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Title: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:49:54 PM
I can't make my mind up. :neutral:
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:51:03 PM
What the f*** is a 'bab'?

A s***? Never heard it called that before.
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:51:20 PM
What the f*** is a 'bab'?

A s***? Never heard it called that before.

Srsly? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:52:08 PM
A bab, that's a new one.
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:52:31 PM
Must be some Yorkshire bollocks.
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:52:47 PM
Think it's an acronym for blowjob and bumming.
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:54:27 PM
Think it's an acronym for blowjob and bumming.

Well someone prefers a recently used seat for such activities, anyway. :puke:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:55:18 PM
Title edited for Greg and stuff.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:57:13 PM
Warm, despite the fact it's still fresh from previous usage, it also makes you far too comfortable. You are not supposed to feal comfy whikst taking a s*** in a mingin club toilet.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 01:58:13 PM
Cold.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:01:32 PM
Cold.

It's only cold for a split second though then you forget about it. When it's already warm it stays warm and it feels wrong. Ugh.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:03:50 PM
I don't care as long as I don't have to wipe someone else's p*ss from it
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:04:37 PM
Warm is so much worse. Cold is good, feels cleanish and private. Someone's done a great big dirty s*** literally seconds before if you sit on a warm seat.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:07:04 PM
Regardles of what you choose theres nowt worse than needing a s*** when your out, especialy when it turns out to be a 15 minute masacre job. Just feel so dirty
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:09:19 PM
I have never done a poo in a public toilet.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:18:14 PM
I envy your bowels
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:18:43 PM
Seriously thou, how is that even possible? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:27:25 PM
I always have a poo in the evening before sleep, then a poo when I wake up. Usually after breakfast.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: NEEJ on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:30:02 PM
Why would anyone possible want it warm? All that means is some big fat disgusting c*** has just dropped the kids off.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:33:53 PM
I am like clockwork with defecating also, 2 out of 3 days when I get up before my shower and 1 out of 4 days in the evening before I sleep. I don't recall ever doing so in a public toilet but I may have done whilst I was inebriated, and in that situation I couldn't care less whether the seat is warm or cold.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:43:59 PM
I'd say I probably s*** in a public toilet 4/5 times a week, no joke.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:47:07 PM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Also has anyone had to cack in the dark?

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Colocho on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:55:36 PM
A bab?   :lol:

In all seriousness, I can't s*** in public places. Probably Freudian.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 02:57:52 PM
I think we need to define "public places" as opposed to "public toilets". One is acceptable, the other is a problem.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: La Parka on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:03:30 PM
other peoples warm seat makes me feel ill.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:10:01 PM
I think we need to define "public places" as opposed to "public toilets". One is acceptable, the other is a problem.
Aye, I had to sleep p*ssed as a c*** in the latter when I fell out with my mates in pooley bridge, a truly woeful night.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Colocho on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:20:10 PM
I think we need to define "public places" as opposed to "public toilets". One is acceptable, the other is a problem.
Aye, I had to sleep p*ssed as a c*** in the latter when I fell out with my mates in pooley bridge, a truly woeful night.

Surely there are better places to pass out than in a public toilet?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:22:15 PM
At least if it's warm, you know the person before you has cleaned the p*ss off the seat before they went for a s***.

Even when I clean up the p*ss on a toilet seat I don't like sitting down on it afterwards though.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:33:46 PM
other peoples warm seat makes me feel ill.

It unnerves me.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:37:15 PM
I think we need to define "public places" as opposed to "public toilets". One is acceptable, the other is a problem.
Aye, I had to sleep p*ssed as a c*** in the latter when I fell out with my mates in pooley bridge, a truly woeful night.

Surely there are better places to pass out than in a public toilet?
Not on a freezing cold night in the lake district theres not
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:41:28 PM
:lol: Pooley Bridge. I live near there, why the f*** were you there?

BTW, I class public toilets as ones that aren't in peoples houses. I hardly ever s*** in council maintained ones, there are barely any in newcastle city centre anyway.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:51:00 PM
:lol: Pooley Bridge. I live near there, why the f*** were you there?

BTW, I class public toilets as ones that aren't in peoples houses. I hardly ever s*** in council maintained ones, there are barely any in newcastle city centre anyway.
camping in park foot (i think thats what it's called), it's a nice place like and that pub has one of e best beer gardens i've seen
Title: Re: Doing a bab in public/communal toilets
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:51:31 PM
What the f*** is a 'bab'?

A s***? Never heard it called that before.

Isn't it derivative of the scottish term "Babbies Heed" (baby's head) much like a turtles head (toitles for Mike) but the head of a babby  instead of a turtle (toitle for Mike)?

How would you define a pubshat? It is a public house after all!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Bowie on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:53:16 PM
Gotta be f***ing weird if you like the warmth of another man's arse cheeks like.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:54:33 PM
Gotta be f***ing weird if you like the warmth of another man's arse cheeks like.

Maybe its a wallsend thing, we like ice cold bog seats.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Yorkie on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 03:56:49 PM
'Bab'. :thup:

Twas my first word for poo.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: madras on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 04:01:46 PM
providing the bogs clean i've no problem where it is. even if a private cludgy is manky i'd probably keep the bomb bay doors shut.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: La Parka on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 04:38:06 PM
we had an outside toilet in my parents house, so cold toilet seats are comforting.

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 04:52:56 PM
Warm, despite the fact it's still fresh from previous usage, it also makes you far too comfortable. You are not supposed to feal comfy whikst taking a s*** in a mingin club toilet.

You s*** in club toilets? Get to f*** :lol:

We've got a pretty sound public toilet that's always clean. Makes me laugh, the amount of people that use our pub's p*ss-ridden toilets during the day, when there's a pristine well-maintained public toilet constantly manned half a minute away.

I personally don't like to s*** many places, because mine are so unhealthy it just takes wayy too long and it gets embarrassing. But when there's no choice, I like neither cold nor warm. So I use half the bog roll to clean the p*ss off the toilet, and then a bit placed on the seat itself to sit on, so it's both clean and not warm, but not too cold.

Because they're never that solid, the bog roll already in the toilet leaves my s*** settled on top, so I can admire what looks exactly like a dog turd, and it amuses me.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 04:54:51 PM
Just cover the seat in bog roll and put a crash mat down and you're sorted.

Although I'd only drop one in a public place if I was on the verge of shitting myself.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 04:58:24 PM
I can have a s*** about as quick as a p*ss. Advantages of vegetarianism :snod:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ian W on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:03:49 PM
I can have a s*** about as quick as a p*ss. Advantages of vegetarianism :snod:

Mine are very quick too, and I love meat. Always mystified me how people can read or anything like that, takes me about 30 seconds to get in, do the business and get out.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:09:21 PM
I take forever because I choose to. I'm not actually shitting most the time, normally the shitting is complete within 2 minutes, the rest is just a bit of 'me' time. Me and Angry Birds anyway.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:09:46 PM
Warm, despite the fact it's still fresh from previous usage, it also makes you far too comfortable. You are not supposed to feal comfy whikst taking a s*** in a mingin club toilet.

You s*** in club toilets? Get to f*** :lol:

We've got a pretty sound public toilet that's always clean. Makes me laugh, the amount of people that use our pub's p*ss-ridden toilets during the day, when there's a pristine well-maintained public toilet constantly manned half a minute away.

I personally don't like to s*** many places, because mine are so unhealthy it just takes wayy too long and it gets embarrassing. But when there's no choice, I like neither cold nor warm. So I use half the bog roll to clean the p*ss off the toilet, and then a bit placed on the seat itself to sit on, so it's both clean and not warm, but not too cold.

Because they're never that solid, the bog roll already in the toilet leaves my s*** settled on top, so I can admire what looks exactly like a dog turd, and it amuses me.
I meant pub toilets, I wouldn't dare have a s**** when I was actualy on a night out, i'd rather go home :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:14:36 PM
Once had to have a s**** in the away end at Old Trafford, it was either that or s*** myself, horrible experience, had to hover.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:16:19 PM
Never had a s**** at a match before, think I'd have to go to the disableys, if I was gonna s*** myself.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Heneage on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:19:53 PM
I take forever because I choose to. I'm not actually shitting most the time, normally the shitting is complete within 2 minutes, the rest is just a bit of 'me' time. Me and Angry Birds anyway.
This.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: wormy on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 05:20:59 PM
I can have a s*** about as quick as a p*ss. Advantages of vegetarianism :snod:

Mine are very quick too, and I love meat. Always mystified me how people can read or anything like that, takes me about 30 seconds to get in, do the business and get out.

To be fair, most people who read and s*** aren't actually letting out the dookie the whole time. They just consider it, as SEMTEX says, 'me time'. Can't do that meself, like.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: ZeRoE on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:00:03 PM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:03:19 PM
100% record of shitting on my visits to the Estadio De La Luz (Mackemsville), toilets weren't too bad. Never done it at SJP due to the horrificness of the toilets.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:21:35 PM
f*** public toilets.

(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/y/7/y75uic7grz1hcig7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:23:35 PM
Can't poo in public. Thankfully never been in a situation where it's been necessary. I don't like weeing in a toilet with a warm seat though, it's creepy.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:24:03 PM
girls dont poo
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:28:13 PM
I take forever because I choose to. I'm not actually shitting most the time, normally the shitting is complete within 2 minutes, the rest is just a bit of 'me' time. Me and Angry Birds anyway.

This.

girls dont poo

and this.

Anyway, cold all the way.

I have stepped into a few cubicles where the air is still warm recently, that's the bad times. Especially when they are still in there and you are caught between "s***, he's gonna be well uncomfortable I have gone in after he has just had a s***" and "s***, he probably thinks I am a poo sniffing pervert".
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:34:04 PM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:


Your avatar is not fair man!! I keep watching it and watching it, hoping I'll see a tit! The mere fact that I AM one, does not cut the mustard! (has that saying been brought up in Alchopolic's thread)


No you are NOT an alchy, just another s**** twist on your username.  O0
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:38:01 PM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:


Your avatar is not fair man!! I keep watching it and watching it, hoping I'll see a tit! The mere fact that I AM one, does not cut the mustard! (has that saying been brought up in Alchopolic's thread)

nsfw:

Spoiler
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 O0

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TBG on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:38:47 PM
Tempted to drop a Turkish delight in the Gallowgate end toilets that McDonald's has went straight through me
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: McCormick on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 06:57:22 PM
Anyone who "downloads the Brown report" in a club toilet has every right to feel like a complete low-life.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 07:15:11 PM
Anyone who "downloads the Brown report" in a club toilet has every right to feel like a complete low-life.

Even if its a gary s*** in the ladies at WHQ?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 07:16:58 PM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:


Your avatar is not fair man!! I keep watching it and watching it, hoping I'll see a tit! The mere fact that I AM one, does not cut the mustard! (has that saying been brought up in Alchopolic's thread)

nsfw:

Spoiler
[close]

 O0


Now I want to see her face (gay I know), f***ing never ending circle of dissapointment.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Clay on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 07:19:07 PM
Gotta be f***ing weird if you like the warmth of another man's arse cheeks like.

 Is the right answer. I can't say I've ever sat on a bog seat and been relieved to find that someone has warmed it up for me just moments before by most likely having a s*** :lol:

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: McCormick on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 07:26:11 PM
Anyone who "downloads the Brown report" in a club toilet has every right to feel like a complete low-life.

Even if its a gary s*** in the ladies at WHQ?

Of course not. Otherwise I'd have to seriously reconsider my main pulling technique.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: BooBoo on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 07:27:49 PM
I'll take a dump pretty much anywhere tbh. Only a Trainspotting style loo will stop me.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 19 April 2011, 07:50:44 PM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:


Your avatar is not fair man!! I keep watching it and watching it, hoping I'll see a tit! The mere fact that I AM one, does not cut the mustard! (has that saying been brought up in Alchopolic's thread)

nsfw:

Spoiler
[close]

 O0


Now I want to see her face (gay I know), f***ing never ending circle of dissapointment.


Go onnnnnnnnnnnnnn bitch!! Get ya baps oot!!     :celb:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: wormy on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 12:05:25 AM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:


Your avatar is not fair man!! I keep watching it and watching it, hoping I'll see a tit! The mere fact that I AM one, does not cut the mustard! (has that saying been brought up in Alchopolic's thread)

nsfw:

Spoiler
[close]

 O0


Now I want to see her face (gay I know), f***ing never ending circle of dissapointment.

f*** that. Years of that GIF taunting me. My life is complete.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 12:12:51 AM
Warm seat, Cold seat?, What about the only cubicle... and the seat is wet?  :sadnod:


Your avatar is not fair man!! I keep watching it and watching it, hoping I'll see a tit! The mere fact that I AM one, does not cut the mustard! (has that saying been brought up in Alchopolic's thread)

nsfw:

Spoiler
[close]

 O0


Now I want to see her face (gay I know), f***ing never ending circle of dissapointment.

Spoiler
[close]

Here you go, face time. :thup:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 12:13:51 AM
Cold bog seat is a must.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: The Prophet on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 01:17:13 AM
If it's warm you know some big sweaty bloke has been curling one out out just moments earlier. Cold every day of the week.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 01:27:09 AM
Can't believe you animals don't put bog roll over the seat on a public shitter.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: wormy on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 01:31:23 AM
Can't believe you animals don't put bog roll over the seat on a public shitter.

:thup:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 02:02:17 AM
Trust Kaiser to come up with the goods man, She'd get it like, aye.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Incognito on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 07:00:58 AM
I laid a couple of large cables in the upper Gallowgate bogs on my last visit to SJP.
Missed the first 5 minutes cos of them.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: adam on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 10:24:27 AM
I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 11:16:39 AM
I laid a couple of large cables in the upper Gallowgate bogs on my last visit to SJP.
Missed the first 5 minutes cos of them.

This brings me nicely onto a question I pondered whilst in the toilets last night.

Does anyone have a s*** in football stadiums? The toilets are always horrific.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 11:22:58 AM
I laid a couple of large cables

:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Big Geordie on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 05:25:19 PM
You younger lads are lucky. Anyone of a similar age to me (and older) will remember the old bogs in the Gallowgate End. A gutter against a wall, no roof and I think one bog that I certainly never had the misfortune to need. Scarey times!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 07:01:04 PM
I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.

I went through that phase, hard to let a rave poo go when theres bog trolls kicking about and loads of people off the nut in the bogs.

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Big Geordie on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 07:04:56 PM
What's a 'rave' poo, for us old gits?!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: adam on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 09:05:59 PM
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 21 April 2011, 12:32:21 AM
:lol: :lol: Best description ever.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 21 April 2011, 12:41:14 AM
:lol: Tis a very, very good description like.

They're always massively satisfying and scummy in equal measure.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Thursday 21 April 2011, 12:45:01 AM
Always get proper gassy when I'm on pills like.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: MW on Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:04:57 AM
Had a s*** in the Goose before the match last night, was alright
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:06:30 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:08:01 AM
Best/worst thing about rave poos is trying to wipe your arse when you're legs have lives of their own. Nightmare.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:17:45 AM
Don't tell me you stand to wipe?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:58:10 AM
Course not
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: pedro111 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:27:07 PM
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:30:15 PM
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying. (http://i56.tinypic.com/mtwnk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:43:39 PM
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying. (http://i56.tinypic.com/mtwnk7.jpg)

I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:44:35 PM
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying. (http://i56.tinypic.com/mtwnk7.jpg)

I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.

Ask the people who have met me. (http://i56.tinypic.com/mtwnk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:50:04 PM
Yeah, he really is that person.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:51:09 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:52:56 PM
We didn't laugh, at the time.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:53:27 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:56:58 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/mtwnk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:59:28 PM
I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:01:49 PM
I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.

I wish I knew what you were talking about. (http://i56.tinypic.com/mtwnk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:06:51 PM
Bouncer.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AliGupter on Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:08:06 PM
Bouncer.

:lol: Never.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:08:18 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Anderson on Friday 22 April 2011, 12:38:35 AM
I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.

One thing I've never understood about Digi is it's an alreet club but the bogs look like something out of Chernobyl or something. Always flooded and non of the doors work, ever.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Conjo on Friday 22 April 2011, 03:04:24 AM
Nothing like laying down some dirty work while at home parties. Then go all:
(http://i.imgur.com/Fjnon.png)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: PCW1983 on Friday 29 April 2011, 03:31:41 AM
Saw this and thought of this thread immediately

(http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/Philly1983/426f94ed.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ryan_Taylor on Friday 29 April 2011, 09:55:27 AM
Saw this and thought of this thread immediately

(http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/Philly1983/426f94ed.jpg)

Very true :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Friday 29 April 2011, 12:37:42 PM
Then you need to cough


FFFFFUUUUUUUUUu!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 5 June 2011, 02:16:29 AM
Then you need to cough


FFFFFUUUUUUUUUu!

:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Sifu on Sunday 5 June 2011, 02:17:37 AM
Saw this and thought of this thread immediately

(http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/Philly1983/426f94ed.jpg)

Very true :lol:

Very true indeed.....
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: broonalegeordie on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:11:38 PM
I quite often use public toilets for taking a dump since my guts are always f***ing rotten.

Worst experience was in John Lewis in Newcastle. I was just about to wipe my arse when I noticed the fella in the next cubicle was sliding a note to me with his foot. On it it said: "Hi I'm Martin"..... I was out of those bogs in a shot (after wiping of course) and I've not been back. Fenwicks is my choice in Newcastle now.

Only 'trainspotting' toilets I've used were some pub in Breda when I waas there for the UEFA Cup game, and the toilet at the 'away fans' pub at Arsenal - cant remember the name of the place but maybe Drayton arms?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:14:05 PM
Worst experience was in John Lewis in Newcastle. I was just about to wipe my arse when I noticed the fella in the next cubicle was sliding a note to me with his foot. On it it said: "Hi I'm Martin"..... I was out of those bogs in a shot (after wiping of course) and I've not been back. Fenwicks is my choice in Newcastle now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ronaldo on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:15:57 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:15:59 PM
Worst experience was in John Lewis in Newcastle. I was just about to wipe my arse when I noticed the fella in the next cubicle was sliding a note to me with his foot. On it it said: "Hi I'm Martin"..... I was out of those bogs in a shot (after wiping of course) and I've not been back. Fenwicks is my choice in Newcastle now.
f*** off? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: broonalegeordie on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:18:07 PM
straight up - do NOT use John Lewis' bogs ................ theres strange men in those f***ers!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TRC on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:22:52 PM
Don't understand why people cant s*** in public. Worst I've ever done is either Mushroom bar before it got done out, or the middle of the street with betfred on in Sandyford.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:23:19 PM
That's probably the creepiest thing i've ever heard like, although I know for a fact i'll do it myself now to freak someone out for a laugh :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: broonalegeordie on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:30:03 PM
That's probably the creepiest thing i've ever heard like, although I know for a fact i'll do it myself now to freak someone out for a laugh :lol:

:lol:

It's not nice man!

Although you wont be laughing if it's Martin you do it to!!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dinho lad on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:36:18 PM
:lol:

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:37:29 PM
Was tempted to take a s*** in work but I held on for 6 hours. Got home, and have not been able to do it. Quite worried.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:39:09 PM
Was tempted to take a s*** in work but I held on for 6 hours. Got home, and have not been able to do it. Quite worried.

It's gonna come out of your mouth.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: broonalegeordie on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:41:36 PM
Why would you hold a poo in at work? Unless of course you have to clock out beforehand and therefore lose out on 15 minutes pay.

On that note there nowt better than a paid double time bank holiday poo at work.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Stephen927 on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:43:36 PM
I only had 15 minutes, I wanted to eat my sandwich and read the paper. I realise now of course I could have killed three birds with one stone.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:46:13 PM
I only had 15 minutes, I wanted to eat my sandwich and read the paper. I realise now of course I could have killed three birds with one stone.

Having a s*** whilst working towards your next s***, I like it.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: MW on Sunday 5 June 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Had one out in Durham last night, which was fine, but locked myself in for a while, one of the lads kicked the door out for me.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TBG on Sunday 5 June 2011, 10:05:27 PM
Had one out in Durham last night, which was fine, but locked myself in for a while, one of the lads kicked the door out for me.

:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: MW on Saturday 11 June 2011, 06:30:56 PM
Im gunna be at the central soon, gunna have to find somewhere
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: toonlass on Saturday 11 June 2011, 08:00:02 PM
Never pood in a public loo. When I was in hospital last year I literally ended up constipated because I couldn't go. And when I went to Download I didn't poo from the Thursday til I got home. Its bad enough hovering over the loo to pee when your a lass without having to poo too.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Sifu on Saturday 11 June 2011, 08:04:50 PM
For me, when you have to go, you have to go unfortunately......
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 11 June 2011, 08:16:55 PM
I go for a poo numerous times a day at work, force them out if I have to.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 11 June 2011, 08:25:07 PM
Wish we had nice toilets at work. There's next to no privacy in the Gents' toilets at my work; two cubicles and two urinals all wedged into the smallest space possible and, worst of all, no ventilation to the outside world. Diabolical in there sometimes. Especially if I've had a kebab the night before.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 11 June 2011, 08:46:47 PM
Some really disturbed people at our work too, the stories from the women are worse.

Just can't imagine the people you work with could do such things!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ryan_Taylor on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 05:49:50 PM
This thread is disturbing as f***. 'Hi, I'm Martin' :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Sifu on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 06:26:34 PM
For me, when you have to go, you have to go unfortunately......

Still stand by this.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 06:29:13 PM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Was back in town for a fortnight. Made sure to visit all the local landmarks, Fenwick's 3rd floor toilets included.

And yes, that's the floor full of toys and childrens clothes. :megusta:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: je85 on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 06:32:17 PM
I'll pretty much s*** anywhere. Especially at the minute as I recently switched to bran flakes for breakfast so my 1 a day has turned into smaller sloppier more frequent poops.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Foluwashola on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 06:40:08 PM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Fenwick's 3rd floor toilets

Probably my favourite place on earth. Plenty of talent to oggle while riding the shitscalators and a nice warm environment in which to drop a few arse goblins. Dyson hand dryers anarl :fwap:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 06:44:26 PM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Fenwick's 3rd floor toilets

Probably my favourite place on earth. Plenty of talent to oggle while riding the shitscalators and a nice warm environment in which to drop a few arse goblins. Dyson hand dryers anarl :fwap:

And full on privacy, you're in a room, rather than a 'stall'
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 30 November 2011, 07:21:21 PM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Fenwick's 3rd floor toilets

Probably my favourite place on earth. Plenty of talent to oggle while riding the shitscalators and a nice warm environment in which to drop a few arse goblins. Dyson hand dryers anarl :fwap:

And full on privacy, you're in a room, rather than a 'stall'

Department stores the world over have been visited to empty my shitbox like. Always know what you're getting although M&S is always too hot cos of the old codgers going in there to die or whatnot.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: MW on Thursday 1 December 2011, 12:56:37 AM
i dont like shitting in toilets when other people are in there. my s***s often make nasty noises its just embarassing :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Sifu on Thursday 1 December 2011, 01:00:25 AM
i dont like shitting in toilets when other people are in there. my s***s often make nasty noises its just embarassing :lol:

Same here :lol:

I usually wait until I know they've left before I leave :laugh:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 15 July 2013, 01:36:37 AM
Who are the 22 f***ers that want to sit on a pre-warmed seat, man? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Monday 15 July 2013, 01:41:49 AM
:tobey:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 15 July 2013, 01:47:16 AM
25 weird f***ers now.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TheHoob on Monday 15 July 2013, 01:54:51 AM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Fenwick's 3rd floor toilets

Probably my favourite place on earth. Plenty of talent to oggle while riding the shitscalators and a nice warm environment in which to drop a few arse goblins. Dyson hand dryers anarl :fwap:

 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Flip on Monday 15 July 2013, 02:27:39 AM
25 weird f***ers now.

I actually want to change my vote, read the question completely wrong and couldn't for the sake of my life understand how I could be in the minority.  :lol:

Who prefers pre-warmed?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Monday 15 July 2013, 02:30:44 AM
I do like. You think just because it's cold someone hasn't sat their arse there? It's the exact same thing except the seat is warmer.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 15 July 2013, 02:42:51 AM
More of a mental "Someone's just been here moments ago" compared to a "at one point in time others have shat in this toilet".
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Flip on Monday 15 July 2013, 02:43:16 AM
I do like. You think just because it's cold someone hasn't sat their arse there? It's the exact same thing except the seat is warmer.

You like to rim ants as well, nuff said.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Monday 15 July 2013, 02:47:28 AM
I do like. You think just because it's cold someone hasn't sat their arse there? It's the exact same thing except the seat is warmer.

You like to rim ants as well, nuff said.

:lol: Not ashamed of that like. It tastes nice.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: firetotheworks on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:22:12 AM
I do all the time. I have no choice in the matter.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Big Geordie on Monday 15 July 2013, 02:44:55 PM
An arse goblin is mythical creature that casts a spell on your ringpiece, sometimes, when you are having a particular kind of toilet visit. :( :D
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: joeyt on Monday 15 July 2013, 06:50:47 PM
Hmm, i would use a public loo in say fenwicks or a decent pub but not a council toilet.

Fenwick's 3rd floor toilets

Probably my favourite place on earth. Plenty of talent to oggle while riding the shitscalators and a nice warm environment in which to drop a few arse goblins. Dyson hand dryers anarl :fwap:

:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AfroP on Monday 15 July 2013, 07:24:50 PM
i once had to push a loaf in revolution in the town and the alcohol combined with some spicy dinner had the poor bog attendant bloke spraying air freshener like it was free.
poor bloke, it was bad enough me being exposed to my own stink long enough to void my guts, but that was a massive lingerer and he'd of been sucking down my poo gas for several minutes afterwards despite his half can attack of fabreeze and after shave.
I did tip though
and why not, i was after all feeling light and relieved. although the look i got from the other lads in the bogs was nothing short of pure evil, mixed with some admiration and camaraderie.

glad the seat was cold when i touched down though
 
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 08:59:13 PM
Pooed in the street in West St. Sheffield following a Balti ten minutes earlier. proper pump-action botgun stuff. Turns out I'd done it at the gate the beer garden. All whilst some korean fella laughed whilst having a fag. Wiped my arse with my own boxers and practically stuffed the shower head up my arse once I got home.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:02:19 PM
Also like that moment where you've just washed your hands and have opened the door to leave and if you linger long enough hear the long-held plop of someone who thought you had fully left. What a mispent youth.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Fenham Mag on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:04:09 PM
Pooed in the street in West St. Sheffield following a Balti ten minutes earlier. proper pump-action botgun stuff. Turns out I'd done it at the gate the beer garden. All whilst some korean fella laughed whilst having a fag. Wiped my arse with my own boxers and practically stuffed the shower head up my arse once I got home.


Wtf do we have here ? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:13:39 PM
Pooed in the street in West St. Sheffield following a Balti ten minutes earlier. proper pump-action botgun stuff. Turns out I'd done it at the gate the beer garden. All whilst some korean fella laughed whilst having a fag. Wiped my arse with my own boxers and practically stuffed the shower head up my arse once I got home.

On the street? You shat on a busy city centre Sheffield street outside?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:14:35 PM
Yes. Was in an alleyway but yes. About midnight.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:20:56 PM
:lol: christ. When I first skimmed I thought you said you'd done it 10mins ago which would have been far worse. :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:22:31 PM
:lol: Shitting outside, it'll make your toes curl for the rest of your life when you remember that. :lol: You'll need a hypnotist to help you forget that s***.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:25:16 PM
Pooed in the street in West St. Sheffield following a Balti ten minutes earlier. proper pump-action botgun stuff. Turns out I'd done it at the gate the beer garden. All whilst some korean fella laughed whilst having a fag. Wiped my arse with my own boxers and practically stuffed the shower head up my arse once I got home.

Thats why i cant eat out at Indians.

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:28:26 PM
s*** got real. Literals. Look back on it fondly now; banged on the window of the bar in question for the chap to let me in but he didn't respond to my desperate need. Karma resulted in an unintentional dose of bumsick at his establishments garden gate. Colo wins. Splatality.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: maybe_next_year on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:32:34 PM
I'll never look at west street in the same way again, any chance you remember what bar it was? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:34:28 PM
I'll never look at west street in the same way again, any chance you remember what bar it was? :lol:

Used to be S1, next to the Cavendish. Near a gate :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:35:06 PM
MNY going to the scene of the crime to see if there's still a stain on the ground. :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: maybe_next_year on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:43:15 PM
I think I know the alley you mean , I'll never be able to walk past it without remembering this now :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:45:31 PM
I think I know the alley you mean , I'll never be able to walk past it without remembering this now :lol:

Lest we forget.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Fenham Mag on Monday 15 July 2013, 09:59:08 PM
I'll never look at west street in the same way again, any chance you remember what bar it was? :lol:

Used to be S1, next to the Cavendish. Near a gate :lol:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2r7ujc2.png)

Inspector Poo.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:00:08 PM
Hello old friend.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:00:10 PM
Poogle maps.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:01:07 PM
Ah crap it was'nt the beer garden at all. It was the black fenced bit.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:02:07 PM
I also seem to have eroded some of the pavement.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Fenham Mag on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:04:31 PM
You are a disgusting human being.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:07:32 PM
You are a disgusting human being.

You'll be pleased to know I teach then. 'Go forth and defecate kids'
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:09:42 PM
There is actually a brown stain there too.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:13:36 PM
I can see the tramac has been lifted and the cobbles stones are now visible, dirty bastdard.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:22:23 PM
Well i didnt expect someone to find the exact stained cobble. SSI: Sheffield at work :lol: It was the cobble or me. The greater good was sought.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:24:15 PM
I've been in the position where I've had to use my boxers to wipe me arse after a bad dose of the runs out and about. But I went to a public toilet and there was nee bog roll and it was use my boxers or just s*** myself, which would soil my boxers anyway.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:25:47 PM
I've been in the position where I've had to use my boxers to wipe me arse after a bad dose of the runs out and about. But I went to a public toilet and there was nee bog roll and it was use my boxers or just s*** myself, which would soil my boxers anyway.

Thats urban bear grylls decision making right there folks.  :lol:
Did you keep them for moisture afterwards?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:27:42 PM
I tried to flush them, but ended up just legging it.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:28:39 PM
Last ones never an option though shirley? You'd take the alleyway every time.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:29:07 PM
Poor cleaner  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:31:41 PM
Poor cleaner  :lol:

What do you want me to do man, fire them in my pocket? They're covered in f***ing s***. :lol: A cleaner can use something to fish them out, it's fine, they've probably walked in to public toilets smeared with s*** and jizz too so they probably appreciated the fact that I actually shat in the toilet to begin with. This guy wiped his hole in the street and fired his boxers there. Some homeless c*** probably put those one after the rain washed the s*** away.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:31:55 PM
I met up with Tooj and Wullie for a night out in Hartlepool (full of lesbians!), had a horrific s*** in a bar toilet but when I went to wipe there was no toilet paper.

I had to go to a bar next door to wipe without them noticing (Hi guys :lol:) so I could wipe my arse. Closest I have come to this situation thankfully.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:33:12 PM
Poor cleaner  :lol:

What do you want me to do man, fire them in my pocket? They're covered in f***ing s***. :lol: A cleaner can use something to fish them out, it's fine, they've probably walked in to public toilets smeared with s*** and jizz too so they probably appreciated the fact that I actually shat in the toilet to begin with. This guy wiped his hole in the street and fired his boxers there. Some homeless c*** probably put those one after the rain washed the s*** away.

THe seaguls probs went to war over them.

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:33:33 PM
I met up with Tooj and Wullie for a night out in Hartlepool (full of lesbians!), had a horrific s*** in a bar toilet but when I went to wipe there was no toilet paper.

I had to go to a bar next door to wipe without them noticing (Hi guys :lol:) so I could wipe my arse. Closest I have come to this situation thankfully.

Hoop roulette
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:34:46 PM
 
I met up with Tooj and Wullie for a night out in Hartlepool (full of lesbians!), had a horrific s*** in a bar toilet but when I went to wipe there was no toilet paper.

I had to go to a bar next door to wipe without them noticing (Hi guys :lol:) so I could wipe my arse. Closest I have come to this situation thankfully.

Walking around with a caked hole. :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:35:37 PM
"have a seat man Cajun!"

"nah just gonner stand"  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:36:37 PM
"have a seat man Cajun!"

"nah just gonner stand"  :lol:

:lol:

Wullie: "Smells like someone s*** themselves in here man."

Cajun: * :eek: *
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:37:10 PM
I binned them like. I've got standards ffs.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:39:06 PM
I binned them like. I've got standards ffs.

Clearly yeah, you like to shyte on gates.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Darth Crooks on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:43:32 PM
It was them or me. Wasnt my ideal saturday night in fairness. I've been 7 years without incident if its an.y solace
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Cajun on Monday 15 July 2013, 10:50:37 PM
 
I met up with Tooj and Wullie for a night out in Hartlepool (full of lesbians!), had a horrific s*** in a bar toilet but when I went to wipe there was no toilet paper.

I had to go to a bar next door to wipe without them noticing (Hi guys :lol:) so I could wipe my arse. Closest I have come to this situation thankfully.

Walking around with a caked hole. :lol:

It was a very delicate, slow walk. Didn't notice any damage the next morning but being honest it is perfectly reasonable to assume I was walking around like a s*** stained tramp. It would have explained a few things that night.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Belfast Mags on Monday 15 July 2013, 11:27:03 PM
Was staying out all night (when I was a teenager) and had to take a s*** outside on the lawn of an old peoples home.
Had to wipe my arse with a docking leaf ffs.
Anyway, we were hiding under a big fern tree from heavy rain so I had to s*** quite close to where we were sitting.
Net result was the smell was rank so I had to pick it up and throw it away onto the grass. Broke in two and the separate pieces started to "steam" under the heavy rain.  :lol:
What a strange sight that was
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hughesy on Monday 15 July 2013, 11:53:23 PM
You know when you go to a cubicle that has a load of skids in it, so you end up making a hasty exit to the next one, hoping it is in a better state... Do people with faecal fantasies go hoping they find that dirty toilet?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:03:23 AM
You know when you go to a cubicle that has a load of skids in it, so you end up making a hasty exit to the next one, hoping it is in a better state... Do people with faecal fantasies go hoping they find that dirty toilet?

If I only need a whizz I love finding skids. Target practice.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:04:04 AM
:scared:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Si on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:05:06 AM
Was staying out all night (when I was a teenager) and had to take a s*** outside on the lawn of an old peoples home.
Had to wipe my arse with a docking leaf ffs.
Anyway, we were hiding under a big fern tree from heavy rain so I had to s*** quite close to where we were sitting.
Net result was the smell was rank so I had to pick it up and throw it away onto the grass. Broke in two and the separate pieces started to "steam" under the heavy rain.  :lol:
What a strange sight that was

Docking leaf, that leaf certainly docked :)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Belfast Mags on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:06:02 AM
You know when you go to a cubicle that has a load of skids in it, so you end up making a hasty exit to the next one, hoping it is in a better state... Do people with faecal fantasies go hoping they find that dirty toilet?

If I only need a whizz I love finding skids. Target practice.

It's really annoying when you don't quite get it all blasted off  :lol:

f*** you bladder  :angry:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:08:58 AM
You know when you go to a cubicle that has a load of skids in it, so you end up making a hasty exit to the next one, hoping it is in a better state... Do people with faecal fantasies go hoping they find that dirty toilet?

If I only need a whizz I love finding skids. Target practice.

It's really annoying when you don't quite get it all blasted off  :lol:

f*** you bladder  :angry:

Aye. :lol: I always need a p*ss at about 2pm in work. If I go in and there's a skid mark I'll blast it, but if I don't get it all off I go for another p*ss just before I finish to try and clear the rest of the skid. :lol:

f***ing hell man. I'm a creep.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Belfast Mags on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:14:39 AM
You know when you go to a cubicle that has a load of skids in it, so you end up making a hasty exit to the next one, hoping it is in a better state... Do people with faecal fantasies go hoping they find that dirty toilet?

If I only need a whizz I love finding skids. Target practice.

It's really annoying when you don't quite get it all blasted off  :lol:

f*** you bladder  :angry:

Aye. :lol: I always need a p*ss at about 2pm in work. If I go in and there's a skid mark I'll blast it, but if I don't get it all off I go for another p*ss just before I finish to try and clear the rest of the skid. :lol:

f***ing hell man. I'm a creep.

I do the same  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:29:29 AM
I feel that having a skidmark connected to my penis via the medium of p*ss is something I avoid entirely. Never like pissing in a dirty bog.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Si on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:32:11 AM
I feel that having a skidmark connected to my penis via the medium of p*ss is something I avoid entirely. Never like pissing in a dirty bog.

Plus the fact that your blasting molecules of some strangers fecal matter into the air.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: AfroP on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 07:30:06 AM
You know when you go to a cubicle that has a load of skids in it, so you end up making a hasty exit to the next one, hoping it is in a better state... Do people with faecal fantasies go hoping they find that dirty toilet?

If I only need a whizz I love finding skids. Target practice.

It's really annoying when you don't quite get it all blasted off  :lol:

f*** you bladder  :angry:

Aye. :lol: I always need a p*ss at about 2pm in work. If I go in and there's a skid mark I'll blast it, but if I don't get it all off I go for another p*ss just before I finish to try and clear the rest of the skid. :lol:

f***ing hell man. I'm a creep.

aye you are.

working at my place you'd think you were in heaven with all the skids and s*** streaks up the bogs.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 11:56:47 AM
:lol: Froggy loving his job, not because of the work, not because of the pay or the people, no, because there's streaks of human s*** all over the place that he can spray with his own p*ss.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Big Geordie on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:16:03 PM
Ah - dock leaves were very handy as a kid, when caught short down the woods (too far to leg it home) Memories.....

Some folk just don't care (don't watch this if you are eating)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXizXFHoVDo
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Ste on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:19:10 PM
I used to be funny about pooing in public toilets. Then one day, after a day at work, a works game of football against another store and a few too many Pro Plus, I found myself needing a s*** urgently in one of the bars in the strip in Whitley. When you've had liquidy s***s while the two Scots blokes in the cubicles either side talk about how much they're snorting and how much they have left, you can pretty much s*** anywhere.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 12:52:26 PM
:lol: I was exactly the same but it was in some backwater out in Eastern Europe somewhere. Once you're forced to s*** in seriously bad places, public toilets here tend to be easy.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Tuesday 16 July 2013, 01:19:57 PM
Froggy basically shat on one of his mates' head once. (not me)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 01:56:51 AM
:lol: Froggy loving his job, not because of the work, not because of the pay or the people, no, because there's streaks of human s*** all over the place that he can spray with his own p*ss.

Froggy basically shat on one of his mates' head once. (not me)

Clear victimisation here like.

The first one isn't even true, I love my job 'cause I get good money for f*** all.  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 02:11:26 AM
:lol: I was exactly the same but it was in some backwater out in Eastern Europe somewhere. Once you're forced to s*** in seriously bad places, public toilets here tend to be easy.

Festival toilets (years ago, no doubt they all smell of flowers today) were bad, but the worst I remember was in some town near Lyon. It was like a horror movie - a dank room that seemed to be completely smeared in s***, with a depression and then a hole in the floor. Can't remember ever worrying about public toilets after that.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: tom1988 on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 09:37:44 AM
:lol: I was exactly the same but it was in some backwater out in Eastern Europe somewhere. Once you're forced to s*** in seriously bad places, public toilets here tend to be easy.

Festival toilets (years ago, no doubt they all smell of flowers today) were bad, but the worst I remember was in some town near Lyon. It was like a horror movie - a dank room that seemed to be completely smeared in s***, with a depression and then a hole in the floor. Can't remember ever worrying about public toilets after that.

In a hostel in Fez, Morocco there was a bunch of us that got food poisoning and the only 2 toilets in the place were them european squat like hole in the floor ones with a bucket of water and a ladle to flush... after that even festival toilets are luxury.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 12:39:01 PM
:lol: A ladle! That sounds like it could either be quite dignified or a complete nightmare. I'm thinking having a s*** and slowly washing away the poo like one of those zen gravel gardens, hunched over in some linen robe.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 03:03:41 PM
:lol: A ladle! That sounds like it could either be quite dignified or a complete nightmare. I'm thinking having a s*** and slowly washing away the poo like one of those zen gravel gardens, hunched over in some linen robe.

If only, from my experience it's 100% a dirty plastic container filled from a vat of water or from the worlds weakest hosepipe.

Handily with these squat jobs, the floor is nearly always f***ing soaking making your poor squatting skills 100% more difficult.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TheGuv on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 06:26:44 PM
This is turning into this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

:lol:

You think you've had it bad?!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Craig-NUFC on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 06:44:42 PM
Bar I was in last night had no bog roll left so I had to use the scraps that were lying about on the floor. :scared:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TBG on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 06:50:33 PM
:pokerface:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 06:51:32 PM
:lol: That's foul
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Hanshithispantz on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 06:52:37 PM
 :lol: Go for a check up
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Craig-NUFC on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 07:06:21 PM
 :smugdog:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: ManDoon on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 07:21:11 PM
 :jones:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Conjo on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 07:28:15 PM
Bar I was in last night had no bog roll left so I had to use the scraps that were lying about on the floor. :scared:

(http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/imagesdumbstruck-dog-small.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Robbo on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 07:32:45 PM
Bar I was in last night had no bog roll left so I had to use the scraps that were lying about on the floor. :scared:
Had to do the same once after having a hungover/still p*ssed dump on a Megabus :anguish:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: cubaricho on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 07:49:36 PM
Jesus Christ that is next level.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: hithere on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 07:53:21 PM
Bar I was in last night had no bog roll left so I had to use the scraps that were lying about on the floor. :scared:
Had to do the same once after having a hungover/still p*ssed dump on a Megabus :anguish:

Perfectly acceptable
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Belfast Mags on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 09:23:27 PM
Jesus Christ that is next level.

x 100  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 10:55:27 PM
Boxers off before that caper man. :lol: That is grim.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Si on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 11:27:31 PM
What's wrong with you people?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 11:45:16 PM
What's wrong with you people?

Tell us what ya poos are like mate.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Si on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 11:46:50 PM
Uneventful cup of coffee in the morning and im in and out. Jelous of the people have time to read
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 11:48:19 PM
I've never got that reading thing either, is it something I'll appreciate when I'm older?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Si on Wednesday 17 July 2013, 11:52:49 PM
On the rare occasion ive taken something in there I've never made it past a page  :okay:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Bowie on Thursday 18 July 2013, 12:18:49 AM
I take me laptop in with me, have a tab during as well, make a proper morning out of it.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: cubaricho on Thursday 18 July 2013, 12:26:31 AM
I've never got that reading thing either, is it something I'll appreciate when I'm older?

After a quick peek at your profile you should've started enjoying reading on the john anywhere from 3-5 years ago.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Disco on Thursday 18 July 2013, 12:42:38 AM
I've never got that reading thing either, is it something I'll appreciate when I'm older?

Do you live alone?

A quiet 15/20 mins is a blissful place to think/chill/zone out.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Thursday 18 July 2013, 12:44:12 AM
I've never got that reading thing either, is it something I'll appreciate when I'm older?

Yes, this has always bewildered me. I don't take anywhere near long enough to read something. If I read, I'd just be drying up post-s*** and making cleaning more difficult.

I'm unfazed by public toilets now too. After being in shacks in Turkmenistan and the like, rarely is a Brit toilet that bad. If I need it, I go.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 July 2013, 08:18:44 AM
I take me laptop in with me, have a tab during as well, make a proper morning out of it.

:lol: You actually have a tab whilst having a s***?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jill on Thursday 18 July 2013, 08:30:59 AM
I take me laptop in with me, have a tab during as well, make a proper morning out of it.

:lol: You actually have a tab whilst having a s***?

Well pissing in the sink probably doesn't allow time for a smoke.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 July 2013, 09:59:10 AM
:lol::lol: Barack's toilet habits are worrying, like.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Incognito on Thursday 18 July 2013, 10:02:06 AM
I take me laptop in with me, have a tab during as well, make a proper morning out of it.

A few sandwiches, flask of coffee ?
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SGSC on Thursday 18 July 2013, 10:12:03 AM
I take me laptop in with me, have a tab during as well, make a proper morning out of it.

A few sandwiches, flask of coffee ?

:lol: :lol: The thought of eating whilst shitting.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TBG on Thursday 18 July 2013, 10:12:28 AM
"Step into my office please"

(http://www.kimmenplumbing.com/office-toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 July 2013, 10:20:10 AM
In case anyone was going to, don't search 'toilet smoking' at work with safe search off.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 18 July 2013, 11:36:34 AM
:lol: I'm not sure I want to know.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 18 July 2013, 12:58:08 PM
It's disturbing that Barack's s***/smoke/browse session is only inches away from where he does his dishes.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Bowie on Thursday 18 July 2013, 01:02:18 PM
Do all smokers not have a tab before or during? It proper loosens the bowels so I always used to do it just before, until I realised how easily I could get away with doing it in the bathroom because it doesn't smell of smoke at all, massive window right above me etc.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Bowie on Thursday 18 July 2013, 01:03:00 PM
It's disturbing that Barack's s***/smoke/browse session is only inches away from where he does his dishes.

:lol: The toilet couldn't be further away from the bathroom.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 18 July 2013, 01:03:48 PM
Envisioning tab in the mouth, Netflix on the laptop whilst he scrubs away at a troublesome baking sheet, and forcing out a particularly dry vegetarian s***
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jimburst on Thursday 18 July 2013, 01:03:51 PM
Ah cover the smell of a tab up with the stench of your festering bowels, nice!
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Thursday 18 July 2013, 01:56:53 PM
My guts have been dodgy in germany...good job ive been pretty near the hotel each time.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 July 2013, 01:59:30 PM
My guts have been dodgy in germany...good job ive been pretty near the hotel each time.

It's all the meat and beer. Makes my stomach play up too. They hate vegetables.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northerngimp on Thursday 18 July 2013, 02:07:51 PM
True like but i kept off thr beer.  ive been ok with german sausage
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Thursday 18 July 2013, 02:15:54 PM
Kept off the beer in Germany? You are a better man than I.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 18 July 2013, 02:58:34 PM
In doing a s*** right now  :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 18 July 2013, 02:59:48 PM
you're MENTAL
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Belfast Mags on Thursday 18 July 2013, 03:00:39 PM
iPads are great devices
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Conjo on Thursday 18 July 2013, 11:14:49 PM
In case anyone was going to, don't search 'toilet smoking' at work with safe search off.

Why? Think I found a pic of BO when doing so:

(http://www.nsma.org.au/pics2006/toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 18 July 2013, 11:26:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pPWcYHi.png)
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Mike on Friday 19 July 2013, 03:17:43 AM
http://gawker.com/new-mexico-jogger-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-home-831596651

:lol: The gif.

Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 19 July 2013, 03:32:46 AM
:lol: You can tell she's experienced. Knew exactly where the point of delivery was and was already starting to drop trou on the fly.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Mike on Friday 19 July 2013, 03:39:31 AM
Shitting on that dude's wall is a little treat she gives herself for running a certain distance. It keeps her from quitting.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 19 July 2013, 03:46:41 AM
A little treat.:lol: For some reason that makes me think of Cajun.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Incognito on Friday 19 July 2013, 06:53:44 AM
In doing a s*** right now  :lol:

Do you "do" s***s or is it correct to "have" a s***. I'm more comfortable having tbh.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Dave on Monday 27 February 2017, 10:49:02 PM
Preferred it when you just talked about hooligans and s*** boozers tbh.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Northbourne66 on Monday 27 February 2017, 10:55:39 PM
Aye not normally a thing i talk about but was scrolling through the threads and it sprung to mind.
I was bored
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Monday 27 February 2017, 10:56:41 PM
Gonna have to sit in Fenwick's when I'm next over.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 28 February 2017, 08:50:45 AM
Aye not normally a thing i talk about but was scrolling through the threads and it sprung to mind.
I was bored

So are we.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 28 February 2017, 09:42:48 AM
possibly one for the 'little things in life' as well but deuceing at work on a different floor. it's like a little adventure.
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Tuesday 28 February 2017, 10:02:58 AM
possibly one for the 'little things in life' as well but deuceing at work on a different floor. it's like a little adventure.

shitting on the floor, f***s sake
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: 54 on Tuesday 28 February 2017, 11:18:46 AM
possibly one for the 'little things in life' as well but deuceing at work on a different floor. it's like a little adventure.
Am i the only one that read this in Jim Jefferies voice? :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 28 February 2017, 11:20:16 AM
possibly one for the 'little things in life' as well but deuceing at work on a different floor. it's like a little adventure.

shitting on the floor, f***s sake

 :lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: joeyt on Tuesday 28 February 2017, 03:02:55 PM
possibly one for the 'little things in life' as well but deuceing at work on a different floor. it's like a little adventure.

shitting on the floor, f***s sake

:lol:
Title: Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
Post by: Decky on Wednesday 1 March 2017, 04:05:33 AM
Used to roll the dice on which toilet I s*** in at work each day but someone decided to print out a sign saying Ladies Only Please on to the door of one of the disabled toilets so I s*** in there all the time now in protest.