:43 PM
She's been in five guys in Leeds, amirite?
:lol: Oi
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 2 January 2015, 01:05:39 AM
Fancy the f*** out of Iggy Azalea tbh. Total babe.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Friday 2 January 2015, 01:35:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MWZxKVd.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Friday 2 January 2015, 02:11:05 AM
She's no Kreayshawn that's for sure.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Friday 2 January 2015, 07:35:51 PM
When you send someone a really long text explaining a situation, and all they reply with is a thumps up.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Friday 2 January 2015, 07:36:37 PM
:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 2 January 2015, 08:01:18 PM
When you send someone a really long text explaining a situation, and all they reply with is a thumps up.

I've got several group Facebook messages with various people and one of them only ever replies with a thumbs up. It's infuriating to keep getting notifications and it's just that bloody thumb again. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 2 January 2015, 08:01:33 PM
When people comment on articles as if they're talking to the subject.

'Alan, I was devastated when you arrived'

He can't hear you, you muppet.

Aren't you doing that exact same thing in that last line? :undecided:

:lol:

Yeah, that was the idea like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 2 January 2015, 09:22:44 PM
Jimmy Carr's laugh.  Horrific.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Smal on Friday 2 January 2015, 09:35:48 PM
hwur hwur hwur
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Friday 2 January 2015, 11:16:12 PM
When you send someone a really long text explaining a situation, and all they reply with is a thumps up.

I've got several group Facebook messages with various people and one of them only ever replies with a thumbs up. It's infuriating to keep getting notifications and it's just that bloody thumb again. :lol:
It's so annoying like, :lol: Spend 10 minutes writing out a message, proof read it several times, and all I get is a ":thup:" Made all the more infuriating by the fact the actually asked me about the situation in hand :lol:

:thup:
Douche :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: geordiesteve710 on Saturday 3 January 2015, 08:47:57 AM
When you send someone a really long text explaining a situation, and all they reply with is a thumps up.

I've got several group Facebook messages with various people and one of them only ever replies with a thumbs up. It's infuriating to keep getting notifications and it's just that bloody thumb again. :lol:

Tell them "if you do that one more time I'll snap your f***ing thumb off you ignorant f***ing screwdriver."

A foolproof plan.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheGuv on Saturday 3 January 2015, 11:23:42 AM
Selfie sticks
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 3 January 2015, 11:26:23 AM
Selfie sticks

:clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 11:38:18 AM
Why? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 12:31:57 PM
Selfie sticks

Why? :lol:

Case closed. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: maybe_next_year on Saturday 3 January 2015, 12:40:28 PM
Wands of narcissism is the best description of them I've seen
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:01:52 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/22/1408706198029_wps_13_21_AUG_2014_FORMENTERA_SP.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:05:43 PM
How long before they're banned from places due to being used as a weapon?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:14:26 PM
How long before they're banned from places due to being used as a weapon?

Already banned in South Korea.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:27:15 PM
I saw a lass in Edinburgh in the summer using one, posing, on her own.

The idiots are winning.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:36:07 PM
Baffled. How is it any different to any personal photograph ever?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:50:56 PM
Selfie stick > giving some slack jawed peasant your camera
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Colo's Short and Curlies on Saturday 3 January 2015, 01:57:13 PM
Speeding fines. Although more annoyed at myself than I am the fine
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:18:46 PM
Selfie stick > giving some slack jawed peasant your camera

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:19:15 PM
Selfie stick > giving some slack jawed peasant your camera

Exactly. When did it become unpopular to photograph yourself in front of stuff?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:21:47 PM
Selfie stick > giving some slack jawed peasant your camera

Exactly. When did it become unpopular to photograph yourself in front of stuff?

What? :lol:

Since the dawning of the age of aquarius. There's taking a photo of yourself and there's using a big stick that's specifically used to take a photo...of yourself.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:26:45 PM
I'm still lost, like. You're in front of a landmark and you want to document the fact that you were there. How is using a selfie-stick different from getting someone to take your picture?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:27:58 PM
It's a bit vain like, and they look a bit daft.  Love mine to bits though.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:47:30 PM
I'm still lost, like. You're in front of a landmark and you want to document the fact that you were there. How is using a selfie-stick different from getting someone to take your picture?

I wouldn't do either personally unless I was with someone I knew. It's just vain and looks stupid imo, I can't believe that society has accepted them as anything other than embarrassing. A stick to take photos of yourself.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:53:27 PM
I think the main point of contention comes from the fact you're carrying a 'selfie stick' around with you. Nothing at all inherintly wrong with it in theory, but it's just another thing that seems to have become accepted for absolutely no reason at all.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:53:44 PM
If you accept that they effectively negate the need for engaging other people whatsoever, it's actually a little depressing. Like someone invented the selfie stick specifically so you wouldn't have to go through the painstaking endeavor of asking another human being to take your picture for you.


I know they serve a purpose other than that, it just seems daft.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:55:48 PM
I mean you're packing your man bag and you make a concious choice to include a 'selfie stick'. That surely cannot sit right with you?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 02:56:39 PM
I would never carry one personally, cos who the f*** can be bothered to carry that s*** around everywhere, but I have no particular issue with them. It's slightly taking-photos-with-an-ipad-esque though. Nothing expressly wrong with it, it's just kind of oddly creepy.

Though the benefit of not having to talk to another cloth eared American cannot be understated.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:16:03 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/22/1408706198029_wps_13_21_AUG_2014_FORMENTERA_SP.jpg)

:lol:

"Is that a selfie-stick, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Do most phones not have front-facing cameras anyway?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:18:28 PM
Aye but most people don't have 4ft long arms.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:19:45 PM
Aye but most people don't have 4ft long arms.

My arms are sufficiently long enough for the taking of selfies.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:29:34 PM
You know they extend, right? Mine retracts to something only a few inches long.

Don't get this at all, like. :lol: People have been photographing themselves since photography was invented. This is purely an accessory that makes it easier to do so. It also gives you the chance to photograph things that are out of reach. For instance I stuck mine over the edge of a cliff the other day.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:36:30 PM
You are in Aus though.

It's a canny handy tool I reckon, but I don't think it's necisary for every c*** with a smart phone to have them, which they seemingly now have after Christmas.

Edit: the name an all, Selfie Stick. It's horid.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:39:07 PM
You know they extend, right? Mine retracts to something only a few inches long.

Don't get this at all, like. :lol: People have been photographing themselves since photography was invented. This is purely an accessory that makes it easier to do so. It also gives you the chance to photograph things that are out of reach. For instance I stuck mine over the edge of a cliff the other day.

Aye I'll bet it does mate! Oi oi!

#ladsontour
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:55:38 PM
I think there's also a wider point to be made that it's yet another thing that people are being encouraged to do on their own and is being accepted. Society genuinely is becoming more and more of an online thing, I know that's not news to anyone, but it's just another step in that direction and I think it's really sad.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Toondave on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:56:27 PM
You know they extend, right? Mine retracts to something only a few inches long.

Don't get this at all, like. :lol: People have been photographing themselves since photography was invented. This is purely an accessory that makes it easier to do so. It also gives you the chance to photograph things that are out of reach. For instance I stuck mine over the edge of a cliff the other day.

Aye I'll bet it does mate! Oi oi!

#ladsontour

genuinely chortled at that  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 03:58:27 PM
I think there's also a wider point to be made that it's yet another thing that people are being encouraged to do on their own and is being accepted. Society genuinely is becoming more and more of an online thing, I know that's not news to anyone, but it's just another step in that direction and I think it's really sad.

Why? And I mean 'why' in general, not just about the selfie stick.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:01:10 PM
I think there's also a wider point to be made that it's yet another thing that people are being encouraged to do on their own and is being accepted. Society genuinely is becoming more and more of an online thing, I know that's not news to anyone, but it's just another step in that direction and I think it's really sad.

Why? And I mean 'why' in general, not just about the selfie stick.

Why is it sad that society is becoming less personable and physical? For exactly that reason, I like real human interaction and I think it's gone too far with the ways in which we can do things on our own, without any real human interaction. There's the whole 'death of the living room' and 'death of the family' as a result. Everyone's on their phones, ignoring each other. It's a shame.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:06:43 PM
Fair enough, I don't necessarily disagree. But then, we're having this conversation on an online forum.

People being unable to separate themselves from their phone or their Instagram is saddening but I think, objectively, they're brilliant tools for keeping people together if used in the right way.

The media (as in platforms/'tools') aren't the problem, it's the people. That's my outlook towards this argument.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:09:39 PM
'Selfie' :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:11:42 PM
'Selfie' :anguish:

That's my only issue with it, in fact. :lol: Oxford certified now, too, I believe. Blergh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:12:15 PM
'Selfie' :anguish:

Living languages :anguish:

:lol: Come on, man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:12:31 PM
'Selfie' :anguish:

That's the real problem. The selfie. Fair enough take a picture of yourself if there's a reason to take a picture of yourself.  This concept of just looking at yourself doing f***ing nothing, terrible.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:12:57 PM
Fair enough, I don't necessarily disagree. But then, we're having this conversation on an online forum.

People being unable to separate themselves from their phone or their Instagram is saddening but I think, objectively, they're brilliant tools for keeping people together if used in the right way.

The media (as in platforms/'tools') aren't the problem, it's the people. That's my outlook towards this argument.

Bit like guns not being the problem, but people. It's the same sort of argument. I believe in the advancement of technology, but not at the detriment of real social interaction and I think stuff like 'selfie sticks' are just another step in that direction. You'd rather take a photo of yourself and look like a complete tit than ask someone to take a photo for you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:13:22 PM
y'all just need to chill the f*** out and get on with your lives man, whether you're a selfie-sticker or not, can't we all just get along
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:14:15 PM
'Selfie' :anguish:

That's the real problem. The selfie. Fair enough take a picture of yourself if there's a reason to take a picture of yourself.  This concept of just looking at yourself doing f***ing nothing, terrible.

:lol: People are documenting their existence. It's alright. It's been happening for f***ing centuries.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:15:07 PM
f*** off man  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:16:03 PM
Far better to take a picture of my face infront of the eiffel tower than just taking a picture of the eiffel tower, I can buy that s*** on a postcard. No postcard has my delightful face on. Gotta be original.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:17:17 PM
Yeah, but like people just taking pictures of their faces?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:17:20 PM
Fair enough, I don't necessarily disagree. But then, we're having this conversation on an online forum.

People being unable to separate themselves from their phone or their Instagram is saddening but I think, objectively, they're brilliant tools for keeping people together if used in the right way.

The media (as in platforms/'tools') aren't the problem, it's the people. That's my outlook towards this argument.

Bit like guns not being the problem, but people. It's the same sort of argument. I believe in the advancement of technology, but not at the detriment of real social interaction and I think stuff like 'selfie sticks' are just another step in that direction. You'd rather take a photo of yourself and look like a complete tit than ask someone to take a photo for you.

Come on...

These things don't have to be to the detriment of social interaction, that's what I'm saying. They can be a positive. And this place is a perfect example. Moderation is the key.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:17:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BlRGXc7.jpg)

:anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:17:51 PM
Yeah, but like people just taking pictures of their faces?

I will admit that selfies in the shitter are not really my bag. Selfies in front of noteworthy s***? I'm good with that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:18:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BlRGXc7.jpg)

:anguish:

wat
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:18:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BlRGXc7.jpg)

:anguish:

Bet there was something mint behind him, but his lack of selfie stick meant that we'll never know what it was.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:18:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BlRGXc7.jpg)

:anguish:

Bet there was something mint behind him, but his lack of selfie stick meant that we'll never know what it was.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:18:53 PM
Yeah, but like people just taking pictures of their faces?

I will admit that selfies in the shitter are not really my bag. Selfies in front of noteworthy s***? I'm good with that.

I can agree with that. Maybe it's just because I regularly see my housemate f***ing around with her face and phone for 20 minutes trying to take a selfie.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:19:13 PM
Yeah, but like people just taking pictures of their faces?

I will admit that selfies in the shitter are not really my bag. Selfies in front of noteworthy s***? I'm good with that.

Aye this is obvious but me and KIlljoy are going much deeper here...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:28:29 PM
We have it for taking pictures of the pair of us when on holiday like. Again, negating the chance that some lowbrow c*** is going to run off with our camera.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:35:48 PM
I'm with Shay, I still don't think they're 100% necessary but I get people who would take a one whilst travelling/on holiday. If you're using it to snap a picture of yourself sitting in Nandos you need dissecting.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:38:01 PM
Fair enough, I don't necessarily disagree. But then, we're having this conversation on an online forum.

People being unable to separate themselves from their phone or their Instagram is saddening but I think, objectively, they're brilliant tools for keeping people together if used in the right way.

The media (as in platforms/'tools') aren't the problem, it's the people. That's my outlook towards this argument.

Bit like guns not being the problem, but people. It's the same sort of argument. I believe in the advancement of technology, but not at the detriment of real social interaction and I think stuff like 'selfie sticks' are just another step in that direction. You'd rather take a photo of yourself and look like a complete tit than ask someone to take a photo for you.

Come on...

These things don't have to be to the detriment of social interaction, that's what I'm saying. They can be a positive. And this place is a perfect example. Moderation is the key.

Exactly, but my point is that a stick that you carry around with you to take a photo of your own face is already beyond the point of moderation.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:39:48 PM
We have it for taking pictures of the pair of us when on holiday like. Again, negating the chance that some lowbrow c*** is going to run off with our camera.

This is it though, why not just interact with your fellow human being. I'm surprised at you Disco.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:40:30 PM
Yeah, but like people just taking pictures of their faces?

I will admit that selfies in the shitter are not really my bag. Selfies in front of noteworthy s***? I'm good with that.

Aye this is obvious but me and KIlljoy are going much deeper here...

Killjoy? Because I reckon having a stick to take a photo of your own face is f***ing stupid? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:41:30 PM
Fair enough, I don't necessarily disagree. But then, we're having this conversation on an online forum.

People being unable to separate themselves from their phone or their Instagram is saddening but I think, objectively, they're brilliant tools for keeping people together if used in the right way.

The media (as in platforms/'tools') aren't the problem, it's the people. That's my outlook towards this argument.

Bit like guns not being the problem, but people. It's the same sort of argument. I believe in the advancement of technology, but not at the detriment of real social interaction and I think stuff like 'selfie sticks' are just another step in that direction. You'd rather take a photo of yourself and look like a complete tit than ask someone to take a photo for you.

Come on...

These things don't have to be to the detriment of social interaction, that's what I'm saying. They can be a positive. And this place is a perfect example. Moderation is the key.

Exactly, but my point is that a stick that you carry around with you to take a photo of your own face is already beyond the point of moderation.

:lol: I think you're overthinking it. Feels like you immediately assume anyone using that s*** is an asshole.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:41:30 PM
We have it for taking pictures of the pair of us when on holiday like. Again, negating the chance that some lowbrow c*** is going to run off with our camera.

This is it though, why not just interact with your fellow human being. I'm surprised at you Disco.

Disco holidays in places where cameras haven't been invented yet, so they get nicked for government investigation.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:41:54 PM
:lol: Only messing with you, man. But I do disagree with you about the stick. There's nowt wrong with it, it's just another accessory as far as I'm concerned. Agree with Hans, mind, about the pointless pics. That's what I'd define as going past the point of moderation.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:41:59 PM
We have it for taking pictures of the pair of us when on holiday like. Again, negating the chance that some lowbrow c*** is going to run off with our camera.

This is it though, why not just interact with your fellow human being. I'm surprised at you Disco.

Because it's a f***ing pain in the tits. You're not saving society by asking some random to take a s*** photo of your face in front of christ the redeemer.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 3 January 2015, 04:43:54 PM
We have it for taking pictures of the pair of us when on holiday like. Again, negating the chance that some lowbrow c*** is going to run off with our camera.

This is it though, why not just interact with your fellow human being. I'm surprised at you Disco.

Because I don't like giving random strangers possession of expensive things. Also, a lot of the time - there isn't anyone to ask.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:00:22 PM
'Selfie' :anguish:

:lol: This is the ultimate horror, like. Selfies are woeful. Selfies with a stick in order to take better Selfies, are even worse.

God I f***ing hate that word.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:09:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BlRGXc7.jpg)

:anguish:

He painted nearly 40 selfies.  Proper vain c***, him.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Toondave on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:10:22 PM
What about those cameras with a timer?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:23:17 PM
What about pictures without yourself in?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:28:16 PM
What about pictures without yourself in?

:lol: People want to remember being somewhere, or at a specific point in time. We're not always going to look like this.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:29:02 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/22/1408706198029_wps_13_21_AUG_2014_FORMENTERA_SP.jpg)

The phone will be wrecked surely as its got the go in the water at some point
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:30:21 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/22/1408706198029_wps_13_21_AUG_2014_FORMENTERA_SP.jpg)

The phone will be wrecked surely as its got the go in the water at some point

Not as wrecked as that lass after old Ronny gets through with her amirite
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:31:16 PM
it's a gopro innit? In a plastic case to make it watta proof.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:33:10 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/22/1408706198029_wps_13_21_AUG_2014_FORMENTERA_SP.jpg)

The phone will be wrecked surely as its got the go in the water at some point

Not as wrecked as that lass after old Ronny gets through with her amirite

My bet is on her wrecking him. In those waters lay a dark secret.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:33:26 PM
What about pictures without yourself in?

:lol: People want to remember being somewhere, or at a specific point in time. We're not always going to look like this.

:lol: Surely you remember being there from the photo you took? I hate being in photos so I'm not the best commentator on this. I still don't see why everyone needs to get themselves in their own photos, like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:37:32 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/22/1408706198029_wps_13_21_AUG_2014_FORMENTERA_SP.jpg)

The phone will be wrecked surely as its got the go in the water at some point

Not as wrecked as that lass after old Ronny gets through with her amirite

My bet is on her wrecking him. In those waters lay a dark secret.
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:38:25 PM
What about pictures without yourself in?

:lol: People want to remember being somewhere, or at a specific point in time. We're not always going to look like this.

:lol: Surely you remember being there from the photo you took? I hate being in photos so I'm not the best commentator on this. I still don't see why everyone needs to get themselves in their own photos, like.
:lol: Because its easier to do now than it ever has been. Not a thing wrong with it, man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:38:56 PM
Yes there is, Mike. Okay? There just is. End of.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:45:25 PM
it's a gopro innit? In a plastic case to make it watta proof.

Yep. They're class. I'm currently rifling through my stuff trying to find an underwater shot where my manboobs don't jiggle all ower the shop, mind. My head looks f***ing massive with the GoPro, too.

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State of that, man. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:47:07 PM
(http://www.eviepurves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thumbman-close-up.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:48:29 PM
Someone do something using this.
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/is-this-real-life.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:49:22 PM
(http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq11/MR2BOY23/ISTHISREALLIFE.jpg)

EDIT: f***er.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:53:02 PM
it's a gopro innit? In a plastic case to make it watta proof.

Yep. They're class. I'm currently rifling through my stuff trying to find an underwater shot where my manboobs don't jiggle all ower the shop, mind. My head looks f***ing massive with the GoPro, too.

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State of that, man. :facepalm:

:lol: like you've just popped out the womb
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:53:46 PM
Yes there is, Mike. Okay? There just is. End of.
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Saturday 3 January 2015, 05:57:44 PM
it's a gopro innit? In a plastic case to make it watta proof.

Yep. They're class. I'm currently rifling through my stuff trying to find an underwater shot where my manboobs don't jiggle all ower the shop, mind. My head looks f***ing massive with the GoPro, too.

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State of that, man. :facepalm:

were Ronaldo and his tranny friend in the vicinity?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 3 January 2015, 06:10:19 PM
Nope. It was just me, my trainwreck of a cranium, and the waves.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Saturday 3 January 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Honestly don't see a problem with people taking selfies once in awhile. I've never been into it, because the presence of people generally uglies up a perfectly good scene.

The people who chronically do it are the ones who drive me nuts...particularly those chicks who jut their hips out and have one hand rested on them while the other holds the iphone with the Hello Kitty cover. And this with some bullshit platitude straight out of The Secret about the power of positive thinking. You know the pressure is building up in the volcano, and in a few weeks she is going to have a complete meltdown because some dude she met in a bar left her with nothing but a pearl necklace and another gift that will keep on giving. At least Narcissus didn't bother anyone else.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 3 January 2015, 06:42:32 PM
I don't understand why people insist on ruining good pictures by putting themselves in them. I can accept a picture of your if someone else took it and you didn't actively pose for it. f*** you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 January 2015, 06:51:03 PM
I don't understand why people insist on ruining good pictures by putting themselves in them. I can accept a picture of your if someone else took it and you didn't actively pose for it. f*** you.
:lol: Because they feel like it, you miserable f***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 3 January 2015, 07:18:54 PM
Take 10 x picture of scenery/monument
Take 1 x picture of said scenery/monument with you in front of it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 3 January 2015, 07:24:16 PM
I don't understand why people insist on ruining good pictures by putting themselves in them. I can accept a picture of your if someone else took it and you didn't actively pose for it. f*** you.
:lol: Because they feel like it, you miserable f***.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/109yQmpb0RASIg/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Varadi on Saturday 3 January 2015, 07:28:12 PM
Take 10 x picture of scenery/monument
Take 1 x picture of said scenery/monument with you in front of it.

:thup: Exactly. Always take loads of pics everywhere, but like to have one with me in it too.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Saturday 3 January 2015, 08:56:56 PM
Moving on, I hate how wor lass always gets bought spirits as a thank you present. I have to deal with the currentmath as well as the aftermath ffs. She's working on something called Bacardi Oakheart at the moment and is way overexuberant. I can confidently predict a series of arguments and a falling out before too long, then some sheepish apologies tomorrow. Again. At least it's a weekend this time so I don't have to get up early tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, she has a heart of gold and looks after the local people who need it, and deserves a reward if they want to give her one, fnaar fnaar, but she likes flowers and chocolates too. We don't need the police and ambulance involved.

It's impossible to reason with her when she's had any alcohol at all, man. Such a low tolerance, she will literally never understand how I can drink more than her and not be drunk.

:lol: Happy days.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Saturday 3 January 2015, 09:02:42 PM
Moving on, I hate how wor lass always gets bought spirits as a thank you present. I have to deal with the currentmath as well as the aftermath ffs. She's working on something called Bacardi Oakheart at the moment and is way overexuberant. I can confidently predict a series of arguments and a falling out before too long, then some sheepish apologies tomorrow. Again. At least it's a weekend this time so I don't have to get up early tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, she has a heart of gold and looks after the local people who need it, and deserves a reward if they want to give her one, fnaar fnaar, but she likes flowers and chocolates too. We don't need the police and ambulance involved.

It's impossible to reason with her when she's had any alcohol at all, man. Such a low tolerance, she will literally never understand how I can drink more than her and not be drunk.

:lol: Happy days.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Saturday 3 January 2015, 09:31:42 PM
Moving on, I hate how wor lass always gets bought spirits as a thank you present. I have to deal with the currentmath as well as the aftermath ffs. She's working on something called Bacardi Oakheart at the moment and is way overexuberant. I can confidently predict a series of arguments and a falling out before too long, then some sheepish apologies tomorrow. Again. At least it's a weekend this time so I don't have to get up early tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, she has a heart of gold and looks after the local people who need it, and deserves a reward if they want to give her one, fnaar fnaar, but she likes flowers and chocolates too. We don't need the police and ambulance involved.

It's impossible to reason with her when she's had any alcohol at all, man. Such a low tolerance, she will literally never understand how I can drink more than her and not be drunk.

:lol: Happy days.

:lol:

:lol: As it happens I was wrong, she just stumbled off to bed, having lost the power of speech. That's some strong stuff, obviously. I should suggest it regularly. She left some and as far as I can tell it was all cola. :dontknow: She must have diluted the hell out of it when she realised she was losing her various powers. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:23:33 PM
+1 channels only broadcasting in standard definition.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Sunday 4 January 2015, 09:25:25 PM
Verne Troyer
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 4 January 2015, 09:42:45 PM
Beat the boss.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ronaldo on Monday 5 January 2015, 01:27:47 AM
Moving on, I hate how wor lass always gets bought spirits as a thank you present. I have to deal with the currentmath as well as the aftermath ffs. She's working on something called Bacardi Oakheart at the moment and is way overexuberant. I can confidently predict a series of arguments and a falling out before too long, then some sheepish apologies tomorrow. Again. At least it's a weekend this time so I don't have to get up early tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, she has a heart of gold and looks after the local people who need it, and deserves a reward if they want to give her one, fnaar fnaar, but she likes flowers and chocolates too. We don't need the police and ambulance involved.

It's impossible to reason with her when she's had any alcohol at all, man. Such a low tolerance, she will literally never understand how I can drink more than her and not be drunk.

:lol: Happy days.

:lol:

:lol: As it happens I was wrong, she just stumbled off to bed, having lost the power of speech. That's some strong stuff, obviously. I should suggest it regularly. She left some and as far as I can tell it was all cola. :dontknow: She must have diluted the hell out of it when she realised she was losing her various powers. :lol:

Can't you just drink all of hers?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 5 January 2015, 08:11:13 AM
The feeling of sickly tiredness at having to get up early after being off work.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 5 January 2015, 09:30:03 AM
:thup: yeah, didn't sleep well at all. Should be a quiet day at least.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Monday 5 January 2015, 10:03:17 AM
Another one - the phrase "dat [something or other]".  f*** off.  I have no idea where that came from, but it sounds stupid and needs to go.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Monday 5 January 2015, 10:11:57 AM
The feeling of sickly tiredness at having to get up early after being off work.

Love a solid 4 hour sleep before a full day at work. Ugh, kill me now - quickly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Monday 5 January 2015, 10:39:17 AM
What a raging social injustice it all is that we all have to work 5 days a week to get to do 2 days of nowt. 4 and 3 just seems so much more like a healthy balance.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 5 January 2015, 10:41:58 AM
I'd happily do the same amount of hours between Monday and Thursday tbh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 5 January 2015, 10:45:45 AM
What a raging social injustice it all is that we all have to work 5 days a week to get to do 2 days of nowt. 4 and 3 just seems so much more like a healthy balance.

It is. I have a theory ("the Taylor resolution theory") that all the worlds markets would readjust to a 4/3 split eventually and that there'd be no difference made. 5/2 is horrific and not conducive to efficient working or happiness. The world is ruined by all these arseholes who constantly do overtime and such.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Monday 5 January 2015, 11:12:14 AM
But how else would we keep up to date with how much tea dickheads want on a 5 daily basis? That and, the never ending, news on kids you'll never meet nor care about?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Nobody on Monday 5 January 2015, 11:32:10 AM
What a raging social injustice it all is that we all have to work 5 days a week to get to do 2 days of nowt. 4 and 3 just seems so much more like a healthy balance.

It is. I have a theory ("the Taylor resolution theory") that all the worlds markets would readjust to a 4/3 split eventually and that there'd be no difference made. 5/2 is horrific and not conducive to efficient working or happiness. The world is ruined by all these arseholes who constantly do overtime and such.
I absolutely agree with this, and I'm sure that it will happen in a few years, and some years after that everyone would be all like "lol, remember when we only had two days off every week? :yao:"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Neil on Monday 5 January 2015, 11:33:55 AM
What a raging social injustice it all is that we all have to work 5 days a week to get to do 2 days of nowt. 4 and 3 just seems so much more like a healthy balance.

It is. I have a theory ("the Taylor resolution theory") that all the worlds markets would readjust to a 4/3 split eventually and that there'd be no difference made. 5/2 is horrific and not conducive to efficient working or happiness. The world is ruined by all these arseholes who constantly do overtime and such.

I would also in a heartbeat rather work 10hrs for 4 days, instead of 8x5. Just makes more sense all round.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 5 January 2015, 11:36:17 AM
I would as well, so long as the extra day was on a Friday or a Monday. I used to do the 10 hour a day thing and have the Wednesday off and it was totally crap.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 January 2015, 11:47:28 AM
What a raging social injustice it all is that we all have to work 5 days a week to get to do 2 days of nowt. 4 and 3 just seems so much more like a healthy balance.

It is. I have a theory ("the Taylor resolution theory") that all the worlds markets would readjust to a 4/3 split eventually and that there'd be no difference made. 5/2 is horrific and not conducive to efficient working or happiness. The world is ruined by all these arseholes who constantly do overtime and such.
I absolutely agree with this, and I'm sure that it will happen in a few years, and some years after that everyone would be all like "lol, remember when we only had two days off every week? :yao:"

How could such a massive shift feasibly happen?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 5 January 2015, 11:58:26 AM
You just do four 10 hour days instead of five 8 hour days.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:02:45 PM
People who say "triple w"  instead of www when referring to Web addresses
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:05:45 PM
You just do four 10 hour days instead of five 8 hour days.

... yeah, I get that. I mean logistically. Local government, public sector, etc etc etc - how could you logistically change it? Whilst meanwhile trying to keep up with the rest of the western world who are still operating on typical schedules?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:09:30 PM
You just do four 10 hour days instead of five 8 hour days.

... yeah, I get that. I mean logistically. Local government, public sector, etc etc etc - how could you logistically change it? Whilst meanwhile trying to keep up with the rest of the western world who are still operating on typical schedules?

Sorry, I must have misunderstood what you were getting at. You have it staggered so as an example you have some people with the Monday off and others with the Friday off.

I think if a country can go from everyone working 7 days a week to 5 days a week, then an extra day wouldn't be too hard. It's not too dissimilar to now anyway, everything overlaps really.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:17:06 PM
Wasn't it Thatcher that made the 5 day week the norm anyway?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:21:38 PM
Without thinking about it much, an extra day off would increase spending and help boost the economy. The 5 day week suits boring b******s who have no hobbies, love work and hate spending money.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:24:10 PM
Wasn't it Thatcher that made the 5 day week the norm anyway?

I thought she pioneered the 0 day week.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:24:37 PM
Wasn't it Thatcher that made the 5 day week the norm anyway?

I thought she pioneered the 0 day week.

by dying?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:28:07 PM
:blush: Had no idea the 5-day working week happened so recently.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:31:56 PM
Wasn't it Thatcher that made the 5 day week the norm anyway?

I remember as a kid in the earlt 80s all the shops and banks shutting half day on a wednesday.

Seems like madness when you think about it but my god a half day through the week to break it up  :sweetjesus:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Monday 5 January 2015, 12:59:47 PM
People who say "triple w"  instead of www when referring to Web addresses

TBH, referring to anything other than just the domain.
The woman that does it is a donkey tbh.

That is just the tip of the iceberg man
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 January 2015, 01:13:44 PM
Idiots with the responsibility of the search bar.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 5 January 2015, 06:39:54 PM
What a raging social injustice it all is that we all have to work 5 days a week to get to do 2 days of nowt. 4 and 3 just seems so much more like a healthy balance.

I do three for four. Those are three pretty intense days though.

4 and 3 should be the standard tbh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Monday 5 January 2015, 06:49:43 PM
People who say "triple w"  instead of www when referring to Web addresses

This is how to read out a web address:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU#t=119
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Monday 5 January 2015, 07:01:46 PM

Can't you just drink all of hers?

Nah, man, more than my quality of life is worth. That is some dangerous thinking. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 5 January 2015, 07:57:48 PM
People who say "triple w"  instead of www when referring to Web addresses

This is how to read out a web address:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU#t=119

:lol: Love that clip so much.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 5 January 2015, 07:58:12 PM
Butterfield was great
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 01:40:49 AM
The feeling of sickly tiredness at having to get up early after being off work.

Aye, so this is how I felt this morning because I hadn't gone to sleep until about 2am...


f***ing idiot.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 01:46:45 AM
:lol: That f***ing "haitch" thing again. The lad next to me at work has it in his name three times, so it's a nightmare when he's spelling his name out on the phone. I have to keep my hands away from blunt objects all day. I only mention it because it was so funny when he was talking to one of the bosses today and spelling a client's name out which had an aitch in it, and the boss just couldn't contain himself and shouted "AITCH!" at him.

:lol: My haitching sister has f***ing four in hers. Thank f*** she lives in America, where they can barely speak anyway and I don't have to listen to her.

I'm not going to go near midrift, mommycoddled or miminum - that's just a selection of the "m" section btw. :lol: I am so intolerant of these linguistic atrocities.

f***ing esculation. :lol: When I was young I really would correct people in normal conversation, when they said weary instead of wary or leery, but eventually I realised I was being a dick. Wtf, I knew what they meant, let it go. It still grinds, though. One of the other bosses uses "square the circle" when he means "complete the circle". Squaring the circle is a mathematical impossibility because f***ing π, you f***ing rhombus. That's a s***-looking pi right there tbh, I wanted the dancing one, ffs, kicking its leg up. It just looks like a square n.

:lol: That put me on his shitlist forever when I explained it. I continue to dig myself an ever bigger hole. Nee wonder I am where I am. That is some goddamn strong rum, like. Clearing up the leftovers :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 02:10:37 AM
Butterfield was great

Never knew there were so many. Knew there were a few but the Butterfield Sleep Therapy? :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 07:41:52 AM
Butterfield was great

Never knew there were so many. Knew there were a few but the Butterfield Sleep Therapy? :lol: :lol:

:lol:  He was even on Shooting Stars in character once.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheGuv on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 09:30:54 AM

:lol: That f***ing "haitch" thing again. The lad next to me at work has it in his name three times, so it's a nightmare when he's spelling his name out on the phone. I have to keep my hands away from blunt objects all day. I only mention it because it was so funny when he was talking to one of the bosses today and spelling a client's name out which had an aitch in it, and the boss just couldn't contain himself and shouted "AITCH!" at him.

:lol: My haitching sister has f***ing four in hers. Thank f*** she lives in America, where they can barely speak anyway and I don't have to listen to her.

I'm not going to go near midrift, mommycoddled or miminum - that's just a selection of the "m" section btw. :lol: I am so intolerant of these linguistic atrocities.

f***ing esculation. :lol: When I was young I really would correct people in normal conversation, when they said weary instead of wary or leery, but eventually I realised I was being a dick. Wtf, I knew what they meant, let it go. It still grinds, though. One of the other bosses uses "square the circle" when he means "complete the circle". Squaring the circle is a mathematical impossibility because f***ing π, you f***ing rhombus. That's a s***-looking pi right there tbh, I wanted the dancing one, ffs, kicking its leg up. It just looks like a square n.

:lol: That put me on his shitlist forever when I explained it. I continue to dig myself an ever bigger hole. Nee wonder I am where I am. That is some goddamn strong rum, like. Clearing up the leftovers :lol:

:clap: Preach it brother! I've got plenty of friends who say haitch and some who can't even pronounce 'th'. They say it with an 'f' ffs :rant:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 09:41:01 AM
Squaring the circle is a mathematical impossibility because f***ing π, you f***ing rhombus.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 10:34:17 AM
'Haitch' isn't that big a deal imo. Definitely not as bad as 'Pacific', 'sikth', 'fith', '[indefinite pronoun]thingk', or when you get down to Durham 'redchester' for 'register'

I can deal with 'haitch', at least it has the letter in it that it's describing, so it's seems sort of okay for that reason, imo.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 11:05:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs

Starring David Mitchell as newsted
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 01:26:27 PM
People bringing cakes, sweets etc into the office the first week in January because they have no willpower to keep unwanted presents/leftovers in the house. Stop trying to make everyone else fat. :lol: There's a full unopened ginger cake which is best before March so really there's no need to force it on people straight away when everyone is trying to cut down.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 01:31:03 PM
People bringing cakes, sweets etc into the office the first week in January because they have no willpower to keep unwanted presents/leftovers in the house. Stop trying to make everyone else fat. :lol: There's a full unopened ginger cake which is best before March so really there's no need to force it on people straight away when everyone is trying to cut down.

Definitely, just this in general really. My work has been a constant buffet for at least 4 months now.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 01:31:34 PM
People bringing cakes, sweets etc into the office the first week in January because they have no willpower to keep unwanted presents/leftovers in the house. Stop trying to make everyone else fat. :lol: There's a full unopened ginger cake which is best before March so really there's no need to force it on people straight away when everyone is trying to cut down.

Definitely, just this in general really. My work has been a constant buffet for at least 4 months now.

Stop bringing in chicken pot pies then.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 01:34:48 PM
:lol:

I forgot about that. That was ages ago.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 02:53:15 PM
:lol: That f***ing "haitch" thing again. The lad next to me at work has it in his name three times, so it's a nightmare when he's spelling his name out on the phone. I have to keep my hands away from blunt objects all day. I only mention it because it was so funny when he was talking to one of the bosses today and spelling a client's name out which had an aitch in it, and the boss just couldn't contain himself and shouted "AITCH!" at him.

:lol: My haitching sister has f***ing four in hers. Thank f*** she lives in America, where they can barely speak anyway and I don't have to listen to her.

I'm not going to go near midrift, mommycoddled or miminum - that's just a selection of the "m" section btw. :lol: I am so intolerant of these linguistic atrocities.

f***ing esculation. :lol: When I was young I really would correct people in normal conversation, when they said weary instead of wary or leery, but eventually I realised I was being a dick. Wtf, I knew what they meant, let it go. It still grinds, though. One of the other bosses uses "square the circle" when he means "complete the circle". Squaring the circle is a mathematical impossibility because f***ing π, you f***ing rhombus. That's a s***-looking pi right there tbh, I wanted the dancing one, ffs, kicking its leg up. It just looks like a square n.

:lol: That put me on his shitlist forever when I explained it. I continue to dig myself an ever bigger hole. Nee wonder I am where I am. That is some goddamn strong rum, like. Clearing up the leftovers :lol:
How the f*** is "aitch" right? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 02:57:18 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:05:26 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:06:42 PM
f***ing "haitch" ffs
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:06:59 PM
f***ing npw ffs
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ElDiablo on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:29:19 PM
Girl at work next to me has been crying off and on all day. So awkward & none of the other girls are doing anything! ffs
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:35:51 PM
Maybe you smell of chopped onions
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:36:59 PM
Why exactly are you not taking advantage of the situation by acting the nice guy and asking her what's wrong?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:39:23 PM
Girl at work next to me has been crying off and on all day. So awkward & none of the other girls are doing anything! ffs

Be a true man and take advantage.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:39:27 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:41:38 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

It's definitely "haitch" :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheGuv on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:45:12 PM
Well no it isn't
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:47:45 PM
Girl at work next to me has been crying off and on all day. So awkward & none of the other girls are doing anything! ffs

Be a true man and take advantage.

"What would Ched do?"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tooj on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 03:58:33 PM
'Haitch' isn't that big a deal imo. Definitely not as bad as 'Pacific', 'sikth', 'fith', '[indefinite pronoun]thingk', or when you get down to Durham 'redchester' for 'register'

I can deal with 'haitch', at least it has the letter in it that it's describing, so it's seems sort of okay for that reason, imo.

That's pure Mackem that.

Same with people who can't say performance and say preformance instead. c***s.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:03:00 PM
Ignorant drivers.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:10:50 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

It's definitely "haitch" :lol:

It's standard in Ireland (as well as Malaysia and Singapore).  In Northern Ireland, Catholic schools teach "haitch" and Protestant schools teach it correctly.

Over here it's "aitch".
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:11:10 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:15:04 PM
Ignorant drivers.

Preach brother.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:19:07 PM
'Haitch' or 'Aitch' will probably go with popularity and be forgotten without anyone really caring that much imo. Just like it has done with 'mischievous' and 'harass'

I'm usually petty as f*** with stuff like that, but the only one that really annoys me for some reason is 'controversy' 
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:24:23 PM
In Northern Ireland, Catholic schools teach "haitch" and Protestant schools teach it correctly.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:36:02 PM
In Northern Ireland, Catholic schools teach "haitch" and Protestant schools teach it correctly.

:lol:

My Protestant father must have been taught in a Catholic school. :lol:

It's "haitch".
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:39:46 PM
Nah, aitch.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:40:42 PM
Huh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:41:29 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:43:33 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me

Do you call "L" "lell" as well, otherwise how do you get through any given day?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:44:12 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me

These boys are still living in the 1800's like but both are correct.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:47:43 PM
It's 'aitch' Froggy. I dunno why you insist upon being wrong.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ste on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:47:55 PM
"... from Steps."

What do you say? w***** isn't an answer.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:50:40 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me

Do you call "L" "lell" as well, otherwise how do you get through any given day?
Touché

Edit: Actually your example is wrong but I understand what you're saying
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:51:26 PM
:lol: Froggy man, are you actually using facts, or just presenting your opinion as fact? It seems like the latter.

Well, actually, you're wrong, so I know it's the latter.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:52:05 PM
I think we should just agree that people from Ireland are taught to say the letter differently to people from Britain
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:52:46 PM
tbf, the quickest way to find out whether something is true or not, is to find out what Froggy's opinion is on the matter
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:52:54 PM
I think we should just agree that people from Ireland are taught to say the letter differently to people from the rest of the English-speaking world
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:53:31 PM
tbf, the quickest way to find out whether something is true or not, is to find out what Froggy's opinion is on the matter

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:53:53 PM
:lol: Froggy man, are you actually using facts, or just presenting your opinion as fact? It seems like the latter.

Well, actually, you're wrong, so I know it's the latter.

This.

I'm bordering on posting a link to prove it, but at the moment I'm happy to just go with - Froggy, you're wrong. Wrong, you're Froggy.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:56:33 PM
I think we should just agree that people from Ireland are taught to say the letter differently to people from the rest of the English-speaking world
Most of Australia, quarter of the UK, Malaysia, Newfoundland, Singapore according to wiki
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:57:46 PM
:lol: Froggy man, are you actually using facts, or just presenting your opinion as fact? It seems like the latter.

Well, actually, you're wrong, so I know it's the latter.

This.

I'm bordering on posting a link to prove it, but at the moment I'm happy to just go with - Froggy, you're wrong. Wrong, you're Froggy.

"Haitch" and "Aitch" are both factually correct. "Aitch" is used a lot more, but "haitch" is increasing in popularity. Feel free to try and prove that wrong.

The amount of Froggy namedropping in here is flattering.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 04:59:28 PM
I think we should just agree that people from Ireland are taught to say the letter differently to people from the rest of the English-speaking world

An American is talking s*** about using the English language differently?! :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:00:31 PM
An American is talking s***

And they're surprising no-one.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: cp40 on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:02:39 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me


eh- what is the last letter? :lol:

I think both are right I just pronounce it, H.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:03:56 PM
"... from Steps."

What do you say? w***** isn't an answer.

...aitch... I think
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:06:37 PM
:lol: Froggy man, are you actually using facts, or just presenting your opinion as fact? It seems like the latter.

Well, actually, you're wrong, so I know it's the latter.

This.

I'm bordering on posting a link to prove it, but at the moment I'm happy to just go with - Froggy, you're wrong. Wrong, you're Froggy.

"Haitch" and "Aitch" are both factually correct. "Aitch" is used a lot more, but "haitch" is increasing in popularity. Feel free to try and prove that wrong.

The amount of Froggy namedropping in here is flattering.
Who's doing studies on that then? giz a link :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:06:41 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me


eh- what is the last letter? :lol:

I think both are right I just pronounce it, H.
You know what I mean, a 'h' sound :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:07:03 PM
"... from Steps."

What do you say? w***** isn't an answer.
Lee
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: cp40 on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:09:09 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me


eh- what is the last letter? :lol:

I think both are right I just pronounce it, H.
You know what I mean, a 'h' sound :lol:


what is that then?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:09:21 PM
:lol: Froggy man, are you actually using facts, or just presenting your opinion as fact? It seems like the latter.

Well, actually, you're wrong, so I know it's the latter.

This.

I'm bordering on posting a link to prove it, but at the moment I'm happy to just go with - Froggy, you're wrong. Wrong, you're Froggy.

"Haitch" and "Aitch" are both factually correct. "Aitch" is used a lot more, but "haitch" is increasing in popularity. Feel free to try and prove that wrong.

The amount of Froggy namedropping in here is flattering.

Ebola is increasing in popularity, your point is irrelevant. I agree that popularity dictates the usage of a word, but a word being correct or not is another matter entirely. 'haitch' might be used, but that doesn't make it correct, 'aitch' is the correct usage, regardless of its popularity.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:09:57 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me


eh- what is the last letter? :lol:

I think both are right I just pronounce it, H.
You know what I mean, an 'h' sound :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:10:41 PM
I think we should just agree that people from Ireland are taught to say the letter differently to people from the rest of the English-speaking world
I could care less
f***ing Muricans
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:11:09 PM
Someone who pronounces it "aaaach" disagrees.  Chroist almoighty.
What even is aaaach? I pronounce it "haitch" which is definitely more correct than "aitch"

But it's not, though. Factually, it's pronounced 'Aitch'. Where did you get your certainty from?
It has the letter in it as opposed to 'aitch' which makes no sense to me


eh- what is the last letter? :lol:

I think both are right I just pronounce it, H.
You know what I mean, a 'h' sound :lol:


what is that then?
haitch
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:13:32 PM
:lol: Froggy man, are you actually using facts, or just presenting your opinion as fact? It seems like the latter.

Well, actually, you're wrong, so I know it's the latter.

This.

I'm bordering on posting a link to prove it, but at the moment I'm happy to just go with - Froggy, you're wrong. Wrong, you're Froggy.

"Haitch" and "Aitch" are both factually correct. "Aitch" is used a lot more, but "haitch" is increasing in popularity. Feel free to try and prove that wrong.

The amount of Froggy namedropping in here is flattering.
Who's doing studies on that then? giz a link :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11642588

http://www.theguardian.com/science/shortcuts/2013/nov/04/letter-h-contentious-alphabet-history-alphabetical-rosen

Also the second link has interesting paragraph:

Quote
Almost two thousand years later we are still split, and pronouncing H two ways: "aitch", which is posh and "right"; and "haitch", which is not posh and thus "wrong".

That would explain KI's opinion anyway.

---------

Both are correct, and both have been about for hundreds and hundreds of years.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:16:38 PM
Can I just say, language is dynamic and this is a fruitless debate. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:17:58 PM
Yeah, you've got me. I'm posh. That must be it.

Look man, you're wrong. Popularity is not 'being correct'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:18:36 PM
Can I just say, language is dynamic and this is a fruitless debate. :lol:

Yeah but it's always fun to feign outrage over pointless disagreements.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:18:43 PM
Can I just say, language is dynamic and this is a fruitless debate. :lol:

Agreed.

But anyone who says hayyytch is a bell end.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:26:58 PM
Can I just say, language is dynamic and this is a fruitless debate. :lol:

Agreed.

But anyone who says hayyytch is a bell end.
Your face is a bellend m8
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 05:57:22 PM
This debate is fast becoming a pet hate.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 06:01:05 PM
dont you mean,.... a pet haitcht
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 06:01:30 PM
touche
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 06:23:32 PM
I feel sorry for Froggy's parents.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 06:28:55 PM
tbf, the quickest way to find out whether something is true or not, is to find out what Froggy's opinion is on the matter

Opinions may vary buy Froggy is wrong.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 06:42:19 PM
I feel sorry for Froggy's parents.
:lol: :lol:

What a thing to say.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 06:54:05 PM
The new Mike :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 07:19:55 PM
http://whiteonricecouple.com/recipes/sweet-potato-croquettes/

Looking for a sweet potato recipe and I get linked TO THIS MONSTER.

How incredibly self important is that f***ing website? So much prose! Where the f***ing hell is my recipe you dull w*****?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 07:21:27 PM
I feel sorry for Froggy's parents.
:lol: :lol:

What a thing to say.

:lol: I could make him feel bad but I won't.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 08:20:39 PM
:lol: You're a good sport, Froggy.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 09:52:39 PM
Apple Store:

Pros: reliable, fast service. Laptop battery was swelling (popping the casing apart, destroyed the trackpad), they had it replaced in a day and didn't charge for the new casing, track pad, or service.

Pet hates: impossible to go in there and not be bombarded by at least 3 people who get ultra pissy if you don't follow their directions to a T.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 09:53:57 PM
bonus pro : if they get something wrong you can quip "way to go, genius" and they can't do anything about it. Really they were just asking for trouble by calling their techs that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 10:18:08 PM
Dr Oz playing on a tv in waiting room of the doctor's office. WTF? This quack has been discredited on a number of occasions for endorsing pseudoscientific bullshit, and he's being shown in a f***ing medical center?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 10:34:39 PM
It's "aitch" guys, everyone know that

f***ing Irish and their haitching all over the place :lol: :lol:

BOOOOOO!!!!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 10:41:42 PM
It's "aitch" guys, everyone know that

f***ing Irish and their haitching all over the place :lol: :lol:

BOOOOOO!!!!
You're from the island of Ireland :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 10:54:28 PM
 :huff: Not that Ireland
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Tuesday 6 January 2015, 11:57:49 PM
I feel sorry for Froggy's parents.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:06:30 AM
I say haitch. The haitch is silent, though.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:13:10 AM
Drivers who can't perform the most rudimentary of driving tasks like reversing into a space or parallel parking.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:40:21 AM
'Rudimentary' ffs, check out sir parksalot.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:58:47 AM
fukn yaaaaaaaaaas
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:47:03 PM
When you can't get your cock and balls back through your fly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:48:16 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ElDiablo on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:48:34 PM
Pics.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:50:34 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:55:14 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pixelphish on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:55:57 PM
Surely dragging the balls through is just asking for a zip accident.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 12:57:12 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

 :dowie:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:21:11 PM
:huff: Not that Ireland

I pretty sure the pronunciation of the letter H here is older than the partition like. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:22:13 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

 :dowie:
if you don't move the whole production outside the waistband can interfere with flow
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:23:23 PM
I usually just drop my pants to my ankles.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:24:39 PM
I usually just drop my pants to my ankles.

You say that about everything
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:25:11 PM
I usually just drop my pants to my ankles.

(http://www.southpark.de/download/images/season-9/907/907_bathroom-talk.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:25:24 PM
I just open up at the top. Can't say I use a fly too regularly. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:27:03 PM
I just open up at the top. Can't say I use a fly too regularly. :lol:

Same, it's a piece of p*ss.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:27:55 PM
I usually just drop my pants to my ankles.

You say that about everything

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:37:19 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

:lol: They just do. Helps ensure everything comes out freely. And I feel weird if I just get Shaft (you're damn right) through. Obviously then I have to try and stuff the balls back in which can, depending on the size of the whole I have available, be quite and undertaking. The fact I'm generally impatient also doesn;t help.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:37:57 PM
I just open up at the top. Can't say I use a fly too regularly. :lol:

Same, it's a piece of p*ss.

But then I'd have to unbuckle my belt.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:43:26 PM
Oooo look at me, I p*ss as quickly as I can because I'm a corporate schmo & want to reduce the deficit super quick and hard because Dave and G told me that's what is best. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:46:44 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

:lol: They just do. Helps ensure everything comes out freely. And I feel weird if I just get Shaft (you're damn right) through. Obviously then I have to try and stuff the balls back in which can, depending on the size of the whole I have available, be quite and undertaking. The fact I'm generally impatient also doesn;t help.

See I thought you were joking at first, but you genuinely pull your sack out to take a p*ss? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:48:42 PM
If no-ones around I'll sometimes indulge. Nothing better than a faint breeze passing over your scrotum.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:50:16 PM
Going to the shop specifically for one thing and them not having it. :(
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:52:26 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

:lol: They just do. Helps ensure everything comes out freely. And I feel weird if I just get Shaft (you're damn right) through. Obviously then I have to try and stuff the balls back in which can, depending on the size of the whole I have available, be quite and undertaking. The fact I'm generally impatient also doesn;t help.

See I thought you were joking at first, but you genuinely pull your sack out to take a p*ss? :lol:

:lol: Aye
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:53:38 PM
That's f***ed up. :lol:

If you're going to do that, go over the fence.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:54:45 PM
:lol: Is it? That's not common?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 01:55:07 PM
It's some Froggy s***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:04:57 PM
That's incredibly weird, Branko. If you need to get your balls out when you have a p*ss, why don't you just go over the belt? That's what I do.

I don't get my balls out though, cos why? :lol: No need.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:06:21 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

:lol: They just do. Helps ensure everything comes out freely. And I feel weird if I just get Shaft (you're damn right) through. Obviously then I have to try and stuff the balls back in which can, depending on the size of the whole I have available, be quite and undertaking. The fact I'm generally impatient also doesn;t help.

See I thought you were joking at first, but you genuinely pull your sack out to take a p*ss? :lol:

:lol: Aye

Gonna try it next time I need to go. I'll probably end up in A&E like. Seems totally pointless and downright dangerous to me :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:09:28 PM
unnecessary dragging of my ballsack against the teeth of my zip? nah
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:13:09 PM
Oooo look at me, I p*ss as quickly as I can because I'm a corporate schmo & want to reduce the deficit super quick and hard because Dave and G told me that's what is best. Pathetic.

:lol: That aimed at me?  I couldn't give a f*** about work man, hence the reason I'm sat at my desk telling you lot I lob my cock out of the top of my jeans to have a p*ss rather than using a fly or whatever.  It's loads less hassle. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:13:50 PM
Oooo look at me, I p*ss as quickly as I can because I'm a corporate schmo & want to reduce the deficit super quick and hard because Dave and G told me that's what is best. Pathetic.

:lol: That aimed at me?  I couldn't give a f*** about work man, hence the reason I'm sat at my desk telling you lot I lob my cock out of the top of my jeans to have a p*ss rather than using a fly or whatever.  It's loads less hassle. :lol:

Nah, SDBS - he didn't bite...annoying.

Will take this secondary bite though. Cheers m8
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:14:59 PM
:lol: Purposefully ignored. Not surprised Corporate Neil was alerted, though.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:19:17 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

Froggy does that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:19:24 PM
Apparently.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:21:24 PM
I think I do all of them depending on the sitch. I think there's a subconscious thing where I think that if I don't get my balls out I'll get p*ss on my trousers, it's more about withdrawing my trousers from the field of conflict, than bringing my balls forward.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:22:57 PM
I just like to show off my balls. Guy next to me has to have something decent to look at whilst he's emptying himself.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:23:48 PM
Oooo look at me, I p*ss as quickly as I can because I'm a corporate schmo & want to reduce the deficit super quick and hard because Dave and G told me that's what is best. Pathetic.

:lol: That aimed at me?  I couldn't give a f*** about work man, hence the reason I'm sat at my desk telling you lot I lob my cock out of the top of my jeans to have a p*ss rather than using a fly or whatever.  It's loads less hassle. :lol:

Nah, SDBS - he didn't bite...annoying.

Will take this secondary bite though. Cheers m8

:lol: Purposefully ignored. Not surprised Corporate Neil was alerted, though.

:lol: Both pricks.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tooj on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:25:06 PM
Wearing jeans whilst at work, you c***s must work in marketing.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:28:17 PM
I'm wearing jeans at work right now, and I couldn't market ice to people who really want to buy ice.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:30:08 PM
Jeans?  Scruffy b******s.  I'm wearing something more appropriate to my profession - a shirt with naked ladies on it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:32:39 PM
I'm wearing jeans at work right now, and I couldn't market ice to people who really want to buy ice.

Ultra blue with a dashing pair of box-fresh white reeboks?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:33:19 PM
Wearing jeans whilst at work, you c***s must work in marketing.

Areet, calm down Michael Gove.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:37:14 PM
I'm wearing jeans at work right now, and I couldn't market ice to people who really want to buy ice.

Ultra blue with a dashing pair of box-fresh white reeboks?

(http://i.imgur.com/0ptY5Ra.jpg)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:42:33 PM
You have tiny feet.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:44:58 PM
Wearing jeans whilst at work, you c***s must work in marketing.

:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:45:16 PM
UK size 8.5, US size 9 baby. And tbh, that's mainly because the smaller size can't accommodate my girth, moreso than the length. Could probably hit an 8 otherwise.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:53:52 PM
I'm wearing jeans at work right now, and I couldn't market ice to people who really want to buy ice.

Ultra blue with a dashing pair of box-fresh white reeboks?

(http://i.imgur.com/0ptY5Ra.jpg)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh look at me, look at me. I have to sit with my legs so far apart that it looks like two people wearing the same clothes because my balls are gargantuan. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:55:16 PM
Definitely went for the manliest pose possible. Compensatin'?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:56:05 PM
Wearing jeans whilst at work, you c***s must work in marketing.

:lol: I wear jeans for work every day. Education though, not marketing.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 02:56:19 PM
I never got the etiquette lesson for photos of ones knees and feet. I took a few, deemed this one the best. I'd advise against the straight legged look, it didn't work at all. Pretty happy with this one tbh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 03:00:28 PM
I'm wearing riders and wool trousers. I'm too hot to trot.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 03:02:59 PM
what is riders
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 03:05:25 PM
I mean Chelsea boots, always get them mixed up.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 03:19:26 PM
I assumed you meant jodhpurs, I'm now slightly disappointed.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 03:32:45 PM
Jodhpurs are trousers aren't they? With the little elastic bit at the bottom to go underneath shoes? I thought they were only for girls as well?

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 04:28:19 PM
Jodhpurs are trousers aren't they? With the little elastic bit at the bottom to go underneath shoes? I thought they were only for girls as well?



BAsically horse riding pants/trousers?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 04:29:03 PM
I mean Chelsea boots, always get them mixed up.

Aren't they the same thing?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:09:58 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

Froggy does that.

Right enough, that's weird as f***. :lol: There isn't that much room for the knob, taking the balls out as well would risk a tear.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:13:26 PM
I mean Chelsea boots, always get them mixed up.

Aren't they the same thing?

I just don't know anymore Gimp!

I googled riders and they were huge knee high boots...it's not them.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:39:10 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

Froggy does that.

Right enough, that's weird as f***. :lol: There isn't that much room for the knob, taking the balls out as well would risk a tear.

I am risking utter agony everytime I got for a wazz, of that I am aware. But it's habit now. I went for one earlier and p*ssed sans bollocks out in the open.. Didn't feel right. Felt a bit creepy. Like I was trying to hide it for some reason. I expect surprise rapers use this tactic - Just getting the shaft out. At least I'm all out in the open. You know where it's going. If it's coming your way you'll definitely see it. It's just good manners.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:43:11 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

Froggy does that.

Right enough, that's weird as f***. :lol: There isn't that much room for the knob, taking the balls out as well would risk a tear.

I am risking utter agony everytime I got for a wazz, of that I am aware. But it's habit now. I went for one earlier and p*ssed sans bollocks out in the open.. Didn't feel right. Felt a bit creepy. Like I was trying to hide it for some reason. I expect surprise rapers use this tactic - Just getting the shaft out. At least I'm all out in the open. You know where it's going. If it's coming your way you'll definitely see it. It's just good manners.

So you think a woman is less likely to freak out if you come at her with shaft and balls, rather than just the shaft? :lol:

"It's alreet I can see his bollocks. He isn't going to attack me."
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:43:52 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:46:08 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

Froggy does that.

Right enough, that's weird as f***. :lol: There isn't that much room for the knob, taking the balls out as well would risk a tear.

I am risking utter agony everytime I got for a wazz, of that I am aware. But it's habit now. I went for one earlier and p*ssed sans bollocks out in the open.. Didn't feel right. Felt a bit creepy. Like I was trying to hide it for some reason. I expect surprise rapers use this tactic - Just getting the shaft out. At least I'm all out in the open. You know where it's going. If it's coming your way you'll definitely see it. It's just good manners.

So you think a woman is less likely to freak out if you come at her with shaft and balls, rather than just the shaft? :lol:

"It's alreet I can see his bollocks. He isn't going to attack me."

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:49:43 PM
I'm going to regret asking this but why do the balls need to go through?

like a little seat, it helps direct the flow

Froggy does that.

Right enough, that's weird as f***. :lol: There isn't that much room for the knob, taking the balls out as well would risk a tear.

I am risking utter agony everytime I got for a wazz, of that I am aware. But it's habit now. I went for one earlier and p*ssed sans bollocks out in the open.. Didn't feel right. Felt a bit creepy. Like I was trying to hide it for some reason. I expect surprise rapers use this tactic - Just getting the shaft out. At least I'm all out in the open. You know where it's going. If it's coming your way you'll definitely see it. It's just good manners.

So you think a woman is less likely to freak out if you come at her with shaft and balls, rather than just the shaft? :lol:

"It's alreet I can see his bollocks. He isn't going to attack me."

:lol: :lol:

:lol: and they said chivalry is dead.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 05:54:15 PM
"Sack out, have no doubt. Sack tucked, you're f***ed."
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 06:26:06 PM
Still laugh at 'no joop, no hoop' but mainly because it was frigging Jill who said it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 06:41:20 PM
Still laugh at 'no joop, no hoop' but mainly because it was frigging Jill who said it.

:lol:

Yep.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 07:47:12 PM
When you pick your drink up, the coaster sticks to the bottom and then falls in your dinner. Happened three times in one meal earlier :lol: the coaster then became a frisbee as I slung the c*** across the room.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 07:54:08 PM
That is a very solid pet hate.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 08:50:47 PM
When you pick your drink up, the coaster sticks to the bottom and then falls in your dinner. Happened three times in one meal earlier :lol: the coaster then became a frisbee as I slung the c*** across the room.

I once had a massive meltdown over this when my coaster landed in my soup and it splashed all over me when I was already running massively late. :lol: My sister still pisses herself laughing when she remembers my reaction, but at the time it was like the worst thing ever.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 09:01:41 PM
Had a coaster fall right into the middle of my curry once :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 09:03:13 PM
Pissing sitting down in the way forward btw, nice and relaxing  :aww:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 09:16:37 PM
Ad hominem: the use of the term as a noun, not actual acts described as such--those are often enjoyable.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 09:18:12 PM
:lol: I think I was just guilty of that one.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 09:52:04 PM
Pissing sitting down in the way forward btw, nice and relaxing  :aww:

:lol: Are you starting with this again? I tried it once and it just isn't right. You're in no position to defend yourself when it inevitably kicks off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Stifleaay on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:21:20 PM
My dog has a habit of whinging for no reason as soon as I do something. Just before there I started a match on FIFA and it came up that my opponent was Sunderland. As soon as it kicked off there she is whinging, wouldn't stop. I was all "Lucky I can't let you out or whatever just now otherwise this Womble80 SMB will win and they'll be wearing the commemorative t-shirts in Sunderland for years".

The bitch didn't even want out.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:23:33 PM
My dog has a habit of whinging for no reason as soon as I do something. Just before there I started a match on FIFA and it came up that my opponent was Sunderland. As soon as it kicked off there she is whinging, would stop. I was all "Lucky I can't let you out or whatever just now otherwise this Womble80 SMB will win and they'll be wearing the commemorative t-shirts in Sunderland for years".

The bitch didn't even want out.
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:38:25 PM
"Lucky"

Of course. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Stifleaay on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:42:17 PM
"Lucky"

Of course. :lol:
I didn't name her. She was named because in a way we were lucky to get her.

I love her to bits but she can be a right pain, a proper whingy thing she is.
At times she literally is my pet hate.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:52:19 PM
Pissing sitting down in the way forward btw, nice and relaxing  :aww:

:lol: Are you starting with this again? I tried it once and it just isn't right. You're in no position to defend yourself when it inevitably kicks off.

f***ing knew you would be on this like  :lol: It's the way forward, it really is.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:52:47 PM
Listening to stifler sometimes reminds me of one of those shows like scrubs where the the main character narrates their own life in their head
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Stifleaay on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 10:54:51 PM
Listening to stifler sometimes reminds me of one of those shows like scrubs where the the main character narrates their own life in their head
I read this post and think how wrong you are.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 11:18:02 PM
Stifler reminds me a bit of Sean William Scott in Final Destination.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 11:50:18 PM
Stifler reminds me a bit of Sean William Scott in Final Destination.

In the first or second half of the movie?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 7 January 2015, 11:51:15 PM
Stifler reminds me a bit of Sean William Scott in Final Destination.

In the first or second half of the movie?

Whenever I think of him, I think of the bully dude justifiably knocking him off his bike. But I like Stifler, so I try not to think about how he died.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Thursday 8 January 2015, 05:54:11 AM
I love a foreign or high brow movie. But tonight I was watching a Fellini at the uni film society and there was some prick ostentatiously laughing loads at mildly funny parts, blatantly in a LOOK AT ME, I GET THIS ON ANOTHER LEVEL way. Was f***ing raging, fantasizing about fixing his head to a spring and punching it in a rhythm.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 8 January 2015, 10:06:51 AM
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Thursday 8 January 2015, 10:25:46 AM
I love a foreign or high brow movie. But tonight I was watching a Fellini at the uni film society and there was some prick ostentatiously laughing loads at mildly funny parts, blatantly in a LOOK AT ME, I GET THIS ON ANOTHER LEVEL way. Was f***ing raging, fantasizing about fixing his head to a spring and punching it in a rhythm.

:spit:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 8 January 2015, 12:23:29 PM
I love a foreign or high brow movie. But tonight I was watching a Fellini at the uni film society and there was some prick ostentatiously laughing loads at mildly funny parts, blatantly in a LOOK AT ME, I GET THIS ON ANOTHER LEVEL way. Was f***ing raging, fantasizing about fixing his head to a spring and punching it in a rhythm.

:lol: Those people are the absolute f***ing worst, like. Ironically the sort of person that I reckon Fellini would despise. Just always reminds me of this...

"I'd like to hit this guy on a gut level"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndhat6K7bjo

and this...

Quote from: Kid Icarus
The worst one in memory is when me and my ex girlfriend went to see Hitchcock at The Tyneside and this bloke behind us kept doing a 'hmmph' or a 'hmmm' like that noise that Partridge makes at the end of every episode in response to every single, conceivable cultural reference or nod to Alfred Hitchcock that was in it.

I ended up doing it back to him like a complete t*** because I hated it so much, totally spoiled the film.



Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Thursday 8 January 2015, 12:27:50 PM
Everything to do with conference calls. On one now where someone's crying baby is in the background. Has to be the least productive form of meeting ever invented.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:05:15 PM
Conference calls. On one now where someone's posting on an internet forum instead of paying attention. Has to be the least productive form of meeting ever invented.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:19:17 PM
:lol: Are you that someone?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:22:54 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6np0cVIXV1rthmb0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:23:24 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: KDT on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:33:35 PM
People who put teabags in the sink.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:48:39 PM
Teabags that put people in the sink.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:51:51 PM
Sinks that put teabags in the people.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Thursday 8 January 2015, 01:53:20 PM
sinking my teabag in people

e: wrong thread and f u kaiz
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: reefatoon on Thursday 8 January 2015, 02:06:48 PM
People that yell "CCHHHOOOOOO" after a sneeze. There is absolutely no f***ing need, so pipe down you Thelma looking, pumpkin pie hair cutted rancid little tit witch.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Thursday 8 January 2015, 03:52:04 PM
People who use Ipads are their only computing device.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 January 2015, 03:53:57 PM
Everything to do with conference calls. On one now where someone's crying baby is in the background. Has to be the least productive form of meeting ever invented.

Watch this, it nails loads of the little annoyances of conference calls.  Agree they're totally s**** like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Thursday 8 January 2015, 03:58:20 PM
The word 'functionality'.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 8 January 2015, 04:01:14 PM
That video is class, put's the annoyances to down to a T.  Most meetings imo are pointless.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Thursday 8 January 2015, 04:01:46 PM
The word 'functionality'.

Its a functional word.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 January 2015, 04:07:08 PM
I like the word tbh, can be applied to lots of work stuff.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Thursday 8 January 2015, 04:07:29 PM
The word 'functionality'.

Its a functional word.

I don't think it is though, it's weird. Mostly 'function(s)' would do.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheGuv on Thursday 8 January 2015, 04:57:10 PM

People who use Ipads are their only computing device.

This. My mam does it :rant:

She's gazumped by my retard step dad who uses the smart tv to surf the Internet. Even when we're watching the f***er :lol:

Dick
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 8 January 2015, 05:12:34 PM
People who run in the office in some weird, rubbish attempt to get exercise. Gan outside man.

Obviously it's the development team, bunch of f***ing nerds.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Thursday 8 January 2015, 05:14:56 PM

People who use Ipads are their only computing device.

This. My mam does it :rant:

She's gazumped by my retard step dad who uses the smart tv to surf the Internet. Even when we're watching the f***er :lol:

Dick
You in the room watching football then your stepdad comes in and goes on pornhub
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:02:31 PM
People who run in the office in some weird, rubbish attempt to get exercise. Gan outside man.

Obviously it's the development team, bunch of f***ing nerds.

f***ing hate that. 

"Look at me, look at me, I'm so busy and take work so seriously that I need to run around the office in a way that draws everyone's attention". 

f*** off.  One of the worst things going when that happens.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:03:18 PM
People run in the office? :lol:

Never seen that I have to say.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:08:25 PM
People run in the office? :lol:

Never seen that I have to say.

:lol: Well not constantly but occasionally in between meetings or whatever, to get back to their computer or to get to the next meeting room.  It's always the same people and there's absolutely no excuse for it.  Doubt it even saves them any time but they must think it makes them look really committed to the cause.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:10:41 PM
People run in the office? :lol:

Never seen that I have to say.

:lol: Well not constantly but occasionally in between meetings or whatever, to get back to their computer or to get to the next meeting room.  It's always the same people and there's absolutely no excuse for it.  Doubt it even saves them any time but they must think it makes them look really committed to the cause.

Report them to HR for violating Health and Safety by running in the office.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:13:17 PM
People run in the office? :lol:

Never seen that I have to say.

:lol: Well not constantly but occasionally in between meetings or whatever, to get back to their computer or to get to the next meeting room.  It's always the same people and there's absolutely no excuse for it.  Doubt it even saves them any time but they must think it makes them look really committed to the cause.

Report them to HR for violating Health and Safety by running in the office.

I did, they've all been sacked now.  I'm still allowed to moan about it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:19:49 PM
I hate office runners because they're actively trying to work harder and doing it in a manner that is very obvious. It's a disgusting trait to have.

None of them here mind.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:21:42 PM
I really like everyone that I work with, I'm not used to it at all.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:22:55 PM
How long you been working there?

Give it time.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:28:38 PM
A year. Usually I hate everyone after about 3 months. My last job was the worst, just utter c***s, morons and genuine weirdos (the bloke in his 50s who loves Tigger) everywhere.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:36:16 PM
:lol: Sounds a treat.

I went about a year thinking everyone here was sound. It generally still applies, but I've certainly learned that there are a few undesirables around, they're just better at hiding it than the tigger-loving middle-aged man types.



Spoiler
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Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 8 January 2015, 06:46:59 PM
People who run in the office in some weird, rubbish attempt to get exercise. Gan outside man.

Obviously it's the development team, bunch of f***ing nerds.

f***ing hate that. 

"Look at me, look at me, I'm so busy and take work so seriously that I need to run around the office in a way that draws everyone's attention". 

f*** off.  One of the worst things going when that happens.

:thup: nearly as bad as people who bleat on constantly about how much they have to do.

You're at work, you're supposed to have lots to do; manage your time better and thus still be able to skive effectively.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SimplyAnth on Thursday 8 January 2015, 07:09:30 PM
People who run in the office in some weird, rubbish attempt to get exercise. Gan outside man.

Obviously it's the development team, bunch of f***ing nerds.

f***ing hate that. 

"Look at me, look at me, I'm so busy and take work so seriously that I need to run around the office in a way that draws everyone's attention". 

f*** off.  One of the worst things going when that happens.

Agreed, along with that stupid fast walk people do. If I can spend 80% of my working day on here whilst finishing my work for the day you definitely don't need to do it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 8 January 2015, 08:33:46 PM
People who run in the office in some weird, rubbish attempt to get exercise. Gan outside man.

Obviously it's the development team, bunch of f***ing nerds.

f***ing hate that. 

"Look at me, look at me, I'm so busy and take work so seriously that I need to run around the office in a way that draws everyone's attention". 

f*** off.  One of the worst things going when that happens.

Yeah, well my guys do it to exercise. They run from dev in a straight line to the kitchen (small office). It's really annoying and loud.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Thursday 8 January 2015, 09:39:52 PM
Lass I sit next to has a habit of doing those runs where you're not going any faster than walking from time to time.

It irritated me at first, now I just mock her for it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Thursday 8 January 2015, 09:41:50 PM
Lass I sit next to has a habit of doing those runs where you're not going any faster than walking from time to time.

It irritated me at first, now I just mock her for it.

That's what I do when a car stops to let me cross the road.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Thursday 8 January 2015, 09:46:00 PM
Lass I sit next to has a habit of doing those runs where you're not going any faster than walking from time to time.

It irritated me at first, now I just mock her for it.

That's what I do when a car stops to let me cross the road.
I always sprint or at least jog, unless I have leg pains. Limit the time in front of the vehicle. All they have to do is accelerate.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Thursday 8 January 2015, 09:49:58 PM
Lass I sit next to has a habit of doing those runs where you're not going any faster than walking from time to time.

It irritated me at first, now I just mock her for it.

That's what I do when a car stops to let me cross the road.

Slightly more acceptable then, though. 15 or 20 feet across an office? Nah.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Friday 9 January 2015, 04:47:05 AM
Man, i'm glad I don't work in an office anymore.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 9 January 2015, 09:35:08 AM
It's like the dad run. It doesn't speed you up, there's just a vigorous vertical movement.

It goes nicely with my theory that dads are merely projectiles - travelling with a constant horizontal speed.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Friday 9 January 2015, 10:01:42 AM
I hate office runners because they're actively trying to work harder and doing it in a manner that is very obvious. It's a disgusting trait to have.

None of them here mind.

:thup:

A year. Usually I hate everyone after about 3 months. My last job was the worst, just utter c***s, morons and genuine weirdos (the bloke in his 50s who loves Tigger) everywhere.

You were Tigger guy? That story still makes me laugh. Something so sinister about it.  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 9 January 2015, 06:10:38 PM
Someone passing you a drink and holding your glass around the rim. Get your fingers away from the bit I'm drinking from, man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Friday 9 January 2015, 06:28:00 PM
Hey Mike :lol:

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/belfie-stick-helps-you-take-pictures-of-your-butt-107542169249.html
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 9 January 2015, 07:05:12 PM
Someone passing you a drink and holding your glass around the rim. Get your fingers away from the bit I'm drinking from, man.

:lol: class.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: CFlan on Friday 9 January 2015, 07:11:50 PM
A friend of mine used to put his fingers in the glasses so he could carry the round back in one trip.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheHoob on Friday 9 January 2015, 07:13:33 PM
A friend of mine used to put his fingers in the glasses so he could carry the round back in one trip.

Bet he never washed his hands in the bogs either.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: CFlan on Friday 9 January 2015, 07:15:03 PM
A friend of mine used to put his fingers in the glasses so he could carry the round back in one trip.

Bet he never washed his hands in the bogs either.

No doubt about it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Friday 9 January 2015, 10:19:46 PM
Someone passing you a drink and holding your glass around the rim. Get your fingers away from the bit I'm drinking from, man.

That is awful :scared:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 9 January 2015, 10:42:43 PM
Tuning to a good song just as it's ending
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Friday 9 January 2015, 11:06:34 PM
I love a foreign or high brow movie. But tonight I was watching a Fellini at the uni film society and there was some prick ostentatiously laughing loads at mildly funny parts, blatantly in a LOOK AT ME, I GET THIS ON ANOTHER LEVEL way. Was f***ing raging, fantasizing about fixing his head to a spring and punching it in a rhythm.

:lol: Those people are the absolute f***ing worst, like. Ironically the sort of person that I reckon Fellini would despise. Just always reminds me of this...

"I'd like to hit this guy on a gut level"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndhat6K7bjo

and this...

Quote from: Kid Icarus
The worst one in memory is when me and my ex girlfriend went to see Hitchcock at The Tyneside and this bloke behind us kept doing a 'hmmph' or a 'hmmm' like that noise that Partridge makes at the end of every episode in response to every single, conceivable cultural reference or nod to Alfred Hitchcock that was in it.

I ended up doing it back to him like a complete t*** because I hated it so much, totally spoiled the film.





Aye, exactly, great scene.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:44:31 AM
If my wife needs to get something from outside, she will go out and leave the door wide open, allowing all the heat that has taken an hour to build up, simply drift out thus chilling the house

Despite countless attempts to highlight this (and several arguments) she still give zero f***s

I find this irrationally annoying :angry:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:54:41 AM
Someone passing you a drink and holding your glass around the rim. Get your fingers away from the bit I'm drinking from, man.

That is awful :scared:

I can't remember where I was but I also remember being in a bar years ago and my friend had about an inch left of her pint when some dirty looking glass collector came over, picked it up around the rim and said "is this finished?"

Friend: "It is now" :okay:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:56:05 AM
Aye, that has happened a few times alright.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:58:00 AM
Who wants the dregs anyway? Almost never finish the bottom centimetre or so of a pint.

An inch is an unfinished drink though, fair enough.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 10 January 2015, 11:01:12 AM
I always finish mine, unless I don't think I can physically drink it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 10 January 2015, 11:42:51 AM
Can't leave a drink unfinished like. Or a meal.

Ohhhh fat c*** ahhhhhh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Neil on Saturday 10 January 2015, 02:33:45 PM
Relentlessly happy people.

Current idiot is Tom Kerridge. Stop smiling you lumbering f***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 02:38:40 PM
Relentlessly happy people.

Current idiot is Tom Kerridge. Stop smiling you lumbering f***.
Yes yes yes.

Got an annoying woman like that at work, she gets on my tits.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 10 January 2015, 02:48:56 PM
Self service:

Do you have your own bag?
Yes
Please place your bag in the bagging area
*Puts bag in bagging area*
WRONG WEIGHT - PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

Calling my bag a fatty? :angry:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 10 January 2015, 02:51:34 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 10 January 2015, 02:57:14 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.

I hate people that do that. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:04:08 PM
:lol: Well, I'll be the one looking back at you and rolling my eyes, walking away with my bag of stuff, while you're still waiting for that elusive shop assistant to come and reset your weighing machine.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:06:35 PM
If you're looking back at me you'll probably also be that mong who walks into someone else because they're not looking where they're going. :p
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:07:09 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:08:16 PM
Coming into the living room to find that my 3 year old has scratched the s*** out of the TV screen  :(
27 big vertical lines down it now that won't polish out  :huff:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:27:44 PM
 :lol: :lol: nightmare
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:34:51 PM
She wouldn't tell me what it was but the other one tells me it was a metal hair clip :scared:
Some are deeper that others but net result is its a f***ing mess
The only saving grace is its a 5 year old Plasma that I'll probably think of changing soon anyway.
Still canny s*** though
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 10 January 2015, 03:35:17 PM
Coming into the living room to find that my 3 year old has scratched the s*** out of the TV screen  :(
27 big vertical lines down it now that won't polish out  :huff:

(http://i.imgur.com/wKYiCIW.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 04:39:39 PM
Jill hates everything :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Saturday 10 January 2015, 04:44:24 PM
Jill hates everything :lol:

Harsh, I like food and socks.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 04:45:01 PM
Jill hates everything :lol:

Harsh, I like food and socks.
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Twinport53 on Saturday 10 January 2015, 08:50:56 PM
People who hate things changing. The Sainsbury's petrol station at Cramlington now has a self service option. You press a button to pay at the pump or the cashier. Some woman pulled up beside me yesterday, seen she had to press option 1 or 2, pretty much shouted "Why have they got to make things difficult" got straight back in her car, without any fuel and drove off.

I forgot learning something new was such a strenuous task. Its the press of a button before you fill up for christ sake.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Saturday 10 January 2015, 09:01:39 PM
:lol: :lol: It's really not that difficult. I paid by card at the one in Benton the other day, felt weird driving off without going to the kiosk but it literally is just a click of a button if you want to pay by cash.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Saturday 10 January 2015, 09:05:13 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 10 January 2015, 09:06:53 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
Branko knas.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Twinport53 on Saturday 10 January 2015, 09:17:15 PM
:lol: :lol: It's really not that difficult. I paid by card at the one in Benton the other day, felt weird driving off without going to the kiosk but it literally is just a click of a button if you want to pay by cash.

It's worse, because if that is her local petrol station, she will now drive further to get to another one that doesn't have should a rigorous exam before gaining the prize of refined oil.

Bet she's telling her friends and family to 'give it a miss' aswell. Insanity man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 10 January 2015, 09:43:25 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.

I'm willing to bet my testicles that I will leave the self service section before you. I'm baggin', while you're still waiting for the chubby awld assistant to come and set you on you're way.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:05:27 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.

I'm willing to bet my testicles that I will leave the self service section before you. I'm baggin', while you're still waiting for the chubby awld assistant to come and set you on you're way.

If own bag = yes
If supermarket bags = probably not unless you're putting loads through the self service which'd make you a prime dick anyhoo.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:09:06 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.

I'm willing to bet my testicles that I will leave the self service section before you. I'm baggin', while you're still waiting for the chubby awld assistant to come and set you on you're way.

If own bag = yes
If supermarket bags = probably not unless you're putting loads through the self service which'd make you a prime dick anyhoo.

Oh aye, own bag of course, because that's when you ALWAYS have to wait for someone to come over and reset the scales because it won't accept your bag if you'd selected 'I have my own bag'. If you're using supermarket bags then the stuff goes straight in.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:13:46 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.

I'm willing to bet my testicles that I will leave the self service section before you. I'm baggin', while you're still waiting for the chubby awld assistant to come and set you on you're way.

If own bag = yes
If supermarket bags = probably not unless you're putting loads through the self service which'd make you a prime dick anyhoo.

Oh aye, own bag of course, because that's when you ALWAYS have to wait for someone to come over and reset the scales because it won't accept your bag if you'd selected 'I have my own bag'. If you're using supermarket bags then the stuff goes straight in.

:thup: always leave 'til end. Love it when I see dafties unable to use these machines (when I'm not waiting and it doesn't effect me) and I breeze in and out with more goods while they're having a meltdown because they're a simpleton.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:24:07 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.

I'm willing to bet my testicles that I will leave the self service section before you. I'm baggin', while you're still waiting for the chubby awld assistant to come and set you on you're way.

If own bag = yes
If supermarket bags = probably not unless you're putting loads through the self service which'd make you a prime dick anyhoo.

Oh aye, own bag of course, because that's when you ALWAYS have to wait for someone to come over and reset the scales because it won't accept your bag if you'd selected 'I have my own bag'. If you're using supermarket bags then the stuff goes straight in.

:thup: always leave 'til end. Love it when I see dafties unable to use these machines (when I'm not waiting and it doesn't effect me) and I breeze in and out with more goods while they're having a meltdown because they're a simpleton.
If me and Branko ever find ourselves in the same Tesco Express at high noon he's going down. Bagging after the transaction is wrong,  history will see me right on this issue :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:24:56 PM
Never EVER say Yes to that question. Say No, put all the stuff on the bench thing, sans bag, then pack it all at the end.
This is so wrong, bag during the transaction man. Hate waiting for one while someone spends forever packing their bag.

I'm willing to bet my testicles that I will leave the self service section before you. I'm baggin', while you're still waiting for the chubby awld assistant to come and set you on you're way.

If own bag = yes
If supermarket bags = probably not unless you're putting loads through the self service which'd make you a prime dick anyhoo.

Oh aye, own bag of course, because that's when you ALWAYS have to wait for someone to come over and reset the scales because it won't accept your bag if you'd selected 'I have my own bag'. If you're using supermarket bags then the stuff goes straight in.

:thup: always leave 'til end. Love it when I see dafties unable to use these machines (when I'm not waiting and it doesn't effect me) and I breeze in and out with more goods while they're having a meltdown because they're a simpleton.
If me and Branko ever find ourselves in the same Tesco Express at high noon he's going down. Bagging after the transaction is wrong,  history will see me right on this issue :lol:
I also do it.

Stops, the machine going into meltdown.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:32:35 PM
Today you're appeasing checkout machines by waiting to self bag, tomorrow we get Terminators.

Bend them to your human will even if it means getting an assistant involved.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:33:38 PM
Today you're appeasing checkout machines by waiting to self bag, tomorrow we get Terminators.

Bend them to your human will even if it means getting an assistant involved.

Stifler works in a supermarket though :dontknow:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:34:00 PM
Today you're appeasing checkout machines by waiting to self bag, tomorrow we get Terminators.

Bend them to your human will even if it means getting an assistant involved.
Thomas gets it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:34:28 PM
Today you're appeasing checkout machines by waiting to self bag, tomorrow we get Terminators.

Bend them to your human will even if it means getting an assistant involved.

Stifler works in a supermarket though :dontknow:

Works is a strong word.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:34:34 PM
Today you're appeasing checkout machines by waiting to self bag, tomorrow we get Terminators.

Bend them to your human will even if it means getting an assistant involved.

Preach.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:34:39 PM
Today you're appeasing checkout machines by waiting to self bag, tomorrow we get Terminators.

Bend them to your human will even if it means getting an assistant involved.

Stifler works in a supermarket though :dontknow:

Works is a strong word.
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:35:34 PM
Anytime I go in a supermarket the goal is to get out as soon as possible so I will continue my heathen ways.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:35:53 PM
s'cool. Si, Mike and I will be over here leading the resistance. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:37:43 PM
s'cool. Si, Mike and I will be over here leading the resistance. :lol:

f***ing flamethrowers.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:38:22 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:38:47 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
:lol:

Apk mirror tapatalk
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:39:03 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:

:lol: Oh no!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:39:28 PM
You want 4.95 if your on Android
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Si on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:40:07 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
It begins,  Thomas is working on a plan to send Mike back in in time to stop the update.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:42:04 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
It begins,  Thomas is working on a plan to send Mike back in in time to stop the update.
Mike can't even unlock the match threads on time.

Just give up hope of him fixing the problem and use my work around and make sure you set the app to not auto update in the play store.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:43:05 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
It begins,  Thomas is working on a plan to send Mike back in in time to stop the update.
Mike can't even unlock the match threads on time.

Just give up hope of him fixing the problem and use my work around and make sure you set the app to not auto update in the play store.


:lol: One god damn time. Once.

Ohhh woe is us, we couldn't register our apathy at  the very moment the ball was kicked. Wah!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 10 January 2015, 10:43:33 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
It begins,  Thomas is working on a plan to send Mike back in in time to stop the update.
Mike can't even unlock the match threads on time.

Just give up hope of him fixing the problem and use my work around and make sure you set the app to not auto update in the play store.


:lol: One god damn time. Once.

Ohhh woe is us, we couldn't register our apathy at  the very moment the ball was kicked. Wah!
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Sunday 11 January 2015, 01:13:17 AM
Attention seeking c***s such as Umar
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Heron on Sunday 11 January 2015, 02:28:35 AM
f***ing Sunday League football on a Saturday night.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Sunday 11 January 2015, 11:38:51 AM
Sensitive or whitening tooth paste. You can never create a good foam when you're brushing.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: NEEJ on Sunday 11 January 2015, 12:28:32 PM
Adverts with fake customers.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: NEEJ on Sunday 11 January 2015, 12:28:39 PM
Adverts.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Sunday 11 January 2015, 12:47:15 PM
Customers
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Open_C on Sunday 11 January 2015, 01:01:54 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
:lol:

Apk mirror tapatalk
Thank you :)

Although it asked for permission to do pretty much everything that my phone is capable of doing, so I feel like Russian crime lords now have control of my accounts.  That said, I hated the new Tapatalk so much that it's a price I'm willing to pay tbh..
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Sunday 11 January 2015, 01:03:22 PM
Just updated tapatalk :scared:
:lol:

Apk mirror tapatalk
Thank you :)

Although it asked for permission to do pretty much everything that my phone is capable of doing, so I feel like Russian crime lords now have control of my accounts.  That said, I hated the new Tapatalk so much that it's a price I'm willing to pay tbh..
:thup:

If you're rooted you can revoke some permissions
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ste on Sunday 11 January 2015, 01:03:51 PM
Tracks with a 'secret' track after about 4 minutes of silence.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Sunday 11 January 2015, 01:22:44 PM
Tracks with a 'secret' track after about 4 minutes of silence.
:thup:

It's novel the first time, but even then it's still f***ing annoying.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Sunday 11 January 2015, 06:07:51 PM
'Everything happens for a reason'

UUUUAUUHRRGHHRGRGRFUUUUCKKINSHUUUTUUUUPMAAAAN!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Sunday 11 January 2015, 06:24:25 PM
Tracks with a 'secret' track after about 4 minutes of silence.

:thup: I find that very irritating as well.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Sunday 11 January 2015, 06:30:29 PM
They're even more pointless in these days of Spotify etc...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Monday 12 January 2015, 01:06:15 PM
From the Daft Questions thread, people who tweet like this:

Why do people put a full stop before someone's twitter handle when they reply to/tweet some one? It seems so common but I've never done it and it annoys the hell out of me.

So that it appears on the main feed to all followers, replies often don't otherwise.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 12 January 2015, 04:56:15 PM
Leo's ill-fitting double-breasted suits on 'The West Wing'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:18:18 PM
Just aspects of this place at times.

I text my Nanna the other day and wrote something amusing and put : lol : in the message and sent it. Pure retarded.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:20:44 PM
Class :lol:

Remember how Baba's mother thought that lol meant lots of love, so he'd get texts saying things along the lines of 'your grandmother's not feeling very well. lol'

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:37:39 PM
:lol:

My mum thinks that too. It's always "What time will you get here? LOL MAW"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:53:29 PM
What's the 'MAW' bit?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:54:07 PM
scottish nonsense
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:54:35 PM
Slang for "mum", I always call her it in a ned/chav voice. I'm well funny.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:56:52 PM
Mongoloid Acronym Woman
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:57:27 PM
I didn't have time to really hone in on that one.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:58:41 PM
massive appalling w***
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ElDiablo on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 03:59:14 PM
Cats dribbling on electrical goods.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 04:08:05 PM
Maudlin Autistic WUM

:shifty:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ndegwa on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 04:27:33 PM
Class :lol:

Remember how Baba's mother thought that lol meant lots of love, so he'd get texts saying things along the lines of 'your grandmother's not feeling very well. lol'

:lol:

 :lol: :lol: My mum thinks the same, to this day.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 05:20:16 PM
Hate the dental hygienist trying to make small talk while she's got all sorts of tools shoved in my mouth. Even worse is when she stops working so I can answer. I'm not here because I derive intrinsic pleasure from a dental visit, shut up and do your job so I can get the hell out of here.

On a positive note, my teeth look great.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 06:47:16 PM
I sometimes hate how unpredictable science can be.  I'm stuck here until 9:30pm with nothing I can actually do until then.  And my Kindle died so all I've got to read is a textbook about ants.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 06:48:03 PM
masturbate
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 06:48:23 PM
You have the internet. Apparently? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: flyingscotsman on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 08:50:07 PM
When restaurants, cafes etc have ketchup or brown sauce in shitty little sachets instead of just having a bottle. Not sure why it annoys me so much, probably just laziness
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 09:04:53 PM
When restaurants, cafes etc have ketchup or brown sauce in shitty little sachets instead of just having a bottle. Not sure why it annoys me so much, probably just laziness

That's a good one. It's especially irritating at burger shops or places where I'm obviously going to be using a lot of ketchup. Laziness is all it is, because it certainly can't be more cost effective than buying in bulk and refilling the bottles. And it's worse environmentally.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 09:06:27 PM
And it often goes on your fingers or doesnt rip properly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:32:24 PM
Tapatalk. I use it for this place but have no idea what I'm doing on it. I'm far from a technophobe but it just seems so much easier on desktop.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:33:28 PM
Tapatalk. I use it for this place but have no idea what I'm doing on it. I'm far from a technophobe but it just seems so much easier on desktop.
Are you on Android and are you using the latest update?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:35:23 PM
Tapatalk. I use it for this place but have no idea what I'm doing on it. I'm far from a technophobe but it just seems so much easier on desktop.
Are you on Android and are you using the latest update?
Yes sir.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:36:26 PM
Tapatalk. I use it for this place but have no idea what I'm doing on it. I'm far from a technophobe but it just seems so much easier on desktop.
Are you on Android and are you using the latest update?
Yes sir.
If you were fine with the old version Google apk mirror tapatalk and install version 4.95

Then turn off auto app updating in your play store settings
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:37:56 PM
I've only recently installed Tapatalk to be honest mate, so I'm not sure if the older one was better but I'll damn sure give it a try. Thank you my man :thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:38:53 PM
I've only recently installed Tapatalk to be honest mate, so I'm not sure if the older one was better but I'll damn sure give it a try. Thank you my man :thup:
It was way better mate, you can see which threads have replies and forum navigation is much easier.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:43:58 PM
Just done it mate. You're right, seems far better :)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 10:45:08 PM
:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 13 January 2015, 11:58:03 PM
It's always been far shitter than it should be like. Over-engineered to buggery.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 07:01:49 AM
People who eat their breakfast at work.

I'm sat at my desk getting on with my work and Margaret from accounts is in the kitchen knocking up a bowl of Quaker Oats. f*** off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 07:32:16 AM
People who eat their breakfast at work.

I'm sat at my desk posting on an internet forum and Margaret from accounts is in the kitchen knocking up a bowl of Quaker Oats. f*** off.

fyp
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 07:42:45 AM
the term life hack irritates the s*** out of me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 08:07:49 AM
People who eat their breakfast at work.

I'm sat at my desk posting on an internet forum and Margaret from accounts is in the kitchen knocking up a bowl of Quaker Oats. f*** off.

fyp

:lol: I was at home when I wrote that.

I am at work now though...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 08:34:23 AM
the term life hack irritates the s*** out of me.
It never used to but does a bit now. Obviously calling these things 'tips' isn't cringey enough for these soulless monsters.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Roger Kint on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 11:50:57 AM
Class :lol:

Remember how Baba's mother thought that lol meant lots of love, so he'd get texts saying things along the lines of 'your grandmother's not feeling very well. lol'

:lol:

My mam does it on Facebook all the time, had to ring her and tell her to delete a comment where she commented on a lasses status about losing her husband 'lol xx'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 12:04:54 PM
People who give me ear ache at work about accounts which have nothing to do with me
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 12:05:28 PM
Class :lol:

Remember how Baba's mother thought that lol meant lots of love, so he'd get texts saying things along the lines of 'your grandmother's not feeling very well. lol'

:lol:

My mam does it on Facebook all the time, had to ring her and tell her to delete a comment where she commented on a lasses status about losing her husband 'lol xx'

:lol:

f***ing hell. Absolute satire.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:02:38 PM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:12:07 PM
Eh? Irish people do that? Thats all kinds of thick.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:18:41 PM
I've never heard of either of those, but they're both daft. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:21:10 PM
Don't they go the other way as well and pluralise singular things?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:44:05 PM

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.

Been told a story of my aunt kicking off after asking for "a chip" and being handed a single chip while in England.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:47:55 PM
:lol:

Is it because they are missing out "supper" or something?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:50:39 PM
"A chip" is quicker to say than "a portion of chips" though it probably does sound a bit silly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:51:17 PM
"A chip" is quicker to say than "a portion of chips" though it probably does sound a bit silly.

What's wrong with just "chips"?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:52:11 PM
Don't try and work them out.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 01:54:13 PM
"A chip" is quicker to say than "a portion of chips" though it probably does sound a bit silly.

What's wrong with just "chips"?

f*** knows.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:18:58 PM
Irishman in complete-and-utter-c*** shocker
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:19:48 PM
bit harsh on JB that :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:21:31 PM
Answering a colleague's phone at work when they're not around and telling the caller they'll be back in about an hour. And then being met with "...perhaps you can help..."

 :rant:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:23:01 PM
bit harsh on JB that :lol:

Then he needs to distance himself from being Irish. Both Froggy AND Shak are Irish ffs. Why would you want to associate with these people.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:23:31 PM
People who eat their breakfast at work.

I'm sat at my desk getting on with my work and Margaret from accounts is in the kitchen knocking up a bowl of Quaker Oats. f*** off.

I totes eat cereal at the desk. Else I'd be working. Why work when I can just eat cereal?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:26:55 PM

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.

Been told a story of my aunt kicking off after asking for "a chip" and being handed a single chip while in England.

Your aunt tell you it by any chance?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:43:50 PM
People who eat their breakfast at work.

I'm sat at my desk getting on with my work and Margaret from accounts is in the kitchen knocking up a bowl of Quaker Oats. f*** off.

I totes eat cereal at the desk. Else I'd be working. Why work when I can just eat cereal?

I would say over half of the people I work with eat breakfast at work. Nobody has time to fit it in at home around their long and delayed commutes.

Free breakfast is quite a common perk as well, usually to get people to come in early.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:47:57 PM
People who eat their breakfast at work.

I'm sat at my desk getting on with my work and Margaret from accounts is in the kitchen knocking up a bowl of Quaker Oats. f*** off.

I totes eat cereal at the desk. Else I'd be working. Why work when I can just eat cereal?

This. Although not cereal. Just not anything.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 02:50:22 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ads on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 03:14:08 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.

Animals.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 03:47:21 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.

How f***ing mean do you need to be to not buy a f***ing bowl? Nevermind the fact it's way more awkward to scran out of a cup. f***ing scumbags.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 03:47:58 PM
I bet Ian W has Cup-a-Soup out of a bowl.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 03:53:10 PM
Irishman in complete-and-utter-c*** shocker

 :lol:
*Northern Irish
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 03:59:03 PM
Not really sure if Semtex is calling JB a complete-and-utter-c***, or suggesting that he's currently balls deep in a complete-and-utter-c***. The best kind of c***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:01:34 PM
:lol: I wasn't calling JB an utter c***, I was making a statement that the stereotypical Irish man is a complete-and-utter-c***. e.g. Shak & Froggy :aww:

Also, Northern Irish / Irish = Potato / Potato

Like, Potayto Potah-toe

Not that anyone says Potah-toe
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:01:40 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.

How f***ing mean do you need to be to not buy a f***ing bowl? Nevermind the fact it's way more awkward to scran out of a cup. f***ing scumbags.

Who the f*** eats cereal out of a bowl? Never even heard of it.

I can't be arsed with breakfast at home when it could mean more sleep. I have a bagel after my first class finishes at half 9.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:06:37 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.

How f***ing mean do you need to be to not buy a f***ing bowl? Nevermind the fact it's way more awkward to scran out of a cup. f***ing scumbags.

Who the f*** eats cereal out of a bowl? Never even heard of it.

I can't be arsed with breakfast at home when it could mean more sleep. I have a begel after my first class finishes at half 9.

Everyone with a brain?

I refer you to exhibit a: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cereal&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1384&bih=430&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=8pO2VKvJGaTB7Aa4w4DIDA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=0.9
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:08:32 PM
Who eats cereal out of a bowl?

Everyone that's able bodied.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:18:21 PM
Who eats cereal out of a bowl?

Everyone that's able bodied.

Not one of your better jokes.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:23:07 PM
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:24:31 PM
Who eats cereal out of a bowl?

Everyone that's able bodied.

Not one of your better jokes.

Swear down, I nearly wrote that myself. Decided against it because it's NOT FUNNY.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hudson on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:25:00 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.

How f***ing mean do you need to be to not buy a f***ing bowl? Nevermind the fact it's way more awkward to scran out of a cup. f***ing scumbags.

Who the f*** eats cereal out of a bowl? Never even heard of it.

I can't be arsed with breakfast at home when it could mean more sleep. I have a begel after my first class finishes at half 9.

Nobody can really, but it's the single most important meal of the day so most do.

I would never get through the day without the rolled outs in the morning
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 04:56:39 PM
Porridge with some sultanas and a sprinkling of sugar is my breakfast. Not too heavy, slow release energy throughout the day. Actually tastes nice unlike that s*** sawdust stuff people force themselves to eat when they're pretending to be healthy.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 05:08:11 PM
It's eating cereal out of a mug where I really have to draw the line.

How f***ing mean do you need to be to not buy a f***ing bowl? Nevermind the fact it's way more awkward to scran out of a cup. f***ing scumbags.

Who the f*** eats cereal out of a bowl? Never even heard of it.

I can't be arsed with breakfast at home when it could mean more sleep. I have a begel after my first class finishes at half 9.

Everyone with a brain?

I refer you to exhibit a: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cereal&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1384&bih=430&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=8pO2VKvJGaTB7Aa4w4DIDA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=0.9

Oh. Mug, I meant...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 14 January 2015, 11:50:49 PM
Ugly overweight girls who decide to take up pole dancing (whatever floats yer boat) but then decide to plaster photos of them gripping a pole with their thunderthighs on social media (NOT OKAY).
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:07:08 AM
You have a real problem with the fuller figure like, don't you? :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:09:16 AM
I really don't, no more than the average bloke would :lol: I don't want to see photo after photo of some pale chubby lass straddling a metal pole on my feeds though, it's a bit nauseating. Enjoy your hobby in private, ta.

It's the equivalent of me posting 7 or 8 photos of me running about the pitch at 5-a-side every single week.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:38:54 AM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
I've never heard that first one in my life
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:40:07 AM
Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.

I remember Decky saying 'curry chip' when he was talking about his Chinese order a while back, confused the f*** out of me. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: CFlan on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:44:34 AM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
I've never heard that first one in my life

Yeah, I never heard the first one either. The second one I'm guilty of.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:46:19 AM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
I've never heard that first one in my life

Yeah, I never heard the first one either. The second one I'm guilty of.
Yeah same. Thought that was a universal one though
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:49:06 AM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
I've never heard that first one in my life

Yeah, I never heard the first one either. The second one I'm guilty of.
Yeah same. Thought that was a universal one though

They are spot on tbf, I would use both of them  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: triggs on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:52:06 AM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
I've never heard that first one in my life

Yeah, I never heard the first one either. The second one I'm guilty of.
Yeah same. Thought that was a universal one though

They are spot on tbf, I would use both of them  :lol:
Could be a Northern Ireland thing
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 15 January 2015, 12:59:06 AM
Aye, very possible, "whenever" is a real common one and I've no f***ing idea why it's simply a "chip" but it certainly is :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 15 January 2015, 04:17:13 AM
Ugly overweight girls who decide to take up pole dancing (whatever floats yer boat) but then decide to plaster photos of them gripping a pole with their thunderthighs on social media (NOT OKAY).

You made fun of me for harbouring this same opinion a couple weeks back.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Thursday 15 January 2015, 06:17:18 AM
Ugly overweight girls who decide to take up pole dancing (whatever floats yer boat) but then decide to plaster photos of them gripping a pole with their thunderthighs on social media (NOT OKAY).

You made fun of me for harbouring this same opinion a couple weeks back.

We'll allow it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Thursday 15 January 2015, 11:35:10 AM
I know its a ploy to get you in, but I hate shops with escalators only going in one direction
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Thursday 15 January 2015, 01:09:46 PM
People who cross off the days on a calendar. Even worse when they're a day or two behind.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 15 January 2015, 02:04:11 PM
2 Irish based ones (sorry).

When Irish people use 'Whenever' instead of using 'when'. Example: "Whenever I was in Florida, I shat my pants" It's wrong, doesn't that mean you s*** your pants every previous time you went to Florida?

Calling cheesy chips "Cheesy Chip" or Chips and Curry "Curried Chip", why singular? :lol: It's just an S and it would make sense.
I've never heard that first one in my life

Yeah, I never heard the first one either. The second one I'm guilty of.
Yeah same. Thought that was a universal one though

They are spot on tbf, I would use both of them  :lol:

:lol: Thanks for confirming it.

Aye Triggs, most of my Irish friends are from Belfast, so it could definitely be Norn.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 15 January 2015, 02:08:11 PM
Ugly overweight girls who decide to take up pole dancing (whatever floats yer boat) but then decide to plaster photos of them gripping a pole with their thunderthighs on social media (NOT OKAY).

You made fun of me for harbouring this same opinion a couple weeks back.

:lol: eh?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 15 January 2015, 02:08:34 PM
CURRY CHIP, UNIVERSAL? As in every sane person in the world refers to entire servings of chips by their singular form? Nah man, that kind of behaviour could only be the Irish.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Thursday 15 January 2015, 02:28:22 PM
Probably because they can only count up to one.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Thursday 15 January 2015, 02:43:45 PM
I've literally never heard of the singular chip.

Even when I'm eating a bag of chips I don't even eat single ones, for Gods sake.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Thursday 15 January 2015, 04:37:56 PM
The 4OD website is so grim
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 15 January 2015, 05:58:08 PM
The way Bruno Mars keeps spoiling amazingly written and produced songs with badly written, boring vocals. It's frustrating.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 15 January 2015, 11:49:45 PM
'3 seater sofas' that have 2 cushions. What, so someone is supposed to sit in the gap between the two cushions? You're lying, sofa. You despicable c***.
Title: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:01:35 AM
We've got one of them. I agree with you. Though there's no real discernible gap to complain about, but the two cushions are just childishly long. They look stupid. Its just clearly a three cushion appropriate sofa. It's the elephant in the room whenever we have people over.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:12:58 AM
Ugly overweight girls who decide to take up pole dancing (whatever floats yer boat) but then decide to plaster photos of them gripping a pole with their thunderthighs on social media (NOT OKAY).

You made fun of me for harbouring this same opinion a couple weeks back.

:lol: eh?


You've described that flat mate I was posting about in this here thread.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:40:43 AM
All these nominations that are going round Facebook at the moment. I got, and even participated in the Ice bucket challenge and it raised millions for charity and ALS research, but since then, the amount of people handing out nominations for trivial and meaningless things is stupid, the current one is posting your first profile picture, what the f*** is that meant to achieve.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 16 January 2015, 02:14:19 AM
:lol:

Facebook: serious business.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 16 January 2015, 09:33:57 AM
Pub Quiz c***s. There's a guy called "at the bar" who just sits there every week absolutely destroying everyone :lol: We came a respectable second last to a group of ned girls who got, after 6 rounds, 0 points :lol: so we didn't even get the wooden spoon.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 09:37:13 AM
Usually when I go to pub quizzes, the wooden spoon goes to second last because anyone could come last deliberately. I like that people have deliberately done it just to get that prize.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Friday 16 January 2015, 09:43:01 AM
There's always some team that runs away with it every time we go to pub quizzes. We're always around third or fourth and we feel like we got barely any wrong. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 09:56:52 AM
Sly dig about Froggy thinking he's right, but being wrong.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:39:07 AM
Usually when I go to pub quizzes, the wooden spoon goes to second last because anyone could come last deliberately. I like that people have deliberately done it just to get that prize.

They do that at the Forth, we won funniest team name with the ever popular 'Halal, is it meat you're looking for?'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:41:39 AM
Nice. Literally everything I've ever done is along the lines of 'Quizteam Benteke' 'Quizteama Aguilera' although we were once told that we weren't allowed 'The endless regret of Justin Lee Collins' at one in Gosforth.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:44:13 AM
Villa or the Arms? Always fancy the one at the Villa since it's on a Sunday.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:44:32 AM
Queen Victoria.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:45:18 AM
We're usually called "Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa" and thankfully no-one has ever known what we were talking about.

He got it wrong last night mind. Kept calling us "Martin S.S.P.M.A".
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:45:45 AM
Eric Djemba Dquiz.

We were talking about quiz names on here not so long ago. f*** I laughed at this one. Better with context of course.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:47:10 AM
Eric Djemba Dquiz.

We were talking about quiz names on here not so long ago. f*** I laughed at this one. Better with context of course.

:lol:  It'd be worth doing just to hear him trying to pronounce it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 16 January 2015, 10:53:07 AM
I don't get it...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:01:53 AM
I don't get it...

Basically everyone was coming up with quiz name puns like quiz on my face or Antiquiztamines, and then he came along and said that. :lol: I did say context was required at the end. Only me and JT laughed at it so maybe it's just retarded and not funny.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:23:22 AM
Nah it was hilarious like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:32:22 AM
As in, you were making puns based on the word quiz, and that one's funny cos it doesn't work at all?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Not anymore, like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:37:32 AM
Not anymore, like.

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:37:51 AM
I like topical pub quiz names. When David Nalbandian kicked a line judge, the quiz name which won was 'David Nalbandian kicked me grandad'. Best topical one recently was 'Ebola Ameobi'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:40:49 AM
Not anymore, like.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:41:43 AM
I quite like quISIS and 'Allahu At Bar' but I'm a troubled soul.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:46:02 AM
Not anymore, like.

:lol: I just wanted to understand.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:50:54 AM
Yorkie ruined it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Friday 16 January 2015, 11:51:04 AM
A Tribe Called Quiz was the last one I used, average at best IMO.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:00:53 PM
A Tribe Called Quiz was the last one I used, average at best IMO.

It's alright. I've had Quizzee Rascal before but I can't remember if I invented it or stole it from somewhere.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: MKSC on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:17:19 PM
A Tribe Called Quiz was the last one I used, average at best IMO.

It's alright. I've had Quizzee Rascal before but I can't remember if I invented it or stole it from somewhere.

Pretty sure they use that on Radio 1.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:18:09 PM
A Tribe Called Quiz was the last one I used, average at best IMO.

It's alright. I've had Quizzee Rascal before but I can't remember if I invented it or stole it from somewhere.

Pretty sure they use that on Radio 1.

I thought I wasn't that inventive.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Darth Crooks on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:46:04 PM
Fo' Quizzle Bitches
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Darth Crooks on Friday 16 January 2015, 12:47:31 PM
Sexual Rolf Harrisment was the best I've heard recently.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 16 January 2015, 01:03:48 PM
I like topical pub quiz names. When David Nalbandian kicked a line judge, the quiz name which won was 'David Nalbandian kicked me grandad'. Best topical one recently was 'Ebola Ameobi'

The Newton loved that one when I used it there. :coolsmiley:

Agree it has to be topical. And the wooden spoon should always be second last, not last.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 01:06:11 PM
I'm starting to dislike the way quotes are used in general. The Marilyn Monroe ones and the ones that you get on Facebook that someone's come up with and put into a meme are bad, but even ones that are deemed as 'more intelligent' from the likes of Rushdie, Hitchens, De Grasse Tyson and Dawkins just to back up someone's own opinion annoys me a bit.

The main one that made me think this was the Hitchens one about the importance of mocking religion. Aye, that's one bloke's opinion, just like anyone's, it doesn't validate it, nor should you need the validation in the form of a further opinion without anything concrete in it other than that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Friday 16 January 2015, 01:14:38 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 01:20:23 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!

Which way are you sitting in your seat, like?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Friday 16 January 2015, 01:27:25 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!

Which way are you sitting in your seat, like?

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4567823/sun-baby-o.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Friday 16 January 2015, 01:33:16 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!

Which way are you sitting in your seat, like?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Friday 16 January 2015, 02:05:10 PM
I solve that problem with Ray Ban.

:coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 16 January 2015, 02:07:04 PM
I solve that problem with Ray Ban.

:coolsmiley:

Another one for Pilko's collection. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Friday 16 January 2015, 02:09:07 PM
I solve that problem with Ray Ban.

:coolsmiley:

Another one for Pilko's collection. :lol:

Provided with that in mind. No bother.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 16 January 2015, 03:12:19 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!

The glare of the winter sun on a wet road :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Friday 16 January 2015, 03:17:02 PM
Gucci baseball caps.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 16 January 2015, 03:21:29 PM
Gucci baseball caps.

*Googles "Gucci baseball caps"*

Wew....
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Friday 16 January 2015, 03:58:46 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!

The glare of the winter sun on a wet road :anguish:
:lol: You miserbale f***ers
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 16 January 2015, 04:00:16 PM
Sorry I don't find cheer in barely being able to see where i'm going when i'm driving :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Friday 16 January 2015, 04:18:49 PM
Ooooo, Mr Safe.

Bet you listen to this on loop n all

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/The_Safety_Dance_single.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Friday 16 January 2015, 04:38:58 PM
Ooooo, Mr Safe.

Bet you listen to this on loop n all

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/The_Safety_Dance_single.jpg)

Class choon.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Friday 16 January 2015, 04:39:42 PM
The winter sun when you're driving. Absolute pain in the arsehole!

Yep, kills me everytime,
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Saturday 17 January 2015, 01:10:25 AM
Moving on, I hate how wor lass always gets bought spirits as a thank you present. I have to deal with the currentmath as well as the aftermath ffs. She's working on something called Bacardi Oakheart at the moment and is way overexuberant. I can confidently predict a series of arguments and a falling out before too long, then some sheepish apologies tomorrow. Again. At least it's a weekend this time so I don't have to get up early tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, she has a heart of gold and looks after the local people who need it, and deserves a reward if they want to give her one, fnaar fnaar, but she likes flowers and chocolates too. We don't need the police and ambulance involved.

It's impossible to reason with her when she's had any alcohol at all, man. Such a low tolerance, she will literally never understand how I can drink more than her and not be drunk.

:lol: Happy days.

I'm not going to make a regular thing of this, but her prezzie today from this wheelchair-bound dude for taking him shopping was a bottle of wine and she'd necked it before I got home, so she's been all shouty and fighty ever since. :lol: Makes online grocery shopping a bit of a trial tbh. f***'s sake, man, I've got my own s*** to deal with, I've just come in from work. :lol: She's currently howling along with whatever s**** music BBC4 is pumping out.

Pros and cons, she's worth it in the end. Just, the lucky f***er. I'll have to pour her into bed soon. Night.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Open_C on Saturday 17 January 2015, 06:20:49 AM
I'm starting to dislike the way quotes are used in general. The Marilyn Monroe ones and the ones that you get on Facebook that someone's come up with and put into a meme are bad, but even ones that are deemed as 'more intelligent' from the likes of Rushdie, Hitchens, De Grasse Tyson and Dawkins just to back up someone's own opinion annoys me a bit.

The main one that made me think this was the Hitchens one about the importance of mocking religion. Aye, that's one bloke's opinion, just like anyone's, it doesn't validate it, nor should you need the validation in the form of a further opinion without anything concrete in it other than that.

In order to avoid irony, I will merely quote rather than use this to back up any further argument I wish to make; but so, so much this :thup: 
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: noaliasmike on Saturday 17 January 2015, 02:57:50 PM
When your opponent on Trivia Crack takes an absolute age to take their turn. Just get on with it man for f***'s sake, I literally have nothing else going on in my life so why should you?! :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Wullie on Sunday 18 January 2015, 12:30:18 AM
People who laugh at their own jokes as part of their speech pattern. Been with a few of my family tonight who all do it and by Christ, it's irritating.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Sunday 18 January 2015, 05:51:58 PM
The fact that if you hand any mam a smart phone with a photo on the screen, the minute they hold it they will manage to make the photo disappear.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Sunday 18 January 2015, 06:07:04 PM
People at airports, particularly f***ers who go up to the counter to ask the most inane questions when the agents are trying to take care of all of the standbys. Sit the f*** down. You clearly can't process the information anyway.
People who manage to somehow take up a 30 foot wide corridor, because they are so f***ing fat and can't walk in a straight line.
People who yell at the agents because of a 15 minute delay due to weather.
People who take 10 minutes to get their clearly oversized bag out of the overhead bin.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 18 January 2015, 06:08:16 PM
People at airports

fyp :thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Sunday 18 January 2015, 06:15:24 PM
People

fyp :thup:

fyfyp :thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Sunday 18 January 2015, 06:19:33 PM
People

fyp :thup:

fyfyp :thup:

So apt  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: cfcmagpies on Sunday 18 January 2015, 09:19:34 PM

People who take 10 minutes to get their clearly oversized bag out of the overhead bin.

This, so much. Absolutely sick of f***ers with small suitcases as carry on luggage.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: 54 on Sunday 18 January 2015, 09:42:15 PM
Any type of programming language.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Heron on Sunday 18 January 2015, 09:57:26 PM
'3 seater sofas' that have 2 cushions. What, so someone is supposed to sit in the gap between the two cushions? You're lying, sofa. You despicable c***.

Love this one.

To further this, my pet hate is cushions. You buy a f***ing expensive sofa then women in particular seem to think it is necessary to place cheap ass cushions all over it. The setee cost enough it should at least be f***ing comfy...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Sunday 18 January 2015, 10:05:10 PM
Some contrasting cushions can really brighten up a room.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Toondave on Sunday 18 January 2015, 10:07:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FVthFug.png)

"INTERGRITY OF MATERIALS AND COMPONENTS MEC302 NUMERICAL SOLUTIONS"


9 grand for "read the notes"

(http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/John-Krasinski.gif)



Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Sunday 18 January 2015, 11:29:54 PM
Minimum hoop stress :iamatwat: sounds like something on a laxative label
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 18 January 2015, 11:36:21 PM
Half of life being a countdown to the weekend.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Sunday 18 January 2015, 11:37:06 PM
Half of life being a countdown to the weekend.
:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 18 January 2015, 11:38:20 PM
Been under maximum hoop stress since downing that Taco Bell earlier
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 18 January 2015, 11:38:59 PM
Minimum hoop stress :iamatwat: sounds like something on a laxative label

:lol: ah f***
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:11:49 AM
Half of life being a countdown to the weekend.

Half? Half of 7 is 5? Read a f***ing book, Intersmalldick. Idiot.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:14:01 AM
:lol: Are you still holed up in the back of beyond farming for people that might once have been related to people you barely know?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:15:01 AM
Aye I'm here and we've established that there is a genuine connection.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:16:01 AM
Half of life being a countdown to the weekend.

Half? Half of 7 is 5? Read a f***ing book, Intersmalldick. Idiot.

:lol: It's around half imo, it's plain sailing on Thursday and Friday but Sunday night until end of Wednesday is crap.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:16:29 AM
:lol: nice, although it's not as funny a story now. I told my parents and they were laughing and that until I had to finish with "...but aye it turns out he's related afterall... *cough*"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:17:08 AM
:lol: Aye, I just haven't bothered telling my girlfriend that bit.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:17:59 AM
Stop talking to your families about me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:20:02 AM
Stop talking to your families about me.

:lol: I told my housemates but I've not told them that bit at the end. I'm not convinced you're not lying, tbh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:30:19 AM
I tell everyone I meet, not just this, but every aspect of Yorkie's life.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Nobody on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:49:24 AM
"Person X did Y. What happened next is incredible."

f*** off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Monday 19 January 2015, 10:50:00 AM
That's pretty much how my conversations about Yorkie go every morning.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Monday 19 January 2015, 11:00:07 AM
Noisy typists.

Stop fuckin' raping your keyboard, man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 11:14:20 AM
I tell everyone I meet, not just this, but every aspect of Yorkie's life.

That's a bit much like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 19 January 2015, 11:52:36 AM

:lol: Aye, I just haven't bothered telling my girlfriend that bit.

:lol: same. Even let her read the thread. Until Yorkie ruined it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 11:57:36 AM
I honestly didn't think girlfriends were party to this place.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Heron on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:03:52 PM
I was telling wor lass some of these last night as it is generally an amusing thread.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:05:16 PM
I'm gonna start posting less I think.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:06:45 PM
I'm gonna start posting less I think.

:lol: How are 'the fam' anyway?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:07:59 PM
Smothering. I'm sorry like but I'm not at the "I love you" stage just yet.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:12:02 PM
"Person X did Y. What happened next is incredible."

f*** off.

I assume everyone's seen Clickhole (http://"http://www.clickhole.com")?  It's The Onion's Buzzfeed spoof and it's the best thing on the internet right now.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Toondave on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:18:25 PM
Minimum hoop stress :iamatwat: sounds like something on a laxative label

Heating up a shaft would induce hoop stress. Legit.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:22:17 PM
Smothering. I'm sorry like but I'm not at the "I love you" stage just yet.

:lol: :lol: I hope it goes well, at least you're not there through false pretences any more.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:26:20 PM
I'm being a c***, really. They're truly wonderful people. The mum can't do enough for me, the dad has taught me all sorts of s*** and puts lots of faith in me regarding work I've never done before, and the kids are a brilliant laugh too. It's been a great experience so far.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:28:41 PM
You can use it as work experience at least. "Job: Unrelated slave boy, Employer: ma daddy".
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 19 January 2015, 12:54:44 PM
I honestly didn't think girlfriends were party to this place.

It is literally the first time I've let her see the forum outside of the Jocularity thread. You should be proud. But I'd work out a better ending if you want a sitcom.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:04:05 PM
Stop talking to your families about me.

I talk to your family about you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:11:10 PM
I hope that's a joke. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:14:16 PM
Frequently being the only one in the office. Sounds ideal but it's so hard to make yourself work.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:21:31 PM
I hope that's a joke. :lol:

:shifty:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:25:48 PM
Frequently being the only one in the office. Sounds ideal but it's so hard to make yourself work.

Sounds like the office is pretty much asking you to toss one out in there.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:37:24 PM
Frequently being the only one in the office. Sounds ideal but it's so hard to make yourself work.

why are you trying to work?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Monday 19 January 2015, 01:43:38 PM
You've been in Scotland too long.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: La Parka on Monday 19 January 2015, 07:56:09 PM
I like topical pub quiz names. When David Nalbandian kicked a line judge, the quiz name which won was 'David Nalbandian kicked me grandad'. Best topical one recently was 'Ebola Ameobi'

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/feb/05/petr-pavlensky-nailed-scrotum-red-square

Ours was Hammer and Testicle when this was in the news...
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Monday 19 January 2015, 08:00:04 PM
The asshole in the fast lane driving abreast with the car in the lane over like it's a f***ing medieval caravan on the Silk Road.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 12:10:25 AM
You've been in Scotland too long.

:lol:

Guess I'm disillusioned. A project I worked on for 6 months solely just got binned (not work-related, bureaucracy. Don't give a f*** any more. Well, until the last couple weeks.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jordan on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 12:19:05 AM
Heavy breathing
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 03:09:19 AM
"Person X did Y. What happened next is incredible."

f*** off.

I assume everyone's seen Clickhole (http://"http://www.clickhole.com")?  It's The Onion's Buzzfeed spoof and it's the best thing on the internet right now.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/all-seinfelds-ranked-1748

Had never heard of it. WTF^ :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 03:27:16 AM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/underdog-story-these-amazing-parents-outlived-thei-1742

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 04:12:56 AM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/underdog-story-these-amazing-parents-outlived-thei-1742

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

Isn't there a Homer Simpson line - something like "It's every parents' dream to outlive their children"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 12:37:13 PM
It's Grampa IIRC talks about there being no greater tragedy than when a parent outlives their child. Before adding, frankly I can see an upside to it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 01:09:54 PM
Awld dears that try and push in in queues. Fuckin step off, Granny, before I kick that stick from under you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 01:36:59 PM
It's Grampa IIRC talks about there being no greater tragedy than when a parent outlives their child. Before adding, frankly I can see an upside to it.

Sure homer mentions it as well in a quote not dissimilar to the one previously mentioned by another user.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 01:37:26 PM
Awld dears that try and push in in queues. Fuckin step off, Granny, before I kick that stick from under you touch you loads.

fyp
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 01:51:08 PM
Awld dears that try and push in in queues. Fuckin step off, Granny, before I kick that stick from under you touch you loads.

fyp

:lol: Bleak.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: BlueStar on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 10:07:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XWnXITk.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 20 January 2015, 10:20:22 PM
:lol: That is a killer.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 07:46:18 PM
Militant mothers on dating sites.

I saw one before, she wasn't the prettiest of ladies with her headline as 'I've got 5 kids, if you don't like it jog on' :lol:

HOW COULD ONE RESIST!?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 07:47:52 PM
Militant mothers on dating sites.

I saw one before, she wasn't the prettiest of ladies with her headline as 'I've got 5 kids, if you don't like it jog on' :lol:

HOW COULD ONE RESIST!?
Have 5 kids and expect another man to take care of them :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 07:50:44 PM
It's like a restaurant advertising health code violations.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 07:55:52 PM
Militant mothers on dating sites.

I saw one before, she wasn't the prettiest of ladies with her headline as 'I've got 5 kids, if you don't like it jog on' :lol:

HOW COULD ONE RESIST!?

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.  I'd rather they were upfront with it than keep it secret for ages.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:04:43 PM
Militant mothers on dating sites.

I saw one before, she wasn't the prettiest of ladies with her headline as 'I've got 5 kids, if you don't like it jog on' :lol:

HOW COULD ONE RESIST!?

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.  I'd rather they were upfront with it than keep it secret for ages.

Nah, but they're always insisting upon saying these things so aggressively. You get absolute dogs with headlines like 'No time wasters' :lol: or people with their kids in the photos as if someone's going to be looking through and go 'aye, nice her like..that 8 year old lad seems canny as well' :lol: it's just f***ing weird man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:07:09 PM
My favourite one is when you see them and it says 'everything happens for a reason' so you know straight away, regardless of what they look like, that they have absolutely nothing going for them. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:12:06 PM
My favourite one is when you see them and it says 'everything happens for a reason' so you know straight away, regardless of what they look like, that they have absolutely nothing going for them. :lol:


:lol: "no time wasters!!!!"   "if you want dirty pics I'm not the one"  'I never message first"

f*** off then
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:14:37 PM
Militant mothers on dating sites.

I saw one before, she wasn't the prettiest of ladies with her headline as 'I've got 5 kids, if you don't like it jog on' :lol:

HOW COULD ONE RESIST!?

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.  I'd rather they were upfront with it than keep it secret for ages.

There's better ways of saying it though :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:15:19 PM
My favourite one is when you see them and it says 'everything happens for a reason' so you know straight away, regardless of what they look like, that they have absolutely nothing going for them. :lol:


:lol: "no time wasters!!!!"   "if you want dirty pics I'm not the one"  'I never message first"

f*** off then

Exactly! :lol: It's totally at odds with why they're on there. You see ones that are like 'No liars and cheats' as if someone's gonna be like 'ah f***, that's me out then...hold on a second!...maybe I could use my lying skills in this situation and lie to her'

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:16:56 PM
I have 3 lovely children

vs

I've got 3 kids and you can f*** RIGHT OFF if you don't like it. You f***ing c***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:17:04 PM
Another one as well. 'looking for me?'...without fail, every time it's a 'no' :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:18:04 PM
Another one as well. 'looking for me?'...without fail, every time it's a 'no' :lol:

 :lol: Honestly some of the s*** you see is tragic.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:21:13 PM
My favourite one is when you see them and it says 'everything happens for a reason' so you know straight away, regardless of what they look like, that they have absolutely nothing going for them. :lol:

The best one is that f***ing Marilyn Monroe quote - "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best".  Yeah, f*** off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:23:00 PM
My favourite one is when you see them and it says 'everything happens for a reason' so you know straight away, regardless of what they look like, that they have absolutely nothing going for them. :lol:

The best one is that f***ing Marilyn Monroe quote - "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best".  Yeah, f*** off.

I DONT WANT YOU AT EITHER STATE YOU c***
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:23:21 PM
There are some corkers tonight like. 'Don't protect me with a lie' :lol: :lol:

Then you get chatting to someone and she fancies Pardew or her favourite player's Colback. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:24:10 PM
There are some corkers tonight like. 'Don't protect me with a lie' :lol: :lol:

Then you get chatting to someone and she fancies Pardew or her favourite player's Colback. :lol:

As petty as this sounds I genuinely couldn't handle that
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:24:57 PM
There are some corkers tonight like. 'Don't protect me with a lie' :lol: :lol:

Then you get chatting to someone and she fancies Pardew or her favourite player's Colback. :lol:

Also, the amount of them that rant on their profile about how they won't reply to a message saying just "hi" or "how are you?".  Which is fair enough, but whenever they send the first message it just says some variant of "nice beard" and nothing else.  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:25:52 PM
My favourite one is when you see them and it says 'everything happens for a reason' so you know straight away, regardless of what they look like, that they have absolutely nothing going for them. :lol:

The best one is that f***ing Marilyn Monroe quote - "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best".  Yeah, f*** off.

I hate that one so much like. It's basically vindicating being a c***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:27:43 PM
There are some corkers tonight like. 'Don't protect me with a lie' :lol: :lol:

Then you get chatting to someone and she fancies Pardew or her favourite player's Colback. :lol:

As petty as this sounds I genuinely couldn't handle that

I thought about it because the one that fancies Pardew is canny smoking, but nah.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:29:12 PM
There are some corkers tonight like. 'Don't protect me with a lie' :lol: :lol:

Then you get chatting to someone and she fancies Pardew or her favourite player's Colback. :lol:

Also, the amount of them that rant on their profile about how they won't reply to a message saying just "hi" or "how are you?".  Which is fair enough, but whenever they send the first message it just says some variant of "nice beard" and nothing else.  :lol:

I don't mind anything really, apart from when it's too formal, with a 'hope to hear back from you' or something along those lines, you just get the impression they have a template and just change your name and interests. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:30:39 PM
Any type of Facebook platitude, particularly one with some bullshit photo of a road winding through a forest. It's intellectually lazy people trying to sound deep without putting more than their toes in the water. Some asshole will throw up an Oscar Wilde quote about using your own words to convey ideas. And sadly, the asshole likely won't see the irony in posting it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:34:08 PM
Aye, I think I mentioned that one the other day, I think it's fair enough if it presents something different, but if it's just another opinion then it's just another opinion.

That reminds me, I love this.

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr07/16/9/enhanced-buzz-wide-6708-1400246306-42.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:35:12 PM
Aye, I think I mentioned that one the other day, I think it's fair enough if it presents something different, but if it's just another opinion then it's just another opinion.

That reminds me, I love this.

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr07/16/9/enhanced-buzz-wide-6708-1400246306-42.jpg)

the danny dyer ones are mint like
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:35:54 PM
my fav

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr04/16/8/enhanced-buzz-wide-5981-1400244796-25.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:45:14 PM
This s***:

(http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/userquotes/i/i_don%27t_have_an-115584.jpg?i)

f*** off you absolute clip.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 08:50:11 PM
(https://vladsprincipality.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/18455_322186008474_280373453474_4661512_4804130_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:17:03 PM
:lol: I love how KI can go on a dating site and just seems to find people he hates.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:22:16 PM
:lol: Nah, not at all, I'm just mentioning the ones that I don't like because they're funny.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:24:03 PM
my fav

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr04/16/8/enhanced-buzz-wide-5981-1400244796-25.jpg)
:lol: genuinely really like Danny Dyer tbh
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:24:08 PM
:lol: I love how KI can go on a dating site and just seems to find people he hates.
:lol:

He's made some good points to be fair
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:29:48 PM
:lol: Nah, not at all, I'm just mentioning the ones that I don't like because they're funny.

:lol: I know. Just funny you mentioning them. Fits well with you're general persona on here.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:36:15 PM
As if we're not all absolute hateful b******s, man. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:36:46 PM
Oh I definitely am.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:41:32 PM
I defo hate Branko
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ritchie on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:45:49 PM
"About Yourself:

Message me to find out. x"
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:46:23 PM
I know KI hates everything, but here he's right.  Honestly, most of the women on dating sites are complete and utter scum.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:52:03 PM
I don't hate everything man!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:52:37 PM
I don't hate everything man!

I do man, embrace it. It's good.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:53:42 PM
I don't hate everything man!

I do man, embrace it. It's good.
f*** off man :lol:
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:55:20 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:55:37 PM
f***s sake. :lol:
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: r0cafella on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:55:54 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:56:54 PM
I don't hate everything man!

I bet you can't name one thing you like.
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: Interpolic on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:57:22 PM
:thup:

Edit: NPW, get in :lol:
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:57:35 PM
hating things is great, embrace the hate.
Title: Re: KI's Hate and Loathing Emporium
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:58:18 PM
I don't hate everything man!

I bet you can't name one thing you like.

I like you Troll, I like you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:58:30 PM
The curse is broken.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 10:59:30 PM
Even today I reviewed The Railway Man and spoke about how much I liked it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:01:51 PM
I don't hate everything man!

I bet you can't name one thing you like.

I like you Troll, I like you.

You're a regular Tommy Pickering.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:03:32 PM
Even today I reviewed The Railway Man and spoke about how much I liked it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc)

That Where's Mikey Now question that has been plaguing us for a quarter of a century has finally been answered.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:06:37 PM
I really hope that you did that because you know that my name's Michael. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:07:15 PM
I don't hate everything man!

I bet you can't name one thing you like.

I like you Troll, I like you.

You're a regular Tommy Pickering.

No, I don't think you understand Troll. I really like you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:07:58 PM
I really hope that you did that because you know that my name's Michael. :lol:

yeah that must be the reason :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:11:22 PM
Back to those obnoxious platitudes. A chick once used the "all's fair in love and war" one when I found out she cheated on me. What I found particularly galling was that she used banging a dude behind my back as an excuse to implicitly support Serbian war criminals.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:22:07 PM
Anyone gone on a date arranged via a DS?
???
(http://i.imgur.com/lvMhO4E.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:26:11 PM
How come yous are on dating sites? Aren't you lot handsome f***ers who'd never need them? Or are they genuinely worthwhile places?

Anyone gone on a date arranged via a DS? Must be f***ing nerve-racking.

I don't go out anywhere near as much anymore and when I do I generally just want to be catching up with my mates anyway.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:28:30 PM
How come yous are on dating sites? Aren't you lot handsome f***ers who'd never need them? Or are they genuinely worthwhile places?

Anyone gone on a date arranged via a DS? Must be f***ing nerve-racking.

I don't go out anywhere near as much anymore and when I do I generally just want to be catching up with my mates anyway.

It's a tool, use it if it's beneficial for yourself in going on dates etc.  I've used the internet to meet quite a few people when I've lived away from the North East and when I travelled for example.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:29:26 PM
How come yous are on dating sites? Aren't you lot handsome f***ers who'd never need them? Or are they genuinely worthwhile places?

Anyone gone on a date arranged via a DS? Must be f***ing nerve-racking.

I don't go out anywhere near as much anymore and when I do I generally just want to be catching up with my mates anyway.

:thup: this
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:38:55 PM
I highly recommend it like. Tinder and POF are the ones to go for, especially the latter actually.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:39:12 PM
it's a mixed bag tbh. I feel bad cos sometimes I get smashed and message chicks on there then literally never speak again. It can be good though, it's useful for me considering I've only lived here a year.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Heron on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:43:54 PM
Unnecessary telephone conversation.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Heron on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:48:59 PM
Tinder is where lonely individuals find those similar to them who they can w*** over.

In all seriousness, it seems to serve it's purpose in getting people dates like. I know one of my best mates managed to hatch a Tinderegg.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:49:09 PM
Tinder's not a dating site, is it? I thought it was just a text thing where you just go on the prowl. I'm highly ignorant on Tinder. My views are likely based on the joke stuff you see. Never heard of POF until now.

Think Tinder is very informal but my mate's met a few lasses through it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:49:29 PM
Obviously I thought Tinder was for hook ups, dates, relationships and friends in the first place, then found out it was mainly for hook ups, but I was seeing someone for a couple of months that I met on there and I know of other people that are in relationships with people that they met on Tinder.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:51:23 PM
"We can lie about how we met" as a bio :lol: :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:51:53 PM
Obviously I thought Tinder was for hook ups, dates, relationships and friends in the first place, then found out it was mainly for hook ups, but I was seeing someone for a couple of months that I met on there and I know of other people that are in relationships with people that they met on Tinder.

Obviously :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:54:47 PM
I swear down, I know a lad that went over to Africa to help build a school as a result of meeting someone on Tinder. Either he's a f***ing idiot as well, or he's a closet homosexual that's went over there to run free in the wild with the rest of the homosexuals.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 21 January 2015, 11:57:49 PM
Obviously I thought Tinder was for hook ups, dates, relationships and friends in the first place, then found out it was mainly for hook ups, but I was seeing someone for a couple of months that I met on there and I know of other people that are in relationships with people that they met on Tinder.

I reckon its mint like
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:01:14 AM
I swear down, I know a lad that went over to Africa to help build a school as a result of meeting someone on Tinder. Either he's a f***ing idiot as well, or he's a closet homosexual that's went over there to run free in the wild with the rest of the homosexuals.

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:02:00 AM
"We can lie about how we met" as a bio :lol: :anguish:

Aye, that's another one. :lol:

There's a running theme that you notice like

"Where's my Prince Charming?"
something including 'Banter'
"Where are all the normal men?"
"Looking for me?"
"Just looking"
"Where's Mr Right!?" Although, I did see one that said "Where's Mr Wright?" :lol:

I saw a lass the other day doing like a 'cheers' with a glass of wine to the camera. :lol: :anguish:


I'm only joking obviously though, there are a lot of really nice lasses on there.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:03:23 AM
"We can lie about how we met" as a bio :lol: :anguish:

"Where's Mr Right!?" Although, I did see one that said "Where's Mr Wright?" :lol:



:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:04:32 AM
Just had a play on POF searching. How come when I put in slim etc I get big lasses? :lol:

Everyone's got an audience...just big girls aren't my thing.

No way have I got the balls for one of those places. Safer to risk face-to-face rejection. My chat is my saving grace when I'm out.

Checked out a load of guy's profiles, to see the potential competition. f*** me...some right thick c***s. Skinny chavs with profile pics of them swilling pints! :lol:

That's me you cheeky c***. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:05:03 AM
:lol: I really find myself hoping there are girls intelligent and funny enough to put something like that as an ironic sort of parody, but they're all genuine morons.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:06:42 AM
Just had a play on POF searching. How come when I put in slim etc I get big lasses? :lol:

Everyone's got an audience...just big girls aren't my thing.

No way have I got the balls for one of those places. Safer to risk face-to-face rejection. My chat is my saving grace when I'm out.

Checked out a load of guy's profiles, to see the potential competition. f*** me...some right thick c***s. Skinny chavs with profile pics of them swilling pints! :lol:

Also, don't click on their profile. They'll see who's visited.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:08:21 AM
A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed, so this was not a case of abnormally high sexual value. It was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate; for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good words about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:08:45 AM
Just remembered when Santoon matched with my ex on Tinder. :lol:

Canny funny now, isn't it Santoon.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:10:21 AM
A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed. This was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate, for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good things about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.

Of course it's a post by Baba. :lol:

Aye, I can imagine that's definitely the case with a lot of lasses like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:12:01 AM
Just remembered when Santoon matched with my ex on Tinder. :lol:

Canny funny now, isn't it Santoon.

:lol:  lets not dredge up the past 
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:12:20 AM
A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed, so this was not a case of abnormally high sexual value. It was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate; for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good words about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.

GOAT posting
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:28:48 AM
A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed. This was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate, for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good things about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.

Of course it's a post by Baba. :lol:

Aye, I can imagine that's definitely the case with a lot of lasses like.
Loads of write ups out there by guys posting as women on dating sites and the unending torrent of abuse and unsolicited dick picks they get is soul breaking. Doesn't matter if they post a "hot" profile pic or not, it's all demands for sex and then vicious abuse from a stranger when they turn them down. Men are abhorrent [[clicks away to the Discos Divas thread]]. 
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:07:26 AM
A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed, so this was not a case of abnormally high sexual value.It was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate; for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good words about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.

Of course it's a post by Baba. :lol:

Aye, I can imagine that's definitely the case with a lot of lasses like.

A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed, so this was not a case of abnormally high sexual value. It was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate; for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good words about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.

The second bit is so Baba, like. :lol: Analytically sociopathic to the nth degree. "High sexual value", man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 22 January 2015, 07:40:19 AM
Me: "s***, that was a legit hard day at work." [paraphrasing]
Person: "think that's hard, well, in my day yada yada yada."

Aye alright, off you pop.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 22 January 2015, 07:42:40 AM
Tinder is brilliant

(http://i.imgur.com/UqmS1Jf.jpg)

Where else would I get such deep conversations.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Thursday 22 January 2015, 07:57:18 AM
Tinder is brilliant

(http://i.imgur.com/UqmS1Jf.jpg)

Where else would I get such deep conversations.
Meeting of the minds indeed.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Thursday 22 January 2015, 08:07:02 AM
How come yous are on dating sites? Aren't you lot handsome f***ers who'd never need them? Or are they genuinely worthwhile places?

Anyone gone on a date arranged via a DS? Must be f***ing nerve-racking.

I started when I moved to a new city at 30.  I didn't know anyone and I'd completely forgotten how to make friends, so it seemed like the natural thing to do.  There's not really any stigma with it anymore, everyone's at it these days.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Thursday 22 January 2015, 08:54:39 AM
A non-erotic female acquaintance of mine showed me her account of one of those free dating sites and her message box was actually full and had ~300 messages. I watched as she received about one message every 3-5 minutes. She wasn't even significantly attractive to me, just relatively young, not obese, and not malformed, so this was not a case of abnormally high sexual value. It was a few years ago, but I cannot imagine too much has changed. Just thinking about it in a numbers sense, I don't think it is the best way to meet girls who are actually attractive and socially appropriate; for the girls it is essentially online shopping.

I have heard good words about this Tinder thing, notably that you need to match each other before messaging, so maybe it is the best option.

I can't wait to use this to describe someone.  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 09:25:10 AM
Me: "s***, that was a legit hard day at work." [paraphrasing]
Person: "think that's hard, well, in my day yada yada yada."

Aye alright, off you pop.

Yeah :lol: "I dad to travel 2 hours to work and back and I only got paid 3 pence an hour!" Then you, sir, are a f***ing idiot and moron.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: loki679 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 09:35:25 AM
Me: "s***, that was a legit hard day at work." [paraphrasing]
Person: "think that's hard, well, in my day yada yada yada."

Aye alright, off you pop.

In my day our pet hates were about bears tearing our faces off.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 09:48:47 AM
"We can lie about how we met" as a bio :lol: :anguish:

Aye, that's another one. :lol:

There's a running theme that you notice like

"Where's my Prince Charming?"
something including 'Banter'
"Where are all the normal men?"
"Looking for me?"
"Just looking"
"Where's Mr Right!?" Although, I did see one that said "Where's Mr Wright?" :lol:

I saw a lass the other day doing like a 'cheers' with a glass of wine to the camera. :lol: :anguish:


I'm only joking obviously though, there are a lot of really nice lasses on there.


There were quite a few 'need a handsome spider catcher' type bios last time I was doing it.

Personally I think making yourself sound as pathetic as possible in your opening line is not the way to go but i'm sure there's an audience for it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Thursday 22 January 2015, 10:46:52 AM
My inability to correct people in real life due to not wanting to sound like a dick.

My friend kept telling me about a band he liked called 'The Foals' and I just couldn't tell him that it's just 'Foals'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:12:59 AM
There's nothing wrong with that is there?

The Misfits, The Arctic Monkeys, The The The

Loads of bands sound better prefixed with 'the' in some contexts.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:14:14 AM
"The Foals" doesn't make sense. It'd be fine saying "I'm a big fan of the new album by Foals".
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:15:41 AM
It's pretty hard not to add 'The' when the word is pluralised.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:16:52 AM
Nah man, The Foals is wrong and it sounds silly. I feel like adding 'The' makes it sound more old-timey.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:18:27 AM
I'd say the foals like, I'm new age as f*** an all.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:19:26 AM
You'd be getting a disapproving look from me, no mistake.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:20:24 AM
I'd attempt to do it, but I can't promise that I wouldn't add 'The' with it being pluralised. It's their own fault.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:25:18 AM
I'd say foals because that's what the band is called.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:27:33 AM
"Do you like Foals?"

(http://i.imgur.com/Rtv2Fa2.jpg)

:megusta:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:29:52 AM
I'd attempt to do it, but I can't promise that I wouldn't add 'The' with it being pluralised. It's their own fault.

KI - "What I want to see from you the lads is more the goals! The wingers, you need to get more the balls into the box. We will make some the subs in about 20 the minutes. Good luck, the lads."
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:31:24 AM
"Some one help me pull up carpet, then we can go to pub for piiint."
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:33:08 AM
Ahhh the Yorkshire accent.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: KDT on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:34:56 AM
Ahhh the Yorkshire accent.

Decent on a nice looking lass though.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:35:56 AM
Err ner
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:37:04 AM
I'd say "The Foals", but I have no idea who they are and would only be trying to irritate you.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:38:57 AM
Sound s**** anyway.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:42:01 AM
I'd attempt to do it, but I can't promise that I wouldn't add 'The' with it being pluralised. It's their own fault.

KI - "What I want to see from you the lads is more the goals! The wingers, you need to get more the balls into the box. We will make some the subs in about 20 the minutes. Good luck, the lads."

(http://www.furious.com/perfect/fall/graphics/fall.jpg)

(http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/OFF-Band-Press-Photo.jpg)

(http://www.100xr.com/artists/A/A/A-band-2005.jpg)

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Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:42:46 AM
"Some one help me pull up carpet, then we can go to pub for piiint."


:aww:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:44:07 AM
The Fall
Off
A
The Bridge
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:46:26 AM
The Fall
Off
A
The Bridge

I have an odd habit of reading bottom up. So thanks for the explanation :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:23:59 PM
That's not the only thing you like doing bottom up is it m8
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:28:55 PM
You say that like you know first hand, having bummed him, yet you think the joke is entirely on him.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:30:38 PM
Hahaha, stupid idiot... wait
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 22 January 2015, 12:56:16 PM
"The Foals" :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 01:36:44 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that Scotsman
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 01:57:40 PM
As if we haven't all feasted on that succulent butt.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Thursday 22 January 2015, 01:59:49 PM
Fannying on with documents in Word: spacing, indents, numbering.

Or, just Word.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:04:26 PM
Word.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:05:22 PM
The Words.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:05:39 PM
You excel at puns polic.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:06:02 PM
KI dos not.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:06:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M11YW9B.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:08:15 PM
Save As

you_are_shit_at_puns.tbg
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:10:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tjEhVu7.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:10:33 PM

KI dos not.

Needs a better outlook
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:12:17 PM
Back to those obnoxious platitudes. A chick once used the "all's fair in love and war" one when I found out she cheated on me. What I found particularly galling was that she used banging a dude behind my back as an excuse to implicitly support Serbian war criminals.

:lol: wat?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:14:08 PM
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Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:14:59 PM
I'm just gonna put it out there, puns are mainly s***. They used to be mint, now they're properly cringe worthy and it's because now they just get blanket bombed with the hope that one of them's funny. Han Colo is good at them though, he can do them properly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:18:28 PM
I don't enjoy puns on the forum, otherwise puns are great. My ex was class with pun based humor, sigh.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:20:03 PM
Aye, so was mine, that and being a c***. :lol:

'You're the only Juan that Matas' was the peak of the relationship.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:21:15 PM
union all deez nuts

yeah, forgot to quote there. Just going to let this stand.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:22:31 PM
I'm just gonna put it out there, puns are mainly s***. They used to be mint, now they're properly cringe worthy and it's because now they just get blanket bombed with the hope that one of them's funny. Han Colo is good at them though, he can do them properly.

I like pata's personally.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:22:53 PM
I'm just gonna put it out there, puns are mainly s***. They used to be mint, now they're properly cringe worthy and it's because now they just get blanket bombed with the hope that one of them's funny. Han Colo is good at them though, he can do them properly.

I like pata's personally.

YEAH HIS PATAS GOOD LOL
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:23:01 PM
Aye, so was mine, that and being a c***. :lol:

'You're the only Juan that Matas' was the peak of the relationship.

:lol: pretty good. Think my ex's best effort was when I told her I was stressed out, she said she would make soothing Wales noises and proceeded to say random made up words in a Welsh accent. Still bloody miss her.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:29:33 PM
Do you guys like tapes and CDs?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:30:38 PM
Here we gan.

Yes Kaizero, we like tapes and CDs. Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:31:43 PM
Because, while on the topic of old containers of music, I much prefer vinyl.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:32:59 PM
:tumbleweed:

Worst joke of all time.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:34:12 PM
Also I wanna tape my balls to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

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Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:35:19 PM
I'm just gonna put it out there, puns are mainly s***. They used to be mint, now they're properly cringe worthy and it's because now they just get blanket bombed with the hope that one of them's funny. Han Colo is good at them though, he can do them properly.

Yeah, Han's are punderful.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:38:12 PM
Also I wanna tape my balls to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

(http://media0.giphy.com/media/PGp1LUBd8qERW/giphy.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/E5LlJSj.gif)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 02:55:48 PM
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Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:03:54 PM
People who love to be the f***ing referee all the time, especially if you're drinking.

Now, we've done to death "drinking games" in this thread and whether they're any good, fun, or just s*** zany student things. Personally, I find that they're decent if there's a certain amount of you; usually better for a lads night out when there's maybe 6 or 7 of you than a larger mixed pre-drinks event.

The reason I hate popular drinking game 'Ring of Fire' is because there's always one of my mates who starts flapping about and losing his s*** because people dare to have a conversation or not be concentrating on the stupid f***ing "thumb master" rule or whatever. "IT'S YOUR TURN, NOBODY IS LISTENING!" and it genuinely does my head in. It's the biggest buzz kill I can possibly imagine when you're supposed to be enjoying yourself.

The same bloke when we were on our Christmas pub crawl was always the one looking at the f***ing watch and shouting "FIVE MINUTE WARNING LADS!" when people had just got a pint in. We had said at the start 45 minutes-ish per pub so we could get round them all in time, but he was being such a cock and trying to "save time" for some unknown reason, highlighted when we got to the last place about two hours earlier than we could have done.

Actually, I think my pet hate is this mate of mine. Bloody boring c***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:08:40 PM
Sounds a bit like my dad on holiday, wanting to explore after a 6 hour, 4am flight and then getting up every day at 7am and ripping the quilt off everyone. Proper regimented fun.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:14:19 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:15:21 PM
#respect the ref imho
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:21:37 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.

This is why when people suggest drinking games I always say something like Arrogance or beer pong as you can chat and stuff, without having to be glued to who the bloody thumb master is and "ooh international c***ing drinking rules!" whilst my irritating friend yells at you for drinking with your right hand.

The five minute warning thing he did in almost every pub. We'd even said beforehand we were getting food in pub 3 therefore it would take longer than 45mins, so we'd make the following pub (which was a dive) a 'speed round', and yet he was f***ing getting people to wolf their bait down because of his obsession with the timing :lol: we really need a cull in our circle of friends, I think.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:22:29 PM
Are you still at Uni Pilko?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:23:56 PM
He sounds like a self-important bellend.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:24:18 PM
Are you still at Uni Pilko?

Nah, I graduated this summer just gone. However I still visit my uni city every few months as a lot of my uni pals are still there, and some of my mates back here are in their final year. Work nights out probably feature about 50-70% students as well because I work in a bar.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:24:32 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.

This is why when people suggest drinking games I always say something like Arrogance or beer pong as you can chat and stuff, without having to be glued to who the bloody thumb master is and "ooh international c***ing drinking rules!" whilst my irritating friend yells at you for drinking with your right hand.

The five minute warning thing he did in almost every pub. We'd even said beforehand we were getting food in pub 3 therefore it would take longer than 45mins, so we'd make the following pub (which was a dive) a 'speed round', and yet he was f***ing getting people to wolf their bait down because of his obsession with the timing :lol: we really need a cull in our circle of friends, I think.

Did no one not just tell him to f*** off? Anyone like that in my group of friends would just get ignored/told to shut up.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:26:40 PM
Are you still at Uni Pilko?

Nah, I graduated this summer just gone. However I still visit my uni city every few months as a lot of my uni pals are still there, and some of my mates back here are in their final year. Work nights out probably feature about 50-70% students as well because I work in a bar.

:thup: fair enough it just sounded like the having to endure people as part of your 'group' type of thing that occurred throughout my time at uni.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:29:02 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.

This is why when people suggest drinking games I always say something like Arrogance or beer pong as you can chat and stuff, without having to be glued to who the bloody thumb master is and "ooh international c***ing drinking rules!" whilst my irritating friend yells at you for drinking with your right hand.

The five minute warning thing he did in almost every pub. We'd even said beforehand we were getting food in pub 3 therefore it would take longer than 45mins, so we'd make the following pub (which was a dive) a 'speed round', and yet he was f***ing getting people to wolf their bait down because of his obsession with the timing :lol: we really need a cull in our circle of friends, I think.

Did no one not just tell him to f*** off? Anyone like that in my group of friends would just get ignored/told to shut up.

By the time we got to about the 6th or 7th pub people were getting visibly irritated, and a few of us did till him to pipe the f*** down. He kept on making sure he was first to get served too, so by the time the last person got their beer (there was about 14 of us) he was at least 2/3s of the way through his drink and wanted to move on. Rather than enjoying the day and maybe indulging in some darts or chatter in each place, he just wanted to plough through the route as fast as possible which is just f***ing pathetic.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:31:58 PM
Not really a pub friendly game, but I recently enjoyed the game "bottle hockey". No convoluted rules, just good honest alcoholism.

Here are the rules, courtesy of CrazyStudent.com - http://www.crazystudent.com/drinking-games/coin/bottle.htm
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:32:19 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.

This is why when people suggest drinking games I always say something like Arrogance or beer pong as you can chat and stuff, without having to be glued to who the bloody thumb master is and "ooh international c***ing drinking rules!" whilst my irritating friend yells at you for drinking with your right hand.

The five minute warning thing he did in almost every pub. We'd even said beforehand we were getting food in pub 3 therefore it would take longer than 45mins, so we'd make the following pub (which was a dive) a 'speed round', and yet he was f***ing getting people to wolf their bait down because of his obsession with the timing :lol: we really need a cull in our circle of friends, I think.

Did no one not just tell him to f*** off? Anyone like that in my group of friends would just get ignored/told to shut up.

By the time we got to about the 6th or 7th pub people were getting visibly irritated, and a few of us did till him to pipe the f*** down. He kept on making sure he was first to get served too, so by the time the last person got their beer (there was about 14 of us) he was at least 2/3s of the way through his drink and wanted to move on. Rather than enjoying the day and maybe indulging in some darts or chatter in each place, he just wanted to plough through the route as fast as possible which is just f***ing pathetic.

Sounds like a tit. Was he not even talking with everyone or enjoying himself?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:34:43 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.

This is why when people suggest drinking games I always say something like Arrogance or beer pong as you can chat and stuff, without having to be glued to who the bloody thumb master is and "ooh international c***ing drinking rules!" whilst my irritating friend yells at you for drinking with your right hand.

The five minute warning thing he did in almost every pub. We'd even said beforehand we were getting food in pub 3 therefore it would take longer than 45mins, so we'd make the following pub (which was a dive) a 'speed round', and yet he was f***ing getting people to wolf their bait down because of his obsession with the timing :lol: we really need a cull in our circle of friends, I think.

Did no one not just tell him to f*** off? Anyone like that in my group of friends would just get ignored/told to shut up.

By the time we got to about the 6th or 7th pub people were getting visibly irritated, and a few of us did till him to pipe the f*** down. He kept on making sure he was first to get served too, so by the time the last person got their beer (there was about 14 of us) he was at least 2/3s of the way through his drink and wanted to move on. Rather than enjoying the day and maybe indulging in some darts or chatter in each place, he just wanted to plough through the route as fast as possible which is just f***ing pathetic.

Sounds like a tit. Was he not even talking with everyone or enjoying himself?

I started to sit/stand away from him so I'm not really sure :lol: he just seemed to be concerned only with the time and getting everyone to hurry up, which absolutely kills the atmosphere.
Title: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:35:39 PM
He sounds like a self-important bellend.

Always thought pilko was sound tbh
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:36:07 PM
 :bluestar:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:38:28 PM
Five minute warning LADS would probably do my head in. Though I'd say certain drinking games require a level of regimentation otherwise they're f***ing painful to participate in. Mind, if you're at the point where people have to be shouted at in order to pay attention, then the game is already dead, just let it die.

This is why when people suggest drinking games I always say something like Arrogance or beer pong as you can chat and stuff, without having to be glued to who the bloody thumb master is and "ooh international c***ing drinking rules!" whilst my irritating friend yells at you for drinking with your right hand.

The five minute warning thing he did in almost every pub. We'd even said beforehand we were getting food in pub 3 therefore it would take longer than 45mins, so we'd make the following pub (which was a dive) a 'speed round', and yet he was f***ing getting people to wolf their bait down because of his obsession with the timing :lol: we really need a cull in our circle of friends, I think.

Did no one not just tell him to f*** off? Anyone like that in my group of friends would just get ignored/told to shut up.

By the time we got to about the 6th or 7th pub people were getting visibly irritated, and a few of us did till him to pipe the f*** down. He kept on making sure he was first to get served too, so by the time the last person got their beer (there was about 14 of us) he was at least 2/3s of the way through his drink and wanted to move on. Rather than enjoying the day and maybe indulging in some darts or chatter in each place, he just wanted to plough through the route as fast as possible which is just f***ing pathetic.

Sounds like a tit. Was he not even talking with everyone or enjoying himself?

I started to sit/stand away from him so I'm not really sure :lol: he just seemed to be concerned only with the time and getting everyone to hurry up, which absolutely kills the atmosphere.

Imagine playing board games with him at Christmas.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:51:45 PM
Nah, that pun is too easy.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Thursday 22 January 2015, 03:58:48 PM
Norm Macdonald owns it for all time anyway.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:11:34 PM
Sounds a bit like my dad on holiday, wanting to explore after a 6 hour, 4am flight and then getting up every day at 7am and ripping the quilt off everyone. Proper regimented fun.

As someone who leans towards this is it not more of a case of trying to make the most of his holiday?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:12:34 PM
7am is a stretch like. Active quilt ripping shouldn't be happening that early. And you've got to have given at least 2 warnings before you dequilt a man. Anything else is inhumane.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:13:39 PM
Sounds a bit like my dad on holiday, wanting to explore after a 6 hour, 4am flight and then getting up every day at 7am and ripping the quilt off everyone. Proper regimented fun.

As someone who leans towards this is it not more of a case of trying to make the most of his holiday?

There's a middle ground in between making the most of the holiday and relaxing. Imo you're not making the most of your holiday if you're shattered. I do lean more towards that as well, but my Dad goes beyond. There's nothing enjoyable about exploring somewhere immediately after a long flight and having got up ridiculously early.

EDIT: Should also point out that my dad's that sort of utter weirdo who gets s***-faced til 4am and then gets up at 8am like nothing's happened. I don't find it impressive, it's just f***ing weird to me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:21:23 PM
Nothing worse than getting woken up early after a hard night of stealing drinks.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:21:41 PM
Sounds a bit like my dad on holiday, wanting to explore after a 6 hour, 4am flight and then getting up every day at 7am and ripping the quilt off everyone. Proper regimented fun.

As someone who leans towards this is it not more of a case of trying to make the most of his holiday?

There's a middle ground in between making the most of the holiday and relaxing. Imo you're not making the most of your holiday if you're shattered. I do lean more towards that as well, but my Dad goes beyond. There's nothing enjoyable about exploring somewhere immediately after a long flight and having got up ridiculously early.

My folks always did this when we went on vacation. Absolutely hated it.

I do the exact same thing now when I travel alone.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:23:11 PM
Nothing worse than getting woken up early after a hard night of stealing drinks.

'heh'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:28:15 PM
:lol: such anger
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:31:51 PM
Nowt better than pounding the pavement of a new city man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:32:25 PM
Can't help but picture KI in a burglar mask and striped shirt sneaking around a bar on tiptoe.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Thursday 22 January 2015, 04:36:24 PM
Griegs "In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 22 January 2015, 06:01:34 PM
Nothing worse than getting woken up early after a hard night of stealing drinks.
:lol::lol: You mean c***
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 06:02:26 PM
Back to those obnoxious platitudes. A chick once used the "all's fair in love and war" one when I found out she cheated on me. What I found particularly galling was that she used banging a dude behind my back as an excuse to implicitly support Serbian war criminals.

:lol: wat?

"all's fair in love and war" seemed like a justification for the massacres to me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 22 January 2015, 06:05:20 PM
Nowt better than pounding the pavement of a new city man.

:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 22 January 2015, 08:04:35 PM
Transcribing interviews and having to listen to my own horrible, nasally stupid voice
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 08:08:03 PM
Transcribing interviews and having to listen to my own horrible, nasally stupid voice

I sound like Steven Wright at his least enthusiastic, so I feel you, man. Have to listen to my voice all the time on the footage.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 22 January 2015, 09:19:54 PM
My voice is deep and resonant. Sonorous, I'd say. Yes. Sonorous.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Thursday 22 January 2015, 11:56:30 PM
My voice is deep and resonant. Sonorous, I'd say. Yes. Sonorous.

I always had you down as stentorian. I swear I can hear you from here. :dontknow:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Sima on Friday 23 January 2015, 06:48:03 AM
My voice sounds horrific when played back.  It seems a lot deeper when i am speaking.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Friday 23 January 2015, 08:30:49 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/21/this-misguided-hipster-is-trying-to-crowdfund-money-for-13-dates-5030246/

Hipster w*****.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Friday 23 January 2015, 08:59:44 AM
What a c***
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 23 January 2015, 09:57:34 AM
What a self-important prick.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Friday 23 January 2015, 10:00:00 AM
His beard offends me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Friday 23 January 2015, 10:02:20 AM
f***ing Toms.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 23 January 2015, 10:07:02 AM
I quite like that the article's not a 'what do you think about this?' style one and just a 'look at this utter slime ball' one.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Friday 23 January 2015, 10:15:00 AM
Two people actually paid £100 to go out with him :anguish:

Also, what's with the sitting pensively on a park bench. You can't get away with photos like that when you're a 17 year old emo, never mind a 26 year old man.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ElDiablo on Friday 23 January 2015, 12:48:54 PM
Got mutual friends with him on fb. The bad point of Norwich is the faux-hipsters, bit of a haven for them.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ponsaelius on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:06:28 PM
would love to set light to that beard on his stupid hipster face
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:19:26 PM
Two people actually paid £100 to go out with him :anguish:

Also, what's with the sitting pensively on a park bench. You can't get away with photos like that when you're a 17 year old emo, never mind a 26 year old man.

I bet they're absolute beauties as well. 2 down, 11 to go you self-obsessed prick.
Anyone who pays £100 to go out with that bell is a) fat b) smelly and c) hopefully a serial killer
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:20:32 PM
His beard offends me.

It's the Amish vest.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: neesy111 on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:24:01 PM
would love to set light to that beard on his stupid hipster face

:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:29:19 PM
I want to cut the skin on his arms off and smother him with it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:31:11 PM
There's nothing wrong with that waistcoat like, or any waistcoat for that matter. I occasionally allow myself to rock the s*** out of a waistcoat.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:31:48 PM

There's nothing wrong with that waistcoat like, or any waistcoat for that matter. I occasionally allow myself to rock the s*** out of a waistcoat.

Han confirmed that guy in the picture
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:31:53 PM
Then you are rubbish.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:33:48 PM
I want to cut the skin on his arms off and smother him with it.

Cut his beard and hair off first, wrap the skin around it to make a slightly larger than Larynx-sized cylinder of hipness and shove it down his throat.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:35:00 PM
His beard offends me.

It's the Amish vest.

I don't know when the Amish became so hip, but they're absolutely killing it with the gentry.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:35:32 PM

There's nothing wrong with that waistcoat like, or any waistcoat for that matter. I occasionally allow myself to rock the s*** out of a waistcoat.

Han confirmed that guy in the picture

:lol: That entire getup is an Amish costume. It's f***ing cosplay.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Mike on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:36:15 PM
His beard offends me.

It's the Amish vest.

I don't know when the Amish became so hip, but they're absolutely killing it with the gentry.

:lol: Clothes that say "I can raise a barn" and arms that say "No I can't."
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:38:57 PM
His beard offends me.

It's the Amish vest.

I don't know when the Amish became so hip, but they're absolutely killing it with the gentry.

:lol: Clothes that say "I can raise a barn" and arms that say "No I can't."

 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:39:28 PM
Love waistcoats like, I sometimes ditch the towel and dry myself off with them after a shower. Taking a minute to really drink the moment in.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:40:40 PM
His beard offends me.

It's the Amish vest.

I don't know when the Amish became so hip, but they're absolutely killing it with the gentry.

:lol: Clothes that say "I can raise a barn" and arms that say "Insert generic tattoos here"

FYP
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:45:16 PM
His beard offends me.

It's the Amish vest.

I don't know when the Amish became so hip, but they're absolutely killing it with the gentry.

:lol: Clothes that say "I can raise a barn" and arms that say "No I can't."

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:47:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5dBE7fK.png)

Coming this summer at Urban Outfitters.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 23 January 2015, 01:53:24 PM
I've always thought of waistcoats as a way of deliberately friend-zoning yourself. If you can get away with it then that's mint like, I'd fail every time.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: YankeeToon on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:13:46 PM
Meh. Looks like half of the 'L' Train riders every morning. Generic Hipster but nothing particularly noteworthy. At least the beard's not waxed into spirals and s***.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:16:08 PM
He thinks his own love is worth being funded by others. Think of it like that. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: YankeeToon on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:21:31 PM
Well, it's like P.T. Barnum said. If there's suckers out there who are willing to pay him, good on him for finding an easy revenue stream to exploit.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:23:06 PM
People will pay for any old s*** because people=s*** - Corey Taylor 1999
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:28:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7A9dwKV.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/8iORiDp.png)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:33:10 PM
:icon_puke_r: :icon_puke_l:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:39:16 PM
Could stick him to the window with that pucker.

Waistcoats are only acceptable if you're a snooker player or a magician.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 23 January 2015, 02:49:19 PM
Hope he gets raped
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Saturday 24 January 2015, 12:10:01 AM

Hope he gets raped


:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Saturday 24 January 2015, 10:05:29 AM
Young people saying stuff like 'i need caffeine in the morning before i can function'.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Saturday 24 January 2015, 12:17:37 PM
Company slogans or advertising strap lines that are completely vacuous and say nothing at all of any note.

Example, the latest Guinness billboard advertisement is:

"Guinness has always been about Beer and People"  :lol:

No f***ing s*** Sherlock
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: thomas on Saturday 24 January 2015, 01:30:34 PM
Young people saying stuff like 'i need caffeine in the morning before i can function'.
Hate them. "Lol don't talk to me before I've had my second cup of coffee". Why? You think that's an excuse to be a c***? Get hit by a bus.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Saturday 24 January 2015, 06:11:57 PM
Young people saying stuff like 'i need caffeine in the morning before i can function'.
Hate them. "Lol don't talk to me before I've had my second cup of coffee". Why? You think that's an excuse to be a c***? Get hit by a bus.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Saturday 24 January 2015, 08:04:28 PM
Reminds me of the whole thing where people think they're the most renowned drinker in the world, as if no one else gets lashed.

Do you drink?

Ha, Do IIIIIII drink!?

I dunno, do you?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Saturday 24 January 2015, 08:06:44 PM
Sort of along the same lines, i used to work with a guy who claimed he once got so stoned he forgot how to breath. Had to go to hospital apparently.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Saturday 24 January 2015, 08:09:09 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Saturday 24 January 2015, 08:15:10 PM
Reminds me of the whole thing where people think they're the most renowned drinker in the world, as if no one else gets lashed.

Do you drink?

Ha, Do IIIIIII drink!?

I dunno, do you?

There's a whole David Brent scene around that :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Sunday 25 January 2015, 08:12:00 PM
Reminds me of the whole thing where people think they're the most renowned drinker in the world, as if no one else gets lashed.

Do you drink?

Ha, Do IIIIIII drink!?

I dunno, do you?

There's a whole David Brent scene around that :lol:

:lol:  Just went to find it before I saw your post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxbfw1BxhI
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Sunday 25 January 2015, 09:00:22 PM
American TV shows that insist on multiple recaps of what you've literally just watched  :lol:

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 25 January 2015, 09:12:45 PM
Sort of along the same lines, i used to work with a guy who claimed he once got so stoned he forgot how to breath. Had to go to hospital apparently.

This happened a friend of mine as well. Hasn't touched weed since. Too scared of it. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Sunday 25 January 2015, 09:15:14 PM
Forgetting how to breath :yao:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Sunday 25 January 2015, 10:30:08 PM
Watching something where the dialogue is really low but the sound effects are really loud
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: NEEJ on Sunday 25 January 2015, 10:51:11 PM
Sort of along the same lines, i used to work with a guy who claimed he once got so stoned he forgot how to breath. Had to go to hospital apparently.

This happened a friend of mine as well. Hasn't touched weed since. Too scared of it. :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZztoUzvXKvs
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Monday 26 January 2015, 04:43:40 AM
Youtube videos in which someone has just pointed a camera at their tv.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Monday 26 January 2015, 04:51:36 AM
Youtube videos p*ss me off in general. Filmmaking for the commons. Thing is the commons are a bunch of unwashed gormless, plebs.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Monday 26 January 2015, 08:04:13 AM
Watching something where the dialogue is really low but the sound effects are really loud

Ugh, yeah. Volume right down and subtitles for me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Monday 26 January 2015, 08:31:43 AM
Youtube videos p*ss me off in general. Filmmaking for the commons. Thing is the commons are a bunch of unwashed gormless, plebs.

Must be sickening knowing that millions more people are watching some Swede playing Call of Duty than your films.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Monday 26 January 2015, 09:06:56 AM
Youtube videos p*ss me off in general. Filmmaking for the commons. Thing is the commons are a bunch of unwashed gormless, plebs.

Must be sickening knowing that millions more people are watching some Swede playing Call of Duty than your films.

I find solace in the fact that people are remarkably stupid, and that if all else fails, just one video of a baby punching dad in the nuts or a cat flushing his s*** down the toilet will put me on the fast track to success.

Any advanced alien civilization will truly marvel at our species after just 5 minutes of watching Youtube. A species so unbelievably vacuous, yet one that still somehow stumbled on the technology to create the various viewing mediums to watch such mind-numbingly stupid horse s***. We are the Forrest Gump of interstellar civilizations.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SimplyAnth on Monday 26 January 2015, 10:54:12 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Troll on Monday 26 January 2015, 11:06:00 AM
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ruin-toms-13-dates

:lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Shay's Given Tim Flowers on Monday 26 January 2015, 11:11:49 AM
I've always thought of waistcoats as a way of deliberately friend-zoning yourself. If you can get away with it then that's mint like, I'd fail every time.

I've only ever worn them as part of a 3 piece suit. Always think they look a bit Roma Gypsy/ David Essex if worn casually.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 26 January 2015, 04:41:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5dBE7fK.png)

Coming this summer at Urban Outfitters.

This amish talk made me think Of Kingpin, good film.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Monday 26 January 2015, 04:42:16 PM
I never go on YouTube, it makes me despair of the human race.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 26 January 2015, 04:43:12 PM
I never go on YouTube, it makes me despair of the human race.

It's certainly got it's uses, if you avoid the comments.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Monday 26 January 2015, 04:57:07 PM
So much good stuff on YouTube, watched so many documentaries on their
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Monday 26 January 2015, 05:27:06 PM
On their what?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Monday 26 January 2015, 05:27:21 PM
Sorry.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: JB on Monday 26 January 2015, 07:31:32 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Monday 26 January 2015, 08:12:11 PM
Watching something where the dialogue is really low but the sound effects are really loud

Ugh, yeah. Volume right down and subtitles for me.

XBMC. :smitten:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Monday 26 January 2015, 08:16:03 PM
Watching something where the dialogue is really low but the sound effects are really loud

Ugh, yeah. Volume right down and subtitles for me.

XBMC. :smitten:
I have it installed but never use it :/
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Monday 26 January 2015, 08:50:19 PM
Old ladies that clearly bleach or have bleached their skin. They all look f***ing disgusting, someone should be around to warn the children when they pass by.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 29 January 2015, 03:49:29 PM
Music that has sounds that make you think something is happening in real life. Apparently there is not actually a s*** load of birds kicking off outside my window.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Thursday 29 January 2015, 03:55:41 PM
The Vanarama adverts in the morning.

So, so annoying.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Thursday 29 January 2015, 05:08:21 PM
Confusing boredom with hunger.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:18:01 PM
This thing with c***s starting every sentence with 'so'. When and why did that become acceptable?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:30:20 PM
This thing with c***s starting every sentence with 'so'. When and why did that become acceptable?

I posted that a while back and can put it into one full sentence with all of the little ticks that get on my tits.

'So, Lorde's new track just dropped right now, and it's amaze, right?'



Basically anything that's 'So, ......, right?' and I want to kick in all directions.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:33:37 PM
My lass sometimes does that "right?" thing, have to tell her I think I might be falling out of love with her straight away to shock her into sense and stop it creeping in.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Dave on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:34:39 PM
Every f***er on Five Live seems to answer questions with 'so' at the minute.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:42:18 PM
It's everywhere Dave, Twitter is amok with c***s doing it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:49:08 PM
'um' and 'so' used to drive me nuts. At meetings, I used to keep an 'um', 'so', 'uh' tally for every asshole just to get through the hour of horse s***. It's a dangerous game though. Try speaking after you make the tally. Dead silence in between thoughts.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 29 January 2015, 08:52:12 PM
I hate almost all work patter like, this guy did a presentation today and started with the contents slide which had "Me" as the first bullet.  His first words were "OK, so I'm going to start with my favourite subject - ME".  Took a lot of effort not to mouth the word "c***" so just made a point of looking bored and disinterested instead.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:01:25 PM
I hate almost all work patter like, this guy did a presentation today and started with the contents slide which had "Me" as the first bullet.  His first words were "OK, so I'm going to start with my favourite subject - ME".  Took a lot of effort not to mouth the word "c***" so just made a point of looking bored and disinterested instead.

c*** radar overload. :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:05:34 PM
I hate almost all work patter like, this guy did a presentation today and started with the contents slide which had "Me" as the first bullet.  His first words were "OK, so I'm going to start with my favourite subject - ME".  Took a lot of effort not to mouth the word "c***" so just made a point of looking bored and disinterested instead.

 :lol: :lol: I'm not sure I could have resisted
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:21:29 PM
One of, if not THE main reason that I'm nowhere in my career is because I'm incapable of hiding my disgust for people like that when they do things like that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:29:25 PM
I'd do very well to stifle a laugh in that situation. What was he presenting on?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:32:00 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:44:07 PM
One of, if not THE main reason that I'm nowhere in my career is because I'm incapable of hiding my disgust for people like that when they do things like that.

:lol: It's becoming a massive challenge now.

I'd do very well to stifle a laugh in that situation. What was he presenting on?

Digital advertising.  I think he was trying to get a laugh but everyone just shuffled awkwardly.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jack Flash on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:48:55 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:52:20 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx

Disturbing
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:54:31 PM
I'm sure I could name a comment I deleted without actually posting and Jack would still find it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheHoob on Thursday 29 January 2015, 09:56:04 PM
Part of my new job is meeting with various business consultants and i'd say I loathe 90% of them.  :lol: It's like they all live in a shared bubble where they all just talk utter s*** to eachother and massage one anothers ego.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:00:21 PM
I left a copy of an email my Boss had sent me on my desk, complete with all the grammatical errors and spelling mistakes fixed in red pen, which he seen :lol:

Whoops
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:03:07 PM
I've resigned myself to the fact that I will go through life working for and with human beings who are vastly inferior to me.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:04:05 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx

How on earth did you find that purely with the information that I gave? I dunno how you did that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:04:36 PM
'HD Ready'

Ah reet, not HD then.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TheHoob on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:07:39 PM
 :lol: We all got caught griefing a clients website which had loads of 'inspirational' quotes attributed to himself mixed in with Nietzsche and the Dalai Lama which clearly stood out like a sore thumb.

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop "- Confucious
“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.” - Aristotle
"Divven't be a bellend" - TheHoob
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:32:50 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx

How on earth did you find that purely with the information that I gave? I dunno how you did that.

Absolute piece of p*ss tbh, just found it myself.  You lot don't know how to use the search function, whereas I have often used it to see off enemies.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:33:17 PM
One of, if not THE main reason that I'm nowhere in my career is because I'm incapable of hiding my disgust for people like that when they do things like that.

:lol: It's becoming a massive challenge now.

I'd do very well to stifle a laugh in that situation. What was he presenting on?

Digital advertising.  I think he was trying to get a laugh but everyone just shuffled awkwardly.

No surprise there like
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 10:47:00 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx

How on earth did you find that purely with the information that I gave? I dunno how you did that.

Absolute piece of p*ss tbh, just found it myself.  You lot don't know how to use the search function, whereas I have often used it to see off enemies.

I sort of do, but I don't know all the different ways to search like.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:19:56 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx

How on earth did you find that purely with the information that I gave? I dunno how you did that.

Absolute piece of p*ss tbh, just found it myself.  You lot don't know how to use the search function, whereas I have often used it to see off enemies.

I sort of do, but I don't know all the different ways to search like.

For that one, search "Trainer" by "Kid Icarus" and you'll find it within seconds.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:22:25 PM
Wish I could find the post about that trainer I had that used to start sentences with 'Them is'

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,29304.msg2667313.html#msg2667313

xx

How on earth did you find that purely with the information that I gave? I dunno how you did that.

Absolute piece of p*ss tbh, just found it myself.  You lot don't know how to use the search function, whereas I have often used it to see off enemies.

I sort of do, but I don't know all the different ways to search like.

For that one, search "Trainer" by "Kid Icarus" and you'll find it within seconds.

I went "Them is" them+is by Kid Icarus and funnily enough didn't find it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:23:52 PM
:lol: Me too at first, then I thought what would the Flasher do?

My post a few later on:

Quote
I do sometimes wonder why I put so much effort in at English, nobody seems arsed. :lol: They should have had 10 classes a week on bulldozing your way through life, with the onus on unshakable and unjustified confidence - the school would have spat out millionaires by the dozen.

Never been truer.  Hate it all.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:37:04 PM
I remember laughing at that unshakable and unjustifiable confidence thing. :lol:

By contrast

Quote
I remember when I used to pipe up in training and university if something was wrong, now my soul has just been crushed by the general inability to success ratio in powerful positions that I've learned to just suppress all my urges to do the right thing, because I'll get nowhere with that attitude.

I'm back to piping up now and I'm sort of, in a way, maybe getting there? That period in my life when I'd just got back from Japan where I'd been a respected teacher, chatting away about the imagery of Faulkner, Greene and others with an English Professor, to then coming back - ill - to go to my old job, in the same building that I'd been in...except they were moving so it was empty, all my friends from the past gone (now that's imagery) and being taught by a woman who was on 25 grand a year, but couldn't string a sentence together...well, it was just f***ing horrible. It was kind of like being forced to go back to your old school, but you were older and your mates weren't there, it was f***ing horrible. :lol:

Andy was there at the same time as me as well, and Ketsbaia (the poster) as well. IIRC, they absolutely hated the experience as well.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:47:43 PM
What do the people that we hate, have as pet hates?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fugazi on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:48:18 PM
Imagine Tommy Pickering in this thread.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:51:30 PM
:lol:

why do people have pet hates, too many haters thats why, i hate them with all my heart
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:52:43 PM
What do the people that we hate, have as pet hates?

Given that I hate everyone to varying degrees I'll plump for everything.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:53:45 PM
I left a copy of an email my Boss had sent me on my desk, complete with all the grammatical errors and spelling mistakes fixed in red pen, which he seen :lol:

Whoops

:lol: I reckon you done fix that grammar and spelling up real good.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Heron on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:54:51 PM
 :lol:

Mint.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:56:54 PM
Well spotted, you t*** :p
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 29 January 2015, 11:57:46 PM
What do the people that we hate, have as pet hates?

Given that I hate everyone to varying degrees I'll plump for everything.

You know sometimes like you meet someone, and your like 'f***ing hell this guy is literally the biggest bell end of all time", and you think to yourself, there are people that actively hang around with this bloke, phone him up for a beer, drop him a text. bends my mind
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Friday 30 January 2015, 12:00:08 AM
Well spotted, you t*** :p

:lol: You're f***ing welcome, I'm always there for this kind of thing.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Friday 30 January 2015, 12:11:38 AM
Well spotted, you t*** :p

:lol: You're f***ing welcome, I'm always there for this kind of thing.

Did a s*** today that had the odour of a 3 week old dead rat. I'm always here for this kind of thing

There, we're evens  :aww:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: newsted on Friday 30 January 2015, 12:23:15 AM
Well spotted, you t*** :p

:lol: You're f***ing welcome, I'm always there for this kind of thing.

Did a s*** today that had the odour of a 3 week old dead rat. I'm always here for this kind of thing

There, we're evens  :aww:

So pleased you're hundreds of miles away. :) x
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Belfast Mags on Friday 30 January 2015, 12:38:04 AM
I'm a lot closer to you than you think  ;)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Friday 30 January 2015, 12:40:48 PM
My lass sometimes does that "right?" thing, have to tell her I think I might be falling out of love with her straight away to shock her into sense and stop it creeping in.


You are capable of love?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 30 January 2015, 08:08:11 PM
How frustratingly long the questions are on Mastermind.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: MKSC on Friday 30 January 2015, 08:40:07 PM
That must really big you as you took the time to write it down on the internet twice.

Jill brings you her pet hates in stereo.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Friday 30 January 2015, 08:43:14 PM
I'd say probably about 80% of my online comments are repeated several times via here, Facebook and Twitter.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Saturday 31 January 2015, 08:13:08 PM
Fraud prevention. Please pack it in blocking my card, Lloyds, there are perfectly valid reasons why I would require cashback more than 3 times in a day.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Sunday 1 February 2015, 04:24:21 AM
Based on the above - folk who take out pathetically small amounts of money when they'll obviously need more.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Sunday 1 February 2015, 11:34:52 AM
I hate iOS 8.

I've had an iPhone 5 coming up two years, it came with iOS 6 and I never bothered upgrading because when the wife downloaded iOS 7 I noticed it looked absolutely s****. So anyway, months down the line and I'm searching for a couple of apps but none work on iOS 6. Some I'm forced to upgrade.

Ha! Upgrade? Aside from the fact it looks s*** my signal is now half as good and the battery lasts half as long. Cheers Apple there's no way I'm getting another iPhone.

Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Sunday 1 February 2015, 11:37:46 AM
Based on the above - folk who take out pathetically small amounts of money when they'll obviously need more.

HSBC refused to let me draw my own money out last year because I couldn't prove where it was going. I was buying a car privately and wanted cash they said no. Arseholes!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Sunday 1 February 2015, 12:09:18 PM
Yep, I went in a couple of days before I actually needed the cash in case they needed notice to take a hefty chunk out. And they refused.

And after twenty minutes discussing it with the manager they still refused. Now I can understand money laundering questions need to be asked when paying money in, but not taking it out.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Sunday 1 February 2015, 01:19:38 PM
I did.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Fenham Mag on Sunday 1 February 2015, 04:47:16 PM
Just sick to f***ing death of windchill.

Frosty calm days are fine, f***, f***, f*** you windchill.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 2 February 2015, 02:25:31 PM
Just sick to f***ing death of windchill.

Frosty calm days are fine, f***, f***, f*** you windchill.

Id rather it be dry and windy, rather than wet and windy.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 2 February 2015, 02:32:48 PM
I hate iOS 8.

I've had an iPhone 5 coming up two years, it came with iOS 6 and I never bothered upgrading because when the wife downloaded iOS 7 I noticed it looked absolutely s****. So anyway, months down the line and I'm searching for a couple of apps but none work on iOS 6. Some I'm forced to upgrade.

Ha! Upgrade? Aside from the fact it looks s*** my signal is now half as good and the battery lasts half as long. Cheers Apple there's no way I'm getting another iPhone.



They've changed the calculation on what defines a good signal a whole host of times. Are you actually noticing dropped calls and the like, or is it just that you're seeing less bars?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 2 February 2015, 02:38:42 PM
I did.

Good on you. What did they say to that?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Monday 2 February 2015, 09:26:45 PM
I hate iOS 8.

I've had an iPhone 5 coming up two years, it came with iOS 6 and I never bothered upgrading because when the wife downloaded iOS 7 I noticed it looked absolutely s****. So anyway, months down the line and I'm searching for a couple of apps but none work on iOS 6. Some I'm forced to upgrade.

Ha! Upgrade? Aside from the fact it looks s*** my signal is now half as good and the battery lasts half as long. Cheers Apple there's no way I'm getting another iPhone.



They've changed the calculation on what defines a good signal a whole host of times. Are you actually noticing dropped calls and the like, or is it just that you're seeing less bars?


Mostly less bars though there's a few places I'd get 3G where now it seems I cant. Living in the sticks this is a big issue.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Monday 2 February 2015, 09:29:00 PM
I did.

Good on you. What did they say to that?

Goodbye, basically. Not much more than that.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 2 February 2015, 09:44:46 PM
I did.

Good on you. What did they say to that?

Goodbye, basically. Not much more than that.

I hope they actually gave you your money then :lol:.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 08:24:26 AM
Got up to get an earlier train and find out sensible people don't get a seat and lazy people always do. Poor.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: henke on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 02:19:01 PM
I did.

Good on you. What did they say to that?

Goodbye, basically. Not much more than that.

I hope they actually gave you your money then :lol:.

About two weeks later it landed at my new bank. I miss HSBCs online banking as it was much better but they'd p*ssed me off before and this was the final straw.

On the day I phoned my mam who loaned me the cash. Taken from 2 accounts, one of which was at the same branch of HSBC id just been booed off at.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Open_C on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 04:28:34 PM
Noisy talkers on trains.  Currently going between York and Kings Cross direct sat next to two coroners who clearly think they're the most interesting people in the country, with the most interesting jobs, which every f***er else must want to hear about.  Alas for me, this is not the case.

My sense of public decency prevents me from just turning up the music to a level which will drown them out :anguish:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 04:32:31 PM
Noisy talkers on trains.  Currently going between York and Kings Cross direct sat next to two coroners who clearly think they're the most interesting people in the country, with the most interesting jobs, which every f***er else must want to hear about.  Alas for me, this is not the case.

My sense of public decency prevents me from just turning up the music to a level which will drown them out :anguish:

Closed back earphones or IEMS are what you require sir.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Rustin Cohle on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 04:35:48 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Open_C on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 04:39:36 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Rustin Cohle on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:01:38 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:03:29 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym

:thup:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Rustin Cohle on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:06:59 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym

:thup:

Uploading a pint at the airport
The tiny ponytails on the top of lads heads in 2014
Celeb Big Brother
XFactor
The Voice
I'm a Celebrity
Uploading photos of trainers to twitter, caption: "New wheels"
Footballers uploading football boots to twitter, caption: "Thanks adidas for the new boots and great service"
Uploading photos of delivery packages from ASOS or wherever to facebook
Little dogs with a high pitched yappy bark.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:08:31 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym

:thup:

Uploading a pint at the airport
The tiny ponytails on the top of lads heads in 2014
Celeb Big Brother
XFactor
The Voice
I'm a Celebrity
Uploading photos of trainers to twitter, caption: "New wheels"
Footballers uploading football boots to twitter, caption: "Thanks adidas for the new boots and great service"
Uploading photos of delivery packages from ASOS or wherever to facebook
Little dogs with a high pitched yappy bark.

I avoid social media like the plague so don't suffer any of that drivel.

I also only stream stuff so don't suffer any of that awful TV as well.

Thank f*** for choice!
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Rustin Cohle on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:10:40 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym

:thup:

Uploading a pint at the airport
The tiny ponytails on the top of lads heads in 2014
Celeb Big Brother
XFactor
The Voice
I'm a Celebrity
Uploading photos of trainers to twitter, caption: "New wheels"
Footballers uploading football boots to twitter, caption: "Thanks adidas for the new boots and great service"
Uploading photos of delivery packages from ASOS or wherever to facebook
Little dogs with a high pitched yappy bark.

I avoid social media like the plague so don't suffer any of that drivel.

I also only stream stuff so don't suffer any of that awful TV as well.

Thank f*** for choice!

XBMC is the dogs bollocks for TV & movies.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:15:47 PM
Who persuaded Tommy to sign up?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:38:52 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym

Wouldn't make buddies too soon rocafella, we've got a knuckle dragging try-hard Colback lover here. I guarantee it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: r0cafella on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:49:04 PM
Loud eaters
Loud breathers
People who talk over TV or films
People in skinny jeans with chunky Nike trainers
People who Q outside the Apple store to spend £500+ on a phone
People who stink
Fat people
Fat people who stink
People who spend a couple of quid on a cuppa coffee from Starbucks just so they can walk about with the cup its served in like its a fashion accessory
Comprehensive effort, and yet concise :thup:

A cheeky pint
A cheeky nandos
A cheeky haircut
A cheeky gym session
A cheeky trip to the Metro Centre
Canada Goose
House music
Deep house music
Hipsters
Football hipsters
Football hooligans
Protein shakes
The gym

Wouldn't make buddies too soon rocafella, we've got a knuckle dragging try-hard Colback lover here. I guarantee it.

If that's the case

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/camby.png)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:51:34 PM
True Detective fan so I'll let it pass
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: joeyt on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:52:11 PM
Just seen he doesn't rate HBA :yao:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:53:38 PM
Or Vurn.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Rustin Cohle on Tuesday 3 February 2015, 05:57:32 PM
Or Vurn.

Cant blame me for that one. He's just an expensive Colback.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 10:33:45 AM
You were doing well as well. I like your dislike for a lot of modern society, but I can't agree on any dislike for HBA or little Vurn.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 11:46:42 AM
Blatantly irrelevant adverts. Spotify is the worst. Oh, you've been listening to chill-out music? Maybe you'll like digsters hip-hop BANGERS UH WHERE-DEY-AT? HUH! WERE DEY AT YO *booooooom clap* CLAP DAT BOOTY RIGHT UP IN HYUUURRRR. *back to chilled playlist*.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: firetotheworks on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 11:48:43 AM
Pay the £9.99.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 11:49:17 AM
Spotify Premium is well worth the tenner a month IMO.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 01:48:44 PM
I wonder if anyone's able to do yoga without taking pictures of themselves doing it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 01:55:46 PM
I wonder if anyone's able to do yoga without taking pictures of themselves doing it.

Very true, thankfully most tend to have delicious bottoms so I'll allow it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 02:44:02 PM
I wonder if anyone's able to do yoga without taking pictures of themselves doing it.

Very true, thankfully most tend to have delicious bottoms so I'll allow it.

(http://www.womanofstyleandsubstance.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/yoga-lady.jpg)

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/395/200/ba4.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 02:55:26 PM
The fat lass sitting next to me right now.
She talks about how often she goes to the gym and yet eats aaaallllll day.

Nice girl but stop kidding yourself love. Think how much scran you could afford if you cancelled your gym membership.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Rustin Cohle on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 03:34:34 PM
The fat lass sitting next to me right now.
She talks about how often she goes to the gym and yet eats aaaallllll day.

Nice girl but stop kidding yourself love. Think how much scran you could afford if you cancelled your gym membership.

Did you tell her?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 03:41:37 PM
Yeah, she took it really well
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 03:59:23 PM
Lance Armstrong. Such a f***ing c***. Die. Of ball cancer.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/02/03/lance-armstrong-cited-with-hit-and-run-after-trying-to-pin-it-on-his-girlfriend/
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Toondave on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 04:01:34 PM
on today of all days

newpagehighhorse
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 04:02:36 PM
Crazy to think how celebrated he was once upon a time. Meteoric fall from grace.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 04:06:48 PM
Lance Armstrong. Such a f***ing c***. Die. Of ball cancer.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/02/03/lance-armstrong-cited-with-hit-and-run-after-trying-to-pin-it-on-his-girlfriend/

He is such a bell.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 04:08:40 PM
on today of all days

newpagehighhorse

Didn't realize it's World Cancer Day. :scared:

Well, I hope it happens tomorrow, instead. Unless it would result in greater research funding by happening today, in which case I hope it happens today.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: steve_69 on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 04:10:41 PM
on today of all days

newpagehighhorse

Didn't realize it's World Cancer Day. :scared:

Well, I hope it happens tomorrow, instead. Unless it would result in greater research funding by happening today, in which case I hope it happens today.

Nice save.  :lol:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: QuakesMag on Wednesday 4 February 2015, 10:19:07 PM
Lance Armstrong. Such a f***ing c***. Die. Of ball cancer.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/02/03/lance-armstrong-cited-with-hit-and-run-after-trying-to-pin-it-on-his-girlfriend/

He is such a bell.

wow. he is honing douchebaggery to perfection. Probably taking banned substances to enhance it.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: TBG on Thursday 5 February 2015, 09:48:55 AM
The latest Tinder update.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jill on Thursday 5 February 2015, 01:24:58 PM
There's an episode of The Office (US) that deals with this, but the state of the microwave at work. Because it's so difficult to take a cloth round the inside when your soup has just exploded in there.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 5 February 2015, 01:40:54 PM
There's an episode of The Office (US) that deals with this, but the state of the microwave at work. Because it's so difficult to take a cloth round the inside when your soup has just exploded in there.  :rolleyes:

Gimp!  :rant:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Disco on Thursday 5 February 2015, 01:49:05 PM
There's an episode of The Office (US) that deals with this, but the state of the microwave at work. Because it's so difficult to take a cloth round the inside when your soup has just exploded in there.  :rolleyes:

We've got a placca guard to put over your bait at our place, despite this the inside of the microwave is utterly lifting.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 5 February 2015, 01:55:41 PM
There's an episode of The Office (US) that deals with this, but the state of the microwave at work. Because it's so difficult to take a cloth round the inside when your soup has just exploded in there.  :rolleyes:

We've got a placca guard to put over your bait at our place, despite this the inside of the microwave is utterly lifting.

:lol: If this was a few years ago I'd feel the American contingent on the board wouldn't comprehend this. I think they're pretty well integrated these days, though.
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 5 February 2015, 02:00:03 PM
Really? You're trying to knock our microwave hustle?
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Post by: Jill on Thursday 5 February 2015, 02:01:08 PM
The kitchen is rank in general like. I saw someone coming out the kitchen with a bowl of fruit and greek yoghurt, went in there and there was yoghurt all across the bench that she'd just left. :thdn:
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 5 February 2015, 02:01:29 PM
Really? You're trying to knock our microwave hustle?

:lol: I think Jimbo means the dialect. "Placca" is the only one I don't think I've heard/read before.

"Plastic", I take it?
Title: Re: Your Pet Hates