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General => Chat => Topic started by: Andy on Monday 3 October 2005, 01:36:32 AM

Title: Introduce yourself to the forum
Post by: Andy on Monday 3 October 2005, 01:36:32 AM
OK. So we had one of these on the old board AGES ago, and since GC is short on stickies at present, I think we should also have one on here (but slightly different, I might add). Basic premise of this obviously stolen from toontastic dot net™, just so they don’t sue me or whatever.

Basically you (YOU) have to answer the questions poised by myself, to the best of your ability and/or knowledge. Easy as that. You can also write a bit more about yourself afterwards, if you really want to.

Right then amigos, the questions are as follows:

REAL NAME:
AGE:
BIRTHPLACE:
WHEREABOUTS:
JOB:
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:
FAVOURITE FOOD:
FAVOURITE DRINK:
FAVOURITE PLACE:
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):
FAVOURITE FILM:
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES:
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS:
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

GO GO GO
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Monday 3 October 2005, 01:40:48 AM
You first.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Monday 3 October 2005, 01:41:27 AM
oh.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Monday 3 October 2005, 01:53:10 AM
REAL NAME: Iain

AGE: 27

WHEREABOUTS: Mancland

JOB: Press & PR Officer for The Manchester International Short Film Festival (voluntary)

FAVOURITE BAND: The Who (At the moment)

FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry

FAVOURITE DRINK: Budvar

FAVOURITE PLACE: Tignes

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Prisoner/QI

FAVOURITE FILM: PI

FAVOURITE SHARK: Mr Jaws Super Shark

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Tino

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage

OTHER TEAMS: Darlington

OTHER SPORTS: Cricket/Snowboarding

ROLE MODEL(S): Gandhi

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a Job

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit Easter Island, Walk the Inca trail, Learn to play an instrument, See NUFC win something, Wite a screenplay.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:02:20 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 25
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Web designer
FAVOURITE BAND: REM
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta dishes/curry/pizza/junk really
FAVOURITE DRINK: Toon Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: My mind
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Only Fools & Horses, The Office, otherwise don't watch much telly.
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many, but Heat is an all-time classic
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White ;)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Cole, Hughie Gallacher in no particular order
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: None
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): My brother in law
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Swim with Sharks, see Newcastle win a trophy... ah, who am I kidding. Swim with Sharks.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Kids, sharks, trophy, travel more, learn new skills.

GO GO GO

Fine where I am thank you.

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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:03:43 AM
PS Good idea, hope more partake.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:04:44 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 25
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Web designer
FAVOURITE BAND: REM
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta dishes/curry/pizza/junk really
FAVOURITE DRINK: Toon Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: My mind
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Only Fools & Horses, The Office, otherwise don't watch much telly.
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many, but Heat is an all-time classic
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White ;)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Cole, Hughie Gallacher in no particular order
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: None
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): My brother in law
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Swim with Sharks, see Newcastle win a trophy... ah, who am I kidding. Swim with Sharks.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Kids, sharks, trophy, travel more, learn new skills.

GO GO GO

Fine where I am thank you.


Is that a contractural neccessity?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:07:15 AM
Is that a contractural neccessity?

Nope, it actually is my fave drink. Toon Ale Blonde, great taste. It's not a larger but actual beer though it doesn't taste like real strong ale, very nice when chilled. I don't like the Toon Ale Brown, but I don't like Brown of any kind. You should try some if you already haven't, it's surprisingly a great drink and quite cheap too.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:09:08 AM
Can you get it outside the toon?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:13:02 AM
REAL NAME: Matthew
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: Spital Tongues
JOB: Student/Food and Beverage staff at the Arena
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Seafood Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diesel
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): In no particular order: Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, X-Files, Blackadder, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Jonathan Creek and so on and so forth
FAVOURITE FILM: Back To The Future
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky from Sharky and George
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pav, Laurent Robert, Robert Lee, Sir Les, Pedro
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Shaka Hislop, Nicky Butt, Jermaine Jenas
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Don't really have one, possibly my Grandad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: God only knows
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, celebrate NUFC winning the league, see the pyramids, write a sitcom, visit every English football league ground
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:14:19 AM
Is that a contractural neccessity?

Nope, it actually is my fave drink. Toon Ale Blonde, great taste. It's not a larger but actual beer though it doesn't taste like real strong ale, very nice when chilled. I don't like the Toon Ale Brown, but I don't like Brown of any kind. You should try some if you already haven't, it's surprisingly a great drink and quite cheap too.

:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:17:14 AM
Can you get it outside the toon?

Not too sure. I think you can request orders via their site. We'll actually be doing stuff with Toon Ale soon, some competitions coming up among other things with drink involved so keep your eyes peeled.

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:27:42 AM
Sitcom eh Wullie? What kind? Sounds interesting.

I love the whole sitcom genre but these days they are all predictable, boring and cliched. There's a great show waiting to be done, like no other before. The Office for me breaks the mould in so many ways, I'm a big (new) fan of that.

For some strange reason I quite liked My Family a few years back, tried watching one the other night on Sky and slapped myself for once laughing at it. Being stoned at the time could have helped lyke.

This forum would be a source of top material in my opinion. There's a few characters on here.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: johnnypd on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:10:43 AM
hi i'm johnny, i started drinking when i was 15, started off... s***, wrong forum
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:30:52 AM
Me and a friend wrote three or four episodes of a sitcom about a group of hapless thieves. We sent it off to the Beeb who sent it back saying they liked it and would like to see more stuff. We never got round to it in the end and he's at Uni in Norwich so I don't see him too often. It's on my to-do list though.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Slugsy on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:44:51 AM
REAL NAME: Dave
AGE:29
BIRTHPLACE:Edinburgh
WHEREABOUTS:Newcastle
JOB: Chartered Accountant (Corporate Finance)
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak - Fillet - Medium Rare with a nice diane sauce
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE: Mossel Bay (South Africa)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy, CSI Miami,
FAVOURITE FILM: True Romance
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Marco Vanbasten, Peter Beardlsey, Alan Shearer,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Savage, Hendrie and Joe Cole
OTHER TEAMS:Scotland (any), Aberdeen
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Boxing, Cricket,
ROLE MODEL(S): Ben Hogan, Tiger Woods, Jimmy Connors
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go and see my Uncle again in South Africa, get married in December, learn to drive, get my handicap back to scratch, buy a house in North Berwick (I love that place).
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win a trophy, see Scotland qualify for a major tournament, play Augusta National, win the lottery, travel!

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:56:16 AM
How come this one's been unstickied?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NewcastleRocker on Monday 3 October 2005, 11:07:41 AM
REAL NAME: John W
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth
JOB: Shop Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: The Matches
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Boddingtons
FAVOURITE PLACE: Beach
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I'm Alan Partridge, Extra's, The Day Today, The Office etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Usual Suspects
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage.
OTHER TEAMS:Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: There's other sports?
ROLE MODEL(S):David Brent (fictional)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea, make my band good, i think.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Move out of my hometown,
See Newcastle win something.
Inherit Newcastle United from a distant relative
Punch a snake
Live a long life.
















Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: EMCB on Monday 3 October 2005, 12:28:25 PM
REAL NAME: Mike
AGE: 48
BIRTHPLACE: Hull, East Yorkshire
WHEREABOUTS: Voronezh, Russia
JOB: Own my own project management company
FAVOURITE BAND: Far too many to list, and I’m into opera, musicals & ballet
FAVOURITE FOOD: A bloody good steak.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer & very cold Chardonnay (not together, although I have once or twice)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Malta
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Poirot
FAVOURITE FILM: Sands of Iwo Jima
FAVOURITE SHARK: Arthur Daly
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ken Wagstaff, Chris Chilton & Bobby Moncur
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Tommy Smith, Nobby Stiles, Billy Bremner
OTHER TEAMS: Hull Kingston Rovers
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, golf
ROLE MODEL(S): My father
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To have the same number of lovers as my age in years, up to the day I die.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1.   See Hull KR in the Super League
2.   Chuck working by the time I’m 50
3.   Make a difference.
4.   Stay healthy
5.   To have a chance to say goodbye to the people I are for
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: johnnypd on Monday 3 October 2005, 01:29:53 PM
REAL NAME: johnny
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: jesmond
WHEREABOUTS: the demilitarised zone between blaydon and winlaton (the 55th parallel)
JOB: stewdent
FAVOURITE BAND: the shins
FAVOURITE FOOD: tuna sashimi
FAVOURITE DRINK: grapefruit juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: bed, southern california, london, france, newcastle city centre, nyc
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): alan partridge, in search of shakespeare, father ted, spaced, blackadder, university challenge
FAVOURITE FILM: chungking express
FAVOURITE BOOK(S): A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
FAVOURITE SHARK: shortfin mako. yum.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: peter beardsley, alan shearer, les ferdinand
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: peter schmeichel, eric cantona, roy keane
OTHER TEAMS: none
OTHER SPORTS: none
ROLE MODEL(S): none
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: just play it by ear for a bit
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
get married
have kids
get published
own a goat
celebrate NUFC winning the league by joining in a pitch invasion at St. James.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ToonWarrior on Monday 3 October 2005, 02:16:20 PM
REAL NAME: John
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields Preston Hospital
WHEREABOUTS: Currently living in Manchester but my hometown is Wallsend!
JOB: Computer Programmer
FAVOURITE BAND: Too many to list
FAVOURITE FOOD: Japanese and Italian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guiness
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many to list
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Michael Owen, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Adriano
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Rooney, C Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Earn more money and get a house with the lass
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win something, travel around the work, get me motorbike license, get a nice sports bike, climb a big mountain!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: PM on Monday 3 October 2005, 03:36:56 PM
REAL NAME: Paul
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: North Tyneside General Hospital (Rake Lane)
WHEREABOUTS: Hadrian Park (somewhere near Wallsend)
JOB: Student/referee/lazy b******
FAVOURITE BAND: Liking The Gorillaz atm
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lemonade
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): MotD (s**** as it now is), Frank Skinner Show, News, Friends (oh dear I do sound sad)
FAVOURITE FILM: Mike Bassett (it's a football film)
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hate them all.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Sir Les, Pav, Big Al, King Kev, Nobby, Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Jenas, Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Gabriel Heinze
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle Reserves and Juniors
OTHER SPORTS: F1, A1, GP2, WRC, Moto GP, Tennis, Cricket, Rugby (Union)
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be less lazy, do something with life
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win the Premier League, see Newcastle win the Champions League, see Newcastle win the UEFA Super Cup, see Newcastle win the Club World Championship, and see the Monaco Grand Prix live in Monte Carlo.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Monday 3 October 2005, 04:05:45 PM
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hate them all.

Can we ban this person please?













;)

Wullie, the sitcom things sounds great. I hope to be laughing my arse off in the near future at one of your shows. God knows we need some decent sitcoms on our screens as half of them are crap and we need more Geordie humour on the box.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan Shearer 9 on Monday 3 October 2005, 05:02:43 PM
REAL NAME: Greg Wilford
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Warrington
WHEREABOUTS: Warrington
JOB: Professional sexy man
FAVOURITE BAND: The Rolling Stones
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jack Daniels
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle upon Tyne
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Sopranos, South Park is canny sometimes
FAVOURITE FILM: Once Upon a Time in America
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Wor Al, Jackie Milburn, Hughie Gallagher, Gary Speed, Tino Asprilla, Alan Shoulder
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Steve Mclaren, Graham Le Saux, Adrian Chiles (the fat c***), the Mackems
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: I'm a swimmer by trade
ROLE MODEL(S): Keith Richards, Sergio Leone
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make a film about Hughie Gallagher after I become a revered film director
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Make a film about Hughie Gallagher, see Adrian Chile's and Graeme Le Saux's deaths, go to every Newcastle United match for one or more seasons, watch Newcastle United lift a trophy (bit ambitious I admit), can't think of anything else tbh go on then make an homage to Sergio Leone
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: andy c on Monday 3 October 2005, 05:22:54 PM
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE:14
BIRTHPLACE: Consett
WHEREABOUTS:Stanley
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: 50 cent
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Fosters, carling nd smirnoff's
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibiza
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Purely Belta
FAVOURITE SHARK: Grat white
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer nf Beardlsey
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:
OTHER TEAMS: NewCastle Vipers
OTHER SPORTS:Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): Cousin
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Havnt a clue
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See newcastle win a cup, go to every nufc and vipers match for a couple of seasons buy a holiday home in Florida and Ibiza.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Sifu on Monday 3 October 2005, 06:28:12 PM
REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact)
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Green Day
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke with Lemon
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, South Park, Desperate Housewives, Punk'd
FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, C Ronaldo, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union
ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Try to be successful with school, pass my driving test before I'm 18.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordiesned on Monday 3 October 2005, 07:35:58 PM
REAL NAME: Sned (honest!  :tongue3:)
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington (home of the Charltons)
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: Flange inspector
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife beater
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost (at the moment), 24, The Office, Extras, Pheonix Nights, Nighty Night, Only Fools and Horses
FAVOURITE FILM: Haven't got one but a few high on the list are; Heat, The Killing Fields and Dual
FAVOURITE SHARK: Me on a night out!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro, Sir Les, Tino, Special K, Phillipe Albert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, David Speedie, Dennis Wise
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay
OTHER SPORTS: Running, swimming, golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Steve Redgrave
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pack in my job and start doing something that challenges me
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit every league ground in the top 4 divisions, marry and have bairns, spread the Geordie gospel all around the world, run the New York marathon, learn a language (Spanish or Italian)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Aphrodite on Monday 3 October 2005, 07:53:39 PM
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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jimburst on Monday 3 October 2005, 09:29:25 PM
REAL NAME: James Hurst
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE:Kendal, cumbria
WHEREABOUTS:Kirkby Stephen, cumbria
JOB:N/A
FAVOURITE BAND:Jack Johnson or rage against the machine
FAVOURITE FOOD:Maccarone cheese (sp?) or a good sarnie
FAVOURITE DRINK:fizzy stuff
FAVOURITE PLACE:St james'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Horizon, Scrubs, everybody loves ramond, jack dee @ apollo, spaced,
FAVOURITE FILM: Team america (f*** yea!)
FAVOURITE SHARK:tiger?
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan shearer, stuart pearce, nolberto solano
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Roy b****** Keane, rooney, cristiano ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS:Porto
OTHER SPORTS:hockey, rugby
ROLE MODEL(S):Alan Shearer, "the man who's skin fell off"
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:6th form, uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:eat, sleep, drink, go to a toon match (H) go to a toon match (A)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: broonalegeordie on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:07:26 PM
REAL NAME: CRAIG SNOWDON
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: NEWCASTLE UP ON TYNE, ENGERLAND
WHEREABOUTS: RYTON
JOB: UNEMPLOYED STUDENT BUM
FAVOURITE BAND: NOWT
FAVOURITE FOOD: INDIAN - CHICKEN VINDALOO / LAMB ROGAN JOSH
FAVOURITE DRINK: COCA COLA / TEA / CARLING EXTRA COLD
FAVOURITE PLACE: AMSTERDAM
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): NEIGHBOURS / LOST
FAVOURITE FILM: FOOTBALL FACTORY
FAVOURITE SHARK: I HAVE A GOLD FISH
FOOTBALLING HEROES: ROBERT LEE, PETER BEARDSLEY, NIKKI PAPAVASILOU, SIR LES, ALAN SHEARER
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: JOSE ANTUNES FUMACA, ANDERSSON, SHOLA
OTHER TEAMS: RYTON UNDER 18S
OTHER SPORTS: TOPLESS DARTS
ROLE MODEL(S): ME MA'
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: DIE BEFORE I'M 50
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: TALK TO A GIRL, TOUCH A GIRL, KISS A GIRL, FINGER A GIRL, HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A GIRL
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Hatful Of Hollow on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:36:00 PM
REAL NAME: Gary
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Rake Lane, North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Wallsend
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Boards Of Canada (at the moment)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cherry Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Portugal
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show, Green Wing, The Office, People Like Us, Pheonix Nights, The Sopranos, Nighty Night, Spaced, Father Ted, Seinfeld
FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White  blueconfused.gif
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Solano, Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo, Lee Hendrie, Don Hutchison
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: scouse and proud on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:43:46 PM
REAL NAME: Carl
FAVOURITE CLUB:Liverpool
AGE:14
BIRTHPLACE:Liverpool
WHEREABOUTS:Liverpool
JOB:School
FAVOURITE BAND:Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak, egg and chips.
FAVOURITE DRINK:Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE:Anfield
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Anything by Peter Kay.
FAVOURITE FILM:Saving Private Ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK:?
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Jamie Carragher, Kenny Dalglish, Robbie Fowler
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard,
OTHER TEAMS:Liverpool Reserves
OTHER SPORTS:Boxing, Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S):Jamie Carragher, James J. Braddock.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dunno what I want to do yet.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See Liverpool win the league, Go on the pitch at Anfield, watch a boxing fight in Vegas, Fly a plane, drive a ferrari.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nicos Papavasiliou on Monday 3 October 2005, 11:32:51 PM
Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields.
I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer
I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films

My favourite Shark would be David Fralick.
My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/)

My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future.

Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: safc on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 12:07:25 AM
REAL NAME: Mark
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Blackpool
WHEREABOUTS: Sunderland
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Sunderland
FAVOURITE BAND: Travis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chocolate
FAVOURITE DRINK: Latte
FAVOURITE PLACE: House
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost and Desperate Housewives
FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Naill Quinn.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Clark
OTHER TEAMS: Blackpool & Aberdeen
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League
ROLE MODEL(S): N/A
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass AS and A Levels, go to Uni become a Physiotherapist.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Get a girlfriend :oops:
Travel the world
See SAFC win something worthwhile
Pass all my exams, and get my job.
Take early retirement to enjoy the rest of my life.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: JPFIN on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 12:36:33 PM
REAL NAME: Jussi
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki
WHEREABOUTS: Finland
JOB: sales/marketing assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) HJK Helsinki
FAVOURITE BAND: -
FAVOURITE FOOD: perfect steak/pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: coca cola/beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: our hang around/music training flat we share with 10guys
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): seinfeld, conan o'brien, oz
FAVOURITE FILM: casino, pulp fiction, lord of the rings
FAVOURITE SHARK:  blueconfused.gif
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jari Litmanen, Alan Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: el hadji diouf
OTHER TEAMS: -
OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, formula 1, athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): none
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: make some money and live a happy life.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TêteDeMaure on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 02:42:16 PM
REAL NAME:Kay
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields
WHEREABOUTS: South Shields
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Libertines/ Yeah Yeah Yeah's
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water (recovering fizzy pop addict)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, Nighty Night
FAVOURITE FILM: Lots,
FAVOURITE SHARK:Cookie Cutter, Tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Laurent Robert, Tino, Bellamy in feyenord
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Joe Cole, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, Wayne Rooney, DECO  blueupset.gif, Bellamy now.
OTHER TEAMS: Marseille, I also watch out for Heerenveen.
OTHER SPORTS: TENNIS and all others really, bar motorbikes.
ROLE MODEL(S): Amelie Mauresmo ( tennis wise), can't think.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get all forms of study out of the way, A2's the starting point. Do little and get alot of money for it, and to travel around europe a bit.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Win a wimbledon final, and hoy my newcastle top on when i do so  bluebiggrin.gif
On a lesser scale, actually getting a ticket for wimbledon, any game, preferably a big one but im not fussy i love tennis.
See NUFC dominate europe
See NUFC win everything
Pop to Venice. 

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan Shearer 9 on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 05:03:30 PM
Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields.
I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer
I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films

My favourite Shark would be David Fralick.
My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/)

My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future.

Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well.


Sergio Leone, you legend! Sorry I get over excited by these things  bluebiggrin.gif Viva Leone!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Aphrodite on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 06:18:48 PM
Me and a friend wrote three or four episodes of a sitcom about a group of hapless thieves. We sent it off to the Beeb who sent it back saying they liked it and would like to see more stuff. We never got round to it in the end and he's at Uni in Norwich so I don't see him too often. It's on my to-do list though.

Was that Tim Lewis?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Elric on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 07:01:39 PM
REAL NAME: Paul
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Compto... errr... Blaydon on Tyne
JOB: Tax credits call centre monkey
FAVOURITE BAND: Too many to name.
FAVOURITE FOOD: I'll eat pretty much anything. Pasta, Chinese, Pizza, Curry, whatever.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Green Tea. With Lemon :lol:
FAVOURITE PLACE: My Room. Or more specifically, my bed.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Futurama, Simpsons, Sopranos, X-Files
FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club
FAVOURITE SHARK: Never tasted one.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Ferdinand, Ronnie
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie
ROLE MODEL(S): My Mam.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make lots of money, get my own place and car.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel the world (Japan, China, South America, Egypt, North America... everywhere really), learn at least 4 languages, get married, have kids, achieve immortality.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 07:03:27 PM
What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan Shearer 9 on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 07:19:11 PM
What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

there's a lot of crap, but IMO, there's some of the best telly ever made, like for instance The Sopranos, and errmmm....... maybe you've got a point actually  :tongue3:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: PM on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 09:40:17 PM
REAL NAME: Paul

Cracking name that.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufc1984 on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 09:53:23 PM
REAL NAME:Jay Cockerill
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
JOB: Plumber
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: JUNK mainly,try to eat healthy but fail miserably never put weight on and never loose it!
FAVOURITE DRINK:coffee,2 sugars
FAVOURITE PLACE: Mine and my partners bed!!
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): little britain,the office,the league of gentleman,footie first (  bluelaugh.gif )
FAVOURITE FILM: Mystic River
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Asprilla,sir les,big al the list goes on...
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Tim cahill,i dont hate anyone more!
ROLE MODEL(S): My dad,of course! he has done everything for me.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Me and my partner will hopefuly marry and have kids!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:Get married,have kids(as mentioned),go to america and see my step-brother who i have never seen before,just to do everything i can before i die...live life to th max etx etc!!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: paddy on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 10:13:27 PM



REAL NAME: shaun
AGE: 30 and 3 days
BIRTHPLACE: hexham
WHEREABOUTS: blackburn
JOB: driver
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: coldplay/oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: chinkies
FAVOURITE DRINK: coffee
FAVOURITE PLACE:SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Footie, soaps
FAVOURITE FILM: star wars ep 4,5,6
FAVOURITE SHARK: eh! get a life!! ;-)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Wor Jackie, Sir Les, Al Keeeegan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane, David Speedie
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle Utd Res, NUFC jnrs
OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, darts, cricket, egg chasing
ROLE MODEL(S): Graham Norton and Julian Cleary (kiddin)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: live long and prosper ( and get 6 numbers on lotto)
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Dive the great barrier reef, see the toon win something, see the toon win something else, see my kids grow and be successful, have a happy life



Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Aphrodite on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 10:15:22 PM
What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

That's meant to be what BBC3 was meant to be about, but its lost its way a bit now.

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufc1984 on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 10:38:53 PM
REAL NAME: John W
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth
JOB: Shop Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: The Matches
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Boddingtons
FAVOURITE PLACE: Beach
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I'm Alan Partridge, Extra's, The Day Today, The Office etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Usual Suspects
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage.
OTHER TEAMS:Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: There's other sports?
ROLE MODEL(S):David Brent (fictional)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea, make my band good, i think.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Move out of my hometown,
See Newcastle win something.
Inherit Newcastle United from a distant relative
Punch a snake
Live a long life.

ACE  bluelaugh.gif bluelaugh.gif bluelaugh.gif bluelaugh.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: CaliMag on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 10:49:52 PM


REAL NAME: Carlyle
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Santa Barbara, California just (moved to Jesmond when I was six weeks old)
WHEREABOUTS: Back in Santa Barbara for the past three years now
JOB: Government analyst and freelance political consultant
ONLY CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: so many... right now its mostly Kasabian, Bloc Party, Libertines and FranzFerdinand ask me in a week and it will be different.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer allkinds except Coors which is p*ss and is owned by right wing fascists
FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy The Vampire Slayer... and I am not ashamed
FAVOURITE FILM: Blade Runner (Director's Cut)
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead - no question, surprised more people did not go for Basking or Mako
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Don't really get into the hero worship thing but I do like Nobby, Tino and of course Alan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinny Jones, Eric Cantona
OTHER TEAMS: None - but I do ocassionally go to LA Galaxy games... but only because other people make me.
OTHER SPORTS: I watch nothing else and find most sports dull, but like to spend time outdoors kayaking, swimming, snorkling, hiking, etc.
ROLE MODEL(S): The Gracci Brothers, Spartacus, Harry Hotspur, Crazy Horse, Harry S. Truman... the usual I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spending as much time having fun as possible, searching for Satori, etc.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufc1984 on Tuesday 4 October 2005, 10:51:46 PM
there are some very strange futures being planned on this board!!

quite scary!!!!  bluelaugh.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: broonalegeordie on Wednesday 5 October 2005, 12:49:06 PM
i agree - kids and marriage!!! argh!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufc1984 on Wednesday 5 October 2005, 02:14:04 PM
i actually put that,and that is quite common..

but this isnt:

"write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception"  bluelaugh.gif

"Punch a snake"  bluelaugh.gif  bluelaugh.gif

ETC ETC  bluelaugh.gif



Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan Shearer 9 on Wednesday 5 October 2005, 03:28:40 PM
forgot to put The Day Today and Brass Eye as my favourite telly shows
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Wednesday 5 October 2005, 04:42:35 PM
Punch a snake  bluelaugh.gif

Could just picture it.

I wouldn't get married mind, kids aye, but no marriage for me. Then again, you just never know. You could meet the lass of your dreams and want to get married.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Wednesday 5 October 2005, 07:01:01 PM
Me and a friend wrote three or four episodes of a sitcom about a group of hapless thieves. We sent it off to the Beeb who sent it back saying they liked it and would like to see more stuff. We never got round to it in the end and he's at Uni in Norwich so I don't see him too often. It's on my to-do list though.

Was that Tim Lewis?

'twas indeed.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Wednesday 5 October 2005, 11:37:01 PM


REAL NAME: Carlyle
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Santa Barbara, California just (moved to Jesmond when I was six weeks old)
WHEREABOUTS: Back in Santa Barbara for the past three years now
JOB: Government analyst and freelance political consultant
ONLY CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: so many... right now its mostly Kasabian, Bloc Party, Libertines and FranzFerdinand ask me in a week and it will be different.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer allkinds except Coors which is p*ss and is owned by right wing fascists
FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy The Vampire Slayer... and I am not ashamed
FAVOURITE FILM: Blade Runner (Director's Cut)
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead - no question, surprised more people did not go for Basking or Mako
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Don't really get into the hero worship thing but I do like Nobby, Tino and of course Alan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinny Jones, Eric Cantona
OTHER TEAMS: None - but I do ocassionally go to LA Galaxy games... but only because other people make me.
OTHER SPORTS: I watch nothing else and find most sports dull, but like to spend time outdoors kayaking, swimming, snorkling, hiking, etc.
ROLE MODEL(S): The Gracci Brothers, Spartacus, Harry Hotspur, Crazy Horse, Harry S. Truman... the usual I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spending as much time having fun as possible, searching for Satori, etc.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.

Don't bother, it's one of life's big let downs. Tastes like absolutely foul and you'd be comotosed p*ssed, way before you felt the effect of the wormwood, complete waste of time!! Go and pick some mushies and have some real fun.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: CaliMag on Thursday 6 October 2005, 12:25:29 AM


5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.

Don't bother, it's one of life's big let downs. Tastes like absolutely foul and you'd be comotosed p*ssed, way before you felt the effect of the wormwood, complete waste of time!! Go and pick some mushies and have some real fun.

Ta for that advice. Still want to try it though. I'll do the sugar cueb thing and take only a small amount rather than flirt with lethal alcohol poisoning.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 6 October 2005, 12:35:00 AM


5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.

Don't bother, it's one of life's big let downs. Tastes like absolutely foul and you'd be comotosed p*ssed, way before you felt the effect of the wormwood, complete waste of time!! Go and pick some mushies and have some real fun.

Ta for that advice. Still want to try it though. I'll do the sugar cueb thing and take only a small amount rather than flirt with lethal alcohol poisoning.

It still taste horrible even with the sugar.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Thursday 6 October 2005, 02:09:34 AM
I've always wanted to try Absinthe on a night when I've got jack s*** to do the day after but I can't bear aniseed.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Slugsy on Thursday 6 October 2005, 10:51:58 AM


5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.

Don't bother, it's one of life's big let downs. Tastes like absolutely foul and you'd be comotosed p*ssed, way before you felt the effect of the wormwood, complete waste of time!! Go and pick some mushies and have some real fun.

Ta for that advice. Still want to try it though. I'll do the sugar cueb thing and take only a small amount rather than flirt with lethal alcohol poisoning.

Yeah, I was in Prague in '99 for the Czech Republic v Scotland game and watched a guy drink about a third of a bottle neat, then proceed to strip off and jump off the nearest bridge into the danube at 2 am, not the brightest thing!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toonarmy1810 on Friday 7 October 2005, 07:56:24 PM
REAL NAME:lee bell
AGE:28
BIRTHPLACE:walker
WHEREABOUTS:sunny blyth
JOB: Mobile IT Technician
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:The one and only neil Diamond
FAVOURITE FOOD:pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK:pepsi
FAVOURITE PLACE: stirling
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): any gangster docs
FAVOURITE FILM:scarface
FAVOURITE SHARK:hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: steve mcmahon, alan shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:graham fenton
OTHER TEAMS:barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: golf, darts, cricket
ROLE MODEL(S):oliverreed
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:win the lottery, bring my 2 boys up properly
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: grow a pair of breasts, watch my sons play for NUFC, stop smoking, skydive naked,  get a knob reduction.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 7 October 2005, 08:01:07 PM
Just brought a bottle of 80% absinthe home from Spain, saw some at 85% but thought that was pushing it!

Have tried it before and can only say the closest similar effect i have had was from drugs or when i stupidly downed a pint of Vodka, Tequila with a top of red bull!  bluesleep.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: johnnypd on Friday 7 October 2005, 11:48:53 PM


FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi

mine too! i'm going back to southern california in november, do you know any good sushi places in the LA area that are special enough to warrant a visit?

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FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds


you should check out catalina island too, i stayed in avalon a night it is wonderful, you can get a ferry there from long beach, san pedro etc.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: CaliMag on Saturday 8 October 2005, 12:15:53 AM
JohnnyPD -

I still have not made it out to Catalina - Obviously its more famous than the Channel Isalnds but I like the lack of people in the Channel Islands. That said I usually get rave reviews of Avalon, so I will have to make it out there soon. I don't own a boat (yet), but I have family that do and I am getting certified in the Spring so I might have to make a sailing trip down there.

There are literally hundreds of sushi restaurants in LA and I can't really recommend one that is super special. If you drive up to SB then I could help you out.  I bet you could make better recommendations than I could anyway considering you have probably spent more time there in the past year than I have.

For full disclosure I must admit that living in Santa Barbara has made me a bit of a snob and I rarely go to LA. Most of my friends who lived there have left for greener pastures. I do go down for ocassional events, but I find the place depressing. Of the large cities I have lived in it is my least favourite, but then I never worked for "the Industry" (not Porn, the other one).

C.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cheshire Mag on Saturday 8 October 2005, 04:52:15 AM
REAL NAME: Ben
BIRTHPLACE: Halifax
WHEREABOUTS: Northwich, Cheshire
JOB: Morrisons Supermarket, Fresh Fruit Prep.
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Raki
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle Upon Tyne.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Only Fools & Horses, Simpsons, Football First.
FAVOURITE FILM: White Men Can't Jump
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand, Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Ruud Gullit, Graeme Souness, Ossie Ardiles, McKeag
OTHER TEAMS: Halifax Town, Witton Albion, Northwich Victoria
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Squash, Rugby LEAGUE (I dont jump on the bandwagon)
ROLE MODEL(S): Granda
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a job as an IT technician and build my own business in building networks for major & minor companys throughout the world.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get Married, Have kids, Go on a round the world tour, See NUFC finally win something and Meet my biggest hero Alan Shearer and have a good old ching wag about his illustrious career with Southampton, Blackburn, his international career with England and how much infuence he actually had in the running of NUFC.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Saturday 8 October 2005, 12:26:23 PM
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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TêteDeMaure on Saturday 8 October 2005, 02:51:45 PM
Im absolutely dying to try absinthe the propper stuff though the expensive stuff, from France, regardless of taste  bluedead.gif As for Mushrooms instead, i ate a full tub of them and it had absolutely no effect on me, yet it did on my friend, taste awful too  bluedead.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Tooj on Sunday 9 October 2005, 12:20:48 PM
Im absolutely dying to try absinthe the propper stuff though the expensive stuff, from France, regardless of taste  bluedead.gif As for Mushrooms instead, i ate a full tub of them and it had absolutely no effect on me, yet it did on my friend, taste awful too  bluedead.gif
i've had the 70% normal absinthe and the 85% black absinthe, both nock the s*** outta ya, really tastes like an enhanced version of Sambuca though
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Sgrey on Thursday 13 October 2005, 07:01:39 PM
REAL NAME: Shaun

AGE: 16

BIRTHPLACE: Bishop Auckland

WHEREABOUTS: bishop Auckland

JOB: Motor Vehicle Student

FAVOURITE BAND: Black Eyed Peas, Coldplay, oasis, Queen

FAVOURITE FOOD: Chips

FAVOURITE DRINK: Cola

FAVOURITE PLACE: Copley, great little village

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Only Fools & Horses, Aufwiedersein pet

FAVOURITE FILM: The Rocky Series

FAVOURITE SHARK: hammerhead

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Bobby Robson

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinnie Jones, Ruud Gullit

OTHER TEAMS: Darlington, Hartlepool

OTHER SPORTS:

ROLE MODEL(S): Dad

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass my Motor Vehicle studies course/exams, eventually own my own Garage and Home

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a season ticket for NUFC, Get married, have kids, meet shearer, see the toon win a trophy (with me being in the crowd of course)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bartos on Tuesday 18 October 2005, 08:06:56 AM
REAL NAME: Bart

AGE: 27

WHEREABOUTS: Denderhoutem, Belgium (Flemish)

JOB: Public Servant (Human Resources Department)

FAVOURITE BAND: ?

FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese (everything with curry)

FAVOURITE DRINK: Jupiler

FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle-upon-Tyne (and also a little bit Sölden in Austria)

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Expeditie Robinson (Expedition Robinson)

FAVOURITE FILM: Braveheart

FAVOURITE SHARK: ?

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer (I also really enjoy watching Ronaldinho), also Philippe Albert

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Vinnie Jones

OTHER TEAMS: Eendracht Aalst

OTHER SPORTS: cyclism

ROLE MODEL(S): Homer Simpson  bluebiggrin.gif

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: find a nice girlfriend, marry her and get a few kids

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: found a family, move to Newcastle, buy a season ticket at NUFC, ..., euhm, I'd actually be quite pleased with these already, although celebrate the toon becoming Premier League champions would be nice too ofcourse  bluebiggrin.gif

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: WhatTheFunk? on Saturday 22 October 2005, 11:23:04 AM
REAL NAME: Dimitri
AGE:26
BIRTHPLACE: Beirut
WHEREABOUTS: Limassol, CYPRUS
JOB: Commercial Manager (Cuban Cigars)

FAVOURITE BAND: Ridiculous question
FAVOURITE FOOD: Everything
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water
FAVOURITE PLACE: Under the water anywhere. Cave of the Cyclops
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): f*** tv. don't watch much other than football
FAVOURITE FILM: Carandiru at the moment. Too many to mention really
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Andy Cole, Sir Les
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ian Woan, Stan Collymore, Graham Fenton, Cristiano, Sir Alex
OTHER TEAMS: Valencia, Apollon Limassol FC (local team) we've got Craig Hignett you know.
OTHER SPORTS: Scuba Diving, Shaolin Kung Fu, Capoera, Swimming
ROLE MODEL(S): My father
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Dive as much as possible, while making lots of dosh as a musician
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Headline live at Central Park with my band, Scuba dive the entire planet, meet Erich Von Daniken, Celebrate the title with Hitzfeld at the helm, marry my girlfriend.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Greg on Saturday 22 October 2005, 12:10:20 PM
REAL NAME:Greg
AGE:20
BIRTHPLACE:Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS:Gosforth
JOB: Broadband Technical Support Agent
FAVOURITE CLUB: the toon
FAVOURITE BAND:The oStrokes
FAVOURITE FOOD:thai
FAVOURITE DRINK:Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: apart from Newcastle.. Central America and Australia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM:fight club
FAVOURITE SHARK: pass
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:don hutchinson plus many more
OTHER TEAMS:none
OTHER SPORTS:cricket
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:uni next sept
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:see the toon win something, go to antarctica, sky dive, learn to fly, get a decent job!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Sunday 23 October 2005, 07:59:34 AM
REAL NAME: Apisith
AGE:17
BIRTHPLACE: Bangkok, Thailand.
WHEREABOUTS: Bangkok, Thailand. (Been here all me life)
JOB: High-school student.
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER: Oasis, Lostprophets, Coldplay, Linkin Park, James Blunt, John Mayer, Muse and Incubus.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza, Thai and Indian.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka shots  blueyes.gif
FAVOURITE PLACE: Boston, Massachusetts.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, West Wing, One Tree Hill, Arrested Development and Desperate Housewives.
FAVOURITE FILM: Green Mile, Armaggeddon, National Treasure and Lion King.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Andrei Shevchenko and David Ginola. Extras are Dennis Wise and Vinny Jones (for entertainment).
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Eric Cantona, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Michael Owen of Liverpool.
OTHER TEAMS: Parma and Real Madrid.
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball, American Football, Basketball and Volleyball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer, Dad (till I grew up), Grandfather and my school Principal.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish High-school with admirable grades, get into a good university (outside of Thailand), find a nice girlfriend and go watch Newcastle at St.James'.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Have kids, buy Newcastle United after becoming a multimillionaire via my own business, meet Alan Shearer and end racism (or try my very damn hardest).
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Allmo on Sunday 23 October 2005, 11:39:55 AM
REAL NAME: Daniel
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Jarrow
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Killers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Kfc Twister
FAVOURITE DRINK: Carling
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, 2 Pint of Lager and Packet of Crisps. Friends.
FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator/Braveheart
FAVOURITE SHARK: The jabbabwoky blueconfused.gif
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Not too old so Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: Haven't got one
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Me dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Have'nt got a clue
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE :
See the toon win something
Die saving someone with that hero like music playing in the background  bluebiggrin.gif
10some
Invent something cool
Make £12.456m

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Sunday 23 October 2005, 06:03:01 PM
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, Arrested Development
OTHER TEAMS: Parma

Finally, somebody with good taste  blueyes.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Monday 24 October 2005, 08:51:50 AM
I love comedic series where every joke (intentional or not) is NOT punctuated by fake audience laughter. That takes the fun out of the actual jokes. Thats why I lurvvvv Scrubs and Arrested Development. Their comedic moments are truly legendary  bluelaugh.gif. Love it when JD thinks out loud and the actual scene in his imagination is shown. Truly fantastic moments.

Andy, which Muse albums did you like the most? I only liked a couple from their first album, one from their second but their latest (Absolution) is simply fantastic. 'Hysteria', 'Stockholm Syndrome' and 'Time is Running Out' are true classics.

Btw, Milan sucks! And Juve, Inter and Roma also do too. Always leaching players off Parma (eg. Buffon, Gilardino, Thuram, Cannavaro, Crespo, Chiesa, Adriano, Mutu etc.)  bluebigrazz.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Monday 24 October 2005, 11:34:06 AM
Andy, which Muse albums did you like the most? I only liked a couple from their first album, one from their second but their latest (Absolution) is simply fantastic. 'Hysteria', 'Stockholm Syndrome' and 'Time is Running Out' are true classics.

Pretty much all the songs from Origin of Symmetry and Absolution are fairly outstanding, and there's a few good one's in Showbiz too, so it's really difficult to name a 'favourite song'...

I'd say Citizen Erazed, Newborn, Stockholm Syndrome and Butterflies and Hurricanes are the ones I've listened to the most though, so probably them.

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Thursday 27 October 2005, 05:25:04 PM
Cool cool. My personal favourite would have to be 'Plug In Baby'.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Thursday 27 October 2005, 05:58:49 PM
Yeah, Plug in Baby is awesome too; especially live. In fact, all their songs are awesome live, without exception. Especially Stockholm Syndrome and Citizen Erased blueyes.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Friday 28 October 2005, 06:48:10 PM
Aaaah I've never seen them live! Not even video clips etc. Totally pathetic since I consider myself a 'true' fan haha.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Friday 28 October 2005, 07:39:30 PM
If you go to muselive.com and register, you can listen to some of their live performances on there. Be sure to download the entire Earls Court one if you can; it's outstanding.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan Shearer 9 on Friday 28 October 2005, 07:44:38 PM
real men listen to Mcfly
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kitty-Sniper on Saturday 29 October 2005, 01:39:06 PM
REAL NAME: Louis Byrne (although i've been told i look like a ben (which is a name i like) and i somtimes put down my name as francis (my second name) or louis-francis)
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Wimbledon
WHEREABOUTS: Wimbledon
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Catch 22, sublime, operation ivy and reel big fish. (in order)
FAVOURITE FOOD: indian and chinese although i rarely get to eat them atm.
FAVOURITE DRINK: oraange juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: tenerife
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): family guy, QI, various other sitcoms, lost. (after reading through wullie's list i'll add jonathan creek to this.)
FAVOURITE FILM: dont have one, although i love american comedy's and films featuring either Owen Wilson or Sean-William-Scott
FAVOURITE SHARK: where to start. The great white has a lot of power and charisma but i'm a big fan of the thresher, tiger, bull, hammerhead and nurse sharks.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer,Speed,Lee,Given,Wise,Zola,VinnieJones,Barton,Bellamy(one night in rotterdam...),Solano, Peter Shemmy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Sir Alex fergouson,DavidBecks,Rooney.
OTHER TEAMS:Surrey,Durham and glamorgan cricket teams.
OTHER SPORTS:all sports but cricket in particular.
ROLE MODEL(S): Gary Speed
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:A levels finish, gap year (action packed, Uni.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel the world, attend SJP, climb a  mountain, dive with sharks/whales, get rich.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kitty-Sniper on Saturday 29 October 2005, 01:52:46 PM
i also think that this sitcom thing seems like a cracking idea, i myself think i'm ok in writing things like that, but maybe i'm mistaken./

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Rebellious on Saturday 29 October 2005, 03:19:28 PM
REAL NAME: Marc
AGE:29
BIRTHPLACE: Ipswich
WHEREABOUTS: Ipswich  ( Saving for a Mortgage in Newcastle )
JOB: Director of 3 companies Loans / Laptops/ Phones / Bar / Promoter
FAVOURITE CLUB: 1st Newcastle 2nd Ipswich
FAVOURITE BAND: Havn`t got one, cd in car at the moment is Jay Z
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Roast
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke or Chilian Merlot
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere away from people with nice surroundings
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Jack Dee
FAVOURITE FILM: Heat or Casino
FAVOURITE SHARK: Me - Loan Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: When i was young enough to have a hero it was Lineker
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Whittle
OTHER TEAMS:  Any English team playing in Europe when we arent
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball if im playing
ROLE MODEL(S): My Dad or Myself
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Buy a House
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  An orgy, own a Ferarri, buy a nice house, watch my children grow up, get married.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: scott076q on Saturday 29 October 2005, 11:04:49 PM
REAL NAME: Michael
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington
WHEREABOUTS: Blyth
JOB: Admin Clerk
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead / Libertines / Clash
FAVOURITE FOOD: Owt apart from seafood
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kronenborg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St. James
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): A-team, Royle family, Space documentaries
FAVOURITE FILM: Dumb & Dumber
FAVOURITE SHARK: White tipped reef shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer ,Les Ferdinand, Asprilla
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, J Whittle
OTHER TEAMS: Blyth Spartans
OTHER SPORTS: NFL
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Buy a projector
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

I will just see how it goes.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jimburst on Sunday 30 October 2005, 03:21:20 PM
FAVOURITE BAND: Catch 22, sublime, operation ivy and reel big fish. (in order)

ferkin love all these bands, aswell as mad caddies and farse

my fave track of muse is either plug in baby, feelin good, histeria or darkshines
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lowndsy on Sunday 30 October 2005, 06:01:24 PM
farse and RBF are class live!!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kitty-Sniper on Sunday 30 October 2005, 06:11:07 PM
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FAVOURITE BAND: Catch 22, sublime, operation ivy and reel big fish. (in order)

ferkin love all these bands, aswell as mad caddies and farse

my fave track of muse is either plug in baby, feelin good, histeria or darkshines




i love everything about catch 22, sublime are great to dance to. i really like bad town and unity (two of my fave songs) and RBF are great. i've never seen any live though, mainly because prior to this september i new nobody who really liked them, but if they (RBF, daresay sublime and Op ivy dont tour much anymore :P  rip.gif ) tour the country next year, i may have to go to one of their shows.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Arthur Parsnip on Tuesday 1 November 2005, 10:46:01 AM
REAL NAME: Arther Parsnip
AGE:59
BIRTHPLACE:South Shieds
WHEREABOUTS: just told you
JOB:Lazy Skiver
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle, Chelsea and Exeter and Cheltenham, and Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: im a rubber band man
FAVOURITE FOOD: tomatos
FAVOURITE DRINK: tomato soup
FAVOURITE PLACE: tomato town
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):El Dorado
FAVOURITE FILM: Jaws
FAVOURITE SHARK: Neil Ruddock
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Phil Bardsley (man utd)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Graeme Le Saux
OTHER TEAMS: Colchester and Celtic
OTHER SPORTS: Conkers
ROLE MODEL(S): Kate Moss
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: sign on
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:sign on , blow off, watch GMTV, have a kip ,
tell someone to get me a cup of tea.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: bobbyshinton on Thursday 3 November 2005, 01:14:34 PM
REAL NAME: Robert Shinton
AGE:47
BIRTHPLACE:Waaaalsend
WHEREABOUTS: at PC
JOB:Lazy The boss
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle, Waaaalsend buffs
FAVOURITE BAND: Brothers in arms
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tennents extra
FAVOURITE PLACE: cullercoats
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):2 and a halve men
FAVOURITE FILM: pirates of the caribean
FAVOURITE SHARK: David Batty
FOOTBALLING HEROES: pedro b
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: gary rowell
OTHER TEAMS: rangers
OTHER SPORTS: Mackem killing
ROLE MODEL(S): me nana
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: think of a joke for the day
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:think of a joke for today, upset a mackem, learn how to speed type, learn to count to five ,
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Welsh_Geordie on Friday 4 November 2005, 07:59:57 PM
REAL NAME: Jonathan Evans
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE:St.Asaph (North Wales)
WHEREABOUTS: Ruthin (North Wales)
JOB:Student
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Whit Stripes
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fajitas
FAVOURITE DRINK: No idea what he calls it but my mate makes one amazing cocktail
FAVOURITE PLACE: My house
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): QI, Blackadder, Futurama
FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: beardsley, shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: laurent robert, beckham, gullit
OTHER TEAMS: Ruthin Town
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Brother
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: 6th form, university , see where it goes fro there
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: go to new zealand, go to Rome, make a load of money,  get married, have kids
 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Friday 4 November 2005, 08:27:45 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Edinburgh
WHEREABOUTS: Hebburn
JOB: Full-time student, part-time waitor
FAVOURITE BAND: The Who
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Lunch
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella Artois
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Takeshi's Castle
FAVOURITE FILM: Blazing Saddles
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Cole
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lampard, Rooney, Gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: Hearts, St-Etienne, Real Jaen
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Jose Mourinho
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish Uni (French & Spanish), work as an interpreter, become "The Special One Mark II"
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Parachute jump, Throw a meal at a snobby customer, Pour a pot of tea over irate customer, Smash pot of tea off the head of screaming in agony customer, See NUFC win something.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: kebabstylee on Monday 7 November 2005, 02:33:41 AM
Reet. Seeing as I want something to do before I go to bed, I'll give this a blast...

REAL NAME: Mike

AGE: 20

BIRTHPLACE: Slough ( or Slaaah )

WHEREABOUTS: err, Slough

JOB: Music student

FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) durh

FAVOURITE BAND: The Darkness

FAVOURITE FOOD: McDonalds

FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella

FAVOURITE PLACE: hmmm, France is quite nice, shame it's full of the French.

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Bottom, Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, South Park, Simpsons, Red Dwarf, The Estate Agents, Planet Mirth, Extras, and that SAS one with Grant off Eastenders.

FAVOURITE FILM: Bloody hell, tough call - to pin it down to ONE?? errrm, I'll say Shawn of the Dead. Subject to change.

FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky, of Sharky and George fame

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Al, Laurent Robert, Becks, Little Mickey Owen, Teddy Sheringham, Faustino Asprilla, David Ginola, David Seaman, Les Ferdinand, Paolo Maldini, Thierry Henry (the skillful b******)

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Loads. Erm. Deco, Rivaldo, Ortega, Simeone, Pires, Nicky Butt, Batistuta, Carlos Angel Roa, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kuntz, Cannavaro, Thierry Henry (the whinging, arrogant, French prick)

OTHER TEAMS: England. Slaaah Taaahn (sort of), Roma

OTHER SPORTS: Formula 1 (Jenson Button), Tennis (Tiger Tim), Snooker (The Rocket)

ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer, Justin Hawkins and me Dad.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish me college course (this is my third attempt at further education, i'm such a bliddy drop-put), then do a degree.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Play Wembley stadium in a rock band, score the winning goal in the World Cup Final for England, score the winning goal in the Champs League final for the Toon, shag Pamela Anderson, shag Cat Deeley.

Oh, you wanted REALISTIC things to do before I die......?

EDIT: I would also very much like to become Formula One world champion.

EDIT #2: Oh yeah, and shag Danni Minogue and Nell McAndrew. Maybe I could just put all the girls into one thing by having them all in the bed at the same time?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: emre_5 on Monday 7 November 2005, 05:46:11 PM
REAL NAME: Mohsin
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: London
WHEREABOUTS: Loughborough (Slough as well though when I'm not at uni!!!)
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta & Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Dubai
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Match of the Day
FAVOURITE FILM: Too tough to call that one
FAVOURITE SHARK: wot?!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ginola, Emre, Beckham, Ronaldinho
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: R. Keane, Everton,
OTHER TEAMS: A football fan - so anyone who plays attractive football is fine in my eyes
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Ronaldinho
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jmveness on Thursday 10 November 2005, 01:06:00 AM
REAL NAME: Jason
AGE:34
BIRTHPLACE: Edmonton Alberta Canada
WHEREABOUTS: Fort St. John
JOB: Archaeologist
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Led Zeppelin
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mom's cooking
FAVOURITE DRINK: Broon ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: the lake
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): none
FAVOURITE FILM: none
FAVOURITE SHARK: none
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Liverpool
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): My Grandfathers
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Let live
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Threesome, See a match in Newcastle, Build a log home,  Live self sufficeintly, get rid of all my computers
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: kellie19 on Thursday 10 November 2005, 02:29:36 PM
REAL NAME: Kellie
AGE:19
BIRTHPLACE: sheffield
WHEREABOUT:
JOB:student but i work in a school
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD:pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE:st james park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): desperate housewives
FAVOURITE FILM:gone in 60 seconds
FAVOURITE SHARK: great white
FOOTBALLING HEROES:alan shearer & jackie milburn
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:roy keane
OTHER TEAMS:none are quite like the toon
OTHER SPORTS:none
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Joey on Saturday 12 November 2005, 11:47:06 AM
REAL NAME: Paul Campbell
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Princess Mary's (Newcastle)
WHEREABOUTS: Gateshead (Bensham)
JOB: Just been made redundant.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Carbonara
FAVOURITE DRINK: Broon ale / Kronenbourg / Rum & Black / Fresh Orange
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Red Dwarf / 2 Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps / The Office
FAVOURITE FILM: Quadrophenia
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer / Beardsley / Srnicek
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: George Best
OTHER TEAMS: Sampdoria
OTHER SPORTS: Rally
ROLE MODEL(S): None really.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a new job and my own place.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
.1.Go to Japan.
.2.Have children
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mandy on Monday 14 November 2005, 10:16:55 PM
REAL NAME: Mandy
AGE: irrelevant
BIRTHPLACE: U.K
WHEREABOUTS: somewhere in the midlands
JOB: Student Nurse
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:
FAVOURITE FOOD: chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: vodka/redbull
FAVOURITE PLACE: Uni
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): At the moment, LOST
FAVOURITE FILM: Gone with the wind
FAVOURITE SHARK: any that don’t bite
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer and Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Vanistelroy, Keane
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS:
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To become a proper grown up nurse and a midwife
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: LIVE
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: donige on Friday 18 November 2005, 11:12:43 AM
REAL NAME: Donald Goodjohn
AGE:16
BIRTHPLACE: Kettering, Near Birmingham
WHEREABOUTS:
JOB: Warehouse, Marks And Spencer Kettering
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: any hardcore dance music
FAVOURITE FOOD: Indian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: London or Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Little Britain
FAVOURITE FILM: GOAL!
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Michael Owen, Jonny Woodgate, Jean Alain Boumsong
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage, that Whittle bloke who played for grimsby!
OTHER TEAMS: Northampton Town FC Up the cobblers!
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Jonathan Woodgate, copy all of his techniques
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Watch Newcastle abroad
Go to an ashes series abroad
get good qualifications
meet Alan Shearer
Meet Jonathan Woodgate
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: donige on Friday 18 November 2005, 03:19:19 PM
You first.
you must be sad wanting shepherd out and thinking that bramble is our best player. i think you should get your head checked!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Friday 18 November 2005, 03:53:38 PM
What's sad about wanting rid of the fat man? He's a complete idiot, who continually puts his foot in it and ruining the club's reputation, therefore, making it harder for the manager (who ever that may be) to attract decent players to the club without us paying out massive sums of money.

For example, Owen, we had to pay twice as much as Liverpool were willing to pay, in order to make it impossible for him to go there. It's amazing that he wanted to go to a club which had got rid of him only a year previously and were the manager was making it blatantly obvious he didn't really want him back, instead of us. Yeah, they were European Champions, but a large part of this must be down to the bad reputation we as a club have developed and a large part of that is down to Freddy Shepherd.

Can I ask where I've said Titus is our best player?

I think you'll find that I've never said he's our best player, if you actually bother to read my posts. The reason I've got him in my sig is because I think he's a good player, who could get better, I also think he gets a hard time (often unfairly) from a lot of people, not least on this board, so I give him my support.

Maybe, when you're older and have matured a bit you'll understand that it's not just about "big names" and glory, and that if you want your team to do well, you support the players, not just jump on the bandwaggon and slag individuals off, just beacause everyone else does.

I'm not sad at all, in fact I'm quite happy today, actually and I've just checked my head in the mirror, it's still there, so that's good too.

If you think I'm being patronising, that's because... ...well, I am. Congratulations, that's probably the first thing you've got right today, have a smiley.  :tongue3:

Oh, and welcome to the board, I look forward to talking with you. :icon_salut:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Friday 18 November 2005, 03:56:54 PM
That's a salute by the way, not the knobhead jesture.

Just so you know, don't want to have a real argument.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: BroonLass on Saturday 19 November 2005, 10:49:11 PM
Hullo,

I've been a long-time lurker but I thought it was about time to introduce myself:

REAL NAME: Heidi
AGE: is that a proper question to ask a lady?!  :tongue3:
BIRTHPLACE: Denmark
WHEREABOUTS: Denmark
JOB: Office clerk
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC, obviously
FAVOURITE BAND: Lots of them
FAVOURITE FOOD: None specific, I do fancy the Chinese cuisine though
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer - and lots of it!  :occasion14:
FAVOURITE PLACE: My local bowling alley
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Schindler's List
FAVOURITE SHARK: Ehm?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer and Gillespie
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Horse & Shrek
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS: Bowling
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Getting a promotion
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Getting a promotion, win the lottery, re-furnish my apartment, have bairns and win the lottery again.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 29 November 2005, 12:18:29 AM
REAL NAME: Dave
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Leeds
WHEREABOUTS: Jimmy's. Yes the one 'off the telly'.
JOB: Assistant Quantity Surveyor
FAVOURITE CLUB: Derr..
FAVOURITE BAND: No one favourite, quite a range there.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken & beef curry from the Chinese.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cold Coca-cola cannot be beaten.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bird's knickers.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Gadget Show
FAVOURITE FILM: Commando. Ha!
FAVOURITE SHARK: Mako?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer & Beardsley.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Savage, Cahill.
OTHER TEAMS: None really.
OTHER SPORTS: England cricket matches.
ROLE MODEL(S): Senior people at work.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Emulating and surpassing the above.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Bungie jump, skydive, marry 'er, move in together and have a seperate 'His room' full of expensive gadgetty toys.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 29 November 2005, 12:21:24 AM
PS - I propose an extra category:

FAVOURITE NON-[N-O] WEBSITE: www.b3ta.com
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: scottish toon on Wednesday 30 November 2005, 05:14:12 PM
Hey all,i registered on here about a year ago or so,was on here for a bit but aint been on for ages,i have set up an affialite with the admin of this site with our site IFF (http://www.ifforums.com) so you might see a few newcastle fans from our site join here and vice versa  bluewink.gif bluecool.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mighty Toon Army on Sunday 18 December 2005, 01:13:57 AM
REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: General Hospital
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Lazy Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon
FAVOURITE BAND: Kaiser Chiefs
FAVOURITE FOOD: McCdonalds, KFC, Fish and chips, galaxy chocolate
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cup of tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Match of the day, Lost, Dream team
FAVOURITE FILM: Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Predator, Kellys Heros, Platoon and the Snowman :oops:
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Andy Cole, Les Ferdinand, Peter Beardsley, Lee Clark, Liam O'Brein
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Marcelino, Viana, Dumas, Goma, Jenas
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: be a millionaire
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Score with a member of girls aloud, 2. Win the Lottery, 3. See Newcastle win a trophy, 4. Have Kids, 5.  Go to every football ground in the country
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: little_sami on Sunday 18 December 2005, 03:32:17 PM
Well I'm not new but haven't been around for so long, thought I should do this thingie...

REAL NAME: Sami
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Welwyn Gdn City, Herts
WHEREABOUTS: Stevenage, UK
JOB: Customer Services
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Linkin Park maybe? i like so many.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cherry Brany/Ameretto
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Eastenders, Bad Girls, X-Factor, BB
FAVOURITE FILM: The Secretary
FAVOURITE SHARK: What?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Um I've not liked football long enough to answer this, but my fave player is Dyer...
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Again, not long enough. Not keen on that idiot who plays for Arsenal Van Persie
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Big house, nice car, decent job, nice fella.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to the Caribbean, Visit Ireland, earn more than 20k, celebrate my 100th birthday and meet Eminem. LOL.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 18 December 2005, 03:42:54 PM
Ola Sami x
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: hggcraig on Sunday 25 December 2005, 03:16:06 PM
REAL NAME: Craig
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student/ bartender
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: dont have one
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Irn bru
FAVOURITE PLACE: Work  :tongue3:
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): My wife and kids, Match of the day
FAVOURITE FILM: Memento
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: not old enough to have any
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: see above
OTHER TEAMS:Celtic, Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To become a solicitor or barrister
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Achieve above, shag Cheyrl Tweedy, have a wife and kids and grandchildren, see the toon win a cup and win the lottery

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lerica23 on Wednesday 28 December 2005, 03:06:35 PM
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REAL NAME: Claire
AGE: Oooh that would be telling! bluewink.gif
BIRTHPLACE: Oxford
WHEREABOUTS: The Smoke
JOB: Bit of everything + p/t student
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: The Police
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: whiskey & coke
FAVOURITE PLACE:   The Toon of course!
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): MotD, The Professionals! blueeek.gif
FAVOURITE FILM: Jaws
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bruce
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Keegan, Dalglish, Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Guillit. Keane. Fergie
OTHER TEAMS: Didn't know there was any??
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey, Karate.
ROLE MODEL(S): My mum
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Watch son trot out with nufc against fulham!  bluebigrazz.gif
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Obviously see nufc lift something silver. Swim with a shark. Go to Japan. Buy my toon timeshare!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Roxboro Toon on Tuesday 10 January 2006, 03:56:07 PM
REAL NAME:  Mietek  call me  Rox
AGE: 45
BIRTHPLACE:  Montreal
WHEREABOUTS: Monreal
JOB: sales
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) and Arsenal
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse and  AC/DC
FAVOURITE FOOD: curries , chineese ,  kebbabs ,  pizza   ( good food)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea , Gingerale  ,  Guinness ,  Vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE: My Comp
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Corrie ,  sky football coverage
FAVOURITE FILM:  5th Element
FAVOURITE SHARK: Patrick Vieiras  agent  and Peter Kenyon
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Given  and  Henry
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Svenn , The special one ,  Peter Kenyon ,  Big Dunc,  Al of Blackburn
OTHER TEAMS: Preston NE  and Forest
OTHER SPORTS:Cricket , Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S):Ghandi , Pierre elliot Trudeau
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See the Toon win something
grow old and  happy
get season tckets to SJP
visit 10 major parks at least
see England win A WC
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lady newcastle on Tuesday 10 January 2006, 08:08:58 PM
REAL NAME: Julie
AGE: that really would be telling
BIRTHPLACE: Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: Somewhere at the end of the wall
JOB: Assessment Worker
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen, Sting, Anastacia, anything really
FAVOURITE FOOD: Kebabs dont realy care if im not cooking it
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Bacardi or Gatsby (southern comfort, dry ginger, lime)
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Toon of course!
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Any Football involving the Toon, Any Sky sports (football)
FAVOURITE FILM: Dirty Dancing, Grease
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Shearer, chevchenko
FOOTBALLING VILLIANS: hard choice so many
OTHER TEAMS: Inter Milan
ROLE MODEL: i'm me own
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Hopefuly see nufc lift something silver.  Win lottery,
 i'm struggling with 2 out 5
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ally on Thursday 12 January 2006, 12:26:57 AM
Never even seen this thread before! I'm bored, f*** it:

REAL NAME: Alastair
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Guisborough Maternity Ward
WHEREABOUTS: Sheffield term-time, Guisborough rest of the time (smogside)
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Middlesbrough Empire
FAVOURITE BAND: Chili Peppers.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Parmo!
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella Artois in a cold bottle
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost at the minute, closely followed by Deal or No Deal ;)
FAVOURITE FILM: Back to the future 2
FAVOURITE SHARK: The big ones
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Andy Cole, Alan Shearer, Scott Sellars (!), Bobby Robson.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Souness, Phil Thompson, Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: Sheff Utd I guess are a 2nd team.
OTHER SPORTS: England cricket, squash
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, Grandad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate with a good degree, settle down with a good job and family, earn lots and lots of money
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Marry, have kids, play football on SJP, go to Australia, visit all 50 American states
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: RantinRob on Thursday 12 January 2006, 12:32:43 AM


REAL NAME: Rob
AGE: 42
BIRTHPLACE: Dudley Road Hozzie, Brum
WHEREABOUTS: Near NEC
JOB: Skivvy
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aston Villa
FAVOURITE BAND: Beach Boys
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cider
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): CSI, CSI Miami, Rescue Me
FAVOURITE FILM: Quiet Man
FAVOURITE SHARK: None
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Frank Barson, Brian Little
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone from small heath alliance
OTHER TEAMS: Whoever Brian Little is boss of
OTHER SPORTS: Drinking
ROLE MODEL(S): Dennis Wilson, Ollie Reed, Bon Scott
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: None whatsoever
1 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE - find Mandy!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mags on Friday 13 January 2006, 12:46:23 PM
Never even seen this thread before! I'm bored, **** it:

REAL NAME: Alastair
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Marry, have kids, play football on SJP, go to Australia, visit all 50 American states

If you've been to Middlesboro and the air stank as well then don't bother with New Jersey- it'd seem the same.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ToonMe on Monday 30 January 2006, 07:28:15 PM
REAL NAME: Leesa

AGE: 35

WHEREABOUTS: Seattle, WA (USA)

JOB: Medical Staff Coordinator

FAVOURITE BAND: Pink Floyd

FAVOURITE FOOD: Tacos

FAVOURITE DRINK: Cosmo

FAVOURITE PLACE: Maui, Hawaii

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Amazing Race

FAVOURITE FILM: Grease

FAVOURITE SHARK: ??

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kasey Keller

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: David Beckham

OTHER TEAMS: Seattle Sounders

OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey

ROLE MODEL(S): My Mom

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: See a Toon game

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel to Italy, See a Toon game, gosh I didn't think this would be so hard, lol.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Hawey The Toon on Tuesday 31 January 2006, 01:18:54 PM
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REAL NAME: James Gowland
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Eastbourne (East Sussex)
WHEREABOUTS: Washington
JOB: Admin assistant for HMRC (formerly the Inland Revenue)
FAVOURITE BAND: The Darkness
FAVOURITE FOOD: Trifle, anything with choclate in it, dunno really, having a lot of curry at the mo.
FAVOURITE DRINK: John Smiths, Hot Chocolate
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, MOTD, The Peep Show
FAVOURITE FILM: Any James Bond film
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammer
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Tino Asprilla, Shearer, Sir Les, DJ Campbell.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Van Nistelrooy
OTHER TEAMS:Eastbourne Borough (lived down that way till I was 6, they play in the Conference South) I follow all the local non lge sides. FC Barcelona, went to the Camp Nou last Summer.
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker & Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S):dunno
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Start going to away mathces or get a girlfreind, I cant do both.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Hopefully I'll see United win a trophy
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: walkerboy on Monday 6 February 2006, 07:08:51 PM
REAL NAME: anthony spence
AGE: 47
BIRTHPLACE:newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: portsmouth
JOB: youth development manager
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: being a vinyl addict to many to say
FAVOURITE FOOD: good veggie stuff/south indian food
FAVOURITE DRINK: guiness/ tequila/ jim bean
FAVOURITE PLACE: newcastle/ hampi, karnataka,s.india
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): shameless, mighty boosh,
FAVOURITE FILM: vanishing point
FAVOURITE SHARK: large green one
FOOTBALLING HEROES: jimmy smith, terry hibbitt,terry mcdermott, peter beardsley,supermac,tino,wyn davies,shearer, joe harvey, jock stein
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:revie(for dropping supermac from england) dagleish,souness, fergueson,
OTHER TEAMS: celtic, pompey
OTHER SPORTS:mountain biking, karate
ROLE MODEL(S):gandhi, mandela, david carradine (kung fu) louis armstrong, muhammid ali,billy bragg,robert carlyile,george monbiot
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: keep going
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: see the toon at wembley winning,go back to india thats it i'm easily pleased.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Get on the floor on Thursday 9 February 2006, 06:08:09 PM
REAL NAME: John
AGE:16
BIRTHPLACE: UK
WHEREABOUTS: England
JOB:Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: White stripes
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Troy, braveheart
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great white
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Shevchenko
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ferguson, mourinho, anyone who plays for the mackems
OTHER TEAMS: AC Milan, Glasgow Celtic, Barcelona, Werder Bremen
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To live
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See newcastle win something
Get married
Vst Australia
Vist America
Vist India
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: deathwish on Thursday 9 February 2006, 10:00:56 PM
REAL NAME:  Matthew Dixon
AGE:             20
BIRTHPLACE: Bishop Auckland
WHEREABOUTS: Crook
JOB: Student at Northumbria Uni
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Metallica
FAVOURITE FOOD: Beans
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jack Daniels, straight, no ice!
FAVOURITE PLACE: Edinburgh
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24, OFAH
FAVOURITE FILM: The Matrix
FAVOURITE SHARK: ? Great White ?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gullit, Hamann, Distin, Souness,
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Darts (Now that it has just been made a sport!
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer - Extremely Professional
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my degree!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a well paid job so that i can afford to follow Newcastle home and away rather than just my season ticket.
Buy the OFAH complete boxset.
To see NUFC win a trophy.
Go to NEw York and visit Ground Zero
Go and watch Barcelona play at home.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: JamesLewe on Friday 10 February 2006, 02:58:03 PM
REAL NAME: James Lewendon
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Oxford
WHEREABOUTS: Oxford
JOB: Sales
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Smashing Pumpkins
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fajitas
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tiger Beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: Australia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK: ?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Lee, Given…can’t think of any more right now.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ruud Van Horseface
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my NVQ, move to Newcastle
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: No idea.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Sunday 12 February 2006, 05:29:02 PM
f*** OFF f***ing STICKIES UNSTICKYING THEMSELEVES

I hate you all.

*deletes account*
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Sunday 12 February 2006, 05:32:03 PM
f*** OFF f***ing STICKIES UNSTICKYING THEMSELEVES

I hate you all.

*deletes account*

What again!! That's twice in one day!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lost Thread on Sunday 12 February 2006, 06:26:26 PM
**** OFF ****ING STICKIES UNSTICKYING THEMSELEVES

I hate you all.

*deletes account*

fixed!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Sunday 12 February 2006, 06:34:12 PM
First sign of madness.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Sunday 12 February 2006, 06:43:02 PM
Being a qualified doctor, I can tell you with no fear of contradiction, that the point where you are officially mad, comes precisely 3 days, 2 minutes and 75 seconds, after you attempt to prove your sanity with the words, "But I am George Formby".
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ioio on Friday 24 February 2006, 07:33:22 PM
REAL NAME:  Josh
AGE:  33
BIRTHPLACE:  California
WHEREABOUTS:  Seattle, USA
JOB:  Research
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)  N/A   
FAVOURITE BAND:  Op Ivy, Easy Big Fella, Transplants, 70’s/80’s Ska and Punk
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Mexican, Chinese, Thai   
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Alcohol
FAVOURITE PLACE:  S.E. Asia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  My Name is Earl, The Office (UK and US v.)
FAVOURITE FILM:  Anything by Russ Meyer
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Dead ones
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Al, Damarcus Beasley (PSV), Keller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Viera, Savage
OTHER TEAMS:  Oakland Raiders
ROLE MODEL(S):   Grandfather
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Got W.C. Tickets!  See you in Germany.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  See NUFC win trophies,  See NUFC tour in Seattle (Sunderland came last year! WTF), Travel more,  Go back to SJP,  Move to Europe.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Morhana on Sunday 5 March 2006, 12:02:07 PM
REAL NAME:  Sue
AGE:  37
BIRTHPLACE:  Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS:  Blyth, Northumberland
JOB:  Hairdresser
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)   
FAVOURITE BAND: Guns & Roses
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Coffee
FAVOURITE PLACE:  USA
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  Stargate Sg1, Cold Case
FAVOURITE FILM:  Interview with the Vampire.
FAVOURITE SHARK:  None
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Shay Given, Kevin Keegan,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Souness, Fergueson
ROLE MODEL(S): GOD
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be Happy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Hmmmm  blueconfused.gif
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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TSAH on Friday 10 March 2006, 10:41:50 PM
REAL NAME:  Lee
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE:  Gods Country (Walker!)
WHEREABOUTS:  Scarbro'
JOB:  Graphics manager
FAVOURITE CLUB: haway man - daft questions!
FAVOURITE BAND:  The Verve, The Pogues
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Alcohol
FAVOURITE PLACE:  Biarritzz
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  The Office, Fools and Horses
FAVOURITE FILM:  The Lost Boys, Man on Fire
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Greg Norman
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Gazza
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Eric gates
OTHER TEAMS:  None
ROLE MODEL(S):   Me kids - you have to grow old but you dont have to grow up
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  get to more games.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  See NUFC win trophies,  covert wife to the toon, Run a pub, bring about the demise of Jordan - Jodie Marsh Chantelle etc, see us win at old Trafford.
 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TSAH on Friday 10 March 2006, 10:43:22 PM
That was meant to read 'CONVERT' wife to the toon!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 14 March 2006, 04:27:36 PM
REAL NAME:Mark
AGE:20
BIRTHPLACE:Hexham
WHEREABOUTS:Bournemouth
JOB:don't be silly, I'm a final year student
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Maximo Park
FAVOURITE FOOD: Salmon with Pasta (nowt flash like)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke or alcoholic would be Hoegaarden
FAVOURITE PLACE: Florence (of the places i've been)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons, Fatha Ted, Neighbours, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Pianist, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Marco Van Basten, David Batty,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ashley Cole and Ruud Van Nistelrooy
OTHER TEAMS: Carlisle Utd. probs
OTHER SPORTS: Part Time Rugby and Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Parents
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get meself a job, gan on holiday and to Leeds Fest.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the Toon win a trophy, goto a match abroad, wife & kids, travel the world

GO GO GO
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Colo's Short and Curlies on Friday 24 March 2006, 03:07:29 PM
REAL NAME: Gavin Bessant
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: Llanelli (S Wales) via Fourstones and Liverpool
JOB: Auditor
FAVOURITE CLUB: Fruit and Biscuit
FAVOURITE BAND: Cant stop goin back to Shed Seven at the mo
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stotties
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brahma Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE: No place like the Toon
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer Saturday
FAVOURITE FILM: Life of Brian
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pavel Srnicek, Shay Given
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone who scores past the Toon
OTHER TEAMS: Llanelli, Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Running (when its warm)
ROLE MODEL(S): Mr Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Live it to the max
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the Toon win a trophey, Have kids, Eat a very hot curry, Go to Australia, Move back to Newcastle
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Leazes1986 on Wednesday 5 April 2006, 12:37:03 AM
REAL NAME: Alan Coleman
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields
WHEREABOUTS: South Shields
JOB: Looking for a job at the minute
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chilli Con Carne
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: The toon
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): MOTD, OFAH, Auf Weidersehen Pet, The Young Ones, Bottom, Men Behaving Badly, Father Ted
FAVOURITE FILM: Scum
FAVOURITE SHARK: One with no teeth
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Rob Lee, Beardsley, Les Ferdinand, Solano, Lee Clark, Gazza, Woodgate
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Graham Fenton, Ratboy Phillips, Roy Keane, Don Hutchison, Maradona
OTHER TEAMS: Anyone who's playing Sunderland and Man United
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Gary and Tony of Men Behaving Badly
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy everything as much as i can
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the Toon win the Premiership (or a cup will do), Have kids, Get a good job, Go to a World Cup or European Championship,  get married (but not for aaaaaaaaaaaaages!)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 5 April 2006, 05:09:20 PM
REAL NAME: Big Dave
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Edinburgh
JOB: Freelance Social Research Consultant
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, The Killers, Coldplay but also a lot of cheesy 80s stuff
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne/Fish & Chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: A good quality single malt - Ceol Ila, Glenkinchie or Laphraoig
FAVOURITE PLACE: Can't decide between a wee place coast I know on the Moray Firth, Edinburgh, Durham or Praia da Rocha, Algarve
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): MOTD, West Wing, Frasier, Father Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, The Thick of It
FAVOURITE FILM: Goodfellas, Life of Brian, Local Hero, Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: Card
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Robert Lee, Gary Speed, Sir Bobby Robson, Kevin Keegan, Kenny Dalglish (as a player!)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Graham Souness, Diouf, Maradona
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Tennis, Track Cycling
ROLE MODEL(S): My parents, Mohammed Ali, Father Ted Crilley, President Jed Bartlett
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: get married someday, build my dream house, travel the world, have kids, but above all be happy
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheHoff on Wednesday 12 April 2006, 02:03:43 PM
REAL NAME: Dom
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Derry, Northern Ireland
WHEREABOUTS: Belfast, Northern Ireland
JOB: Civil Servant
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead / Muse / System Of A Down
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Magners / Bulmers Cider
FAVOURITE PLACE: Atlanta Georgia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24, Family Guy, South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: Team America, Airplane, Naked Gun Trilogy
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Al, Packie Bonner, Shay
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: David Platt, Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo, RVN
OTHER TEAMS: Derry City, Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Mohammed Ali...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move as far from Belfast as I can, it's s****...
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Married, kids, move to america, move home, blow all my money on a porsche 911
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mag-ic on Thursday 27 April 2006, 03:10:50 AM
REAL NAME: Matt
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Stockton-on-Tees (nr Smogland - born to Geordie parents)
WHEREABOUTS: York
JOB: Haha, unemployed musician. Honestly (sort of)......
FAVOURITE BAND: Too many.....love Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Mew, NIN,  Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins, Jimmy Eat Wold, PRINCE!.....
FAVOURITE FOOD: All of it, judging by my waistline.... (trying to sort it out now, actually)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Strongbow
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Quantum Leap, 24, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club, Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky, X-Men, Spiderman (comic geek), M*A*S*H, Stand By Me, anything by Kevin Smith
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zinedine Zidane, John Beresford (seriously), Rob Lee, SCOTT PARKER, o yes....
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cantona, Schmeichel, all those f***ers from 96....
OTHER TEAMS: Will watch York City from time to time
OTHER SPORTS: Gridiron(!), Darts (used to play for a pub team, despite being awful)
ROLE MODEL(S): Mohammed Ali has been mentioned before, and is a fine choice. I have a big interest in the US civil rights movement, so Martin Luther King and Malcolm X go in there too. Lived their lives by their principles, and died for them too.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Too much to deal with right now......get band signed if possible.....
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Find love, have a child or two.......5? Far too many.....take it as it comes....
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordiecunny on Saturday 13 May 2006, 12:18:03 AM
REAL NAME:Andy
AGE:18
BIRTHPLACE:Consett
WHEREABOUTS:Wetherby
JOB:Barman/ student
FAVOURITE BAND:The Smiths
FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak and ale pie/ Kung Po beef from Lucky Dragon in Leeds
FAVOURITE DRINK:Fosters
FAVOURITE PLACE:Loch Lomond, my Bed and SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Blackadder and Father Ted and alan partridge
FAVOURITE FILM:Hard to say
FAVOURITE SHARK:the whale shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Shearer, Steve Watson, Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Anyone ever to pull on a sunderland shirt except Given and Clark
OTHER TEAMS:Wetherby Athletic
OTHER SPORTS:Crickets not a bad watch at times and rugby league
ROLE MODEL(S):Che Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Study law at northumbria
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Meet Big Al, Tour the world, Get onto the pitch at SJP, lunge wildly at the pope and be happy.

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Charlie 9 on Monday 15 May 2006, 03:12:30 PM
REAL NAME: Charlie Hegarty II

AGE: 20

BIRTHPLACE: Altnagalvin, Derry.

WHEREABOUTS: N. Ireland

JOB: Production Operator

FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Celtic, with a fondness for the Toon.

FAVOURITE BAND: Duran Duran.

FAVOURITE FOOD: Meatball subs

FAVOURITE DRINK: Tequilla

FAVOURITE PLACE: My own home

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy & The Sopranos, Smallville has lost my viewing time.

FAVOURITE FILM: Saving Private Ryan

FAVOURITE SHARK: The Great White

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Henrik Larsson, Paul McStay, Roy Keane & Shay Given

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Souness, Savage, Durrant, Lovenkrands, Goram, Reyes, Wenger & Mick McCarthey

OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle, Barcelona

OTHER SPORTS: Snooker & rugby

ROLE MODEL(S): Henrik Larsson

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To stay alive

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Watch Celtic, Newcastle, Barcelona and Ireland get the goodness thats coming to them.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GEORDIE_TILL_I_DIE on Friday 19 May 2006, 01:22:09 PM
REAL NAME:  JIM
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: BRISTOL
WHEREABOUTS: STAPLE HILL
JOB:  ENGINEER
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:
FAVOURITE FOOD: CURRY OR FRIED BREAKFAST
FAVOURITE DRINK: COCA COLA / CIDER
FAVOURITE PLACE: AMSTERDAM AND THE TOON
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): TOP GEAR/THE YOUNG ONES/2 PINTS OF LARGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS
FAVOURITE FILM: TRUE ROMANCE
FAVOURITE SHARK:  JAWS
FOOTBALLING HEROES: SHEARER
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: MACKEMS
OTHER TEAMS: BRISTOL ROVERS
OTHER SPORTS: CRICKET
ROLE MODEL(S): MY PARENTS
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: TO STAY ALIVE
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE  DO A SKY DIVE ,HAVE A FEW KIDS
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NuBlueFox on Friday 19 May 2006, 06:00:21 PM
REAL NAME: Steven
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Hospital
WHEREABOUTS: Durham
JOB: Unemployed
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Elastic
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jam Doughnuts
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cherry Cola
FAVOURITE PLACE: Emmerdale
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Sopranos, Lost, I'm Alan Partridge, Monster, Berserk
FAVOURITE FILM: Taxi Driver
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammer
FAVOURITE MURDEROUS DICTATOR: Stalin
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shay Given, Peter Beardsley, Sir Bobby Robson, Alan Shearer, Stuart Pearce
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Wise, Muscat, Drogba, Motson, Lawrenson
OTHER TEAMS: Durham City AFC, Gretna
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Satin
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To click on the post button underneath.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Dye my armpit hair Yellow, Invade Turkmenistan, Kill Tom Cruise, Become Immortal, Write a list of 5 things to do before you die.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mags on Tuesday 23 May 2006, 05:08:18 AM
Haven't done this yet so for what it's worth...




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REAL NAME:Lisa
AGE: 37
BIRTHPLACE: Norwich, Connecticut ;)
WHEREABOUTS: Plainfield/Canterbury (Connecticut again) area
JOB: (http://www.katcaverly.com/shirley/images/nurse.jpg)
FAVOURITE CLUB:(http://nufcsingapore.com/nufc.jpg)
FAVOURITE BAND: (http://i500.nopdesign.com/skins/wallpaper/A_Perfect_Circle.jpg)
FAVOURITE FOOD: sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK: (http://www.whiskycompany.de/jameson_irish.jpg)
FAVOURITE PLACE:(http://www.misquamicut.org/images/home-img-beach.jpg)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): (http://www.topheavyclothing.com/catalog/images/ghosthunter.jpg)
FAVOURITE FILM: (http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/xenina/blog/dogma.jpg)
FAVOURITE SHARK: pfft... none
FOOTBALLING HEROES: (http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/512B2FC1-E90C-4A8D-BD5C-A6351B919DC0/0/Barcelona_Cruyff_med.jpg)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:(http://www.vinniejones.co.uk/images/football/vj_pg_big.jpg)
OTHER TEAMS: none
OTHER SPORTS:(http://www.sport-horses.org/img/show_jumping_dbs.jpg)
ROLE MODEL(S):Me- I am unique.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: B*tchslapping  someone out of existence.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Learn 1. patience, 2. that I can't save the world, 3. When it's better to just walk away, 4. What it feels like to have the club I support win the league, 5.sea kayaking
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Rodimus Prime on Saturday 27 May 2006, 11:58:50 AM
REAL NAME:  Bryan
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Dublin
WHEREABOUTS: Dublin
JOB: Work in Paddy Powers atm
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: The Doors
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne/Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Heino
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle/Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many to list
FAVOURITE SHARK:???
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro, Shearer, Baresi, Van Basten.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Poyet, Savage.
OTHER TEAMS: A few teams I respect, that doesn't count.
OTHER SPORTS: Motor Racing
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Don't know.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Haven't thought about it.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nobby on Friday 2 June 2006, 01:56:24 PM
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make a film about Hughie Gallagher after I become a revered film director
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Make a film about Hughie Gallagher
would like to see this tbh
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nobby on Friday 2 June 2006, 02:08:45 PM
REAL NAME: Michael
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Northumberland
WHEREABOUTS: The Den, London
JOB: Designer
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: none
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mixed Grill or Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Milk, Quad Vod
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcasle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Simpsons, all Football, Auf Wiedesehen Pet
FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Jermaine Jenas, Danny Mills, Mark Lawernson, Alan Hansen, Dietmar Hamann
OTHER TEAMS: none
OTHER SPORTS: none
ROLE MODEL(S):
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Buy House, Have Family, Go to all 38 games in a season, Go to all 92 grounds, ...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stevie on Friday 2 June 2006, 02:24:05 PM
Insert Quote 
REAL NAME: Steve
AGE: 28
BIRTHPLACE: The General, Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Sales Executive
FAVOURITE CLUB: Ace
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Chown Mein
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coors
FAVOURITE PLACE: Thailand
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auf Wiedesehen Pet, Match of the Day, Dispatches
FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Peter Beardsley, Paul Gascoigne
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Dietmar Hamann, Jermaine Jenas, Chris Waddle
OTHER TEAMS: don't support but like Carlisle United
OTHER SPORTS: They're all pish, and I'm pish at everything but football.
ROLE MODEL(S):  Francis Begbie
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Own a house in Newcastle and London, Have Family, See the toon win a trophy, go on the drink and not wake up with hangover the next day 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nobby on Friday 2 June 2006, 06:24:21 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Own a house in Newcastle and London

have thought about that aswell before, gunna try and do that
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Brock Manson on Saturday 3 June 2006, 07:39:50 PM
REAL NAME: Tom

AGE: 17

BIRTHPLACE: Reading

WHEREABOUTS: Reading

JOB: None.

FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Reading FC

FAVOURITE BAND: At the moment it's Bowling For Soup

FAVOURITE FOOD: Duck with cashew nuts in yellow bean sauce (what I order from the local chinese)

FAVOURITE DRINK: Alcoholic: Desperados Non-alcoholic: Water

FAVOURITE PLACE: Florida

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, My Name Is Earl

FAVOURITE FILM: Saw

FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldhinio, Alan Shearer, Marcus Hahneman (top bloke)

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Mateja Kezman, Roy Keane, Vinnie Jones

OTHER TEAMS: Reading FC, Sampdoria

OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey (starting goaltender for the Bracknell Blizzards)

ROLE MODEL(S): Mattus Petricko, Danny Meyers, Mike Ellis, me pa, a mate who shall remain nameless.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: See out A levels and go to Uni then a gap year in America.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Start a family someday, play professional hockey (on the same team as Petricko), live in America, see Pearl Jam and Bowling For Soup in concert, own a black hummer.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Aziz on Tuesday 6 June 2006, 05:25:35 PM
REAL NAME: Aziz al-Jamil Karim
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Ibri, Oman
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Telephone maintenance
FAVOURITE CLUB: NEWCASTLE!!!!!!
FAVOURITE BAND: U2!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Orange Juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: Saint James' Park!!!
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons!
FAVOURITE FILM: School of Rock!
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan Shark! HEHEHEH!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Andy Griffin, Charles N'Zogbia, Franz Beckenbaur, Mohamad Taqi, Sami Al-Jaber Ali Al HABSI! 
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Entire Yemen team!
OTHER TEAMS: Bolton when al habsi plays. Al Oruba.
OTHER SPORTS: Handball
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer. Sami Al-Jaber, best famous Arab footballer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To marry British girl! I love Britain!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. See Toon lift trophy! 2. Marry girl! 3. Visit Mecca! 4. Skydive! 5. See Oman in world cup!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mavericknufc on Friday 16 June 2006, 10:24:00 PM
REAL NAME:  Sean
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Erm  :shok: student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) other clubs??
FAVOURITE BAND: atm the kooks
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Desperado
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, LOST and Prison Break
FAVOURITE FILM:  Carlitos way
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Beckenbauer, Beardo and Phil Albert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dirty Dennis Bergkhamp
OTHER TEAMS: Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, tennis, boxing
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: GEt into uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: * married * kids * go to brazil * have a good job * be happy
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 16 June 2006, 10:26:16 PM
REAL NAME:  Sean
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Erm  :shok: student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) other clubs??
FAVOURITE BAND: atm the kooks
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Desperado
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, LOST and Prison Break
FAVOURITE FILM:  Carlitos way
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Beckenbauer, Beardo and Phil Albert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dirty Dennis Bergkhamp
OTHER TEAMS: Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, tennis, boxing
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: GEt into uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: * married * kids * go to brazil * have a good job * be happy

Finally someone on the board with taste!  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mavericknufc on Friday 16 June 2006, 10:29:10 PM
Why thank you, that was my 1st post  bluebiggrin.gif you got their album?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 16 June 2006, 10:35:08 PM
Why thank you, that was my 1st post  bluebiggrin.gif you got their album?

Yep. little short but still class
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mavericknufc on Friday 16 June 2006, 11:42:39 PM
Speakin of the Kooks they're on channel 4 some time tonight on this new music show theyve got  tongue.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Raconteur on Tuesday 27 June 2006, 07:26:10 PM
REAL NAME: Shane McNee

AGE: 30

BIRTHPLACE: Camden, NSW, Australia

WHEREABOUTS: Geelong, Victoria, Australia

JOB: Student

FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC

FAVOURITE BAND: Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters, Everclear

FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican

FAVOURITE DRINK: Bourbon & dry

FAVOURITE PLACE: Sydney, Australia

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Sopranos, Family Guy, South Park

FAVOURITE FILM: American Beauty, The Usual Suspects

FAVOURITE SHARK: Port Jackson Shark :)

FOOTBALLING HEROES: (NUFC) Lee Clark, Tino Asprilla, Steve Howey (Other) Maldini, Bergkamp, Zola, Bresciano

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Alex Ferguson, Josip Simunic, Ned Zelic, Frank Farina

OTHER TEAMS: Celtic, Barcelona

OTHER SPORTS: Cricket

ROLE MODEL(S): V.I. Lenin

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Teaching English in Argentina

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Graduate from uni - the domestic hattrick of wife, kids & mortgage - visit the Monumental, the Maracana and St James Park - to have my scribblings published - transcend the mortal coil
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Gemmill on Friday 30 June 2006, 08:58:25 AM
REAL NAME: Shane McNee

Niiiiiiice areaaaaas Shaaaaaaaaaane!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cristov on Thursday 6 July 2006, 08:37:48 PM
been a member for a while so i'll give this a go now.

REAL NAME: Chris Read
AGE:25
BIRTHPLACE: The Toon
WHEREABOUTS: stirling, scotland
JOB: fibre optic cable splicer and tester
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:red hot chili peppers
FAVOURITE FOOD:egg mayonaise rolls
FAVOURITE DRINK:cider and white vino to relax
FAVOURITE PLACE:my house. (well it does cost me a fortune)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): got to be prison break. roll on season 2
FAVOURITE FILM: ahhh shawshank redemption young guns and all the rocky films
FAVOURITE SHARK: any cartoon shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: shearer, tino, ginola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:eric cantona and roy keane
OTHER TEAMS:ac milan
OTHER SPORTS:n/a
ROLE MODEL(S):none really, trying to be a good role model for my 2 kids jayden and jessica
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: well im married with 2 kids bought my house and have two cars, so prob pay it all of will be good.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:season ticket to the toon, be a supervisor at work, see the chili's in concert,watch my kids grow and have grandkids, have a night out in london.

think that covers it. p.s add me to msn if u want [email protected] cheers, hope to get to know all u guys better.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Parky on Thursday 6 July 2006, 08:56:16 PM
Jayden bluelaugh.gif bluelaugh.gif

Who's idea was that?!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Beren on Thursday 6 July 2006, 08:57:13 PM
Awesome name. Rhymes with (Lord) Rayden.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Parky on Thursday 6 July 2006, 09:00:18 PM
Who is Lord Rayden?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cristov on Thursday 6 July 2006, 09:07:16 PM
hey enough, thats my boys name, thanks ankdh, everybody says its a cool name, and its kinda popular now. think its in the top 5 names in america. he gets called jay jay most of the time. wait till he is older and when the squad no's are released it'll be jay jay number 9.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cristov on Thursday 6 July 2006, 10:12:01 PM
lord rayden or raiden=guy out of mortal kombat lol, played by guy out of highlander, christopher lambert.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: footballerslegs on Friday 7 July 2006, 05:59:59 PM
REAL NAME: Rach
AGE: 20
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Looking
FAVOURITE CLUB: all of them unless you stick to the floor
FAVOURITE BAND: Pussycat Dolls
FAVOURITE FOOD: Salad
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Shops
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To be a footballers wife hehe
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Verlaine on Saturday 8 July 2006, 02:39:31 PM
REAL NAME: Rach
AGE: 20
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Looking
FAVOURITE CLUB: all of them unless you stick to the floor
FAVOURITE BAND: Pussycat Dolls
FAVOURITE FOOD: Salad
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Shops
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To be a footballers wife hehe

Snoops has competition
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 8 July 2006, 02:41:00 PM
REAL NAME: Rach
AGE: 20
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Looking
FAVOURITE CLUB: all of them unless you stick to the floor
FAVOURITE BAND: Pussycat Dolls
FAVOURITE FOOD: Salad
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Shops
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To be a footballers wife hehe

Snoops has competition

I doubt it. Im gonna take a stab in the dark and guess this one IS male.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Arthur on Wednesday 12 July 2006, 04:18:59 PM
REAL NAME: Arun
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: India
WHEREABOUTS: The haloed visage can be found behind a book or infront of the comp :D
JOB: Aspiring Sports Journalist
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) and Milan ;)
FAVOURITE BAND:Bandana :D
FAVOURITE FOOD: Iam a compulsive non-eater
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tender coconut
FAVOURITE PLACE: mmmm... probably my alma mater
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Used to love 'Wonder Years' but no favs now, only reading
FAVOURITE FILM: Scent of a Woman
FAVOURITE SHARK: eh?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Maldini, Big Al, Cannavaro
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Drogba, Cisse
OTHER TEAMS: Two is enough!
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): I don't believe in this. Too many ;)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Watch a Newcastle vs Milan match
2) Witness NUFC win the League at least once
3) Produce an immortal work
4) See my son do all the things i couldn't manage
5) Now, now. I'd be dead even before you get to 2!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Tom_NUFC on Wednesday 12 July 2006, 11:13:57 PM
I can't believe I've only got around to this.

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Princess Mary Maternity Hospital, Jesmond, Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton, Newcastle
JOB: Mature Student
FAVOURITE BAND: The Stone Roses
FAVOURITE FOOD: Indian, Chinese, Fish and Chips, Seafood
FAVOURITE DRINK: Budvar
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Dublin, London
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Father Ted
FAVOURITE FILM(S): Pulp Fiction, The Great Escape, Back To The Future (trilogy), A Bridge Too Far, The Longest Day, Goodfellas
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Pathetic Sharks (remember them from Viz?)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Peter Beardsley,  Alan Shearer, Tino
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: David Speedie, Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: None. Others I look out for or have a soft spot for, but I don't support anyone else.
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing, Athletics, Rugby Union (sometimes, but sometimes I like to slag them off for being Toff Rugger Buggers)
ROLE MODEL(S): The British Marxists (more realistic and more like moderate Socialists than out and out Marxists)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To be involved in a Historically-related career and write some books
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married
2. Have Kids
3. Write some Books
4. Travel a bit more
5. See NUFC win some trophies
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Drago on Monday 17 July 2006, 09:59:15 AM
Hello from Lithuania  :winking: i really love Newcastle but i hate the fact that i can see only 4-5 matches in a season  :wullie:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: optimistic nit on Tuesday 18 July 2006, 03:20:53 PM
Hello from Lithuania :winking: i really love Newcastle but i hate the fact that i can see only 4-5 matches in a season :wullie:

3-4 matches than i managed last season. would be going to see one of the friendlies, but i don't like the idea of paying £100 there and back for a train.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NUFCGator on Friday 21 July 2006, 06:21:33 PM
REAL NAME: Jeff
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Florida, U.S.
WHEREABOUTS: University of Florida, national champions about to win a second time through
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Too many
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything edible
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle brown, Guinness, Tanqueray
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hawaii
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons, Futurama, various other s***
FAVOURITE FILM: American Beauty
FAVOURITE SHARK: Mack the Knife
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Zizou, Armas
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Daniele De Rossi, Cristiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Chicago
OTHER SPORTS: the other football, baseball, basketball, surfing, tennis, etc
ROLE MODEL(S): Cal Ripken
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: go eat some lunch and not fail out of school
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: travel the world, see as many different sports arenas as possible but most of all SJP, drink a beer from every country or at least the ones that have beer, eat the best foods the world has to offer, and finally find a way to live inside Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ocho on Saturday 22 July 2006, 12:17:23 PM
REAL NAME: Colin
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Queen Mother's Hospital, Glasgow
WHEREABOUTS: Tranmere
JOB: Work for the Council
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis, Keane
FAVOURITE FOOD: Duck
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jack D or Orange Juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP, Glasgow or on the football pitch
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, MOTD, Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption, Karate Kid
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Nobby, Henrik Larsson, Roy Keane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ashley Cole, Ruud, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: Celtic and Scotland
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, David Beckham
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be a good dad, hang onto season ticket
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: To marry, go and see Scotland in a major tournament (highly unlikely, I know!), be there when Newcastle win a trophy, travel to Japan and move back to Glasgow.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: bnwba on Tuesday 25 July 2006, 12:05:31 PM
REAL NAME: Nathan
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Bolton
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: erm...got to be Arctic Monkeys or Orson at the minute
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guinness
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends/Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption/Green Mile
FAVOURITE SHARK: loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer/Shay Given/Alex Del Piero
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone who has played for Sunderland
OTHER TEAMS: Don't support any others but we have to follow a conference team on another forum i go on so i picked FGR (Forest Green Rovers)
OTHER SPORTS: None, football till i die!
ROLE MODEL(S): None really...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move back to Newcastle
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Skydiving, own an Aston Martin, have several kids, buy a nice house, finally get a season ticket again
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Raconteur on Wednesday 26 July 2006, 06:45:47 AM
REAL NAME: Shane McNee

Niiiiiiice areaaaaas Shaaaaaaaaaane!

Would you believe that since then I've moved to a suburb called Warner in Queensland Australia? You wouldn't read about it! :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Monday 31 July 2006, 02:01:16 AM
REAL NAME: Mark
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: Toon
WHEREABOUTS: Seaham
JOB: Teacher
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon
FAVOURITE BAND: Stone Roses
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak, chips and fried mushrooms
FAVOURITE DRINK: Anything alcoholic
FAVOURITE PLACE: Manhattan
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Too many to choose one
FAVOURITE FILM: Again too many but Withnail & I, Usual Suspects and Shawshank are class
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Gazza, Puskas, Pedro, Friday, Platini
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis f***ing Wise
OTHER TEAMS: NY Yankees & Chicago Bears
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball & American Football
ROLE MODEL(S): Don't need one. I'm me, take it or leave it.. :cool:
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be happy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: In no specific order.....earn a million dollars, live in New York (for a substabtial length of time), see the Toon win the League, make wor lass happy, see my parents ok.  blueyes.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Smooth Operator on Monday 31 July 2006, 12:31:11 PM
Alreet, I'm new, check me out. Some of you may know me from my legendary status on Toontastic!  :cool:

REAL NAME: Dino Lorenzo
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Walkerville
JOB: Saviour of CSA
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: The Kooks
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meatballs
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diet Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Your mam's minge
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soprano's, Top Gear, Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Donnie Brasco
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerheed
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Manuel Rui Costa, Enzo Francescoli, Zinedine Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage, JAB
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS:
ROLE MODEL(S): Heidi Klum
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Tooj on Monday 31 July 2006, 12:34:00 PM
Oh my i hope to here some more of Smoothy's stories :lol:

How's the bairn anyways lad?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Smooth Operator on Monday 31 July 2006, 12:53:15 PM
Oh my i hope to here some more of Smoothy's stories :lol:

How's the bairn anyways lad?

She great, cheers.

Reckon I'll get myself banned on here if I tell some of my stories!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 31 July 2006, 06:50:19 PM
Legend is SO and his midget mate, or is it the other way round? :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: gary.nufc on Tuesday 1 August 2006, 06:10:11 PM
Evening lads and lasses - New member here.

REAL NAME: Gary Brown
AGE: 36
BIRTHPLACE: Dryburn (not a Mackem though!)
WHEREABOUTS: York
JOB: Graphic Designer
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: The Jam
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: McCewans Export
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Gallowgate Corner
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Top Gear
FAVOURITE FILM: Quadrophenia
FAVOURITE SHARK: www.greatwhitesightings.co.uk
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cantona,
OTHER TEAMS: Dont be stupid
OTHER SPORTS: Fishing, as it happens
ROLE MODEL(S): Ron Brown,
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Learn to Fly Fish
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See NUFC parade around Newcastle in an open top bus... five times!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andrew Flintoff on Friday 4 August 2006, 12:04:49 AM
REAL NAME: Undisclosed, don't want it posted on here till I leave NUFC
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Gatesheed (still resent my mother for not hanging on to the proper side of the water)
WHEREABOUTS: Still in the Heed
JOB: Languages Graduate/Jobhunter
FAVOURITE CLUB: D'uh
FAVOURITE BAND: The Beatles/The Killers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Dansak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Snakebike
FAVOURITE PLACE: Milburn Level 7, very back row
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Top Gear, The Apprentice, Blackadder, Royle Family
FAVOURITE FILM: American Beauty
FAVOURITE SHARK: Willie McKay, the c***
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy "Cuntface" Keane
OTHER TEAMS: France, PSG
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Zidane (stand up for what you believe in, nut anyone who disagrees), Freddie Flintoff
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a sports journalist
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to an Ashes test in Australia, get a well-paid job, pay off my parents debts and get them a nice house, see Newcastle win anything, die at home in Newcastle - where my heart is and always will be.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: JH on Friday 4 August 2006, 12:09:08 AM
Deleted mine, I'll update in the morning
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Friday 4 August 2006, 01:15:11 PM
Update on mine

AGE: 23.
BIRTHPLACE: Stanley, Durham.
WHEREABOUTS: Stanley. Home. Finally.
JOB: Systems Development at the moment. Really want to move away from IT though.
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak and chips.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Fosters.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Scrubs, Prison Break and Top Gear.
FAVOURITE FILM: Don’t have one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: This one: http://www.headington.org.uk/pics/general/shark_big.jpg.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Maldini, Van Basten
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gullit, Souness.
OTHER TEAMS: Milan and Barcelona.
OTHER SPORTS: None.
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move into a new line of work.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write a FULL television script, become a great television writer, learn to direct, become a great television director, work out the answers to LOST.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Knightrider on Sunday 6 August 2006, 07:50:27 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 26 (updated)
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Web designer
FAVOURITE BAND: REM
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta dishes/curry/pizza/junk really
FAVOURITE DRINK: Toon Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: My mind
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Only Fools & Horses, The Office, otherwise don't watch much telly.
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many, but Heat is an all-time classic
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White ;)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Cole, Hughie Gallacher in no particular order
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: None
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): My brother in law
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Swim with Sharks, see Newcastle win a trophy... ah, who am I kidding. Swim with Sharks.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Kids, sharks, trophy, travel more, learn new skills.

GO GO GO

Fine where I am thank you.

No change except for age.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Blood on Wednesday 9 August 2006, 02:26:03 PM
REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Bishop Auckland
WHEREABOUTS: Lytham St Annes
JOB: Project Manager - coming back to the North East in September to become a teacher!!!
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mussels
FAVOURITE DRINK: Worthys
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): OFAH, Father Ted, Life on Mars.
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Me at Poker!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: George Best, Peter Beardsley.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Dixon, C.Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Nope there is only 1!
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey.
ROLE MODEL(S): My Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be settled and have no worries
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: House/Audi A3/Take a break to travel a few countries/Go to Vegas/Be a parent
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: OmahaNUFC on Friday 11 August 2006, 04:41:45 PM
REAL NAME: Seth
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Fremont, Nebraska, USA
WHEREABOUTS: Omaha, Nebraska, USA
JOB: political campaign staffer
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Guided by Voices
FAVOURITE FOOD: pad thai
FAVOURITE DRINK: whiskey sour
FAVOURITE PLACE: tie, London, Greece, Chicago, & Peru
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Bull Durham
FAVOURITE SHARK: Caribbean reef
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Damien Duff, Thierry Henry, Brian McBride
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: any Man U w*****, racist footballers and fans, Chelski sell-outs
OTHER TEAMS: Chicago Cubs, Creighton University men's basketball
OTHER SPORTS: baseball, basketball
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernest Hemingway
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: world traveler
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: climb Kilimanjaro, watch a World Cup game in person, witness the Cubs win the World Series, hike Inca Trail and see Machu Picchu again, speak fluent Spanish
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: JH on Friday 11 August 2006, 05:01:26 PM
REAL NAME: Jonathon Hall
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington, Northumberland
WHEREABOUTS: Blyth, Northumberland
JOB: Formerly WhSmith Sales Assistant in Airport, now unemployed - just student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: I don't have a favourite band, I just like a massive range of music.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Gotta be a bit of Gammon Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Don't have one really
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Doctor Who, Big Brother (although not so much now), plus anything thing that's funny
FAVOURITE FILM: Airplane is one of the funniest films I've seen
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shay Given, number one model professional with commitment and dedication.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: I love the way Arsenal play football. Don't support any team other than Newcastle though
OTHER SPORTS: There's nowt like football
ROLE MODEL(S): In terms of what I want to do when I'm older, Russell T Davies. Great writer and he was a massive fan of Doctor Who and eventually became a writer for the show. I want to be involved production wise in my favourite shows when I'm older. I want to enjoy my job like he does.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Television Production/Editing or Journalism. Preferably the former.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Watch Newcastle win something, 2. Raise a successful family, 3. Get the job I want and enjoy and be successful at it, 4. Die a happy man, 5. Fulfil all of my dreams and ambitions.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufc4eva on Sunday 13 August 2006, 01:34:12 PM
Real Name: Dave Slater
Moniker: nufc4eva, geordieaggro
Age: 27
Location: Gatesheed
Job: Server Support Officer(IT)
Favourite Club: NUFC
Favourite Band: Artic Monkeys
Plans for the future: Win the lottery



Hey everyone just thought would introduce myself on here before getting into it
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Sunday 13 August 2006, 06:31:18 PM
So now we have a user called nufc4eva who's real name is dave, and a user called dave who's former username was nufc4ever?

I'm suspicious ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dinho lad on Tuesday 15 August 2006, 07:50:29 PM
So now we have a user called nufc4eva who's real name is dave, and a user called dave who's former username was nufc4ever?

I'm suspicious ;)

what happened to him then?

Quote
JOB: Systems Development at the moment. Really want to move away from IT though

Why?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nobody on Saturday 19 August 2006, 03:01:59 AM
REAL NAME: Alex
AGE:18
BIRTHPLACE: Karolinska Sjukhuset, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden
WHEREABOUTS:
JOB:Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Kent
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coca-Cola
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park (only been twice though..)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Lost, Prison Break, The Office
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Dunno
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dunno
OTHER TEAMS: AIK
OTHER SPORTS: Golf
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finnish "gymnasiet", then perhaps going to Newcastle to keep on studying
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: I only get to do five things before I die?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wannabe Surfer on Saturday 19 August 2006, 04:21:11 PM
REAL NAME: Lee Matthews
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle General
WHEREABOUTS: Ciren/Glos
JOB: Internet sales person / joining the RAF as a forensic photographer in a few months
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United (like theres anyone else to support)
FAVOURITE BAND: I don't have a favourite band, I like all sorts, Oasis, Kooks, OPM you name it
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sirloin Fuckin Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lucozade orange :p (dont drink alcohol)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home, Newcie
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Prison Break, Futurama, Fear Factor, American Hot Rod
FAVOURITE FILM: Underworld, Matrix (despite Keanu suckin), Lord of War, Matchstick Men, Shawshank Redemption, Chronicles of Riddick, Gladiator, Jurassic Park!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shay Given, Zoggy, Solano and now Duff :p
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: THE WHOLE OF FUCKIN LIVERPOOL FC
OTHER TEAMS: Darlington as my family live near there....
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): ummm ... no one really
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To join the RAF as a forensic photographer then leave after like 11 years and become a forensic photographer in like New York...
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Meet Shearer, 2. become a fully fledged forensic photographer with some really important police force in America. 3. Own a real nice yacht, 4. Own a box in Newcie Utd, 5. to be happy with life
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: optimistic nit on Saturday 19 August 2006, 08:07:35 PM
REAL NAME: Undisclosed, don't want it posted on here till I leave NUFC
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Gatesheed (still resent my mother for not hanging on to the proper side of the water)
WHEREABOUTS: Still in the Heed
JOB: Languages Graduate/Jobhunter
FAVOURITE CLUB: D'uh
FAVOURITE BAND: The Beatles/The Killers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Dansak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Snakebike
FAVOURITE PLACE: Milburn Level 7, very back row
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Top Gear, The Apprentice, Blackadder, Royle Family
FAVOURITE FILM: American Beauty
FAVOURITE SHARK: Willie McKay, the c***
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy "Cuntface" Keane
OTHER TEAMS: France, PSG
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Zidane (stand up for what you believe in, nut anyone who disagrees), Freddie Flintoff
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a sports journalist
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to an Ashes test in Australia, get a well-paid job, pay off my parents debts and get them a nice house, see Newcastle win anything, die at home in Newcastle - where my heart is and always will be.



so your not the only 21 year old cricket fan from gateshead who likes the beatles and the the killers and supports france that works in the club shop then? ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie_Paul on Tuesday 22 August 2006, 10:16:17 PM
REAL NAME: Paul Coulthard
AGE: 17 (18 on sept 7th)
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle General
WHEREABOUTS:
JOB: Bar Tender
FAVOURITE CLUB: The toon obviously!
FAVOURITE BAND: Listen to a load of music but for the sake of it The Streets
FAVOURITE FOOD: Kebab Meat and Chips with Chilli Sauce
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown - Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Top Gear, MOTD
FAVOURITE FILM: Scarface, Godfather
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer & Wor Jackie
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, C.Ronaldo, Ruud Gullit
OTHER TEAMS: None really but if any Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Watch NUFC win the league, Get season ticket, Kick a ball at St James' park, Watch C.Ronaldo get snapped and for me to get married?? lol
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NUFC_Canada on Tuesday 22 August 2006, 11:34:40 PM
REAL NAME:  Kris
AGE: 29
BIRTHPLACE:  Calgary, Alberta, Canada
WHEREABOUTS: Same as above
JOB: Small Business Owner
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle of course
FAVOURITE BAND: The Tragically Hip
FAVOURITE FOOD: Corned Beef
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: Osoyoos, British Columbia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Seinfeld
FAVOURITE FILM: Cool Hand Luke
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bull Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Van Nistelrooy
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): None really
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Run my business while working as little as possible.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get to England to see a Newcastle game, see the Calgary Flames win the Stanley Cup again, go to Europe to see a World Cup game, date a TV personality, be on Survivor.

Hello everyone.  I found this board after getting sick of the garbage on the sportsnetwork board.  Happy to have found this place, it seems well moderated.  I'm born and raised in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and have been a Newcastle supporter for at least 10 years...since the mid 90's anyway.  I look forward to participating on the board and reading some decent posts for a change.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ian W on Thursday 24 August 2006, 01:37:47 PM
REAL NAME: Ian Waugh
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: Reading
JOB: Web Editor
FAVOURITE BAND: The Roots
FAVOURITE FOOD: I do like a meat square, can't seem to get them down south though.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Trent House, upstairs.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): A Bit of Fry and Laurie
FAVOURITE FILM: 12 Angry Men maybe...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Barking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Eric Cantona, Jurgen Klinsmann, Alan Shearer, Patrick Vieira
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Roman Abramovich
OTHER TEAMS: Reading (only part time though you understand!)
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Jurgen, Steven Hawking
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make every step a step forward.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a job in Newcastle, get a place in Newcastle, visit Canada again, I need more thinking time!

Alright everyone, great site. Check out my Martins mock-up, I think he looks good in a toon shirt! Can't see the back though, is it the #9?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: zerocipher on Saturday 26 August 2006, 03:00:06 AM
REAL NAME: Gary
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE: Smithtown, NY
WHEREABOUTS: New York City
JOB: Dad/freelance web design
FAVOURITE CLUB: Toon of course!!
FAVOURITE BAND: Dieselboy
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sprite Zero
FAVOURITE PLACE: My computer :P
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Mind of Mencia
FAVOURITE FILM: Hackers
FAVOURITE SHARK: Kenny
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Cantona
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Drogba
ROLE MODEL(S): Kevin Mitnick
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Support my kids in all they do
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Make a Newcastle Game at St. James
Make a Newcastle Game at Old trafford
Make a Newcastle Game at Stamford Bridge
Make a Newcastle Game with my oldest son
Make a Newcastle Game with my youngest son
:-D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: La Parka on Saturday 26 August 2006, 09:02:58 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Essex
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Student  nurse1.gif
FAVOURITE CLUB: Toon Army
FAVOURITE BAND: IN Flames
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sambucca
FAVOURITE PLACE: Leeds
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family guy, American dad, Simpsons, Futurama, Lost, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: House of Flying Daggers
FAVOURITE SHARK: The energy drink?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Liverpool, Spuds, Villa.
OTHER TEAMS: Leeds Rhino's
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, WWE, Cricket, F1
ROLE MODEL(S): ?
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To get a job as a nurse in Newcastle, Get a season ticket, get married, kids the usual.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Skydive, Bungie, Mountain CLimb, Fly, Drive, Shoot
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Sunday 27 August 2006, 12:43:32 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Essex
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Student  nurse1.gif
FAVOURITE CLUB: Toon Army
FAVOURITE BAND: IN Flames
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sambucca
FAVOURITE PLACE: Leeds
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family guy, American dad, Simpsons, Futurama, Lost, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: House of Flying Daggers
FAVOURITE SHARK: The energy drink?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Liverpool, Spuds, Villa.
OTHER TEAMS: Leeds Rhino's
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, WWE, Cricket, F1
ROLE MODEL(S): ?
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To get a job as a nurse in Newcastle, Get a season ticket, get married, kids the usual.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Skydive, Bungie, Mountain CLimb, Fly, Drive, Shoot

Can you not count like???  :winking:

If I were you I'd get rid of that bungie s***. Far too dangerous.  :cool:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: La Parka on Sunday 27 August 2006, 01:19:17 AM
Missed the "5" selective viewing tbh.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Unlucky Luque on Monday 28 August 2006, 06:51:45 PM
REAL NAME:Phillip
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle upon Tyne
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
HEROES: Alan shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Porto, Lillestrøm
OTHER SPORTS: Ice hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): Myself
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 28 August 2006, 06:54:27 PM
REAL NAME:Phillip
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle upon Tyne
WHEREABOUTS: In Norway in my house
JOB: nope...school
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Billy Talent
FAVOURITE FOOD: Dominos peperoni
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Jackass, Wildboyz, Scrubs, Viva la Bam, the simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Team America
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bull shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Porto, Lillestrøm
OTHER SPORTS: Ice hockey bluecool.gif
ROLE MODEL(S): Myself
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich, die tryin
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Live long, have sex, get rich, meet a perfect girl/woman, skydive

Good luck with that one :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Wullie on Monday 28 August 2006, 06:57:38 PM
REAL NAME:Phillip
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle upon Tyne
WHEREABOUTS: In Norway in my house
JOB: nope...school
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Billy Talent
FAVOURITE FOOD: Dominos peperoni
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Jackass, Wildboyz, Scrubs, Viva la Bam, the simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Team America
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bull shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Porto, Lillestrøm
OTHER SPORTS: Ice hockey bluecool.gif
ROLE MODEL(S): Myself
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich, die tryin
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Live long, have sex, get rich, meet a perfect girl/woman, skydive

Good luck with that one :lol:

:lol: When you say skydiving, will you be doing it with a flying pig as well?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bellers on Monday 28 August 2006, 07:00:14 PM
REAL NAME:Phillip
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle upon Tyne
WHEREABOUTS: In Norway in my house
JOB: nope...school
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Billy Talent
FAVOURITE FOOD: Dominos peperoni
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Jackass, Wildboyz, Scrubs, Viva la Bam, the simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Team America
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bull shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Porto, Lillestrøm
OTHER SPORTS: Ice hockey bluecool.gif
ROLE MODEL(S): Myself
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich, die tryin
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Live long, have sex, get rich, meet a perfect girl/woman, skydive

Good luck with that one :lol:

:lol: When you say skydiving, will you be doing it with a flying pig as well?

I'm sure she won't be that bad...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufcandy on Monday 28 August 2006, 07:03:32 PM
REAL NAME: Andy Marsh
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: South of the Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Bill Quay, Gateshead
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB : Toon
FAVOURITE BAND: Dire Straits
FAVOURITE FOOD: Cheese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Milk
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bar Oz or the Crows Nest if you prefer, either way i love it
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dads Army, Porridge, Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Payback
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Zola, Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Rooney, Scholes, Cantona, Lampard, Gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: Blyth Spartans (for the crack)
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Me Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: A full life....hopefully
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: see the toon lift a cup, see a champs league game (i know its strange but i havnt seen 1 even though ive had a season ticket for 8 year), parachute jump, have a family and got to more away games

hi people *am waving*
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: thompers on Monday 28 August 2006, 07:06:14 PM
REAL NAME:Lee Thompson
AGE:19
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Memorial Hospital
JOB: Making car frames :D
FAVOURITE CLUB: Talltrees on retro night
FAVOURITE BAND: Coldplay
FAVOURITE FOOD: A vegetable vindaloo, and I'm not even a vegetarian :D
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ribena/vimto/lager/
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):My name is Earl, The Simpsons, Corra and Eastenders
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK: hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Al
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo, Ivan Campo and Robbie Savage for punchability factor
OTHER TEAMS: Darlington
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing
ROLE MODEL(S): NE5, to be as annoying and ignorant as him and not get beaten up on a regular basis then he must be really hard.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Continue "the cycle" of working my arse off, getting p*ssed friday and saturday, shaggin a goth or a fat bird, lying in bed all day sunday and then starting all over again on Monday
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Can't be arsed to think about this one.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Talk of the Tyne on Monday 28 August 2006, 07:36:16 PM
REAL NAME: Jack
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: South Wales
WHEREABOUTS: Pantaeg
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: I'll give you 1 guess.
FAVOURITE BAND: Hard-Fi
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jus d'orange
FAVOURITE PLACE: There's no place like home.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Hitch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Errr?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Giggsy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Cardiff City (local-ish)
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): None really...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go to Uni :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: optimistic nit on Tuesday 29 August 2006, 08:25:53 PM
REAL NAME: Jack
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: South Wales
WHEREABOUTS: Pantaeg
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: I'll give you 1 guess.
FAVOURITE BAND: Hard-Fi
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jus d'orange
FAVOURITE PLACE: There's no place like home.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Hitch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Errr?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Giggsy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Cardiff City (local-ish)
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): None really...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go to Uni :lol:


Uni where?

aber and bangor are possible destinations for yours truly. in two years ofcourse, after finishing the alevels and a gapyear.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HongKongMag on Wednesday 30 August 2006, 06:25:20 PM
Been reading alot, so thought I might finally say hello!

REAL NAME: Julian
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Hong Kong
WHEREABOUTS: Hong Kong - working here now (uni at newcastle)
JOB: when i say working, I could have stretched the truth - "between jobs"
FAVOURITE BAND: Springsteen.. anything buy modern rnb!!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coffee.. or beer.. or maybe even vodka.. actually..
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): West Wing, CSI, Southpark, North Shore
FAVOURITE FILM: undecided
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White (we get those here occasionally.. not seen jaws yet tho)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: The 11 red and white monkey brigade
OTHER TEAMS: Seriously an option? Really? Wow... liberal minded eh?
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey, Rugby,
ROLE MODEL(S): Me, anyone with aspiration
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a job, get rich, travel, retire, then turn 30.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See another game at SJP, watch sunderland fall out of the football league, find a really enjoyable job, start my own company, watch NUFC win something (can we branch out into say... tiddleewinks?)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Keefaz on Tuesday 5 September 2006, 12:26:19 AM
REAL NAME: Keith
AGE: 28
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth
JOB: Programmer
FAVOURITE BAND: Zappa, Neil Young, Jellyfish, The Shins, Tom Waits, Joni Mitchell, plenty others
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water, probably. How pathetic is that?
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Christ. I don't watch that s***. Probably some boring s*** like David Attenborough.
FAVOURITE FILM: To Have and Have Not, or something.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead, obviously
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Pedro, Keegan, Rob Lee, Paul Scholes
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Carsley, Niall Quinn, Kilbane, Keane, Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: ???
OTHER SPORTS: None, every other sport is a weak substitute
ROLE MODEL(S): Frank Zappa, Tom Waits
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Work for myself doing what I want to do whatever that may be
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: write a book, get a good night's sleep, learn to draw, learn another language, learn to be content
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Sunday 10 September 2006, 08:25:25 PM
Good thread.

REAL NAME: Scott
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Norn Iron
WHEREABOUTS: Bedroom
JOB: N/A
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle/Barcelona
FAVOURITE BAND: The Smashing Pumpkins
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Dr. Pepper
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Old Simpsons, Nip/Tuck, MOTD
FAVOURITE FILM: Battle Royale
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Hristo Stoichkov, Ronaldinho, Shearer.  Figo was a hero of mine, then he joined the scum..
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Luis Figo
OTHER TEAMS: No
OTHER SPORTS:  No
ROLE MODEL(S): No one.  Definitely not myself.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get job, move in with mates.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Backpack through Europe, go to Canada, become multi lingual, see Ronaldinho play live, go to a reformed Pumpkins concert, get p*ssed in celebration of completing the other 4 things.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pantu on Monday 11 September 2006, 04:37:34 PM
REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Barrow-in-Furness
WHEREABOUTS: Lancaster
JOB: Student scum/glass collector in Walkabout
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle!
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: A cup of tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: Would love to go back to Cape Town
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, I'm Alan Partridge, The Day Today, Brass Eye, The Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: The Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: I'm not a fan of any to be honest
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Rob Lee, Ginola, Le Tissier, Zola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Ian Woan, Cantona, Souness
OTHER TEAMS: Barrow AFC
OTHER SPORTS: Not for me
ROLE MODEL(S): Ashley Cole. Only joking. Mammy and daddy, Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Complete my degree then hopefully do an extra year in Preston studying sports journalism
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married and have little babies, see Newcastle win another match (so far it's one win - 6 tossing years ago - one draw and 8 defeats), write a hilarious comedy program of sorts, live somewhere luxurious, learn another language.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: kiwi on Tuesday 12 September 2006, 10:23:51 AM
REAL NAME: Geoff
AGE: to old to care but saw first Toon Game in 1950
BIRTHPLACE: Dunston
WHEREABOUTS: Waiuku, New Zealand
JOB: Owner Plant Nursery
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND:Pink Floyd until they retired. REM
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sherry Trifle
FAVOURITE DRINK: White wine
FAVOURITE PLACE: Toon then Moscow
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Boston Legal
FAVOURITE FILM: Usual Suspects - the Kevin Spacey movie.
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one found in fish & chip shops
FOOTBALLING HEROES: MILBURN, Shearer, Banks, Charlton B
FOOTBALLING VILLANS:Bramble
OTHER TEAMS: Arbroath, Portsmouth
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Cricket
ROLE MODEL: My Wife
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Retire
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Retire, Visit Newcastle, Visit Moscow, visit Kiev (wifes home), visit Vancouver to see what the fuss is about.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Knightrider on Tuesday 12 September 2006, 12:09:21 PM
Welcome back Kiwi, good to see an old face on the board (Grassroots)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Redliz on Monday 18 September 2006, 11:12:11 AM
REAL NAME: Liz
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Chester
WHEREABOUTS: Chester
JOB: Office job (boring)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Liverpool
FAVOURITE BAND: I like too many to pick one out
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Fried Rice
FAVOURITE DRINK: A pint of Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: London
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have I got news for you / Ant & Decs saturday night take away
FAVOURITE FILM: Wild Things
FAVOURITE SHARK: One that doesnt eat me
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Fowler, Gerrard, Rush, Carragher, Hamman
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Neville (both), Ferdinand, Lamptart, Drogba, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: Chester City
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Any womens footballers in the womens prem league
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Earn more money and play football at a higher level
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit America, vistit Australia, be in love, see Liverpool win number 19, play womens football at the highest level I can
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Thursday 21 September 2006, 03:38:35 PM
REAL NAME: Jack
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: St Albans
WHEREABOUTS: Hemel Hempstead  bluesigh.gif
JOB:  tongue.gif Don't be silly
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Teddybears Sthlm ;)
FAVOURITE FOOD: See sig
FAVOURITE DRINK: I quite like gravy :)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Nan's house >> Cheesecake >> Paradise  :cool:
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  Prison Break, Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Goodfellas, Munich, Apocalypse Now
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan :shearer:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane  bluedead.gif
OTHER TEAMS: Ummm Spose watford  blueeek.gif
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker
ROLE MODEL(S):  Sir Bob, me Grandad  :ghandi:
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Buy an excessive amount of lottery tickets till i win
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel, travel, develop a huge meat-eating goat, Love the toon, eat cheesecake
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 21 September 2006, 03:49:28 PM
A mentalist  bluelaugh.gif Will fit in well!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Tarantula on Sunday 24 September 2006, 03:51:08 PM
REAL NAME: Magnus
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Nacka, Sweden
WHEREABOUTS: Stockholm
JOB: Mailman
FAVOURITE BAND: Monster Magnet
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pass
FAVOURITE DRINK: all kind of beers
FAVOURITE PLACE: Prague
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Oz, Simpson
FAVOURITE FILM: Brazil
FAVOURITE SHARK: The hammer
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer &  Henrik Larsson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Christiano Ronaldo, Marco Materazzi
OTHER TEAMS: Djurgårdens IF,
OTHER SPORTS: Monster trucking and chess
ROLE MODEL(S): Aleister Crowley
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Survival
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Having grandchildren, visiting South America, being sober for one month, winning the lottery & vitnessing eternal transcendence for mankind...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: garth on Monday 25 September 2006, 10:43:53 PM
REAL: NAME Garth

AGE: 21 for the 25th time tongue.gif

BIRTHPLACE: Tasmania, AUS

WHEREABOUTS: Now living in Ottawa

JOB: Photographer

FAVOURITE BAND: Classical

FAVOURITE FOOD: Morrocan, Thai and Indian

FAVOURITE DRINK: Wine, German beer

FAVOURITE PLACE: Porto,

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Red Dwarf

FAVOURITE FILM: Life of Brian

FAVOURITE SHARK: Gummy

FOOTBALLING: HEROES: Sir Les, Beardsley

FOOTBALLING: VILLAINS: Rivaldo

OTHER TEAMS: Real Madrid

OTHER SPORTS: Aussie Rules

ROLE MODEL: None

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go back to Aus

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Happy Face on Thursday 12 October 2006, 12:02:26 AM
REAL: NAME Garth

AGE: 21 for the 25th time tongue.gif

BIRTHPLACE: Tasmania, AUS

WHEREABOUTS: Now living in Ottawa

JOB: Photographer

FAVOURITE BAND: Classical

FAVOURITE FOOD: Morrocan, Thai and Indian

FAVOURITE DRINK: Wine, German beer

FAVOURITE PLACE: Porto,

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Red Dwarf

FAVOURITE FILM: Life of Brian

FAVOURITE SHARK: Gummy

FOOTBALLING: HEROES: Sir Les, Beardsley

FOOTBALLING: VILLAINS: Rivaldo

OTHER TEAMS: Real Madrid

OTHER SPORTS: Aussie Rules

ROLE MODEL: None

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go back to Aus



Party on Garth!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ryunufc on Wednesday 25 October 2006, 12:31:22 PM
Hello all

REAL NAME: Haryu
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: jakarta
WHEREABOUTS: kuala lumpur
JOB: student
FAVOURITE BAND: john mayer
FAVOURITE FOOD: mediteranian
FAVOURITE DRINK: ice tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: dubai
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): friends, las vegas and CSIs
FAVOURITE FILM: pleasantville
FAVOURITE SHARK: any
FOOTBALLING HEROES: nobby solano, thierry henry and alan smith
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: steven gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: newcastle united reserves, newcastle united women's, newcastle united u-18
OTHER SPORTS: golf, maybe
ROLE MODEL(S): i dont have any
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: graduate from college within 18 months from now
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: 1nol on Sunday 29 October 2006, 09:37:20 PM
REAL NAME: Paula
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Walkden
WHEREABOUTS: West End, Newcastle
JOB: Admin, Brewery
FAVOURITE BAND: The The, The Smiths, The Jam, Graham Coxon, The Killers, Kasabian
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kalua
FAVOURITE PLACE: Tynemouth
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Quadrophenia
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROS: Nobby, Paul Allen, Paul Merson, Shay
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sorenson, Lee Hendrie, Ashley Cole
OTHER TEAMS: Bolton (Ish, for family reasons and not when they beat us)
OTHER SPORTS: Can just about stomach cricket if forced
ROLE MODEL: Helen Mirren
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Training to be a driving instructor
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Gemmill on Tuesday 31 October 2006, 09:11:35 AM

ROLE MODEL: Helen Mirren

Does this mean you'll be lopping them out at every available opportunity?  bluebigrazz.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: 1nol on Tuesday 31 October 2006, 10:50:43 AM
I tend to keep them tethered for personal safety, black eyes aren’t pretty, but if the part demands….

Probably be more inclined if mine looked like hers did too.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: CollapsOfEvolution on Tuesday 31 October 2006, 12:54:09 PM
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REAL NAME: Rasmus
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Skælskør
WHEREABOUTS: Århus
JOB: Not at the moment
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead
FAVOURITE FOOD: Seems to be Sushi, changes often.
FAVOURITE DRINK: White Russian
FAVOURITE PLACE: Prague
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Twin Peaks, Simpsons.
FAVOURITE FILM: Donnie Darko
FAVOURITE SHARK: ??
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Del Piero, Keith Gilliespie( Don't know why), Shearer, Shay Given Marcello Lippi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Capello, Ballack, Aldo Duscher
OTHER TEAMS: Juventus and Odense Boldklub (OB)
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): My father.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Making movies.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Directing a movie that will touch, at least one or two people deeply. Get out of Denmark, march against Bush/Blair. going a month without speaking, try to see the world as a black and white thing
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Gemmill on Wednesday 1 November 2006, 03:32:42 PM
I tend to keep them tethered for personal safety, black eyes aren’t pretty, but if the part demands….

Probably be more inclined if mine looked like hers did too.


Hers are down round her knees these days tbh.  She's got serious man hands too.  I noticed that on Prime Suspect a week ago.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toondon on Friday 3 November 2006, 03:13:57 PM
REAL NAME:  DON
AGE:40 :thup
BIRTHPLACE:TOON
WHEREABOUTS:ST MARYS
JOB:ROOFER
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:THE KILLERS
FAVOURITE FOOD:CURRY,CHINESE,PIZZA,LAMB,VENNISON,PIG,BEEF,KEBAB,
FAVOURITE DRINK:DIET COKE
FAVOURITE PLACE:SCOTLAND
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):STILL GAME
FAVOURITE FILM:SHAWSHANK                        blueupset.gif
FAVOURITE SHARK:DEAD
FOOTBALLING HEROES:GOT TO BE THE MAN SHEARER
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:THE DUTCHMAN(PRAT)
OTHER TEAMS:NONE
OTHER SPORTS:BIKERACING
ROLE MODEL(S):PUB LANDLORD
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:LIVE TILL I DIE
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:1.LIVE 2.EAT 3.DRINK 4.LAUGH 5.RELAX WITH THE WIFE :BangHead:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Friday 3 November 2006, 08:46:32 PM
REAL NAME:Billy Tray
AGE:38
BIRTHPLACE:Coventry
WHEREABOUTS:Coventry
JOB:Machinist
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:The Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD:Keema Nans
FAVOURITE DRINK:Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE:Pefkos,Rhodes
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Shameless,Only Fools.
FAVOURITE FILM:Life OF David Gale
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan Shearer,Robert Lee,Kevin Keegan,Glenn Hoddle
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Roy Keane,Jason McAteer,Stan Collymore,Graham Fenton
OTHER TEAMS:Real Madrid
OTHER SPORTS:Cricket,Golf,Rugby Union
ROLE MODEL(S):Homer Simpson,Jim Royle
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Stay Alive
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See the Mags win a trophy
                                                      See an Ashes test in Australia
                                                      Win lottery
                                                      lose weight
                                                      pack the tabs in
:cool:

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Toon Sarnie on Monday 6 November 2006, 10:44:30 PM
REAL NAME: Rob
AGE:30
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS:Auckland NZ
JOB:IT stuff
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:Kings of Leon
FAVOURITE FOOD:Stotties with bacon and brown sauce
FAVOURITE DRINK:Cant decide
FAVOURITE PLACE:Home, theres no place like it
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Scrubs.
FAVOURITE FILM:Training day/ Anything by Mel Brooks
FAVOURITE SHARK:Erm.
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Shearer, Van Basten.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Cristiano #@$%!ng Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS:Falcons.
OTHER SPORTS:Rugby, golf
ROLE MODEL(S):Me Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Survive. Come back to the Toon, get a job,get a house.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Parachute jump, own a fast car, travel more, have kids, see Newcastle win anything(please anything'll do)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 8 November 2006, 07:24:43 PM
Now this was embarrassing to look back at, removed this post now though, thank f***.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Prof.Falken on Thursday 9 November 2006, 05:09:39 AM
REAL NAME: Gary
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE: New York
WHEREABOUTS: Brooklyn
JOB: Web Design/Stay at home dad
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle!
FAVOURITE BAND: Third Day
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fried Chicken
FAVOURITE DRINK: COFFEE!!!
FAVOURITE PLACE: My computer :P
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Law And Order
FAVOURITE FILM: Doom Generation
FAVOURITE SHARK: Kenny
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Given, Cantona
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Souness, Fat Freddy
OTHER SPORTS: Poker, 9 ball
ROLE MODEL(S): Jesus
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a Minister
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Got to a live Newcastle game, Teach my newborn son to play, find out the other 3 :P
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 02:12:46 PM
Hi everyone, Just joined so i thought id say hello. My other half (joey-boobs avatar) recomended me. be nice :D


REAL NAME: Jay
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Kimberly, Cape Town
WHEREABOUTS:Gateshead
JOB: working on it
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle!
FAVOURITE BAND:Stone Sour, Seether, Secondhand serenade, Ian Brown, Oasis, Less Than Jake etc etc
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Malibu and coke :D
FAVOURITE PLACE: South Africa and ibiza, i used to live in both places
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Two Pints of larger and a packet of crisps and loads more
FAVOURITE FILM: Gone in 60 Seconds
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammer Head, they look funny
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Shay Given,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: ???
OTHER SPORTS: Riding, Skating
ROLE MODEL(S): The Stig, Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get into a good job, get married and live happily with no worries (yeah right) LEARN MORE ABOUT FOOTY
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Drive a Shelby GT, Win at Olympia, Marry Joey ;), Have his babies and have a big house
 

 
 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Clay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 05:07:45 PM
My mate's from South Africa.. and from Johanasburg (sp?) Good lad.. Howcome loads of South Africans are on the move over here.. I know there's lots of crime but there's hundreds of people from there moving here now.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 05:54:09 PM
My mate's from South Africa.. and from Johanasburg (sp?) Good lad.. Howcome loads of South Africans are on the move over here.. I know there's lots of crime but there's hundreds of people from there moving here now.

We moved to ibiza first, purely because my stepdad at the time had a flat there, then they split so we moved here, my mum is english though and here sisters here so thats our reason, i cant really speak for anyone else, although i do think alot of south african familys that are moving here, one of th parents is british. i lived in Jo'burg for a year before i moved to ibiza, its a s*** hole :P
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Clay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:13:04 PM
My mate's from South Africa.. and from Johanasburg (sp?) Good lad.. Howcome loads of South Africans are on the move over here.. I know there's lots of crime but there's hundreds of people from there moving here now.

We moved to ibiza first, purely because my stepdad at the time had a flat there, then they split so we moved here, my mum is english though and here sisters here so thats our reason, i cant really speak for anyone else, although i do think alot of south african familys that are moving here, one of th parents is british. i lived in Jo'burg for a year before i moved to ibiza, its a s*** hole :P

True.. Most of the South Africans that i know that have moved here have English relatives. But seriously since then alot have moved to where i live with or without relatives... I have absolutely no idea why they would move to consett though... Thing is we have lots of New zealanders moving here aswell.. But nowhere near the amount of f***ing polish..
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:21:28 PM
Well e moved to bracknell of all places first, sorry, but i have no answers to your question..i suck! but i do also know alot of people that are leaving here for other countries, like moving to Oz or Newzealand etc. Id love to go back there, but i wouldnt want to risk my life for it :P it really is bad out there, it was bad when i left and that was 6 years ago, i can only imagine how much worse its got since
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Clay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:24:21 PM
Well e moved to bracknell of all places first, sorry, but i have no answers to your question..i suck! but i do also know alot of people that are leaving here for other countries, like moving to Oz or Newzealand etc. Id love to go back there, but i wouldnt want to risk my life for it :P it really is bad out there, it was bad when i left and that was 6 years ago, i can only imagine how much worse its got since

Aye, my mate is exactly the same.. He gets so depressed over here.. Even though he has lived here for nearly 8 years... He still wants to move back over from time to time.. Mostly because of the weather.. but he refuses to move back over because of the violence.. His uncle owns a HUGE farm.. and in the past 2 years he has had his farms raided with blacks (cafas as my mate would call them) Did you used to drink a lot of Milo in S.A?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:29:09 PM
Aye, my mate is exactly the same.. He gets so depressed over here.. Even though he has lived here for nearly 8 years... He still wants to move back over from time to time.. Mostly because of the weather.. but he refuses to move back over because of the violence.. His uncle owns a HUGE farm.. and in the past 2 years he has had his farms raided with blacks (cafas as my mate would call them) Did you used to drink a lot of Milo in S.A?

I dont get like that, id much rather move back to ibiza then SA. We got burgled twice in one year in Jo'Burg, it is really harsh out there, my mum used to carry a plastic BB gun on her glove box in the car ncase she got hijacked to scare anyone off. If you said Caffas anywhere in public in SA, you'd more then likely get stabbed or shot :P and yes, i used to drink it alllll the time, you get it over here too. :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Clay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:35:26 PM
Aye, my mate is exactly the same.. He gets so depressed over here.. Even though he has lived here for nearly 8 years... He still wants to move back over from time to time.. Mostly because of the weather.. but he refuses to move back over because of the violence.. His uncle owns a HUGE farm.. and in the past 2 years he has had his farms raided with blacks (cafas as my mate would call them) Did you used to drink a lot of Milo in S.A?

I dont get like that, id much rather move back to ibiza then SA. We got burgled twice in one year in Jo'Burg, it is really harsh out there, my mum used to carry a plastic BB gun on her glove box in the car ncase she got hijacked to scare anyone off. If you said Caffas anywhere in public in SA, you'd more then likely get stabbed or shot :P and yes, i used to drink it alllll the time, you get it over here too. :D

Aye when my mate first came over he was sooo racist calling black people caffas (i didn't know what that meant at the time) Apparently his dad used to set his dog on them etc.. and nope i don't really drink alot of Milo.. only when his relatives come over and bring some over, or when i went to Singapore and they had it over there.. I also absolutely love Bulltong (sp) when they bring that s*** over.. f***ing gorgeous.. So do you speak Pure S.A.. and if so can you confirm what "Yadda man assas Lacka" means.. I dunno how it is actually spelt but me mate says it means "yes man that stuff is great" or something along those lines.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:49:15 PM
Aye when my mate first came over he was sooo racist calling black people caffas (i didn't know what that meant at the time) Apparently his dad used to set his dog on them etc.. and nope i don't really drink alot of Milo.. only when his relatives come over and bring some over, or when i went to Singapore and they had it over there.. I also absolutely love Bulltong (sp) when they bring that s*** over.. ****ing gorgeous.. So do you speak Pure S.A.. and if so can you confirm what "Yadda man assas Lacka" means.. I dunno how it is actually spelt but me mate says it means "yes man that stuff is great" or something along those lines.

I know what you mean, im not a racist south african, although most are. The sell Milo in the tescos at kingston park, also if you love biltong so much, theres a woman at the market down at the quayside, i think shes there most sundays, its a south african stall, sells all the food, i went there and got loads of stuff includint biltong. lol, English is south africas first language so yes, i do speak it :P but theres also 10 other languages, im assuming your talking about afrikaans, and no, im not fluent, i left too early on. i dont have the accent either, ive just got a southern english accent ( but i pronounce all my words:P)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Clay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:53:47 PM
Aye when my mate first came over he was sooo racist calling black people caffas (i didn't know what that meant at the time) Apparently his dad used to set his dog on them etc.. and nope i don't really drink alot of Milo.. only when his relatives come over and bring some over, or when i went to Singapore and they had it over there.. I also absolutely love Bulltong (sp) when they bring that s*** over.. ****ing gorgeous.. So do you speak Pure S.A.. and if so can you confirm what "Yadda man assas Lacka" means.. I dunno how it is actually spelt but me mate says it means "yes man that stuff is great" or something along those lines.

I know what you mean, im not a racist south african, although most are. The sell Milo in the tescos at kingston park, also if you love biltong so much, theres a woman at the market down at the quayside, i think shes there most sundays, its a south african stall, sells all the food, i went there and got loads of stuff includint biltong. lol, English is south africas first language so yes, i do speak it :P but theres also 10 other languages, im assuming your talking about afrikaans, and no, im not fluent, i left too early on. i dont have the accent either, ive just got a southern english accent ( but i pronounce all my words:P)

Quality stuff, i'll be sure to tell all me S.A mates where they can buy their stuff from :) And yep they all speak afrikaans..
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 06:56:58 PM
Good Good. i dont speak it, only a limited amount, although my accent does come back fully if i spend a while around south africans, which is strange
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Clay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 07:00:32 PM
Good Good. i dont speak it, only a limited amount, although my accent does come back fully if i spend a while around south africans, which is strange

So does his :) He just had ANOTHER cousin move over.. and he spent a day with her showing her around newcastle etc.. and he came back sounding completely different... But his mum still has the accent, sounds brilliant tbh..
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jay on Saturday 11 November 2006, 07:11:22 PM
So does his :) He just had ANOTHER cousin move over.. and he spent a day with her showing her around newcastle etc.. and he came back sounding completely different... But his mum still has the accent, sounds brilliant tbh..

I really would love to have kept it but it just went when i moved to ibiza, i went to an english school there and that was it, it vanished. lol. we never had a majorly strong accent though because of my mum being english and her parents.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufcmichael on Tuesday 28 November 2006, 12:30:36 AM
REAL NAME: Michael Søgaard
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Aalborg, Denmark.
WHEREABOUTS: Aalborg, Denmark.
JOB: Student, truck driver on saturdays.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, Bruce Springsteen and the E-Streetband, Runrig, Within Temptation.
FAVOURITE FOOD: A good red steak, whiskey sauce and potatoes.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Gin and lemon.
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The O.C, Prison Break, Gilmore Girls, My Name Is Earl.
FAVOURITE FILM: Braveheart, Boondock Saints, Walk The Line.
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Peter Schmeichel, Shay Given.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sergio Ramos, Roy Keane, Craig Bellamy.
OTHER TEAMS: AaB Aalborg from Denmark.
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Icehockey and Handball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To take over Newcastle  bluelaugh.gif
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the memorial wall in Washington, take my future wife and kids to Newcastle, p*ss on Stadium of s****, see Newcastle become champions  bluebiggrin.gif and finally see Shearer in the manager seat.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheDutchman on Wednesday 29 November 2006, 02:59:31 PM
REAL NAME: Tim
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Beverwijk, Holland.
WHEREABOUTS: Heemskerk, Holland.
JOB: at City council Purmerend (suburb of Amsterdam) .
FAVOURITE CLUB: Ajax (of course special place in my heart for the Toon)
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, The Clash, Placebo, The Rifles, The Smiths.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Shoarma with Garlic sauce.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer (Heineken!).
FAVOURITE PLACE: Amsterdam
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24 and all live football features
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many
FAVOURITE SHARK: A dead one
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Jari Litmanen, Stefan Petterson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: .
OTHER TEAMS: Toon Army.
OTHER SPORTS: Cycling.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy life 
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit Newcastle more often, See Holland win the world cup, visit the Revolution bar, get married, trip to NY.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheDutchman on Wednesday 29 November 2006, 03:01:02 PM
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: all those idiots who play for the money and do not know what it is to be faithful to a club!.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nazza06 on Sunday 10 December 2006, 05:15:38 PM
REAL NAME: Niall Patrick
AGE: 16 (yep im a youngen)
BIRTHPLACE: Stirling, Scotland
WHEREABOUTS: Lincoln
JOB: Student (6th form), working at boots over the christmas period
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Libertines
FAVOURITE FOOD: Yorkshire puddings
FAVOURITE DRINK: newcastle brown of course :lol:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Helmsdale
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): League of Gentlemen (first and second series)
FAVOURITE FILM: Training day/leon
FAVOURITE SHARK: Can't say i'm a great fan of sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer of course, woodgate, Dunc Ferguson and Clint Hill
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Diouf grrrrr :wullie: :wullie: , savage and Ruud Gullit
OTHER TEAMS: Tranmere rovers and Stirling Albion
OTHER SPORTS: Badminton, squash.
ROLE MODEL(S): don't really have one i can name, I think i'm probably not conscious of who my role models are.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Do well in my education, go to a good uni, get a good job that i'm happy in, enjoy life and one day settle down.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a newcastle season ticket blueconfused.gif , find some money through judgement rather than luck, bungee jump, see the toon away in lots of successful champions league matches and go on a round the world trip.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MalcolmSm1th on Monday 11 December 2006, 01:23:25 PM
I just found this topic so I thought that I would introduce myself.

REAL NAME:   Malcolm Smith
AGE:  46
BIRTHPLACE:   Darlingon
WHEREABOUTS:   Porthmadog, Pen Llyn
JOB:  Racing; I run a racing ratings service
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)  Porthmadog, the pride of the Welsh Premiership.
FAVOURITE BAND:  Deep Purple
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Anything that I don't have to cook or involves eyeballs
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Proper ale; my life revolves around a good public house or inn
FAVOURITE PLACE:  Other than here on the Llyn it would be a toss-up between Antwerp and Oslo.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  Battlestar Galactica
FAVOURITE FILM:  True Romance
FAVOURITE SHARK:  eh?  One was washed up on the sands near here recently but I wasn't formally introduced.
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle, that Shearer fellow, Peter Shilton and Peter Osgood.  And, of course, Best.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Since I was right in the middle of Heysel I will reserve my contempt for Liverpool supporters
OTHER TEAMS: Er, Porthmadog again.  Is this a trick question in case I wasn't awake?
OTHER SPORTS:  Horse racing and rugby (yes, a one-cap prop-forward wonder!)
ROLE MODEL(S): None really; if I had one they'd perhaps sue me.   
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:   Remain here on the Llyn and perhaps open a plant nursery sometime
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  Survive my great great great great great great grandchildren.    Get the bottom garden drained and sorted out.   travel the world by train and boat taking years over it all.    Actually grow up and settle down.

GO GO GO:   Does this mean that I need to wear one of those itsy-bitsy skirts and gyrate about?


What can I say that I haven't said above?   Am from the North East but not actually a Geordie though I was scheduled to be as I had an incubator waiting for me in Newcastle General.  However the ambulance couldn't get past Ferryhill due to the snow so I was born on the north side of the Tees rather than the Tyne.   Which makes me, as I now claim, a fair weather Geordie.   And there can't be too many of them around unless of course the aforementioned ambulance was full to the gunnels with women not daring to cough nor sneeze.

Went to work in Belgium for three months on secondment and fourteen years returned back to Blighty after living in Antwerpen, Oslo and Stuttgart.  Antwerpen is a city that I really miss though if I were there any longer I would have died of terminal kidney failure.   Now that's the best party city in Europe and always have been.

I do remember being herded out of the game against Antwerpen (Newcastle won 0-5) by the police, put onto a bus and then taken all over the Flemish roads until I managed to convince someone that I actually lived there and then made a very late return home.

The Heysel thing was something that I will never forget and since then I have never really trusted football crowds and I rarely go to any games these days.  Hardly surprising really given what was happening around me.   And I will never forgive the Juventus fans for their contributions to the evening neither; most of which wasn't reported in the popular press.

After coming back to the UK I then ended up working for a software consultancy specialising in the legal IT sector.  I went there for a three month contract to help them out and remained there for three and a half years until the day that the planes hit the Twin Towers.  My work, which I had years lined up, was cancelled in moments and then I decided to leave London and then I ended up in North Wales (where I lived for a while in the early 80s) and then after taking a year off losing both the stresses of city working and my wife (hoorah!) I decided to do something with this racing software which a couple of us had written.

And here I am sitting in this gorgeous cottage with a commute distance of about thirty feet (bedroom, kitchen then study) on the southern slopes of Snowdonia and no-one else around for miles apart from one cottage down the lane.  Life, he says looking out the the window over towards the hills and mountains, is tough.

The quiet life is wonderful so that means that you lot don't come calling, alright?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Monday 11 December 2006, 10:20:21 PM
I just found this topic so I thought that I would introduce myself.

REAL NAME:   Malcolm Smith
AGE:  46
BIRTHPLACE:   Darlingon
WHEREABOUTS:   Porthmadog, Pen Llyn
JOB:  Racing; I run a racing ratings service
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)  Porthmadog, the pride of the Welsh Premiership.
FAVOURITE BAND:  Deep Purple
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Anything that I don't have to cook or involves eyeballs
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Proper ale; my life revolves around a good public house or inn
FAVOURITE PLACE:  Other than here on the Llyn it would be a toss-up between Antwerp and Oslo.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  Battlestar Galactica
FAVOURITE FILM:  True Romance
FAVOURITE SHARK:  eh?  One was washed up on the sands near here recently but I wasn't formally introduced.
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle, that Shearer fellow, Peter Shilton and Peter Osgood.  And, of course, Best.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Since I was right in the middle of Heysel I will reserve my contempt for Liverpool supporters
OTHER TEAMS: Er, Porthmadog again.  Is this a trick question in case I wasn't awake?
OTHER SPORTS:  Horse racing and rugby (yes, a one-cap prop-forward wonder!)
ROLE MODEL(S): None really; if I had one they'd perhaps sue me.   
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:   Remain here on the Llyn and perhaps open a plant nursery sometime
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  Survive my great great great great great great grandchildren.    Get the bottom garden drained and sorted out.   travel the world by train and boat taking years over it all.    Actually grow up and settle down.

GO GO GO:   Does this mean that I need to wear one of those itsy-bitsy skirts and gyrate about?


What can I say that I haven't said above?   Am from the North East but not actually a Geordie though I was scheduled to be as I had an incubator waiting for me in Newcastle General.  However the ambulance couldn't get past Ferryhill due to the snow so I was born on the north side of the Tees rather than the Tyne.   Which makes me, as I now claim, a fair weather Geordie.   And there can't be too many of them around unless of course the aforementioned ambulance was full to the gunnels with women not daring to cough nor sneeze.

Went to work in Belgium for three months on secondment and fourteen years returned back to Blighty after living in Antwerpen, Oslo and Stuttgart.  Antwerpen is a city that I really miss though if I were there any longer I would have died of terminal kidney failure.   Now that's the best party city in Europe and always have been.

I do remember being herded out of the game against Antwerpen (Newcastle won 0-5) by the police, put onto a bus and then taken all over the Flemish roads until I managed to convince someone that I actually lived there and then made a very late return home.

The Heysel thing was something that I will never forget and since then I have never really trusted football crowds and I rarely go to any games these days.  Hardly surprising really given what was happening around me.   And I will never forgive the Juventus fans for their contributions to the evening neither; most of which wasn't reported in the popular press.

After coming back to the UK I then ended up working for a software consultancy specialising in the legal IT sector.  I went there for a three month contract to help them out and remained there for three and a half years until the day that the planes hit the Twin Towers.  My work, which I had years lined up, was cancelled in moments and then I decided to leave London and then I ended up in North Wales (where I lived for a while in the early 80s) and then after taking a year off losing both the stresses of city working and my wife (hoorah!) I decided to do something with this racing software which a couple of us had written.

And here I am sitting in this gorgeous cottage with a commute distance of about thirty feet (bedroom, kitchen then study) on the southern slopes of Snowdonia and no-one else around for miles apart from one cottage down the lane.  Life, he says looking out the the window over towards the hills and mountains, is tough.

The quiet life is wonderful so that means that you lot don't come calling, alright?

Respect is due. One who can see through the smoke and mirrors of the scouse propaganda. You have found friends in this place. blueyes.gif

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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MalcolmSm1th on Tuesday 12 December 2006, 10:29:47 AM
Until that match I used to watch Liverpool all the time in the summer as they would often do tours to Scandinavia and we'd often pile down from work to watch them play.  I even made sure that I caught them in Aalborg.    In those seemingly innocent days trouble and Liverpool fans were never mentioned in the same breath.

Until the day that I took a load of workmates, chums and assorted hangers on to the European Cup final in Brussels.   Since then I have had no time for their fans as the effect it had on me was enormous.  It took me a few years before I could go to a game with a large gate again and, to this day, I find it hard to go to a major football match and considering I used to love the crowds I am rather cheesed off with this.   So for many years my major sprorting occasions were limited to rugby and racing.   I've given up the rugby because of the cost of the tickets compared to the facilities provided (Twickenham is no longer for the common man) and I can't even face the Gold Cup week any more.

So that lot on Merseyside have a lot to answer for in my book and when I heard of that day when they stoned the ambulance I was sick to my stomach.    I'm planning on going to Birmingham for the FA Cup tie if I can get a ticket and then I will see how I cope this season.    The worst thing about Birmingham is the lack of half decent pubs.  But it could be a good day out nonetheless.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheDutchman on Tuesday 12 December 2006, 12:13:40 PM
Until that match I used to watch Liverpool all the time in the summer as they would often do tours to Scandinavia and we'd often pile down from work to watch them play. I even made sure that I caught them in Aalborg. In those seemingly innocent days trouble and Liverpool fans were never mentioned in the same breath.

Until the day that I took a load of workmates, chums and assorted hangers on to the European Cup final in Brussels. Since then I have had no time for their fans as the effect it had on me was enormous. It took me a few years before I could go to a game with a large gate again and, to this day, I find it hard to go to a major football match and considering I used to love the crowds I am rather cheesed off with this. So for many years my major sprorting occasions were limited to rugby and racing. I've given up the rugby because of the cost of the tickets compared to the facilities provided (Twickenham is no longer for the common man) and I can't even face the Gold Cup week any more.

So that lot on Merseyside have a lot to answer for in my book and when I heard of that day when they stoned the ambulance I was sick to my stomach. I'm planning on going to Birmingham for the FA Cup tie if I can get a ticket and then I will see how I cope this season. The worst thing about Birmingham is the lack of half decent pubs. But it could be a good day out nonetheless.

Hi, I've read your story. Impressive. I can imagine very well that a terrible disaster like Heysel has a great impact to your life. 
What I do need to say is that I believe that also most Liverpool supporters are good and peaceful supporters. Especially after what happened in Hillsborough.

Btw: Antwerp indeed is a very nice town. Went their a few weeks ago for the first time in my life. Nice shops, restaurants and friendly people!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MalcolmSm1th on Tuesday 12 December 2006, 02:13:12 PM
Antwerp is a wonderful city.  I lived there for a total of about seven or more years.  Most of that time I was living right in the centre of the Old Town (the Hoogstraat which is the old medieval high street) and I love the community and the social life there.

The range of beers available is fantastic and the range within Antwerp is one of the better even though there's only the one brewery in town (the very excellent De Koninck).   It certainly knocks cities like Brussels off the map and it is simply the place to go if one likes a good beer.  Normally I would be going this Christmas for my birthday but this year I am crying off.  It gets harder and harder to drink one beer for each year I age.  Four years ago I almost killed myself doing this but managed.   Somehow.

The people there are wonderful.  They are real characters, especiallyt those which have come from the middle of nowhere such as Beveren or, indeed, from anywhere on the left hand side of the Shelde and one can sit in a bar, half close one's eyes and imagine that one is living in a Breugal painting.   The food there is excellent; just as good as French cuisine but hasn't suffered from the vogue that the French restaurants have suffered from.  So, a great range of beers (easily the best beers in the world though I have no idea what they are doing with Interbrew; whomever designed Stella needs taking outside and given a good talking to; but then again that foul potion does come from the Francophone part of Belgium which is almost entirely another country), great food, bars which never close and great people in a lovely cobbled streeted medieval town; what more do folk want?  And they still go to Dublin and Prague for stag weekends.  ha ha.

Right, quarter past two.  Either I go and get some more software written or I consider injesting my daily portion of fruit; there's more than five grapes in a bottle of Rioja, isn't there?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheDutchman on Tuesday 12 December 2006, 02:43:12 PM
Antwerp is a wonderful city. I lived there for a total of about seven or more years. Most of that time I was living right in the centre of the Old Town (the Hoogstraat which is the old medieval high street) and I love the community and the social life there.

The range of beers available is fantastic and the range within Antwerp is one of the better even though there's only the one brewery in town (the very excellent De Koninck). It certainly knocks cities like Brussels off the map and it is simply the place to go if one likes a good beer. Normally I would be going this Christmas for my birthday but this year I am crying off. It gets harder and harder to drink one beer for each year I age. Four years ago I almost killed myself doing this but managed. Somehow.

The people there are wonderful. They are real characters, especiallyt those which have come from the middle of nowhere such as Beveren or, indeed, from anywhere on the left hand side of the Shelde and one can sit in a bar, half close one's eyes and imagine that one is living in a Breugal painting. The food there is excellent; just as good as French cuisine but hasn't suffered from the vogue that the French restaurants have suffered from. So, a great range of beers (easily the best beers in the world though I have no idea what they are doing with Interbrew; whomever designed Stella needs taking outside and given a good talking to; but then again that foul potion does come from the Francophone part of Belgium which is almost entirely another country), great food, bars which never close and great people in a lovely cobbled streeted medieval town; what more do folk want? And they still go to Dublin and Prague for stag weekends. ha ha.

Right, quarter past two. Either I go and get some more software written or I consider injesting my daily portion of fruit; there's more than five grapes in a bottle of Rioja, isn't there?

Haha I advice the Rioja! Very healthy!:)

Antwerp is great! I know the Hoogstraat! Great chips at the corner near de Grote markt.

Hope Antwerp just as nice as Newcastle. I will visit Newcastle in February.

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MalcolmSm1th on Tuesday 12 December 2006, 04:25:37 PM
If you are familiar with the Hoogstraat (and you seem to having mentioned the Fritteur No 1) then if you recall the Vienese Cafe; I used to live in the rest of the building above.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheDutchman on Tuesday 12 December 2006, 06:38:16 PM
If you are familiar with the Hoogstraat (and you seem to having mentioned the Fritteur No 1) then if you recall the Vienese Cafe; I used to live in the rest of the building above.

Well I dont recall that particular cafe, but I do recall the cheerfull Hoogstraat. Very nice place to live in my opinion. Before I went to my Antwerp in septembre I always drove passed it on my way to the south (holidays in france) and thought that must bee a boring city (the look from of the motorway isnt special at all). But since I went their a world opened in front of my eyes. Lovely town. Im going to visit Antwerp again in 2007. A collaegue of mine who lives in Breda (he goes to Antwerp almost  every week) has invited me to go out and show me the special places (restuarants/pubs). Im looking forward to it. Quite a change, Leaving Antwerp for Wales!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Toonman37 on Friday 15 December 2006, 11:40:59 PM
Hello  my name is  Paul   im   37  from   Newcastle, am an avid  toon fan  great    to be here 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 16 December 2006, 09:49:14 AM
Hello  my name is  Paul   im   37  from   Newcastle, am an avid  toon fan  great    to be here 

Broke your space key?  bluebiggrin.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 18 December 2006, 05:49:55 PM
Hello  my name is  Paul   im   37  from   Newcastle, am an avid  toon fan  great    to be here 

Hi, im Jon, you seem nice  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bellers on Thursday 21 December 2006, 06:51:50 PM
Hello  my name is  Paul   im   37  from   Newcastle, am an avid  toon fan  great    to be here 

Hi, im Jon, you seem nice  :thup:

Going through a dry spell Gejon? Don't worry Toonman he hits on all the newcomers...

:wink:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Newcastle Fan on Saturday 23 December 2006, 10:32:23 PM
it's about time..

REAL NAME: Omar
AGE:18
BIRTHPLACE:Bahrain
WHEREABOUTS:Bahrain..
JOB:youth team footballer/college student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle): Manchester United
FAVOURITE BAND: Linkin Park
FAVOURITE FOOD: Italian/indian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Gatorade lime/lemon
FAVOURITE PLACE: St.James Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Sienfeld,Scrubs,the drew carry show,etc..
FAVOURITE FILM: Alot
FAVOURITE SHARK: The great white (but wtf!)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer,Rivaldo,Mihajlovic,the list just goes on..
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Glenn roeder when not giving Luque a chance,most of our crappy defenders..
OTHER TEAMS: didnt we go over that?
OTHER SPORTS: F1,Hand Ball,Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Any player in black and white (Besides the f***ers who ruin our team)/My Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: make my debut/get my digree
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1-Play for Newcastle
2-Make my own tv show
3-Go to any final newcastle are in,might get to see history

well,i ran out of things to do  bluebigeek.gif


WHEN DID YOU BECOME A NEWCASTLE FAN:

First Football game i watched in my life was Newcastle united vs Manchester United,for some reason i supported Newcastle,we Trashed them 5-0,and i've been a loyal fan ever since,will never change this club for anything in the world,i actually went to some games (Chelsea,won 2-1 when shearer scored THAT goal),Sporting Lisbon (uefa cup),Liverpool,mackams (3-2 win),and some other games,we won most of the games i went to so i consider my self a lucky charm  bluecool.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Invicta_Toon on Saturday 23 December 2006, 10:45:54 PM
"First Football game i watched in my life was Newcastle united vs Manchester United,for some reason i supported Newcastle,we Trashed them 5-0,and i've been a loyal fan ever since"

soccermaster is a glory hunter

 :obi:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Saturday 23 December 2006, 10:47:15 PM
What glory would that be? I missed it.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Newcastle Fan on Saturday 23 December 2006, 10:47:41 PM
 :confused:

i said its THE FIRST GAME I EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE  blueyes.gif

and trust me,if i was a glory hunter then the thought of supporting newcastle wouldnt've crossed my mind  blueyes.gif

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Syrette on Sunday 24 December 2006, 12:41:15 AM
:confused:

i said its THE FIRST GAME I EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE  blueyes.gif

and trust me,if i was a glory hunter then the thought of supporting newcastle wouldnt've crossed my mind  blueyes.gif



He's just messing around, take no notice of him  bluebigrazz.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dinho lad on Wednesday 27 December 2006, 11:28:38 PM
Quote
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle): Manchester United

you're 'avin a reeeeet larff aren't ya, Omar my friend??!! blink.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mr quimbys beard on Sunday 21 January 2007, 06:00:31 PM
Been ages since i posted on here, been offline a canny while, hope to stay a while and enjoy the craic. ;D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Rebellious on Friday 16 March 2007, 01:03:57 PM
REAL NAME:   Marc
AGE:  30
BIRTHPLACE:  Ipswich
WHEREABOUTS:  Ipswich
JOB:  Self Employed
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:  Havn`t got one
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Roast Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Tiger Beer or Red Wine with a meal
FAVOURITE PLACE:   Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):  Balls Of Steel
FAVOURITE FILM:   Requiem for a dream or Heat
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES:   Shearer and Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Souness
OTHER TEAMS:  Ipswich
OTHER SPORTS:  Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): No One
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  To not die unless of natural causes.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go a whole week without some crappy news.  Watch my children grow up. Win something. Watch Newcastle win something.  Find something new to interest me.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Friday 16 March 2007, 04:33:25 PM
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Loan

Been done. :razz:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Rebellious on Sunday 18 March 2007, 02:01:44 PM
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Loan

Been done. :razz:

Heh , its sort of what I do for a living nowadays legally, so I had no choice.  
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheOrder on Sunday 1 April 2007, 10:43:18 PM
REAL NAME: John W
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth
JOB: Shop Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: The Matches
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Boddingtons
FAVOURITE PLACE: Beach
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I'm Alan Partridge, Extra's, The Day Today, The Office etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Usual Suspects
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage.
OTHER TEAMS:Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: There's other sports?
ROLE MODEL(S):David Brent (fictional)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea, make my band good, i think.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Move out of my hometown,
See Newcastle win something.
Inherit Newcastle United from a distant relative
Punch a snake
Live a long life.


















f*** me, i'm 21 in 2 and a half months. this was a long time ago.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Syrette on Tuesday 3 April 2007, 02:21:30 AM
Never done this, might as well get it done before I go off to bed. Not tired but I can't stop coughing. Not feeling well.


REAL NAME: george
AGE: 20
WHEREABOUTS: Lincoln
JOB: Student, no job.
FAVOURITE BAND: People Under the Stairs, Poison the Well, The Roots.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken wrap from your local dodgy kebab place.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Blue Powerade, pineapple juice, your finest whisky and Coke, a nice quickly downed Jager Bomb etc.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Lincoln, I guess. Sheffields awesome. Newcastles a lovely place too I would say.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, but I watch that on my PC so other than football and the History Channel theres nothing I really watch on TV.
FAVOURITE FILM: Animal House, Platoon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wayne's World 2, The Deer Hunter.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Lee, Zidane, Shearer, Beardsley, Tino (for a short amount of time), Ronaldinho, Xavi, Zola (retrospectively, I didn't like him at the time simply because of the club he played for), Del Piero (was my favourite player in the world for some reason about 10 years ago around the time when they got beaten - I think - in the '97 CL final against Borussia Dortmund).
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane, Jenas. Villain is a bit harsh but I don't like either at all.
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona (have for years now, call me a gloryhunter if you wish but it was something I went with when I was younger), Wycombe Wanderers, Marseille.
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, in which I follow the Sacramento Kings but not as much as I used to. Probably not a bad thing because the Kings aren't up to much.
ROLE MODEL(S): Not sure really.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate uni with a 2:1, get a job this summer, sort out some personal issues I've got.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the Toon win stuff etc, have a stable, secure career, make more of my time, try mescaline, learn to drive... really boring stuff.


Meh.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Newcastle Fan on Thursday 5 April 2007, 12:05:27 AM
Your 20 and you don't know how to drive ?

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jimburst on Sunday 8 April 2007, 02:51:39 PM
i doubt i'll learn to drive till i can be arsed tbh...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 8 April 2007, 03:10:48 PM
Im 24 and I have never had a lesson, WOOP WOOP!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: IHateBoro on Sunday 8 April 2007, 03:14:45 PM
I've read everything on this board for ages but was never arsed about signing up until now! I would copy and paste that questionnaire thing so that you could all get to know me, but I'm too lazy  :cheesy:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Threelegs on Tuesday 10 April 2007, 02:12:30 PM
Thought i might introduce myself properly after my p*ssed message earlier.

Especially considering i will have more time for this.  ^-^

REAL NAME: Marty
AGE: 23
WHEREABOUTS: Sydney, Aus
JOB: Student, studying Bachelor of Business
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis, Stone Roses, The smiths
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chip Sandwich (Light and Tangy or BBQ)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke, Stella or VB
FAVOURITE PLACE: The shitter
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Hey Dad!
FAVOURITE FILM: Shakespere in Love, Ali G, The mask of Zorro
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Shearer, robert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Drogba
OTHER TEAMS: Manly sea eagles
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League
ROLE MODEL(S): .
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree, drink less, be more motivated.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit SJP, have a reverse gangbang, umm thats about it. :(
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mofotwo1983 on Wednesday 11 April 2007, 01:19:31 AM
Love the catherine Zeta Jones pic. Its battastic. Btw I think u should plan to drink more in the future, make Noel Gallagar proud. :horse:

I finished with Rocco's dirty dreams 4 last nite. A most excellent film, 5 dicks up! This site provides much entertainment at work, thanks for introducing it to me  bluelaugh.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mofotwo1983 on Wednesday 11 April 2007, 02:28:36 AM
Oh, and yeh i better do this:

REAL NAME: Herco
AGE: 23
WHEREABOUTS: Sydney, Aus
JOB: Admin/flashgamer/forum posting
FAVOURITE BAND: Korn, Metallica, Pantera, Fear Factory, AFI, Slipknot
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: heineken
FAVOURITE PLACE: Pub
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Sopranos, Family guy, South Park & starting to get into Boton Legal a lil bit. Shatner slays me, (funny, horny old man)
FAVOURITE FILM: Zoolander, Borat
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Duff, Given
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Julies Ceaser
OTHER TEAMS: no way!
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Rocco Siffreidi
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Going to USA, Rooting around the world,
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Partay all the time, rim, root Nicole from the Pussycat dolls, get $10000000000000, beat Brad in pro evolution soccer again (I've only done that once)
 
 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: juniatmoko on Friday 13 April 2007, 05:15:57 AM
REAL NAME: Rahman Juniatmoko
AGE: 26 almost 27 now
WHEREABOUTS: Surabaya
JOB: Graphic Artist
FAVOURITE BAND: all those which nice to hear (boybands sux!)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tempe & Tahu
FAVOURITE DRINK: Fresh Fruit Drink with Ice
FAVOURITE PLACE: Toilet (for smoking tbh.)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): EMPAT MATA, FOOTBALL MATCH not much seeing TV unless that
FAVOURITE FILM: LOTR, STARWARS, PORN
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: CRONALDO, KAKA, DEL PIERO yes i am f****** racist towards handsome footballer... sorry girls :lol:
OTHER TEAMS: at present none.
OTHER SPORTS: lazy
ROLE MODEL(S): TUKUL ARWANA
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: becoming rich graphic artist
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Stop smoking, becoming nice guy, marry my girl, have a lot of money, Go to SJP of course! :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 21 April 2007, 02:54:38 PM
REAL NAME: Rahman Juniatmoko
AGE: 26 almost 27 now
WHEREABOUTS: Surabaya
JOB: Graphic Artist
FAVOURITE BAND: all those which nice to hear (boybands sux!)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tempe & Tahu
FAVOURITE DRINK: Fresh Fruit Drink with Ice
FAVOURITE PLACE: Toilet (for smoking tbh.) :lol:
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): EMPAT MATA, FOOTBALL MATCH not much seeing TV unless that
FAVOURITE FILM: LOTR, STARWARS, PORN :laugh:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: CRONALDO, KAKA, DEL PIERO yes i am f****** racist towards handsome footballer... sorry girls :lol:
OTHER TEAMS: at present none.
OTHER SPORTS: lazy :thup: :thup: :thup: :D
ROLE MODEL(S): TUKUL ARWANA
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: becoming rich graphic artist
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Stop smoking, becoming nice guy, marry my girl, have a lot of money, Go to SJP of course! :D

What a dude! :laugh: Welcome aboard!  :laugh2:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Saturday 21 April 2007, 06:41:57 PM
Nearly two years since I started this thread... Wow.

REAL NAME: Andrew.
AGE: 24.
BIRTHPLACE: Stanley
WHEREABOUTS: Stanley. HOME!
JOB: Shitty IT bollocks until I start Uni.
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse (still).
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Fosters.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hooooooooooooome.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Peep Show, Heroes, AD, Scrubs.
FAVOURITE FILM: 300
FAVOURITE SHARK: http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/man_eating_shark_costume.jpg
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Maldini, Van Basten
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gullit
OTHER TEAMS: Milan and Barcelona.
OTHER SPORTS: None, now.
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Write like f***.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: (1) Learn to write PROPER WELL, (2) write my own awesome TV show, (3) Win an Emmy, (4) get filthy rich, (5) buy an island, hire loads of scientists and make my own real-life LOST.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Decky on Monday 23 April 2007, 01:32:22 AM
REAL NAME:
AGE: 18, but 19 in 3 weeks
BIRTHPLACE: Newry, N.Ireland
WHEREABOUTS: Newry
JOB: Unemployed atm
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: U2
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spuds, roosted  :thup:
FAVOURITE DRINK: Carlsberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home i guess, outside home SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Prison Break, 24, Jericho
FAVOURITE FILM: Lord of the Rings
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws, never gave it much thought tbh  :lol:
HEROES: Shearer, Ricky Gervais
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dunno, not sure if i have one
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): People in my family, other than that it would be Ricky Gervais, Kiefer Sutherland
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Do TV and Radio Production in Sunderland, live in Newcastle though, someday write a script and see what happens.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write a script, Walk on the pitch at SJP, meet Shearer, See the world, Make peace with myself ie die with no regrets
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Syrette on Saturday 28 April 2007, 05:12:44 PM
Your 20 and you don't know how to drive ?

Erm, yeah. I was taking lessons right up until I had to go to university and since then it seems pointless continuing with lessons because I have no need or reason to drive around here, and I'd have nowhere to keep the car anyway.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Sunday 29 April 2007, 01:56:59 AM
REAL NAME: Apisith
AGE:17
BIRTHPLACE: Bangkok, Thailand.
WHEREABOUTS: Bangkok, Thailand. (Been here all me life)
JOB: High-school student.
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER: Oasis, Lostprophets, Coldplay, Linkin Park, James Blunt, John Mayer, Muse and Incubus.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza, Thai and Indian.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka shots  blueyes.gif
FAVOURITE PLACE: Boston, Massachusetts.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, West Wing, One Tree Hill, Arrested Development and Desperate Housewives.
FAVOURITE FILM: Green Mile, Armaggeddon, National Treasure and Lion King.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Andrei Shevchenko and David Ginola. Extras are Dennis Wise and Vinny Jones (for entertainment).
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Eric Cantona, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Michael Owen of Liverpool.
OTHER TEAMS: Parma and Real Madrid.
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball, American Football, Basketball and Volleyball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer, Dad (till I grew up), Grandfather and my school Principal.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish High-school with admirable grades, get into a good university (outside of Thailand), find a nice girlfriend and go watch Newcastle at St.James'.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Have kids, buy Newcastle United after becoming a multimillionaire via my own business, meet Alan Shearer and end racism (or try my very damn hardest).

Wow. Things have changed in just under 2 years.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: div-s- on Sunday 29 April 2007, 08:39:35 PM
REAL NAME: david
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: glasgow
WHEREABOUTS: glasgow
JOB: none but am lookin
FAVOURITE CLUB: newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: the fratellis
FAVOURITE FOOD: chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE: ma bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): family guy, shamless, extras
FAVOURITE FILM: scarface
FAVOURITE SHARK: great white
FOOTBALLING HEROES: gazza, shearer, barry ferguson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: neil lennon!!!
OTHER TEAMS: rangers
OTHER SPORTS: snooker
ROLE MODEL(S): no one
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: get a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: be rich, have kids, get married, learn to drive, live somewhere hot and sunny
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: optimistic nit on Sunday 29 April 2007, 08:50:00 PM
REAL NAME: Apisith
AGE:17
BIRTHPLACE: Bangkok, Thailand.
WHEREABOUTS: Bangkok, Thailand. (Been here all me life)
JOB: High-school student.
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER: Oasis, Lostprophets, Coldplay, Linkin Park, James Blunt, John Mayer, Muse and Incubus.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza, Thai and Indian.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka shots  blueyes.gif
FAVOURITE PLACE: Boston, Massachusetts.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, West Wing, One Tree Hill, Arrested Development and Desperate Housewives.
FAVOURITE FILM: Green Mile, Armaggeddon, National Treasure and Lion King.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Andrei Shevchenko and David Ginola. Extras are Dennis Wise and Vinny Jones (for entertainment).
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Eric Cantona, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Michael Owen of Liverpool.
OTHER TEAMS: Parma and Real Madrid.
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball, American Football, Basketball and Volleyball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer, Dad (till I grew up), Grandfather and my school Principal.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish High-school with admirable grades, get into a good university (outside of Thailand), find a nice girlfriend and go watch Newcastle at St.James'.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Have kids, buy Newcastle United after becoming a multimillionaire via my own business, meet Alan Shearer and end racism (or try my very damn hardest).

Wow. Things have changed in just under 2 years.


i hope your taste in music has improved in two years ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: optimistic nit on Sunday 29 April 2007, 08:53:04 PM
f*** me i put vinnie jones and dennis wise under footballing heroes?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Tuesday 1 May 2007, 11:46:51 AM
I did as well :blush:

Still true though :razz:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GG on Wednesday 23 May 2007, 10:29:47 PM
REAL NAME: Rishi
AGE: 14
BIRTHPLACE: Watford
WHEREABOUTS: Watford
JOB: Paperboy  ;D
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Watford
FAVOURITE BAND: The Libertines
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Kenya
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24, Lost, Heroes, Max and Paddy, T'Office, Peep Show, Phoenix Nights, Soccer AM and more.
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Le Tissier, King, Bangura ( :coolsmiley:), Foster, Blissett.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Drogba, C. Ronaldo, Roy Keane, Matt Taylor.
OTHER TEAMS: Hampshire (Cricket)
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Shane Warne, Le Tissier, Gandhi, Peter Kay.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Work to my ability
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

See Watford away in Europe.
Go to New Zealand
Punch a celebrity in the face
Get a good job
Feel completely content and happy without any other needs for at least a while

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Raconteur on Friday 25 May 2007, 09:44:44 AM

ROLE MODEL(S): Shane Warne

f*** me - not even us Aussies consider Shane Warne to be any sort of role model :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 25 May 2007, 12:33:11 PM

ROLE MODEL(S): Shane Warne

f*** me - not even us Aussies consider Shane Warne to be any sort of role model :lol:


ROLE MODEL(S): Gazza, Fred West, that blerk who stole Madeleine..
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ChezGiven on Sunday 27 May 2007, 03:08:15 AM

ROLE MODEL(S): Shane Warne

f*** me - not even us Aussies consider Shane Warne to be any sort of role model :lol:


ROLE MODEL(S): Gazza, Fred West, that blerk who stole Madeleine..

 ???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 27 May 2007, 10:37:29 AM
It was a pisstake of the unsuitable role model mentioned above.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 1 June 2007, 12:25:22 PM
REAL NAME: Matthew Ward Lishman
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Scarborough
WHEREABOUTS: Pickering, North Yorkshire
JOB: Kitchen Porter
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Electric Light Orchestra
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish and Chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Apple and Raspberry J20 (N-Alc), Strongbow (Alc)
FAVOURITE PLACE: My mate's tent
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Very tough... The Terminator.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
HEROES: Alan Shearer, Arnold Schwarzenegger
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Arjen Robben, Jermaine Jenas
OTHER TEAMS: Derby County, Yeovil Town
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey is the only sport i can play with any real ability
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: I want to be a sports reporter
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Reach first base, reach second base, reach third base, reach fourth base, find a fifth base
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 1 June 2007, 12:30:37 PM
Might be coming over your neck of the woods before long. The A169 from Pickering to Whitby is meant to be a cracking driving road. :razz:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Sunday 3 June 2007, 12:09:16 AM
It's a bit up and down and your ears pop several times, but the scenery is gorgeous.

Whatya doin?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Happy Face on Sunday 3 June 2007, 07:44:58 PM
REAL NAME: Chris/Chrissy/Christopher/Grifter/Topgrifter/Overtgrifter/Kissifur
AGE:27 (for another fortnight)
BIRTHPLACE:South Shields hospital maternity unit
WHEREABOUTS:NE33 2RS
JOB:System Analyst
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Led Zepellin
FAVOURITE FOOD:chicken breast, brocolli, smash and bisto.
FAVOURITE DRINK:Cwarfee
FAVOURITE PLACE:Leazes stand, row L7 seat T482
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Sopranos/Seinfeld
FAVOURITE FILM:The Big Lebowski, Amelie or Magnolia
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Megamouth Shark http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megamouth_shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Mick Quinn
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Alex Ferguson
OTHER TEAMS:no
OTHER SPORTS:Golf and Snooker
ROLE MODEL(S):Lanky Stu
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a chinese in
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: The dishes, the tiling in the bathroom, the painting in the bedroom, fit a bannister, carpet the place.

Nice to meet you all.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Sunday 3 June 2007, 09:43:06 PM
Lanky Stu?? :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Happy Face on Monday 4 June 2007, 12:15:41 AM
Lanky Stu?? :lol:

 blueyes.gif

My older, wiser, lankier brother.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Monday 4 June 2007, 06:40:16 PM
Lanky Stu?? :lol:

 blueyes.gif

My older, wiser, lankier brother.

Ah, right. Immediately thought of Oggy from the office tbh.  :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lowndsy on Sunday 10 June 2007, 01:46:24 AM
i posted in this thred in oct 05 but didnt actually fill this in lmao.. well here we go.

REAL NAME: Chris lownds
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bishop auckland
WHEREABOUTS: Spennymoor
JOB: part time work at local store.. going to become a plasterer soon though
FAVOURITE BAND: a few,, but the music i listen to aint "bands" as such
FAVOURITE FOOD: pizza or chicken tikka
FAVOURITE DRINK: pepsi max ..alcho = bud
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama,Fawlty Towers, 2 pints,  and so on
FAVOURITE FILM: shawshank redemption, mallrats and so on
FAVOURITE SHARK: ??
FOOTBALLING HEROES:  Robert Lee and  Pedro
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Jenas
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool
OTHER SPORTS: erm tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Don't really have one
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: God only knows
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, celebrate NUFC winning the league, get a seeaon ticket for rest of my life, earn enough to be happy and making my family happy at same time, visit all the countries i want to (aussie america (caribean .. ) and so on...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mozy on Friday 15 June 2007, 07:42:34 PM
REAL NAME: Joe Moralee
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Stevenage
WHEREABOUTS: Hitchin
JOB: student
FAVOURITE BAND: tough one ermmm Fratellis
FAVOURITE FOOD: chicken and pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: fanta fruit twist/magners
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friday Night Project, Family Guy, 2 Pints, Peep Show, Shameless, Skins
FAVOURITE FILM: Borat, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Football Factory, Mean Machine
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Gennaro Gattuso
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Hichin Town, MK Dons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): ?
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No Idea
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: ??
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 16 June 2007, 03:24:17 AM
REAL NAME: Joe Moralee
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Stevenage
WHEREABOUTS: Hitchin
JOB: student
FAVOURITE BAND: tough one ermmm Fratellis
FAVOURITE FOOD: chicken and pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: fanta fruit twist/magners
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friday Night Project, Family Guy, 2 Pints, Peep Show, Shameless, Skins
FAVOURITE FILM: Borat, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Football Factory, Mean Machine
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Gennaro Gattuso
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Hichin Town, MK Dons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): ?
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No Idea
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: ??

Another Hitchin lad, scary!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mozy on Saturday 16 June 2007, 10:15:49 AM
REAL NAME: Joe Moralee
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Stevenage
WHEREABOUTS: Hitchin
JOB: student
FAVOURITE BAND: tough one ermmm Fratellis
FAVOURITE FOOD: chicken and pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: fanta fruit twist/magners
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friday Night Project, Family Guy, 2 Pints, Peep Show, Shameless, Skins
FAVOURITE FILM: Borat, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Football Factory, Mean Machine
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Gennaro Gattuso
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Hichin Town, MK Dons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): ?
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No Idea
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: ??

Another Hitchin lad, scary!!

who would be the other hitchin lads?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 16 June 2007, 10:19:51 AM
Me and another lad on here but I don't think he posts anymore.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mozy on Saturday 16 June 2007, 10:21:29 AM
hitchin, what a place it is lol. i've only ever seen one person wearing a newcastle shirt besides myself
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 16 June 2007, 10:26:51 AM
hitchin, what a place it is lol. i've only ever seen one person wearing a newcastle shirt besides myself

Probably me :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Saturday 16 June 2007, 12:28:40 PM
ElDiablo is the other person from near you Jon IIRC.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 16 June 2007, 02:21:23 PM
ElDiablo is the other person from near you Jon IIRC.

Shearerselbow was also a Hitchin lad.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Invicta_Toon on Saturday 16 June 2007, 02:27:46 PM
was?

you killed him too?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 16 June 2007, 02:39:41 PM
was?

you killed him too?

Well if people will disagree with my opinion.....
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: CupOfT on Sunday 8 July 2007, 04:56:23 PM
Hi. I'm T. My friends call me Cup of.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Threelegs on Monday 9 July 2007, 11:12:21 AM
Hi. I'm T. My friends call me Cup of.

Your Username is funny.


My friends call me c***.  :-[
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ross magoo on Tuesday 10 July 2007, 03:41:12 PM
REAL NAME: Ross McGowan
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Dundee
WHEREABOUTS: Dundee
JOB: Laboratory Technician
FAVOURITE CLUB: Dundee United
FAVOURITE BAND: right now - Biffy Clyro, all time - Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Bulmers
FAVOURITE PLACE: The top of Schiehallion
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24
FAVOURITE FILM: Reservoir Dogs
FAVOURITE SHARK: I don't know anybody who's a shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jim McLean, David Narey
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Mick McCarthy
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle, Lazio, Lochee Utd
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket & Golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Skipper of my Saturday team
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: None
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: eat more, drink more, sleep more, earn more, work less
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 13 July 2007, 12:40:08 AM
Might be coming over your neck of the woods before long. The A169 from Pickering to Whitby is meant to be a cracking driving road. :razz:

You been yet?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 13 July 2007, 01:10:37 AM
Might be coming over your neck of the woods before long. The A169 from Pickering to Whitby is meant to be a cracking driving road. :razz:

You been yet?

No, hadn't had the chance to get out driving with my mate as yet.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: matta on Friday 13 July 2007, 01:48:48 AM
REAL NAME:Martin
AGE:22
BIRTHPLACE:Hamar, Norway
WHEREABOUTS:Hamar
JOB: unemployed
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)Nufc and Ham-Kam
FAVOURITE BAND: Clash, shane macgowan, dia psalma
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagna
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: anything relaxing
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Prison Break s1.
FAVOURITE FILM: Die Hard, The Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: qualus acanthias(Pigghå in norwegian)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Ferdinand, Vegard Skogheim, Ståle Solbakken
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Zidane(he did headbutt in WC final)
OTHER TEAMS: Ham Kam
OTHER SPORTS: Winter Sports
ROLE MODEL(S): Joe Strummer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my bad hospital situation to end this year.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to st james'. travel abit more, get a job, and have one more( or a few atleast) beer and a pizza.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: La Parka on Sunday 15 July 2007, 12:02:10 AM
REAL NAME:Chris
AGE:20
BIRTHPLACE:Cuckfield
WHEREABOUTS:Leeds
JOB: Student Nurse
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Nightwish
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sambucca
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: House of Flying Daggers
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: Worksop Town FC
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby (Leeds Rhinos)
ROLE MODEL(S): No one.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass this course
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Job, House, marriage, Kids, Football Coach :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: newcastle_petz on Sunday 15 July 2007, 06:28:14 PM
huh, look's like I'm one of the youngest here ?! (:

REAL NAME: Petra
AGE: 15 x)
BIRTHPLACE: Austria --> Salzburg
WHEREABOUTS: Austria --> Salzburg
JOB: student
FAVOURITE CLUB: NEWCASTLE <33
FAVOURITE BAND: 'Die Ärzte'
FAVOURITE FOOD: ?
FAVOURITE DRINK: Red Bull
FAVOURITE PLACE: ice-hockey stadion
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Grey's Anatomy <3
FAVOURITE FILM: Spider-Man
FAVOURITE SHARK: - what means "shark"? ^^
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Emre <3333 .
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: /
OTHER TEAMS: Red Bull Salzburg
OTHER SPORTS: Ice-Hockey, Karate
ROLE MODEL(S): Emre (:
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: .. nothing special at the moment^^
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: play ice-hockey on my own, see a Newcastle-Match in SJP, ..
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cfhpantera27 on Tuesday 17 July 2007, 12:24:28 AM
REAL NAME: Neal
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: N. Ireland
WHEREABOUTS: yeah still there
JOB: Sick of workin s*** jobs so headin to Uni this Sept to do Graphic Design
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Pantera
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jake Daniels and Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: ???
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auqa Teen Hunger Force, 24
FAVOURITE FILM: Scarface
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky (from Sharky and George) lol
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Best, Healy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Diouf, loads more..
OTHER TEAMS: N. Ireland
OTHER SPORTS: Drinking and smoking
ROLE MODEL(S): ???
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy life
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: good career, House, Wife, See a good bit of the world, See NUFC win something!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: paddy on Tuesday 17 July 2007, 02:01:30 PM
REAL NAME: shaun
AGE: 31
BIRTHPLACE: hexham
WHEREABOUTS: blackburn
JOB: dj / sales development
FAVOURITE CLUB: NEWCASTLE
FAVOURITE BAND: hhmmm
FAVOURITE FOOD: Any
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): ?
FAVOURITE FILM: star wars 1.2.3
FAVOURITE SHARK: - who gives a .......  :coolsmiley:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Al
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Real Madrid
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket-
ROLE MODEL(S):  :crazy2:
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: .. to live
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:    :celb:  mackems.gif   O0
 
 
 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Heron on Wednesday 1 August 2007, 01:48:04 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle Upon Tyne
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Student (Tax Didger), But looking for a part-time job.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: I currently like Milburn
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag' Bol'
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brown Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Don't watch much TV.
FAVOURITE FILM: Saving Private Ryan, Goal, Purely Belter
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Jackie Milburn, Peter Beardsley, Tino
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Vinnie Jones, Roy Keane, Bellamy (w*****)
OTHER TEAMS: England, Scotland, Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Don't have any other than football really.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Possibly Uni' and not sure after that...
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the toon lift a cup, get a good job, nice wife, have kids, and help the Toon Ultras and Newcastle Online BRING BACK THE NOISE!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:31:00 PM
REAL NAME:   Stu
AGE:   31
BIRTHPLACE:   South Shields
WHEREABOOTS: Ditto
JOB:   Hydraulic service
FAVOURITE CLUB:   Mint flavour (miles better than Penguins) - Toon
FAVOURITE BAND:   Not mucf music buff, used to like James Iroquai
FAVOURITE FOOD:   Linguini
FAVOURITE DRINK:   Guiness
FAVOURITE PLACE:   At home with son
FAVOURITE TV SHOW:   I'm Alan Partridge
FAVOURITE FILM:   Life of Brian - must have seen it 98 times!!   Bwian eh?
FAVOURITE SHARK:   Any of the Pathetic Sharks
FAVOURITE HERO ES:  Ron Atkinson (honesty is his game Marcel) Stu aint racist, but Rons' slur was funny though!!
FAVOURITE VILLAINS:   Dick Dastardly, The Hooded Claw
OTHER TEAMS:   none
OTHER SPORTS:   Bit of golf??
ROLE MODEL(s)   Supernanny and Mr Bronson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:   Give my baby a decent future
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:   Hangglide, Pothole, get alcohol poisoning, be on telly a bit, win more than 20 quid on a scratchcard
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Happy Face on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:40:23 PM
used to like James Iroquai


Bridge over Jamiraquai
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Fugazi on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:45:10 PM
used to like James Iroquai


Bridge over Jamiraquai

Jeremy Kwee

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ezbJkZouXX4
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:45:44 PM
Excuse me, it's JamirOquai!

You really should get your spelling for ridiculously and or stupidly named bands up to scratch!! :cheesy:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Happy Face on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:47:51 PM
used to like James Iroquai


Bridge over Jamiraquai

Jeremy Kwee

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ezbJkZouXX4

 :lol:

Best Jazz club ever
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:50:27 PM
here here mr happy - NICE!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 3 August 2007, 10:54:18 PM
here here mr happy - NICE!

Nearly as good was the lightening seeds send up, very funny
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MoscowMag on Saturday 4 August 2007, 01:27:14 PM
REAL NAME:   Igor
AGE:   22
BIRTHPLACE:   Moscow
WHEREABOOTS: ??
JOB:  football, low russia leagues
FAVOURITE CLUB:   newcastle!
FAVOURITE BAND:   The police!
FAVOURITE FOOD:   Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:   Vodka!
FAVOURITE PLACE:   Moscow!!!
FAVOURITE SHARK:   Great white!
FAVOURITE HERO ES:  Daniel Carvalho
OTHER TEAMS:  CSKA Moscow of course
OTHER SPORTS:   Swimming
ROLE MODEL(s)   Bobby Robson
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 4 August 2007, 02:06:23 PM
Igor, Vodka! No stereotype from this genius :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Magpiecn on Saturday 4 August 2007, 02:23:43 PM
REAL NAME:Du Zijun
AGE:19
BIRTHPLACE:Guangzhou,China
WHEREABOUTS:Manchester
JOB:Student(microbiology)
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:No
FAVOURITE FOOD:Sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK:Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE:MY BED
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Prison Break , CSI
FAVOURITE FILM:Harry Potter
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:C Ronaldo ,Drogba
OTHER TEAMS:Bayern Munchen
OTHER SPORTS:Swimming , table tennis
ROLE MODEL(S):no
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:get the degree,
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
   1 spend more time with parents
   2 go to Sahara
   3 have a nice family
   
   
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan_Smith_17 on Monday 6 August 2007, 01:10:11 PM
hi, i'm new...i'm italian and i'm a great fan of Alan Smith!!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ashley17 on Monday 6 August 2007, 01:11:58 PM
I'm not even going to ask
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Alan_Smith_17 on Monday 6 August 2007, 01:24:06 PM
REAL NAME:Giorgio
AGE:21
BIRTHPLACE:Palermo,Italy
WHEREABOUTS:Milazzo,Italy
JOB:Student (motor and sporting sciences)
FAVOURITE CLUB: F.C. Internazionale
FAVOURITE BAND: Foo Fighters, The Cure
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coca Cola
FAVOURITE PLACE: My Room
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The O.C., Smallville
FAVOURITE FILM: Armageddon
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Smith, Ibrahimovic
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Del Piero, Nedved
OTHER TEAMS: Palermo, and now Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Volley
ROLE MODEL(S):no
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: to teach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
   1 meet Smith
   2 inter to win Champions League
   3 have a nice family
   4 buy a Dodge Viper
   5 go on the moon  ;D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 6 August 2007, 06:32:51 PM
What, like take a s***?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: fuhg on Thursday 9 August 2007, 12:11:26 PM
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: The Band, John Coltrane, Ulrich Schnauss, Eric B. & Rakim, Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Shostakovich
FAVOURITE FOOD: Paella
FAVOURITE DRINK: Bitter & Twisted, Havana 3 y.o. Rum
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona or Granada
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire, Arrested Development, Cosmos: A Personal Voyage
FAVOURITE FILM: The works of Terrence Malick, Krzysztof Kieslowski & F.W. Murnau; F for Fake, Barton Fink, The Third Man, Elevator to the Gallows
FAVOURITE SHARK: N/A
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Hughie Gallacher
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: N/A
OTHER TEAMS: N/A
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket and cycling
ROLE MODEL(S): Albert Camus
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and write
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Visit Abu Simbel
2. Move to Barcelona
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Parky on Thursday 9 August 2007, 12:13:53 PM
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: The Band, John Coltrane, Ulrich Schnauss, Eric B. & Rakim, Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Shostakovich
FAVOURITE FOOD: Paella
FAVOURITE DRINK: Bitter & Twisted, Havana 3 y.o. Rum
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona or Granada
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire, Arrested Development, Cosmos: A Personal Voyage
FAVOURITE FILM: The works of Terrence Malick, Krzysztof Kieslowski & F.W. Murnau; F for Fake, Barton Fink, The Third Man, Elevator to the Gallows
FAVOURITE SHARK: N/A
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Hughie Gallacher
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: N/A
OTHER TEAMS: N/A
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket and cycling
ROLE MODEL(S): Albert Camus
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and write
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Visit Abu Simbel
2. Move to Barcelona


Excellent taste in films. :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GG on Thursday 9 August 2007, 10:56:11 PM

ROLE MODEL(S): Shane Warne

f*** me - not even us Aussies consider Shane Warne to be any sort of role model :lol:


He is a role model on the pitch. Not off it. I am a leg-spinner, I try to follow his example.

And I like texting.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cfcmagpies on Sunday 12 August 2007, 07:28:32 AM
REAL NAME: Michael
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Melbourne, Australia
WHEREABOUTS: Brisbane, Australia
JOB: Postgrad student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Pearl Jam, Powderfinger
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Victoria Bitter, XXXX Bitter, Whisky Dry
FAVOURITE PLACE: Tasmania (not travelled much)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, Black Books, Monty Python
FAVOURITE FILM: Dogma
FAVOURITE SHARK: Flake
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Gavin Brown
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Jim O'Dea
OTHER TEAMS: Collingwood Football Club (AFL)
OTHER SPORTS: Australian Football
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel, own a second hand bookstore
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nipple-on Terry on Monday 13 August 2007, 02:42:20 PM
REAL NAME: Terrence Nippleon
JOB: Blow
FAVOURITE CLUB: Captain Caveman's
FAVOURITE BAND: Rubber
FAVOURITE FILM: Cling
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
OTHER SPORTS: Water
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Triple jump, write a letter to a dead person, grate 225g of cheddar cheese, shave my arms and become the love child of Spike Milligan and Carol Decker from T'Pau (in that order).
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jimmy1982 on Wednesday 29 August 2007, 11:46:26 AM
REAL NAME: Jimmy
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Bob Dylan. i know not a band but whorraye ganna dee
FAVOURITE FOOD: pinacalty (not sure about spelling there)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Britvic 55 - heaven in a can, but a bit pricey
FAVOURITE PLACE: Tynemouth
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Due South, old Gazetta Football Italia, Champions League Weekly used to be mint as well
FAVOURITE FILM: Forest Gump
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: KK, Pedro, Rob Lee, Baggio, Rui Costa
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Marco Gabbiadini!
OTHER TEAMS: Percy Main AFC
OTHER SPORTS: kabaddi
ROLE MODEL(S): the vikings - pure radjees, the lot of them
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: dunno, just gonna see what happens
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: just want to finish this stinking phd that i'm doing before thinking about anything else

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Darren_RFC on Friday 7 September 2007, 10:30:33 PM
REAL NAME: Darren
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Inverness
WHEREABOUTS:Scotland
JOB: School
FAVOURITE CLUB: Glasgow Rangers
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Irn-Bru
FAVOURITE PLACE: Scotland
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Father Ted
FAVOURITE FILM: Saw
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Barry Ferguson, Jorg Albertz, Zinedine Zidane and Alan Hutton
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Neil Lennon and Gordon Strachan
OTHER TEAMS: Real Madrid
OTHER SPORTS: Mountain Biking
ROLE MODEL(S): My Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Join the Army - The Highlanders
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Buy a Car, Buy a House, Get Married, Have Kids, Visit America.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cubaricho on Sunday 7 October 2007, 01:30:52 AM
REAL NAME: Grant
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: West Palm Beach, FL
WHEREABOUTS: Orlando, FL
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Karate
FAVOURITE FOOD: Cheeseburgers!
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle, Bud Select
FAVOURITE PLACE: On the pitch
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Curb Your Enthusiasm
FAVOURITE FILM: The Big Lebowski
FAVOURITE SHARK: Shark? Reef shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:
OTHER TEAMS: Papi Chulos United (my team)
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball
ROLE MODEL(S): Nick Hornby, Dave Eggers
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Write, Write, and Travel
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the world, including a game at SJP.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: jimmy1982 on Wednesday 10 October 2007, 12:47:04 PM
REAL NAME: Grant
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: West Palm Beach, FL
WHEREABOUTS: Orlando, FL
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Karate
FAVOURITE FOOD: Cheeseburgers!
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle, Bud Select
FAVOURITE PLACE: On the pitch
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Curb Your Enthusiasm
FAVOURITE FILM: The Big Lebowski
FAVOURITE SHARK: Shark? Reef shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:
OTHER TEAMS: Papi Chulos United (my team)
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball
ROLE MODEL(S): Nick Hornby, Dave Eggers
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Write, Write, and Travel
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the world, including a game at SJP.

 :thup: done a couple of class books
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: eddie196721 on Monday 24 December 2007, 12:59:41 PM
REAL NAME: Eddie
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Glasgow
WHEREABOUTS: Glasgow
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Celtic
FAVOURITE BAND: Any band that might be backing Bob Dylan  O0
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza in Milan was not bad  :coolsmiley:
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guinness
FAVOURITE PLACE: A good away ground, with a bit of atmosphere.  Celtic Park on a Champions League night
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Prison Break, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM:The Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Erm... Basking?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Henrik Larsson, Matt Le Tissier, Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Nacho Novo, Liam Miller
OTHER TEAMS: St Pauli
OTHER SPORTS:NFL, MLB
ROLE MODEL(S):Che Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:See the world, see the toon lift a trophy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See Newcastle Lift A Trophy  :celb:, See Celtic Play Outwith The SPL; Visit Hamburg; Educate as many people as possible about the filth that is the BNP; Finish all the Pizza at a Pizza Hut Buffet
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: olliemort on Monday 31 December 2007, 12:28:37 AM
OK. So we had one of these on the old board AGES ago, and since GC is short on stickies at present, I think we should also have one on here (but slightly different, I might add). Basic premise of this obviously stolen from toontastic dot net™, just so they don’t sue me or whatever.

Basically you (YOU) have to answer the questions poised by myself, to the best of your ability and/or knowledge. Easy as that. You can also write a bit more about yourself afterwards, if you really want to.

Right then amigos, the questions are as follows:

REAL NAME:Oliver Mortimer
AGE:24
BIRTHPLACE:Galway,Ireland
WHEREABOUTS:Galway
JOB:Sports Advisor
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:too many to mention
FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: pint bottle of Bulmers
FAVOURITE PLACE:Newcastle of course
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Heroes,O.c,Friends,Father ted
FAVOURITE FILM:Menace 2 society,Knocked up,
FAVOURITE SHARK:The big motherfuckers!Dont know what there called!
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Shearer,Given,Albert,Asprilla,Keegan,Larsson,Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Barry Ferguson
OTHER TEAMS:Celtic,real madrid
OTHER SPORTS:Gaelic football
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dont have a clue!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1 See newcastle win something!
2 Move to Newcastle for a season and buy a season ticket!
3 Travel the world
4 Hit Barry Ferguson a slap!
5 Give Carmen Electra a titty w***!!!! :smitten:
GO GO GO

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 31 December 2007, 12:51:40 AM
How does a male give a female a titty w***? ???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Caz on Friday 18 January 2008, 11:30:21 AM
REAL NAME: Caroline
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields
WHEREABOUTS: South Shields
JOB: Student (Football Coach)
FAVOURITE BAND: Bon Jovi
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Chow Mein
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere hot
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Sex and the City, Friends, Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Million Dollar Baby
FAVOURITE SHARK: great white
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Dennis Bergkamp, David Beckham, Laurent Robert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: England
OTHER SPORTS: to play, squash, tennis, badminton and running. to watch rugby, tennis and athletics
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate Uni, get a job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit Australia/NZ, get married, have kids, nice house and car.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Consortium of one on Monday 21 January 2008, 05:54:53 PM
REAL NAME: Dave
AGE: 46
BIRTHPLACE: Connecticut, USA
WHEREABOUTS: Connecticut, USA
JOB: Operations Manager
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle), Rochdale
FAVOURITE BAND: The Who, The Doors, just about all classic rock
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: iced tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: anywhere near a large body of water
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Star Trek fan
FAVOURITE FILM: Lord of the Rings trilogy
FAVOURITE SHARK: I'm partial to mako sharks.  Good eatin'
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pele
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Man U
OTHER TEAMS: Mets, Jets, UConn Huskies
OTHER SPORTS: karate
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: survive and see my daughter grow up
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: trace my ancestors back as far as possible.  Extended visit to the UK, especially Scotland.  See a Newcatle game live.  Get my black belt.  Live to a ripe old age.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Rupert Cheeseman on Friday 25 January 2008, 12:56:02 PM
REAL NAME: Gareth Cheeseman
AGE:29
BIRTHPLACE:Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS:Round the corner from SJP
JOB:Agent
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The london Symphony Orchestra
FAVOURITE FOOD: Indian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Champagne
FAVOURITE PLACE: Vegas
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Heroes
FAVOURITE FILM: Hoxton Honey
FAVOURITE SHARK: Megladon
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Scholes
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keown
OTHER TEAMS: Jossies Giants
OTHER SPORTS: Naked Twister
ROLE MODEL(S): Dirk Diggler
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Keep posting

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ruane_rovers on Tuesday 29 January 2008, 11:47:24 PM
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Blackburn, UK
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds, UK
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Blackburn Rovers
FAVOURITE BAND: Yellowcard, Death Cab for Cutie, Paul Simon
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Rubicon or Coke Zero
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York or Stockholm
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): One Tree hill, 24, Nip/tuck
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK: erm....the great white... as long as it doesnt see me as food!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Colin Hendry, Henrik Larsson, Robbie Savage
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Burnley, Rangers, Man U, Bolton, Steve Bruce, Bryan Robson, David Gold
OTHER TEAMS: Celtic, Boston Celtics, Yankees, Leeds Rhinos, L.A. Kings
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, Rugby, Baseball, Basketball, Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To make it with my band and to become a successful music supervisor and for my friends and family to stay helathy.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: too many to break down to just 5!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 29 January 2008, 11:49:49 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Tuesday 29 January 2008, 11:56:49 PM
What flavour Rubicon?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Parsley on Thursday 31 January 2008, 05:20:54 PM
REAL NAME: Adam
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: St Albans, Hertfordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Berkhamsted, Hertfordshire
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse, Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Pendulum
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: Scotland
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Heroes, Skins, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Tino, Alan Shearer, Ronaldo
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Cesc Fabregas, Arsene Wenger
OTHER TEAMS: Watford I suppose, being local
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Don't really have any.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Do well in exams, go to Uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to see Newcastle at St James, see Newcastle win something, get married, have kids, be rich
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ruane_rovers on Tuesday 5 February 2008, 02:12:27 AM
What flavour Rubicon?

I would have to say the mango! nothing beats it after a night out boozing lol
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: AfroP on Wednesday 5 March 2008, 04:13:20 PM
REAL NAME: Paul
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: newcastle
JOB: IT Call monkey
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle united
FAVOURITE BAND: The Prodigy
FAVOURITE FOOD: pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: jack daniels, absinthe, beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: amsterdam
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): stargate, southpark
FAVOURITE FILM: star wars
FAVOURITE SHARK:  great white. all it does is eat shag and die. what a life
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Thierry henry, ronaldhino
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keene, alex fergy, christiano ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: new jersey devils
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball, Basketball
ROLE MODEL(S): hugh hefner,
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: get healthy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: have a mass orgy with fit dirty american birds
Skydive
write a book(comic, graphic novel, whatever)
makes loads of dosh
drive a lamborgini
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 5 March 2008, 04:18:56 PM
REAL NAME: Larry McFister
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE: Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: The Green
JOB: IT w*****
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Fck knows
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tapas at the moment
FAVOURITE DRINK: Got a sudden taste for Whisky at the moment
FAVOURITE PLACE: My house
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Heros
FAVOURITE FILM: Empire Strikes Back, 300
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Hammer Head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Tino, Nobby & Sir Les
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:
OTHER TEAMS: Toronto Maple Leafs
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): King Leonidas!!!!!!!!!!!
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: f*** knows, buy a bigger house, have some kids at some point.  Just going with the flow
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 3 some with two birds, drink a bottle of whisky on my tod, see NUFC win something, marry the good lady at some point. See more of the world.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 5 March 2008, 04:20:54 PM
Snogg Pat Butcher and Big Mo at least once before kicking the bucket!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: La Parka on Friday 7 March 2008, 09:08:55 PM
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Blackburn, UK
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds, UK
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Blackburn Rovers
FAVOURITE BAND: Yellowcard, Death Cab for Cutie, Paul Simon
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Rubicon or Coke Zero
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York or Stockholm
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): One Tree hill, 24, Nip/tuck
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK: erm....the great white... as long as it doesnt see me as food!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Colin Hendry, Henrik Larsson, Robbie Savage
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Burnley, Rangers, Man U, Bolton, Steve Bruce, Bryan Robson, David Gold
OTHER TEAMS: Celtic, Boston Celtics, Yankees, Leeds Rhinos, L.A. Kings
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, Rugby, Baseball, Basketball, Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To make it with my band and to become a successful music supervisor and for my friends and family to stay helathy.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: too many to break down to just 5!

Its my housemate!

Stupid rovers fan. :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Willow on Wednesday 12 March 2008, 02:17:27 AM


REAL NAME: Nick
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Near Newc' but currently studying in sunderland..
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Boards of Canada, Drexciya, Aphex Twin, The Cure, Ulrich Schnuass, Modeselektor, list goes on and on....
FAVOURITE FOOD: Italian or Indian, love both
FAVOURITE DRINK: any fruit juices, magners, mexican beers
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Don't watch tv - prolly MOTD tho I guess (though we're always last)
FAVOURITE FILM: Amelie, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, Tron, Edward Scissorhands, Batman, Leon
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Hammer Head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zidane, Asprilla
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C Ronaldo, Drogba, Gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: There is only one.
OTHER SPORTS: None.
ROLE MODEL(S): Bill Murray, Chris Cunningham, John Peel, James Stinson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Surprising people through music and video, just avoiding the rat race as best I can, being happy through creativity
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  See Newcastle lift the premier title, visit as many counties as possible, skydive, create a name for myself, turn heads...




Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cp40 on Thursday 20 March 2008, 01:01:40 PM
hi im new to forum so i guess this thread is for me

real name    lee
age   39 ... only for another month
bithplace..... wallsend
whereabouts......billymill
job...upvc maintenance
club....toon
band...oasis, maybe... definately.
food... chinks
drink.....guiness
place.....ullswater
tv show.....lost, and any police chasing chavs on camera..
film......starwars
shark.....jaws
footballer..... kk. promoted us twice
viilains,..... trelford mills, uriah heap, roy kean
others....topless ladies, asuming there is one somwhere
other sports....any with naked women
role models...kk
future...silverware at the toon
5 things before u die.....clean inside me car,learn to iron,stop picking my nose, live without fear+ be happy
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Colo's Short and Curlies on Sunday 30 March 2008, 12:47:44 AM
REAL NAME: Arkadiusz Glod
AGE: Turning 20 in two months
BIRTHPLACE: Poznan, Poland
WHEREABOUTS: Living in Kópavogur Iceland
JOB: Student, work nighshifts at a gas station during the holidays
FAVOURITE BAND: Iron Maiden
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diet Coke
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dexter, Law and Order, Berserk, Slam Dunk, Initial D
FAVOURITE FILM: The Tenant (the Polanski one) and Memento
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Roberto Baggio
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage, Eboue, Gearrad and pretty much the whole Chelsea team
OTHER SPORTS: Handball
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Still thinking about what to study after collage

Foreigners really do have better names than us Brits!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MarkMag on Monday 31 March 2008, 10:16:43 PM
Hello, thought i'd give this a go:

REAL NAME: Mark
AGE: 38
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley bay
JOB: Science teacher
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The clash, The Jam, Levellers, Metallica.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese/ Italian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Rum/ whiskey
FAVOURITE PLACE: Lake Louise (Canada)/ Florida (go every year)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): All i watch is football and nature programmes.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Shawshank redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Bobby Robson, Bob Stokoe.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Peter Reid.
OTHER TEAMS: PSV Eindhoven
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, cycling.
ROLE MODEL(S): David Attenborough, Nelson Mandela, Muhammed Ali, Lance Armstrong, Bobby Robson (last 3 have had success in sport and been in far more important battles in life.)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Keep making a difference to kids education/ travel more/ live abroad for a bit (Canada or OZ)/ be less stressed/ retire by 55/ more photography.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write a book, see my kids get married and settle down, go to the Galapagos Islands, do Ironman triathlon, see toon win something.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Monday 31 March 2008, 11:09:20 PM


REAL NAME: Nick
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Near Newc' but currently studying in sunderland..
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Boards of Canada, Drexciya, Aphex Twin, The Cure, Ulrich Schnuass, Modeselektor, list goes on and on....
FAVOURITE FOOD: Italian or Indian, love both
FAVOURITE DRINK: any fruit juices, magners, mexican beers
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Don't watch tv - prolly MOTD tho I guess (though we're always last)
FAVOURITE FILM: Amelie, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, Tron, Edward Scissorhands, Batman, Leon
FAVOURITE SHARK:  Hammer Head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zidane, Asprilla
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C Ronaldo, Drogba, Gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: There is only one.
OTHER SPORTS: None.
ROLE MODEL(S): Bill Murray, Chris Cunningham, John Peel, James Stinson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Surprising people through music and video, just avoiding the rat race as best I can, being happy through creativity
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  See Newcastle lift the premier title, visit as many counties as possible, skydive, create a name for myself, turn heads...

Made any videos, mate? Do share.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: loufahlaw on Monday 21 April 2008, 08:44:19 PM
REAL NAME:                                                                       Louise
AGE:                                                                                  A lady never tells!
BIRTHPLACE:                                                                     Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS:                                                                Hospital!
JOB:                                                                                  Legal
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)                               
FAVOURITE BAND:                                                             Ooh, hard one - still in the 80's, so its got to be Prefab Sprout
FAVOURITE FOOD:                                                             A nice curry, or Thai
FAVOURITE DRINK:                                                            Can't drink like I use to, but a glass of champagne always hits the spot
FAVOURITE PLACE:                                                            New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):                                                   The Wire, Sopranos,The Shield, Prison Break, Corrie, Dexter
FAVOURITE FILM:                                                               Withnail & I, True Romance, It's a Wonderful Life, Raging Bull, The Big Easy, No Country For Old Men
FAVOURITE SHARK:                                                            Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES:                                                     Shearer, Sir Les, Beardsley, Milner, Butt
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:                                                    Roy Keane, Any mackem player,
OTHER TEAMS:                                                                   Only the Toon
OTHER SPORTS:                                                                 Boxing, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S):                                                                Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:                                                   A place in the sun
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:                                   
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 21 April 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Why are you in hosptial?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Tooj on Monday 21 April 2008, 08:56:14 PM
REAL NAME:                                                                       Louise
AGE:                                                                                  A lady never tells!
BIRTHPLACE:                                                                     Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS:                                                                Hospital!
JOB:                                                                                  Legal
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)                               
FAVOURITE BAND:                                                             Ooh, hard one - still in the 80's, so its got to be Prefab Sprout
FAVOURITE FOOD:                                                             A nice curry, or Thai
FAVOURITE DRINK:                                                            Can't drink like I use to, but a glass of champagne always hits the spot
FAVOURITE PLACE:                                                            New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):                                                   The Wire, Sopranos,The Shield, Prison Break, Corrie, Dexter
FAVOURITE FILM:                                                               Withnail & I, True Romance, It's a Wonderful Life, Raging Bull, The Big Easy, No Country For Old Men

FAVOURITE SHARK:                                                            Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES:                                                     Shearer, Sir Les, Beardsley, Milner, Butt
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:                                                    Roy Keane, Any mackem player,
OTHER TEAMS:                                                                   Only the Toon
OTHER SPORTS:                                                                 Boxing, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S):                                                                Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:                                                   A place in the sun
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:                                   


 :yikes:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Monday 21 April 2008, 11:34:43 PM
REAL NAME: Matt
AGE: N-N-N-Nineteen
BIRTHPLACE: Drybum Hospital, Durham
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Student/General dogsbody for Tesco
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Can't put one on a pedestal above all others.  I like Ska, Indie, Punk and Metal.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday dinner (beef, chicken or turkey)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Various real ale - especially Timothy Taylor's Landlord.  Jagermeister too.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Havana
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Heroes, Mock The Week, MOTD, Family Guy amongst other things
FAVOURITE FILM: Leon
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Ferdinand, Ginola, Beardsley and as much as I hate to say it, Cristiano Ronaldo.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane and any other player with a mackem connection.  Jermaine Jenas.
OTHER TEAMS: Durham Dynamo's (cricket)
OTHER SPORTS: Squash, Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate, travel the world, get a well-paid job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to Japan and Argentina.  Be debt-free with not a care in the world.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 30 April 2008, 07:00:17 PM
REAL NAME: Josh
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Rake Lane Hospital
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: Do Saturdays flexible shifts at Sainsburys and have 2 paper rounds
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse, Daft Punk
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza (chicken and sweetcorn)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Alcoholic, Blackthorn. Non alcoholic, Cherry Powerade.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Family Guy, Peep Show, The Apprentice, MOTD, Mock The Week, Balls of Steel
FAVOURITE FILM: Either The Lost Boys or Coach Carter
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: Blyth Spartans, The Gunner FC (my pub team!)
OTHER SPORTS: Football, Badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Alan Sugar, Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass all my exams, have a fulfilling career, marry a really fit and rich woman
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win something, get married, have a child, learn to moonwalk, travel to New Zealand
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: sparta on Monday 12 May 2008, 04:49:31 PM
REAL NAME: Jørgen Sørdahl or Jorgen Soerdahl (depending on wich country you are from)
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Fauske (Norway, use google maps :)
WHEREABOUTS: Bodø, Norway
JOB: Student, currency trader
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle, local team is Fauske Sprint
FAVOURITE BAND: Thomax
FAVOURITE FOOD: my mums home made meat and spaghetti
FAVOURITE DRINK: milkshake i recon, if not, ice cold beer on a warm summer day :)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Amfi Tauro, Canary Island, Spain
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, American dad, House, Dexter, Heroes
FAVOURITE FILM: The Shawshank Redemtion, Senseless
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger Shark (in Malaysia i had one swimming right under me, f*** me i was scared!!!)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Batistuta, Klinnsmann
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Bellamy that little *****
OTHER TEAMS: Fiorentina, Fauske sprint
OTHER SPORTS: Wrestling
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
have a child, preferly a son :)
have a incredible hot girlfriend (check!)
Have a treesome with two georgius Twins (im sick, i know it)
See newcastle do the treble (still feeling a bit sick)
be able to drink 18 tequilas in a row without beeing sick! (currently holding out on 14)

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Tuesday 13 May 2008, 05:53:05 PM
Hello


Just Registered so i thought I'd just pop in to say Hello.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 13 May 2008, 06:36:49 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Gorilla on Thursday 29 May 2008, 01:05:51 PM
REAL NAME: Neil
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth
JOB: Software Developer/Oracle DBA
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD: Ribeye Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE: Geneva
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Sky Sports News
FAVOURITE FILM: Withnail and I
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Van Basten and Sir Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Juve due to the colour
OTHER SPORTS: Formula 1, MMA
ROLE MODEL(S): No-one
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
Make a s*** load of money, buy NUFC and move it somewhere hot.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Have a fight with Adrian Chiles
Own a solid gold house
Drive an F1 car
Become prime-minister and run a dictatorship
Make the Americans learn how pointless American Football is

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ToonArmyFan on Monday 16 June 2008, 01:31:08 PM
Greetings! Friends!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: JonnyH on Wednesday 25 June 2008, 11:23:06 AM
REAL NAME: Jonathan
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Hartlepool
WHEREABOUTS: Brampton, Cumbria
JOB: Stuuuudent
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Joy Division, The Cure, The Smiths, The Cribs, Kasabian, The Enemy. I could go on but I won't
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cider mainly.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Edinburgh
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dexter, Chuck, The Sopranos, Heroes, Big Bang Theory, MOTD
FAVOURITE FILM: Heat, Dog Day Afternoon, V for Vendetta
FAVOURITE SHARK: James Woods
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Phillipe Albert, Van Basten, Puskas
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Mackems
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool
OTHER SPORTS: Wrestling
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Alan Sugar, Sir Winston Churchill, Jack Churchill
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a degree, a job then a family
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

Get a good job,
Get a wife,
Have a kid,
Own a VW Camper,
See Newcastle win something
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Robert 32 on Wednesday 25 June 2008, 10:16:57 PM
REAL NAME:                                                                      Rick L
AGE:                                                                                  21
BIRTHPLACE:                                                                     Jesmond
WHEREABOUTS:                                                                Hospital!
JOB:                                                                                  Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)                                Basle
FAVOURITE BAND:                                                             The Killers
FAVOURITE FOOD:                                                             Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:                                                            Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE:                                                            Gallowgate end
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):                                                   24 and lost
FAVOURITE FILM:                                                               Armageddon
FAVOURITE SHARK:                                                            Hammerheed
FOOTBALLING HEROES:                                                     Shearer, Sir Les, Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:                                                    Any mackem
OTHER TEAMS:                                                                   Only the Toon and Basle
OTHER SPORTS:                                                                Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S):                                                               KK and Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:                                                   Visit every league ground
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:                                   Visit every league ground, married, kids, see the toon win a cup and travel the world
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Friday 27 June 2008, 03:55:00 PM
REAL NAME:
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Work in Marketing
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: top 5 currently in no order - Billy Talent, A Wilhelm Scream, Maximo Park, Pendulum & Foo Fighters
FAVOURITE FOOD: Seafood Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Hoegaarden, Stella or Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: On a beach watching the world (and ladies) go by. Citywise - Florence or Barca.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Shameless & Newsnight.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Pianist & One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
FAVOURITE SHARK: No
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Marco Van Basten, David Batty, Genarro Gattuso
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ashley Cole & all the mercenaries like Chimbonda et al
OTHER TEAMS: Don't really have any, maybe AFC Bournemouth as i went to uni there.
OTHER SPORTS: to play Tennis, to watch Rugby Union
ROLE MODEL(S): Parents
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a steady job, continue to earn and burn, travel a lot more (go toS.America & Asia)
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel to most of the world, continue having a f***ing good time, learn to drive, goto football all over the world, have a kid(s) (maybe)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 5 July 2008, 07:57:26 AM
REAL NAME: Jeremy
AGE: Old
BIRTHPLACE: Warshinton, Dee Cee
WHEREABOUTS: Balmer, Merlin
JOB: Law guy
FAVOURITE CLUB (non-football): Washington Redskins, Baltimore Orioles, Washington Wizards, Washington Capitals
FAVOURITE BAND: Melvins, Queens of the Stone Age, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Harry Nilsson, The Sonics
FAVOURITE FOOD: Food
FAVOURITE DRINK: Drink
FAVOURITE PLACE: Baja peninsula, B.C., Mexico
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Intervention (can't wait until I'm on)
FAVOURITE FILM: Kodak
FAVOURITE SHARK: Nurse
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Art Monk
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Troy Aikman
OTHER TEAMS: No (see above for exceptions)
OTHER SPORTS: Yes, please
ROLE MODEL(S): Jimmy Carter
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: None. I live in the past, but I've traveled from the future.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: I'm pretty sure I won't.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stu on Sunday 13 July 2008, 04:23:11 PM
REAL NAME: stu
AGE: 22ish
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Jesmond
JOB: Longterm-Student, Occasional-Barman, Future-Investment Banker
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Brand New, Rise Against, Muse, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, The Killers, Interpol, John Mayer, QotSA, Placebo - to name but a few.
FAVOURITE FOOD: anything home-made
FAVOURITE DRINK: Whiskey - either on the rocks (single malt) or with coke (blended)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Osborne Road in the sun
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Never Mind the Buzzcocks
FAVOURITE FILM: various, but include the staples: The Godfather, Goodfellas, etc along with the likes of: Garden State, Brick, etc.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Paul Gascoigne, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Graeme Souness,
OTHER TEAMS: New England Patriots, any Newcastle/NE-based clubs for other sports (e.g. Falcons, Durham CCC, etc)
OTHER SPORTS: Only play footy and snowboard these days, but watch cricket, tennis, F1, rugby, NFL with varying degrees of regularity
ROLE MODEL(S): my Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate (..one day!), move to London for a 'career' in IB, move back to NE once financially secure/ready to have kids.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a career, make sure my parents are comfortably retired, run/own a football club, say sorry to someone who deserves it find the meaning of happiness, buy a chalet in the Alps.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Tuesday 15 July 2008, 08:24:36 PM
REAL NAME: stu

If your first name is Stu, does that mean that your surname...is...Peedo? :kasper:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 15 July 2008, 08:27:50 PM
REAL NAME: stu

If your first name is Stu, does that mean that your surname...is...Peedo? :kasper:

:lol:

Good point.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stu on Tuesday 22 July 2008, 06:02:58 PM
REAL NAME: stu

If your first name is Stu, does that mean that your surname...is...Peedo? :kasper:

:lol:

Good point.

That is exactly right, but please keep it to yourselves, I don't want the Jesmond Residents Group finding out, there's a couple of schools on my doorstep (or is it the other way around?)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: rogue pieman on Friday 25 July 2008, 01:09:12 PM
REAL NAME: Steve
AGE:30 n a bit
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: Gateshead
JOB: IT pleb
FAVOURITE BAND: Maximo Park, The Automatic, Snow Patrol
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry or cake
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: Not work
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): QI, MOTD
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank
FAVOURITE SHARK: Thresher
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Vinnie Jones
OTHER SPORTS: F1, Cycling
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy the weekend

Hello.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: timmy boy on Sunday 31 August 2008, 07:55:12 PM
REAL NAME: Tim
AGE:22 soon to be 23
BIRTHPLACE: Shotley Bridge
WHEREABOUTS: Surbiton
JOB: Qualified mechanic but going back to my studies in September
FAVOURITE BANDS: Strokes,Kasabian,Doors,Kinks,Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Thai
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coffee,Leo
FAVOURITE PLACE: Koh Tao
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost,Heroes,Dexter,Our Friends in the North,Faulty Towers,Never Mind The Buzzcocks,Have I Got News For You,Peep Show,Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILMS:Spaghetti Westerns,most Christian Bale,One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
FAVOURITE SHARK: White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer,Del Piero,Ryan Giggs
OTHER TEAMS:Darlo and Durham cricket team
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage,Kevin Ball
OTHER SPORTS:Cricket,Tennis,Snooker
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Live life to the full
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: oldtype on Monday 22 September 2008, 09:42:36 AM
Just realized I've never done this.

REAL NAME: Jumin
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Storrs, Connecticut, USA. Grew up in Seoul, South Korea
WHEREABOUTS: Boston, USA
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen, U2, Rolling Stones, L'Arc en Ciel
FAVOURITE FOOD: Grilled cow intestines (dog isn't the only interesting food we eat)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Good beer.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home (not my dorm room)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Heroes, The Office, 30 Rock, Conan O'Brien, SNL, Journeyman(RIP)
FAVOURITE FILM: Batman Begins-The Dark Knight, Letters from Iwo Jima, Transformers
FAVOURITE SHARK: shark's fin soup
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Solano, Guus Hididnk
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Ballack, Oliver Kahn, Sebastian Frey, Phillip Senderos, Marlon Harewood, Jermaine Jenas, Christiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: FC Seoul, UCONN Huskies
OTHER SPORTS: Some Basketball I guess
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Change the world, for better or worse.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Make sure my family is well supported
2. Live in Newcastle for a year and get a season ticket
3. Own a small football club
4. Build a high school in my name
5. Find peace in my relationship with God
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Colo's Short and Curlies on Thursday 2 October 2008, 09:53:33 PM
REAL NAME: Gavin
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: Llanelli (S Wales) via Fourstones and Liverpool
JOB: Auditor Financial Accountant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Fruit and Biscuit
FAVOURITE BAND: Cant stop goin back to Shed Seven at the mo
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stotties
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brahma Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE: No place like the Toon
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer Saturday
FAVOURITE FILM: Life of Brian
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pavel Srnicek, Shay Given
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone who scores past the Toon
OTHER TEAMS: Llanelli, Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Running (when its warm)
ROLE MODEL(S): Mr Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Live it to the max
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the Toon win a trophey, Have kids, Eat a very hot curry, Go to Australia, Move back to Newcastle

Quick update...

I ate a very hot Thai curry!

Did it on a night out with my immediate and ultimate boss. Had a hiccup attack which lasted 20 minutes (very loud and comedic hiccups they were too).

memo to all. Do NOT try and douse hiccups with lager and more curry. It. Doesn't. Work. :colo:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: La Parka on Monday 13 October 2008, 03:04:07 PM
REAL NAME:Chris
AGE:20
BIRTHPLACE:Cuckfield
WHEREABOUTS:Leeds
JOB: Student Nurse
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Nightwish Black Sabbath
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sambucca
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy QI
FAVOURITE FILM: House of Flying Daggers
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: Worksop Town FC
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby (Leeds Rhinos), Tampa Bay Bucs
ROLE MODEL(S): No one.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass this course Kick ass in my new job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Job, House, marriage, Kids, Football Coach :lol:

 :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Heneage on Sunday 2 November 2008, 04:01:25 PM
Name - Kristan
Age - 20
Birthplace - Newcastle
Whereabouts - Durham
Job - Student/Journalist
Favourite Club - Nufc
Favourite Band - Neil Young
Favourite Drink Pieroni or Coke
Food - Pizza
Place - Turin
TV show- QI
Film - Once upon a time in the west.
Heroes - Del Piero Solano Tomasson
Villains - Diouf, Richardson,
Other Sports- Play Basketball watch NFL (Minniesota Vikings)
Other Teams- Juventus
Role Models - Father
Plans for the Future- Be the best
5 things to do before die - Meet my footballing heroes, meet the wife, become a prize winning writer, score 1 league goal.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Sunday 2 November 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Name - Kristan
Age - 20
Birthplace - Newcastle
Whereabouts - Durham
Job - Student/Journalist
Favourite Club - Nufc
Favourite Band - Neil Young
Favourite Drink Pieroni or Coke
Food - Pizza
Place - Turin
TV show- QI
Film - Once upon a time in the west.
Heroes - Del Piero Solano Tomasson
Villains - Diouf, Richardson,
Other Sports- Play Basketball watch NFL (Minniesota Vikings)
Other Teams- Juventus
Role Models - Father
Plans for the Future- Be the best
5 things to do before die - Meet my footballing heroes, meet the wife, become a prize winning writer, score 1 league goal.

Join the f***ing army then.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Chrissy Bee on Sunday 2 November 2008, 10:41:30 PM
5 things to do before die - Meet my footballing heroes, meet the wife, become a prize winning writer, score 1 league goal.

 :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Wednesday 5 November 2008, 11:52:05 PM
Zomg.

REAL NAME: Matthew Lishman
AGE: 16 17
BIRTHPLACE: Scarborough
WHEREABOUTS: Pickering, North Yorkshire
JOB: Kitchen Porter Chef
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Electric Light Orchestra Foo Fighters
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish and Chips Chicken/Bacon/Mayo Baguettes
FAVOURITE DRINK: Apple and Raspberry J20 (N-Alc), Strongbow (Alc) Southen Comfort with Lemonade or some sorta shizz like that
FAVOURITE PLACE: My mate's tent Wtf? SJP tbh.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: Very tough... The Terminator.
HEROES: Alan Shearer, Arnold Schwarzenegger
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Arjen Robben, Jermaine Jenas
OTHER TEAMS: Derby County, Yeovil Town
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey is the only sport i can play with any real ability
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: I want to be a sports reporter
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Reach first base, reach second base, reach third base, reach fourth base, find a fifth base :smug: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 6 November 2008, 05:50:11 PM
REAL NAME: Josh
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Rake Lane Hospital
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: Do Saturdays flexible shifts at Sainsburys and have 2 paper rounds
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse, Daft Punk
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza (chicken and sweetcorn)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Alcoholic, Blackthorn. Non alcoholic, Cherry Powerade.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Family Guy, Peep Show, The Apprentice, MOTD, Mock The Week, Balls of Steel
FAVOURITE FILM: Either The Lost Boys or Coach Carter
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: Blyth Spartans, The Gunner FC (my pub team!)
OTHER SPORTS: Football, Badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Alan Sugar, Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass all my exams, have a fulfilling career, marry a really fit and rich woman
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win something, get married, have a child, learn to moonwalk, travel to New Zealand

 :snod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Umer on Wednesday 26 November 2008, 04:02:21 PM
I used to post here ages ago (way back to the nufc.nu days!) just been looking mostly since but gonna start posting a bit more again!

REAL NAME: Umer
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: London
WHEREABOUTS: Nottingham
JOB: Accountant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Snow Patrol, Fuel, Seether, Alter Bridge. (so mostly american rock)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mum's cooking of course!
FAVOURITE DRINK: Chocolate milk!
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, 24, Lost,
FAVOURITE FILM: Back to the Future
OTHER TEAMS: England
OTHER SPORTS: F1, Tennis, Wrestling(!)
ROLE MODEL(S): I just learn from my own mistakes
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

Get a wife
Own a house
Get a family
Travel the world
Watch newcastle win something!!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Andy on Tuesday 2 December 2008, 05:25:58 PM
Supernatural :smug:
Lost :smug:

Post more please.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Joephix on Saturday 6 December 2008, 04:21:03 AM
REAL NAME: Joseph
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: Jesmond
JOB: n/a
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Roast
FAVOURITE DRINK: Amaretto Cooler :hom:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Amsterdam
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Band of Brothers, Match of the Day, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News for You
FAVOURITE FILM: L.A. Confidential
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Alex Ferguson
OTHER TEAMS: England! (football)
OTHER SPORTS: Climbing
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, live abroad for at least a year, see NUFC win the league, have kids, Learn to play an instrument well
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dokko on Monday 15 December 2008, 06:39:55 PM
A tiny bit late.

REAL NAME: Steven
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: Barman/Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen, The Eagles, Oasis, Radiohead.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chill con Carne
FAVOURITE DRINK: John Smiths with a tiny bit of lemonade in the bottom  :razz:
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Phoenix Nights,
FAVOURITE FILM: Leon, The Dark Knight, Blues Brothers, Rocky Horror, The Commitments, LOTDs & Star Wars
FAVOURITE SHARK: Red Tail Black Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Tino, Shearer, Ferdinand, Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane & Ole Gunnar Mopheed
OTHER TEAMS: Fuk off, ones enough
OTHER SPORTS: Fuk off, ones enough (seriously several, but no major following)
ROLE MODEL(S): My dad.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy life, get fit, get a place of my own and mainly watch my amazing son grow up and enjoy his future while doing everything i can to make it better for him.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Learn to drive, get married, have more children, have my own home i'm proud of, see NUFC win something.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GG on Monday 15 December 2008, 10:19:53 PM
REAL NAME:Jonny
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: t***
FAVOURITE BAND:  Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Stone Roses, Wu-Tang Clan
FAVOURITE FOOD: s***
FAVOURITE DRINK: Urine
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Weeds
FAVOURITE FILM: Gay porn
FAVOURITE SHARK: high shark mon
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Titus Bramble
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: A
OTHER TEAMS: c*** fc
OTHER SPORTS: Being a t***, wearing adidas
ROLE MODEL(S): All the c***s in the world
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: get high
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: act like a t*** more, wear crazy moustaches, get high, w*** even more (if that's possible), act like a c*** more
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Monday 15 December 2008, 11:11:27 PM
Woooooooah, whats brought that on Grahams?


 :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: La Parka on Saturday 20 December 2008, 11:57:02 PM
REAL NAME:Jonny
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: t***
FAVOURITE BAND:  Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Stone Roses, Wu-Tang Clan
FAVOURITE FOOD: s***
FAVOURITE DRINK: Urine
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Weeds
FAVOURITE FILM: Gay porn
FAVOURITE SHARK: high shark mon
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Titus Bramble
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: A
OTHER TEAMS: c*** fc
OTHER SPORTS: Being a t***, wearing adidas
ROLE MODEL(S): All the c***s in the world
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: get high
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: act like a t*** more, wear crazy moustaches, get high, w*** even more (if that's possible), act like a c*** more

:lol: tickled me.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: The German on Sunday 21 December 2008, 01:20:10 AM
REAL NAME: Maximilian
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Braunfels (A little town near Frankfurt, Germany )
WHEREABOUTS: Steinhude (A little town near Hannover, Germany)
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: SC Steinhude, Hannover 96, Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Arctic Monkeys, Death Cab For Cutie, Maxïmo Park, The Kooks
FAVOURITE FOOD: Thüringer Rostbratwurst
FAVOURITE DRINK: Becks Ice
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Football!  :snod:
FAVOURITE FILM: My own videos tbh....  :rolleyes:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zinedine Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: TSV Hagenburg, Eintracht Braunschweig, Sunderland AFC, Celtic Glasgow
OTHER TEAMS: Rangers Football Club
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby (Love to watch it!)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  :smitten:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  :smitten:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 24 December 2008, 03:51:30 PM
REAL NAME: Jill
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Paralegal
FAVOURITE BAND: Currently it's an artist.. Josh Pyke
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water / Vodka / Cider & black
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed / sofa
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Home & Away, Casualty, Dexter, CSI, The US Office, The Closer
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that goes with vodka
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Spurs
OTHER TEAMS: Elgin City, Notts Forest
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: On the off chance that I die on the way to the pub... Finish my current drink, have a shower, get dressed, do my hair, set off for the bus stop.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Gash? on Wednesday 24 December 2008, 03:56:21 PM
REAL NAME: Jill
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Paralegal
FAVOURITE BAND: Currently it's an artist.. Josh Pyke
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water / Vodka / Cider & black
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed / sofa
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Home & Away, Casualty, Dexter, CSI, The US Office, The Closer
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that goes with vodka
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Spurs
OTHER TEAMS: Elgin City, Notts Forest
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: On the off chance that I die on the way to the pub... Finish my current drink, have a shower, get dressed, do my hair, set off for the bus stop.
We have so much in common  :smitten:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 24 December 2008, 03:58:37 PM
REAL NAME: Jill
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Paralegal
FAVOURITE BAND: Currently it's an artist.. Josh Pyke
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water / Vodka / Cider & black
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed / sofa
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Home & Away, Casualty, Dexter, CSI, The US Office, The Closer
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that goes with vodka
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Spurs
OTHER TEAMS: Elgin City, Notts Forest
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: On the off chance that I die on the way to the pub... Finish my current drink, have a shower, get dressed, do my hair, set off for the bus stop.
We have so much in common  :smitten:

:love: A kindred spirit.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Wednesday 24 December 2008, 06:52:42 PM
REAL NAME: Jill
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Paralegal
FAVOURITE BAND: Currently it's an artist.. Josh Pyke
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water / Vodka / Cider & black
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed / sofa
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Home & Away, Casualty, Dexter, CSI, The US Office, The Closer
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that goes with vodka
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Spurs
OTHER TEAMS: Elgin City, Notts Forest
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: On the off chance that I die on the way to the pub... Finish my current drink, have a shower, get dressed, do my hair, set off for the bus stop.
We have so much in common  :smitten:

You both have a minge?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Wednesday 24 December 2008, 09:08:14 PM
REAL NAME: Jill
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Heaton
JOB: Paralegal
FAVOURITE BAND: Currently it's an artist.. Josh Pyke
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water / Vodka / Cider & black
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed / sofa
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Home & Away, Casualty, Dexter, CSI, The US Office, The Closer
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that goes with vodka
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Spurs
OTHER TEAMS: Elgin City, Notts Forest
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: On the off chance that I die on the way to the pub... Finish my current drink, have a shower, get dressed, do my hair, set off for the bus stop.
We have so much in common  :smitten:

You both have a minge?


Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaa ha!   mackems.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: James on Wednesday 24 December 2008, 11:45:42 PM
Really late introduction:

REAL NAME: James
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Exeter
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Postgraduate student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD: Moussaka (Mum's recipe)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Bilbo: Single Tia Maria, Single Malibu, Single Vodka, topped up with Orange Juice and ice.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Grandad's farm
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost
FAVOURITE FILM: From Russia With Love
FAVOURITE BOOK: The Lord of the Rings
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharkey of Sharkey and George fame
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Robson, Keegan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Spurs, Alan Smith
OTHER TEAMS: Exeter City, Southampton, Leeds United
OTHER SPORTS: Cycling
ROLE MODEL(S): Grandad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my MSc, get a job, be happy.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1, 2, and 3 see above. 4. See the cycling at London 2012, 5. Newcastle win something major
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 26 December 2008, 12:04:30 AM

Just realised I've never posted in this thread, so think it's only fair.

REAL NAME: Neil
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle (uni), Darlington (home).
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Everton
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh. Erm. Muse, Reel Big Fish. I could name about 20.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spaghetti bolognese/Sunday roast.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brown Ale & Baileys. Not together though. Although, I haven't tried it...
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home in Darlo. (Newcastle is still great though!)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Anything that'll give me a laugh. HIGNFY, NMTB, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Liar Liar, Love Actually.  :rolleyes:
FAVOURITE BOOK: Steve Bennett's card book. Great read....
FAVOURITE SHARK: One that won't kill me.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Bit young for true iconic heroes perhaps. I'd however say Moyes  :snod:. And Robson for the sheer greatness of the man and my knowledge of the impact he's had.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Liverpool, Man Utd, Michael Brown, Mark Clattenberg. I could add to this infinitely.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle, Darlo.
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Pool (if it counts), Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S): Family generally.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy it in whatever way is possible.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Ermm, married, kid(s), bungee jump from a ludicrous height because I've always convinced myself I never had the balls for it, experience different cultures (through travel maybe), run the London Marathon.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 26 December 2008, 06:40:48 PM

Just realised I've never posted in this thread, so think it's only fair.

REAL NAME: Neil
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle (uni), Darlington (home).
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Everton
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh. Erm. Muse, Reel Big Fish. I could name about 20.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spaghetti bolognese/Sunday roast.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brown Ale & Baileys. Not together though. Although, I haven't tried it...
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home in Darlo. (Newcastle is still great though!)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Anything that'll give me a laugh. HIGNFY, NMTB, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Liar Liar, Love Actually.  :rolleyes:
FAVOURITE BOOK: Steve Bennett's card book. Great read....
FAVOURITE SHARK: One that won't kill me.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Bit young for true iconic heroes perhaps. I'd however say Moyes  :snod:. And Robson for the sheer greatness of the man and my knowledge of the impact he's had.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Liverpool, Man Utd, Michael Brown, Mark Clattenberg. I could add to this infinitely.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle, Darlo.
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Pool (if it counts), Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S): Family generally.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy it in whatever way is possible.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Ermm, married, kid(s), bungee jump from a ludicrous height because I've always convinced myself I never had the balls for it, experience different cultures (through travel maybe), run the London Marathon.


Sussed the username!

I thought you were called Len, in French!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Saturday 27 December 2008, 01:55:13 AM

Just realised I've never posted in this thread, so think it's only fair.

REAL NAME: Neil
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle (uni), Darlington (home).
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Everton
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh. Erm. Muse, Reel Big Fish. I could name about 20.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spaghetti bolognese/Sunday roast.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brown Ale & Baileys. Not together though. Although, I haven't tried it...
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home in Darlo. (Newcastle is still great though!)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Anything that'll give me a laugh. HIGNFY, NMTB, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Liar Liar, Love Actually.  :rolleyes:
FAVOURITE BOOK: Steve Bennett's card book. Great read....
FAVOURITE SHARK: One that won't kill me.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Bit young for true iconic heroes perhaps. I'd however say Moyes  :snod:. And Robson for the sheer greatness of the man and my knowledge of the impact he's had.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Liverpool, Man Utd, Michael Brown, Mark Clattenberg. I could add to this infinitely.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle, Darlo.
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Pool (if it counts), Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S): Family generally.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy it in whatever way is possible.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Ermm, married, kid(s), bungee jump from a ludicrous height because I've always convinced myself I never had the balls for it, experience different cultures (through travel maybe), run the London Marathon.


Sussed the username!

I thought you were called Len, in French!

I've been rumbled!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 27 December 2008, 05:38:16 AM
In realization I had posted here two and a half-ish year ago, I quickly decided to remove my embarrassing post before it fell into the eyes of more people.

Here's a new one though, just for s***s and giggles.

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Just about 20 kilometres below the artic circle in Norway.
WHEREABOUTS: Just about 20 kilometres below the artic circle Norway.
JOB: None, got the f***ing sack. Doing freelance work for my local paper, but can hardly call it a job.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Guess once, if you get it wrong you're either really dumb since you're on this site and can't find out which team I support or you're just a c***.
FAVOURITE BAND: Coldplay.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tacos.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke Zero
FAVOURITE PLACE: St. James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Sopranos, X-Files and Dexter.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Godfather, Scarface, Fight Club and American History X
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Steven "Divers ruin the game" Gerrard, Cristiano "I'm a f***ing c***" Ronaldo and pretty much everyone not a Newcastle player.
OTHER TEAMS: Detroit Red Wings
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): Myself, I'm great.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move to LA before I turn 22, try my luck there and probably fail epically.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try my luck in LA, watch Newcastle in Europe again, watch Newcastle win something big, get kids, be rich.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GAMMELL on Tuesday 30 December 2008, 12:21:46 PM
REAL NAME: Graeme
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Dublin, Ireland
WHEREABOUTS: Dublin, Ireland
JOB: P/T Binman
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, Oasis, Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, The Kinks, Thin Lizzy, Paul Weller
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak (medium rare) loada veg & me spuds
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guinness, Cider
FAVOURITE PLACE: The missus clunge, when it's a bald, lavender smellin' hatchet wound
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Gillette Soccer Saturday, The Darts
FAVOURITE FILM: Intermission, The Van, Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: F*cking hate Aussies
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Zinedine Zidane, Des Hamilton or Carl Serrant
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Celtic, Graham Fenton, Ryan Taylor, Kevin Phillips, Bosko Balaban, Albert Luque, NICKY BUTT
OTHER TEAMS: Dublin, New York Jets, Lakeside Hammers
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing, Darts, Speedway, American Football
ROLE MODEL(S): Joey Barton, Colm Meaney
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To own an apartment in the heart of the City Centre, Dublin.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1.) Witness me beloved Newcastle United lift a cup 2.) Learn to play the geeetar 3.) Watch a porno starring Ricky Sbragia/Gail Platt/Glenn Roeder 4.) Year out to travelthe States 5.) Have a son to head down the boozer with to watch the Toon!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Greg on Sunday 4 January 2009, 02:49:32 AM
REAL NAME: Graeme
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Dublin, Ireland
WHEREABOUTS: Dublin, Ireland
JOB: P/T Binman
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, Oasis, Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, The Kinks, Thin Lizzy, Paul Weller
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak (medium rare) loada veg & me spuds
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guinness, Cider
FAVOURITE PLACE: The missus clunge, when it's a bald, lavender smellin' hatchet wound
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Gillette Soccer Saturday, The Darts
FAVOURITE FILM: Intermission, The Van, Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: F*cking hate Aussies
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Zinedine Zidane, Des Hamilton or Carl Serrant
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Celtic, Graham Fenton, Ryan Taylor, Kevin Phillips, Bosko Balaban, Albert Luque, NICKY BUTT
OTHER TEAMS: Dublin, New York Jets, Lakeside Hammers
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing, Darts, Speedway, American Football
ROLE MODEL(S): Joey Barton, Colm Meaney
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To own an apartment in the heart of the City Centre, Dublin.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1.) Witness me beloved Newcastle United lift a cup 2.) Learn to play the geeetar 3.) Watch a porno starring Ricky Sbragia/Gail Platt/Glenn Roeder 4.) Year out to travelthe States 5.) Have a son to head down the boozer with to watch the Toon!


Brilliant.  mackems.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Greg on Friday 16 January 2009, 01:32:02 AM
Sneaky edit.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ishmael on Friday 16 January 2009, 06:13:28 PM
Can a moderator capitalize my first letter?

Would be greatly appreciated.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 16 January 2009, 06:28:51 PM
Can a moderator capitalize my first letter?

Would be greatly appreciated.

There you go. A PM would have been preferable though. ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Friday 16 January 2009, 06:31:20 PM
Can a moderator capitalize my first letter?

Would be greatly appreciated.


There you go. A PM would have been preferable though. ;)


Yes, Winston Churchill would have sounded better like!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ishmael on Friday 16 January 2009, 09:15:31 PM
Can a moderator capitalize my first letter?

Would be greatly appreciated.

There you go. A PM would have been preferable though. ;)

Worked well enough.

Thank you most graciously.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 16 January 2009, 09:16:41 PM
Can I delete your other account btw? Pilko told me. :razz:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Friday 16 January 2009, 09:24:16 PM
Can I delete your other account btw? Pilko told me. :razz:

Surely this could have been sorted via PM?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 16 January 2009, 09:24:53 PM
He started it.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ishmael on Friday 16 January 2009, 09:33:54 PM
Can I delete your other account btw? Pilko told me. :razz:

Definitely.  Thanks.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Friday 16 January 2009, 09:34:11 PM
I was told to tell him.

:bluestar:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: OzzieMandias on Wednesday 4 February 2009, 02:11:56 AM
All right, then.

REAL NAME: Dave
AGE: Old
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle General
WHEREABOUTS: Berlin
JOB: Writer, editor
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Been involved in music too long to have one particular favourite. Yesterday it was Harry Nilsson. Today it was Moritz von Oswald. Once upon a time it was the Beatles. Occasionally it's Frank Zappa. And in a way it'll always be the Pistols.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Soup
FAVOURITE DRINK: Draught Aventinus at the Weisses Bräuhaus in Munich
FAVOURITE PLACES: Berlin, Budapest, Lisbon, Marrakech
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Prisoner -- set on a mysterious island, no one knows what the f***'s going on, decades ahead of its time.  :razz:  Also Fawlty Towers, The Wire, Boys from the Blackstuff, Stingray.
FAVOURITE FILMS: Apocalypse Now, Once Upon a Time in the West, Pulp Fiction, The Long Goodbye, Lawrence of Arabia, Terminator 2, Blow Up, Playtime, The Apartment, Performance, Starship Troopers, O Lucky Man!, The Man Who Would Be King.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: No one in particular.
OTHER TEAMS: I had a brief flirtation with Sporting when I lived in Lisbon, but I couldn't care less about them now. I went to Hertha matches for a while, but realised I didn't like them, and stopped.
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket... ish.
ROLE MODEL(S): William S. Burroughs
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Survive a bit longer and finish about three books.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Sorry, dried up on this one.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HildeStranden on Thursday 5 February 2009, 01:52:52 PM
REAL NAME: Hilde
AGE:21
BIRTHPLACE: Molde, Norway
WHEREABOUTS: Oslo, Norway
JOB:Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Coldplay?
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish
FAVOURITE DRINK: ?
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home with my mother and father
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Hotel caesar, LOST, Entourage, The Hills
FAVOURITE FILM: Forrest Gump
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Solskjaer, Shearer, Messi, my Dad
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Rosenborg
OTHER TEAMS: Molde FK
OTHER SPORTS: Handball and Volleyball
ROLE MODEL(S): My dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Study in England
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Travel to Bora Bora. 2. Get a good job 3. Marry Joey Barton 4. Get a seasonticket at St.James Park 5. have kids
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nobody on Thursday 5 February 2009, 05:34:29 PM
REAL NAME: Hilde
AGE:21
BIRTHPLACE: Molde, Norway
WHEREABOUTS: Oslo, Norway
JOB:Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Coldplay?
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish
FAVOURITE DRINK: ?
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home with my mother and father
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Hotel caesar, LOST, Entourage, The Hills
FAVOURITE FILM: Forrest Gump
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Solskjaer, Shearer, Messi, my Dad
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Rosenborg
OTHER TEAMS: Molde FK
OTHER SPORTS: Handball and Volleyball
ROLE MODEL(S): My dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Study in England
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Travel to Bora Bora. 2. Get a good job 3. Marry Joey Barton 4. Get a seasonticket at St.James Park 5. have kids
:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HildeStranden on Thursday 5 February 2009, 05:56:19 PM
just give me a few years  :pow:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 6 February 2009, 10:46:31 AM
REAL NAME: Dan
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Forest Hall, Newcastle
JOB: IT Grad Scheme dude. Done business analysis, web development, s*** support s***.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Toon
FAVOURITE BAND: erm..  I like all sorts,.. but I guess I've most listened to Biffy Clyro, Linkin Park and Fightstar... and Korn. But I also like alot of more... serene music.
FAVOURITE FOOD: I like a good curry, not too hot. Just quality, with quality naans. and Cheesecake.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coffee.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Wherever lady is.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Family Guy, Summer Heights High (recently), Old Simpsons, Peep Show
FAVOURITE FILM: The Punisher
FAVOURITE SHARK: A dead shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane.
OTHER TEAMS: Atlanta Falcons, Philadelphia Phillies, Penn State
OTHER SPORTS: American Football.
ROLE MODEL(S): None.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be amazing at my career. Move to US.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: work out what my career will be, move to us, get alot better at american football, bum sex with my girlfriend, have a house with a basement.

 :colo:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie_kid on Saturday 7 February 2009, 05:40:49 PM
REAL NAME: Ian
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Gateshead
JOB: Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Maximo Park
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Good alcoholic drink.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Top Gear, MOTD, SSN
FAVOURITE FILM: 2 fast 2 furious
FAVOURITE SHARK: A big shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: AC Milan
OTHER SPORTS: Badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become rich.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, visit Barcelona, Get a season ticket at St. James Park. Have a good life.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toonlass on Sunday 15 February 2009, 03:16:33 PM
REAL NAME: Diane
AGE: 34 (feeling about 84 today like)
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington
WHEREABOUTS: Blyth
JOB: Customer services/single mam/uni student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Maximo Park, U2, Metallica, Van Morrison, Heart, Iron Maiden, Coldplay
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVOURITE DRINK: beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere with my bairns
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer Am, Law and Order (criminal intent and special vics too), Shameless
FAVOURITE FILM: Die Hard, Sleepers, Terminator, Terminator 2
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky from Sharky and George
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Ally Mccoist
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Neil Lennon, Kevin "ratface" Phillips
OTHER TEAMS: Rangers, Scotland
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Kat Von D
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: More tattoos, get my degree, travel when the kids have gone to uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit New Zealand, See Newcastle win a cup, clear all my debt, Own a Golf GTI, get to my ideal BMI
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: neesy111 on Monday 16 February 2009, 11:15:24 PM
REAL NAME: Michael
AGE: 21 soon 22
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: Currently living in Heaton, but from Washington
JOB: Tax Dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Smiths
FAVOURITE FOOD: Italian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Anything alcoholic that is refreshing
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Top Gear, 24, Family Guy, The Simpsons, MOTD, Soccer Saturday
FAVOURITE FILM: Don't have a favourite film
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky from Sharky and George
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Rob Lee, Nobby Solano,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Neil Lennon, Don Hutchinson
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool, Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: F1, Tennis, Cricket, Golf, Snooker
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate, Find a companion, Thinking of going to New Zealand next year, make loads of money to buy ashley out
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the toon win a trophy, go travelling, lose weight, learn to drive, learn to play the guitar
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: LesPaul on Tuesday 17 February 2009, 02:48:24 PM
REAL NAME: Marty
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Ireland
WHEREABOUTS: Ireland
JOB: Student  :doh:
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis :coolsmiley:
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mashed spuds
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACES: St James' Park and The Algarve
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Blackadder
FAVOURITE FILMS: The Lord of the Rings. Austin Powers
FAVOURITE SHARK:  :laugh:Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, The real Ronaldo
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: The fake Ronaldo, Drogba (although both great players)
OTHER TEAMS: I have a City shirt (last season) but only because of oasis and i needed something for training and it only cost €10. Celtic of course
OTHER SPORTS: Hurling
ROLE MODEL(S): Noel Gallagher, John Lennon, Richard Ashcroft and Ryan Adams
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Record producer
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. See Oasis live. 2. Season ticket for St James'. 3. Becoming a record producer. 4. Buy an expensive vintage guitar. 5. See Newcastle win SOMETHING!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mistle17 on Wednesday 25 February 2009, 09:53:59 PM
REAL NAME: Conor
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Tonbridge, Kent
WHEREABOUTS: Dublin
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon  :)
FAVOURITE BAND: Bloc Party
FAVOURITE FOOD: Depends, but I'll have to go for a good pasta dish
FAVOURITE DRINK: Any of that Fanta you get abroad...
FAVOURITE PLACE: St. James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Top Gear
FAVOURITE FILM: Saving Private Ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: Er....hammer head?  :laugh:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Arjen Robben, Diego Simeone, C. Ronaldo, every single sunderland player.
OTHER TEAMS: Shamrock Rovers
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Dunno. Try and get to more Newcastle games...
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Follow Newcastle everywhere, drive, see Newcastle win a trophy, have a family, and get a job that I'll enjoy.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: DiegoNachos on Tuesday 10 March 2009, 12:58:41 PM
Good day fellow Geordies. Been invited to join here by my mate Tom (he's probably Kaizero or something on here) a couple of times so I thought give it a go. Anyway...

REAL NAME: Dale Anthony
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Sunderland
WHEREABOUTS: Hospital
JOB: Unemployed at current, was working at Christmas.
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Newcastle of course.
FAVOURITE BAND: The Script
FAVOURITE FOOD: Nachos/Pasta/Chillis/Jalapenos. Mostly spicy food.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Strawberry Milkshake
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Gate, Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy/Angel/Supernatural etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Tropic Thunder
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jackie Milburn, Fastino Asprilla, Alan Shearer, Shay Given, Temuri Ketsbaia
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Marcelinho, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ashley Cole, Alex Ferguson and generally Man Utd.
OTHER TEAMS: Celtic (I'm Scottish and my Gran is an avid Bhoy)
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby on occasion and anything with general pace
ROLE MODEL(S): Jensen Ackles
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Settle down, get a decent job, perhaps act a little and have a great family
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Become an Irish citizen, marry my lass, visit St. James when we do finally get into a Cup Final, meet Shearer, produce a son who becomes a Magpie (and plays for us aswell...well we can always dream)

Thanks lads.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pip on Tuesday 10 March 2009, 10:24:06 PM
Why would you want to visit St James' when we eventually make it to a cup final? It won't be played there, you know. :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 10 March 2009, 10:26:21 PM
If we are taking shots at the newbie, the Gate? Really?



;)



Welcome.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 12 March 2009, 11:00:49 AM
well if we're taking shots......born in england,calls himself scots and wants to be irish  :crazy2:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Taff on Friday 13 March 2009, 11:49:39 AM
I'm bored in work, so I thought I may aswell fill this in:

REAL NAME: Dom
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Newport
WHEREABOUTS: Newport, South Wales
JOB: Statistician (Civil Servant)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: JD
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Ross Kemp on Gangs, Gavin & Stacey, Only Fool & Horses
FAVOURITE FILM: Godfather
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Speed, Ginola, Besrdsley, Albert, Sir Bobby Robson, Batistuta, Le Tissier, Zola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Diouf, Andy & Ashley Cole
OTHER TEAMS: Newport County
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Pool
ROLE MODEL(S): Liam Gallagher
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Getting a Civil Service transfer to a Government Department in the NE.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Move to Newcastle (within the next year hopefully!), Get a season ticket for Toon, Go on a shopping spree in Monaco, Have a baby, Get married.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 16 March 2009, 07:34:00 PM
Hello all, started reading this forum about a month back and it's one of the better ones so I've joined and will introduce myself...


REAL NAME: Neil
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields, grew up in Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: Kingston, Surrey (living with the girlfriend who's doing her degree down here)
JOB: Marketing Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead
FAVOURITE FOOD: 'Posh chicken nuggets' (Chicken Katsu curry) from Wagamama
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guinness
FAVOURITE PLACE: Round Central Station
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The (American) Office but also British one, Alan Partridge, Dexter, Six Feet Under
FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting
FAVOURITE SHARK: A dead one
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Shearer, Beye, Rob Lee, Asprilla, Ferdinand
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Drogba, Gallas, Cattermole, anyone with the temerity to turn out for the mackems
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Omar off The Wire
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get further on in marketing, maybe help make advertising a bit better than the rubbish you tend to get at the minute
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Keep breathing, drink some nights, go to a few gigs, watch some films, maybe go to New York one day.  Not too much to ask...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 16 March 2009, 07:36:22 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 16 March 2009, 07:48:51 PM
Welcome. :)

Nice one, cheers.  An early thing I'd say is that without this forum I'd be uneducated in the ways of cupcake dog.

 :kinnear: That thing's classic, I've made sure to spread the joy...

Love what it symbolises on these forums as well (i.e. shock / Joe Kinnear)... hope I'm right there or I look a right moron.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 16 March 2009, 07:50:27 PM
Someone said they had that look on their face when they heard we'd got him in. :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 16 March 2009, 07:54:03 PM
Haha yeah, thought as much...

He's been a raging success though, so who's laughing now?

Don't kick me out for being Derek Llambias, just a joke.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ItalianMagpie on Wednesday 18 March 2009, 10:10:05 PM
I'm the last one, and I start:

REAL NAME: Gigi
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: L'Aquila
WHEREABOUTS: Italy
JOB: Mmh...none, actually.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Sonata Arctica
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta with beans
FAVOURITE DRINK: Pepsi Twist
FAVOURITE PLACE: Munchen
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Blackadder, The King of Queens, My Family, Frasier, The Simpson, Family Guy, Futurama, Becker.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Fly, Jaws
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Gianfranco Zola, Ryan Giggs, Sir Bobby Robson.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Marco Materazzi
OTHER TEAMS: Plymouth Argyle
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, basket.
ROLE MODEL(S): Jesus Christ
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Becoming a Chef and starting a business.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Getting married, see Newcastle win something (a Carling Cup will do :D ), have a good job, move to Newcastle, watch a Man Utd clash live at SJP.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 18 March 2009, 10:19:05 PM
Welcome to the boards mate, out of interest, Plymouth, - why?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ItalianMagpie on Thursday 19 March 2009, 12:12:54 AM
Welcome to the boards mate, out of interest, Plymouth, - why?
Thank you Pilko. O0
Why Argyle...well, it's a long story, but let's say it all started from an old videogame (The Manager for Amiga500 :smitten: ), for some reason me and a friend of mine started to fight to play that unknown team with the "funny crest" (try to understand, we were 13-14  ;D ); since then, I began to getting interested to the real club, and with the first internet connection I started to follow more and more... They were in Third Div then, now I'm pretty proud of my boys :razz:
So I like them, but I really support only one club, and that's NUFC.
Howay the lads!  O0
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Thursday 19 March 2009, 12:19:16 AM
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Marco Materazzi
Suprising. Thought you Italians would like the fella
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ItalianMagpie on Thursday 19 March 2009, 09:46:17 AM
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Marco Materazzi
Suprising. Thought you Italians would like the fella
Not really. Overrated player and awful personality. :dave:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Thursday 19 March 2009, 01:14:37 PM
Welcome to the boards mate, out of interest, Plymouth, - why?
Thank you Pilko. O0
Why Argyle...well, it's a long story, but let's say it all started from an old videogame (The Manager for Amiga500 :smitten: ), for some reason me and a friend of mine started to fight to play that unknown team with the "funny crest" (try to understand, we were 13-14  ;D ); since then, I began to getting interested to the real club, and with the first internet connection I started to follow more and more... They were in Third Div then, now I'm pretty proud of my boys :razz:
So I like them, but I really support only one club, and that's NUFC.
Howay the lads!  O0

Aaaah, thats nice. Simple harmless kid fun. Funfights, pillow fights, and experimental masturbation!

Hello Gigi. I don't suppose you'll have heard about the same scenario in a bedroom in England. Two boys were playing Manhunt (I am NOT worried) together, and the older one decided, rather on impulse,  to beat his mate to death with a stick! Oh the fun! I hope the experience was as thrilling as his young mate thought!   :kasper:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SupermacTheLegend on Thursday 19 March 2009, 10:31:07 PM
REAL NAME: Lucas
AGE:  18
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Bensham, Gateshead
JOB: Unemployed
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Maximo Park
FAVOURITE FOOD: Kebab
FAVOURITE DRINK: J20
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Eldon Square, The Green
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons
FAVOURITE FILM: Godfather
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Supermac, Shearer, Solano, Milburn, Andy Cole, John Tudor, Terry Mac, 
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Peter Reid  (Monkeys Heed)
OTHER TEAMS: Gateshead Thunder (Rugby Union)
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby Union, Ultimate Xbox 360
ROLE MODEL(S): My Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a Job, Nice House and Family
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. See the Toon win the F.A Cup  2. See the Toon win Champions League   3.Get married      4.Have kids     5. Make 1,000,000 Quid
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ItalianMagpie on Saturday 21 March 2009, 09:46:18 AM
Welcome to the boards mate, out of interest, Plymouth, - why?
Thank you Pilko. O0
Why Argyle...well, it's a long story, but let's say it all started from an old videogame (The Manager for Amiga500 :smitten: ), for some reason me and a friend of mine started to fight to play that unknown team with the "funny crest" (try to understand, we were 13-14  ;D ); since then, I began to getting interested to the real club, and with the first internet connection I started to follow more and more... They were in Third Div then, now I'm pretty proud of my boys :razz:
So I like them, but I really support only one club, and that's NUFC.
Howay the lads!  O0

Aaaah, thats nice. Simple harmless kid fun. Funfights, pillow fights, and experimental masturbation!

Hello Gigi. I don't suppose you'll have heard about the same scenario in a bedroom in England. Two boys were playing Manhunt (I am NOT worried) together, and the older one decided, rather on impulse,  to beat his mate to death with a stick! Oh the fun! I hope the experience was as thrilling as his young mate thought!   :kasper:
Uhm..As far as I remember we stop after the pillow fights. I hope I remember it right  :snod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Astroblack on Monday 11 May 2009, 04:16:50 AM
REAL NAME:Shivang
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: London, England
WHEREABOUTS: Queens, New York
JOB: I work at staples the retail office shop  :doh:
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: I like hip hop like Nas, KRS ONE, WU-Tang, Jay-z, The Roots, that type of thing
FAVOURITE FOOD: McDonalds
FAVOURITE DRINK: Minute Maid
FAVOURITE PLACE: London
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Simpsons, Office, Seinfeld
FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club, Clerks
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hmm... Don't really know any
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Solano, Giggs, Ronaldo(Both) Gerrard, Lampard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dani Alves, Mattarazzi, Shoala
OTHER TEAMS: I like all other Prem teams, ENGLAND
OTHER SPORT: Watch a bit of Formula 1
ROLE MODEL(S): Brother
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Accontant
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Wife, kids, travel, see NUFC win a trophy, graduate college

That's me.  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GG on Tuesday 19 May 2009, 11:13:17 AM
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Accontant

Unlucky.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Tuesday 19 May 2009, 01:06:59 PM
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Accontant

Unlucky.

:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stifleaay on Thursday 28 May 2009, 02:02:29 AM
REAL NAME: Christopher
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: North Tyneside hospital (Rakelane)
WHEREABOUTS: Just up the road from Rakelane, New York, not the city
JOB: unemployed at the moment
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Avenged Sevenfold, and a close 2nd by SlipKnoT
FAVOURITE FOOD: Peaspudding
FAVOURITE DRINK: Brown Ale, and a close 2nd by Jack Daniels, Balckcurrent juice or coffee does just fine though
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hmm, if not SJP, then Hippie Green or Grey St
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, My name is Earl, Family Guy, Fringe, Dr Who, Torchwood, Dead Like me, plus many more
FAVOURITE FILM: Eurotrip
FAVOURITE SHARK: Chompy the tiger Toon shark (who I will make up with a tiny Toon top and sell for a fortune)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone who plays for the mackems
OTHER TEAMS: Quenn of the South, Rangers, Toronto FC, Sousse de toilet sporting FC (real team), and Toronto maple leafs in Ice Hockey.
OTHER SPORTS: Non, a little bit of F1, but I won't bother once the British start losing
ROLE MODEL(S): A bunch of people who no one would ever know, and some people who I shouldn't mention on here
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a Job, have fun and hopefully run my own business, like a big version of Khatmandu, and Cathouse in Glasgow combined.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Non football related stuff in here as it doesn't count: 1. Go to Glasgow and meet up with my friends, 2. Have lots of fun, 3. Run my business, 4. Bunjy jump, 5. Learn to fly.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: catmag on Friday 29 May 2009, 09:53:33 PM
Welcome everybody :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Blackas on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:17:15 PM
Hello, I better do one of these   :)

REAL NAME: Jack Blackburn
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: South Tyneside District Hospital
WHEREABOUTS: Hebburn
JOB: n/a
FAVOURITE BAND: The Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coffee
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, London, or Paris.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Life on Mars, The Inbetweeners, The Apprentice etc
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bullhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, SBR. Can't really think of anymore.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Djibril Cisse, Roy Keane, Ashley Cole, Dion Dublin
OTHER TEAMS: Hebburn Town FC, Hibs, FC Metz, Stuttgart
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Basketball (sometimes)
ROLE MODEL(S): No-one famous. Probably my dad.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go to Uni.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to Belgium, See us win something (hopefully), make a band,  Sky dive, not sure about the other thing. :blush:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:23:03 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Atticus on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:26:17 PM
Likes Inbetweeners. The boy's a good 'un.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Blackas on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:29:36 PM
Love it. Probably the best programme on tv right now.  O0
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Keefaz on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:30:41 PM
Seems a bit mental: 'go to Belgium'?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Blackas on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:32:41 PM
My great granda was from Belgium and I've always wanted to visit because of that.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Heneage on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:33:07 PM
Seems a bit mental: 'go to Belgium'?
I liked "Get contact lenses". :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Blackas on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:36:19 PM
 :blush:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Keefaz on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:47:34 PM
But he likes Stuttgart, so he's not all bad. ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Blackas on Wednesday 3 June 2009, 07:57:27 PM
Thanks for the welcome anyways. :)  O0
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 4 June 2009, 02:28:41 AM
Yay Hebburn! Yay Beatles! Yay for coffee and not tea! Yay make a band!

You da man.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 4 June 2009, 05:30:00 PM
Yay Hebburn! Yay Beatles! Yay for coffee and not tea! Yay make a band!

You da man.

So, you're "not for girls" then?  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GG on Thursday 4 June 2009, 08:06:57 PM
Yay Hebburn! Yay Beatles! Yay for coffee and not tea! Yay make a band!

You da man.

So, you're "not for girls" then?  :coolsmiley:

 :lol:

I'd forgotten how apt their slogan is for Yorkie himself.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Decky on Friday 5 June 2009, 03:39:17 AM
Think ill update mine:


REAL NAME: Declan McAteer
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newry
WHEREABOUTS: Newry/Belfast
JOB: n/a
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: Dublin, Newcastle, London
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Apprentice, 24, Lost, EastEnders
FAVOURITE FILM: Cant chose one, too many
FAVOURITE SHARK: errrr.... what?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Phil Brown, Neil Warnock, Sammy Lee
OTHER TEAMS: Rep.of Ireland
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Ricky Gervais
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a first class honours in Uni, or a 2:1 at the very least. Move to Belfast as its more convenient, sick of travelling.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Finish Uni, move out of Ireland (for real this time), have another crack at the TV/Film work, fall in love (soppy eh?), wife and kids
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Friday 5 June 2009, 09:22:04 AM
*snip*
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Tooj on Friday 5 June 2009, 09:24:09 AM
Update:

REAL NAME: Josh
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: I run a catering business
FAVOURITE BAND: Orson :blush:
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Irn Bru
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, London, Alicante
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Apprentice, Big Brother, Top Gear, Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Dragons' Den
FAVOURITE FILM: Mean Machine (with Vinny Jones)
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Ince, Ronaldo (#9), Ian Holloway, Neil Warnock
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Phil Brown, Shola Ameobi, Lee Cattermole
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay FC
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Jack Dee, Tim Vine, my dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spend 1-2 years running the business and then take stock. Maybe go to uni then depending how much I make.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win something (!), make a success of the business, go to America, visit all 92 football league grounds, get more posts than Dave on here.

I have got my Peter Jones style socks on for work today.  :smug:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Friday 5 June 2009, 09:26:10 AM
Now all you need to do is let people know the meaning of Project Zeus.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 5 June 2009, 10:48:12 AM
Updates are awesome:

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Mo i Rana, Norway
WHEREABOUTS: Just outside Mo i Rana, Norway
JOB: Aspiring movie producer/screenwriter.
FAVOURITE BAND: None in particular.
FAVOURITE FOOD: A big great hamburger with loads of fat dripping from the sides.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Irn Bru
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Bergen and Los Angeles
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Arrested Development and The Sopranos
FAVOURITE FILM: No Country for Old Men
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Temuri Ketsbaia, Per Ciljan Skjelbred, Gazza, Vinnie Jones and Steffen Iversen
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Phil Brown, Roy Keane, Lee Cattermole
OTHER TEAMS: LA Lakers, LA Dodgers, Anaheim Mighty Ducks, Rosenborg and Mo IL
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Ice Hockey, Baseball and American Football
ROLE MODEL(S): David Chase
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Making movies you enjoy. Or hate. But if the latter happens, I'll say f*** you.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win something, be successful at my future endeavors, live in LA, become filthy rich, get bragging rights saying I'm filthy rich to poor people.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Friday 5 June 2009, 11:13:50 AM
REAL NAME: Jack
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: St Albans
WHEREABOUTS: Hemel Hempstead
JOB: "Looking" for a summer job.
FAVOURITE BAND: Toughie, all in all, probably has to be Radiohead.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Pepsi
FAVOURITE PLACE: Only decent place on a regular basis is London.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Entourage, Peep Show, Partridge, The Sopranos, Spooks, The Office (US & UK), Extras, Seinfeld
FAVOURITE FILM: Amelie/Schindler's List.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Van Nistelrooy, Bobby Robson, Thierry Henry
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Phil Brown, Samir Nasri, Steven Gerrard, Javier Mascherano
OTHER TEAMS: Soft spot for Marseille.
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, Golf, Badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): My Grandad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a Career path where I don't get bored after a few months. Learn French properly. Learn Guitar properly.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go on a world cruise. See all my favourite bands/artists live. Move abroad. Perfect my :dowie: face. Have kids I spose.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lenny on Friday 5 June 2009, 11:27:45 AM
Only taken me 3 or so years to do this:

REAL NAME: Mark Leonard
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Crawley, Sussex
WHEREABOUTS: Broadstairs, Kent
JOB: Advanced Deskside Analyst (IT) for a Pharmaceutical company.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Foo Fighters
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry - Chicken Jalfrezzi
FAVOURITE DRINK: When out on the p*ss I drink any of: Beer (with a top  :hom:), Cuban (which I recently found out they don't seem to serve in Newcastle), and recently Jaqces what with the summer and all that...
FAVOURITE PLACE: Florida last year was pretty amazing so that would be up there. St James' Park when Newcastle are winning.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Heroes, 24, Family Guy, Scrubs, Simpsons and recently, Fringe.
FAVOURITE FILM: Far too many, Pulp Fiction, The Rock, Con Air, Waynes World, Ghostbusters, Last Action Hero
FAVOURITE SHARK: Erm, Swordfish!? Tasty!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, obviously, along with (at the time) Dyer and Bellamy. Rivaldo, Ronaldo.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, can't think of any others at the moment!
OTHER TEAMS: None really.
OTHER SPORTS: I quite like the odd game of squash, but other than that, it's just football.
ROLE MODEL(S): Not particularly role model's, but people I admire are Dave Grohl, Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Buy a house, get married, have a couple of kids, preferably in that order. None of that before living a bit first though.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1). Write and produce my own song, just one so that I can say that I've done it.
2). Learn to play the drums, and get better at the guitar.
3). Go to Florence with the future Mrs Leonard
4). Go on a lads holiday (seriously, this needs to be done asap, I'm 25 and yet to do it). Hoping to do it in August though...
5). Do something like jump out of a plane (with a parachute), or bunjee jump, or climb something massive!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: firetotheworks on Friday 5 June 2009, 12:02:30 PM
I've never noticed this thread before.

REAL NAME: Michael McNally
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Music Producer/Sound Designer/Musician/Librarian/Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Not a band, but Aphex Twin
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Madras
FAVOURITE DRINK: When out: Southern Comfort and Limeade. At home: A home made smoothie.
FAVOURITE PLACE: That I've been: Nice, France.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Flight of the Conchordes, Match of the Day, Spaced, The Wire, The Sopranos, I'm Alan Partridge, The Day Today, Planet Earth.
FAVOURITE FILM: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Eh?...erm all of them, they're all genetically perfect.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ginola, Beardsley.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ive always hated Rob Earnshaw.
OTHER TEAMS: I've always enjoyed watching Arsenal, Barca and Inter Milan.
OTHER SPORTS: The chasm between football and everything else is massive, but I really enjoy watching F1 and snooker.
ROLE MODEL(S): Not particularly role model's, but people I admire are Richard D James and Trey Parker.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree, teach English in Japan.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1). Live abroad
2). Run through a meadow naked and screaming with joy
3). Swim in a real paradise with a waterfall and amazing fishes.
4). Go traveling with a lass.
5). To know that I've done everything I can to tick all the things Ive ever wanted to do off my list.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Nexumaster on Friday 5 June 2009, 12:08:58 PM
REAL NAME: Nathan
AGE:  21
BIRTHPLACE: Nottingham
WHEREABOUTS: Hucknall
JOB: Part Time at train station (recently graduated)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Red Hot Chili Peppers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lamd Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: Pepsi Max, Alcoholic: Vodka and whatever goes
FAVOURITE PLACE: In record shops
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons, Family Guy, X-Files, Curb Your Enthusiasm
FAVOURITE FILM: Rushmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one from JAWS
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Ginola, Asprilla
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: I dont know why but i hate Rudd Van Nistlerooy
OTHER TEAMS: Leeds United
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker
ROLE MODEL(S): John Frusciante
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Write a book, publish it, live happily ever after
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1) Go to the East; China, Japan etc  2) Get a book published  3) Write a movie  4) Get Married    5) Make an album
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Munkey on Friday 5 June 2009, 12:17:00 PM
aye, same here - never knew it existed...just goes to show how observant i am...

REAL NAME: Pete
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE: Amble. Northumberland
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Analyst
FAVOURITE BAND: more of a favourite artist - Tom Waits
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK: Guinness
FAVOURITE PLACE: South Downs
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): none
FAVOURITE FILM: Devil Rides Out
FAVOURITE SHARK: Megalodon
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Niall Quinn, Peter Crouch, Steven Gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: Amble Town, Blyth Spartans
OTHER SPORTS: World Rally
ROLE MODEL(S): ...dunno...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Going to Alaska to trek around 2 of the parks and take a load of photos
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1 - go to new zealand,
2 - sell a load of me photos
3 - wouldn't mind going around Norway - looks like a grand place to photograph
4 - get me eye sight fixed.
5 - get out of London
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 5 June 2009, 12:57:58 PM
 :bluestar:

REAL NAME: Stephen
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: England
JOB: Ice Cream Driver
FAVOURITE BAND: I'm always listening to music but I couldn't name a favourite band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sweet and sour curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: John Smiths Extra Smooth
FAVOURITE PLACE: Bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Big Brother, One Tree Hill, Inbetweeners
FAVOURITE FILM: Seen too many to pick a favourite.
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one on HTTs wall in his shag pad
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Frank Lampard, Shearer, Lee, Zola, Gascoigne
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Phil Brown, Harry Redknapp, Boumsong
OTHER TEAMS: Stade Rennais FC
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Snooker
ROLE MODEL(S): I don't have one.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea whatsoever.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1 - See Newcastle win a trophy that means something (before someone mentions Intertoto
2 - Score a goal at a N-O game
3 - See as many football stadiums as I can
4 - ??
5 - PROFIT
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ChezGiven on Friday 5 June 2009, 01:42:42 PM

OTHER TEAMS: Stade Rennais FC


Our lass was born in Rennes and some lads from the bar i drink in are massive Renne fans, one of them has a part-share in a bar in Montparnasse dedicated to Stade Rennais, so they are officially my french team too.

What's your connection?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Friday 5 June 2009, 01:49:15 PM

OTHER TEAMS: Stade Rennais FC


Our lass was born in Rennes and some lads from the bar i drink in are massive Renne fans, one of them has a part-share in a bar in Montparnasse dedicated to Stade Rennais, so they are officially my french team too.

What's your connection?

I managed them on Football Manager 2007  :lol:

Checked their results ever since then.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Friday 5 June 2009, 10:19:43 PM
REAL NAME: Matthew Lishman
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Scarborough
WHEREABOUTS: Pickering
JOB: Chef (i did this two years ago and put Potwash... so i guess that's progress :D)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Maximo Park, Blink 182
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Corona, without lime
FAVOURITE PLACE: The little section of path you walk on... on the walk up to St James' from the station... where the Gallowgate End juts out past the economic/business university building. Shivers every time, regardless of how s**** we are.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Family Guy, Spooks
FAVOURITE FILM: The Terminator, American Pie 1+2
HEROES: Arnie, Alan Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Nobby Solano, Dave Grohl
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Phil Brown
OTHER TEAMS: Yeovil Town, Derby County
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): Can't say i have any really
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go to live in Newcastle in September
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
 / Play guitar live at a big venue/gig
 / See us win something
 / Shake Alan Shearer's hand
 / Get married to a lass :rolleyes:
 / Publish a self-written album
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 5 June 2009, 10:29:29 PM
REAL NAME: Matthew Lishman
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Scarborough
WHEREABOUTS: Pickering
JOB: Chef (i did this two years ago and put Potwash... so i guess that's progress :D)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Maximo Park, Blink 182
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Corona, without lime
FAVOURITE PLACE: The little section of path you walk on... on the walk up to St James' from the station... where the Gallowgate End juts out past the economic/business university building. Shivers every time, regardless of how s**** we are.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Family Guy, Spooks
FAVOURITE FILM: The Terminator, American Pie 1+2
HEROES: Arnie, Alan Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Nobby Solano, Dave Grohl
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Phil Brown
OTHER TEAMS: Yeovil Town, Derby County
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): Can't say i have any really
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go to live in Newcastle in September
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
 / Play guitar live at a big venue/gig
 / See us win something
 / Shake Alan Shearer's hand
 / Get married to a lass
 / Publish a self-written album

"Yes.my wife and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse."

"..You can just say intercourse."


Yorkie in the future :pow:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 7 June 2009, 03:27:37 PM
REAL NAME: Jonathan Lockwood
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Hitchin
WHEREABOUTS: Hitchin
JOB: Alpha Incident Specialist (current title, changes every week!)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Libertines
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta and Chicken
FAVOURITE DRINK: JD and diet coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: My bed
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Seinfeld, Family Guy, Sopranos
FAVOURITE FILM: American Psycho, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Nobby Solano, Paolo Maldini
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, Steve Bruce, Robert Pires, Lee Cattermole
OTHER TEAMS: Luton Town
OTHER SPORTS: Erm Gym? Don't mind a bit of rugby
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Go on holiday
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Have a kid
Buy a house
Makes lots of money (and save it)
Live
See a six pack again
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: QBG on Friday 12 June 2009, 09:15:44 PM
REAL NAME: Nicholas McGee
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bradford Royal Infirmary
WHEREABOUTS: Bradford (but Liverpool most of the year)
JOB: Journalism Student at Liverpool John Moores University/Cash Officer for Bradford Council when at home.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Fall Out Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Brand New, Manchester Orchestra, Maximo Park, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything dripping in fat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Corona (with lime), Kronenbourg, San Miguel, Southern Comfort
FAVOURITE PLACE: That I've been: Sydney, Australia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, Family Guy, Flight of The Conchords, Seinfeld, The Inbetweeners, The Big Bang Theory
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction, Blues Brothers
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead  
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Any Liverpool player  
OTHER TEAMS: Halifax RLFC (Rugby League), San Francisco 49ers, South Sydney Rabbitohs (Rugby League), Chicago Cubs
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, American Football, Formula 1, Baseball
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, My Nan
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish Degree, Become a Sports Writer, Start own Online News Organisation
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1). Go around the World
2). See NUFC win something
3). Go to as many major sporting events as possible.
4). Interview Alan Shearer
5). Start a family
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 June 2009, 09:57:44 PM
REAL NAME: Nicholas McGee
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bradford Royal Infirmary
WHEREABOUTS: Bradford (but Liverpool most of the year)
JOB: Journalism Student at Liverpool John Moores University/Cash Officer for Bradford Council when at home.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Fall Out Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Brand New, Manchester Orchestra, Maximo Park, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything dripping in fat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Corona (with lime), Kronenbourg, San Miguel, Southern Comfort
FAVOURITE PLACE: That I've been: Sydney, Australia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, Family Guy, Flight of The Conchords, Seinfeld, The Inbetweeners, The Big Bang Theory
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction, Blues Brothers
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead  
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Any Liverpool player  
OTHER TEAMS: Halifax RLFC (Rugby League), San Francisco 49ers, South Sydney Rabbitohs (Rugby League), Chicago Cubs
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, American Football, Formula 1, Baseball
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, My Nan
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish Degree, Become a Sports Writer, Start own Online News Organisation
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1). Go around the World
2). See NUFC win something
3). Go to as many major sporting events as possible.
4). Interview Alan Shearer
5). Start a family

You, sir, have good taste.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: QBG on Friday 12 June 2009, 11:05:40 PM
As do you Kaz, we'll go over 500. this year at least.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ridman on Friday 12 June 2009, 11:08:28 PM
Think this thread needs a reboot, first post in 2005. Bring on the All new new “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mattynufc on Sunday 14 June 2009, 03:10:31 PM
Alright lads,

REAL NAME: Matt
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Gateshead
JOB: Just graduated doing Computer Forensics at Northumbria, think I have a 2:1 in the bag.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Disturbed... possibly.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Beef Madras
FAVOURITE DRINK: When out: Stella. At home: Orange Juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle... and Florida
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Match of the Day, Spaced, Family Guy, Simpsons, Coronation Street,My Wife and Kids, Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead... perhaps.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Lee, Shearer, Beardsley.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: Milan, not sure why.
OTHER SPORTS: Darts, but no where near as much as football.
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, other then that not sure.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a job with a decent salary and prospects that I enjoy!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Watch Newcastle lift a cup (we surely will...)
Have kids.
Own a detached house.
Own a car worth more then 20,000 at new.
Run a business of some description.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 14 June 2009, 03:56:38 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 06:10:04 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 10:40:08 PM
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Part time barcode scanner at Sainsbury's atm (it's f***ing mint). :kinnear:
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead, The Avalanches, Eels, Beck, Booka Shade etc.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything that doesn't contain meat really like.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Favourite alcohol atm: Black Sheep Ale or Sailor Jerry's rum if i'm drinking spirits
FAVOURITE PLACE: Tynemouth, Newcastle in general. Liked Morroco when i was there a couple year back too. Haven't really been to many exciting places tbh.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, Office (UK & US) The IT Crowd. Loads more aswell.
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption, Midnight Express, Blow, A Room For Romeo Brass, Dead Man's Shoes, Twenty Four Seven (Pretty much anything of Shane Meadows)
FAVOURITE SHARK: A friendly one, if they exist.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Asprilla, Lee, Solano etc.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Cattermole, Djibril Cisse, Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney, Gavin McGann.
OTHER TEAMS: Nahh, always had a bit of a soft spot for Barca though.
OTHER SPORTS: Nahh.
ROLE MODEL(S): Justin King haha, no. Erm, dunno really.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a job i enjoy. Weekly residency DJ'ing somewhere aswell if i can.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See Newcastle win something.
Travel the World.
Have wife and kids aswell i suppose.
Get a nice house.
Build a zoo in the backgarden of that house.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 10:52:12 PM
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Wallsend
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Part time barcode scanner at Sainsbury's atm (it's f***ing mint). :kinnear:
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead, The Avalanches, Eels, Beck, Booka Shade etc.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything that doesn't contain meat really like.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Favourite alcohol atm: Black Sheep Ale or Sailor Jerry's rum if i'm drinking spirits
FAVOURITE PLACE: Tynemouth, Newcastle in general. Liked Morroco when i was there a couple year back too. Haven't really been to many exciting places tbh.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, Office (UK & US) The IT Crowd. Loads more aswell.
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption, Midnight Express, Blow, A Room For Romeo Brass, Dead Man's Shoes, Twenty Four Seven (Pretty much anything of Shane Meadows)
FAVOURITE SHARK: A friendly one, if they exist.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Asprilla, Lee, Solano etc.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Cattermole, Djibril Cisse, Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney, Gavin McGann.
OTHER TEAMS: Nahh, always had a bit of a soft spot for Barca though.
OTHER SPORTS: Nahh.
ROLE MODEL(S): Justin King haha, no. Erm, dunno really.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a job i enjoy. Weekly residency DJ'ing somewhere aswell if i can.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See Newcastle win something.
Travel the World.
Have wife and kids aswell i suppose.
Get a nice house.
Build a zoo in the backgarden of that house.

He ain't heavy...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 11:05:14 PM
Ehh?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Fugazi on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 11:05:56 PM
I know you aswell, Leggy.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 11:07:27 PM
Haha aye, alreet Gary.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Fugazi on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 11:09:01 PM
 :shifty:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 11:09:11 PM
Ehh?

I'm saying man... the famous lyric "he aint heavy... he's".  You've just ruined it's subtlety like.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Tuesday 16 June 2009, 11:19:18 PM
REAL NAME:Billy Tray
AGE:40
BIRTHPLACE:Coventry
WHEREABOUTS:Coventry
JOB:I wish.
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:The Beatles-Roachford-Oasis all float my boat
FAVOURITE FOOD:Chicken Madras
FAVOURITE DRINK:Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE:Es Cana,Ibiza
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Blackadder,Fast Show,Only Fools
FAVOURITE FILM:Strangers on a Train
FAVOURITE SHARK:Feargal
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Kevin Keegan,Alan Shearer,Peter Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Jason McAteer,Stan Collymore,Roy Keane,Cristiano Ronaldo,
OTHER TEAMS:L.A.Lakers,Washington Redskins,Coventry Bees
OTHER SPORTS:Golf,Cricket,Speedway
ROLE MODEL(S):My Dad and my Grandad.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Get some work.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:Travel more,see the Toon more consistently,visit the US,watch England in an overseas Test series,read more.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ketsbaia on Friday 19 June 2009, 09:44:47 PM
Despite being here over a year, I never did this. Here it goes.....
REAL NAME: Marc Jobling
AGE: Twenty
BIRTHPLACE: Durham (Dryburn Hospital....long before they changed the name)
WHEREABOUTS: Chester-le-Street (but in Heaton during term-time)
JOB: Student/Tax-dodger
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle, no second teams for me!!
FAVOURITE BAND: I'm more into individual songs rather than a certain band, but I do like The Fratellis, The Killers, Muse, Stereophonics and Queen
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Lunch, Spaghetti Bolognese, Chicken Tikka Masalla, Fish n Chips, Kellogg's Frosties, Pancakes......I LOVE FOOOOOD!
FAVOURITE DRINK: I don't drink, so its just soft drinks for me. But I have been known to have a VK or Skittles.
FAVOURITE PLACE: At home with the family. But SJP is pretty special too.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs, Inbetweeners, Mock the Week, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Not the Nine O' Clock News
FAVOURITE FILM: Don't really like films. But I love the Rocky series, Remember the Titans and 300
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Three Handled Moss Covered Family Credenza Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Leo Messi, Alfredo di Stefano, Tino, Laurent Robert, Craig Bellamy, Gary Speed, Habib Beye. But there must be others....
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Harry Redknapp, Phil Brown, Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney, Lee Bowyer. Again, there'll be plenty of easy ones I've left out....
OTHER TEAMS: None. In any sport.
OTHER SPORTS: Wrestling.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer. Used to be Shay Given as well.....
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get rich!!! But I really want to travel the world and possibly live abroad.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: "Play the field", travel, be at a Wrestlemania, become a good cook, become famous.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 20 June 2009, 03:45:07 PM
OTHER TEAMS:L.A.Lakers,Washington Redskins,Coventry Bees

Excellent taste and judgment!  :snod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: palnese on Sunday 21 June 2009, 11:31:01 AM
REAL NAME: Paul
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Stavanger, Norway
WHEREABOUTS: Bergen,Norway
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Nope
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tacos
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke / Beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle / Magaluf / Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Entourage, 24
FAVOURITE FILM: Scarface
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristine Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Naa
OTHER SPORTS: Nope
ROLE MODEL(S): My dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Becoming a teacher.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

See us win something.

Go around the world.

Have a threesome

Be a dad

Can't come up with anything else..
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dr.Spaceman on Friday 3 July 2009, 11:34:16 PM
REAL NAME: Dave
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS: ^^ never lived outside of the heed.
JOB: Unemployed
FAVOURITE BAND: Not got one specific, but like all kinds of rock, quite literally ranging from thrash metal to a bit of old style indie.  More the thrash end of the spectrum though!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta Carbonara....mmmmm
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Internet!
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 30 Rock, The Inbetweeners, WWE, Lost, Heroes, Top Gear
FAVOURITE FILM: Ghostbusters!
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky (and George)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Nicky Papavasilou, Des Hamilton, Peter Beardsley, Les Ferdinand, Eric Cantona, Nobby Solano, Robert Lee
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Lee Cattermole (shags his bairns), Harold Schumacher.
OTHER TEAMS: Gateshead, Rangers, Real Madrid, AC Milan.
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, F1
ROLE MODEL(S): Nigel Manssell, Ian Botham, Robert Lee
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Don't f*** things up.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Shoot a gun, Legally drive a car, reach 1,000,000 GB of downloaded content from Usenet, find a cure for boredom (this is working right now!) and appear in a film.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Friday 3 July 2009, 11:37:59 PM
REAL NAME: Dave

Good choice.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Saturday 4 July 2009, 10:03:55 AM
It was bad enough when people were being named s*** like Apple, Princess etc.. but now they are being named after a f***ing repeat channel!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 4 July 2009, 03:16:06 PM
It was bad enough when people were being named s*** like Apple, Princess etc.. but now they are being named after a f***ing repeat channel!

:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 11:56:30 AM
Chris
24

NE12

Play xbox alot and currently beta testing and doing the Newcastle Data for Football Manager2010 :D
Play the guitar a fair bit, though haven't played football for nearly 4 years so need to start that up again. Infact, the only reason I joined the forum was to register my interest in the NOFC team!

....Greg?  :lol:

Welcome to the board mate.  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:18:24 PM
Chris
24

NE12

I might know you.  :undecided:

EDIT... saw your email address, I do know you.  bluelaugh.gif
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:19:39 PM
Chris
24

NE12

I might know you.  :undecided:

EDIT... saw your email address, I do know you.  bluelaugh.gif

Hmm, you go to LCC?

Yep. I'll give you a clue, my name's under my avatar.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:22:21 PM
Win. :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ChezGiven on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:23:17 PM
Nikita? Sounds fit.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 01:37:53 PM
Win. :D

Haha how odd! :D
she certainly is and we've known her a while.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:13:07 PM
 :pow:

Welcome to the board. :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 9 July 2009, 02:30:07 PM
Win. :D

Haha how odd! :D
she certainly is and we've known her a while.
Longer then 10 years? haha nah, Jill is pretty cool.

I knew a few girls who went to said LCC...

I say 'knew'... I met them about 3 times.. one called Gemma.. one called Karen and one called...... JILL...  :shifty:

Was a good 6 years ago like.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 9 July 2009, 03:35:27 PM
Win. :D

Haha how odd! :D
she certainly is and we've known her a while.
Longer then 10 years? haha nah, Jill is pretty cool.

I knew a few girls who went to said LCC...

I say 'knew'... I met them about 3 times.. one called Gemma.. one called Karen and one called...... JILL...  :shifty:

Was a good 6 years ago like.

I think I know the ones you mean.

One was Skinny with Frizzy hair (and a bit annoying) the other was a bit large with ginger hair... and the other one was Jill.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 9 July 2009, 04:13:35 PM
Win. :D

Haha how odd! :D
she certainly is and we've known her a while.
Longer then 10 years? haha nah, Jill is pretty cool.

I knew a few girls who went to said LCC...

I say 'knew'... I met them about 3 times.. one called Gemma.. one called Karen and one called...... JILL...  :shifty:

Was a good 6 years ago like.

I think I know the ones you mean.

One was Skinny with Frizzy hair (and a bit annoying) the other was a bit large with ginger hair... and the other one was Jill.

Haha mint. Yeah you are correct.

My mate was going out with the frizz and I lived fairly near them so I was repeatedly dragged out for no reason whatsoever.

This is WILD.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 9 July 2009, 05:32:32 PM
Win. :D

Haha how odd! :D
she certainly is and we've known her a while.
Longer then 10 years? haha nah, Jill is pretty cool.

I knew a few girls who went to said LCC...

I say 'knew'... I met them about 3 times.. one called Gemma.. one called Karen and one called...... JILL...  :shifty:

Was a good 6 years ago like.

I think I know the ones you mean.

One was Skinny with Frizzy hair (and a bit annoying) the other was a bit large with ginger hair... and the other one was Jill.

Haha mint. Yeah you are correct.

My mate was going out with the frizz and I lived fairly near them so I was repeatedly dragged out for no reason whatsoever.

This is WILD.

Who? :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:16:22 PM
Gemma was seeing a mate of mine called Alex. We mustve been 15 or something. Helen and them two came knocked on my door and we loitered in the streets.

One time we went to... Gemmas house and listened to the new limp bizkit album! Chocolate starfish! Someone was amazed by the amount of times the word "f***" was used. Oh happy days.

If you were indeed the Jill in question, I mustve met you once or maybe twice. You lauded Korn. I said they were w*** even tho I'd never even heard of them :lol:

I proceeded to spend the next 10 years listening to korn! If this was you, then be impressed at the effect you had on someone you barely knew. Good work.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:20:40 PM
That was me.  :iamatwat: Used to be a huge Korn fan, still love their older stuff too. Pleased I had an influence. :D

Did Alex have a slightly bizarre surname? I always used to think his hair was amusing as it was quite fluffy.  bluelaugh.gif I remember meeting one or two of his mates like.

Class times. :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:28:57 PM
Alexander Michael Sheehan Dordoy tbh.

His hair is significantly fluffier now.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:31:41 PM
 bluelaugh.gif Hell of a f***ing name.

So, I guess this is networking. :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:32:53 PM
Alexander Michael Sheehan Dordoy tbh.

His hair is significantly fluffier now.

Is that the one that was going out with Gemma B for AGES? Seemed a bit posh or I thought that because he went to a private school or something.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:35:09 PM
Alexander Michael Sheehan Dordoy tbh.

His hair is significantly fluffier now.

Is that the one that was going out with Gemma B for AGES? Seemed a bit posh or I thought that because he went to a private school or something.

That was Alex Thompson. :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:36:22 PM
Hah no he didn't. He went to gossy high. As did I.

He is fairly posh and artsy like. 

I dunno how long he was going out with her tho
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:40:43 PM
Well I didn't used to like him, but think he's canny now, not that I ever see him.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:51:05 PM
There were two lots of Alex & Gemmas.  :sadnod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:53:56 PM
Parents aren't very imaginative are they. I'm sure Gemma M had a nickname, but I can't remember it at all.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:58:35 PM
Given that the school was in Longbenton and therefore full of retards.. it was probably "Gemma M". :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 9 July 2009, 06:59:29 PM
The smart work was to shun the advances of local schooling and goto Gossy High.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 14 July 2009, 02:37:21 PM
Nikita? Sounds fit.

I thought that  :laugh:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 14 July 2009, 08:03:24 PM
Nikita? Sounds fit.

I thought that  :laugh:

She's lovely. :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 14 July 2009, 09:37:37 PM
The smart work was to shun the advances of local schooling and goto Gossy High.
when were you there ? did you have Mr Lowery ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Wednesday 15 July 2009, 12:43:53 AM
Nikita? Sounds fit.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Nikita_Khruchchev_Colour.jpg/225px-Nikita_Khruchchev_Colour.jpg)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 15 July 2009, 12:40:32 PM
Nikita? Sounds fit.

I thought that  :laugh:
but she'll never know anything about my home.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mowen on Thursday 16 July 2009, 03:28:11 PM
The smart work was to shun the advances of local schooling and goto Gossy High.

My old man went there, same time as the Knopflers.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 16 July 2009, 11:49:57 PM
The smart work was to shun the advances of local schooling and goto Gossy High.

My old man went there, same time as the Knopflers.
was that some sort of purge ?



"well my schooling was disrupted by the knopflers, they came and dragged thousand to the gulag and forced them to listen to melodic,semi acoustic soft rock...the b******s"
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: adam on Saturday 1 August 2009, 11:11:58 AM
alright, im adam from shields.  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Saturday 1 August 2009, 11:44:40 AM
Hi Adam. :celb:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Saturday 1 August 2009, 05:19:47 PM
alright, im adam from shields.  :thup:

" Adamses..es is not good! Which of the the Shieldses...es is it? I live in the southernmost pit!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: adam on Saturday 1 August 2009, 05:28:33 PM
aye so do i, westoe  :dowie:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Saturday 1 August 2009, 05:38:04 PM
aye so do i, westoe  :dowie:

I motion we change the username, to  Adam West! (oh that reminds me of a thread that infuriated Maddy! Remember? Adam West, Fred West, Go West etc etc etc)

I myself am a Whiteleasman!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: adam on Saturday 1 August 2009, 05:38:38 PM
haha my lass is a whiteleas warrior like, opposite the Fad lol
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Saturday 1 August 2009, 05:44:50 PM
haha my lass is a whiteleas warrior like, opposite the Fad lol

Gainsborough? I'm in Reynolds! No, not Burt Reynolds. I have no hang ups' about todger insertment with the bandit! He is not an arse bandit, he was the bandit in Smokey and the arse band.......... bandit!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Soundas on Monday 3 August 2009, 08:33:24 AM
Hi guys,

Living in Jarrow at the minute, But was born in Gateshead, Some quality posters on this site so decided to sign up  :clap:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 August 2009, 08:38:14 AM
The smart work was to shun the advances of local schooling and goto Gossy High.
when were you there ? did you have Mr Lowery ?

Doesn't ring a bell nah.

im 24, I would've been there 98-03.. I think
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 3 August 2009, 11:27:27 AM
The smart work was to shun the advances of local schooling and goto Gossy High.
when were you there ? did you have Mr Lowery ?

Doesn't ring a bell nah.

im 24, I would've been there 98-03.. I think
i think he'd have been there then. maths teacher.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 3 August 2009, 08:02:38 PM
Hi guys,

Living in Jarrow at the minute, But was born in Gateshead, Some quality posters on this site so decided to sign up  :clap:


Cheers.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Monday 3 August 2009, 09:44:28 PM
Hi guys,

Living in Jarrow at the minute, But was born in Gateshead, Some quality posters on this site so decided to sign up  :clap:


Cheers.

 :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 3 August 2009, 09:53:06 PM
Hi guys,

Living in Jarrow at the minute, But was born in Gateshead, Some quality posters on this site so decided to sign up  :clap:

there are some quality posters on here.


it's up to me and LBW to even things up a bit.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Doocey on Monday 3 August 2009, 11:51:12 PM
Hey I'm new.
Nice to be here  :colo:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 4 August 2009, 11:31:26 AM
Hi guys,

Living in Jarrow at the minute, But was born in Gateshead, Some quality posters on this site so decided to sign up  :clap:

there are some quality posters on here.


it's up to me and LBW to even things up a bit.


Rock on!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 4 August 2009, 11:34:23 AM
Hey I'm new.
Nice to be here  :colo:

Welcome Doocey!!

Guess we just need a Hoocey and a Loocey now!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Timothy K on Friday 14 August 2009, 09:19:13 PM
Hi :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 14 August 2009, 11:33:52 PM
Hi :coolsmiley:


Bring out the comfy chair!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Monday 24 August 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Hi :coolsmiley:


Any relation to Phil K?

If the answer is "no" then I like you already.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 24 August 2009, 12:02:29 PM
Hi :coolsmiley:


Any relation to Phil K?

If the answer is "no" then I like you already.
or josef k ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Timothy K on Monday 24 August 2009, 03:23:57 PM
Nope :celb:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 24 August 2009, 03:32:00 PM
Or special K?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Timothy K on Monday 24 August 2009, 04:14:57 PM
No ???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 11:29:24 AM
JK?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 11:31:07 AM
TK Maxx, OK?

kkthxbai.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Timothy K on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:01:28 PM
I don't like my username now :dave:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:04:27 PM
Peter K?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:05:00 PM
Vernon K?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:05:28 PM
K's catalogue?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MW on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:07:05 PM
Kevin K?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:22:23 PM
Special K?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 12:32:39 PM
KKK?

Kick the racist out says I.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 25 August 2009, 04:15:17 PM
KKK?

Kick the racist out says I.

You Kapitalised that mofo.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: DoWorkSon on Tuesday 15 September 2009, 09:56:07 PM
hi all. noobie to this forum, but fan of newcastle fc for many years=D
thats about it :celb:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 15 September 2009, 09:58:13 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: DoWorkSon on Tuesday 15 September 2009, 10:01:52 PM
why thank you!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 15 September 2009, 10:59:27 PM
don't be scared. the banter is heavy on ther pisstake but all the better for it.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cp40 on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 07:44:05 PM
Just ignore him ^^^

and youll be OK
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 09:34:22 PM
harsh
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 10:06:16 PM
Welcome.  :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 10:30:39 PM
I have to disagree with cp40. Pretty much all the gospel views (apart from Haz and his rather different 'gospel' views) come from madras.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 10:32:36 PM
aye.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ChezGiven on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:14:43 PM
When he hasn't got splinters in his ring-piece, aye.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:32:19 PM
When he hasn't got splinters in his ring-piece, aye.

What's wrong with sitting on the fence. At least when you sit on the fence you can see both sides of the argument rather than merely being able to see the fence from one side only

I'm all for splinters in one's ring-piece. :nods:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:55:10 PM
in a world too easily seen in black and white. i introduce the gray.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:57:56 PM
Grey, tbh. You're not Mike. Sort it out.

f***ing Yank spellings, ffs. :rant:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:59:13 PM
Grey, tbh. You're not Mike. Sort it out.

f***ing Yank spellings, ffs. :rant:
shut it you. it was very close to being gravy.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: DoWorkSon on Thursday 24 September 2009, 12:56:33 AM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cp40 on Thursday 24 September 2009, 03:19:20 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 10:58:21 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Thursday 24 September 2009, 10:59:21 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:01:35 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:04:43 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:05:25 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:05:43 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

And that is your inalienable right, brethren! :nods:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:09:41 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:11:08 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:16:39 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:18:29 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:20:56 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:25:01 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:29:47 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???

Don't know, just am.

I know quite a few other people's - yours for example - usually because they told me, but madras keeps dropping hints but never tells, it's a mystery and mysteries are interesting. :dontknow:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:30:54 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:33:10 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:36:49 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:40:24 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
you don't get it ?. i'm guessing the fairy bit was arrived at from "biological" and think of the famous old fairy liquid ads and the old joke thereof.

and i'm not answering yes or no.

(s*** man i've just realised you got there probably from aerial soap powder.......do you do crosswords ?)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:48:37 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
you don't get it ?. i'm guessing the fairy bit was arrived at from "biological" and think of the famous old fairy liquid ads and the old joke thereof.

and i'm not answering yes or no.

(s*** man i've just realised you got there probably from aerial soap powder.......do you do crosswords ?)

Ha!! That's a yes then!!  :celb:

Yeah, that was how I got there. I don't do crosswords, but I love cryptic/free-association stuff like that. I used to love playing Mallet's Mallet and coming up with the most obscure links I could think of just to f*** with people's minds.  >:D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:50:33 PM
I also love spotting obscure references in films, or at least what I think are references, they're probably totally unintentional and only exist in my mind.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:53:59 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
you don't get it ?. i'm guessing the fairy bit was arrived at from "biological" and think of the famous old fairy liquid ads and the old joke thereof.

and i'm not answering yes or no.

(s*** man i've just realised you got there probably from aerial soap powder.......do you do crosswords ?)

Ha!! That's a yes then!!  :celb:

Yeah, that was how I got there. I don't do crosswords, but I love cryptic/free-association stuff like that. I used to love playing Mallet's Mallet and coming up with the most obscure links I could think of just to f*** with people's minds.  >:D
how's it a yes ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:58:35 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
you don't get it ?. i'm guessing the fairy bit was arrived at from "biological" and think of the famous old fairy liquid ads and the old joke thereof.

and i'm not answering yes or no.

(s*** man i've just realised you got there probably from aerial soap powder.......do you do crosswords ?)

Ha!! That's a yes then!!  :celb:

Yeah, that was how I got there. I don't do crosswords, but I love cryptic/free-association stuff like that. I used to love playing Mallet's Mallet and coming up with the most obscure links I could think of just to f*** with people's minds.  >:D
how's it a yes ?

I don't know. :(
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Friday 25 September 2009, 12:05:55 AM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
you don't get it ?. i'm guessing the fairy bit was arrived at from "biological" and think of the famous old fairy liquid ads and the old joke thereof.

and i'm not answering yes or no.

(s*** man i've just realised you got there probably from aerial soap powder.......do you do crosswords ?)

Ha!! That's a yes then!!  :celb:

Yeah, that was how I got there. I don't do crosswords, but I love cryptic/free-association stuff like that. I used to love playing Mallet's Mallet and coming up with the most obscure links I could think of just to f*** with people's minds.  >:D
how's it a yes ?

I don't know. :(
if you are that cryptic does it mean you really think i'm a surgeon specialising in gender realignment.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Friday 25 September 2009, 12:14:39 AM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?
you don't get it ?. i'm guessing the fairy bit was arrived at from "biological" and think of the famous old fairy liquid ads and the old joke thereof.

and i'm not answering yes or no.

(s*** man i've just realised you got there probably from aerial soap powder.......do you do crosswords ?)

Ha!! That's a yes then!!  :celb:

Yeah, that was how I got there. I don't do crosswords, but I love cryptic/free-association stuff like that. I used to love playing Mallet's Mallet and coming up with the most obscure links I could think of just to f*** with people's minds.  >:D
how's it a yes ?

I don't know. :(
if you are that cryptic does it mean you really think i'm a surgeon specialising in gender realignment.

:lol:

Neuterally.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cp40 on Friday 25 September 2009, 03:16:58 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.






Male stripper?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Friday 25 September 2009, 03:18:37 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.






Male stripper?

Paint stripper would be more likely given his halitosis.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Friday 25 September 2009, 05:57:08 PM
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.






Male stripper?
my dancing is more erratic than erotic.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 24 December 2009, 01:26:42 AM
Whahey better late than never.


REAL NAME: James
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Prudhoe
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon, ofc.
FAVOURITE BAND: Pretty hard to nail it down to one Band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water  :sadnod:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Cheesy, but it's gotta be St. James'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Top Gear, any good long Documentary
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Card shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby, Alan Shearer, Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi, Jari Litmanen
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Roy Keane,
OTHER TEAMS: Inter, Hartlepool, admire Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Have a passive interest in Cricket and Ice Hockey.
ROLE MODEL(S): Wor fatha.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish A levels, go to Uni, get a job I enjoy hopefully - anything else is too far ahead, I'm not one for planning things.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Tour as much of the world as economically possible, go to Wembley and watch Newcastle in a cup final, skydive, make my parents proud :blush: and err I dunno maybe do something I can be properly proud of...write a book..give something big to charity. I'll see.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Thursday 24 December 2009, 02:54:03 AM
Whahey better late than never.


REAL NAME: James
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Prudhoe
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon, ofc.
FAVOURITE BAND: Pretty hard to nail it down to one Band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water  :sadnod:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Cheesy, but it's gotta be St. James'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Top Gear, any good long Documentary
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Card shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby, Alan Shearer, Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi, Jari Litmanen
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Roy Keane,
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool, admire Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Have a passive interest in Cricket and Ice Hockey.
ROLE MODEL(S): Wor fatha.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish A levels, go to Uni, get a job I enjoy hopefully - anything else is too far ahead, I'm not one for planning things.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Tour as much of the world as economically possible, go to Wembley and watch Newcastle in a cup final, skydive, make my parents proud :blush: and err I dunno maybe do something I can be properly proud of...write a book..give something big to charity. I'll see.


Do you know David Slack,Sewelly?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 24 December 2009, 03:13:25 AM
Whahey better late than never.


REAL NAME: James
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Prudhoe
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon, ofc.
FAVOURITE BAND: Pretty hard to nail it down to one Band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water  :sadnod:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Cheesy, but it's gotta be St. James'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Top Gear, any good long Documentary
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Card shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby, Alan Shearer, Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi, Jari Litmanen
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Roy Keane,
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool, admire Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Have a passive interest in Cricket and Ice Hockey.
ROLE MODEL(S): Wor fatha.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish A levels, go to Uni, get a job I enjoy hopefully - anything else is too far ahead, I'm not one for planning things.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Tour as much of the world as economically possible, go to Wembley and watch Newcastle in a cup final, skydive, make my parents proud :blush: and err I dunno maybe do something I can be properly proud of...write a book..give something big to charity. I'll see.


Do you know David Slack,Sewelly?

Aye, I've been in his form class for 3 years :laugh:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Thursday 24 December 2009, 01:23:39 PM
He's related to me,well my wife.Ask him if he knows billytray from Coventry.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toonlass on Thursday 24 December 2009, 02:20:16 PM
REAL NAME: Diane
AGE: 35
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington
WHEREABOUTS: Blyth
JOB: None atm, am a single mam and starting an open uni history degree in February
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Eureka Machines, Wildhearts, Metallica, Van Morrison, Amy Macdonald, The Kinks
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jambalaya
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diet Dr Pepper
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere with my bairns
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Hairy Bikers, Simpsons, House
FAVOURITE FILM: Pans Labyrinth
FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky from Sharky and George
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Ally Mccoist
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Neil Lennon, Kevin "ratface" Phillips, SHay Given
OTHER TEAMS: Rangers, Scotland
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Hannah Aitchison
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: More tattoos, get my degree, travel when the kids have gone to uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit New Zealand, See Newcastle win a cup, clear all my debt, Own a Golf GTI, get to my ideal BMI
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 24 December 2009, 02:24:36 PM
Was just flicking through these and wondered, how many of you long term posters have achieved any of your five things to do before you die. I don't hold out much hope for this fella.

REAL NAME: Carl
FAVOURITE CLUB:Liverpool
AGE:14
BIRTHPLACE:Liverpool
WHEREABOUTS:Liverpool
JOB:School
FAVOURITE BAND:Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak, egg and chips.
FAVOURITE DRINK:Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE:Anfield
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Anything by Peter Kay.
FAVOURITE FILM:Saving Private Ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK:?
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Jamie Carragher, Kenny Dalglish, Robbie Fowler
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard,
OTHER TEAMS:Liverpool Reserves
OTHER SPORTS:Boxing, Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S):Jamie Carragher, James J. Braddock.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dunno what I want to do yet.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See Liverpool win the league, Go on the pitch at Anfield, watch a boxing fight in Vegas, Fly a plane, drive a ferrari.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 24 December 2009, 06:25:33 PM
REAL NAME: Colin
AGE: 29
BIRTHPLACE: Twickenham
WHEREABOUTS: Brentford
JOB: Full time Dad and kept man.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis, Maxiimo Park, The Rumble Strips
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Magners or Pear Magners
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle and Yellowstone Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: The clever ones in Deep Blue Sea
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer,  Van Basten, Terry Butcher
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Maradona, AFC Wimbledon
OTHER TEAMS: Hampton & Richmond Borough
OTHER SPORTS: Darts, Speedway, Poker
ROLE MODEL(S): Richard Sharpe
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Write a Novel, Finish my Open University Degree and do something useful with it. Stop Breeding.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get back to a 36 inch waist, Get at least one of my kids to support Newcastle, climb a mountain, do something for charity, reach a significant wedding anniversary.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Friday 25 December 2009, 08:59:22 PM
Why are you anti AFC Wimbledon, strange choice
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lazlo on Sunday 27 December 2009, 04:52:42 PM
REAL NAME:Steve
AGE:39
BIRTHPLACE:Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS:West Denton
JOB:Sheet metal worker
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:Carter usm
FAVOURITE FOOD:Chicken tikka vindaloo
FAVOURITE DRINK:snakebite
FAVOURITE PLACE:Akihabara, Japan
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Sons of anarchy.
FAVOURITE FILM:Indiana jones, Zu warriors,ringu, del toro stuff. Too many to mention
FAVOURITE SHARK:Mako (shortfin)
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Beardsley, Colin Hendry, Gazza, Romario
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:David Speedie, Robbie Fowler, Ronaldinho
OTHER TEAMS:East fife
OTHER SPORTS:Rugby league
ROLE MODEL(S):Will Smith and my old english teacher.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Been putting off getting married for too long. Anything else is usually played by ear.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go back to Japan. See the northern lights. See Newcastle win a cup. Go on safari in Kenya. Be remembered.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MKSC on Sunday 27 December 2009, 06:18:02 PM
Why are you anti AFC Wimbledon, strange choice

Because I've met them.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:10:37 PM
JOB:Sheet metal worker

\o/
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:14:55 PM
\o
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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lazlo on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:18:37 PM
JOB:Sheet metal worker

\o/

I don't understand \o/, although i would like to. Elaborate ?

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:25:01 PM
Shearers dad was a sheet metal worker from Gosforth and \o/ is Shearer celebrating  :pow:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Lazlo on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:32:45 PM
Yeah i know and ironically or not i work at the same place as he did in cramlington.

Technically i'm a fabricator not a smw but that's all semantics.

Try this as well. Shearer jr was in my year at school, i lived in park ave in gosforth (opposite norham rd) like shearer, although he lived at the top by wansbeck rd.

s*** happens, small world and all that but true i swear.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Wednesday 30 December 2009, 10:40:30 PM
\o
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:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: juniatmoko on Thursday 31 December 2009, 09:19:40 PM
\o
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\o
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Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Saturday 2 January 2010, 10:13:09 PM
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bristol (live in Glasgow now)
WHEREABOUTS: er... not actually sure.
JOB: Student, studying Mathematics and Physics at Glasgow Uni
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Mogwai, Kyte, Explosions in the Sky
FAVOURITE FOOD: My bro's girlfriend makes this awesome burger that tastes like a fajita with cheese, salsa, sour cream etc. So that.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coca Cola or Peach Juice. Beer = budweiser
FAVOURITE PLACE: Somerset. Relatives live there. Magical.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Inbetweeners, Shooting Stars and a bit of Still Game!
FAVOURITE FILM: Don't watch many really.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead. Those c***s are mental.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Shay Given
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: The ones that make lots of money but are incredibly stupid annoy me.
OTHER TEAMS: Rangers I suppose. Hate Celtic.
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S): Vic Reeves and Jonsi from Sigur Rós.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my degree. Get a flat. Record an album.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win summit. Travel the world a bit. See Explosions in the Sky live (again...).
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Sunday 3 January 2010, 02:57:18 PM
Still Game :lol: class.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 4 January 2010, 11:12:56 PM
Still Game :lol: class.

Glad you guys like it, I always imagined it would be dead hard for folk South of the Border to understand it. It is fkn class though! :nods:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM
REAL NAME: Renaud
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Saint-Louis
WHEREABOUTS: Alsace, France
JOB: Student, studying Economy in Strasbourg
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United, Olympique de Marseille
FAVOURITE BAND: Kasabian
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer (Guinness, Bud, Paulaner...)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Oktoberfest in Munich
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I don't watch too many TV
FAVOURITE FILM: Fightclub, Sin City, The Green Mile...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bruce in Nemo :lol:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zinedine Zidane, Joey Barton
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo!
OTHER TEAMS: Strasbourg
OTHER SPORTS: Foot US (Only the Superbowl)
ROLE MODEL(S): Lorik Cana before Sunderland...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my degree.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to St James Park (it's not as easy as it looks when you are French and student...), Do the last big party with all my friends, Go back to my favourite place; Do something good for my family, get it of my chest to people I don't like

Sorry for my English  :blush:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Sorry for my English  :blush:

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toonlass on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:58:47 PM
Sorry for my English  :blush:

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome. :)

True, and its a whole lot better than the French we can type, especially from the Chezgiven blokey  :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 05:05:02 PM
Sorry for my English  :blush:

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome. :)

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 09:26:29 PM
Sorry for my English  :blush:

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome. :)

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question :lol:

Here's a slightly stupid question to allow you to understand that you are a novice when it comes to making a pratt of youreslf. If Chez understands this, I'm on a winner, as my verb s*** aint what it was.......... and it wasn't much then!!

"Bonjour Monsuir, ca Va?
"Oiu...... Bon, bon!"
"Magnifique! Ou est vous travaille sil vous plait?"
"Je travaille a la biblioteque a las Rue de Ponce De Leon."
"Ahhh, tres bon monsuir! J'adore Le Wishing Chair, Le Faraway Tree, et L'Enchanted Black Forest Gateux!"
"Aha, oui........... tres bien, tres bien, bien, oui, aye!"
"Excuse moi?"
"Que?"
"Aye?"
"Oui, Aye!"
"Je regret monsuir, je ne comprends pas!!"
"Vous travaille a la biblioteque, oui?"
"mmmmmmmmm!"
"Champion! Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un coca cola, non, Pepsi, Pepsi!"
"Eh?"
" Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un Pepsi!"
"Monsuir, Je travaille a la biblioteque, Pour le cafe, allez tout droite, deuxieme gauche, premier droite............. et voila!"
"Merci beacoup mon frere, tres aider, tres bon, et thissss issssss the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.................. of le train!"
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 6 January 2010, 12:32:22 AM
Sorry for my English  :blush:

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome. :)

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question :lol:
you'll be OK if you just ignore madras.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: LaKro on Thursday 7 January 2010, 09:13:59 PM
Sorry for my English  :blush:

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome. :)

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question :lol:

Here's a slightly stupid question to allow you to understand that you are a novice when it comes to making a pratt of youreslf. If Chez understands this, I'm on a winner, as my verb s*** aint what it was.......... and it wasn't much then!!

"Bonjour Monsuir, ca Va?
"Oiu...... Bon, bon!"
"Magnifique! Ou est vous travaille sil vous plait?"
"Je travaille a la biblioteque a las Rue de Ponce De Leon."
"Ahhh, tres bon monsuir! J'adore Le Wishing Chair, Le Faraway Tree, et L'Enchanted Black Forest Gateux!"
"Aha, oui........... tres bien, tres bien, bien, oui, aye!"
"Excuse moi?"
"Que?"
"Aye?"
"Oui, Aye!"
"Je regret monsuir, je ne comprends pas!!"
"Vous travaille a la biblioteque, oui?"
"mmmmmmmmm!"
"Champion! Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un coca cola, non, Pepsi, Pepsi!"
"Eh?"
" Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un Pepsi!"
"Monsuir, Je travaille a la biblioteque, Pour le cafe, allez tout droite, deuxieme gauche, premier droite............. et voila!"
"Merci beacoup mon frere, tres aider, tres bon, et thissss issssss the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.................. of le train!"

 ;D I don't understand all of that, but "sandwich" is right written  :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MW on Tuesday 12 January 2010, 02:57:16 AM
I speak fluent French :snod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mag in Aberdeen on Wednesday 13 January 2010, 08:25:03 PM
REAL NAME: Stuart
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Aberdeen
WHEREABOUTS: Aberdeen
JOB: -
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: Calvin Harris
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stovies
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Madrid
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Still Game, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Superbad, Happy Gilmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sone Aluko, Russell Anderson, Willie Miller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Barry Ferguson, Kyle Lafferty, and Allan McGregor.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get good grades, then a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Aberdeen win a trophy. See Newcastle win a trophy. See a match at all 42 Scottish grounds. See Aberdeen win at Ibrox. See Real - Barcelona.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toonlass on Thursday 14 January 2010, 10:53:18 AM
REAL NAME: Stuart
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Aberdeen
WHEREABOUTS: Aberdeen
JOB: -
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: Calvin Harris
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stovies
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Madrid
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Still Game, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Superbad, Happy Gilmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sone Aluko, Russell Anderson, Willie Miller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Barry Ferguson, Kyle Lafferty, and Allan McGregor.   :lol:
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get good grades, then a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Aberdeen win a trophy. See Newcastle win a trophy. See a match at all 42 Scottish grounds. See Aberdeen win at Ibrox. :lol: See Real - Barcelona.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Thursday 14 January 2010, 02:00:15 PM
Stuart, you're probably the only person on the forum I can call a wee bairn.  :lol:

Welcome.  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Thursday 14 January 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Stuart, you're probably the only person on the forum I can call a wee bairn.  :lol:

Welcome.  :thup:



Well................ almost! :blush:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 14 January 2010, 08:20:21 PM
Stuart, you're probably the only person on the forum I can call a wee bairn.  :lol:

Dave and burnip.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufcmichael on Friday 15 January 2010, 07:22:04 PM
Thought mine needed some changes :)

REAL NAME: Michael Søgaard
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Aalborg, Denmark.
WHEREABOUTS: Stoke-on-Trent, England
JOB: European Customer Account Advisor at Bet365
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, Bruce Springsteen and the E-Streetband, Runrig, Within Temptation.
FAVOURITE FOOD: A good red steak, whiskey sauce and potatoes.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jack Daniels and Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): King of Queens & 2 and half men
FAVOURITE FILM: Boondock Saints
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Rob Lee
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sergio Ramos, Roy Keane, Craig Bellamy, Cristiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: AaB Aalborg from Denmark.
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Icehockey and Handball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To take over Newcastle  bluelaugh.gif
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastl winning a trophy
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Monday 18 January 2010, 08:55:36 PM
REAL NAME: Olumide
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Ibadan, Nigeria
WHEREABOUTS: At university in Connecticut, USA
JOB: Full-time student/work many jobs for money/play football and basketball
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: More a fan certain musci than any particular band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jolof rice, Curry goat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire. Football. Basketball.
FAVOURITE FILM: No clue. Sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kanu, Solano, Ronaldo (original)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Samuel Eto'o, Rigobert Song
OTHER TEAMS: Olympique Marseille, Nigeria, Ibadan Shooting Stars, New York Knicks, Baltimore Ravens
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Boxing, and recently NFL-style football.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degrees and enter workforce full-time. Move full time to work in either Nigeria or England. Get married have children. Be rich in mind, body, and spirit. Also be rich in bank account, very much in bank account.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Be to 50 countries. 2. Do something to improve the conditions back home 3. Marry a beautiful girl. 4. Have more then 15 million pounds in my account 5. Play in a televised sporting event.



Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 18 January 2010, 08:58:00 PM
REAL NAME: Olumide
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Ibadan, Nigeria
WHEREABOUTS: At university in Connecticut, USA
JOB: Full-time student/work many jobs for money/play football and basketball
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: More a fan certain musci than any particular band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jolof rice, Curry goat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire. Football. Basketball.
FAVOURITE FILM: No clue. Sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kanu, Solano, Ronaldo (original)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Samuel Eto'o, Rigobert Song
OTHER TEAMS: Olympique Marseille, Nigeria, Ibadan Shooting Stars, New York Knicks, Baltimore Ravens
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Boxing, and recently NFL-style football.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degrees and enter workforce full-time. Move full time to work in either Nigeria or England. Get married have children. Be rich in mind, body, and spirit. Also be rich in bank account, very much in bank account.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Be to 50 countries. 2. Do something to improve the conditions back home 3. Marry a beautiful girl. 4. Have more then 15 million pounds in my account 5. Play in a televised sporting event.






Always thought you were in your late 20s for some reason ???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Monday 18 January 2010, 09:46:22 PM
I might be Kaizero. Who knows.

Seriously though, you're the foruth person to say that. What is going on?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 18 January 2010, 09:47:31 PM
I see what you did there, well played :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 19 January 2010, 08:14:38 PM
REAL NAME: Olumide
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Ibadan, Nigeria
WHEREABOUTS: At university in Connecticut, USA
JOB: Full-time student/work many jobs for money/play football and basketball
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: More a fan certain musci than any particular band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jolof rice, Curry goat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire. Football. Basketball.
FAVOURITE FILM: No clue. Sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kanu, Solano, Ronaldo (original)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Samuel Eto'o, Rigobert Song
OTHER TEAMS: Olympique Marseille, Nigeria, Ibadan Shooting Stars, New York Knicks, Baltimore Ravens
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Boxing, and recently NFL-style football.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degrees and enter workforce full-time. Move full time to work in either Nigeria or England. Get married have children. Be rich in mind, body, and spirit. Also be rich in bank account, very much in bank account.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Be to 50 countries. 2. Do something to improve the conditions back home 3. Marry a beautiful girl. 4. Have more then 15 million pounds in my account 5. Play in a televised sporting event.





:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 20 January 2010, 01:28:35 AM
Seriously though, you're the foruth person to say that. What is going on?

What a moment for the young man. I feel great for him.

Saying that implies, at least in my head, that you are older than Løvendkrands since he's a "young man". Seen a few other posts like that from you like that as well, but in general I think it may be because you IMO appear more mature through your opinions and way of writing than most of the other young posters on here. Which is a good thing tbh :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 22 January 2010, 01:50:11 AM
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille

Excellent choice in place-favoritism.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ronaldo on Friday 22 January 2010, 01:56:54 AM
He means Baltimore, Vermont.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 22 January 2010, 02:13:18 AM
Seems a lovely place. Wouldn't have been a good setting for The Wire, though.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Friday 22 January 2010, 03:21:49 AM
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille

Excellent choice in place-favoritism.
Eating lunch on Federal Hill overlooking the harbour, Watching the Ravens at the Stadium, Going to Cherry Hill and escaping with my life :smug: All great times.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MKSC on Friday 22 January 2010, 11:22:05 AM
Whenever I read Minister Babatunde's posts I always imagine him sounding like Matthew from Desmond's.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Monday 25 January 2010, 06:01:02 PM
Whahey better late than never.


REAL NAME: James
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Prudhoe
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon, ofc.
FAVOURITE BAND: Pretty hard to nail it down to one Band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water  :sadnod:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Cheesy, but it's gotta be St. James'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Top Gear, any good long Documentary
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Card shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby, Alan Shearer, Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi, Jari Litmanen
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Roy Keane,
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool, admire Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Have a passive interest in Cricket and Ice Hockey.
ROLE MODEL(S): Wor fatha.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish A levels, go to Uni, get a job I enjoy hopefully - anything else is too far ahead, I'm not one for planning things.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Tour as much of the world as economically possible, go to Wembley and watch Newcastle in a cup final, skydive, make my parents proud :blush: and err I dunno maybe do something I can be properly proud of...write a book..give something big to charity. I'll see.


Unlucky. You go the high school?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Tuesday 26 January 2010, 12:19:40 AM
Stalking now Des.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 26 January 2010, 01:24:43 AM
Stalking now Des.

I wish, I'm long gone. 2000 i were there.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ishmael on Wednesday 3 February 2010, 10:11:58 PM
REAL NAME: Warren
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle-under-Lyme
WHEREABOUTS: A house in glorious Stoke-on-Trent
JOB: Gap year student, but I work weekends at a service station (at night - which consists of drinking coffee and reading to my hearts content)
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Where are my vegetables?  It must be cooked well!  None of that frozen s*** etc.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Whiskey, Wine (all types) and water when the other two aren't available
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere quiet and away from the bustle of people 
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Jonathan Creek Series 1-2, Peep Show, Black Books, South Park + loads of random documentaries
FAVOURITE FILM: Basically everything by Sergio Leone - current films, erm, MOON.
FAVOURITE SHARK: I don't have one - I have no interest in sharks.  I'm sorry.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Really couldn't name anyone.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Diouf, Roy Keane.  Roy Keane is the biggest c***.  And to be honest chuck in most English footballers of today
OTHER TEAMS: I love Chelsea's style of play.  So too Barcelona.  Used to love Juve, less so now.  Arsenal's invincible.  The Arsenal of today is a waste of time.
OTHER SPORTS: Badminton, Test Cricket, Six Nations Rugby, I'll watch every possible minute of any Olympics
ROLE MODEL(S): Karl Marx, Poirot
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Something rewarding and as far away from this capitalist society as possible (lecturing maybe) or something in environmental sustainability - at a push politics
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: I don't really have anything as yet

FAVOURITE LITERATURE: Anything by Gilbert Adare, Love Agatha Cristie murder mysteries, YOU ALL NEED TO READ ISHMAIL BY DANIEL QUINN

I must add that my posting style is extremely lazy.  I don't give two seconds to sentence structures or spellings.  Please excuse me.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toon-boy-in-kent on Saturday 6 February 2010, 03:38:13 PM
REAL NAME: Matt
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Ascot
WHEREABOUTS: Bromley
JOB: Sixth Form student and part time waiter
FAVOURITE BAND: Blur
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: London Pride
FAVOURITE PLACE: San Francisco 
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Being Human, Band of Brothers
FAVOURITE FILM: Anchorman
FAVOURITE SHARK: Whale Shark... huge c***s
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Iniesta, Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Cisse, Diouf, Christiano Ronaldo, Owen
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona and Inter are class. Also often watch my local Blue Sq South team Bromley, who aren't so class. 
OTHER SPORTS: I play first team rugby for my school and i also love cricket, nfl and handball, class sport.
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer, Martin Johnson, Jason Robinson, Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, John Frusciante
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my A levels, pass my driving test,  become a sports journalist, raise the next alan shearer
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Form a band and play at least 5 gigs, be in a film, skydive, learn to fly a plane, visit New Zealand
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Tuesday 16 February 2010, 01:45:58 PM
Dont think I've ever done this.


REAL NAME: Liam
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington, Northumberland
WHEREABOUTS: Ashington, Northumberland
JOB: None, final year of sixth form, probably Uni in a few months time.
FAVOURITE BAND: Kasabian/The Libertines
FAVOURITE FOOD: A nice lamb Balti
FAVOURITE PLACE: No idea, I'd like to think I haven't found it yet
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep show, Eastenders, QI, HIGNFY and of course, Take me out.
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many to name really.
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that used to be on the opening credits of Working lunch.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Samuel Eto'o, Solano, Bernard.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland AFC.
OTHER TEAMS: Ashington AFC
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): none.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Shag lots of beer, drink lots of money and earn lots of women.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit a lot of countries. Become a success. See Newcastle Win a trophy. Become a dangerously obese and lose it all and finally enjoy my life.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: huss9 on Thursday 18 February 2010, 09:26:39 AM
Howdy. Up early with the kids at half term, morning after 4-1 cov. sick of cbeebies. watched the goals on sky plus about 40 times. I know, something I've been wanting to do for ages.....

REAL NAME: Ash H
AGE: 40
BIRTHPLACE:  Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Gosforth
JOB: GP ( in Sunderland - someone has to look after them feckers! )
FAVOURITE BAND: New Order, Strokes, Wham!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish Finger sandwiches
FAVOURITE DRINK: depending on the mood... diet coke, coors, amaretto, cup of tea with just a drop of milk
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP, Bambourgh, Nando's, Glasgow, and in bed with the mrs.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): anything with Vic and Bob
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction, Fisherking
FAVOURITE SHARK: The legend that is my best mate Ali
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Imre Varadi, Bellamy, Platini (before he retired)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Blatter, Ken Bates, Micky Gray, Kevin Phillips, Howard Webb
OTHER TEAMS: France 82-86
OTHER SPORTS: Nope
ROLE MODEL(S): Muhammed Ali, Andrew Ridgeley
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Happy as fook at present - just want to keep it that way
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: I'm gonna live forever
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: cla1dwa on Thursday 18 February 2010, 10:48:29 AM
REAL NAME:
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: I work in the betting industry, specifically fraudulent betting and security issues. I also do some freelance writing.
FAVOURITE BAND: Hardcore punk and heavy/death metal.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Changes all the time, but off the top of my head when I wrote this, oysters, steak tartare and chilli.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Prague, and of course, Newcastle. You miss it more when you don't live there.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dom Joly's Happy Hour, Fifteen To One and the news.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Warriors, Oldboy, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Boogie Nights, Martyrs and Battle Royale.
FAVOURITE SHARK: A Pathetic Shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jose Luis Chilavert, Shearer, Beardsley, Solano, Srnicek.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Bowyer, Dyer, Gullit, Wise.
OTHER TEAMS: None.
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing mainly, but I enjoy most sports, and I like playing tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Stay happy.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Propose to the mrs, have kids, sit ringside at the MGM Grand, drink a scotch in the Radio Bar, Tokyo, and write a book.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: PRL on Tuesday 23 February 2010, 01:01:55 PM
Been meaning to do this for a good few years, so may as well...

REAL NAME: My username gives this away somewhat
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Bath
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Finance
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh, almost impossible question. For lastability Deftones. Although about 10 of my last 15 gigs have been Frank Turner shows.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE PLACE: London, Newcastle, Riga, Lake District
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Inbetweeners, 24, Nightmare, trapdoor, Question Time, Raw, Smackdown
FAVOURITE FILM: The Fountain, Synecdoche New York, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Irreversible, etc. etc.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Errr... Really? Hammerhead. Just because sometimes, everyone wishes they had a hammer for a head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Philippe Albert, Gavin Peacock, Jonathon Woodgate, Tommy Wright, Craig Bellamy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Argentinean guy who played for Spurs in the late 90s. Can't recall his name right now. Dirty f***er.
OTHER TEAMS: Berwick Rangers
OTHER SPORTS: Watching, anything (although special mention to WWE), playing squash, tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S): Kind of work in reverse, I look at people who have certain characteristics I hate and try not to be like them
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move out of London into the countryside, get a house with no one for miles around, get a load of animals and watch the world go by
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Just one (proper) trophy will do.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Atticus on Tuesday 23 February 2010, 01:05:13 PM
Been meaning to do this for a good few years, so may as well...

REAL NAME: My username gives this away somewhat
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Bath
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Finance
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh, almost impossible question. For lastability Deftones. Although about 10 of my last 15 gigs have been Frank Turner shows.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE PLACE: London, Newcastle, Riga, Lake District
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Inbetweeners, 24, Nightmare, trapdoor, Question Time, Raw, Smackdown
FAVOURITE FILM: The Fountain, Synecdoche New York, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Irreversible, etc. etc.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Errr... Really? Hammerhead. Just because sometimes, everyone wishes they had a hammer for a head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Philippe Albert, Gavin Peacock, Jonathon Woodgate, Tommy Wright, Craig Bellamy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Argentinean guy who played for Spurs in the late 90s. Can't recall his name right now. Dirty f***er.
OTHER TEAMS: Berwick Rangers
OTHER SPORTS: Watching, anything (although special mention to WWE), playing squash, tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S): Kind of work in reverse, I look at people who have certain characteristics I hate and try not to be like them
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move out of London into the countryside, get a house with no one for miles around, get a load of animals and watch the world go by
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Just one (proper) trophy will do.

Taricco?

Have to say, you like a lot of things I like and so I like the cut of your jib Sir.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: PRL on Tuesday 23 February 2010, 02:10:34 PM
That's him. He's now assistant at B&HA with Poyet I've just discovered having looked on Wiki.

And thank you, you're obviously a man of fine taste.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MW on Friday 26 February 2010, 02:48:49 AM
Been on here years, might as well do this

REAL NAME: That's for me to know :shifty:
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: London
WHEREABOUTS: Stockton  :thdn:
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Hmm toughie, Oasis maybe?
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, London
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): LOST, 24, Gossip Girl, Shameless, Friends, South Park, Family Guy, The Office UK, Fawlty Towers, Gavin and Stacey, the list goes on....
FAVOURITE FILM: Toughie again, Shawshank's up there
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: MK Dons, Gus Poyet
OTHER TEAMS: AFC Wimbledon
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, Pool/snooker
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a good degree, good job and good family
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See NUFC win something (not optmistic), make a good life for me and my hopefully amazing family, stop smoking, regain my fitness, can't think of a 5th really
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: tom1988 on Saturday 27 February 2010, 06:37:31 PM
REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome.  :razz:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Saturday 27 February 2010, 11:47:15 PM
REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome.  :razz:

my kinda tom!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Sunday 28 February 2010, 01:49:27 AM
REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome.  :razz:

my kinda tom!
better check which new york elbee mate.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Sunday 28 February 2010, 11:54:18 AM
REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome.  :razz:

my kinda tom!
better check which new york elbee mate.

I hope he doesn't refer to the one next to the coast road like!!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Friday 5 March 2010, 02:31:11 AM
Updated...

NAME: Not Des
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: NE3
JOB: Marketing
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Billy Talent
FAVOURITE FOOD: A big f*** off medium rare steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coca Cola or Hoegaarden
FAVOURITE PLACE: Too many to mention. Big fan of Japan, Argentina, & NZ.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Simpsons, Shameless, Masterchef, Come Dine With Me & Newsnight.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Pianist & One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
FAVOURITE SHARK: No
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Marco Van Basten, David Batty, Genarro Gattuso
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ashley Cole
OTHER TEAMS: Whoever I'm betting on
OTHER SPORTS: play a bit of Tennis, watch the Rugby (only internationals though)
ROLE MODEL(S): Parents
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Continue to earn and burn, continue to travel, continue to have a good time
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit at least 100 countries (29 so far), live abroad for a decent amount of time, learn another language, learn to cook to a really good standard, die happy.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 5 March 2010, 02:32:44 AM
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham

All the coolest people were born there.  :snod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Friday 5 March 2010, 02:35:39 AM
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham

All the coolest people were born there.  :snod:

Indeed they were  :coolsmiley::thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Friday 5 March 2010, 02:37:00 AM
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham

All the coolest people were born there.  :snod:

Indeed they were  :coolsmiley::thup:


Oh, and I was too.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 5 March 2010, 02:51:07 AM
Blimey, not sure I've done this. Anyway:

NAME: Neil
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Darlo
WHEREABOUTS: Sandyford
JOB: Tax dodger
FAVOURITE CLUB: Everton
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse/Reel Big Fish
FAVOURITE FOOD: A big Sunday roast. Lovely jubbly.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ach, no favourite. Bottle of Broon on a hot afternoon, perhaps.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barely travelled so I can't choose from much. Had a grand time in fair old Germany a few years ago.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Simpsons, Newswipe, Scrubs, HIGNFY, MasterChef, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loads, can't get enough of them.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Dunc, Paul Rideout, Ronaldinho.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gerrard, Gary Neville, Benitez, Wenger.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker/pool if you can count those as sports, play a bit of tennis, golf occasionally.
ROLE MODEL(S): Hmm. Family, probably.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Do myself proud, do my family proud, get some weight off, get a good degree and make the most of life![/corny].
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Do a bungee jump, run the London Marathon, see Everton win the league (I can dream), try to travel as much as is viable (really want to experience different cultures), and be a (good) father/husband in the future hopefully!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Friday 5 March 2010, 04:22:04 PM
Will just update this bit I reckon:

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Score for NOFC, go to uni in a few years, go on a few European adventures, marry an attractive rich lady with 'ample' boobies (cheers Neil and your sig), get myself into shape and change diet etc (ha!).
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Saturday 6 March 2010, 12:32:15 AM


FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish


Less Than Jake are better.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Saturday 6 March 2010, 12:42:46 AM


FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish


Less Than Jake are better.

Debatable. I think RBF have more about them but can't see them going on much longer.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Saturday 6 March 2010, 12:47:43 AM


FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish


Less Than Jake are better.

Debatable. I think RBF have more about them but can't see them going on much longer.

LTJ are getting better with age on the otherhand. RBF are still class like just love LTJ. (should really add to the embarressing bands thread)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: craggy on Tuesday 23 March 2010, 11:21:19 PM
REAL NAME: Craig Dickinson
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: York
WHEREABOUTS: Selby
JOB: Student/Part Time Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Tinchy Stryder
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag Bol
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopperberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer AM, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Given, Zidane, Messi, Bullard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gary Neville, Cattermole, Gerrard, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree and get a high earning job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, see Newcastle win a major trophy, own a supercar, travel the world,
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 1 April 2010, 09:44:36 PM
REAL NAME: Craig Dickinson
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: York
WHEREABOUTS: Selby
JOB: Student/Part Time Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Tinchy Stryder
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag Bol
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopperberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer AM, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Given, Zidane, Messi, Bullard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gary Neville, Cattermole, Gerrard, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree and get a high earning job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, see Newcastle win a major trophy, own a supercar, travel the world,

WELCOME!

Well, its official - I'm old.

Who are they?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 2 April 2010, 09:52:01 AM
He is a rapper who is about 4ft tall.

I imagine he won't have masses of fans on here but being "street" I have his album and it's pretty good. Some decent gym tunes on there too [/gym bore].
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stephen927 on Saturday 3 April 2010, 09:46:22 PM
She’s like oh there’s Stryderman
Top east London writer man
If anyone can then Stryder can
got her caught on the web like Spiderman
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: lankybellwipe on Sunday 4 April 2010, 08:23:26 AM
As most of you will know, I am a huge fan of Vic and Bob. They uncovered a comedy niche, in that they can say the most ridiculously stupid things which have no 'punchline' or the slightest element of sense, they have never told  a joke, and yet are hilarious. I feel the same pattern can be applied to Rap. Rappers are gifted with the ability of making up utter gibberish out of any word they like, to fit into a tune :kinnear:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GarethH on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 09:42:37 PM
Been on here a couple of weeks and just noticed this thread, so here it goes:

REAL NAME: Gareth Hall
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields but consider myself from Jarrow as I've lived there all my life.
WHEREABOUTS: Jarrow
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Killers or maybe Hadouken!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Quite partial too a curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diet Coke, Corona w/ lime
FAVOURITE PLACE: Marmaris, Turkey
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Flash Foward, Soccer AM
FAVOURITE FILM: Toy Story
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Stevie G, Jimmy Bullard, Jose M, Wenger, SBR
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Harry Redknapp, Fergie
OTHER TEAMS: LA Lakers
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball
ROLE MODEL(S): Dwight Howard (Basketball player)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a degree, become an accountant
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a degree, become an accountant, get myself into better shape, get married, have kids
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 09:51:51 PM
Dwight Howard?

:thup:

Though I'm struggling to see how a 17 year old from North East England is going to follow in the footsteps of a 7 foot tall muscular man mountain that fouls too much.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GarethH on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:27:27 PM
Dwight Howard?

:thup:

Though I'm struggling to see how a 17 year old from North East England is going to follow in the footsteps of a 7 foot tall muscular man mountain that fouls too much.
It's more of that I see him as a great bloke, probably one of the best professionals in the NBA. But yeah I'm some way from blocking shots into the stratosphere and dunking on about 2 or 3 guys with ease.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 11:05:09 PM
get a degree and become an accountant.


dearie me....dearie dearie me.  :( :banghead: and  :duff:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Liam Liam Liam O on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 11:07:37 PM
get a degree and become an accountant.


dearie me....dearie dearie me.  :( :banghead: and  :duff:

:knuppel2: or more accurately next time :vtec:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GarethH on Thursday 29 April 2010, 03:33:32 PM
get a degree and become an accountant.


dearie me....dearie dearie me.  :( :banghead: and  :duff:
What would be wrong with that?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: je85 on Saturday 1 May 2010, 10:14:06 PM
Hello hello hello

REAL NAME: Joe
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Stoke on Trent
WHEREABOUTS: Leicester
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Oceansize
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagna (like Garfield)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coffee
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Alps
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show
FAVOURITE FILM: anything from Home Alone to Into The Wild
FAVOURITE SHARK: saw sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Phillippe Albert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: El Hadji Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: Leicester Tigers
OTHER SPORTS: Running, cycling and squash
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degree in cell physiology and pharmacology then see what happens
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Iron man triathlon, marry, good job, grow up and yer mam.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Saturday 1 May 2010, 10:16:00 PM
Evington or Clarendon Park?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: je85 on Saturday 1 May 2010, 11:35:03 PM
Clarendon Park, studied here yourself?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: indi on Saturday 1 May 2010, 11:39:11 PM
Aye, a while ago now though.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MrIrrelevant on Monday 24 May 2010, 06:44:12 PM
REAL NAME: Nathan
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Split time between Bolton/Preston these days
JOB: Full time student/part time as a sales assistant at Morrisons/work behind a bar at nights
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Linkin Park
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry, hotter the better!
FAVOURITE DRINK: Depends what mood I'm in
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle/Copenhagen/Boston, USA
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost/True Blood/Fringe
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption/Good Will Hunting/Saving Private Ryan/American History X
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer/Shay Given/Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Steven Gerrard/Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: New England Patriots (NFL), Boston Bruins (NHL)
OTHER SPORTS: American football (NFL), Ice Hockey (NHL)
ROLE MODEL(S): Wes Welker (American football wide receiver)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate Uni, hopefully cadge a job writing for a newspaper.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Solo skydive 2. Attend a Super Bowl 3. Attend a World Cup Final 4. Go to Roskilde music festival in Denmark 5. Punch Roy Keane  :angry:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 25 May 2010, 01:05:12 AM
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MrIrrelevant on Tuesday 25 May 2010, 01:12:12 AM
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?

A wee bit mental but some posts had me in stitches, think I might stick around a while  O0
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: toonlass on Tuesday 25 May 2010, 07:15:02 PM
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?

A wee bit mental but some posts had me in stitches, think I might stick around a while  O0

Just don't mention lost, whatever you do!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MrIrrelevant on Tuesday 25 May 2010, 07:30:35 PM
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?

A wee bit mental but some posts had me in stitches, think I might stick around a while  O0

Just don't mention lost, whatever you do!

Like where it turns out John Locke is actually Keyser Soze?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Roke on Thursday 8 July 2010, 08:40:29 PM
REAL NAME:  Phillip
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Lethbridge [Canada]
WHEREABOUTS: Winnipeg
JOB: Student, soon to be nothing.
FAVOURITE BAND: Stan Rogers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Salmon
FAVOURITE DRINK: Rye & coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Edmonton 
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Rome, Battlestar Galactica
FAVOURITE FILM: The Rocket.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Whale
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Scott Parker, Tomasz Radzinski,Craig Forrest.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Owen Hargreaves, Asmir Begovic, Dani Fernandes, Jonathan De Guzman, Probably Jacob Lensky.
OTHER TEAMS: Montreal Canadians (NHL)
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey, Canadian Football
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish undergraduate degree, begin career as an accountant
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
-See a professional football match in person
-See a Newcastle United match in person
-See Canada in a World Cup finals [unlikely in the next 12 years... at least]
-Travel
-Learn french.


Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 8 July 2010, 09:07:04 PM
Jonathan De Guzman, Probably Jacob Lensky.
-See a Newcastle United match in person


Welcome to the boards and that;

Lensky is a class loan signing for the CCC on FM10... is he just s*** for Canada or something? Interested in that.
Plus, NUFC been linked with De Guzman today in the Sun, your ambition could end up having you watch a villain. :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Roke on Thursday 8 July 2010, 09:27:13 PM

Lensky is a class loan signing for the CCC on FM10... is he just s*** for Canada or something? Interested in that.
Plus, NUFC been linked with De Guzman today in the Sun, your ambition could end up having you watch a villain. :lol:


Thanks.
Lensky's now playing for the Czech U-21s after having played for Canada in the younger age groups.
I saw the De Guzman link and decided I may as well start becoming a part of the community.  Quality player and I think he's the type of midfielder the club need, but I wish he decided to play for Canada.

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Thursday 8 July 2010, 09:58:55 PM
Fair one. Didn't know that about Lensky. And aye, I hope we sign JDG.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 8 July 2010, 11:35:22 PM
Don't think Ive ever looked in here. May as well have a pop

REAL NAME: John
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Youth Research Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: Beatles/Stones/Led Zep
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea, tequilla, rum, water
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have I Got News For You
FAVOURITE FILM: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
FAVOURITE SHARK: n/a
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro Beardsley, Figo, Guardiola, Zinho, Ginola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane
OTHER TEAMS: meh
OTHER SPORTS: cricket, boxing, F1, badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Lennon, Ray Davies, Dostoevsky
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a counsellor, start a band, visit places
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: live
[/quote]
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 July 2010, 11:37:12 PM
Don't think Ive ever looked in here. May as well have a pop

REAL NAME: John
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Youth Research Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: Beatles/Stones/Led Zep
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea, tequilla, rum, water
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have I Got News For You
FAVOURITE FILM: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
FAVOURITE SHARK: n/a
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro Beardsley, Figo, Guardiola, Zinho, Ginola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane
OTHER TEAMS: meh
OTHER SPORTS: cricket, boxing, F1, badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Lennon, Ray Davies, Dostoevsky
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a counsellor, start a band, visit places
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: live
[/quote]

Do you ask people how old they are? :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Thursday 8 July 2010, 11:40:15 PM
Don't think Ive ever looked in here. May as well have a pop

REAL NAME: John
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Youth Research Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: Beatles/Stones/Led Zep
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea, tequilla, rum, water
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have I Got News For You
FAVOURITE FILM: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
FAVOURITE SHARK: n/a
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro Beardsley, Figo, Guardiola, Zinho, Ginola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane
OTHER TEAMS: meh
OTHER SPORTS: cricket, boxing, F1, badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Lennon, Ray Davies, Dostoevsky
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a counsellor, start a band, visit places
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: live


Do you ask people how old they are? :lol:

No, just have a quick feel, look under their shirt, make an educated guess. Interesting job
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Thursday 8 July 2010, 11:44:19 PM
Don't think Ive ever looked in here. May as well have a pop

REAL NAME: John
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: Youth Research Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: Beatles/Stones/Led Zep
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea, tequilla, rum, water
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have I Got News For You
FAVOURITE FILM: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
FAVOURITE SHARK: n/a
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro Beardsley, Figo, Guardiola, Zinho, Ginola
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane
OTHER TEAMS: meh
OTHER SPORTS: cricket, boxing, F1, badminton
ROLE MODEL(S): Lennon, Ray Davies, Dostoevsky
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a counsellor, start a band, visit places
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: live


Do you ask people how old they are? :lol:

No, just have a quick feel, look under their shirt, make an educated guess. Interesting job

:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Weezertron on Wednesday 28 July 2010, 11:47:22 AM
REAL NAME: Andy
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Self employed music engineer/musician
FAVOURITE BAND: Ben Folds Five/old Weezer
FAVOURITE FOOD: Homepride pasta bake.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopparberg Pear Cider and water.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Louis Theroux
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies/Life Aquatic & any Hanks/Steve Martin/Bill Murray flick.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: N/A
OTHER TEAMS: N/A
OTHER SPORTS: BMX
ROLE MODEL(S): Jon Brion.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Record bands and get paid for it. Be creative. Avoid working in an office.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write and record my own album. Find a lass who wears decent trainers. Learn to play the Piano. Own a season ticket. Live till I'm atleast 80.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Wednesday 28 July 2010, 05:32:04 PM
REAL NAME: Andy
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Self employed music engineer/musician
FAVOURITE BAND: Ben Folds Five/old Weezer
FAVOURITE FOOD: Homepride pasta bake.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopparberg Pear Cider and water.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Louis Theroux
FAVOURITE FILM: The Goonies/Life Aquatic & any Hanks/Steve Martin/Bill Murray flick.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: N/A
OTHER TEAMS: N/A
OTHER SPORTS: BMX
ROLE MODEL(S): Jon Brion.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Record bands and get paid for it. Be creative. Avoid working in an office.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write and record my own album. Find a lass who wears decent trainers. Learn to play the Piano. Own a season ticket. Live till I'm atleast 80.

Brilliant, definitely. :lol:

Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Friday 30 July 2010, 12:59:21 AM
Ben Folds Five, nice one!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Vieu on Monday 2 August 2010, 04:37:30 PM
REAL NAME: Alexander
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Sundsvall, Sweden
WHEREABOUTS: Gothenburg, Sweden
JOB: Unemployed
FAVOURITE BAND: Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Sour, RHCP, System of a Down.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water, Tequila and orange juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: Paris
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Futurama
FAVOURITE FILM: Alien, Aliens, Harry Potter 1-6
FAVOURITE SHARK: The gay one from the will smith movie.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Stoichkov
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: N/A
OTHER TEAMS: GIF Sundsvall & Boston Bruins.
OTHER SPORTS: Beer drinking
ROLE MODEL(S): N/A
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get some cash and work experience and then move abroad
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Sell/Buy sex, Travel to all continents(done europe so far).. Will have to do for now.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Monday 2 August 2010, 09:13:30 PM
REAL NAME: Alexander
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Sundsvall, Sweden
WHEREABOUTS: Gothenburg, Sweden
JOB: Unemployed
FAVOURITE BAND: Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Sour, RHCP, System of a Down.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water, Tequila and orange juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: Paris
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Futurama
FAVOURITE FILM: Alien, Aliens, Harry Potter 1-6
FAVOURITE SHARK: The gay one from the will smith movie.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Stoichkov
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: N/A
OTHER TEAMS: GIF Sundsvall & Boston Bruins.
OTHER SPORTS: Beer drinking
ROLE MODEL(S): N/A
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get some cash and work experience and then move abroad
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Sell/Buy sex, Travel to all continents(done europe so far).. Will have to do for now.

:lol: Righteo.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: BlufPurdi on Monday 2 August 2010, 09:29:23 PM
Time to re-do this..

REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 21 25
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Glasgow
JOB: Student ARGOS
FAVOURITE BAND/MUSIC: ACDC - Seeing as everyone else can't choose f***ing ONE I'll add - Tool, Steve Earle, Rolling Stones, The Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Roast How could this ever change?
FAVOURITE DRINK: Southern Comfort/Budvar Vodka & Lemonade at the minute
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Blackadder, Shameless, Fawlty Towers, The Sopranos, LOST, Breaking Bad
FAVOURITE FILM: Blow - Again, seeing as most can't just pick ONE - Kelly's Heroes, Dirty Harry, Ghostbusters
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White We don't pander to this s*** anymore, no?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Romario, Brian Laudrup, Gascoigne - Are there any anymore?
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo Some things never change.
OTHER TEAMS: Darlington
OTHER SPORTS: Running, Basketball (only to play, never to watch) Shaolin Kung-Fu
ROLE MODEL(S): Brothers, Shearer, Jackie Chan and my Sifu
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Waste money Get a nice house in a nice area.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to South America, see Newcastle win a cup (any), learn a new language, smoke ayahuasca, family, another baby (a wee girl, got the name lined up!), live in and experience another culture.

 :angel:

BORED.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: David28 on Monday 2 August 2010, 10:32:32 PM
I somehow never was bothered about this thread. Time to fill this out now...

REAL NAME: David
AGE: 19 (soon)
BIRTHPLACE: Augsburg
WHEREABOUTS: Eurasburg (somewhere near Augsburg)
JOB: Will start working as a wholesaler on 1st September
FAVOURITE BAND: Don't really have one...
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza, bavarian hog roast with bread dumpling
FAVOURITE DRINK: (bavarian) beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home and/or Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dr. House, TV Total
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many...
FAVOURITE SHARK: n/a
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Kahn, Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gerrard, Terry
OTHER TEAMS: n/a
OTHER SPORTS: cycling, running
ROLE MODEL(S): José Mourinho, Lance Armstrong
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Start working after 12 years of school, earn money, be (still) happy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Be a SJP season ticked holder, watch the Tour de France in France, ride up Alp D`Huez with a bike, watching TV Total live in the studio, be successfull
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 01:19:57 AM
I always thought you were mid-late 20s, David, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: QBG on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 02:23:19 AM
What's the story then David? A German Newcastle fan? Family links or other reasons behind it?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: David28 on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 08:41:17 AM
What's the story then David? A German Newcastle fan? Family links or other reasons behind it?

I don't know what the story is tbh. I'm certainly not aware of any forefathers in the UK.

I've always watched the Premier League highlights on German TV (around 10 years ago) and seeing Shearer scoring goals in that black and white shirt got me, somehow. (Not only Shearer, but he was probably the main attraction)

So, no big story, just choosing an English club to support instead of a German club.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: QBG on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 10:00:21 AM
Fair play tbh :thup: I've got foreign teams I take a liking to but I'd never be dedicated enough to call myself a supporter. But I suppose its a lot easier if they're the first team you really get interested in. Pretty much the same as what happened with me as I started paying attention in 95/96 so Newcastle quickly became my team, only later was I informed of my geordie roots.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 01:52:34 PM
Always thought David was much older than that, that's a compliment btw.

Most people thought I was mid-40's before I specified. :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 04:28:35 PM
Most people seemed to think I was a middle aged Japanese bloke for no b****** reason at all.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 04:35:00 PM
Always thought David was much older than that, that's a compliment btw.

Most people thought I was mid-40's before I specified. :lol:
:lol: I was readying myself to make a simiar remark. Very surprised he is actually a year my junior. Definitely a mature and coherent type of poster.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: David28 on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Surprising how many people thought I'd be "old".  :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 07:29:00 PM
I thought you were a fair bit older as well, actually. :lol: I think it's the amount you seem to spend in the betting thread, makes you seem older than you are (to me).
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: David28 on Tuesday 3 August 2010, 10:34:05 PM
I thought you were a fair bit older as well, actually. :lol: I think it's the amount you seem to spend in the betting thread, makes you seem older than you are (to me).

Aye, I'm there quite often actually.  :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Friday 6 August 2010, 04:00:59 PM
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bristol
WHEREABOUTS: Live in Glasgow
JOB: Mathematics/Physics Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Mogwai and This Town Needs Guns
FAVOURITE FOOD: I love fish, specifically Prawns. Beef olives also rock.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Old Sailor Jerrys/Morgans Spiced rum and coke.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Somerset or San José, Ibiza.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Inbetweeners and Shooting Stars
FAVOURITE FILM: Not a big fan of filmage.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Ronaldinho (was such a happy player) and Beardsley.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen.
OTHER TEAMS: n/a
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis. Used to skateboard.
ROLE MODEL(S): Jon Brion.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my honours degree, record a piano album.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write and record my own album. Travel the world. Live till at least 80. Keep good health. Shave my head and see what I look like.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: HTT on Saturday 7 August 2010, 06:58:55 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: General Hospital, Newcastle Upon Tyne
WHEREABOUTS: Toon
JOB: Self-employed
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: All-time probably The Who but I also love REM, Rolling Stones, The Clash, The Jam, Kings Of Leon and many more. The Who are the best though
FAVOURITE FOOD: African
FAVOURITE DRINK: Whiskey
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): All-tim without a doubt The Sopranos followed by Only Fools & Horses. Currently enjoying Sparticus on Bravo
FAVOURITE FILM: I don't really have one, although Jaws as a stand alone film is pretty hard to beat, it has everything a great movie needs.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Carcharodon Carcharias
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Cole, Hughie Gallacher, Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: I cannot stand John Terry, everything that is wrong with our game and the modern English footballer
OTHER TEAMS: Been to a few Gateshead matches lately so probably them and I have a soft spot for Huddersfield Toon because of Lee Clark, hope he carries on doing well there, a genuine football person.
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Too many to list
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Kids, marriage, more travel, more businesses, the usual.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: The above and the Toon winning a trophy as a top-flight club.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Wednesday 11 August 2010, 10:41:57 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 11 August 2010, 11:52:14 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Quality. I can't wait to go back (someday).
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Wednesday 11 August 2010, 11:54:30 AM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Quality. I can't wait to go back (someday).
Where'd you go?  I had a choice between Asia & South America in my early 20's and went with the former....been there or there abouts ever since, often wonder man.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Wednesday 11 August 2010, 12:14:00 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Quality. I can't wait to go back (someday).
Where'd you go?  I had a choice between Asia & South America in my early 20's and went with the former....been there or there abouts ever since, often wonder man.

Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and Brazil. All amazing places for a variety of reasons. Badly want to go Colombia though, most people i spoke to said that was their prefered country in Sth America. Argentina for me like :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stu on Wednesday 11 August 2010, 04:05:35 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Is the last one 'learn to count'? O0

If you're likely to be in the country in May, let me know and we'll sort you out with a temporary membership to NOFC and the SJP match...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Wednesday 11 August 2010, 06:31:04 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Is the last one 'learn to count'? O0

If you're likely to be in the country in May, let me know and we'll sort you out with a temporary membership to NOFC and the SJP match...
Couldn't think of 5 stand outs at the time, should have put Alba again I suppose.  Or changed it to 4!

NOFC is too cliquey Stu, obviously. :)

I might just do that though, if I'm around!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ponsaelius on Thursday 19 August 2010, 12:43:55 AM
Wait, isn't Baku in Azerbaijan?

How'd you end up out there mate? If you don't mind me asking.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: The Quiché on Thursday 19 August 2010, 01:55:04 AM
REAL NAME: Kieran
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Boston, lincolnshire
WHEREABOUTS: Currently Sleaford soon to be Heaton
JOB: Need to get looking once in Toon
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen
FAVOURITE FOOD: Breakfast cereal
FAVOURITE DRINK: Baileys
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, TNA Impact!, Come Dine with Me etc
FAVOURITE FILM:Not really into films
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammer Head why not lol
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Beardsley, Shearer, Hislop, Enrique, Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C. Ronaldo, Cantona, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: F1
ROLE MODEL(S): Parents
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a job, find a canny lass, maybe have a kid I can force into supporting Newcastle lol
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go back to America, travel alot more in general, Rihanna, Jamelia and Beyonce
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: High Five o/ on Friday 20 August 2010, 02:32:04 PM
REAL NAME: Morten
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Oslo
WHEREABOUTS: 3 miles outside Oslo now, moving back to Oslo in 1 week.
JOB: Working with Major Accounts in a Logistics company.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Turbonegro, Iron Maiden, Muse and more... (Like all kinds of music.)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Grilled brown trout.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water, whiskey, rom.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Thailand, Bali, Newcastle, Hemsedal and home;)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dexter, South Park, The king of queens.
FAVOURITE FILM: The count of monte cristo, Seven.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Not into sharks, Hammerhead sound cool.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Albert, Ronaldo.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: Lillestrøm in Norway, and like to watch Barca. (as many others  ;D)
OTHER SPORTS: Snowboarding, Mountain biking, local gym.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father =)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Have fun, travle, work.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to all continents, fly a fighterjet, visit Himalaya, have some kids & get rich or die trying
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: geordiemonster on Saturday 21 August 2010, 09:32:28 AM
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE: 35
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: North Newcastle
JOB: Software Engineer
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE: Nepal
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons, Futurama
FAVOURITE FILM: Anything with explosions that I don't have to think about in great detail
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White, awesome creatures!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Rob Lee
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Michael Owen
OTHER TEAMS: Not really
OTHER SPORTS: Cycling, Martial Arts
ROLE MODEL(S): Not sure on that one
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: More traveling, settle down and have kids
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Climb a mountain over 8000m, see the Amazon, See a volcanic eruption, See a Tiger in the wild, learn to fly
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Stu on Monday 23 August 2010, 04:45:07 PM
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE: 35
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: More traveling, settle down and have kids

Not running out of time on that one? They don't exactly go hand-in-hand :(
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 24 August 2010, 08:42:03 AM
He's a software engineer man, he knows he's not gonna get married/have kids/be happy, but we've gotta keep up appearances.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: geordiemonster on Thursday 26 August 2010, 07:44:20 PM
Haha, we are not all sad geeks you know...only most of us! :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufcslf on Sunday 29 August 2010, 11:36:59 PM
REAL NAME: Ian
AGE: 44
BIRTHPLACE: Durham
WHEREABOUTS: Vancouver, Canada
JOB: Letter Carrier (Postman)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Stiff Little Fingers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything put in front of me
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sleemans Honey Brown Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Black Adder, Family Guy, Sports   
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemtion, Austin Powers, Shrek
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Beardsley, Paul Scholes, Steve Coppell 
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Eric Cantona
OTHER TEAMS: Vancouver Canucks
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey, Snooker, Darts, Table Tennis, Golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, Brother
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Keep happy and healthy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See the toon win something
2. See the Canucks win the Stanley Cup
3. See SLF in NY along with some sight seeing
4. Follow a full Slf Uk March tour
5. Win the lottery and at least 3 and 4 can happen
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 30 August 2010, 12:45:02 AM
REAL NAME: Ian
AGE: 44
BIRTHPLACE: Durham
WHEREABOUTS: Vancouver, Canada
JOB: Letter Carrier (Postman)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Stiff Little Fingers
FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything put in front of me
FAVOURITE DRINK: Sleemans Honey Brown Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Home
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Black Adder, Family Guy, Sports   
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemtion, Austin Powers, Shrek
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Beardsley, Paul Scholes, Steve Coppell 
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Eric Cantona
OTHER TEAMS: Vancouver Canucks
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey, Snooker, Darts, Table Tennis, Golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Dad, Brother
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Keep happy and healthy
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See the toon win something
2. See the Canucks win the Stanley Cup
3. See SLF in NY along with some sight seeing
4. Follow a full Slf Uk March tour
5. Win the lottery and at least 3 and 4 can happen
someone older than me.......... :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 30 August 2010, 01:50:13 PM
Just need to wait for Jesus to sign up then both of them will be on here.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 30 August 2010, 05:28:39 PM
Just need to wait for Jesus to sign up then both of them will be on here.
forgetting about mick eh ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: pedro111 on Wednesday 15 September 2010, 09:50:31 PM
We have millions of Canada people on here like, or should I say eh?.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: black n white on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:28:11 PM
REAL NAME: black n white
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Scotland
JOB: HCA (Health Care Assistant)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:don't have a favorite band i just listen to whats on
FAVOURITE FOOD: something edible
FAVOURITE DRINK: WKD
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):
FAVOURITE FILM: Blindside
FAVOURITE SHARK: ones with teeth
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone thats played for the unwashed
OTHER TEAMS: none, i only support Newcastle
ROLE MODEL(S): is a good film :P
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: to get my degree and masters in Physiotherapy and work for the club :D
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
work in the sports industry as a physio
travel the word
get married and have kids
to have my own business at some point
to make every single game in a season :D
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:29:45 PM
You put the right email address in this time. ;)

Welcome.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:29:48 PM
Health care assistant, wkd.. you better be a girl.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: black n white on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:30:49 PM
You put the right email address in this time. ;)

Welcome.

yeah lol
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: black n white on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:31:14 PM
Health care assistant, wkd.. you better be a girl.

and if i wasn't :P
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:33:26 PM
A GIRL
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mr. Snrub on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:34:13 PM
Health care assistant, wkd.. you better be a girl.

and if i wasn't :P

I'll sleep with you anyway.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: black n white on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 06:35:11 PM
one thing you should also know, is that i have alot of Blonde moments, so just ignore and move on  :frantic:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Wednesday 22 September 2010, 07:27:35 PM
Weeoow, it's a lass.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 23 September 2010, 12:18:39 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Thursday 23 September 2010, 12:43:41 PM
Yes! Safety in numbers.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 23 September 2010, 12:47:30 PM
So you would like to think, at least. :shifty:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Thursday 23 September 2010, 07:48:15 PM
A/S/L? Oh right, you already said.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Friday 24 September 2010, 01:58:40 AM
REAL NAME: black n white
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Scotland
JOB: HCA (Health Care Assistant)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:don't have a favorite band i just listen to whats on
FAVOURITE FOOD: something edible
FAVOURITE DRINK: WKD
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):
FAVOURITE FILM: Blindside
FAVOURITE SHARK: ones with teeth
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone thats played for the unwashed
OTHER TEAMS: none, i only support Newcastle
ROLE MODEL(S): is a good film :P
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: to get my degree and masters in Physiotherapy and work for the club :D
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
work in the sports industry as a physio
travel the word
get married and have kids
to have my own business at some point
to make every single game in a season :D

Worst answer ever, I don't care if you're a lass and how 'exotic' that is.  Buck your ideas up pet.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 24 September 2010, 02:48:16 AM
:lol: Definitely.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: black n white on Saturday 25 September 2010, 05:53:04 PM
REAL NAME: black n white
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Scotland
JOB: HCA (Health Care Assistant)
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:don't have a favorite band i just listen to whats on
FAVOURITE FOOD: something edible
FAVOURITE DRINK: WKD
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):
FAVOURITE FILM: Blindside
FAVOURITE SHARK: ones with teeth
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Anyone thats played for the unwashed
OTHER TEAMS: none, i only support Newcastle
ROLE MODEL(S): is a good film :P
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: to get my degree and masters in Physiotherapy and work for the club :D
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
work in the sports industry as a physio
travel the word
get married and have kids
to have my own business at some point
to make every single game in a season :D

Worst answer ever, I don't care if you're a lass and how 'exotic' that is.  Buck your ideas up pet.

i just turn on the local radio and whatever comes on i listen too, not too bothered tbh, cos i only listen to music in the car or if im travelling and its always the radio i listen too
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: nufc_spain on Monday 4 October 2010, 09:02:29 PM
REAL NAME: Carlos
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Spain
WHEREABOUTS: Sevilla
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Sevilla FC and Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD: Italian Food
FAVOURITE DRINK: Horchata
FAVOURITE PLACE: Great Brittain
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Prison Break
FAVOURITE FILM: The Damned United
FAVOURITE SHARK: ??
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Brian Clough, Shay Given and Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: All Man Utd scum
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS: Football Indoor, Wrestling
ROLE MODEL(S): Cloughie
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Visit SJP

Hi all, one fan from Spain.

Cheers.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 4 October 2010, 09:26:55 PM
Welcome. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: underthesea on Thursday 14 October 2010, 02:12:30 PM
REAL NAME: Harry
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Stocksfield, Northumberland
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: West Ham
FAVOURITE BAND: Pendulum
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Vodka and Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Apprentice, South Park, X-Factor, Mock The Week (other comedy roadshows)
FAVOURITE FILM: Inception
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bruce
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Frederic Piquionne, Cristiano Ronaldo, Carlos Tevez, Cameron Jerome
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Jonathan Spector, Lee Bowyer, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Atletico Madrid, Newcastle, Plymouth Argyle
OTHER SPORTS: F1, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Chris Kamara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get Into decent Uni for Journalism
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Live in America, Win the Euromillion jackpot, World Cup Final, See Tottenham relegated, See Cristiano Ronaldo voted finest player of his generation.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 14 October 2010, 02:20:47 PM
come on the harry. west ham ? explain yourself.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: underthesea on Thursday 14 October 2010, 02:22:51 PM
Well my dad is Welsh, and My mum is American. So the only real Newcastle roots I had were being born nearby, but that was overthrown by the influence of my Grandfather who is a big West Ham fan. My Great Grandfather was a Leicester fan, so it was one of the two. Ended up following West Ham.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Sunday 17 October 2010, 10:15:12 PM
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: Stocksfield, Northumberland

FAVOURITE CLUB: West Ham


???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Sunday 17 October 2010, 10:16:01 PM
Look up.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 18 October 2010, 05:38:32 PM
shouldn't there just be some big official style red stamp to go across underthesea's post saying "PART WELSH!!"
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday 18 October 2010, 09:57:05 PM
Look up.

Aye, didn't consider the last page before replying
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Toon Hoser on Tuesday 19 October 2010, 02:15:25 AM
Hello Toon People!


REAL NAME: Robert
AGE: 37
BIRTHPLACE: Hamilton  (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1693/canflageh2.gif)
WHEREABOUTS: Toronto (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1693/canflageh2.gif)

JOB: faceless bureaucrat
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Skinny Puppy, other industrial/goth s***, viking metal too
FAVOURITE FOOD: pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: usually beer, lighter stuff for hangovers
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ile d'Orleans, Quebec
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Doctor Who
FAVOURITE FILM: anything with vikings in it
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: de Jong
OTHER TEAMS: sometimes Arsenal vicariously...
OTHER SPORTS: cycling, baseball
ROLE MODEL(S): Simon le Bon (a complete and utter falsehood)
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: visit Newcastle, see a live NUFC match, see the Roman Wall, and other profound things
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 19 October 2010, 02:20:33 AM
:lol: Saw the name and knew we had a Canadian on the board.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Toon Hoser on Tuesday 19 October 2010, 02:28:27 AM
:lol: Saw the name and knew we had a Canadian on the board.

Howay eh! 
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 19 October 2010, 12:23:29 PM
:lol: Saw the name and knew we had a Canadian on the board.

Howay eh! 

:lol: Welcome to the board, hoser.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Tuesday 19 October 2010, 06:14:31 PM
Hello Toon People!


REAL NAME: Robert
AGE: 37
BIRTHPLACE: Hamilton  (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1693/canflageh2.gif)
WHEREABOUTS: Toronto (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1693/canflageh2.gif)

JOB: faceless bureaucrat
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Skinny Puppy, other industrial/goth s***, viking metal too
FAVOURITE FOOD: pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: usually beer, lighter stuff for hangovers
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ile d'Orleans, Quebec
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Doctor Who
FAVOURITE FILM: anything with vikings in it
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: de Jong
OTHER TEAMS: sometimes Arsenal vicariously...
OTHER SPORTS: cycling, baseball
ROLE MODEL(S): Simon le Bon (a complete and utter falsehood)
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: visit Newcastle, see a live NUFC match, see the Roman Wall, and other profound things
kaizeros mam ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 19 October 2010, 06:41:33 PM
:lol: brilliant.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Monday 25 October 2010, 08:25:53 PM
Erm, ok, I'll get reet on it.

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Seaham (yes, in the middle of Mackem land.)
WHEREABOUTS: Middlesbrough
JOB: Full-time tax dodger (you know them as students) studying Civil Engineering at Teesside Uni.
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) But it is Newcastle... I'm confused.
FAVOURITE BAND: Elastic
FAVOURITE FOOD: At the moment I have to say its the takeaway chicken parmo. The best thing to come out of smogland since chemical warfare.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Clichéd I know, but it's genuinely Newcastle Brown Ale.
FAVOURITE PLACE: The pub, as long as there's a snooker or pool table free.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have to say I like Chuck.
FAVOURITE FILM: Easy, the first Magnificent Seven with Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Whale Sharks. They just bob about in the ocean being lazy as owt and eating all day. That's the life to live.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shola Ameobi, the man just defies all logic and the laws of physics.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: That french RnB singer the mackems have signed.
OTHER TEAMS: I'll have you know I'm as straight as the day is long, thank you very much.
OTHER SPORTS: I follow everything, but not really with that much interest. Maybe speedway, but that's probably only cos the lass who presents it on Sky is fit as. Charlie Webster, mmmmm.
ROLE MODEL(S): It's an alright film I guess.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get through Uni with a masters degree, become a chartered member of the Institute of Civil Engineers.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Go to a Boca/Riverplate derby
2) Work a winter as a skiing instructor
3) Complete a centurion challenge in 50 minutes (current record is a mere 78)
4) Harrass a head of Government (bonus points if its the pope)
5) Neck a bottle of 'Sink the Bismarck' 41% beer in under 3 seconds. Although I'm going to make sure I've done the other 4 things first.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 25 October 2010, 11:07:59 PM
Erm, ok, I'll get reet on it.

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Seaham (yes, in the middle of Mackem land.)
WHEREABOUTS: Middlesbrough
JOB: Full-time tax dodger (you know them as students) studying Civil Engineering at Teesside Uni.
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) But it is Newcastle... I'm confused.
FAVOURITE BAND: Elastic
FAVOURITE FOOD: At the moment I have to say its the takeaway chicken parmo. The best thing to come out of smogland since chemical warfare.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Clichéd I know, but it's genuinely Newcastle Brown Ale.
FAVOURITE PLACE: The pub, as long as there's a snooker or pool table free.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have to say I like Chuck.
FAVOURITE FILM: Easy, the first Magnificent Seven with Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Whale Sharks. They just bob about in the ocean being lazy as owt and eating all day. That's the life to live.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shola Ameobi, the man just defies all logic and the laws of physics.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: That french RnB singer the mackems have signed.
OTHER TEAMS: I'll have you know I'm as straight as the day is long, thank you very much.
OTHER SPORTS: I follow everything, but not really with that much interest. Maybe speedway, but that's probably only cos the lass who presents it on Sky is fit as. Charlie Webster, mmmmm.
ROLE MODEL(S): It's an alright film I guess.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get through Uni with a masters degree, become a chartered member of the Institute of Civil Engineers.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Go to a Boca/Riverplate derby
2) Work a winter as a skiing instructor
3) Complete a centurion challenge in 50 minutes (current record is a mere 78)
4) Harrass a head of Government (bonus points if its the pope)
5) Neck a bottle of 'Sink the Bismarck' 41% beer in under 3 seconds. Although I'm going to make sure I've done the other 4 things first.


? :lol:

Welcome!

Edit: also, if that speedway lass is the one I'm thinking of, then  :thup: :thup: :thup: :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 09:43:58 AM
Erm, ok, I'll get reet on it.

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Seaham (yes, in the middle of Mackem land.)
WHEREABOUTS: Middlesbrough
JOB: Full-time tax dodger (you know them as students) studying Civil Engineering at Teesside Uni.
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) But it is Newcastle... I'm confused.
FAVOURITE BAND: Elastic
FAVOURITE FOOD: At the moment I have to say its the takeaway chicken parmo. The best thing to come out of smogland since chemical warfare.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Clichéd I know, but it's genuinely Newcastle Brown Ale.
FAVOURITE PLACE: The pub, as long as there's a snooker or pool table free.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Have to say I like Chuck.
FAVOURITE FILM: Easy, the first Magnificent Seven with Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Whale Sharks. They just bob about in the ocean being lazy as owt and eating all day. That's the life to live.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shola Ameobi, the man just defies all logic and the laws of physics.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: That french RnB singer the mackems have signed.
OTHER TEAMS: I'll have you know I'm as straight as the day is long, thank you very much.
OTHER SPORTS: I follow everything, but not really with that much interest. Maybe speedway, but that's probably only cos the lass who presents it on Sky is fit as. Charlie Webster, mmmmm.
ROLE MODEL(S): It's an alright film I guess.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get through Uni with a masters degree, become a chartered member of the Institute of Civil Engineers.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Go to a Boca/Riverplate derby
2) Work a winter as a skiing instructor
3) Complete a centurion challenge in 50 minutes (current record is a mere 78)
4) Harrass a head of Government (bonus points if its the pope)
5) Neck a bottle of 'Sink the Bismarck' 41% beer in under 3 seconds. Although I'm going to make sure I've done the other 4 things first.

:frantic:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 11:59:54 AM
 :lol: Like I can spell his name, I'm from Seaham remember. Thingymabobby Gyan. I don't like him because the mackems all w*** over him for costing a load of money and being s****.

And aye midds I'm afraid so. I was taken in by a kindly family of undercover toon missionaries when I was just a bairn, and as such I grew up to be civilised unlike my bestial kin. I now do work as an undercover guerilla for the forces of the black and whites, dropping soapy water bombs (melts them instantly) in particularly crowded hovels and graffiting words with the proper grammar usage in public places.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Pilko on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 12:19:20 PM
graffiting words with the proper grammar usage in public places.

Immediately thought of a 14-year old Dave here. Don't lie, you all did too.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: pedro111 on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 12:21:46 PM
We now have too many Canadians on here; we need a cull.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 12:53:08 PM
:lol: Like I can spell his name, I'm from Seaham remember. Thingymabobby Gyan. I don't like him because the mackems all w*** over him for costing a load of money and being s****.

And aye midds I'm afraid so. I was taken in by a kindly family of undercover toon missionaries when I was just a bairn, and as such I grew up to be civilised unlike my bestial kin. I now do work as an undercover guerilla for the forces of the black and whites, dropping soapy water bombs (melts them instantly) in particularly crowded hovels and graffiting words with the proper grammar usage in public places.

...such as The George and the Engineers Arms? ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Revolution Number 9 on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 12:59:58 PM
And the Mallard, the Harbour View, sod it anywhere that serves booze :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: catmag on Tuesday 26 October 2010, 10:36:54 PM
And the Mallard, the Harbour View, sod it anywhere that serves booze :lol:

The Kestrel is particularly beautiful :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dr. Mambo on Friday 29 October 2010, 09:58:02 PM
REAL NAME: Lee
AGE: 29
BIRTHPLACE: Consett
WHEREABOUTS: Consett
JOB: Unemployed at the minute
FAVOURITE BAND: Nirvana
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne
FAVOURITE DRINK: Alcoholic: Kopparberg Non alcoholic: Red Bull
FAVOURITE PLACE: Amsterdam
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy
FAVOURITE FILM: Battle Royale, Night of the Hunter, The Goonies
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sir Les, Peter Beardsley, Sir Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Wayne Rooney, Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo, Ashley Cole
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Homer Simpson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: pedro111 on Tuesday 2 November 2010, 06:58:51 PM
Class Avatar there Mambo btw. One of the best I have seen yet.  :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Tuesday 2 November 2010, 07:00:09 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 2 November 2010, 07:01:27 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!

I'm game if he lets me do his future wife.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dr. Mambo on Tuesday 2 November 2010, 09:20:43 PM
Class Avatar there Mambo btw. One of the best I have seen yet.  :thup:


Cheers dude. Its scary because it actually looks like me...


5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!

I'm game if he lets me do his future wife.


Hmm... you're not into any freaky sh*t are you? If so, you can do my first wife, Vikki Blows...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Wednesday 3 November 2010, 03:11:46 AM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!

I'm game if he lets me do his future wife.


Hmm... you're not into any freaky sh*t are you? If so, you can do my first wife, Vikki Blows...

I'm in for Vikki Blows, no worries.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dr. Mambo on Wednesday 3 November 2010, 06:52:18 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!

I'm game if he lets me do his future wife.


Hmm... you're not into any freaky sh*t are you? If so, you can do my first wife, Vikki Blows...

I'm in for Vikki Blows, no worries.

Deal. Any ideas?

I've just spent last week making a film about the best place to store beer.

It's in the can...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: catmag on Wednesday 3 November 2010, 11:00:37 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!

I'm game if he lets me do his future wife.


Hmm... you're not into any freaky sh*t are you? If so, you can do my first wife, Vikki Blows...

I'm in for Vikki Blows, no worries.

Deal. Any ideas?

I've just spent last week making a film about the best place to store beer.

It's in the can...

Get out! :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dr. Mambo on Thursday 4 November 2010, 08:20:42 PM
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle stuff the mackems in the FA cup final, punch Tinchy Strder, marry Kat von D, spend a year in Tokyo, direct a film.

Team up with Kaizero!

I'm game if he lets me do his future wife.


Hmm... you're not into any freaky sh*t are you? If so, you can do my first wife, Vikki Blows...

I'm in for Vikki Blows, no worries.

Deal. Any ideas?

I've just spent last week making a film about the best place to store beer.

It's in the can...

Get out! :lol:

I know... I'm sorry. I felt ashamed of myself as I wrote it :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TrueToon on Tuesday 7 December 2010, 07:39:34 AM
REAL NAME: Jay
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Boston
WHEREABOUTS: Boston
JOB: Synthetic Sports Installation/Music Producer
FAVOURITE BAND: MGMT
FAVOURITE FOOD: F/Chicken/Rice/Cous Cous
FAVOURITE DRINK: Alcoholic: Abbott Ale Non alcoholic: Red Bull
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North-East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dexter,The Office (US),Gavin And Stacey,Good Morning Sports Fans
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Sir Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo, Ashley Cole, Dean Whitehead
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Skitzo, Pollow Da Don, The Heatmakerz , Da Zombeez
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Add to my resume of production credits
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle lift some silverware, Become an in-house producer worldwide, Visit Australia and U.S.A, Jump from a plane, Punch Mike Ashley in the nose (extra special)

I was a member on N-O a few years ago,but lost internet for a while and just thought i'd come back on here after Hughtons sacking i knew i'd get the best opinions from here!

Cheers, Jay
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NewBoyPeetah on Saturday 11 December 2010, 12:02:05 AM

REAL NAME: Chris W
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Low Fell
WHEREABOUTS: Oxford
JOB:Operating Department Orderly

FAVOURITE BAND: Jurassic 5
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Grainger Market
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Peep Show, Eastbound and Down
FAVOURITE FILM: Anchorman, He Got Game, Any Given Sunday
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws II
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Pavel Srnicek, David Ginola, Eric Cantona
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Robbie Savage, Jimmy Floyd
OTHER TEAMS: Sacramento Kings, Duke Blue Devils, England
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Cricket, MMA
ROLE MODEL(S): Randy Corture, Jonathan Brookins, Peter Beardsley, Chris Webber
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move back to the motherland.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See NUFC win something, I'll trade all five for that happily.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 11 December 2010, 12:22:51 AM

REAL NAME: Chris W
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Low Fell
WHEREABOUTS: Oxford
JOB:Operating Department Orderly

FAVOURITE BAND: Jurassic 5
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Grainger Market
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Peep Show, Eastbound and Down
FAVOURITE FILM: Anchorman, He Got Game, Any Given Sunday
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws II
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Pavel Srnicek, David Ginola, Eric Cantona
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Robbie Savage, Jimmy Floyd
OTHER TEAMS: Sacramento Kings, Duke Blue Devils, England
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Cricket, MMA
ROLE MODEL(S): Randy Corture, Jonathan Brookins, Peter Beardsley, Chris Webber
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move back to the motherland.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See NUFC win something, I'll trade all five for that happily.


Good username :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NewBoyPeetah on Saturday 11 December 2010, 12:39:00 AM
Thank you, it's harder than I though to pick one!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Ian W on Monday 13 December 2010, 07:08:45 PM

REAL NAME: Chris W
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Low Fell
WHEREABOUTS: Oxford
JOB:Operating Department Orderly

FAVOURITE BAND: Jurassic 5
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Grainger Market
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Peep Show, Eastbound and Down
FAVOURITE FILM: Anchorman, He Got Game, Any Given Sunday
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws II
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Pavel Srnicek, David Ginola, Eric Cantona
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Robbie Savage, Jimmy Floyd
OTHER TEAMS: Sacramento Kings, Duke Blue Devils, England
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Cricket, MMA
ROLE MODEL(S): Randy Corture, Jonathan Brookins, Peter Beardsley, Chris Webber
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move back to the motherland.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See NUFC win something, I'll trade all five for that happily.


:celb:

He's here!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: NewBoyPeetah on Monday 13 December 2010, 07:39:52 PM
You Alreet bro?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: catmag on Friday 17 December 2010, 04:27:37 PM
More siblings! :frantic:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dokko on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:08:01 AM
In about a weeks time:

Good thread.

REAL NAME: Scott
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Norn Iron
WHEREABOUTS: Bedroom
JOB: Taste Tester
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle/Barcelona
FAVOURITE BAND: The Smashing Pisskins
FAVOURITE FOOD: Peeza
FAVOURITE DRINK: p*ss
FAVOURITE PLACE: Back here
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Black Bladder
FAVOURITE FILM: 1 Guy, one cup of p*ss
FAVOURITE SHARK: Pistiophoriforme
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Kevin Nolan, Urine Rennie
OTHER TEAMS: No
OTHER SPORTS:  Ten Pissbowling
ROLE MODEL(S): Kevin Pee-terson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To stop making silly bets on the internet
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Backpack through Europe, go to Canada, become multi lingual, get this taste out of my mouth.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: palnese on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:09:17 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:30:22 AM
:spit: that's f***ing class.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:51:57 AM
In about a weeks time:

Good thread.

REAL NAME: Scott
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Norn Iron
WHEREABOUTS: Bedroom
JOB: Taste Tester
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle/Barcelona
FAVOURITE BAND: The Smashing Pisskins
FAVOURITE FOOD: Peeza
FAVOURITE DRINK: p*ss
FAVOURITE PLACE: Back here
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Black Bladder
FAVOURITE FILM: 1 Guy, one cup of p*ss
FAVOURITE SHARK: Pistiophoriforme
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Kevin Nolan, Urine Rennie
OTHER TEAMS: No
OTHER SPORTS:  Ten Pissbowling
ROLE MODEL(S): Kevin Pee-terson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To stop making silly bets on the internet
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Backpack through Europe, go to Canada, become multi lingual, get this taste out of my mouth.

Fave Italian dish:Alessandro Pistone
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dokko on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:54:06 AM
I'm now seriously gutted I forgot about Pistone... :-[
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:57:00 AM
I'm now seriously gutted I forgot about Pistone... :-[

Was he left-back somewhere.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dokko on Saturday 18 December 2010, 12:58:57 AM
I'm now seriously gutted I forgot about Pistone... :-[

Was he left-back somewhere.

Too good man, far far too good.  :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Saturday 18 December 2010, 01:43:37 AM
I'm now seriously gutted I forgot about Pistone... :-[

Was he left-back somewhere.

Too good man, far far too good.  :lol:

If it compensates,I thought your list was excellent,TT.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Monday 27 December 2010, 03:58:45 PM
REAL NAME: Rachel
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: (Right now?) Whitley Bay
JOB: Admin clerk
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Kings of Leon. Also like a bit of The Overtones.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: JD and coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Australia
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I like way too many to be bothered to list
FAVOURITE FILM: Same as telly shows
FAVOURITE SHARK: Er - Jaws?! :lol:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer. Bobby Robson.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gazza - plain embarrassment!
OTHER TEAMS: Don't really support any to be honest
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, snooker, golf, occasionally cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Like to life my own life my own way, not have the influence of someone else. There are people I admire though.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get things back on track if possible!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to the Maldives, get married, go white water rafting :lol: , live somewhere other than Britain cos its s**** and pretty much have as much fun as I possibly friggin well can!!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TaylorJ_01 on Monday 27 December 2010, 04:39:03 PM
Welcome :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Monday 27 December 2010, 06:14:14 PM
A girl! Welcome. :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 27 December 2010, 06:36:14 PM
A girl! Welcome. :aww:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Monday 27 December 2010, 07:19:28 PM
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/7964/orlyr.jpg)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Monday 27 December 2010, 07:42:10 PM
A girl! Welcome. :aww:
Thank you! Glad to see I'm not the only girl either! :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Monday 27 December 2010, 08:04:06 PM
A girl! Welcome. :aww:
Thank you! Glad to see I'm not the only girl either! :thup:

There's wormy and catmag too. :snod:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Monday 27 December 2010, 09:34:30 PM
A girl! Welcome. :aww:
Thank you! Glad to see I'm not the only girl either! :thup:

There's wormy and catmag too. :snod:

And Fabregash.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Monday 27 December 2010, 09:45:52 PM
i think jills's subtitle has scared her off.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Monday 27 December 2010, 09:53:39 PM
i think jills's subtitle has scared her off.
No not at all. I did read that as "stubble" at first however.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Keefaz on Monday 27 December 2010, 09:55:04 PM
Surprised Jill got there before Jon, tbh.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: ElDiablo on Monday 27 December 2010, 11:36:29 PM
Someone link the pics thread then, ffs.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 01:13:54 AM
Rachel is such a canny name 'cause it reminds me of how Jennifer Aniston looks.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Steggy on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 02:26:29 AM
Is Wormy actually a girl?  :dowie:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 02:27:07 AM
Is Wormy actually a girl?  :dowie:

It's both.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Doctor Zaius on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 07:14:06 AM
 :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:  :fwap:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 09:16:18 AM
i think jills's subtitle has scared her off.

I still maintain it's time that changed. I've moved through my half-gay stage.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 11:58:23 AM
i think jills's subtitle has scared her off.

I still maintain it's time that changed. I've moved through my half-gay stage.

Since you met me :smug:








Now a complete lesbian.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:03:58 PM
Is Wormy actually a girl?  :dowie:

It's both.
I fear for my sanity on this forum - people who are both male & female, people with ginger bitch fetishes, what else have you got on here? :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:05:35 PM
Is Wormy actually a girl?  :dowie:

It's both.
I fear for my sanity on this forum - people who are both male & female, people with ginger bitch fetishes, what else have you got on here? :lol:

AliGupter.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:09:02 PM
Tyneside Jill
100% lezza
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:12:43 PM
I might need a bodyguard on this forum if you get any more weirdo's on the list  :cheesy:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:40:38 PM
You'll get on well with neesy. :thup:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:42:55 PM
Tyneside Jill
100% lezza

:lol: Veto.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: midds on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 12:55:42 PM
Tyneside Jill
100% lezza

:lol: Veto.

I'll see what I can do. :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 28 December 2010, 02:49:57 PM
:lol: Slightly better, btw.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 29 December 2010, 04:46:40 PM
Wormy is all man. :hom:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Wednesday 29 December 2010, 06:41:55 PM
Wormy is all man. :hom:
surely as my creation, i should decide.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Yorkie on Thursday 30 December 2010, 02:06:36 AM
This thread always has a surge of conversation when a girl pops up. Most of the female newbies in question rarely continue to post.

Such a sausagefest. :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Thursday 30 December 2010, 02:39:45 AM
to be fair they do have washing and ironing etc to contend with and who knows if they can fit a PC in the kitchen ?
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 30 December 2010, 02:47:14 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ECCv6QNvy-I/S76lA3C7qnI/AAAAAAAABvQ/O1RxHbAU1j0/s1600/drag+queen.jpg)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Thursday 30 December 2010, 08:03:49 PM
This thread always has a surge of conversation when a girl pops up. Most of the female newbies in question rarely continue to post.

Such a sausagefest. :lol:
I like sausage  :smitten:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Thursday 30 December 2010, 08:06:05 PM
to be fair they do have washing and ironing etc to contend with and who knows if they can fit a PC in the kitchen ?
Oh no, no, no, thats not how I spend my time. I spend my time massaging oil into my own breasts, painting my nails, getting my hair done and eating sausage :lol:
I also will watch the match when Newcastle or England are playing. My brother is a Man U fan though. t***.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 30 December 2010, 08:36:20 PM
to be fair they do have washing and ironing etc to contend with and who knows if they can fit a PC in the kitchen ?
Oh no, no, no, thats not how I spend my time. I spend my time massaging oil into my own breasts, painting my nails, getting my hair done and eating sausage :lol:
I also will watch the match when Newcastle or England are playing. My brother is a Man U fan though. t***.

Something makes me think this isn't a real woman, just a regular poster on a wind-up. I could be wrong, but I don't know many women who would say they massage oil into their breasts and eat lots of sausage - even in jest.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Geordie Magpie on Thursday 30 December 2010, 08:40:51 PM
to be fair they do have washing and ironing etc to contend with and who knows if they can fit a PC in the kitchen ?
Oh no, no, no, thats not how I spend my time. I spend my time massaging oil into my own breasts, painting my nails, getting my hair done and eating sausage :lol:
I also will watch the match when Newcastle or England are playing. My brother is a Man U fan though. t***.

Something makes me think this isn't a real woman, just a regular poster on a wind-up. I could be wrong, but I don't know many women who would say they massage oil into their breasts and eat lots of sausage - even in jest.
No I can just be an uncouth cow. :lol: Sorry! I shan't joke again, I'll get me marigolds on and go do some washing up :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Thursday 30 December 2010, 08:43:14 PM
Probably AS9.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Friday 31 December 2010, 12:27:15 PM
Snoopy ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Incognito on Friday 31 December 2010, 02:05:22 PM
Invictoria Toon.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:05:10 PM
Didn't even know this thread existed. 1600 posts too late :(
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:07:21 PM
Didn't even know this thread existed. 1600 posts too late :(

It's never too late.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:15:09 PM
Didn't even know this thread existed. 1600 posts too late :(

It's never too late.

Hint received ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:22:57 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay/Gosforth
JOB: 6th Form/Newcastle United Foundation
FAVOURITE BAND: The Jam or Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North-East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Blackadder, Phoneix Nights, Royle Fam, Alan Partridge, Morecambe & Wise and more...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Street Sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby Robson, Brian Clough, Kevin Keegan, Alan Sheaer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay, Gateshead, Cambridge, Huddersfield
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Golf, Cricket, Rowing
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a well paid full time job as a football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle lift some silverware, Go to the British Lions tour, Win an award on N-O..., Play for NOFC,Marry Jill
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:23:50 PM
More females for NO

(http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1414275/didn-t-read-o.gif)

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:24:36 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay/Gosforth
JOB: 6th Form/Newcastle United Foundation
FAVOURITE BAND: The Jam or Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North-East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Blackadder, Phoneix Nights, Royle Fam, Alan Partridge, Morecambe & Wise and more...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Street Sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby Robson, Brian Clough, Kevin Keegan, Alan Sheaer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay, Gateshead, Cambridge, Huddersfield
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Golf, Cricket, Rowing
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a well paid full time job as a football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle lift some silverware, Go to the British Lions tour, Win an award on N-O..., Play for NOFC,Marry Jill

You were trailing off there, and then you go and stick that last wish in!?

Crafty.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:25:20 PM
Knock 'em when they're bored ;)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:26:17 PM
I'm genuinely impressed you put down 2 NO based things in a list of 5 things you want to do in your entire life.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:27:53 PM
I'm genuinely impressed you put down 2 NO based things in a list of 5 things you want to do in your entire life.

:lol:

I was struggling after the third. The last one is true Jillybean  :smitten:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:52:39 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay/Gosforth
JOB: 6th Form/Newcastle United Foundation
FAVOURITE BAND: The Jam or Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North-East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Blackadder, Phoneix Nights, Royle Fam, Alan Partridge, Morecambe & Wise and more...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Street Sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby Robson, Brian Clough, Kevin Keegan, Alan Sheaer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay, Gateshead, Cambridge, Huddersfield
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Golf, Cricket, Rowing
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a well paid full time job as a football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle lift some silverware, Go to the British Lions tour, Win an award on N-O..., Play for NOFC,Marry Jill

Why are you introducing yourself to the forum when you signed up in August 2009? ???
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Monday 3 January 2011, 06:56:26 PM
Didn't even know this thread existed. 1600 posts too late :(

It's never too late.

F*** off man Caj :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Monday 3 January 2011, 07:00:34 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Jill on Tuesday 4 January 2011, 12:23:24 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay/Gosforth
JOB: 6th Form/Newcastle United Foundation
FAVOURITE BAND: The Jam or Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North-East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Blackadder, Phoneix Nights, Royle Fam, Alan Partridge, Morecambe & Wise and more...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Street Sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby Robson, Brian Clough, Kevin Keegan, Alan Sheaer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay, Gateshead, Cambridge, Huddersfield
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Golf, Cricket, Rowing
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a well paid full time job as a football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle lift some silverware, Go to the British Lions tour, Win an award on N-O..., Play for NOFC,Marry Jill

:frantic:

Giz a shout if you get rich though.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Tuesday 4 January 2011, 12:45:54 PM
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay/Gosforth
JOB: 6th Form/Newcastle United Foundation
FAVOURITE BAND: The Jam or Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Dinner
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: The North-East
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Blackadder, Phoneix Nights, Royle Fam, Alan Partridge, Morecambe & Wise and more...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Street Sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby Robson, Brian Clough, Kevin Keegan, Alan Sheaer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen, Christiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay, Gateshead, Cambridge, Huddersfield
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby, Golf, Cricket, Rowing
ROLE MODEL(S): Sir Bobby Robson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a well paid full time job as a football coach
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle lift some silverware, Go to the British Lions tour, Win an award on N-O..., Play for NOFC,Marry Jill

:frantic:

Giz a shout if you get rich though.

She doesn't really mean that, Guv. She'll take your money but give you nothing back.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Tuesday 4 January 2011, 02:34:26 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bish on Friday 7 January 2011, 04:18:21 PM
REAL NAME: Sam
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Tooting
WHEREABOUTS: Clevedon, near Bristol
JOB: Studying Biosciences at Birmingham Uni
FAVOURITE BAND: Constantly changing and mood-dependant
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tesco takeaway Indian curries
FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife Beater.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere with nice weather
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Alan Partridge, The Office, Peep Show, Road War, Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Inception, Anchorman
FAVOURITE SHARK: Elephant Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lucas  :tickedoff:
OTHER TEAMS: Dont mind seeing Bristol City do well
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Can't say I have any. Do have mucho respect for people like Sir Bobby though
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a decent degree and see where life takes me I suppose
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Become a fully-fledged member of NO, See Newcastle win silverware, Be successful in at least one area of my life, Master the art of self-motivation, ...
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Friday 7 January 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Welcome Bish :)
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bish on Friday 7 January 2011, 04:23:26 PM
Cheers man, I feel I have to confess that I have lurked for about a year or so, and posted a few times under a different name but making a proper go of it this time
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: TheGuv on Friday 7 January 2011, 04:24:36 PM
Cheers man, I feel I have to confess that I have lurked for about a year or so, and posted a few times under a different name but making a proper go of it this time

Not as bad as Spork who's been signed up for like 5 years always online and has contributed 1 post :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Neil on Friday 7 January 2011, 04:33:53 PM
Cheers man, I feel I have to confess that I have lurked for about a year or so, and posted a few times under a different name but making a proper go of it this time

A proper go. :lol:

Aye, welcome. I believe in you this time.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bowie on Friday 7 January 2011, 05:11:43 PM
YOU CAN DO IT!
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Disco on Friday 7 January 2011, 06:01:23 PM
REAL NAME: Sam
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Tooting
WHEREABOUTS: Clevedon, near Bristol
JOB: Studying Biosciences at Birmingham Uni
FAVOURITE BAND: Constantly changing and mood-dependant
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tesco takeaway Indian curries
FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife Beater.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere with nice weather
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Alan Partridge, The Office, Peep Show, Road War, Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Inception, Anchorman
FAVOURITE SHARK: Elephant Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lucas  :tickedoff:
OTHER TEAMS: Dont mind seeing Bristol City do well
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Can't say I have any. Do have mucho respect for people like Sir Bobby though
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a decent degree and see where life takes me I suppose
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Become a fully-fledged member of NO, See Newcastle win silverware, Be successful in at least one area of my life, Master the art of self-motivation, ...

Puzzling. 'Proper' ones are far superior.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Bish on Friday 7 January 2011, 06:04:35 PM
REAL NAME: Sam
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Tooting
WHEREABOUTS: Clevedon, near Bristol
JOB: Studying Biosciences at Birmingham Uni
FAVOURITE BAND: Constantly changing and mood-dependant
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tesco takeaway Indian curries
FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife Beater.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere with nice weather
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Alan Partridge, The Office, Peep Show, Road War, Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Inception, Anchorman
FAVOURITE SHARK: Elephant Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lucas  :tickedoff:
OTHER TEAMS: Dont mind seeing Bristol City do well
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Can't say I have any. Do have mucho respect for people like Sir Bobby though
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a decent degree and see where life takes me I suppose
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Become a fully-fledged member of NO, See Newcastle win silverware, Be successful in at least one area of my life, Master the art of self-motivation, ...

Puzzling. 'Proper' ones are far superior.

Not near me they aren't  :dave: Also I can have two meals for less than the price of a restaurant one  :thup: Student mentality
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: McCormick on Sunday 9 January 2011, 03:56:20 AM
Bish, a bit of advice from an N-Obody: zane it up. Taylor27 does, and he's the most popular dude on the forum.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Cajun on Sunday 9 January 2011, 11:47:36 AM
Welcome Bish.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Sunday 9 January 2011, 04:42:14 PM
Bish, a bit of advice from an N-Obody: zane it up. Taylor27 does, and he's the most popular dude on the forum.

:lol: Zane it up, brilliant.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: axel on Friday 14 January 2011, 06:36:25 PM
Been a few days since i signed up but might aswell fill it out :)

REAL NAME: Axel
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Norway
WHEREABOUTS: Oslo
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) SUNDERLAND!!!!  :dowie: :dowie:
FAVOURITE BAND: Avenged Sevenfold
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza (Yeah i know, very creative.)
FAVOURITE DRINK:
FAVOURITE PLACE: In front of my TV :D
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight.
FAVOURITE SHARK:  :dowie:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer,  Andy Carroll.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Alan Smith!
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Joey Barton ofc.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Spend 1 year in Newcastle. 2. Travel to Australia. 3. Marry a supermodel. 4. Marry her sister. 5. Become a bigger gangsta than Nile Rangah.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 15 January 2011, 02:02:08 AM
:slowclap:

Haha, what the f*** - I typed : slowclap : as a joke, but it's actually a smiley. :lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Dave on Saturday 15 January 2011, 02:13:30 AM
:smug:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Saturday 15 January 2011, 08:46:34 PM
naked cheryl cole
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Saturday 15 January 2011, 08:46:44 PM
didn't work !
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 15 January 2011, 08:50:04 PM
You forgot the colons mate.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: GeordieMessiah on Saturday 15 January 2011, 08:55:11 PM
:nakedcherylcole:

:( Didn't work.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: madras on Saturday 15 January 2011, 09:05:31 PM
You forgot the colons mate.
it's her colons i really wanted to see aswell.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 15 January 2011, 09:16:25 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: pedro111 on Tuesday 18 January 2011, 11:16:58 PM
The amount of Norway/Sweden/Finland types we get on here is genuinely astonishing.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 18 January 2011, 11:20:50 PM
:slowclap:

That is awesome.
Title: Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the fo