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Title: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 02:11:53 PM
NUFC: Dubravka; Krafth, Schar, Lascelles, Dummett, Ritchie; Shelvey, Hayden, Ki; Almiron; Joelinton
Subs: Darlow, Clark, Fernandez, Manquillo, Willems, Longstaff, Muto.

NCFC: Krul; Lewis, Godfrey, Hanley, Aarons; Trybull, Leitner; Cantwell, Stiepermann, Buendía; Pukki
Subs: Fahrmann, Bryan, Roberts, Vrancic, McClean, Tettey, Srbeny

Referee: Stuart Attwell

Attendance: 



Latest score: 3-1

'32, '63 & '75 Pukki
'90 Shelvey

Booked:

Aarons
Joelinton
Dummett
Longstaff

Sent off:




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Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:01:34 PM
HTL :rant:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:02:28 PM
Ashley out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Rafalove on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:03:56 PM
Ashley out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:05:59 PM
Ashley out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:06:25 PM
Based on the first 5 minutes I'll be amazed if we don't get beat here :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Rafalove on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:07:21 PM
If we do t take the lead I don’t see how we get back in to this.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:07:49 PM
Should be one down already.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:07:51 PM
Ashley out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:08:36 PM
Krafth with a chance, but puts it over the bar.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bimpy474 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:09:13 PM
We have no defensive shape, gaps everywhere.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:09:43 PM
All Rafas organisation gone.....People like dummet and lascelles go back to being complete s*** alongside shelvey and Ki
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:10:10 PM
Based on the first 5 minutes I'll be amazed if we don't get beat here :lol:

Don’t be silly, they’re not Barca.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Joe_F on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:10:18 PM
Great technique from Krafth there.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:10:22 PM
We have zero midfield.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:10:22 PM
Ashley out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Zero on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:10:25 PM
All over the place. Well done Bruce
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:10:45 PM
Bruce out
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:11:36 PM
We have zero midfield.

Defines the Ashley era really.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:12:01 PM
Absolutely amazing work to completely ruin our only redeeming feature under Rafa. We are now 100% s***.

Krafth.. lol.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:12:47 PM
Is Krafth at least playing in his favoured position?
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Greg on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:13:20 PM
Playing with a flat back 9.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:13:58 PM
We have no defensive shape, gaps everywhere.

The lads are enjoying their freedom from Rafa's positional shackles. Stay tuned for some fantastic goals in this game fashioned by happy, off the cuff football.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:14:14 PM
Playing with a flat back 9.

Can’t figure it out, is it 4-and-the others run around
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:14:44 PM
Is Krafth at least playing in his favoured position?
They put him in at striker but thought that was unfair on the lad. Playing central mid now.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:14:55 PM
Just an elbow don’t worry about it
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:15:09 PM
Dubs saves from Puki
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:15:36 PM
World of wor Krafth
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:15:45 PM
f*** off Dubs man saving us  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:16:15 PM
World of wor Krafth

Not bad.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Joe_F on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:16:31 PM
Plans working. They should only be three up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:17:01 PM
Can't wait for our first shot on target.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Stifleaay on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:17:27 PM
Giving Pukki the most amount of space out of all their players. We aren’t even chasing shadows. Had a little spell of possession, passed it across the back, got impatient and limited it forward to loose it and never get it back again.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Unlucky Luque on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:17:50 PM
Can't wait for our first shot on target.
Well in Ritchie
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shak on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:18:14 PM
Playing with a flat back 9.

Can’t figure it out, is it 4-and-the others run around

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2013/1CMWvi.gif)
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:19:02 PM
Great advert for the Championship, this.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Joe_F on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:20:06 PM
Commentator talking bollocks about how much has been invested in the squad
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Robster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:20:21 PM
Playing with a flat back 9.

Can’t figure it out, is it 4-and-the others run around

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2013/1CMWvi.gif)
:lol:
Perfect
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:21:29 PM
Hayden excelling at right wing.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:21:41 PM
All Norwich pretty much, so far.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:22:15 PM
I know it’s a rly days but Joelinton looks absolutely lost. Not a clue
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:22:27 PM
23 % possesion against Norwich. Sexy front foot football.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:22:34 PM
I just turned it off. I can’t watch this. We are literally lumping balls up for Joelinton to chase, while Norwich are passing it around like Barcelona. There is a continent size gap between our midfield and forward line. In 2 games, Bruce has turned us from a modern Rafa unit to Sunderland.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sbnufc on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:23:14 PM
23% possession in 20 mins

something something Rafa Benitez
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:23:14 PM
Can’t see us scoring many goals this season with Almiron and Joelinton up top. We seem very powder puff up there.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:23:46 PM
I know it’s a rly days but Joelinton looks absolutely lost. Not a clue

40m well spent he looks f***ing hopeless compared to Rondon
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:24:16 PM
Yeah but think of the profit we’ll make on them.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:25:14 PM
Joelinton isn't Rondon like. Not a back to goal player at all hence him not playing like that last season.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:25:27 PM
What does Ritchie offer to this team? s*** going forwards and backwards.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nortoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:25:30 PM
Joelinton looks slower than their centrebacks.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Joe_F on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:25:57 PM
I know it’s a rly days but Joelinton looks absolutely lost. Not a clue

40m well spent he looks f***ing hopeless compared to Rondon

Rafa warned them but what does he know ?
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:05 PM
Joelinton isn't Rondon like. Not a back to goal player at all.

So then why are we playing him like he is one? :lol:

Oh the mysteries of the Ashley ownership.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:10 PM
Can’t see us scoring many goals this season with Almiron and Joelinton up top. We seem very powder puff up there.

Don't worry, Carroll will be fit in a month to give us some big hard lad presence.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: steve_69 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:14 PM
Joelinton looks every bit the £40m striker so far! 😂
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:15 PM
Joelinton misses a great chance. :???:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Stifleaay on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:19 PM
What does Ritchie offer to this team? s*** going forwards and backwards.
But he was good in the Championship and everyone thinks he works hard.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:23 PM
So the actual plan this season is ‘get the ball to shelvey, hit it long to joelinton’
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:26:55 PM
Great protection from the midfield 3 there. Lovely to see.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Joe_F on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:04 PM
Useless c***
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:11 PM
Joelinton misses a great chance. :???:

Tbf, rondon missed a few of those too
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sima on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:14 PM
:lol: :lol:

Spectacular miss.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:26 PM
Joelinton misses a great chance. :???:

Aye that's a sitter.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sbnufc on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:39 PM
:lol: :lol:

Spectacular miss.
Harder to miss, man :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:42 PM
So the actual plan this season is ‘get the ball to shelvey, hit it long to joelinton’

I told you that would be the plan midway through last week's match. What else could it be?  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:27:44 PM
Wow he’s s**** confirmed.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:28:08 PM
What a tramp that c*** on the bench looks. Seen better tailored homeless lads.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Robster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:28:09 PM
Clearly going to win today :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:28:50 PM
better football from us there.... corner.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Unlucky Luque on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:29:13 PM
Joelinton completely and, absolutely predictably, isolated up front.
Almiron in acres of space with no one to pass to.
Three centrebacks, but their attackers seem to just cut through the open channels with ease.
Bruceball is bad.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:29:19 PM
Still don't understand this cockney b****** stuff when he's not even from London...
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:29:28 PM
Can’t see us scoring many goals this season with Almiron and Joelinton up top. We seem very powder puff up there.

Don't worry, Carroll will be fit in a month to give us some big hard lad presence.

Playing this system we need someone to be able to hold it and bring people into play. Don’t just need a hard lad presence, whatever you are trying to get at with that. The two up too are not really offering that. Don’t think this position is doing many favours for Almiron either. He needs to be more involved.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:30:04 PM
So the actual plan this season is ‘get the ball to shelvey, hit it long to joelinton’

Aye until big British Andy is back if he ever is
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:30:17 PM
No way am I judging joelinton in a Bruce team
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LionOfGosforth on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:30:54 PM
Still don't understand this cockney b****** stuff when he's not even from London...

Our fans are thick?
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:31:08 PM
Wow he’s s**** confirmed.

Not at all. He’s struggling and I have no doubt Bruce’s lack of any tactics will contribute. Wait until Andy get back and us knocking balls down to him for 5 mins.

Bruce’s whole season hangs on Carroll staying fit
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:31:22 PM
No way am I judging joelinton in a Bruce team

Rafa knew he was s****
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:32:17 PM
There it is

Pukki
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:32:23 PM
No way am I judging joelinton in a Bruce team

Rafa knew he was s****

No, he preferred rondon.

Boom.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Stifleaay on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:32:32 PM
Game over.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:32:38 PM
GOAT
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:32:40 PM
Get in.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:00 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:11 PM
Barca v Blythe
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: junkhead on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:18 PM
Ahahaha
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:34 PM
Get in pukki lad
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:34 PM
Joelinton's fault.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: BlackandWhite on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:42 PM
:lol: This team is 100% going down.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:49 PM
Fabulous marking lads
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sima on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:52 PM
Stevey Bruce’s black and white army!

:lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:53 PM
Dooooomed
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:55 PM
This team isnt going to score many goals at all this season
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Numbers on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:57 PM
What the f*** am I watching, the players look like they have 0 clue what the f*** they are doing.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: BergenMagpie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:57 PM
Great goal. GTFI Pukki! Hope the away fans are still loving Bruce life
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:59 PM
Nice of Dummett to gift them a corner.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Joe_F on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:33:59 PM
Aye don't bother marking him like
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:09 PM
:lol:

Get in
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:11 PM
Sounded a cracker.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:11 PM
Our defenders have no idea where they’re supposed to be.
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nufc4eva on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:13 PM
This has been utter trash. In Lanzarote, not sure why I found a bar to watch this s*** we look hopeless 🤣
Title: Re: Norwich City 0-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:15 PM
Game over.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:18 PM
Pukki could’ve had a hat trick already.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Some finish that. Keeper should probably do better.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:43 PM
Imaging letting that bald c*** score. :lol:

He's been abusing us.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LionOfGosforth on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:34:56 PM
We might not get a point this season  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Numbers on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:35:04 PM
Players have been Brucied.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Greg on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:35:14 PM
Horrific defending.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:35:16 PM
Wonder what the odds are on us having 0 points after 10 games
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gorilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:35:30 PM
LOL. That was inevitable. I wonder if it'll be back to basics it half time. This highly complex tactical masterpiece is too much too soon so well be back to basics.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:35:57 PM
Ritchie... :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:36:04 PM
Ritchie class effort. Weird, as much as I don’t care, I still hate things about the team
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:36:06 PM
hahahah - this is what you get when you f***ing get a s**** manager. well f***ing deserved.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Robster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:36:14 PM
The Entertainers are back.
Goals guaranteed :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:36:16 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:36:26 PM
Is it too early to pull out the Brucie 5-1-4 special yet?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:37:07 PM
Hayden trying hard. Almiron everywhere but with no help. The whole team is an absolute shambles. No organization, second best to everything and clueless. Agent Bruce strikes back.

Going to make McLaren look like a good hire.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:37:35 PM
This must pass it to shelvey tactic is gonna kill this team. Ruins every momentum.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ElDiablo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:37:44 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:lol: Suck it up my boy.

Loving this.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nufc4eva on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:37:49 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

How can you love a club that has no soul. People want us to sink low to rid the club of sheep and the parasitic c*** at the top. How can you not get that ?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:12 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

Awww.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:19 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

I’m embarrassed by all the w*****s keeping Ashley from selling the club tbh.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:23 PM
He's scapegoating Almiron playing like this btw. Responsible for everything going forward with little/no support.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: covmag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:31 PM
we are f***ing s**** mind.

these are giving us the runaround, as expected.

p*ss poor 35 mins so far
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Mikky on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:36 PM
We might not get a point this season  :lol:

Have a bet with my cousin we won’t get more than 15
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:39 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

Hope this is a troll attempt :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:41 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

I’m not glad as such, just witnessing the fallout of Ashley’s horrific decisions is all I have left.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:42 PM
Hilarious this. Joelinton is less potent than Steve Bruce's floppy cock.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:44 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:thup:

I won't attend games, but I still want to see us win. It's poor from some, IMO.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:56 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

How can you love a club that has no soul. People want us to sink low to rid the club of sheep and the parasitic c*** at the top. How can you not get that ?

Don't go and protest but to actually want your team to get beat is just sad
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:38:59 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:09 PM
We might not get a point this season  :lol:

Have a bet with my cousin we won’t get more than 15

Rafa was worth at least 10 points, probably more.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:20 PM
This must pass it to shelvey tactic is gonna kill this team. Ruins every momentum.

We were miles better when he wasn't playing last year, but he's British so you know he will give 100%.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:21 PM
This three in the middle formation is a shambles. Ki is pulled out to the left and Hayden to the right, leaving us with only Shelvey in the middle. It’s far too stretched.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gorilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:21 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

Hope this is a troll attempt :lol:
I hope we get absolutely hammered.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:28 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:thup:

I won't attend games, but I still want to see us win. It's poor from some, IMO.

Exaclty total s***
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:34 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

How can you love a club that has no soul. People want us to sink low to rid the club of sheep and the parasitic c*** at the top. How can you not get that ?

Don't go and protest but to actually want your team to get beat is just sad

It’s very sad, one thing we can all agree on.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:39:56 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:lol:

Come on Norwich, let's see how deep we can sink.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:07 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

How can you love a club that has no soul. People want us to sink low to rid the club of sheep and the parasitic c*** at the top. How can you not get that ?

It's for the greater good.

Don't go and protest but to actually want your team to get beat is just sad
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:18 PM
Love how he has dismantled Rafa's organisation already :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:20 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:thup:

I won't attend games, but I still want to see us win. It's poor from some, IMO.

Exaclty total s***

Total s*** that you can’t understand it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Chris_R on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:34 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

Wanting anything to do with Mike Ashley to succeed, and in the case of this club prolong his ownership, is far more embarrassing.

Let it all f***ing burn so we can rise back up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:36 PM
This three in the middle formation is a shambles. Ki is pulled out to the left and Hayden to the right, leaving us with only Shelvey in the middle. It’s far too stretched.

We were heavily reliant on the two sitting CMs, and also Perez and Rondon to put constant pressure on teams from high up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:38 PM
Yeah...this isn't a Rafa team.

Impressive how quickly Bruce has transformed them.  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: peder on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:45 PM
So can we get an pukki for the price of Joelinton?:)
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:46 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:40:53 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

How can you love a club that has no soul. People want us to sink low to rid the club of sheep and the parasitic c*** at the top. How can you not get that ?

Don't go and protest but to actually want your team to get beat is just sad

Read this in a Partridge voice. Should have been sssaaaaaaaaaaddd though.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:41:40 PM
Love how he has dismantled Rafa's organisation already :lol:

Like a young brute smashing up a lego castle.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:41:54 PM
It's also worth saying that NUFC is going to have to have a mackem-style plummet down the leagues to get rid of Ashley. When the TV cash dries up, then he will sell up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:13 PM
Howay pukki stick the knife in.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:15 PM
So can we get an pukki for the price of Joelinton?:)

He was a free transfer.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Si on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:24 PM
Love how he has dismantled Rafa's organisation already :lol:

It's kinda impressive how quickly he's managed it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:34 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

There it is again..IT ISNT OUR f***ing TEAM.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:42 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:thup:

I won't attend games, but I still want to see us win. It's poor from some, IMO.

Exaclty total s***

Total s*** that you can’t understand it.

ok  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LionOfGosforth on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:46 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

:thup:

I won't attend games, but I still want to see us win. It's poor from some, IMO.

Exaclty total s***

Total s*** that you can’t understand it.

Haway man, can't you understand the logic? Let's scrape a handful of joyless wins, finish 17th and do it all again under Ashley and Stevie next year, quality man!
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:46 PM
It's also worth saying that NUFC is going to have to have a mackem-style plummet down the leagues to get rid of Ashley. When the TV cash dries up, then he will sell up.

Well we have hired the right man for the job.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:47 PM
It's also worth saying that NUFC is going to have to have a mackem-style plummet down the leagues to get rid of Ashley. When the TV cash dries up, then he will sell up.

Bring it on then. That's 100x better tham another decade of Ashley and c***s like charnley and Bruce
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: junkhead on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:50 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You'll join too sooner or later.. There's nothing but failure on the horizon for nufc.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Robster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:42:56 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:
The team you are cheering on is Mike Ashley United, not Newcastle United
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sbnufc on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:03 PM
If Chelsea don't lose to Leicester tomorrow we'll be in the bottom 3 already
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:15 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Can’t agree with you on this one. Desperate times need desperate measures.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:16 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:38 PM
Be bottom next Sunday night when Spurs hammer them. Be down the bottom 3 all season. Keep it up steve
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:40 PM
Lose next match and at home to Watford maybe some of the more simple minded drones will start to turn too.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:54 PM
Quick reminder that people have spent their hard earned money to go and watch this on a lovely Saturday afternoon.

Retards.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nufc4eva on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:43:54 PM
Joe Linton looks £40 million worth of trash, no wonder Rafa didn't want him. Weak as p*ss
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:10 PM
If you're going to make a point, make sure you proof read it first imo.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:28 PM
LOL Pukki running back and embarrassing Joelinton who gets mad and takes a booking.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:28 PM
Joelinton is a donkey like.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:28 PM
This three in the middle formation is a shambles. Ki is pulled out to the left and Hayden to the right, leaving us with only Shelvey in the middle. It’s far too stretched.

We were heavily reliant on the two sitting CMs, and also Perez and Rondon to put constant pressure on teams from high up.

Hark at Ian with his fancy Dan Rafa tactics.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:31 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

No s***
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: covmag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:32 PM
this thread man  :sad:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sbnufc on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:37 PM
Quick reminder that people have spent their hard earned money to go and watch this on a lovely Saturday afternoon.

Retards.
:lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:47 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:44:51 PM
"It was always going to be hard going to Carrow Road, first home game of the season back in the premiership. We grafted, I cant fault the boys. Norwich had their tails up after their loss to Liverpool and that extra momentum was key. We pick ourselves up and move on and with the great support I know we are going to get at home we will give it a real go."
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:45:10 PM
Joelintons getting bossed by a defender that was deemed not good enough for us..
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nufc4eva on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:45:32 PM
Quick reminder that people have spent their hard earned to go and watch this.

Retards.

I just can't work out why people would want to travel to watch this, unless you love that way it's horrific coming back from a demoralising defeat where you don't even look in the game.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Amir_9 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:45:34 PM
Really poor game so far from Joelinton, granted not having much to work with but still not good.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:45:43 PM
The reason I prefer it, is because it seems like the only other alternative for the fat f*** to get out of the club. every time he has tried to sell it, it seems like moves goalposts and then it just falls through. This is not the club I fell in love with, this is but a shell of what it was. And giving him more money to support his s*** behavior is out of the question, the less money he can get the better. We are stuck with him until he doesnt feel its economic enough for him to keep the club or he dies. So the worse we do, the less we will be worth, the less money the fat f*** will get. Rafa was the last thing that gave me hope. Now we have a clueless c*** that is stuck with dinosaur football tactics and doesnt even know where his players can play.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:45:51 PM
Should be bewked for that. Oh he was. Disregard.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tsunami on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:46:06 PM
Nawty that
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:46:14 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sadnesstan on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:17 PM
Joelinton making Grant Hanley look every bit a premier league defender.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:26 PM
Jomanuel Riviere
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:29 PM
Wonder why Ashley had such a chubby on for Joelinton? All really really strange. He looks nothing like a £40m player.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sbnufc on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:33 PM
Joelintons getting bossed by a defender that was deemed not good enough for us..
Our CM pairing is the same CM pairing that were playing for Swansea in 2015. What do you expect
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:35 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:42 PM
To support Norwich to help get the club back. That's obvious
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Andy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:53 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

The sad thing is the in-fighting. I can't bring myself to want the team to lose but I understand why people do. Whatever your perspective, it doesn't make you a "better" fan, people of both opinions need to realise that.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Novocastrian on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:47:58 PM
This isn’t NUFC anymore - it can burn to the ground for all I care.

If Ashley is still here following relegation then let’s go down again and keep going until he f***s off.

The rebuild starts the moment he leaves.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:48:08 PM
I'm enjoying Bruceball personally :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:48:08 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

Why do you care so much what others post here? It's not a personal attack to you, no need to get offended.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ozzrahog on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:48:13 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:48:24 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.

You sad sad person
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:48:39 PM
Wonder why Ashley had such a chubby on for Joelinton? All really really strange. He looks nothing like a £40m player.

He wasn't getting the ball launched at him from 50 yards away in his youtube videos.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:48:53 PM
We are sooo s***. Worse, I keep thinking we have two Matt Ritchie's on the pitch when krafth appears. It's a f***ing nightmare.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:12 PM
Wonder why Ashley had such a chubby on for Joelinton? All really really strange. He looks nothing like a £40m player.

I bet it was more like 20m. It will be loads of add ons and made to sound high for a pr stunt, which worked a treat. No doubt something dodgy behind the scenes with it. I don't believe a single thing that comes out the club
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:12 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock

He’s being played in no mans land. You’re an absolute cock womble btw, but i’m sure you get told that daily.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Andy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:15 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock

He's completely out of position tbh. Bruce's scapegoat.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sbnufc on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:33 PM
First thing the commentator says after the HT whistle, "well this has been fascinating"

Alright m8
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: hakka on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:42 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

The sad thing is the in-fighting. I can't bring myself to want the team to lose but I understand why people do. Whatever your perspective, it doesn't make you a "better" fan, people of both opinions need to realise that.

:thup:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:46 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.

You sad sad person

You're the sad one supoorting Ashley
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:47 PM
Hope he brings all four of his defenders on at half time.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Amir_9 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:49:59 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock

Eh? Have you been watching Ki?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:50:04 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.

You sad sad person

Yeah, you keep saying. And yeah, I feel sad. You have the mental capacity of a ladybird btw. Enjoy your Ashley FC.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:50:23 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock

He's completely out of position tbh. Bruce's scapegoat.

Been asking to do all the attacking as he's the only one who can run. It's crackers.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Barnes23 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:50:32 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.

 :lol:  :thup:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:50:37 PM
We need to stop bickering in every match thread like. Some people need to detach from results, other people want us to drop as quickly as possible, other people still want to be a fan. None of those are unusual, we’re all in the s**** thanks to Ashley.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ikri on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:50:46 PM
Utter dogshit so far.  We seem to be playing with about 7 at the back, Hayden in midfield & Almiron + Joelinton miles away up front.  Absolutely no game plan whatsoever.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:50:49 PM
Hope he brings all four of his defenders on at half time.

Would be funny to see him "protect the 1-0 loss, so we can have a chance with better GD" :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Greg on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:30 PM
Joelintons getting bossed by a defender that was deemed not good enough for us..

In the division below. :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:33 PM
First thing the commentator says after the HT whistle, "well this has been fascinating"

Alright m8

Probably just reading this thread.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:42 PM
Godzilla, I'm f***ing loving this game.

I'm loving the fact that mike has spunked his meagre annual outgoings on absolute cart horse.

I'm loving the fact that his dirt cheap manager is failing.

I'm loving the fact the scabs and drones are getting what they deserve.

It's a tiny tiny step to getting my club back.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: huss9 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:44 PM
shoulda been a red for joelinton.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:45 PM
Well this is good. Just as we all predicted.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:58 PM
This next 9 months is going to be netflix worthy absolute car crash s***. Can anyone see this team scoring goals winning games and surviving

Honestly believe we will have 0 points after 10 games
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:51:58 PM
We need to stop bickering in every match thread like. Some people need to detach from results, other people want us to drop as quickly as possible, other people still want to be a fan. None of those are unusual, we’re all in the s**** thanks to Ashley.

Correct. I’m just gonna stick him on ignore so I can continue posting about the s*** tactics and Ritchie being w***.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nortoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:52:12 PM
The plan is just completely gone. Hayden is our best player, playing on the right wing. Almiron running around the middle all alone. Then Joelinton is alone with the ball. Its the 2nd game of the season and we are already being outplayed by the newly promoted team comfortably :)
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:52:15 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.

You sad sad person

Any news on the takeover?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: jackyboy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:52:39 PM
 Joelinton just can't  hold the ball up like Rondon did so what is the point of him playing with his back to goal all the time.

Still, just waiting for Bruces masterclass in changing tactics in the second half
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toon25 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:52:58 PM
Bruce is just waiting for tha Big AC to get back up front  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kanji on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:53:01 PM
Bruce isn’t lasting until Jan.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Infinitely Content on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:53:06 PM
Looking very poor. Can't quite tell what the game plan is supposed to be. Hayden's done very well mind, and not sure Dubravka could have done more on the goal, too much power.

Also, let's not get on Joelinton's back, sure the ball isn't sticking, but christ is he isolated when he gets the ball. Rondon was brilliant in those situations mind, but they're different players and there's only so much one can do.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:53:37 PM
Honestly don't know what we where attempting to do in that half of football. We were sitting back, but slowing the pace down when ever we got the ball. We arn't looking to press, while sitting back, and there is no urgency in trying to get the ball back, we arn't even stading off well, atleast with Rafa there was a plan, when sitting back, this just seems caotic. When we do get a chance to attack, we offer nothing and trying to hit Joelinton was absolutly pointless as he just loses it immediatly.

Honestly we were doing nothing in that half.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:53:38 PM
Hilariously bad. Pat Butcher hasn’t got a f***ing clue.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:53:49 PM
Joelinton just can't  hold the ball up like Rondon did so what is the point of him playing with his back to goal all the time.

Still, just waiting for Bruces masterclass in changing tactics in the second half

What's the alternative? He's too slow to get in behind and other players are too far from him to play off him.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Si on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:53:50 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

Let people vent man FFS
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:54:09 PM
Honestly can't believe how many are glad there team are getting beat f***ing embarrassing go and support another club then

You honestly can’t understand it? Seriously?? People are sick of Ashley and want their club back. It’s pretty clear why people are doing it.

Sorry it's f***ing sad, don't go, on't watch, protest but to actually want your team to get bet  :embarrassed:

Therr it is again..IT ISNT OUR FUCKONG TEAM

sad  :embarrassed:

It’s completely sad. I’m utterly dejected by having to be this way.

So why are you on a match thread then when you don't give a s****, weird

I do give a s****. I want us to lose. I’m watching the match wanting us to lose. I’m posting about wanting to lose in the match thread.

I don’t want to give a s****.

Keep up.

You sad sad person

Any news on the takeover?

LOL  :lol:

Imminent any day now iirc
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: The Little Waster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:54:24 PM
Are we bottom yet ? 🤪
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bimpy474 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:54:26 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:54:31 PM
Godzilla, I'm f***ing loving this game.

I'm loving the fact that mike has spunked his meagre annual outgoings on absolute cart horse.

I'm loving the fact that his dirt cheap manager is failing.

I'm loving the fact the scabs and drones are getting what they deserve.

It's a tiny tiny step to getting my club back.

 :snod:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:54:32 PM
The plan is just completely gone. Hayden is our best player, playing on the right wing. Almiron running around the middle all alone. Then Joelinton is alone with the ball. Its the 2nd game of the season and we are already being outplayed by the newly promoted team comfortably :)

Bruce has admitted in the past he doesn't do tactics, our game plan is rely on a bit of magic.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:54:41 PM
We are sooo s***. Worse, I keep thinking we have two Matt Ritchie's on the pitch when krafth appears. It's a f***ing nightmare.

Same here :lol: We’ve signed Ritchie’s long lost twin.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Numbers on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:55:22 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

You imply Bruce actually has a system.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Novocastrian on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:55:23 PM
I predict Allerdyce will be in by Xmas. Crowds (actual crowds not tickets sold) will be well under 40k by then so no one will care.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:56:18 PM
Bruce isn’t lasting until Jan.

I really hope you’re right.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:56:20 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

They should probably stop coming out in the press saying how much better it is now then. Useless f***ers that they are.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:56:28 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

What system? :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Numbers on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:56:39 PM
I predict Allerdyce will be in by Xmas. Crowds (actual crowds not tickets sold) will be well under 40k by then so no one will care.
40K would turn up just to sit in the Stadium for 90 minutes.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ozzrahog on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:57:04 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock

He’s being played in no mans land. You’re an absolute cock womble btw, but i’m sure you get told that daily.

You do get upset when someone disagrees with your point of view don't you. Still asking as watching him running around gives you a chubby I am happy for you.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 03:59:21 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

Yeah. Why change the one that worked?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: bhoywhonder on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:00:07 PM
Almiron with another non event of a performance, what a non shock

He’s being played in no mans land. You’re an absolute cock womble btw, but i’m sure you get told that daily.

You do get upset when someone disagrees with your point of view don't you. Still asking as watching him running around gives you a chubby I am happy for you.

Yeah but thats a 2 for 2 on Almiron for you. Is this your thing? Give it up, he wont f*ck you.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TBG on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:00:12 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

Need to go back to basics
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Novocastrian on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:01:24 PM
I predict Allerdyce will be in by Xmas. Crowds (actual crowds not tickets sold) will be well under 40k by then so no one will care.
40K would turn up just to sit in the Stadium for 90 minutes.

When I started going to the match there was regularly 16k in the stadium. The PL fanboys will soon melt away after a couple of seasons in the Champo.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:02:31 PM
Wonder how many games in to the season we will see our first goal?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:02:45 PM
Shelvey 55% passing accuracy from CM.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

Need to go back to basics

Back Page of the Ronny on Monday
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Darth Crooks on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:04:15 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this cistern under Bruce, he needs to change it.

Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:04:17 PM
Bruce looked angry there when he came out. The queues for the pies must have been too long.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:04:39 PM
Imagine Bruce trying to motivate or shape up these players. He'll pat them on the back and wish them that little extra luck.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:05:00 PM
Hopefully some anti Bruce chants soon but I can't see it at all. Too many wonga wearers there wanting to get behind him
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bimpy474 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:05:51 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

You imply Bruce actually has a system.

How very dare you, i did no such thing  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:06:31 PM
Dat attacking.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:06:36 PM
Hopefully some anti Bruce chants soon but I can't see it at all. Too many wonga wearers there wanting to get behind him

Rafa Rafael...would be ace
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gorilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:06:41 PM
Clearly this set of players aren't comfortable in this system under Bruce, he needs to change it.

For people who give a f*** like  :lol:

You imply Bruce actually has a system.

How very dare you, i did no such thing  :lol:
Is not having a system a system?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Minhosa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:07:28 PM
Hopefully some anti Bruce chants soon but I can't see it at all. Too many wonga wearers there wanting to get behind him

Rafa Rafael...would be ace

Have been hoping for this since Rafa left tbh. Would send such a message to the c***s in charge of the club.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:08:47 PM
Right wing Isaac Hayden. Nice.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Anon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:09:41 PM
I see the hoof it into the box is back, PFM classic.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:09:47 PM
How is Stiepermann not carded yet.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:10:23 PM
s*** free kick from Ritchie followed by the usual pointless foul. He’s a right one
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sadnesstan on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:12:10 PM
The plan is just completely gone. Hayden is our best player, playing on the right wing. Almiron running around the middle all alone. Then Joelinton is alone with the ball. Its the 2nd game of the season and we are already being outplayed by the newly promoted team comfortably :)

Bruce has admitted in the past he doesn't do tactics, our game plan is rely on a bit of magic.

And now for my biggest trick I will transform a PL team into an under 11s.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tiresias on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:12:23 PM
So my partner whom I had supported for a long time in everything they did got possessed by a demon called 'my-kasshleee' ever since they have been abusive towards me, been no where near as much fun to be around, but regardless I have supported them throughout and tried to encourage them, maybe the demon would go away, maybe things would change. Now it has become clear that the demon rather than leaving as hinted a bit ago has doubled down and is now making my partner stab me a lot. Now I hear a lot of people saying I should still support my partner, I think I should try and get my partner treatment and try and get rid of this demon that has destroyed the good parts of them. What should I do, carry on cheering as they insert the knife into my stomach? That's what proper partners do right? Trying to get them the treatment would definitely mean I didn't love them as I should of course.  What a horrible thing for a partner to do.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:13:02 PM
Good job we did all of that extra running in pre-season. It’s really helping
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Hhtoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:13:07 PM
Hopefully some anti Bruce chants soon but I can't see it at all. Too many wonga wearers there wanting to get behind him

Can't be long surely. As expected he seems clueless... Hopefully the rumours of his low basic is true and the brains trust pull the trigger 10 games in and get a proper manager in.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ameritoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:13:11 PM
So it's going as well as we all knew it would when Bruce was hired.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:13:20 PM
So my partner whom I had supported for a long time in everything they did got possessed by a demon called 'my-kasshleee' ever since they have been abusive towards me, been no where near as much fun to be around, but regardless I have supported them throughout and tried to encourage them, maybe the demon would go away, maybe things would change. Now it has become clear that the demon rather than leaving as hinted a bit ago has doubled down and is now making my partner stab me a lot. Now I hear a lot of people saying I should still support my partner, I think I should try and get my partner treatment and try and get rid of this demon that has destroyed the good parts of them. What should I do, carry on cheering as they insert the knife into my stomach? That's what proper partners do right? Trying to get them the treatment would definitely mean I didn't love them as I should of course.  What a horrible thing for a partner to do.

:lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:13:55 PM
I still can't believe Steve Bruce is our manager. Am I hallucinating FFS :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:14:43 PM
I still can't believe Steve Bruce is our manager. Am I hallucinating FFS :lol:

It’s absolutely mental.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:14:48 PM
Hopefully some anti Bruce chants soon but I can't see it at all. Too many wonga wearers there wanting to get behind him

Rafa Rafael...would be ace

As if the sheep who are at the stadium are going to admit they were wrong to sign up to Brewcie's revolution. :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:14:59 PM
Sounds like a good game of football.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:15:04 PM
Who’s coming off for Muto? My guess is Dubravka
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Minhosa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:15:15 PM
Good job we did all of that extra running in pre-season. It’s really helping

:lol:

Good runna's and headerers though.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sadnesstan on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:15:17 PM
It's compelling viewing. I can't switch it off as I want to see how bad it gets.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:16:20 PM
It's compelling viewing. I can't switch it off as I want to see how bad it gets.

It imploded after 60 minutes last week. Nearly time again.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:16:56 PM
This is the worst we've been in a long long time. The best thing is it's not like we're even missing our best players. This is us for the season.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:17:28 PM
This is the worst we've been in a long long time. The best thing is it's not like we're even missing our best players. This is us for the season.

We are, they left.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:18:01 PM
This is the worst we've been in a long long time. The best thing is it's not like we're even missing our best players. This is us for the season.

We are, they left.

Ha, good point. And AC.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:20:29 PM
Good save from Timmy that. Norwich should've done better on the counter too.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:20:46 PM
2-0 Pukki
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:20:52 PM
Matt Ritchie is absolute s****. The little gobshite who came out in support of Mike.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:20:54 PM
HAHAHA TEEMUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:20:54 PM
2-0?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:06 PM
Good save from Timmy that. Norwich should've done better on the counter too.

Awesome ball back in from Ritchie to set the counter up too.

2-0
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:08 PM
Ahahahahhahah
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:17 PM
DOIS - ZERO
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:18 PM
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:20 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:34 PM
Oh dear
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:39 PM
Hopefully some anti Bruce chants soon but I can't see it at all. Too many wonga wearers there wanting to get behind him

Rafa Rafael...would be ace

As if the sheep who are at the stadium are going to admit they were wrong to sign up to Brewcie's revolution. :lol:

Away though.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:40 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:44 PM
Right, remind me, who was it who said it wasn't Barca v Blythe after I predicted 3-0?
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Numbers on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:47 PM
Enjoying watching Brewcies brand of football like.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:49 PM
f***ing get in.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:21:57 PM
So s****.
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:22:00 PM
Support the team not the regime. Knackers!!!!
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: dabe on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:22:05 PM
Rafa to Bruce...hahahaha.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:22:47 PM
GO TEAM! NO REGIME!
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bizza on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:22:48 PM
2-0 :lol:

Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:22:52 PM
This is quality, get another please
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:05 PM
Rafa to Bruce...hahahaha.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TheHoob on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:06 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LionOfGosforth on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:10 PM
He still needs a chance, he'll get it right man
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:21 PM
Bring on the Shadow Puppets!
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:32 PM
Joe Linton thrown towel in.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:41 PM
This Pukki must have been a 80 mill striker. Bet the fat f*** wish he could compete with the mights of Norwich in the transfermarket :lol:

And now Jonnyboy cant take it anymore and throwing in the towel.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:23:55 PM
It's not too late for Joe Linton to get another move right? :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:24:00 PM
Our £40m striker begging to go off.

Nobody could have predicted this start.

Oh wait, 95% of us did.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:24:40 PM
Fully deserved. Well done Steve.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Numbers on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:24:56 PM
Come on guys don't be too harsh, Bruce is a nice guy.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: jackyboy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:24:58 PM
Muto is much more mobile than Joelinton.  If Joelinton is worth 40 mill thin Pukki is worth 100mill  Plus I really like his pies
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:25:04 PM
This Pukki must have been a 80 mill striker. Bet the fat f*** wish he could compete with the mights of Norwich in the transfermarket :lol:

And now Jonnyboy cant take it anymore and throwing in the towel.

He's too old. No resale value. Norwich have been mugged.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Amir_9 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:25:19 PM
Very very bad game from Joelinton today.

f*** Ashley man, but I don't how any of you who want us down all the way to League 1 for him to sell are so certain we would get better owners than him down there.

Not going to any of the games or paying anything to the club myself, but I am not so confident it'll be all rosey if he sells us at such a s*** state.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:25:25 PM
Only spurs away next up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:25:54 PM
I don't think Joelinton will play much this season. Wonder if Muto has been told where to play.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:01 PM
What an absolute bottle job that is from Joelinton.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:01 PM
Hahahaha
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: covmag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:04 PM
remember that 8/1 to lose our first 3 games  :naughty:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:05 PM
Just started getting really sad now, the whole thing is so f***ing s***.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:14 PM
No yellows for kicking the ball away anymore? Even the officials cant be arsed with us.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:34 PM
Not good that Joelinton was begging to come off.

This is going to fall apart really, really quickly.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nufc4eva on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:26:48 PM
Why is Hayden right wing ffs. It just looks all over the shop, no discipline or structure. It will be hilarious to watch, when will the sheep boo
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:27:08 PM
Good job Hayden didn't f*** off in the end over the summer, shudder to think how bad we'd be without him.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Beezeri on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:27:40 PM
Pukki at his prime cost 0€ for Norwich just a season ago while Hoffenheim robbed us 40million for Joelinton. Quality scouting indeed!
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:27:46 PM
Players love playing for Bruce though, you can tell.

Sense a dressing room fallout coming soon. Dubs and Schar will be blamed and sold in January.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:28:11 PM
The players and manager will not recover from a thumping of Norwich.

All had to perform very well today and get a win with the pressure as it is.

Norwich have an injury crisis too, I think they said. Wow.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: snabelkabel on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:28:42 PM
Very very bad game from Joelinton today.

f*** Ashley man, but I don't how any of you who want us down all the way to League 1 for him to sell are so certain we would get better owners than him down there.

Not going to any of the games or paying anything to the club myself, but I am not so confident it'll be all rosey if he sells us at such a s*** state.

Well we wont get any new owners in the PL, so there's that.. At least we would have some hope and aspirations.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tiresias on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:28:58 PM
It will be amusing how many millions in value our CBs were at the start of the season compared to how much they will be worth by teh end of the season will amount to. Cheap coach = cheap sell on values. Another genius move by Ashley.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: RodneyCisse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:29:00 PM
Who’d have thought not having a champions league winning manager would see us unravel so badly?
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sadnesstan on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:29:41 PM
Very very bad game from Joelinton today.

f*** Ashley man, but I don't how any of you who want us down all the way to League 1 for him to sell are so certain we would get better owners than him down there.

Not going to any of the games or paying anything to the club myself, but I am not so confident it'll be all rosey if he sells us at such a s*** state.

Right now I'd kill pregnant celebrities to have Charlie Manson buy us.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: covmag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:30:10 PM
i'm out of this all together  :sad:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Robster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:30:17 PM
Luke Edwards, Let's be having you.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:30:24 PM
Well at least the players are enjoying it more now, that’s the main thing.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:31:21 PM
60m on Joelinton and almiron man....f*** me
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Anon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:31:34 PM
Can we stop the crosses into the box now Muto is up front?
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:31:53 PM
Shelvey and Ki so pedestrian when we are in possession . Zero movement to help Hayden out. Good thing we did all that running. We are fitter than anyone else we just choose not to show it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:32:10 PM
Pukki hattrick

3-0
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:32:13 PM
Well at least the players are enjoying it more now, that’s the main thing.

Playing with freedom, great to see.

Who needs tactics?
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:32:16 PM
3-0
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: chicago_shearer on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:32:20 PM
Scoreline doesn’t look good, but are they getting forward and ‘giving it a go’? Can Gary Neville and the British media pundits take some comfort in that at least?
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:32:28 PM
Luke Edwards, Let's be having you.

"Rafa didn't win for 10 games, let's not forget that. Bruce's two key signings both injured early, along with Carroll not being back yet, give him chance"
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Dinho lad on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:32:54 PM
:memelol: :memelol: :memelol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:04 PM
PUKKIIIII I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:22 PM
 :memelol: :memelol: :memelol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:23 PM
Defending for that 3rd is laughable.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:27 PM
Commentator telling us that poor Bruce and Agnew didn’t have a lot of time due to Benitez’s contract negotiations  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Chris_R on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:46 PM
Pahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TheHoob on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:48 PM
Luke Edwards, Let's be having you.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Rafalove on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:54 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahhh
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:55 PM
This is amazing :lol:

They'll have to sack Bruce :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:33:58 PM
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Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:34:00 PM
Bahahah the 0£ signing Pukki vs 40£ non preformer.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:34:06 PM
Our players gave up. They've been jogging for the last 5 minutes, so I assume they're all part of the "want us to lose" crew.

This is amazing.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sima on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:34:18 PM
‘We got our backsides kicked’
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Elric on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:34:26 PM
:lol:

You f***ing s*** b******s.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: midstoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:34:47 PM
Man city are gonna put 12 past us are'nt they!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:34:59 PM
This krafth guy is w***
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kanji on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:35:12 PM
He won’t last until November
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: hakka on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:35:15 PM
‘We got our backsides kicked’

 :lol: - he's defo saying it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Krafthwerk on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:35:18 PM
Noocarsell are pointless in more ways than one.
Well played Mike!
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bizza on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:36:13 PM
3-0, this season is going to be hilarious. Letting a manager like Rafa walk away and replacing him with an absolute f***ing donkey and proven failure. Great work Mike!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nemtizz on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:36:18 PM
Getting bantered off by Pukki. This might be a new low.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Embarrassing. Hilarious too tbh.
Title: Re: Norwich City 2-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:36:26 PM
He has won me over tbh.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Anon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:36:49 PM
We've no midfield man
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Rafalove on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:37:34 PM
How many times did we lose by three or more under Rafa?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:37:48 PM
Ha ha get in!!! Pukki lad!

This will turn a few and knock 2k off the gate. Any anti Bruce chants yet?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: taxfree on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:38:00 PM
I'm excited to see his interview.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: BergenMagpie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:38:13 PM
Only way this result couldve been any better is if I had Pukki in my FPL team
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:38:56 PM
Steve Bruce man ffs. :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:39:38 PM
Watching Longstaff there I feel desperately sorry for him.

Shelvey is an absolute f***ing disgrace
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:39:40 PM
Two observations amongst many:

Rafa used to hold new signings back until he'd drilled his instructions into them in general. Bruce just wants to get stupid fans onside by throwing them all straight in, with predictably bad results.

Also, this team now looks like it can throw the towel in pretty easily.

Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:39:53 PM
No midfield, no attack and the defence has gone to s***. Gonna be fun times ahead.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bishops Finger on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:40:44 PM
Ashley has once again turned us into a laughing stock. Funny part about it though is I'm probably laughing louder than most
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Wilson on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:41:01 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/12msOFU8oL1eww/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:41:02 PM
@NUFCDoog

Quote
Some ridiculous ‘predictions’ in here like, talking like Norwich are Barcelona or something, they’re not that bloody good and we’re not that s***.

I think we’ll get beat but it’ll be close and won’t be the hammering some are saying in here, Christ I know things are s*** but we’re talking like it’s Barcelona against Blyth or something
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: hakka on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:41:26 PM
Where's Kaka? - we need some positives from this bumming. If anyone can find them, he can.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ohmelads on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:41:48 PM
Ashley will sell when the money dries up, which means consecutive seasons outside of the Prem. The sooner that happens, the sooner we get our club back and try to start again. I don't see any other way.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:42:03 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Infinitely Content on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:42:39 PM
Hayden only one to come out of today with any credit imo.

Pukki's hat trick is excellent. Shades of Shearer in the first & second.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:43:15 PM
Dummett booked.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tyne81 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:43:23 PM
Just checked the score for the 1st time.

This is tremendous. Keep it up Brewcie.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: junkhead on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:43:31 PM
Hahaha well done Brucie! Well done lads.. you can definately tell training is much more fun these days :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:43:50 PM
#teamteemu for me, like.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: RS on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:43:54 PM
This could be a record breaking season.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:44:18 PM
These players and the team are never this bad. This is all down to the manager.

The likes of Laurent Blanc and Gio Van Bronckhorst openly wanted this job. Yet, here we are.

The team won't recover from this. Just a matter of how long they choose to keep it like this under Bruce.

They paid compensation for this and so it will likely be this till the very end.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: La Parka on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:44:20 PM
Sack the bag
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Rafalove on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:44:20 PM
Two observations amongst many:

Rafa used to hold new signings back until he'd drilled his instructions into them in general. Bruce just wants to get stupid fans onside by throwing them all straight in, with predictably bad results.

Also, this team now looks like it can throw the towel in pretty easily.


This may also be because, Bruce doesn’t really have instructions that need drilling in to players.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Wullie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:44:33 PM
Just seen the score. :spit:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: worthy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:03 PM
Wonder how the training sessions are. "Alright lads, uh.. just run around and pop the ball around. Who knows where I might play you!"
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:10 PM
Red that, poor reffing.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:31 PM
This could be a record breaking season.

Be amazed if we get over 20 points and 30 goals
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:35 PM
That was f***ing awful from Dummett. Lucky lucky boy.

We look like a ragtag bunch of strangers, not a professional football club today. Not much of a surprise to many though really.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Northerngimp on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:39 PM
2 games in and Spurs away next week.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: DJ_NUFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:43 PM
Where's Kaka? - we need some positives from this bumming. If anyone can find them, he can.

The organic, water-based lube used by Ashley for this buggery was one positive I take away from today, made the sliding in and out rather enjoyable.

- probably Kaka.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:45:48 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: morla84 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:46:34 PM
Quote from: morla84
Got defeat written all over this, 3-0 home win imo. Pookey hattrick 
😎
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:47:16 PM
Team with an average squad appointing the worst manager in the league going to go down. Probably in 20th. Who'd have thought  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:47:18 PM
1 more goal for Norwich and we are bottom
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: r0cafella on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:47:45 PM
It's as if Rafa never existed, it's a continuation of exactly what came before him.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: OCK on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:47:46 PM
Bruce will fancy a bit of Pukki Pie tonight.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:47:49 PM
Bring on the Shadow Puppets!

Please don’t!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TBG on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:48:01 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

But at least the lads are having fun in training
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:48:06 PM
2 games in and Spurs away next week.

Kane hat trick easy
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:48:18 PM
Longstaff booked.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:48:21 PM
Quote from: morla84
Got defeat written all over this, 3-0 home win imo. Pookey hattrick
😎

Not bad :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Beezeri on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:48:40 PM
If Bruce is a true fan he should resign ASAP for the sake of the club!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: bhoywhonder on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:49:00 PM
Steve Bruce. We went from Rafa Benitez to Steve Bruce. Lee Charnley put in charge of recruitment and Steve F*CKING Bruce in charge of the team.

Crash and burn you f*ckers.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:49:31 PM
Team with an average squad appointing the worst manager in the league going to go down. Probably in 20th. Who'd have thought  :lol:
F**k off like. It was always going to take 38 games before he got the team playing well, especially after the mess he inherited.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:50:02 PM
Little bit more running in training and we'll be ok.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: thomas on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:50:15 PM
This could be a record breaking season.

Be amazed if we get over 20 points and 30 goals
The fun part for me will be seeing Ashley failing to understand how cause and effect works with regards to everything falling apart yet again. Gosh mike, if only this had been preventable in some way.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:50:30 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:50:49 PM
Booooo
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:50:51 PM
These players and the team are never this bad. This is all down to the manager.

The likes of Laurent Blanc and Gio Van Bronckhorst openly wanted this job. Yet, here we are.

The team won't recover from this. Just a matter of how long they choose to keep it like this under Bruce.

They paid compensation for this and so it will likely be this till the very end.

He was 11th choice. They didn't want it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:50:57 PM
Longstaff booked.

Not a chance that was a booking
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: cp40 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:51:03 PM
Support the Teemu not the Regimue
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:51:13 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Disagree Dummet,Lascelles,Shelvey,Ki are all s*** Rafa just had them drilled so they seemed to perform better in a team

Joelinton looks a f***ing donkey and Almiron cant score

f***ing great eh
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:11 PM
Big Steve has got them playing now. What a hero. What a passport.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:31 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1

The last player you would have wanted to score. He'll be directing the most lacklustre midfield in the Premier for the next few months now.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: chopey on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:34 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1

Something to build on going forward
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: RodneyCisse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:40 PM
At least the lads can enjoy their Xbox’s in the afternoon now not feeling too tired after training.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:43 PM
Hmmm ... that goal spoils things a bit.

The 3 - 0 score would have been so much more impactful.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Infinitely Content on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:44 PM
Big Steve has got them playing now. What a hero. What a passport.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: midstoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:52:48 PM
(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/rMzmT3W6Pfp6M/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kanji on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:03 PM
We are a pure on joke
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Andy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:09 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1

The last player you would have wanted to score. He'll be directing the most lacklustre midfield in the Premier for the next few months now.

He will be regardless, we have no one else.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:21 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1

Something to build on going forward

It will definitely be spun that way to some extent.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: The Little Waster on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:26 PM
3-1 praise be ... the relegation express picks up a bit of speed
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tiresias on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:34 PM
We won the extra time at least
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gorilla on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:43 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1
Typical.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bizza on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:46 PM
3-1 beeewwww
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:47 PM
At least we won the last ten minutes. 1-0 yee haa
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:54 PM
Hmmm ... that goal spoils things a bit.

The 3 - 0 score would have been so much more impactful.

:lol: You are ridiculous.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ikri on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:53:58 PM
Disgraceful performance.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Menace on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:54:17 PM
I enjoyed that. Same time next week lads.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bimpy474 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:54:18 PM
Utterly woeful, our defending is pathetic.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:54:20 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Disagree Dummet,Lascelles,Shelvey,Ki are all s*** Rafa just had them drilled so they seemed to perform better in a team

Joelinton looks a f***ing donkey and Almiron cant score

f***ing great eh

Lascelles is good, the rest are average.

Far too early for Joelinton especially with a dog turd of a manager
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: BergenMagpie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:54:28 PM
f*** off Shelvey. Wouldve won 50 pounds if Norwich won by 3  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:54:31 PM
Shelvey scores.

3-1

The last player you would have wanted to score. He'll be directing the most lacklustre midfield in the Premier for the next few months now.

He will be regardless, we have no one else.

Hayden, Ki, Longstaff.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: jackyboy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:55:05 PM
At least Joelinton has learned from Andy Carrolls team talks, he'd learned how to get injured
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:55:07 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Disagree Dummet,Lascelles,Shelvey,Ki are all s*** Rafa just had them drilled so they seemed to perform better in a team

Joelinton looks a f***ing donkey and Almiron cant score

f***ing great eh

Lascelles is good, the rest are average.

Far too early for Joelinton especially with a dog turd of a manager

Lascelles is not good man f***ing wake up
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: hakka on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:55:15 PM
Where's Kaka? - we need some positives from this bumming. If anyone can find them, he can.

The organic, water-based lube used by Ashley for this buggery was one positive I take away from today, made the sliding in and out rather enjoyable.

- probably Kaka.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:55:37 PM
Ashley will sell when the money dries up, which means consecutive seasons outside of the Prem. The sooner that happens, the sooner we get our club back and try to start again. I don't see any other way.

There is no other way. Anyone who thinks otherwise is unfortunately deluding themselves.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thomson Mouse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:55:51 PM
When do we get butchered by Liverpool?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:56:03 PM
Most hapless performance ive've seen from us in an age. Honestly offered nothing.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: morla84 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:56:06 PM
So f***ing glad I didn't renew
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:56:06 PM
"The lads kept going, the spirit is there"
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kanji on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:56:35 PM
Shocking performance by the entire squad and Geordie local hero head coach and his coaching staff.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:56:44 PM
Even teams in the championship have since started employing more promising young coaches from abroad, while we brought in Bruce.

One of them has administered us a thorough beating today.

Would have been so easy for us to get a coach like theirs this summer.

Farcical.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:57:12 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Theres a few. Ritchie is finished for me. Its just he's a teachers pet type, so we are now accommodating any way we can fit him into the team. It doesn't really matter though because everyone will look much much worse soon enough when they down tools and start pretending Bruce is motivating them.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Disco on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:57:13 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Disagree Dummet,Lascelles,Shelvey,Ki are all s*** Rafa just had them drilled so they seemed to perform better in a team

Joelinton looks a f***ing donkey and Almiron cant score

f***ing great eh

Lascelles is good, the rest are average.

Far too early for Joelinton especially with a dog turd of a manager

Lascelles is not good man f***ing wake up

Rafa Out?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: RodneyCisse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:57:41 PM
“My first few direct debits already came out”  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nfrederi on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:58:11 PM
If Bruce is a true fan he should resign ASAP for the sake of the club!

Unfortunately cant see us getting anyone better in...............hes here for the duration. Impressive how s*** its got so very quickly. Players dont look like they give a flying f*** either.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 04:58:21 PM
Quote from: morla84
Got defeat written all over this, 3-0 home win imo. Pookey hattrick
😎

Hope you put some money on that!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Wilson on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:00:11 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


Most of them aren't s*** though.  A decent manager will show that.

Steve Bruce showed with his 'what the f*** is happening' outburst that he  is absolutely clueless.

I said a while back that it won't take long for people to start claiming the players are s***, especially our defence.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: toontownman on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:01:07 PM
These players and the team are never this bad. This is all down to the manager.

The likes of Laurent Blanc and Gio Van Bronckhorst openly wanted this job. Yet, here we are.

The team won't recover from this. Just a matter of how long they choose to keep it like this under Bruce.

They paid compensation for this and so it will likely be this till the very end.

He was 11th choice. They didn't want it.
Exactly plenty interested in it but not under the terms that were likely offered and having to work under Mike and the rest of the circus.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:01:13 PM
What was the reaction from the sheep at the match?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: nfrederi on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:01:20 PM
At least Joelinton has learned from Andy Carrolls team talks, he'd learned how to get injured

Really looked like he'd just had enough
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:01:44 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Disagree Dummet,Lascelles,Shelvey,Ki are all s*** Rafa just had them drilled so they seemed to perform better in a team

Joelinton looks a f***ing donkey and Almiron cant score

f***ing great eh

Lascelles is good, the rest are average.

Far too early for Joelinton especially with a dog turd of a manager

Lascelles is not good man f***ing wake up

Do you genuinely believe Norwich's starting 11 bettered ours? I don't.

The manager is not qualified man.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:01:50 PM
What was the reaction from the sheep at the match?

Away fans sounded pretty loud on the radio, they always are though.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: bhoywhonder on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:02:33 PM
Well...that happened.

Well done Bruce, out of your depth, tactically inept and apropos of nothing... smarten yourself up FFS, have some pride in your appearance, you're representing the club you scruffy c*nt.

Also, learn how to be a manager, and quick. You really are very bad at this.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: SSFC on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:03:03 PM
That went about as well as I figured it would. O/U on 22 points this year?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Pads1161 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:04:56 PM
As soon as Dubravka started LONG goalkicks to Muto you realised that there really is no tactical awareness at all from the coaching staff.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:05:33 PM
Hoof and hope and hope Carroll can get fit is his only plan
Title: Re: Norwich City 1-0 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Collage on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:07:26 PM
Love how he has dismantled Rafa's organisation already :lol:

Like a young brute smashing up a lego castle.

(https://d3u3a7ic0e4i24.cloudfront.net/app/uploads/2018/10/17162525/SmashTheSystem.png)
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:08:34 PM
Where are all the ‘support the team’ lot to provide some much needed counterbalance to this thread?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:09:55 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


Most of them aren't s*** though.  A decent manager will show that.

Steve Bruce showed with his 'what the f*** is happening' outburst that he  is absolutely clueless.

I said a while back that it won't take long for people to start claiming the players are s***, especially our defence.

I Dunno, we kind of have to say most aren't s*** as an excuse.
Ritchie's done though, there comes a time Rafa or not where you have to accept how you cant keep making excuses for some of them.

If we had lost today 3-1 with Rafa, I'd still be of the thinking I'd sooner or later want to see the back of Ritchie, Dummett, and 1 or 2 others, but it's the nature of the beast. Year in year out we dont improve the squad in the right areas.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:10:24 PM
What is the response on Twitter and other platforms out of interest?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: QuakesMag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:10:25 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


They’re not s***, average, yes. See them under Benitez, R.

There’s just an absolute absence of anything resembling tactics and motivation now

Disagree Dummet,Lascelles,Shelvey,Ki are all s*** Rafa just had them drilled so they seemed to perform better in a team

Joelinton looks a f***ing donkey and Almiron cant score

f***ing great eh

Lascelles is good, the rest are average.

Far too early for Joelinton especially with a dog turd of a manager

Lascelles is not good man f***ing wake up

Rafa Out?

:lol: Be careful what you wish for.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Interpolic on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:10:49 PM
Was a good decision for me to go out for a walk at HT seemingly. Just saw the score and laughed, really not feeling anything about the club these days.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: covmag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:11:22 PM
Steve Bruce really is THAT bad.

I cant be happy over today ,I will never get like that but jesus that was horrific,  cant even begin with the formation.
Are these 3 just making it up?
Watford at home will be interesting.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:12:43 PM
Fan on talksport using the “went to China for money” line. w*****.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LionOfGosforth on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:12:55 PM
First Norwich hat-trick in the top division since Efan Ekoku in 1993  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:13:31 PM
This project will take time lads.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:13:48 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


Most of them aren't s*** though.  A decent manager will show that.

Steve Bruce showed with his 'what the f*** is happening' outburst that he  is absolutely clueless.

I said a while back that it won't take long for people to start claiming the players are s***, especially our defence.

I Dunno, we kind of have to say most aren't s*** as an excuse.
Ritchie's done though, there comes a time Rafa or not where you have to accept how you cant keep making excuses for some of them.

If we had lost today 3-1 with Rafa, I'd still be of the thinking I'd sooner or later want to see the back of Ritchie, Dummett, and 1 or 2 others, but it's the nature of the beast. Year in year out we dont improve the squad in the right areas.

We effectively just played a championship team though, who had a bunch of injuries. Their players aren't better than what we have.

Also no one has performed well for us. Not a single player. This is clearly down to the preparation of the team.

Their manager is light years ahead of ours.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Johneddy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:15:05 PM
Well that was enjoyable  :crazy2:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:15:24 PM
Fan on talksport using the “went to China for money” line. w*****.

Why do they keep going on about that? No matter what, there is no way on earth Rafa should have been replaced with this absolute cock Womble.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:17:09 PM
How did kraftwerk do?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: midstoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:17:12 PM
Lots of players exposed for just how s*** they are today.

I'm not even upset. Its actually funny.

#The Boycotts are pointless!


Most of them aren't s*** though.  A decent manager will show that.

Steve Bruce showed with his 'what the f*** is happening' outburst that he  is absolutely clueless.

I said a while back that it won't take long for people to start claiming the players are s***, especially our defence.

I Dunno, we kind of have to say most aren't s*** as an excuse.
Ritchie's done though, there comes a time Rafa or not where you have to accept how you cant keep making excuses for some of them.

If we had lost today 3-1 with Rafa, I'd still be of the thinking I'd sooner or later want to see the back of Ritchie, Dummett, and 1 or 2 others, but it's the nature of the beast. Year in year out we dont improve the squad in the right areas.

We effectively just played a championship team though, who had a bunch of injuries. Their players aren't better than what we have.

Also no one has performed well for us. Not a single player. This is clearly down to the preparation of the team.

Their manager is light years ahead of ours.

Thats the scariest thing though. We got schooled by a championship team with a load of injuries. What are the likes of Man City and Liverpool gonna do to us? i really don't see us getting more than 20 points this season and thats being generous.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:17:21 PM
Steve Bruce really is THAT bad.

I cant be happy over today ,I will never get like that but jesus that was horrific,  cant even begin with the formation.
Are these 3 just making it up?
Watford at home will be interesting.

Watford will destroy us.

They've had a bad start too, but we saw what the same manager and players did there last season already.

After today self belief is completely gone from the team.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Jay Jay Sea on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:17:25 PM
Talksport, yes I know it’s w*** but some NUFC ‘fan’ with the accent of a farmer saying ‘no crisis, worse teams than us. It’s embarrassing. Still gonna listen though in the vain hope a psycho fan tells it as it is.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sima on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:19:35 PM
Just remembered we're on TV 5 out of the next 6.

Joyous.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Amir_9 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:19:53 PM
How did kraftwerk do?

As expected, not better than what we have, if anything arguably worse judging by today.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:20:45 PM
Talksport, yes I know it’s w*** but some NUFC ‘fan’ with the accent of a farmer saying ‘no crisis, worse teams than us. It’s embarrassing. Still gonna listen though in the vain hope a psycho fan tells it as it is.

Really? Wow. No way.

Norwich have just come up, coming off a tough first game at Liverpool, with a bunch of injuries and have schooled us convincingly.

It does not and will not get better from here.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:21:11 PM
Bruce just interviewed on Final Score, apparently the "turning point" was the Joelinton miss, he said like we we're playing well before that :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Scoot on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:22:19 PM
Fan on talksport using the “went to China for money” line. w*****.

Talksport hand pick these c***s to go on and say s**** like that.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: bhoywhonder on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:22:23 PM
How did kraftwerk do?

AutoBahd
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:22:44 PM
The most depressing thing about the result, was that it was expected.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kasper on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:22:55 PM
Bruce just interviewed on Final Score, apparently the "turning point" was the Joelinton miss, he said like we we're playing well before that :lol:

:lol: Oh dear god
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Yorkie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:23:27 PM
Golly, this looked fun, mortified I went to watch a non-league game which had really class vibes instead.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: RodneyCisse on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:23:32 PM
What is the response on Twitter and other platforms out of interest?

Hilarious.

A few people still spouting Rafa and his worst start last season as if it’s in the same ballpark.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: hakka on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:24:38 PM
Bruce just interviewed on Final Score, apparently the "turning point" was the Joelinton miss, he said like we we're playing well before that :lol:

Incredible. So not only is he not accepting blame, he's pinning it on the new young lad. Will do wonders for his confidence and development. :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:24:45 PM
Fan on talksport using the “went to China for money” line. w*****.

Talksport hand pick these c***s to go on and say s**** like that.


Yep. Likely many of the aren’t even fans of the club. Just WUM plants.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: jackyboy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:25:28 PM
I noticed from very early on that Dubs was rarely passing the ball out from goal, he was just hoofing it.  We used to play the ball out of defence well, like top teams do but that type of thing seems to have been binned
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:26:42 PM
Bruce just interviewed on Final Score, apparently the "turning point" was the Joelinton miss, he said like we we're playing well before that :lol:

I would say the turning point was letting them waltz through and score. Then doing f*** all to counter it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:27:30 PM
Hope all those who travelled to watch enjoyed that.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Wilson on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:27:31 PM
I noticed from very early on that Dubs was rarely passing the ball out from goal, he was just hoofing it.  We used to play the ball out of defence well, like top teams do but that type of thing seems to have been binned

I for one am shocked. SHOCKED!
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:29:36 PM
I noticed from very early on that Dubs was rarely passing the ball out from goal, he was just hoofing it.  We used to play the ball out of defence well, like top teams do but that type of thing seems to have been binned

After the "error" last week passing out of the back, of course Bruce would resort to that.

It's typical of a manager that has no system or way of playing they believe in.

Arsenal earlier today struggled a fair bit playing out from the back, but they never stopped doing it because that is what their manager believes in, and they'll be better for it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:32:06 PM
We were never in that from minute 1. So much for Brucie "firing them up".
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:32:12 PM
What is the response on Twitter and other platforms out of interest?

Hilarious.

A few people still spouting Rafa and his worst start last season as if it’s in the same ballpark.

Well they're in for a rude awakening.

Today was indefensible. You just cannot excuse that at all.

The players will know it too. It's going to get really bad.

Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:33:31 PM
Someone's changed their tune.... :whistle:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Anon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:34:21 PM
"We had a couple of wonderful chances that may have gave us a spark" - spark is the new magic
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:34:23 PM
The way they are playing in this formation is not working at all. Joelinton is isolated. Almiron is aimlessly sprinting around at full speed most of the match. What is his position meant to be? Those two are also essentially the only two attackers; the three midfielders seemingly are just taking turns running forward ineffectively. The lack of defensive pressure and workrate is also bizarre in a side starting three principally defensive midfielders and five defenders. From his former work, I have always thought of Bruce as vaguely competent, tbh, so the complete lack of organisation is very surprising to me, it seems like he wants to shoehorn the players into three at the back because it worked last season. It is not working now.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:37:10 PM
Genuine question where have you seen in Bruce's work that he was competent?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:37:19 PM
Bruce;

"We didn't do enough with/without the ball. We have to be better than we were today and have to do more. Missed a couple of wonderful chances in the first half. We have to be more clincal with chances. Krafth is a seasoned international and improve. Joelinton went off with a knock. Can understand fans will be unhappy and he will be ready for any flak that comes his way"
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gallowgate Toon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:38:05 PM
3 midfielders needs to go ASAP for us to have any chance this year. Should be no reason for it with 5 at the back. Not like we even have any attacking box-to-box mids anyway.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:38:58 PM
 :lol: what about the flak coming your way steve, doesn't look like you are ready for it.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sempuki on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:42:12 PM
First time I haven't bothered to follow a match. Just seen the score - wow.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:42:39 PM
Someone's changed their tune.... :whistle:

Nope. I still like a lot of our players and will not be on here everyday continuously posting the same complaints over and over again. Having a go at the players, the manager and other fans.

I watch the games and I actually comment and discuss what has taken place, rather than ranting and raving like a lunatic.

This should not be very difficult to understand. But it's seemingly incredibly difficult for you.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: MagMal on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:45:50 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a load of s****, no chance of this getting better.

Can't wait to see Ashley's face in a few weeks when he dares to show up and we are already adrift at the bottom of the league.

Bruce must know already that he will be gone before the end of the season and we will have a mad gamble on some past it big name european manager for the last 10 games in a desperate attempt to stay up.

Bring it on you fat corner shop owning fucktard  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: SuperFlat on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:46:38 PM
As soon as Dubravka started LONG goalkicks to Muto you realised that there really is no tactical awareness at all from the coaching staff.

Took you that long?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Dontooner on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:47:38 PM
In Pardew there was a charlatan(fit the regime perfectly).
Bruce is just plain stupid...I can see this burning down fairly quickly.

Without any understanding on how to put the players to work, i can see the players not caring. Maybe when the players stop caring , the fans will stop caring.   
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Segun Oluwaniyi on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:47:58 PM
Genuine question where have you seen in Bruce's work that he was competent?
His former sides in the Premier League and the promotion battles (Wigan, Sunderland, Villa, etc.) always seemed to be at least fairly organised and hardworking. His teams have at this level have uniformly been quite rubbish in terms of talent, and his record isn't particularly poor given that. An average manager for below average sides.
3 midfielders needs to go ASAP for us to have any chance this year. Should be no reason for it with 5 at the back. Not like we even have any attacking box-to-box mids anyway.
I really do not understand it. The odd part to me is that they are playing fairly open and "attacking" football despite fielding an excess of defensively oriented players. The result is just poor attacking output and gaps at the back for no reason.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gallowgate Toon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:54:02 PM
Screams of lazy assumption that it'd keep us protected, and then Almiron and Joelinton can be freed/stay further up for counters.

5-2-3 is needed.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:54:22 PM
Love kakas trolling man. Only appears after a game to wind people up.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 05:58:47 PM
Part of Joelinton's isolation is down to Almiron drifting around way too much now too I think.

He should really be more of a second striker than an attacking midfielder in this setup, and two of the midfield three should be getting up the pitch to then support Almiron and Joelinton.

Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:00:22 PM
Love kakas trolling man. Only appears after a game to wind people up.

You're obsessed.

I actually have stuff to get on with during the week thank you very much.

You should try getting a life outside of football then maybe it wouldn't make you so crazy.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:02:01 PM
Genuine question where have you seen in Bruce's work that he was competent?
His former sides in the Premier League and the promotion battles (Wigan, Sunderland, Villa, etc.) always seemed to be at least fairly organised and hardworking. His teams have at this level have uniformly been quite rubbish in terms of talent, and his record isn't particularly poor given that. An average manager for below average sides.
3 midfielders needs to go ASAP for us to have any chance this year. Should be no reason for it with 5 at the back. Not like we even have any attacking box-to-box mids anyway.
I really do not understand it. The odd part to me is that they are playing fairly open and "attacking" football despite fielding an excess of defensively oriented players. The result is just poor attacking output and gaps at the back for no reason.

Don't know where you saw this organisation, I have always been non-plussed as to why he was highly rated. I still don't know what is general style of play is, the only thing I can remember from his Sunderland days is us hammering them 5-1.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Gallowgate Toon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:07:59 PM
Part of Joelinton's isolation is down to Almiron drifting around way too much now too I think.

He should really be more of a second striker than an attacking midfielder in this setup, and two of the midfield three should be getting up the pitch to then support Almiron and Joelinton.



It's simply a poor system that's asking players to do things they're not naturally inclined to do.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Kanji on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:08:33 PM
Having Hayden being an attacking outlet makes no sense at all
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: AY on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:36:52 PM
Having Hayden being an attacking outlet makes no sense at all

He should be in Ki's position. He has legs and energy to cover the pitch. Shelvey and Ki are way to slow.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:38:31 PM
Even teams in the championship have since started employing more promising young coaches from abroad, while we brought in Bruce.

One of them has administered us a thorough beating today.

Would have been so easy for us to get a coach like theirs this summer.

Farcical.

 :lol:

You talk as if we're not owned by a massive c*** who hates us and has nothing but malign intentions for the club. Going on as if Bruce is the issue is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:45:09 PM
Loved how Norwich used their full backs, it was a lot like how Liverpool and City use theirs, they both terrorised our full backs and pushed us right back with players running backward towards goal panicked.

Something we don't have.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:49:54 PM
Having Hayden being an attacking outlet makes no sense at all

I'm not sure it's tactical, Hayden just makes forward runs naturally if he's not drilled to be disciplined. But they're playing more attacking this season apparently, awesome.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Dunce on Saturday 17 August 2019, 06:58:33 PM
Before he arrived , i presumed bruce was a fairly defensive minded manager.
I suspect ashley has told him he must play attacking football as part of the deal.
Its been mentioned a few times   attacking this , attacking that....
Ashleys signings   ashleys tactics.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Greg on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:01:16 PM
We're not playing attacking football. It's just PR rehortic he's been told to spin in the media to try and rubbish Rafa.

His tactics are s**** because he's incompetent and on record as saying he doesn't believe in tactics.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: triggs on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:02:28 PM
Where's Gallowgate End having a go at Farke and Norwich for being too attacking?

The Krul haters also quiet
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:02:29 PM
We're not playing attacking football. It's just PR rehortic he's been told to spin in the media to try and rubbish Rafa.

His tactics are s**** because he's incompetent and on record as saying he doesn't believe in tactics.

Yeah, I agree.

No different from Pardew continuously claiming he was all about front foot football.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Dunce on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:04:43 PM
I also agree , its like hes attempting  something hes never done before
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Inferior Acuña on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:11:14 PM
Golly, this looked fun, mortified I went to watch a non-league game which had really class vibes instead.

Me too - first time I've done that. Went to Blyth (who lost like) and had a better time than sitting watching that s****.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: duo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:33:34 PM
I don't think Bruce even knows how to spell the word 'tactics' he's that clueless. 
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: jackyboy on Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:36:52 PM
The players will be p*ssed off when they don't get any win bonuses this year
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:11:53 PM
Second on MOTD :frantic:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:13:54 PM
Gonna be interesting to see what Shearer says.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:15:20 PM
Gonna be interesting to see what Shearer says.

Is he on?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:30:08 PM
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:30:31 PM
Hilarious how utterly s**** this club is.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:52:42 PM
Hilarious how utterly s**** this club is.

Like, you couldn't even make it up.

Why always us?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: duo on Saturday 17 August 2019, 09:59:03 PM
I still can't believe we have this pillock as our manager.... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: David Edgar on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:00:09 PM
I am delighted with my decision to spend my time doing something other than watch us attempt to survive.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Pilko on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:02:12 PM
I watched today and that's probably the last time I will for a while. We weren't in the game from kickoff and were schooled by a Championship side. Not going to waste any more time watching this drivel in future weeks, general MoTD viewing aside.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:33:40 PM
Gonna be interesting to see what Shearer says.

Is he on?

He is, hope he rips in.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:37:00 PM
He won't. Pat butcher is his mate isn't he. Disgrace if he doesn't lay into Ashley and the club like
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Tiresias on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:41:19 PM
Not gonna call Shearer a disgrace man, he's already laid clear he told bruce not to take the job and is ont eh record criticising ashley. He prolly will go easy on bruce but nor is he going to be apologisng for ashley
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:43:05 PM
Shearer will say little, IMO.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: midds on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:45:24 PM
Not gonna call Shearer a disgrace man, he's already laid clear he told bruce not to take the job and is ont eh record criticising ashley. He prolly will go easy on bruce but nor is he going to be apologisng for ashley

The performance of the team is down to the manager tbh. There may be context and a background story but any manager is judged on results, a complete capitulation away at a newly promoted team is f***ing shocking and I’d expect Shearer to say so too.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Pandamninator on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:46:35 PM
He won't. Pat butcher is his mate isn't he. Disgrace if he doesn't lay into Ashley and the club like

Wut

He laid into Ashley and the club for 2 minutes in the Arsenal game preview, pointed out that we hadn't really spent Jack this season and the previous decade and reminded everyone of how he got jerked around during his short stint
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:49:15 PM
What platform was that on though? Needs to be on MOTD so the braindead zombies see it
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:49:40 PM
Here come the highlights ... oh boy.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:53:31 PM
That was poor from Joelinton, mind. Rondon would have buried that.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:54:09 PM
That was poor from Joelinton, mind. Rondon would have buried that.

Criminal. Just can't miss that.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:55:14 PM
What are the defenders actually doing? :lol:

Lascelles scared of the ball hitting him!

This is crazy.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Greg on Saturday 17 August 2019, 10:57:19 PM
Shambolic organisation at the back.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:01:22 PM
Shambolic organisation at the back.

Doesn't even make sense man ... a complete mess.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:01:27 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:02:15 PM
Said all he could in the time he had, tbf.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Mikky on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:02:38 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Mattoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:02:54 PM
Hardly a scathing attack, that was one of the worst performances I've ever witnessed and barely a peep.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:04:18 PM
Lascelles and Schar not even bothering to try to get back for their third goal, embarrassing stuff lads. It really is like all Rafa's good work has been undone instantly.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Big Geordie on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:07:55 PM
Shearer will stick up for Bruce, as long as he is able to (credibly)
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:10:31 PM
Shearer will stick up for Bruce, as long as he is able to (credibly)

 :anguish:

Urghhh stick him on the list then
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:10:45 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

His points on Almiron were valid though, and I don't think he blamed him specifically.

It's more down to the setup on the whole. He is way too deep.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Mattoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:10:56 PM
Every single attack and our players are ambling back watching the Norwich players run past them, it's beyond embarrassing, not one of them cares except Dubravka.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:11:30 PM
Every single attack and our players are ambling back watching the Norwich players run past them, it's beyond embarrassing, not one of them cares except Dubravka.

Owner manager and fans don't care so why should the players
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:12:17 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:12:59 PM
Hardly a scathing attack, that was one of the worst performances I've ever witnessed and barely a peep.

Weird he focused on the attack and scoring goals, considering how ragged the defence was.

Just think he can't even be bothered to get into it. It's a complete farce. He'd need a full hour to analyse that mess.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:13:21 PM
Shearer didn't say anything wrong like.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:14:42 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

In Bruce's setup Almiron should be doing so, because he should be a striker alongside Joelinton, but he's not playing that way.

It's been the case in two games now though, and so it has to be down to poor instructions from the manager.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:15:01 PM
Shearer didn't say anything wrong like.

Almiron is not going to score many from crosses :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Mattoon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:15:13 PM
The it wasn't just Almiron, yes he's supposed to be supporting Jolinton as the second forward, but no one was getting forward for attacks and no one was tracking back in defence, not just off the pace, there was no desire to be involved. Loving the laid back training sessions though, such a laugh and Geordie Brewcie is a great guy so that should get us to 40 points, easy :thup:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:15:48 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

He's right to point it out though. It was the same last week a huge gap from the midfield and forwards, absolutely no possibility to create anything when nobody moves or keeps within a good distance to support.

But, in fairness we can see it, Shearer can see it, Bruce obviously cant because he allowed it to happen again.

My opinion is he should drop the formation, and stop trying to adopt what the players were doing under Rafa, because Bruce isnt Rafa or as meticulous as the man.

Personally I'd go 433 and give Joelinton some support either side with ASM and Almiron. And drop Ritchie playing as a fullback, (Willems) or as ugly as it sounds I'd put Dummett back there.

I'd do something like this:

(https://i.ibb.co/Qn3CPCX/Screenshot-20190811-125412-Samsung-Internet.jpg) (https://ibb.co/82LdrdX)
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:19:40 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

He's right to point it out though. It was the same last week a huge gap from the midfield and forwards, absolutely no possibility to create anything when nobody moves or keeps within a good distance to support.

But, in fairness we can see it, Shearer can see it, Bruce obviously cant because he allowed it to happen again.

My opinion is he should drop the formation, and stop trying to adopt what the players were doing under Rafa, because Bruce isnt Rafa or as meticulous as the man.

Personally I'd go 433 and give Joelinton some support either side with ASM and Almiron. And drop Ritchie playing as a fullback, as ugly as it sounds I'd put Dummett back there.

He was going on like it was the players fault though, didn't even mention Bruce is the one telling them how to play, i hope Shearer isn't a Bruce sympathiser.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Greg on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:20:43 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

He's right to point it out though. It was the same last week a huge gap from the midfield and forwards, absolutely no possibility to create anything when nobody moves or keeps within a good distance to support.

But, in fairness we can see it, Shearer can see it, Bruce obviously cant because he allowed it to happen again.

My opinion is he should drop the formation, and stop trying to adopt what the players were doing under Rafa, because Bruce isnt Rafa or as meticulous as the man.

Personally I'd go 433 and give Joelinton some support either side with ASM and Almiron. And drop Ritchie playing as a fullback, as ugly as it sounds I'd put Dummett back there.

He was going on like it was the players fault though, didn't even mention Bruce is the one telling them how to play, i hope Shearer isn't a Bruce sympathiser.

They're mates, so he's not going to lay into him. Did the right then telling him not to take the job. Bruce is a symptom not the problem.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:21:35 PM
He is im afraid :(
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Chicane on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:23:02 PM
Shearer and him are mates right? Hope that doesn't mean he'll defend the guy's terrible decisions on MOTD too much. Al is about the only voice of reason we have in the popular media these days.

Just gpnna quote myself here. Expect more of the same from Shearer then unfortunately.

Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:24:50 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

He's right to point it out though. It was the same last week a huge gap from the midfield and forwards, absolutely no possibility to create anything when nobody moves or keeps within a good distance to support.

But, in fairness we can see it, Shearer can see it, Bruce obviously cant because he allowed it to happen again.

My opinion is he should drop the formation, and stop trying to adopt what the players were doing under Rafa, because Bruce isnt Rafa or as meticulous as the man.

Personally I'd go 433 and give Joelinton some support either side with ASM and Almiron. And drop Ritchie playing as a fullback, as ugly as it sounds I'd put Dummett back there.

He was going on like it was the players fault though, didn't even mention Bruce is the one telling them how to play, i hope Shearer isn't a Bruce sympathiser.

They're mates, so he's not going to lay into him. Did the right then telling him not to take the job. Bruce is a symptom not the problem.

 :lol: are you not allowed to criticize a mate like?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:26:43 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Chicane on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:28:03 PM
Is Almiron even a forward? Not gonna pretend like I knew anything about him before he came here
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:28:12 PM
Told you's Shearer would say little. :D

Shearer can f*** off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

His points on Almiron were valid though, and I don't think he blamed him specifically.

It's more down to the setup on the whole. He is way too deep.

But he named and shamed Almiron, who has himself said he is not a striker, but stayed very quiet on the man responsible for the set up - The Head Coach. 
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:31:08 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:33:15 PM
I'll cut Alan some slack. He had 15 seconds and he said our forward doesn't get in the box enough. Let's see what he says after Tottingham put 11 past us.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:34:11 PM
Is Almiron even a forward? Not gonna pretend like I knew anything about him before he came here

No, attacking midfielder.

Sorry like but Shearer had a mare there and he can f*** off if he is going to give Broocy an easy ride because they are mates.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:34:25 PM
Is Almiron even a forward? Not gonna pretend like I knew anything about him before he came here

No, attacking midfielder.

Sorry like but Shearer had a mare there and he can f*** off if he is going to give Broocy an easy ride because they are mates.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:36:50 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: 54 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:37:04 PM
He literally said he where awful in defence and attack, and there was nothing redeeming from the game, and was rightly critical of the distance between our front two. He may have went a bit overboard singling out Almiron. But he hardly "had a mare".
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordie_b on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:40:38 PM
Felt Shearers comments were more aimed at 'tactics' thin Almiron
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:44:12 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: TRon on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:47:21 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.



Just a guess but I would reckon the net spend since Man City's owners took over would be a big difference.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:52:24 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.



Just a guess but I would reckon the net spend since Man City's owners took over would be a big difference.

Which is what i was trying to say, City's "crosses" are more like passes across the box, ours are a hopefull punt in from deep, and expecting a 5 foot 7 player who isn't good in the air to "gamble" is f***ing ridiculous tbh.

I don't think Al will make a manager  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:56:49 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Sean on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:56:55 PM
So many players look to have given up already. Joelinton doesn't look like he's got any heart. Ki walked around, watch him do nothing for their second then his head drop when it goes in, same with Lascelles and Schar for the third. Same with most of them tbh. Dubs just looks p*ssed with all around him. Lots of players making gestures blaming others, mainly for the benefit of showing the 'fans' that it's not their fault. The collective spirit has gone already. The tactical discipline has gone already. The belief has gone already. Bruce's excuse culture has spread to his players instantly it seems.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Saturday 17 August 2019, 11:58:39 PM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.

You're completely right.

Every cross into the box doesn't have to end with a towering header.

It was a valid point from Shearer.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:00:32 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.



Just a guess but I would reckon the net spend since Man City's owners took over would be a big difference.

Which is what i was trying to say, City's "crosses" are more like passes across the box, ours are a hopefull punt in from deep, and expecting a 5 foot 7 player who isn't good in the air to "gamble" is f***ing ridiculous tbh.

I don't think Al will make a manager  :lol:

You might as well say stick Almiron on the half way line every time we have a corner if he's no chance of scoring from aerial balls. Like I said anything can happen in the box.

f***ing ridiculous man :lol:

Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:01:29 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.

It isn't Almiron's game though, he wants the ball at his feet running at defenders, not gambling on a f***ing (aerial) punt into the box from Ritchie.

But that's Brooce for ya, dem tactics.

But Shearer was having a go at Almiron ignoring that it's the useless c*** in the dugout supposed to be telling him how to play.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:04:01 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.

It isn't Almiron's game though, he wants the ball at his feet running at defenders, not gambling on a f***ing (aerial) punt into the box from Ritchie.

But tjat's Bruce for ya.

It's possible for him to do both you know.

When a cross is about to come in, you want your attacking players trying to find space in the box for a chance to score.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:05:26 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.

It isn't Almiron's game though, he wants the ball at his feet running at defenders, not gambling on a f***ing (aerial) punt into the box from Ritchie.

But tjat's Bruce for ya.

You're the only one who thinks it must be his game though?

Shearer and anyone who can see his point is basically saying, get in the box pal, see what comes of it.

You keep thinking it's about Miggy emulating Kevin Davies if you like.  :lol:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:06:49 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.



Just a guess but I would reckon the net spend since Man City's owners took over would be a big difference.

Which is what i was trying to say, City's "crosses" are more like passes across the box, ours are a hopefull punt in from deep, and expecting a 5 foot 7 player who isn't good in the air to "gamble" is f***ing ridiculous tbh.

I don't think Al will make a manager  :lol:

You might as well say stick Almiron on the half way line every time we have a corner if he's no chance of scoring from aerial balls. Like I said anything can happen in the box.

f***ing ridiculous man :lol:

Well you don't really want him on the keeper, on the edge of the box maybe, why is it ridiculous?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:09:24 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.

It isn't Almiron's game though, he wants the ball at his feet running at defenders, not gambling on a f***ing (aerial) punt into the box from Ritchie.

But tjat's Bruce for ya.

It's possible for him to do both you know.

When a cross is about to come in, you want your attacking players trying to find space in the box for a chance to score.

But the one Shearer highlighted, Almiron was never going to get on the end of it, Ritchie would have been better just cutting back and passsing, to have a go at Almiron in that situation is mad for me like.

It's not Almiron's fault Ritchie just crosses it from anywhere, he isn't a striker.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:09:49 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.



Just a guess but I would reckon the net spend since Man City's owners took over would be a big difference.

Which is what i was trying to say, City's "crosses" are more like passes across the box, ours are a hopefull punt in from deep, and expecting a 5 foot 7 player who isn't good in the air to "gamble" is f***ing ridiculous tbh.

I don't think Al will make a manager  :lol:

You might as well say stick Almiron on the half way line every time we have a corner if he's no chance of scoring from aerial balls. Like I said anything can happen in the box.

f***ing ridiculous man :lol:

Well you don't really want him on the keeper, on the edge of the box maybe, why is it ridiculous?

Mate I cant help you anymore with this one. And you keep creating scenarios to suit your agenda. I agree with Shearers sentiment.

 :lol: I'm finding it comical you cant grasp hes just saying get in the box,  not get in the box and score a header week in week out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:12:38 AM
Telling Almiron to get in the box for a cross, bit strange from Al.

He hardly said that. He said he should be gambling? I'd rather a forward gamble than think ah f*** it I'm to small to go for that cross.....

But surely, the tactics should not be let's see if Almiron can get on the end of a cross :lol:

No they're probably not, but is there any difference in the goal Sterling scored being similar height and build to Almiron, and Shearer highlighted that Both Aguero and Sterling both know to move when they see De Bruyn cross, they had seconds on spurs defenders because they gambled.

I can see what you are saying.

But i'd say there is, City pretty much always build attacks so they are overloading the oppositions defence, most of Sterlings goals from "crosses" are tap ins at the back post from low driven crosses, not aerial ones, that was a one off.

The one Shearer highlighted with us was Ritchie putting a hopefull cross in from deep with next to no chance of Almiron getting there, it was hardly a structured attack.

Its not what I'm saying, but im saying I can see Shearers point.
He'd expect players to gamble, anything could have happened in the box where possible it did fall to feet? I mean rewind to the earlier cross and miss from Krafth, the ball goes over everyone and lands with the full back who's got forward (gambled) a bit of composure from him and that was one nil, but he gave himself no time at all.

By the way, none of this is in defence of Bruce,  I'm just saying Shearer highlighting players should be gambling particularly forwards, is not really looking out for his pal Bruce. I reckon he would say that of any player in any side not being hungry when the balls coming into the box, you know what he's like, he's obsessed when he thinks of a player not hungry for a goal, it's all he knows, the reason he loves the Harry Kanes of this world, desire to get in the box and sniff around for anything.

It isn't Almiron's game though, he wants the ball at his feet running at defenders, not gambling on a f***ing (aerial) punt into the box from Ritchie.

But tjat's Bruce for ya.

It's possible for him to do both you know.

When a cross is about to come in, you want your attacking players trying to find space in the box for a chance to score.

But the one Shearer highlighted, Almiron was never going to get on the end of it, Ritchie would have been better just cutting back and passsing, to have a go at Almiron in that situation is mad for me like.

I will agree with you in that it seems we were crossing far too early from way too deep.

A very obvious "get the ball int he box lads" instruction from the manager.

These crosses are certainly not ideal for more diminutive players, however, he still should be in there because the ball could still drop to him.

I think I get what you're saying though. The whole approach is just wrong.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Johneddy on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:12:47 AM
So many players look to have given up already. Joelinton doesn't look like he's got any heart. Ki walked around, watch him do nothing for their second then his head drop when it goes in, same with Lascelles and Schar for the third. Same with most of them tbh. Dubs just looks p*ssed with all around him. Lots of players making gestures blaming others, mainly for the benefit of showing the 'fans' that it's not their fault. The collective spirit has gone already. The tactical discipline has gone already. The belief has gone already. Bruce's excuse culture has spread to his players instantly it seems.

Best post the neet by a long long way  O0
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:18:01 AM
To be fair i'm not very good at explaining myself sometimes but to simplify it, if Ritchie is cutting the ball back from the byline, then yes, i'd expect Almiron to be there, but when he just randomly crosses it in from deep, how the f*** is Almiron supposed to read Ritchie's mind and then also run into the box in time to be there? That's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mighty__mag on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:25:32 AM
Yeah cause, but I also dont think Al was on about just that scenario with Ritchie, I took it as players particularly forwards should be getting in the box. Header,tap in,scramble or whatever.

I think also he used Almiron as the only link between Joelinton and the midfield three,  as the scapegoat for the huge gap between attacking and creativity evident today and vs Arsenal last week. Probably more so calling him a forward because Bruce named him in a front two.

We need to go 433 for me, using ASM and Miggy as inside forwards around Joelinton.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:28:34 AM
Shearer didn't say anything wrong like.

Almiron is not going to score many from crosses :lol:

Hes not going to score many at all in all fairness
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Rafalove on Sunday 18 August 2019, 08:49:12 PM
https://youtu.be/9MY4NwmHOxg
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Yorkie on Sunday 18 August 2019, 09:04:10 PM
The True Geordie tends to have things about right - Asprilla anecdotes aside - but I feel blood curdling rage at anyone making a single utterance that doesn't align with my opinion. And that wasn't even that bad, the pale fella and Morrison thick as f*** though. It's so unhealthy.

Laurence is great.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Sunday 18 August 2019, 09:19:09 PM
Morrison is just your generic thick uninformed pundit.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Dinho lad on Sunday 18 August 2019, 09:20:35 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: The Little Waster on Sunday 18 August 2019, 09:23:51 PM
https://youtu.be/9MY4NwmHOxg

Lost his Geordie accent pretty quick
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: chopey on Sunday 18 August 2019, 09:24:58 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron looked so good last year with Rafas tactics under Bruce he's just another Billy Askew.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Pandamninator on Monday 19 August 2019, 06:51:54 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ozzrahog on Monday 19 August 2019, 07:05:56 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Fitzgerald on Monday 19 August 2019, 07:12:04 AM
Bore off Edwards man
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 19 August 2019, 07:32:47 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ozzrahog on Monday 19 August 2019, 07:53:31 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: mrmojorisin75 on Monday 19 August 2019, 08:14:04 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

You don't appear to be posting in good faith but if you were and this is remotely what you think it's going on I pity you.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Conjo on Monday 19 August 2019, 08:33:08 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Didn't see the match, but against Arsenal he was the hardest working player on the pitch.

You can apply the "XXX was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce" to a lot of players so far. Amongst others Longstaff.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: LV on Monday 19 August 2019, 08:35:47 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Bore off. Obvious WUM.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 19 August 2019, 11:54:04 AM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

How you get paid for writing about football for a living is baffling.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Monday 19 August 2019, 11:58:28 AM
Has a similar writing style to Edwards like.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Papavasiliou on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:17:38 PM
Has a similar writing style to Edwards like.

s****?
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:26:53 PM
 :lol: aye, s*** and patronising
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: covmag on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:30:39 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.


Who's this cocknocker.SMB
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: NobbyOhNobby on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:31:42 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.
You're a s*** craic algorithm
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thumbheed on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:46:01 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

I'll bite. Assuming that that is the case, then you need to ask yourself why he's downed tools for Bruce and not Rafa? Good manager's don't allow apathy to set in.

I'm happy you can ignore the generous body of evidence that suggests Bruce isn't a good manager, but I'd love to hear what you know about Bruce that makes us all wrong.

Personally, I give slack to those who haven't been given a fair shift, but when it's already going to script then I'm willing to put my neck on the line and say this will be a utter disaster.

The most stupid thing about his appointment is that I can't think of a single player he's developed in his entire managerial career - he doesn't even fit into our model, but like I say, I'm happy to hear reasons for Bruce, reasons other than "he needs time".
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Ian W on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:53:38 PM
Blaming players is so f***ing stupid it really doesn’t warrant a reply.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Bimpy474 on Monday 19 August 2019, 12:59:02 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Well for starters Almiron still worked hard, so that theory is balls.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Andy on Monday 19 August 2019, 01:00:53 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

How you get paid for writing about football for a living is baffling.

:lol: he's almost definitely not Luke Edwards like but the similarities are striking.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: sadnesstan on Monday 19 August 2019, 01:31:32 PM
Not sure why the narrative was about Almiron when clearly we have far bigger problems (and I don't specifically mean Ashley!).

Almiron was one of Rafa's actual picks.

So the narrative on him will shift between "See, we did back Rafa with a record signing of a great, young star" and "Look at this chancer from the MLS Rafa wasted all that money on" where appropriate. 

And that's the thing on here Almiron was Rafa's so is beyond reproach. Rafa didn't want Joelinton so he is not given any slack.

It's almost the HBA love in all over again

Almiron was great under Rafa and looks lost under Bruce. There's a clue somewhere as to who is to blame for that. Go on, reach for it. You can do it Luke.
Ah, I get it now. Worker likes his boss so puts a shift in. Worker doesn't like new boss so takes his pay and phones it in. Sounds like he needs to give himself a shake and roll his sleeves up.

Thanks for pointing that out.

How you get paid for writing about football for a living is baffling.

I'm beginning to wonder if some of our 'paid writers' are actually just a writing app. Spouting continuous generic bullshit, week after week.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 01:21:03 PM
Just catching the highlights and yikes Ritchie for the second goal. Aye mate just show him onto his stronger foot and apply no pressure good stuff
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 01:22:25 PM
Dubs didn't cover himself in glory either mind. But the defending on these goals is very reminiscent of Pardew
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 01:27:38 PM
Bit weird that Shearer picked on Almiron particularly.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ToonArmy1892 on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 01:30:22 PM
Bit weird that Shearer picked on Almiron particularly.

It was like, he should have just laid into Ashley again, do it every game.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 01:43:31 PM
I don't really know why he's specifically mentioned him, the whole team shape was a mess as he himself mentioned about the isolation of the strikers. I'm not sure why he's not laying that at the feet of bruce. Though he made twattish comments about Thuavin iirc when we were s**** last time
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: godzilla on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 02:36:44 PM
Bit weird that Shearer picked on Almiron particularly.

Thing is with Almiron unless the assists and goals start to come he will always be open to criticism as that's what forward players are judged on. Same with the other two we have just brought in also.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Thumbheed on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 04:57:12 PM
Bit weird that Shearer picked on Almiron particularly.

Thing is with Almiron unless the assists and goals start to come he will always be open to criticism as that's what forward players are judged on. Same with the other two we have just brought in also.

I'd hate to be a striker under Steve Bruce.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Begbie on Wednesday 21 August 2019, 02:46:48 PM
Bit weird that Shearer picked on Almiron particularly.

Thing is with Almiron unless the assists and goals start to come he will always be open to criticism as that's what forward players are judged on. Same with the other two we have just brought in also.

I'd hate to be a striker under Steve Bruce.
I'd hate to be a footballer under Steve Bruce.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: reefatoon on Wednesday 21 August 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Mrs Bruce Hates being under Steve Bruce
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: geordiedean on Wednesday 21 August 2019, 04:40:59 PM
Mrs Bruce Hates being under Steve Bruce

Imagine having that red sweaty smashed in face staring at you from above while banging away......f***s sake
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Northerngimp on Wednesday 21 August 2019, 04:54:04 PM
Mrs Bruce Hates being under Steve Bruce

Imagine having that red sweaty smashed in face staring at you from above while banging away......f***s sake
:undecided:
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Darth Crooks on Wednesday 21 August 2019, 06:38:36 PM
Mrs Bruce Hates being under Steve Bruce

Imagine having that red sweaty smashed in face staring at you from above while banging away......f***s sake

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Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: Pandamninator on Thursday 22 August 2019, 01:23:01 AM
Mrs Bruce Hates being under Steve Bruce

Imagine having that red sweaty smashed in face staring at you from above while banging away......f***s sake

Luke Edwards just got all hot and flustered reading this post.
Title: Re: Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United - 17/08/19
Post by: D. Yimentov on Friday 23 August 2019, 09:00:19 AM
 
Mrs Bruce Hates being under Steve Bruce

Imagine having that red sweaty smashed in face staring at you from above while banging away......f***s sake

Slowly contorting as his toes begin to curl.