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NUFC => Football => Topic started by: James on Monday 5 August 2019, 07:48:48 PM

Title: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: James on Monday 5 August 2019, 07:48:48 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBOVuFEWwAEQyk_?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)

It’s more concrete than some of our signings :lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Rocker on Monday 5 August 2019, 07:55:46 PM
You're such a knob. :lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Sima on Monday 5 August 2019, 07:56:38 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: khay on Monday 5 August 2019, 07:57:52 PM
I’m back in.
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Post by: geordiedean on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:00:27 PM
Marlon Harewood
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Post by: reefatoon on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:02:11 PM
If you zoom right in on him he looks like a cyclops. The useless one eyed b******.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Nattfare on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:03:26 PM
We have signed Polyphemus then.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: RS on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:05:22 PM
If you zoom right in on him he looks like a cyclops. The useless one eyed b******.

Signed from the Springfield Isotopes?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: shakey jake on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:07:46 PM
Was there any Ameobi’s after Tomi?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:10:17 PM
Hairline's got a touch of the Gouff.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:11:55 PM
:lol: The back of our shirt is so much better than the front, like. I don't know what it is about the front that just looks 'off'. Doesn't seem like a good fit on anyone.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Carlito on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:13:48 PM
:lol: The back of our shirt is so much better than the front, like. I don't know what it is about the front that just looks 'off'. Doesn't seem like a good fit on anyone.

The stripes go higher up on the front than they do on the back. That's what throws it off for me.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:17:14 PM
Boumsong
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: aussiemag on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:18:30 PM
Djibril Sidibé?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Infinitely Content on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:18:43 PM
:lol: The back of our shirt is so much better than the front, like. I don't know what it is about the front that just looks 'off'. Doesn't seem like a good fit on anyone.

Even better now I've got this lad on the back of it. Wasn't sure what number he would be but just had to go straight to the club shop when I seen this photo. Absolutely buzzing like.


(https://i.imgur.com/K92QXZB.jpg)
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: themanupstairs on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:18:57 PM
Is it the Stoke fella? Etebo
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Post by: geordiedean on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:19:39 PM
ugo ehiogu
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Post by: Ketsbaia on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:21:02 PM
Marlon Harewood

That was my first thought :lol:
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Post by: mighty__mag on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:23:00 PM
Finally signed Douglas
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Post by: Strawberry on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:23:20 PM
Moussa Marega some says on Twitter
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:25:15 PM
Why has he only got half a face?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: reefatoon on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:26:17 PM
Why has he only got half a face?

We couldn’t afford the other half.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:26:48 PM
Why has he only got half a face?

We couldn’t afford the other half.

Fair
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Mags Serbia on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:30:14 PM
Jetro Willems?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: gdm on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:31:19 PM
Jetro Willems?

Was wearing a different top
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: JToon7 on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:44:02 PM
Boubakary Soumare?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Collage on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:53:54 PM
Sol Campbell's back.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: BlueStar on Monday 5 August 2019, 08:55:55 PM
George Weah's cousin?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Stifleaay on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:04:03 PM
Hope it’s a new owner holding the shirt up instead.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Consortium of one on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:13:03 PM
Darren Bent.

Needs something to do after being cuckolded
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Mags Serbia on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:13:13 PM
Youssouf Sabaly?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: TBG on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:25:40 PM
Brett Emerton?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: geordiedean on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:26:07 PM
Hope it’s a new owner holding the shirt up instead.

idi Amin
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: The Prophet on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:30:28 PM
Can I run the bath then?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: sh74 on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:32:38 PM
:lol: The back of our shirt is so much better than the front, like. I don't know what it is about the front that just looks 'off'. Doesn't seem like a good fit on anyone.

Even better now I've got this lad on the back of it. Wasn't sure what number he would be but just had to go straight to the club shop when I seen this photo. Absolutely buzzing like.


(https://i.imgur.com/K92QXZB.jpg)
The liquid metal bloke off terminator 2?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: David Edgar on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:38:55 PM
Obviously Jack Wills.  Was announced earlier.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: geordie_b on Monday 5 August 2019, 09:56:32 PM
Balotelli
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Sima on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:00:43 PM
Ben Johnson
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Willow on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:01:06 PM
.com say:

Rather than the next in line after Joelinton, Jetro Willems and Allan Saint-Maximin however, we believe that the unidentified player is destined for the U23 squad.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:01:40 PM
Hairline's got a touch of the Gouff.

First thought I had :lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Pilko on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:04:55 PM
.com say:

Rather than the next in line after Joelinton, Jetro Willems and Allan Saint-Maximin however, we believe that the unidentified player is destined for the U23 squad.

Said it elsewhere but u23 lads usually have a photo at the training ground and 1st teamers get the classic shirt at SJP treatment.

If it is an u23 we'll have spent money and therefore doing these photos to try count it as a proper signing I bet
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: nemtizz on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:07:19 PM
Mike, no?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Bimpy474 on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:13:38 PM
Mike, no?

Nah too fit.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:14:01 PM
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Disco on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:19:02 PM
Black man holds shirt, scenes of N-O reminiscent of that bald Turkish looking guy who once did some training.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Yorkie on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:20:28 PM
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

A striker who, according to Wiki, scored twice in the Conference last season? ???
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Rocker on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:23:29 PM
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

No way  :lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Tiresias on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:30:54 PM
I say keep it a mystery, even when he's playing just have ? marks over his name and shirt
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: WarrenBartonCentrePartin on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:33:07 PM
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

Nah, he was somewhere else this afternoon.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Fugazi on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:35:46 PM
Don Cheadle
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: toontownman on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:45:34 PM
Black man holds shirt, scenes of N-O reminiscent of that bald Turkish looking guy who once did some training.
Ah, the good bad times..
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: nemtizz on Monday 5 August 2019, 11:04:36 PM
Fairly certain it's Jacare Souza.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: chicago_shearer on Monday 5 August 2019, 11:09:34 PM
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

A striker who, according to Wiki, scored twice in the Conference last season? ???

:lol: Mystery signing going from 20 goals for Porto on page one to 2 goals for Leyton Orient by page two and possibly not actually a signing at all is very summer 2019.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Incognito on Monday 5 August 2019, 11:35:26 PM
Philip from Rising Damp
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Gallowgate End on Monday 5 August 2019, 11:48:00 PM
Where is that ITK guy from yesterday he should know :rolleyes:

Come on big boy tell us who it is.

Is it someone Rafa “rejected” in 1999?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: geordiedean on Monday 5 August 2019, 11:58:33 PM
Philip from Rising Damp

Marigold from in sickness and in health
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: toontownman on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 12:12:23 AM
Got a couple of days wait to find out. They will sit on this and release the youth player signing once its announced no more first team players are coming in.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Toon No9 on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 01:16:31 AM
Haha, we're just like the NorthEast reporters here!
...we have no clue, do we?🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Pandamninator on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 01:20:26 AM
It's 2019, why is someone taking a photo with a potato?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: HTT on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 04:35:14 AM
I’m told his English name translates to Black Power, and he’s from Nigeria and only 22 according to his father who is not much older than his son and remembers his birth like it was a couple of years ago. He’s meant to be big, strong and quick, but not the most intelligent of players. He’s meant to be a beast though and his nickname in Africa was the baby faced rapist.

He’s a winger and club scouts have likened him to a younger supersized Atsu. He’s apparently Shola’s relative as well, I think the club need to double check he’s not his real brother though, they look nowt alike and this could be one of those dodgy favours to an agent.

Sounds promising either way.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shearergol on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 06:49:04 AM
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

A striker who, according to Wiki, scored twice in the Conference last season? ???

I'm taking the p*ss.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: James on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:11:25 AM
He looks like Mangala to me
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Optimistic Nut on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:17:36 AM
He’s just turned down Leicester because he’s not interested, of course he’ll have sneaked into Newcastle without anyone knowing just to sign for us.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: 1964 on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:20:38 AM
Hilarious the way we are saying he looks like anyone, he looks like a black JFK and that is all and not the Kinnear model
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shelvey's Hair on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:45:37 AM
Iv just heard from a mate his name is Nok su kow.. does a bit of kick boxing apparently.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: loki679 on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:55:53 AM
Hilarious the way we are saying he looks like anyone, he looks like a black JFK and that is all and not the Kinnear model

Club does a shock reveal on deadline day of JFK in blackface as our new DoF :lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Cheshire Mag on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:09:08 AM
Invalid Tweet ID?s=21

🤷‍♂️
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: loki679 on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:12:14 AM
Ludwig Francillette :lol:

We're just straight up signing Simpsons characters now :lol:
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: taxfree on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:17:19 AM
Seems like mystery solved then.

?s=20


Edit: That's St. Mirren black & white army. Hmm.

Born in 1999, but barely any stuff on him on google. Sell.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: taxfree on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:21:57 AM
?s=20
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Post by: reefatoon on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:36:52 AM
Meh, what an anti climax that ended up being.
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Post by: Wilson on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:39:01 AM
Meh, what an anti climax that ended up being.

Fitting in nicely with everything else at the club then.
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: reefatoon on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:40:40 AM
Meh, what an anti climax that ended up being.

Fitting in nicely with everything else at the club then.

 :lol: perfectly
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Shearergol on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 09:35:43 AM
Ludwig Francillette, 20 years old, defender (left back?), released from Dijon(?), was on trial at St Mirren in July and was poor. Signed for NUFC?

Quick, check who his agent is.
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC
Post by: James on Wednesday 7 August 2019, 03:20:19 PM
Case closed unless proven otherwise
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: SheikhShearer on Wednesday 7 August 2019, 11:15:51 PM
This c*** still having his photos taken?
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: LV on Wednesday 7 August 2019, 11:17:01 PM
This c*** joined Blyth Spartans yet?
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Disco on Thursday 8 August 2019, 12:26:41 AM
This c*** contacted deed poll yet?
Title: Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
Post by: Pandamninator on Thursday 8 August 2019, 01:05:28 AM
Seems like mystery solved then.

?s=20


Edit: That's St. Mirren black & white army. Hmm.

Born in 1999, but barely any stuff on him on google. Sell.

Don't we have (or at least used to have) some sort of relationship with St Mirren? Wouldn't surprise me if we were using them for trialling cheap scraps. 
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: loki679 on Thursday 8 August 2019, 04:15:47 AM
Two l's in Francillette
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: 54 on Monday 19 August 2019, 04:05:05 PM
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Shearergol on Monday 19 August 2019, 06:13:08 PM

Agent?
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: SweMag on Monday 19 August 2019, 06:48:27 PM
Why are they signing a 20-years old player who recently played in level 7 of the French league system?
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Disco on Monday 19 August 2019, 07:16:49 PM
Because he sounds like an 18th century composer who is about to drop a banger of 4th symphony.
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Infinitely Content on Monday 19 August 2019, 11:05:30 PM
Because he sounds like an 18th century composer who is about to drop a banger of 4th symphony.

 :lol:

(https://i.imgur.com/GU9n5yF.jpg)
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Disco on Monday 19 August 2019, 11:17:46 PM
:thup: class :lol::lol:
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 19 August 2019, 11:24:47 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: Lush Vlad on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 11:57:06 AM
Outstanding from both :lol:
Title: Re: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon
Post by: LV on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 01:01:45 PM
Quite appropriate. Because we’ll be getting a Haydn at the weekend.

..... I’ll get me frock coat.