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Title: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:07:40 PM
Team Away - Any NUFC Away Kit

Greg (Greg) - GK

Gary (bowlingcrofty) - CB
Chris (N.U.T. Chris) - CB
Paul (TheEnforcer) - Fullback/Central Midfielder
Stu's dad - Fullback/Central Midfielder
Lee (jonbobson's Mate) - Fullback/Winger
Andrew (duffylad) - Defender/Midfielder

Nick (QBG) - Left Back/Left Midfield
Nick (Greg's Brother) - Utility Player
Stu (Steve) - CM
Chris (ObiChrisKenobi)- Winger/Striker
Chris (Slim) - Fullback/Midfielder

Phil (SEMTEX's Mate) - Winger/Striker
Dan (SEMTEX) - ST
Peter (Greg's Brother's Mate) - Winger/Striker

Claimed Shirt Numbers

All have YELLOW shirts:

Phil - 7
Semtex - 9
Greg - 26
Greg's Nick - ??
Greg's Nick's Peter - ??
Nut - 25
ObiChris - 8
Stu - 21, 23 or 24.
Crofty - 2
Enforcer - 32
Slim - 3
Stu Dad - ??
duffylad - 5
QBG -  10

Unknown


Lee (bobson) -  ???!?!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:09:15 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  :pow:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:10:16 PM
 :fight:

Let's get it on. You going down.

Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:10:27 PM
GET THE f*** OUT OF MY THREAD
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:11:04 PM
Everyone try and wear the banana kit please!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:12:38 PM
Look at that home team with their duplicate threads! What a bunch of unorganised dickheads.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Heneage on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:13:10 PM
Everyone try and wear the banana kit please!
I'm sure it's 20 quid in the shop, worth it just for the look on photos.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:13:41 PM
Look at that home team with their duplicate threads! What a bunch of unorganised dickheads.

Illiterate c***s.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:13:48 PM
Everyone try and wear the banana kit please!
I'm sure it's 20 quid in the shop, worth it just for the look on photos.

It's £20 in Sports Direct and £25 w/free printing at the NUFC Shop
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:14:32 PM
Ooook

Anyone got a problem with me playing right wing/cm>? 

Also likely i will be playing in a blue retro one...
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Realistically though, if people want to wear different away kits that's fine, we can't expect 15 people to burn that additional money on a yellow monster. I would say it'd be good if people can try and wear colourful ones from the past if they can't stretch to the yellow. The maroon and blue would be decent for example.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:17:07 PM
Like f*** I'm lending any of you jam rolls any of my away kits.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:17:49 PM
Like f*** I'm lending any of you jam rolls any of my away kits.
Like f*** I'm selling you my spare ticket for QPR away.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:19:43 PM
Like f*** I'm lending any of you jam rolls any of my away kits.
Like f*** I'm selling you my spare ticket for QPR away.
:gayfight:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:20:32 PM
Like f*** I'm lending any of you jam rolls any of my away kits.
Like f*** I'm selling you my spare ticket for QPR away.

No need to be like that Greg. You could hurt my feelings.  :'(
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:20:55 PM
Don't worry, it's got your name on it.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:21:50 PM
What #1 are people getting on their shirts, if any?

I'd like #8 but if someone else wants it I'll take #13
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:22:14 PM
Don't worry, it's got your name on it.

 :smitten:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:24:09 PM
What #1 are people getting on their shirts, if any?

I'd like #8 but if someone else wants it I'll take #13

You can't expect people to co-ordinate numbers man.

Can't see someone with an away shirt not using it because someone else is going be playing in one with the same number on, just won't happen.

I'll be wearing 26 though.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:25:06 PM
What #1 are people getting on their shirts, if any?

I'd like #8 but if someone else wants it I'll take #13

depends if mine is a retro one it will likely already have 9# as thats the most common
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:25:07 PM
What #1 are people getting on their shirts, if any?

I'd like #8 but if someone else wants it I'll take #13

You can't expect people to co-ordinate numbers man.

Can't see someone with an away shirt not using it because someone else is going be playing in one with the same number on, just won't happen.

I'll be wearing 26 though.

Aye but there's no harm in recording them on here if anyone already has certain numbers.

I'm numberless atm, but am likely to go for 14.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:25:54 PM
What #1 are people getting on their shirts, if any?

I'd like #8 but if someone else wants it I'll take #13

21, 23 or 24.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:27:18 PM
What #1 are people getting on their shirts, if any?

I'd like #8 but if someone else wants it I'll take #13

You can't expect people to co-ordinate numbers man.

Can't see someone with an away shirt not using it because someone else is going be playing in one with the same number on, just won't happen.

I'll be wearing 26 though.

Well thats why I'm asking. If people already have the numbers fair enough, but if people are buying a new yellow for this, at least we can see what numbers are free if people fancy trying to get it look good.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:29:44 PM
Looking at the split of players we got, looks like we have a really good balance. Nicely fixed, Dan!

So we playing a normal 4-4-2 then lads?

Psst, guys, think they're going to go for a 4-4-2... keep it on the down low.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:34:49 PM
My mate Phil has the yellow shirt with 7 on the back.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:35:47 PM
Will be class if everyone is in yellow.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:37:02 PM
Will be class if everyone is in yellow.

Probably go into town tomorrow and get mine.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:37:10 PM
if it come down to me being the only none yellow i will consider it :)

Likely get #14 if thats the case
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:37:29 PM
if it come down to me being the only none yellow i will consider it :)

Do itttt!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:37:31 PM
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:38:11 PM
I think we could do it, I'm sure if people try asking mates etc before buying one, we'll get close.

My brother and his mate will be in yellow.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:39:43 PM
sub.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:40:29 PM
I'll claim the #8, Dan.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: duffylad on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:41:21 PM
I don't have the yellow but will get it if others will be wearing it
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:41:51 PM
Fantastic team spirit lads :clap:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:43:44 PM
Guess I'll be getting number 25 with this one as well then.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Thursday 22 April 2010, 09:44:04 PM
you can thank me later but i can confirm the one and only Nolberto Solano will be attending
















































































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Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Thursday 22 April 2010, 11:38:18 PM
I had my batty shirt from 98 lined up if I was put into the away side. But looks like we're going bananas in here (:cheesy:) . Will buy mine as soon as possible. Will be getting #32.

Might go all out and buy those yellow Nike boots. Infact, I demand everyone does so.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Rocker on Thursday 22 April 2010, 11:40:26 PM
I'm going to snap Daniel Burnip.  :thup:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: bowlingcrofty on Thursday 22 April 2010, 11:46:03 PM
Ive got the yells monstrosity with Colo 2 on. Normal shirt number is 37 :)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:00:49 AM
I was thinking of getting

I WANT

2

CURLY HAIR

but will stick with my name now.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:34:12 AM
We should divide our 14 outfield players into 7 pairings so we can 'plan' the substitutions in advance, thereby avoiding Professor Chaos and his sidekick General Dissaray on match day
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:42:19 AM
Yeah, we could do with a mathematical genius to work subs out mind, sure if it was planned right then we'd all get about 45-50 minutes each.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Disco on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:43:34 AM
Would it not make sense for both teams to do their subs at same intervals so it doesn't break the game up as much.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:45:44 AM
Just worked out that there'll be 600 minutes playing time, divided by 14 players, should be 42 minutes each.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:57:46 AM
Would it not make sense for both teams to do their subs at same intervals so it doesn't break the game up as much.

You would hope so, but that means telling the other team how to do their subs. For all we know, they might want to swap half the team on 15/30/45 minutes :undecided:

My original working out was along the lines of...


aa   bb   cc   dd   ee   ss1
bb   cc   dd   ee   ss1   ss2
cc   dd   ee   ss1   ss2   aa
dd   ee   ss1   ss2   aa   bb
ee   ss1   ss2   aa   bb   cc
               
ss1   ss2   aa   bb   cc   dd
ss2   aa   bb   cc   dd   ee
               
0-10   11-20   21-30   31-40   41-50   51-60
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Disco on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:59:31 AM
Would it not make sense for both teams to do their subs at same intervals so it doesn't break the game up as much.

You would hope so, but that means telling the other team how to do their subs. For all we know, they might want to swap half the team on 15/30/45 minutes :undecided:

My original working out was along the lines of...


aa   bb   cc   dd   ee   ss1
bb   cc   dd   ee   ss1   ss2
cc   dd   ee   ss1   ss2   aa
dd   ee   ss1   ss2   aa   bb
ee   ss1   ss2   aa   bb   cc
               
ss1   ss2   aa   bb   cc   dd
ss2   aa   bb   cc   dd   ee
               
0-10   11-20   21-30   31-40   41-50   51-60


Seems logical. Just important that we ensure everyone gets the same time on the pitch. I shall propose to it our powers that be.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 23 April 2010, 10:59:57 AM
This results in:
Players   1st Half   2nd Half   Total
aa   10   30   40
bb   20   20   40
cc   30   10   40
dd   30   10   40
ee   30   20   50
ss1   20   30   50
ss2   10   30   40

So everyone gets a full 40, you can tweak it so everyone get 45.

Chances are, injury and fitness means that some people will player closer to 50 while others play closer to 30.

EDIT: As I said, this was done v briefly when we first had the idea suggested by Rocker (to see if it was feasible)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 11:23:28 AM
SLIM - are you gonna get yellow 14? I am gonna get mine numbered tonight and was planning on taking 14.

Can you change from 14 plzzz
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Also, Greg, what has your bro/bro's mate got on the back (if anything).
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Friday 23 April 2010, 11:30:14 AM
Both blank at present but that might change
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:06:47 PM
SLIM - are you gonna get yellow 14? I am gonna get mine numbered tonight and was planning on taking 14.

Can you change from 14 plzzz

Was going to but you owe me big time if i give you #14

Will take  #7 if its a big problem
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:13:47 PM
7 is taken too!

Read the OP man!

Anyway, I don't owe you s*** squire, I posted saying both of these numbers before you did so nerrr
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:22:37 PM
Right getting 3 or 69 as i cant be arsed to drag this out.  Anyway of locking this so only away team can view it?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:24:19 PM
:lol:

Good lad.

I don't think we'll be able to keep the geordie mackems out tho unfortunately.

(p.s. i'd get number 9 but it's inevitable someone else will turn up with NICKY 9 on their shirt)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:38:06 PM
Do we know if we get to play with an official match ball? Might try and hide it under my shirt afterwards.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 23 April 2010, 12:58:04 PM
Do we know if we get to play with an official match ball? Might try and hide it under my shirt afterwards.

f*** me, you're fat :kinnear:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 01:12:32 PM
I don't have the yellow but will get it if others will be wearing it

It looks like the Yellow strip is a go, only QBG, bobson and bobson's mate haven't commented on it yet, but hopefully we can pursuade them.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 01:12:53 PM
Btw, if you're bothered: Shorts 8 quid, Socks 4 quid at beautiful Sports Direct.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 23 April 2010, 01:41:27 PM
:lol:

Good lad.

I don't think we'll be able to keep the geordie mackems out tho unfortunately.

(p.s. i'd get number 9 but it's inevitable someone else will turn up with NICKY 9 on their shirt)

Create a forum sub group, with two memberships home and away?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 01:42:28 PM
You get an admin to do that and I'll buy you a creme egg.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Friday 23 April 2010, 02:59:14 PM
Do we know if we get to play with an official match ball? Might try and hide it under my shirt afterwards.

f*** me, you're fat :kinnear:

 :sadnod:

I'm not too bad actually. Though fitness is certainly a worry. I went for a kick about for a couple of hours earlier. The less said about it, the better.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 03:01:55 PM
Then why aren't you getting tour arse to the weekend games?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 03:02:06 PM
Or tonight's 7-a-side!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 03:08:15 PM
I see in another thread that you're not so local, so I'll let you off!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Friday 23 April 2010, 03:09:39 PM
It's my mates birthday tonight, so I not about, but I'm there tomorrow. I'm even restricting myself to a couple of drinks, so I don't spend all tomorrow morning with my head in a bin.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: jonbobson on Friday 23 April 2010, 05:04:05 PM
I don't have the yellow but will get it if others will be wearing it

It looks like the Yellow strip is a go, only QBG, bobson and bobson's mate haven't commented on it yet, but hopefully we can pursuade them.

I've give in. Patterson11 on the away shirt now.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 05:24:42 PM
Bah I went to the shop and them f***s say that free printing has expired.  Colour me frustrated. Dunno what to do now.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Friday 23 April 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 23 April 2010, 08:37:02 PM
Bah I went to the shop and them f***s say that free printing has expired.  Colour me frustrated. Dunno what to do now.

Hmm, might just wear me blue away kit then.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 23 April 2010, 08:49:55 PM
It's £20 beans from Sports Direct sans numbers, just get that imo.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:11:26 AM
Right then. I'm not being deterred by the fact the free printing no longer exists. I'm buying mine later on. I hope the rest of you follow suit, as it's a bit harsh on the few lads who have already gone out to splash the cash, thinking we'd all be doing the same.

Plus it would just look damn sexy, not that I need any help with that.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:13:47 AM
I shall do market research of relative costs, as I am a cheapskate.

So far I know:

Sports Direct:
Shirt: £20
Printing: £4 p/number, £1 p/letter

NUFC Store:
Shirt: £25
Printing: £10 when shirt bought at same time, else £15.

JJB:
Shirt: £25
Printing: £10 when shirt bought at same time, else DUNNO

Is there anywhere else that even sells sportsy s*** anymore??!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:25:01 AM
£4 per number is massively s***, if you are in the double figure clan. As is £1 per letter if you are dinotheprehistoricgeordie.

Shirt with printing at Sports Direct costs me £39

Shirt with printing at NUFC Store/JJB  costs me £35, saving me £4 to get the socks as well.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:26:10 AM
Where as my mate Phil is getting number 7 and his surname is 'Tham'.

Sports Direct = £28 for him. £7 cheaper than the club shop.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:27:55 AM
:facepalm:

Just realised, you're getting 'The Enforcer' on the back of your shirt aren't you?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:28:19 AM
Screw it, get me some deed poll forms. I'm changing my name to Ibrahim Ba.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:31:36 AM
Not after such a damning facepalm.  :D

I wasn't sure how we were going to go about it.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:31:51 AM
Update:

Sports Direct:
Shirt: £20
Printing: £4 p/number, £1 p/letter

NUFC Store:
Shirt: £25
Printing: £10 when shirt bought at same time, else £15.

JJB:
Shirt: £25
Printing: £10 when shirt bought at same time, else DUNNO

Florida Print (Metro Centre):
Shirt: Divvn't sell it man
Printing: £4.99 p/number, £1.20 p/letter (More expensive than SD, but not giving money to fatty mike, and printing not performed by retarded charver t***)

Is there anywhere else that even sells sportsy s*** anymore??!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:33:26 AM
Not after such a damning facepalm.  :D

I wasn't sure how we were going to go about it.

Haha, go for it if you want, I was just perplexed how your surname could be 11 characters. Especially as I know your surname, and it isn't 11 characters!

I may trade down to a single figure and go Florida Print.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:37:20 AM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.

It's definitely a GO GO GO.

Get yourself a number and arll that s***. What Number?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 11:43:36 AM
Nah, I'll get my surname on it, so I can actually wear it again and not look like a massive t***, well as much as that is possible when dressed like a banana.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: duffylad on Monday 26 April 2010, 03:09:58 PM
think il go with number 5 if thats ok, cant see anyone else whos claimed it
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Monday 26 April 2010, 05:10:21 PM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.

It's definitely a GO GO GO.

Get yourself a number and arll that s***. What Number?

3 or 8 whichever is still available.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Monday 26 April 2010, 06:32:26 PM
f***, my brothers mate has not got a banana shirt.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 06:55:51 PM
One of the pikey scum home team might be kind enough to lend him one if they have it.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Monday 26 April 2010, 07:39:11 PM
f***, my brothers mate has not got a banana shirt.
One of the pikey scum home team might be kind enough to lend him one if they have it.

You'll have to ask nicer than that!!

I don't have it myself, but one of the lads might have one. I'm sure if they do they'll pop into this thread and offer it up.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Monday 26 April 2010, 07:44:40 PM
It was all in good jest man.  :smitten:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 08:14:05 PM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.

It's definitely a GO GO GO.

Get yourself a number and arll that s***. What Number?

3 or 8 whichever is still available.

They've both been claimed :(
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 26 April 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.

It's definitely a GO GO GO.

Get yourself a number and arll that s***. What Number?

3 or 8 whichever is still available.

Getting mine with 3 on tomorrow....I gave up #14 and  #7 so sorry i think i have tried lol.  See  you put 69 i was joking about that number
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 April 2010, 08:15:24 PM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.

It's definitely a GO GO GO.

Get yourself a number and arll that s***. What Number?

3 or 8 whichever is still available.

Getting mine with 3 on tomorrow....See  you put 69 i was joking about that number

Well I wasn't sure, and I didn't wanna take the p*ss for risk of causing squad disharmony.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 27 April 2010, 02:38:02 PM
Greg - what number has your brother got?

We've nearly achieved something amazing with this beaut.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 27 April 2010, 08:55:22 PM
NSG has a Yellow in XXL
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Tuesday 27 April 2010, 09:19:20 PM
Getting my custard creme tomorrow.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Tuesday 27 April 2010, 09:24:56 PM
Are we definitely doing the yellow kits? If so I have no problem buying one.

It's definitely a GO GO GO.

Get yourself a number and arll that s***. What Number?

3 or 8 whichever is still available.

Getting mine with 3 on tomorrow....See  you put 69 i was joking about that number

Well I wasn't sure, and I didn't wanna take the p*ss for risk of causing squad disharmony.

You could shag my mam and not pay text her back and i will still be your super best friend
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 09:58:52 AM
Getting my custard creme tomorrow.

Reet going to pick it up now, and probably buy a new football too (THANKS KEZMAN!).
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:00:09 AM
Still number 8 yeah?

If you're going to the club shop I want 2 pairs of the yellow socks. Get me them and I'll totally pay you back.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:17:18 AM
Going to get mine tomorrow. Also, given that I'll not be crossing the halfway line in open play, I defy anyone who tries stopping me go up for corners and free-kicks!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:20:33 AM
Well I have little interest in going up for corners and freekicks, so go NUTs! (NUTS! AHAHAH)

Anyway, nowt silly, make sure your position is covered and all will be fine.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:24:49 AM
Going to get mine tomorrow. Also, given that I'll not be crossing the halfway line in open play, I defy anyone who tries stopping me go up for corners and free-kicks!

I wouldn't bother NUT. That's my area. You aint getting s*** out of me. We've got your ankle marked for special attention.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:31:59 AM
If you touch his ankle, I'm telling your missus how much this set you back.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Wednesday 28 April 2010, 11:27:47 AM
Still number 8 yeah?

If you're going to the club shop I want 2 pairs of the yellow socks. Get me them and I'll totally pay you back.

Had none in stock, neither did Sports Direct. Think I'll check on the Monday of the game, if not just grab those cheapy yellow ones from SD.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:01:26 AM
Have we got a line up yet Dan?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:15:38 AM
I wasn't planning on doing one tbh.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:16:59 AM
I thought you were going to do another grand Champions League style draw to decide positions!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:44:27 AM
Nope. I've officially taken a back seat.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:55:57 AM
Nope. I've officially taken a back seat.

Thats pretty modest of you to announce yourself as a sub.  :clap:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Friday 30 April 2010, 11:09:12 AM
Yellow top with Billany 25 done. No league badges on this one though.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 12:13:48 PM
Right, I'll organise it.

I need to know if we've got Bobson or Stu's dad though, and what position Stu's dad is.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 12:14:28 PM
It's looking like 6 defenders, 5 midfielders and 3 strikers atm, meaning 40mins p/defender and striker, 45mins p/midfielder.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 30 April 2010, 12:15:09 PM
Right, I'll organise it.

I need to know if we've got Bobson or Stu's dad though, and what position Stu's dad is.

Think they're both similar players tbh.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: jonbobson on Friday 30 April 2010, 12:29:07 PM
Nobody wants me.  :no:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Friday 30 April 2010, 01:25:47 PM
Yellow top with McGee 10 on the back and shorts came today  :celb: Socks are proving difficult to acquire. I've some dark navy socks though if I can't find any so they'll do.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 01:26:40 PM
Aye I've not got the socks either and have thus far failed to find them.

I take it people have checked the main NUFC store @ SJP?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Friday 30 April 2010, 01:41:28 PM
Aye I've not got the socks either and have thus far failed to find them.

I take it people have checked the main NUFC store @ SJP?

I've only checked online as I'm nowhere near Newcastle like, gonna try and get up to Newcastle early enough to check the club store before the game.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 30 April 2010, 01:56:38 PM
Monument NUFC has none.
Eldon Square had none.
Sports direct had none - though have cheap plain yellow socks.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 02:03:15 PM
ok cheers re: yellow info.

Seems I slightly messed up the timings. Still doing lots of multiplication, division and trig to see if I can get the answer.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Friday 30 April 2010, 02:11:20 PM
I'm just wearing white socks and shorts with mine like.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 02:13:42 PM
aye I wouldn't worry about getting them if you don't wanna.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 05:10:25 PM
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Friday 30 April 2010, 05:31:10 PM
According to the other shops there is none in the company
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 05:32:16 PM
haha well there are probably none in the SJP shop, but only since 4:30pm, as thats when I bought them.

As I say, I've got a spare pair if anyone wants em.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Friday 30 April 2010, 05:56:11 PM
haha well there are probably none in the SJP shop, but only since 4:30pm, as thats when I bought them.

As I say, I've got a spare pair if anyone wants em.

DIBS!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 30 April 2010, 08:58:29 PM
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)

Shotgun a pair!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 30 April 2010, 09:09:18 PM
Quote from: http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/clubfootball/news/newsid=123114.html
NOFC Away Team keen to delay Stu surgery(AFP) Friday 30 April 2010
 

NOFC Away Team medical staff hope that the club's star midfielder Stu Dow can survive until the end of the season without an operation on his persistent groin problem, the club said on Friday.

Dow, the IFA League's leading midfield runner with an average distance of 9.45km covered per match, has struggled to find his top form in recent games and has been rested where possible in a bid to ease the mild strain.


"After studying all the parameters of this case, we've concluded that the treatment Stu is currently undergoing will permit him to finish the season before having to be operated upon," said NOFC club doctor Kristan Heneage.


Heneage did not comment on whether he believes the South Shields-born University international will have to undergo surgery in the summer and rumours perist that the combative midfielder is also nursing a hamstring tear, picked up during the past week.

Stu's groin problems have been compounded by the fact that NOFC Away Team are still contesting the Newcastle-Online title and they need his engine in midfield. NOFC Away Team face their bitter rivals, MKSC's NOFC Home Team, at St James' Park on Tuesday evening in a winner-takes-all-clash of the titans (Titans Will Clash!).


Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Friday 30 April 2010, 09:14:58 PM
Quote from: http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/clubfootball/news/newsid=123114.html
NOFC Away Team keen to delay Stu surgery(AFP) Friday 30 April 2010
 

NOFC Away Team medical staff hope that the club's star midfielder Stu Dow can survive until the end of the season without an operation on his persistent groin problem, the club said on Friday.

Dow, the IFA League's leading midfield runner with an average distance of 9.45km covered per match, has struggled to find his top form in recent games and has been rested where possible in a bid to ease the mild strain.


"After studying all the parameters of this case, we've concluded that the treatment Stu is currently undergoing will permit him to finish the season before having to be operated upon," said NOFC club doctor Kristan Heneage.


Heneage did not comment on whether he believes the South Shields-born University international will have to undergo surgery in the summer and rumours perist that the combative midfielder is also nursing a hamstring tear, picked up during the past week.

Stu's groin problems have been compounded by the fact that NOFC Away Team are still contesting the Newcastle-Online title and they need his engine in midfield. NOFC Away Team face their bitter rivals, MKSC's NOFC Home Team, at St James' Park on Tuesday evening in a winner-takes-all-clash of the titans (Titans Will Clash!).



Getting your excuses in early Stu?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 30 April 2010, 09:25:10 PM
 No, I'm just an old way of life, outdated beliefs and selfish, false sense of self importance, self indulgent tw*t.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 April 2010, 09:26:43 PM
At least you're not Abdul from Somalia
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Friday 30 April 2010, 09:44:42 PM
At least you're not Abdul from Somalia

He lives down my road.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:14:47 PM
At least you're not Abdul from Somalia

He lives down my road.

Probably on bens and in a council paid for house (with his 3 wives and 12 kids)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:16:05 PM
At least you're not Abdul from Somalia

He lives down my road.

Probably on bens and in a council paid for house (with his 3 wives and 12 kids)

You've met him then?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Disco on Friday 30 April 2010, 10:16:41 PM
Quote from: The Ronny Gill
RE: NOFC Away Team keen to delay Stu surgery(AFP) Friday 30 April 2010

Opposition forward "Disco" is disappointed news that midfield general Stu Dow is suffering an injury has been public so early in the build up to the game. Sources close to the player, who is believed to be suffering from a rib injury, believe that the opposition are trying to get the crowd onside through the sympathy vote.
"Disco" is reported as saying that if the home side can take an early lead it could be a long hard slog for the pineapple cheesecake clad away team.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Friday 30 April 2010, 11:34:18 PM
Need to report i have a fractured elbow from ice hockey 2 weeks ago...
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Friday 30 April 2010, 11:55:43 PM
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)

I'll take a pair if they're still available :)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Saturday 1 May 2010, 12:00:29 AM
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs  of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)

I'll take a pair if they're still available :)
haha well there are probably none in the SJP shop, but only since 4:30pm, as thats when I bought them.

As I say, I've got a spare pair if anyone wants em.

DIBS!
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)

Shotgun a pair!

Oh dear.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Saturday 1 May 2010, 12:06:37 AM
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs  of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)

:lol: Its late my reading comprehension isn't great when I'm tired.
I'll take a pair if they're still available :)
haha well there are probably none in the SJP shop, but only since 4:30pm, as thats when I bought them.

As I say, I've got a spare pair if anyone wants em.

DIBS!
QBG/Obi

I went to SJP NUFC Shop and they had 3 pairs of Yellow socks. One pair for me, one pair for Phil and one pair for... one of you two.

FIGHT.

(£5.50)

Shotgun a pair!

Oh dear.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 1 May 2010, 04:46:42 AM
I have ein pair of socks. I want a sensible discussion where a mutual decision is made....
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: The Enforcer on Saturday 1 May 2010, 11:38:22 AM
I'll just be buying the cheapo ones from SD. Makes no difference to me, I'll probably only wear them again whilst lounging around the house.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Saturday 1 May 2010, 02:23:31 PM
Are we all meeting up just before we head to SJP or what?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Saturday 1 May 2010, 02:46:30 PM
6pm at SJP?

EDIT: In case you weren't already planning on doing it, probably a good idea to have your kit on (under your trackies?) so you can spend as much time as possible out on the pitch.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 1 May 2010, 02:50:24 PM
I'll be around from 4:30ish, I have absolutely no clue what I'll do for all those hours, but I'll be around!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Saturday 1 May 2010, 03:09:44 PM
I'll be at work until anywhere between 4pm and 5.30pm, depends how lazy I feel in the morning but can head straight to town from there.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 1 May 2010, 03:52:13 PM
Chris/Stu/Obi

I have 1 pair of the socks. They cost £5.50. DW Fitness stores have them in stock, but theyre £7.50. I don't mind picking up another pair or two, but then I will charge each of you the mean cost. But I'll be going there tomorrow, so I need answers before midday tomozza.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Saturday 1 May 2010, 04:03:08 PM
Aye go on then. Get the biggest size possible and I'll give you the cash on Tuesday.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: MKSC on Saturday 1 May 2010, 04:06:18 PM
6pm at SJP?

EDIT: In case you weren't already planning on doing it, probably a good idea to have your kit on (under your trackies?) so you can spend as much time as possible out on the pitch.

Chav.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Saturday 1 May 2010, 04:54:29 PM
Chris/Stu/Obi

I have 1 pair of the socks. They cost £5.50. DW Fitness stores have them in stock, but theyre £7.50. I don't mind picking up another pair or two, but then I will charge each of you the mean cost. But I'll be going there tomorrow, so I need answers before midday tomozza.

Count me in for 2 pairs (Adult Large size 7-11 obv)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Saturday 1 May 2010, 05:16:21 PM
1 Pair adult, cheers Danzorz
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 1 May 2010, 05:38:45 PM
How big are ya feets. I guarantee nothing btw!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Saturday 1 May 2010, 05:48:24 PM
7-11 please
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Saturday 1 May 2010, 06:09:37 PM
12 but if biggest size available is the 7 to 11 then that'll do.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 1 May 2010, 06:35:48 PM
Burnip 9 acquired!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Saturday 1 May 2010, 06:39:29 PM
Travesty!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 1 May 2010, 07:34:27 PM
???
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 2 May 2010, 02:35:09 AM
Right, gonna do lineups and the like tomorrow night or monday morning. Should show when people are meant to be on/off the pitch.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Sunday 2 May 2010, 10:34:40 AM
Greg
Burnip - NUT - Duffylad - The Enforcer
Phil - Peter - BowlingCrofty
QBG - Slim - ObiKrisChernobyl
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 2 May 2010, 10:55:55 AM
ffs, Greg in net!?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Sunday 2 May 2010, 11:17:27 AM
I was more worried about playing a Chris upfront, he might go nuclear! :mackems:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Sunday 2 May 2010, 11:23:27 AM
Three up front called Chris?  :frantic:
Ah wait no, QBG is called Nick! Phew.  :doh:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Sunday 2 May 2010, 11:48:42 AM
(http://j.imagehost.org/0816/team.jpg)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Sunday 2 May 2010, 11:56:37 AM
haha nice, but you're missing an arrow showing Greg's forward runs!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 2 May 2010, 12:30:28 PM
Plus we're not f***ing Hull.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Sunday 2 May 2010, 12:37:13 PM
Plus we're not f***ing Hull.

It only had a few to pick from
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 10:50:50 AM
I'm going on a sock run in half an hour, will report back if I get any joy then.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: bowlingcrofty on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:10:44 AM
SEMTEX if you find any mate late me know, I could do with some.

BTW - is that formation right? I'm happy to move into midfield if necessary but I think on the right of a three is a bit worrying...!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:17:25 AM
ffs, Greg in net!?
:dontknow:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:19:19 AM
What colour shorts and socks for those not wearing full banana kit?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:34:52 AM
SEMTEX if you find any mate late me know, I could do with some.

BTW - is that formation right? I'm happy to move into midfield if necessary but I think on the right of a three is a bit worrying...!

:lol:

No, that is Stu being a dicksplash.

MKSC isn't releasing his home team information until just before that match (in the changing rooms), I may follow suit.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 12:07:57 PM
Right I'm getting socks as we speak. It basically looks like everyone will be wearing the size below what they want to wear. But it's tough s*** :-)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 12:35:07 PM
I just have £2 sports direct yellow socks
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 12:35:18 PM
I'm beginning to think Fat Mike may have seen us coming...

(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7222/photofrl.jpg)

The boycoutt isn't going so well.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 12:42:56 PM
Right, I've got 5 pairs available.

3 pairs are sized "6.5-8"
2 pairs are sized "8.5-10"

My first thoughts are that these socks should be taken by Nut, Stu*2, QBG and ObiChris. Nut blatantly should have a bigger pair, and then whoever is the next biggest fella take the 2nd bigger pair.

Please confirm/deny whether you want these socks asap.

The only place I've managed to find that still has some adult yellow socks left is DW Sports in Byker, but the biggest ones are 6.5-8.

Oh, and for the record, I'm wearing size 4.5-6...

£5.50 each.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:06:44 PM
Aye I'll take a pair. Not bothered what size the smaller ones should be fine.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:08:16 PM
Aye I'll take a pair. Not bothered what size the smaller ones should be fine.

Is the correct answer. :thup:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:08:41 PM
Stu's got size 11 feet so he may well be claiming the other bigger pair.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: bowlingcrofty on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:26:52 PM
Did they have the shorts in there mate?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:28:51 PM
If no one takes them i would rtaher wear the nufc socks.

pair are sized "6.5-8"
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:29:41 PM
I went to the DW in North Shields, they had shorts there, but I cleaned them out of socks. I got them to call the DW in Byker, who said they have socks but I didn't ask about shorts.

The shorts don't seem to be in nearly as short a supply, so if I were you I'd try Byker. I would've got another pair of socks for you if they had any more in North Shields. There may well be one of these rajis who doesn't want socks too small, I dunno.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:30:20 PM
If no one takes them i would rtaher wear the nufc socks.

pair are sized "6.5-8"
Did they have the shorts in there mate?

Perhaps if you goto JJB Byker you could pick slim up a pair for slimmers?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:31:27 PM
Well im at work till 6 today and 3pm tomorrow.  If anyone does go to biker could they pick some up for me....If not then i will ahve to live with yellow sports world ones
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:31:52 PM
Well im at work till 6 today and 3pm tomorrow.  If anyone does go to biker could they pick some up for me....If not then i will have to live with yellow sports world ones
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:34:40 PM
Yeah if there's the size tens left they should be fine.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:34:46 PM
Well im at work till 6 today and 3pm tomorrow.  If anyone does go to biker could they pick some up for me....If not then i will ahve to live with yellow sports world ones
Well im at work till 6 today and 3pm tomorrow.  If anyone does go to biker could they pick some up for me....If not then i will have to live with yellow sports world ones

:lol:

You having fun there Slim?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:35:38 PM
Yeah if there's the size tens left they should be fine.

Atm I'm guessing:

NUT: BIG PAIR
STU: BIG PAIR
STU2: SMALLER PAIR
QBG: SMALLER PAIR
OBI: SMALLER PAIR
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:37:59 PM
Well im at work till 6 today and 3pm tomorrow.  If anyone does go to biker could they pick some up for me....If not then i will ahve to live with yellow sports world ones
Well im at work till 6 today and 3pm tomorrow.  If anyone does go to biker could they pick some up for me....If not then i will have to live with yellow sports world ones

:lol:

You having fun there Slim?

Nothing to do.  Im helping people get there essiential pastys so i feel good knowing i have helped the world in a small way.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 01:38:25 PM
Yeah if there's the size tens left they should be fine.

Atm I'm guessing:

NUT: BIG PAIR
STU: BIG PAIR
STU2: SMALLER PAIR
QBG: SMALLER PAIR
OBI: SMALLER PAIR

I have size 9 feet btw ;)
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Monday 3 May 2010, 02:14:25 PM
Aye, smaller ones are fine, they'll stretch. Cheers, Dan!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: bowlingcrofty on Monday 3 May 2010, 04:41:52 PM
I'll try pop in to Silverlink tomorrow as its just down the road from my work, if theres any i'll just get a couple of pairs
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 06:23:07 PM
There are none at dw north shields or sports direct silverlink.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Monday 3 May 2010, 09:14:33 PM
Yeah if there's the size tens left they should be fine.

Atm I'm guessing:

NUT: BIG PAIR
STU: BIG PAIR
STU2: SMALLER PAIR
QBG: SMALLER PAIR
OBI: SMALLER PAIR

I have size 9 feet btw ;)

You can have the smaller pair off Dan if you like, I've managed to source a pair of yellow socks for my Dad (Andy).

How many are wearing non-yellow shorts?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 09:31:09 PM
Yeah if there's the size tens left they should be fine.

Atm I'm guessing:

NUT: BIG PAIR
STU: BIG PAIR
STU2: SMALLER PAIR
QBG: SMALLER PAIR
OBI: SMALLER PAIR

I have size 9 feet btw ;)

OK Slim they're yours.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Monday 3 May 2010, 10:17:55 PM
I was planning on bringing some Veuve Clicquot Ponsaedin.  Its canny expensive but im going to fell like a dick if i dont share it  (And there is not enough anyway).


Can you all bring some bubbly please :)

Guessing i cant drink it on the pitch
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Monday 3 May 2010, 10:24:37 PM
I was just wearing the home black shorts.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 10:26:07 PM
If you hadn't guessed btw, teams and s*** will be on paper before the match tomorrow. That'll give me something to do at work.

Pre-match warmups will be held by Stu, and I'd like you to be quite rigorous. Nobody likes warming up before a game, but it most certainly helps once the match has started.

P.s. Stu, this is my way of telling you you're head warm-up guy.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 10:39:09 PM
In case anyone was in doubt, nee sex on the night before of a match please. Or beer.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: jonbobson on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:07:48 PM
If you hadn't guessed btw, teams and s*** will be on paper before the match tomorrow. That'll give me something to do at work.

Pre-match warmups will be held by Stu, and I'd like you to be quite rigorous. Nobody likes warming up before a game, but it most certainly helps once the match has started.

P.s. Stu, this is my way of telling you you're head warm-up guy.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: jonbobson on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:09:31 PM
In case anyone was in doubt, nee sex on the night before of a match please. Or beer.

as most of you's lot are virgins, I doubt that matters
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:13:25 PM
There's no chance I'll be doing a vigorous warm-up mind! My hamstring's prone to pop at any moment and ankle's still gammy!
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: jonbobson on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:14:17 PM
There's no chance I'll be doing a vigorous warm-up mind! My hamstring's prone to pop at any moment and ankle's still gammy!

mmm target one.

thanks.

Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:20:41 PM
There's no chance I'll be doing a vigorous warm-up mind! My hamstring's prone to pop at any moment and ankle's still gammy!

Which is exactly why you should be doing a warm-up, get the heart rate going up to 80% and the muscles in the body 2/3 degrees warmer before kick-off. Reduces the chance of injury during the game by 120%.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:22:47 PM
You see, maths and all that s***. Born to be a warmup master.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: jonbobson on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:23:11 PM
There's no chance I'll be doing a vigorous warm-up mind! My hamstring's prone to pop at any moment and ankle's still gammy!

Which is exactly why you should be doing a warm-up, get the heart rate going up to 80% and the muscles in the body 2/3 degrees warmer before kick-off. Reduces the chance of injury during the game by 120%.

 :dowie:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Monday 3 May 2010, 11:58:37 PM
There's no chance I'll be doing a vigorous warm-up mind! My hamstring's prone to pop at any moment and ankle's still gammy!

Which is exactly why you should be doing a warm-up, get the heart rate going up to 80% and the muscles in the body 2/3 degrees warmer before kick-off. Reduces the chance of injury during the game by 120%.

 :dowie:

You can't argue with made up stats. Ask Dr David Kelly
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:33:21 AM
If I did my hamstring doing a sprint during the warm-up I'd be pretty p*ssed off tbh! Will do my stretches and a bit jogging like I normally do.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:35:33 AM
If I did my hamstring doing a sprint during the warm-up I'd be pretty p*ssed off tbh! Will do my stretches and a bit jogging like I normally do.

You won't be going full pelt in a warm up :D
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 01:23:09 AM
So what time are the majority meeting up?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 08:53:19 AM
I am aiming to be at Shearers for about 6, are we actually meeting before we all go in the players entrance?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 09:03:32 AM
I don't think there is much structure to where we're meeting, I'll PM you my phone number, just call/txt when you arrive.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 09:32:47 AM
I will be wearing my suit.  Hopefully we can look smart after the game...Not like these scummy home players
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 10:53:00 AM
I will be wearing my suit.  Hopefully we can look smart after the game...Not like these scummy home players

Wearing your suit with your kit on underneath? O0
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Slim on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 11:44:58 AM
I will be wearing my suit.  Hopefully we can look smart after the game...Not like these scummy home players

Wearing your suit with your kit on underneath? O0


How long do before can we go in the changing rooms?  If plenty time i will suit it there then shower after then game and suit it after.  I want the full match experience.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:00:20 PM
What time does the nufc club shop at SJP close?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:07:53 PM
Dunno but if it's something simple you need, I can get it as I'll be there from 4:20.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: neesy111 on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:12:41 PM
What time does the nufc club shop at SJP close?

when I went around Xmas it was 5:30
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:23:47 PM
5pm yesterday, 6pm usually afaik
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: ObiChrisKenobi on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:26:47 PM
Pasta time!

Then Banana an hour or so before the game.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 12:27:38 PM
It closes at 5
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 02:42:40 PM
Can't wait for this now! If I score at the Gallowgate I'll be doing an Adebayor running the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the away end.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 02:50:13 PM
If I somehow score I'm doing a tino with the corner flag
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Disco on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 02:57:35 PM
If I somehow score I'm doing a tino with the corner flag

Same celebration I'll be doing when you're picking the ball out of the net.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 03:20:07 PM
If I somehow score I'm doing a tino with the corner flag

Same celebration I'll be doing when you're picking the ball out of the net.

You couldn't score in a brothel mate.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 08:58:01 PM
Yellow 2-1 winnn
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Heneage on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 08:58:30 PM
Yellow 2-1 winnn
Scorers?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 09:21:29 PM
Gregs bros mate scored em both and kevin scored for them.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Tuesday 4 May 2010, 11:49:07 PM
CHAMPIONS!  :celb:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Wednesday 5 May 2010, 11:34:03 PM
Well done lads, good of everyone to get a hold of the yellow kit too - the pictures look pretty smart (except fot Nut's shorts...)

Brief Match Ratings:

Greg (Greg) - GK: 7 Could have stayed on his feet longer for their goal but held his nerve impeccably during the last 20minutes to protect the win. Could improve on the consistency of his distribution.

Gary (bowlingcrofty) - CB: 7 Steady throughout the game but caught out for their goal due to a lack of communication with his fullbacks.
Chris (N.U.T. Chris) - CB: 7 A vastly improved performance from the 'short-haired, multi-lingual show-stoppa'. More than made up for any misplaced passes on the pitch by sinking home the Away Team's dirty pint and maintaining their superiority over the Home Team. Top Banana!
Paul (TheEnforcer) - Fullback/Central Midfielder: 6 Never played in defence during the match but worked hard up and down the left hand side, linked well with QBG in the first half but drifted up front in the second half, never to be seen defending again. Chundered EVERYWAH. Banter.
Stu's dad - Fullback/Central Midfielder: 6 Vastly experienced and let his brain do most of the running, almost gifted Muzza a goal in the first half but recovered just enough to put him off.
Lee (jonbobson's Mate) - Fullback/Winger: 6 The lad in blue boots loved to get forward, unfortunately his team mates rarely gave the ball to him. Worked hard in the first half to get back but was caught out of position (although no-one was covering) for their goal. Did well considering he didn't know anyone on our team and was played out of position.
Andrew (duffylad) - Defender/Midfielder: 8 Stellar performance in central defence, dominated the opposition attack and played the ball out of defence brilliantly. Grew in confidence during the match, as evidenced by his second half forays into the opposition box.

Nick (QBG) - Left Back/Left Midfield: 8 Great debut from the undersized left back, his initial shyness belied a certain composure on the ball and raided the left flank in tandem with The Enforcer during the first half.
Nick (Greg's Brother) - Utility Player: 6 Had some success down the right wing with Lee in the first half but that ended once MKSC came outfield and dominated their defence. Tidy in possession and competed well.
Stu (Steve) - CM: 7 Consistently inconsistent. Went close with a free-kick and directly from a corner, shot wildly from outside the box after winning the ball and beating three of their players. Should have done better but found the going tough on the bigger surface.
Chris (ObiChrisKenobi)- Winger/Striker: 6 Quiet in the first half but sprung to life in the second, probably involved in one of the goals. Made some good runs down the left and was unlucky not to score from a corner.
Chris (Slim) - Fullback/Midfielder: 8 Bit of a disturbing fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation which came to light in an empty "Get Y'Skates..." but was forgiven by his team mates after putting in an all-action performance, culminating in an attempt to score a 'Nicky Nolan' in the second half. Battled well throughout the match. Nice suit.

Phil (SEMTEX's Mate) - Winger/Striker: 7 Tidy player who looked the most likely to score in the first half, had his partnership with Dan broken up by the arrival of goal-scorer Pete but deserved a goal after creating so many chances for himself and others.
Dan (SEMTEX) - ST: 6 Would have been an 8 if he hadn't thought that trying to lob a 6'4" keeper from 8 yards out was a good way to score :facepalm: made some good runs during the first half and exposed the other side's lack of pace at the back, leading to some delicious hacks by their flailing defenders. Should have scored. Should have scored. Should have scored. Should have scored. Sandra would have.
Peter (Greg's Brother's Mate) - Winger/Striker: 9 MOTM and match-winner for the away side, took his chances well and could even have had a hat-trick by the end; however, two goals were enough thanks to the hard work of his teammates in stoppping the opposition. Quick on the ball and always giving himself as an option - could be an IFA star.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Heneage on Wednesday 5 May 2010, 11:39:12 PM
Only you would rate yourself without being asked. :lol:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Wednesday 5 May 2010, 11:45:26 PM
Only you would rate yourself without being asked. :lol:

Self-reflection leads to self-improvement.

Loved your match report btw.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Heneage on Wednesday 5 May 2010, 11:46:47 PM
Only you would rate yourself without being asked. :lol:

Self-reflection leads to self-improvement.

Loved your match report btw.
Had more important stuff to do. Next time though I'll happily give you a 7 :thup:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Wednesday 5 May 2010, 11:53:19 PM
Only you would rate yourself without being asked. :lol:

Self-reflection leads to self-improvement.

Loved your match report btw.
Had more important stuff to do. Next time though I'll happily give you a 7 :thup:

In any case, when have I not included myself when doing match ratings? It'd look awfully suspect if I suddenly left my name out, almost as though I was fishing for compliments...non?
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: QBG on Thursday 6 May 2010, 12:36:04 AM
8! :fwap: Stu  :smitten: I'm gonna try and get up for as many games as I can in the new season, I'd love to play more, though I've no idea where the pitch we normally play at is. Oh and Dave :lol:
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Greg on Thursday 6 May 2010, 12:38:08 AM
6 for my brother is harsh, I'd give him a 7. Lovely ball to set up Dan who should have scored when he tried to lob NSG.
Title: Re: NOFC @ SJP - AWAY TEAM THREAD
Post by: Stu on Thursday 6 May 2010, 07:39:33 AM
6 for my brother is harsh, I'd give him a 7. Lovely ball to set up Dan who should have scored when he tried to lob NSG.

Game of opinions, no-one got a 'bad rating' (6 is average). People are always going to remember what they did more than anyone else.