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Title: The NFL Thread - Week 14
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 24 April 2019, 11:30:18 PM
FANTASY FOOTBALL 2019

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f***ing hell, Round 1 is tomorrow night. Snuck up on me.

Old thread: https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=100457.msg6756202#msg6756202
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 24 April 2019, 11:31:38 PM
:lol: Well it's us. Also the draft is unwatchable.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 24 April 2019, 11:47:49 PM
:lol: Well it's us. Also the draft is unwatchable.

:lol: our boys will forget about it and show up on Friday
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 08:23:27 AM
Draft is a decent watch in the first round until your team picks.

Only if you’re reasonably knowledgeable about who’s likely to be picked, of course. Otherwise it’s just random names being read out once every ten minutes. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 April 2019, 01:46:29 PM
:lol: It's just a wall of insufferable unaccountable noise. It's Mel Kiper jerking off on TV. It's garbage television and watching it should get you put on a f***ing list.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 01:56:21 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: mozy on Thursday 25 April 2019, 01:57:17 PM
Bucs pick at 5. Seems to be at least 5/6 top tier defenders in this draft so watch us trade down and pick someone else.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 25 April 2019, 01:57:51 PM
God, I hate it when the 'Skins pick QBs in the draft.

Nate Sudfeld -- 2016, Round 6
Kirk Cousins -- 2012, Round 4 
Robert Griffin III -- 2012, Round 1
Colt Brennan -- 2008, Round 6, current backup (I guess)

To be fair, I also hate it when we trade for quarterbacks. Or pick up free agent quarterbacks.

Do we have to have a quarterback?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:00:17 PM
It'd free up more space for another fullback. There aren't enough fullbacks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:01:02 PM
(http://i67.tinypic.com/2cymgzm.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:01:06 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?

:lol: Interesting place for a haymaker.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:01:30 PM
Bucs pick at 5. Seems to be at least 5/6 top tier defenders in this draft so watch us trade down and pick someone else.

Most mocks I’ve seen have you taking Devin White.

What is your biggest need?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:03:16 PM
God, I hate it when the 'Skins pick QBs in the draft.

Nate Sudfeld -- 2016, Round 6
Kirk Cousins -- 2012, Round 4 
Robert Griffin III -- 2012, Round 1
Colt Brennan -- 2008, Round 6, current backup (I guess)

To be fair, I also hate it when we trade for quarterbacks. Or pick up free agent quarterbacks.

Do we have to have a quarterback?

:lol: RGIII would have worked if you didn't play his leg smooth off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:05:11 PM
Any good mocks to read? Shak?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:06:29 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?

:lol: Interesting place for a haymaker.

Don’t know what came over me :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:06:58 PM
Walterfootball has always been my go to but I'm always p*ssed off after spending time on that c***'s site (that also looks like it's from 1995). :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 April 2019, 02:09:29 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?

:lol: Interesting place for a haymaker.

Don’t know what came over me :lol:

:lol: I never would have guessed the NFL Draft was a button.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: mozy on Thursday 25 April 2019, 03:11:04 PM
Bucs pick at 5. Seems to be at least 5/6 top tier defenders in this draft so watch us trade down and pick someone else.

Most mocks I’ve seen have you taking Devin White.

What is your biggest need?

I'd be happy with White I think. The knock on him is that inside linebackers don't have positional value for the top 5, but then you get to the playoffs and realise you can't play back 7 on D unless you can cover.

So assuming he's an elite level backer in all areas then fine by me :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 04:09:47 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?

:lol: Interesting place for a haymaker.

Don’t know what came over me :lol:

:lol: I never would have guessed the NFL Draft was a button.

Tbf you said anyone who watches the draft should be on a list immediately after I said the draft was a decent watch.

The shot was justified :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 04:12:56 PM
Any good mocks to read? Shak?

Nah nothing I’d particularly recommend, just random ones I’ve seen here and there.

WF is a s**** site and the dude seems like an idiot but he at least goes into some detail about his selections. His problem is that like most draftniks he fails to recognize that so much of the scouting process is a crapshoot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Thursday 25 April 2019, 04:17:12 PM
Any good mocks to read? Shak?

The Action Network NFL podcast had a good episode with a mock draft recently, and also combined it with betting, an affliction I know you share with me :laugh:

There was a great one on team win totals too, and how those lines will move once people start hyping up first round rookies (many of whom will invariably flop).
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 04:26:36 PM
Bucs pick at 5. Seems to be at least 5/6 top tier defenders in this draft so watch us trade down and pick someone else.

Most mocks I’ve seen have you taking Devin White.

What is your biggest need?

I'd be happy with White I think. The knock on him is that inside linebackers don't have positional value for the top 5, but then you get to the playoffs and realise you can't play back 7 on D unless you can cover.

So assuming he's an elite level backer in all areas then fine by me :lol:

I think the emergence of players like David Johnnson, Kamara, Bell, Barkley etc is going to ultimately increase the importance of MLBs again. Teams are using their backs as part of the passing game for a lot more than checkdowns, teams are gonna need players who can cover them while also being able to hold their own taking on OL in the running game.

Players like Roquan Smith are the future if the position IMO, they’d have been safeties twenty years ago but that’s the way it’s going.

Given that you’ve got a quarter of your schedule against Kamara and McCaffrey for the next half decade (Falcons like throwing to the RB a decent bit too) an MLB who can cover would make a lot of sense.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 April 2019, 05:30:10 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?

:lol: Interesting place for a haymaker.

Don’t know what came over me :lol:

:lol: I never would have guessed the NFL Draft was a button.

Tbf you said anyone who watches the draft should be on a list immediately after I said the draft was a decent watch.

The shot was justified :lol:

:lol: I felt like you put too much shoulder in it because it never occurred to me that I was talking about you. But aiight, I can see your perspective. I indirectly called you a nonce and you overreacted suspiciously, but ultimately appropriately. Call it a draw.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Chrisjraby on Thursday 25 April 2019, 05:47:21 PM
I don't think we have enough picks in this draft to bother turning up for, so I'll count down to 2020 :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Thursday 25 April 2019, 06:03:46 PM
So should emptying your balls thinking about your cousin but I don’t give you s*** for your hobbies, do I?

:lol: Interesting place for a haymaker.

Don’t know what came over me :lol:

:lol: I never would have guessed the NFL Draft was a button.

Tbf you said anyone who watches the draft should be on a list immediately after I said the draft was a decent watch.

The shot was justified :lol:

:lol: I felt like you put too much shoulder in it because it never occurred to me that I was talking about you. But aiight, I can see your perspective. I indirectly called you a nonce and you overreacted suspiciously, but ultimately appropriately. Call it a draw.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFIiYPhdXVo
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Thursday 25 April 2019, 08:25:24 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 12:29:49 AM
So Tyreek Hill is done.

The absolute f***ing c***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: KDT on Friday 26 April 2019, 12:34:09 AM
He should’ve been done before he even entered the league.

On a brighter note Quinnen Williams seems like an absolute hoot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: TRC on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:06:24 AM
First time I've ever watched a draft, usually that many there?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:08:32 AM
Start on time you c***s it’s 1am.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:10:37 AM
First time I've ever watched a draft, usually that many there?

It’s become a big thing the last few years, this whole Thursday primetime thing.

Different city each year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:19:03 AM
I have an irrational dislike of Kliff Kingsbury.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:21:09 AM
Lee Corso ffs
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:22:25 AM
Come on Arizona you c***s, you already know what the pick is
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:23:18 AM
Outing myself as a nonce in Mike’s eyes
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:23:35 AM
Pick someone you c***s
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:24:38 AM
Kiper drop trou yet?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:39:27 AM
Bosa‘s mom like a worn out stripper
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:41:28 AM
Imagine fighting Quinnen Williams.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:50:04 AM
wat
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:51:16 AM
Ferrell the first big surprise at 4.

Probably their biggest need though tbf.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:52:02 AM
Why do all these players act all surprised when they'll know f***ing ages in advance where they're likely to end up, boils my p*ss.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pandamninator on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:01:20 AM
So Tyreek Hill is done.

The absolute f***ing c***.

Middle of finalising a f***ing 100 million contract extension and you're such a piece of s*** that you can't even resist the urge to do that... with your past history as well.

Quote
Why do all these players act all surprised when they'll know f***ing ages in advance where they're likely to end up, boils my p*ss.

TBF outside of maybe the top couple of picks in the first round, it's a crapshoot for the players, even if assurances and promises have been made.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:04:38 AM
Have to laugh at these absolute weapons who turn up at the draft and look like the Shrewsbury Lion when their team makes a pick they don’t like
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:05:40 AM
This dude Daniel Jones getting picked #6 overall just because he has a famous coach. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:09:31 AM
Really was hoping the Bills would get to draft a Josh Allen two years in a row.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:10:31 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:14:26 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?

I quoted this like I could contribute. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:15:14 AM
I really want Oliver.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:15:58 AM
I don't know s*** about this TE, but I'm looking at his face and I'm telling you he's a bust.

:lol: What's with the lass all dressed up handing out hats. f*** off with this over produced s***. f***ing ESPN. This used to be a laid back saturday afternoon, man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:16:08 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?

Probably a punter
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:16:49 AM
His first highlight is basketball. @Ameritoon
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:16:53 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?

Probably a punter

Lol good one mate!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:17:34 AM
f***ing pick already you .500 t***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:18:09 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?

Probably a punter

Lol good one mate!

:lol: Shak pure loves the draft.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:19:19 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?

Probably a punter

Lol good one mate!

:lol: Shak pure loves the draft.

It’s 2.30 :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:19:43 AM
Bet we trade back and I have to stay up longer...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:21:13 AM
There. We've drafted some absolute f***ing unit. f*** this off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:21:27 AM
Call it Deuce, who will Buffalo take?

Probably a punter

Lol good one mate!

:lol: Shak pure loves the draft.

It’s 2.30 :lol:

:lol: I'm not mad at you, man. Enjoy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:21:56 AM
What a c***! :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:22:06 AM
Oliver would be a top two or three pick most years, supposedly a bit of a dick which hurt him in such a deep DLine class.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:22:41 AM
I really want Oliver.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:24:37 AM
9 picks gone and no OL taken :frantic:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:24:51 AM
I really want Oliver.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/giphy.gif)

:lol: I missed that.

(http://i.imgur.com/VDjowbk.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:24:53 AM
What a c***! :lol:

Gonna be hilarious in a few years when Mike is in here ranting about how he’s the best player in the league and nobody has a clue who he is. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:25:50 AM
What a c***! :lol:

Gonna be hilarious in a few years when Mike is in here ranting about how he’s the best player in the league and nobody has a clue who he is. :lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:26:11 AM
What a c***! :lol:

Gonna be hilarious in a few years when Mike is in here ranting about how he’s the best player in the league and nobody has a clue who he is. :lol:

:lol: Recall saying that about Woods, y'all fake scout ass motherfuckers.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:26:15 AM
Ah man, his dad and bro :aww:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:26:23 AM
We just traded down two hours...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:27:25 AM
I really want Oliver.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/giphy.gif)

:lol: I missed that.

(http://i.imgur.com/VDjowbk.gif)

We’ll be alright...

(http://thesportsfanjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1191470_1280x720.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:28:23 AM
Bet we trade back and I have to stay up longer...

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:29:26 AM
What the f*** is he wearing?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:29:28 AM
That is the worst suit I have ever seen.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:30:02 AM
I really want Oliver.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/giphy.gif)

:lol: I missed that.

(http://i.imgur.com/VDjowbk.gif)

We’ll be alright...

(http://thesportsfanjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1191470_1280x720.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/wXAjKRH.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:31:53 AM
Just because the past isn’t a horrible, terrifying place for some of us Mike :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:32:28 AM
Just because the past isn’t a horrible, terrifying place for some of us Mike :lol:

:lol: Well if you good why you watching?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:36:20 AM
Lee Corso on the verge of a stroke
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:44:32 AM
Twitter saying Oliver is an absolute steal. Deuce, I think we eatin.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:46:18 AM
Bosa's mum is Roethlisberger.  :lol:

(https://i.imgur.com/nkK04AT.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:47:16 AM
Twitter saying Oliver is an absolute steal. Deuce, I think we eatin.

Isn’t that exactly what I said?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:49:55 AM
:lol: Aiight man. Damn. Shak says we eatin, D.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:50:10 AM
s*** worked out really well for the Skins. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:52:29 AM
I bet Rosen ends up going to the Pats for like a 3rd round pick and he’ll obviously be brilliant.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:52:46 AM
Twitter saying Oliver is an absolute steal. Deuce, I think we eatin.

Eat SHIIIIT, Shak.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:00:52 AM
God, I hate it when the 'Skins pick QBs in the draft.

Nate Sudfeld -- 2016, Round 6
Kirk Cousins -- 2012, Round 4 
Robert Griffin III -- 2012, Round 1
Colt Brennan -- 2008, Round 6, current backup (I guess)

To be fair, I also hate it when we trade for quarterbacks. Or pick up free agent quarterbacks.

Do we have to have a quarterback?


(https://media.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:07:50 AM
So Nick Bosa’s a real piece of s*** too huh
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:18:08 AM
Should be a good pick for Minnesota, seems one of the safest picks in the draft.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:18:40 AM
Reckon we’ll take the TE Fant.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:37:05 AM
God, I hate it when the 'Skins pick QBs in the draft.

Nate Sudfeld -- 2016, Round 6
Kirk Cousins -- 2012, Round 4 
Robert Griffin III -- 2012, Round 1
Colt Brennan -- 2008, Round 6, current backup (I guess)

To be fair, I also hate it when we trade for quarterbacks. Or pick up free agent quarterbacks.

Do we have to have a quarterback?


(https://media.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/giphy.gif)

Haskins's leg insurance premiums just skyrocketed.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Ameritoon on Friday 26 April 2019, 08:09:49 AM
His first highlight is basketball. @Ameritoon

Couldn't watch between jet lag and the looks not picking until 2 a.m. in the UK. Knew we'd f***ing pick the white guy. Hurts a bit more with Ed Oliver and Devin Bush on the board.

Also not even that high on Gary but you know he's going to be a HoFer now that he's on the Packers
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Friday 26 April 2019, 11:08:44 AM
Good day 1. Gone from four draft picks to nine, including a reasonably rated DE in round 1 to replace Frank Clark. Obviously need to invest a bit more there though. Hopefully spend some more picks at safety and CB.

Won £300 on Bosa being the first defensive lineman off the board.

Apparently the 2020 class will be stacked at skill positions and we got a second 2nd there too. Happy days.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: mozy on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:12:08 PM
Devin White all in. If only we'd done the sensible thing and drafted Derwin James last year our D would be looking pretty tasty about now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:53:09 PM
His first highlight is basketball. @Ameritoon

Couldn't watch between jet lag and the looks not picking until 2 a.m. in the UK. Knew we'd f***ing pick the white guy. Hurts a bit more with Ed Oliver and Devin Bush on the board.

Also not even that high on Gary but you know he's going to be a HoFer now that he's on the Packers

Nice, you in the Toon? f*** the draft, f*** the Lions. Have a blast, man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 26 April 2019, 01:57:45 PM
Poor Montez Sweat. Falling all the way to 26 then getting picked by . . . us.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 26 April 2019, 02:35:26 PM
Hmm. 2 OL in the first round. Interesting. I assume this means we're superbowl bound.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:08:39 PM
Hope we go all-in on linemen. Adding a pass-rusher would be nice.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:15:36 PM
An RB without grey hair would also be nice.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:25:19 PM

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:26:55 PM
:lol: They drafted a f***ing regen.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:54:39 PM
:lol: They drafted a f***ing regen.

I've already heard him characterised as "Eli Manning without the pizzazz" :spit: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Friday 26 April 2019, 03:55:41 PM
:lol: They drafted a f***ing regen.

I've already heard him characterised as "Eli Manning without the pizzazz" :spit: :lol: :lol:

Jesus that's just a piece of pasta that got stuck in the colander.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 08:00:46 PM
Rosen to the Dolphins for a 2nd round pick is the rumour going around right now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 26 April 2019, 08:13:12 PM
Rosen to the Dolphins for a 2nd round pick is the rumour going around right now.

That's a f***ing good deal on a barely-driven, late model, used car there.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Friday 26 April 2019, 09:26:34 PM
Rosen to the Dolphins for a 2nd round pick is the rumour going around right now.

Sounds like an overpay from.the Dolphins if true. There's no other market for him right now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 10:43:34 PM
It's both a good deal and a bad deal. :lol:

Buyer's market but the goods are still probably good for the price.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Friday 26 April 2019, 10:50:18 PM
Amazing job by the Cardinals though, trading up to get Rosen and then dumping him after a season on the worst team in the league. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 11:17:33 PM
Shady tweeting Endgame spoilers apparently, f***ing moron :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Friday 26 April 2019, 11:28:04 PM
Amazing job by the Cardinals though, trading up to get Rosen and then dumping him after a season on the worst team in the league. :lol:

The exact same thing is gonna happen to him again next year, Dolphins seem like they’ll likely be bad this year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 26 April 2019, 11:34:22 PM
Amazing job by the Cardinals though, trading up to get Rosen and then dumping him after a season on the worst team in the league. :lol:

The exact same thing is gonna happen to him again next year, Dolphins seem like they’ll likely be bad this year.

I don’t know that I’d expect him to start this season anyway, unless Fitzmagic is utter garbage.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 12:04:32 AM
Can’t imagine they’d spend a 2nd round pick on him to sit him behind a 36 year old career backup... I'd guess there’ll be an “open competition” in camp that Rosen will win unless he’s utterly awful.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Lotus on Saturday 27 April 2019, 12:21:36 AM
Has the Raiders draft been good? Thought the RB and the Safety looked decent but the DL wasn't in any predictions I read. And I read quite a lot!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 12:26:44 AM
Nobody will know for a year or two. Could be a great haul, could be s****. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Saturday 27 April 2019, 12:35:26 AM
Seahawks plan to trade down for the entire 7th round is a blinder.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Lotus on Saturday 27 April 2019, 12:37:16 AM
The chatter I saw this morning is that this DL should have an immediate impact. If he's now thought to be that good why wasn't he mentioned in the mock drafts?
I will apologise for not really following AF until 2nd half of last season.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Saturday 27 April 2019, 12:56:24 AM
All the tackles are gone :(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:00:24 AM
Drew Lock to the Broncos. Elway got his guy! *snigger*
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:00:57 AM
NFL comparison: Jay Cutler  :naughty: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:02:43 AM
I’d have wanked myself to absolute death over that draft class if it had been offered early this week.

QB lots of people mocked to us at 10 overall, got him in the second.

The OL Risner is a huge Broncos fan and seems like a great character too.

Delighted.

Hope they don’t all end being s***. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:05:58 AM
Drew Lock to the Broncos. Elway got his guy! *snigger*

Your Jesusfreak QB run off anymore of your best defenders this year yet?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:07:06 AM
NFL comparison: Jay Cutler  :naughty: :lol:

Talent wise that’s a pretty exciting comparison.

Cutler was just a w*****, had plenty of talent.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:07:50 AM
Everybody loved/wanted Risner at the Vikings forum. :(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:10:48 AM
Everybody loved/wanted Risner at the Vikings forum. :(

Loads on the Broncos forum wanted Bradbury. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Pata on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:13:02 AM
Yeah, people were happy with Bradbury but wanted to double down on the o-line with Risner on the second due to his versatility.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 01:18:10 AM
No idea why Greedy Williams fell so far, was talked about as a top ten pick during the season.

Gonna be fascinating watching how the Browns end up still being s****... they can’t be good, can they? I won’t have it. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 27 April 2019, 02:13:38 AM
:lol: these full kit w*****s they pan to after each pick have to be paid actors. Just saw this:

Commish: “The Colts select Parris Campbell, Wide Receiver, Ohio State”

Colts “fan”: “YEEEAAAH DEFENSE”

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Saturday 27 April 2019, 02:28:31 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qua2iNg.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 02:34:14 AM
Really no idea why Metcalf fell that far.

Wilson should love him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 02:40:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qua2iNg.jpg)

Excited that both your picks so far fell because teams thought they were dickheads? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 27 April 2019, 02:48:02 AM
Think Miami has done well. They got a potential franchise QB (and another pick) for a 2nd rounder.

Rosen would arguably be the top QB in this draft. He’d certainly be rated higher than Jones or Haskins.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Mike on Saturday 27 April 2019, 04:28:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qua2iNg.jpg)

Excited that both your picks so far fell because teams thought they were dickheads? :lol:

:lol: I don't know about any of that, tbf.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: KDT on Saturday 27 April 2019, 08:36:09 AM
Really no idea why Metcalf fell that far.

Wilson should love him.

Only ran 3 routes in college and seems like the typical combine warrior, he couldn’t really have gone to a better QB though so the slide might’ve helped him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 27 April 2019, 10:13:30 AM
Trading up to get a new C, doesn't get more glamorous than that

:yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 04:21:37 PM
Really no idea why Metcalf fell that far.

Wilson should love him.

Only ran 3 routes in college and seems like the typical combine warrior, he couldn’t really have gone to a better QB though so the slide might’ve helped him.

Yeah, usually at least one team will lose their s*** at the potential of a guy with that size and speed though. He’s not just a burner either, makes some good contested catches too.

Should be a good fit there, anyway.

Talk that Doug Baldwin might retire so he may be called upon sooner rather than later.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Shak on Saturday 27 April 2019, 04:23:08 PM
Trading up to get a new C, doesn't get more glamorous than that

:yao:

Word is that it was between him and Risner for our pick... there’s one dude on the Broncos forum who is FURIOUS that we didn’t take McCoy. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Beren on Saturday 27 April 2019, 08:31:16 PM
Metcalf went into his interview shirtless under the advice of a scout so Carroll took his shirt off too. Thoroughly weird but funny

(https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5cc4689874565316de76a976-960-480.jpg)

Hopefully not just a gym rat. Baldwin has been incredible and reliable for us an outlet on third down, and it doesn't sound like Metcalf will be able to replace him if Baldwin retires but should help a bit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 28 April 2019, 02:03:21 AM
No idea why Greedy Williams fell so far, was talked about as a top ten pick during the season.

Gonna be fascinating watching how the Browns end up still being s****... they can’t be good, can they? I won’t have it. :lol:

Yeah, Greedy was a bit of a result - hopefully somebody can teach him how to tackle.

The bit I liked was when we drafted some rando in the fourth and a few guys got really p*ssed we’d passed on Mack Wilson. Then he was still there 36 picks later so we just took him in the fifth.

I’m pretty happy - with the proviso that i’m just going to presume that Dorsey knows what he’s doing with our offensive line and everything’s fine.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Ah God it's time for the draft
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 28 April 2019, 11:01:48 AM
Trading up to get a new C, doesn't get more glamorous than that

:yao:

Word is that it was between him and Risner for our pick... there’s one dude on the Broncos forum who is FURIOUS that we didn’t take McCoy. :lol:

Haha what's his deal? Why is he so furious? Hopefully he'll come in and replace Unger, but it's big shoes to fill.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 15 May 2019, 10:58:49 PM
Imagine being a Knicks and Jets fan today. Oof! Why fire your GM now??
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 15 May 2019, 11:16:09 PM
 Because they're the f***ing jets. :lol:

Keep the Knicks out your mouth.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 15 May 2019, 11:33:47 PM
In all seriousness though, what are they doing? I thought received wisdom was that they were building a decent team?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 16 May 2019, 12:34:56 AM
Apparently Gase thought the GM spent too much money signing the FAs that he did. In which case, why the f*** does Gase care about how much money they spent. It’s not your job, dickhead.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Thursday 16 May 2019, 01:04:47 AM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3b48b8c86afdbbe9d1ca524e8363af15/tenor.gif?itemid=13274351)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 16 May 2019, 01:20:40 AM
f***ing hate the Jets :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: ManDoon on Thursday 16 May 2019, 05:21:10 PM
If Metcalf doesnt pop a drugs test then there is basically zero point in the NFl even having them
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Thursday 16 May 2019, 10:32:14 PM
If Metcalf doesnt pop a drugs test then there is basically zero point in the NFl even having them

Says the guy with f***ing McCaffrey :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Chrisjraby on Friday 17 May 2019, 06:35:49 PM
If Metcalf doesnt pop a drugs test then there is basically zero point in the NFl even having them

Says the guy with f***ing McCaffrey :lol:

(https://www.patienthelp.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Christian-McCaffrey-Muscle-Supplements.png)

Seems legit  :yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Pandamninator on Monday 20 May 2019, 08:30:05 AM
Apparently Gase thought the GM spent too much money signing the FAs that he did. In which case, why the f*** does Gase care about how much money they spent. It’s not your job, dickhead.

It is his concern if he get's saddled with junk and they end up in cap hell.

But this is Adam f***ing Gase we're talking about, i'm not going to put him in the Parcell's category of people you trust to both coach and assemble the team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 22 May 2019, 12:43:24 PM
https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/pro-pffs-top-25-nfl-players-under-25-for-2019

Forgot how young Smith-Schuster is. I cannot believe that Myles Garrett is only 23. Not unhappy we have four players on the list, but that's partly a function of picking so high in drafts.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Friday 24 May 2019, 01:08:21 PM
Had no idea Ngakoue was that young. Even with Bortles, I'm still a bit confused as to how the Jaguars were as s*** as they were last year.

The videos of Rodgers/Bakhtiari/Stafford downing pints are laughs :laugh:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 26 May 2019, 05:55:08 PM
R.I.P., Bart Starr.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 03:11:03 AM
Quote from: me, an idiot
Tyler Kroft’s a good signing for us, hopefully he can stay healthy.

Broke his foot (again) on the first day of OTAs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 03:13:20 AM
I hear Gronk is available.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Chrisjraby on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 04:37:21 PM
Your main man Richie Incognito to the Raiders to join up with Burfict, what a pair of upstanding gents
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 06:14:29 PM
:lol: Why are you directing s*** at us that you should be directing at Kaz, oh wait I forgot he was a f***ing c*** now.

:lol: @Tomato Deuce getting to that negative Bills news before you. This takeover s*** had your head turned. Ahahah, motherfucker.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 06:21:13 PM
If it's any consolation, he's not actually all that good of a player.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 06:27:53 PM
Well the uniform implied that.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Chrisjraby on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 06:39:07 PM
:lol: Why are you directing s*** at us that you should be directing at Kaz, oh wait I forgot he was a f***ing c*** now.

:lol: @Tomato Deuce getting to that negative Bills news before you. This takeover s*** had your head turned. Ahahah, motherfucker.

I'm still quite affected by his shoe purchases to be honest :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 28 May 2019, 09:26:42 PM
Surprised ol’ Richie hasn’t succumbed to the CTE yet
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 11 June 2019, 02:07:46 PM
Grim.

Quote
SAN DIEGO -- Former NFL player Kellen Winslow Jr. -- the son of a Hall of Famer who himself earned more than $40 million during his career -- has been convicted of raping a 58-year-old homeless woman last year in his picturesque beach community of Encinitas, north of San Diego.

A jury returned the verdict Monday in San Diego Superior Court in Vista but was expected to continue deliberating on two more counts of rape involving a 54-year-old hitchhiker and an unconscious teenage girl in 2003.

The jury also found the 35-year-old former tight end guilty of indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving two other women, but jurors found him not guilty of one count of a lewd act.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 11 June 2019, 02:09:36 PM
f***'s sake.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Monday 24 June 2019, 02:40:37 PM
So... who’s up for throwing themselves entirely into Fantasy Football? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 24 June 2019, 02:43:09 PM
Struggle to feel like the NFL is going to be my saviour like. c***s everywhere. Might just be done with (non-electronic) sports.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Monday 24 June 2019, 02:48:49 PM
:sweetjesus: NFL thread bump
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 24 June 2019, 03:44:37 PM
Struggle to feel like the NFL is going to be my saviour like. c***s everywhere. Might just be done with (non-electronic) sports.

Agreed on the c***s, but at least there’s parity of c***s (in principle). I’m essentially done with football now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:07:50 PM
Yeah honestly f*** every sport. All of my teams are s*** and every football team I'm even close to (US, NUFC, Fire) are run by the absolute worst f***ing people out there.

Now I get to look forward to maybe finishing third in the NFC North
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:08:48 PM
Yeah honestly f*** every sport.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:09:38 PM
I vote everyone just watches esports from now on.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:10:56 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: TRC on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:13:31 PM
I vote everyone just watches esports from now on.

Do Newcastle have a team, or is that run by Ashley too and we underpay some Sports Direct employee?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: TRC on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:14:08 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Toon Hoser on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:19:40 PM
Bring back N-O Movie Club.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 24 June 2019, 04:20:38 PM
I vote everyone just watches esports from now on.

Do Newcastle have a team, or is that run by Ashley too and we underpay some Sports Direct employee?

The university does I believe. But teams are generally less geographical, given there's no real meaning to physical location with esports.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Monday 24 June 2019, 05:09:24 PM
Struggle to feel like the NFL is going to be my saviour like. c***s everywhere. Might just be done with (non-electronic) sports.

Agreed on the c***s, but at least there’s parity of c***s (in principle). I’m essentially done with football now.

Feel like supporting Spurs hasn’t been that harrowing recently :lol:

Yeah though, the great thing about the NFL is that there’s no way for a team to even come close to NUFC in terms of sheer pointlessness. The s*** teams are s*** because they make s*** decisions.... they don’t actively try to be s*** forever. You’re never more than two or three years of good decisions away from being a playoff team.

Once Brady retires in 8 or 9 years it’ll be a lot more fun, too.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Monday 24 June 2019, 05:10:51 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

Mike is a Bills fan, their biggest rival is the Patriots.

Pats have probably just about shaded it over the last few years.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 05:18:30 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

My Team is the Bills and their rivals would be The Bills.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: TRC on Monday 24 June 2019, 05:18:50 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

Mike is a Bills fan, their biggest rival is the Patriots.

Pats have probably just about shaded it over the last few years.

100/1 The Bills to win the Superbowl... makes sense.

Thinking of bandwagoning Kansas City. Whats the cons with this team/ownership/fanbase?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 05:19:30 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

Mike is a Bills fan, their biggest rival is the Patriots.

Pats have probably just about shaded it over the last few years.

Pats are a chuckwagon filled to bursting with c***s so TRC should stroll in like the cool new kid in school. Fit right in, the f***ing c***. :lol:

Walk the hallways on the first day turning heads. f***ing dick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 24 June 2019, 05:31:29 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

My Team is the Bills and their rivals would be The Bills.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:01:39 PM
The Bills are peerless.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:05:51 PM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

Mike is a Bills fan, their biggest rival is the Patriots.

Pats have probably just about shaded it over the last few years.

100/1 The Bills to win the Superbowl... makes sense.

Thinking of bandwagoning Kansas City. Whats the cons with this team/ownership/fanbase?

Increasingly likely that they'll ignore that their star  wide receiver punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach and then allegedly broke the same kid's arm when he was 3, because no criminal action is being taken in respect of the latter offence. So that's a con.

On the other hand they have an impossible QB.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Open_C on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:45:44 PM

I was going to do this, and like the team from Minnesota, last time something awful happened at NUFC.  Was it when we got relegated?  Then it turned out that we got promoted again straight away and Garrison Keillor was a sex pest, so I didn't need the team from Minnesota.  Might need to revise my position once again, though.  Are the team from Minnesota any good?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:48:26 PM
They're good enough to raise your hopes high enough that the fall really does some A-1 damage.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Pata on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:48:48 PM
They are going to win it all.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:49:04 PM
They are going to win it all.

See?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Pata on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:49:11 PM
They're good enough to raise your hopes high enough that the fall really does some A-1 damage.

:lol: f*** off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:49:40 PM
They're good enough to raise your hopes high enough that the fall really does some A-1 damage.

:lol: f*** off.

:lol: Because I'm wrong.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:50:17 PM
We doing FF this year?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:50:35 PM
:lol: we have enough Vikings fans as it is. Pata, MKSC, Pip when they’re winning.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Pata on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:52:25 PM
They're good enough to raise your hopes high enough that the fall really does some A-1 damage.

:lol: f*** off.

:lol: Because I'm wrong.

That feeling after Walsh missed from 4 yards is something I cherish and will never forget-
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Open_C on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:53:18 PM
:lol: we have enough Vikings fans as it is. Pata, MKSC, Pip when they’re winning.


Can't help it man, I have a soft spot for Minnesota because of A Prairie Home Companion (even after the confirmed sex-pestery) and because it looks like such a f***ing dull place :lol:  It's them or nobody

I might make a half-hearted effort at showing an interest this year.  Went to a game once when I was about 15, at a park in Gosforth.  My uncle got me a Miami Dolphins top because I liked the colour.  Didn't understand a bit of it.  I'm going to read about how it works :memeyeah: 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:55:51 PM
Another Vikings fan ffs. :lol:

Some truly weird s*** with their popularity on here. They’re like Pink in Australia, doesn’t make any f***ing sense.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Open_C on Monday 24 June 2019, 06:57:29 PM

I want to be perfectly clear that I know literally nothing about NFL or the Vikings, or indeed any other team, and my interest is borne purely of reading about them in Garrison Keillor books :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:03:12 PM

I want to be perfectly clear that I know literally nothing about NFL or the Vikings, or indeed any other team, and my interest is borne purely of reading about them in Garrison Keillor books :lol:

Better reason than Beren, tbh. Welcome.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:03:31 PM

I want to be perfectly clear that I know literally nothing about NFL or the Vikings, or indeed any other team, and my interest is borne purely of reading about them in Garrison Keillor books :lol:

They’re a decent team to go with tbh. Good fanbase and a team that have always come up just short, often hilariously. Nobody could accuse you of bandwagoning at least.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:08:19 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/9b073dcb2f86f386122645522c8dcd8a/tumblr_oe3a9rr1zT1qh59n0o2_400.png)

Stay strong Mike, you’ve been clean for so long :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:13:06 PM
I'll be joining in more often in here as well. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:22:32 PM

I want to be perfectly clear that I know literally nothing about NFL or the Vikings, or indeed any other team, and my interest is borne purely of reading about them in Garrison Keillor books :lol:

:lol: I appreciate this
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Bimpy474 on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:29:30 PM
Packers for me like, love Aaron Rodgers i do.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:44:59 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/9b073dcb2f86f386122645522c8dcd8a/tumblr_oe3a9rr1zT1qh59n0o2_400.png)

Stay strong Mike, you’ve been clean for so long :lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 24 June 2019, 07:53:44 PM
Reference :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 24 June 2019, 08:27:49 PM
Let's go Buffalo!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 24 June 2019, 09:10:25 PM
Let's go Buffalo!

:lol: f*** off
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 24 June 2019, 09:29:30 PM
Let's go Buffalo!

:lol: f*** off

Trying to earn you boys some new fans!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 01:10:45 AM
Let's go Buffalo!

 :dave:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkwKR04tPQ
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 01:21:56 AM

Yeah though, the great thing about the NFL is that there’s no way for a team to even come close to NUFC in terms of sheer pointlessness. The s*** teams are s*** because they make s*** decisions.... they don’t actively try to be s*** forever.


(https://i.imgur.com/EBqAHNh.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 02:14:26 AM
Should I sticky this? f*** it, right?

What's your team Mike, and who are their biggest rivals?

Mike is a Bills fan, their biggest rival is the Patriots.

Pats have probably just about shaded it over the last few years.

100/1 The Bills to win the Superbowl... makes sense.

Thinking of bandwagoning Kansas City. Whats the cons with this team/ownership/fanbase?

Aside from the Bills, you could really look at the Jets for the anti-Mike team. Pretty sure we don't have a Jets fan on here either (?).

@OpenC, my team (The Cleveland Browns) signed this kid last month:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Gillan

https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/team/players-roster/jamie-gillan/

His nickname's the "Scottish Hammer", he comes from Inverness, and he has the mullet to end all mullets, it seems. I feel like we're a natural fit for you.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 02:27:07 AM
@Consortium of one is apparently a Jets fan, which is weird as he's literate. :shifty:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 10:37:33 AM
Jets are probably the right shout if you’re in it to annoy Mike, to be fair. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 10:44:20 AM
If the Patriots dynasty finally crumbles into dust in the next few years, the division could finally be exciting/competitive. Even this year might be okay:

Darnold, Bell and Robby Anderson could be alright.

Josh Allen could make a second year leap and gain a semblance of direction on his arm-cannon, to supplement his rushing.

And the Dolphins will tank for the first QB off the board in 2020, while continuing to sweep up ex-coaches from the Belichick tree.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 11:56:08 AM
Struggle to feel like the NFL is going to be my saviour like. c***s everywhere. Might just be done with (non-electronic) sports.

Agreed on the c***s, but at least there’s parity of c***s (in principle). I’m essentially done with football now.

Feel like supporting Spurs hasn’t been that harrowing recently :lol: ...

And yet I'm walking away, which says something in itself. It's broken, man, has been for years. I mean, I'm never not going to be a Spurs fan, but I'm fortunate in that I don't live there any more and so it's easier to make a break. I was hoping that I could go out on a high, but you know, the world is a c*** :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 05:04:29 PM
If the Patriots dynasty finally crumbles into dust in the next few years, the division could finally be exciting/competitive. Even this year might be okay:

Darnold, Bell and Robby Anderson could be alright.

Josh Allen could make a second year leap and gain a semblance of direction on his arm-cannon, to supplement his rushing.

And the Dolphins will tank for the first QB off the board in 2020, while continuing to sweep up ex-coaches from the Belichick tree.

(https://i.imgur.com/pTRSFH7.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: mozy on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 08:14:54 PM
I'm living in Indianapolis for the next 6 months, so I'm going to enjoy not having to stay up until c*** o'clock every Sunday just to get my fix.

Went to a 'soccer' game at the Colts stadium on Saturday, wasn't a bad turn out of 11,000. Former Newcastle player Tyler Pasher on one side, and someone called Ayoze on the other, I'm sold.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 25 June 2019, 08:33:31 PM
11K is a very good turnout for a club in the 2nd-tier. They just got approved for a soccer-specific stadium, too.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Consortium of one on Friday 28 June 2019, 01:06:28 PM
@Consortium of one is apparently a Jets fan, which is weird as he's literate. :shifty:

I have my good moments  :kasper:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 28 June 2019, 01:36:06 PM
@Consortium of one is apparently a Jets fan, which is weird as he's literate. :shifty:

I have my good moments  :kasper:

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 3 July 2019, 10:36:56 PM
R.I.P., Jared Lorenzen.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 6 July 2019, 04:52:48 AM
R.I.P., Jared Lorenzen.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27121708/tommy-tomlinson-how-jared-lorenzen-inspired-many-including-me
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Tuesday 9 July 2019, 07:43:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2ThSjU2.jpg)

@Mike @Tomato Deuce

Saw this on facebook and thought you buggers might enjoy it :thup:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 10 July 2019, 05:44:41 PM
I'll gnaw on your f***ing jugular.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 10 July 2019, 06:19:49 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Wednesday 10 July 2019, 07:07:04 PM
:lol:

Only a few months left to go baby!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 11 July 2019, 05:43:06 PM
I know bullfighting, running etc is ultimately wrong, but that first gif of Norman jumping is just fantastic :lol:

https://deadspin.com/heres-josh-norman-leaping-over-a-bull-in-pamplona-1836280198
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Thursday 11 July 2019, 05:51:57 PM
ffs all I learned from that link is Rex Ryan survived a Bull charging him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Thursday 11 July 2019, 07:20:26 PM
This thread is the only real reason I still come here and essentially the only reason I still “support” Newcastle.

So yeah...

f*** all of you, I guess. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:04:20 PM
Very exciting email received.

Best thread on the forum. Can't wait for the new season.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:22:48 PM
HUGE f***ing CHANGES are coming.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:23:00 PM
They actually are :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:26:08 PM
HUGE f***ing CHANGES are coming.

I'm gonna make the play-offs?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3a9094c9ad45e0e1ea01d27277de91ca/tenor.gif?itemid=3572408)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:28:48 PM
NEW RULE ANNOUNCEMENT

1) WE WILL NO LONGER BE USING A NEWCASTLE ONLINE THREAD TO DISCUSS FF
2) MULTIPLE PLAYERS WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE LEAGUE
3) THOSE PLAYERS ARE FROGGY AND BEREN
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:30:28 PM
4) MIKE AND MICKTOON WILL BE REJOINING THE LEAGUE
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:30:35 PM
5) AND STU
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: KDT on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:36:22 PM
5) AND STU

It’s about time.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:40:23 PM
NEW RULE ANNOUNCEMENT

1) WE WILL NO LONGER BE USING A NEWCASTLE ONLINE THREAD TO DISCUSS FF
2) MULTIPLE PLAYERS WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE LEAGUE
3) THOSE PLAYERS ARE FROGGY AND BEREN

:(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Thursday 11 July 2019, 08:41:22 PM
Dan’s views are his own and in no way reflect the values of the Newcastle-Online fantasy football commissioner collective.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 11 July 2019, 09:10:32 PM
6) WRONG
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 11 July 2019, 11:45:54 PM
Any room for me to get back in on this f***ing bullshit or are you full up with mongs already?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 11 July 2019, 11:55:35 PM
which team do you support rn
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:01:02 AM
I still hate-support the Skins.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:01:09 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2Je7ZTGso1BzfKJa/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:13:23 AM
Yes. I have no shame.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:31:51 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:32:10 AM
f***'s sake.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:45:33 AM
Do it
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: mozy on Friday 12 July 2019, 01:44:33 AM
4) MIKE AND MICKTOON WILL BE REJOINING THE LEAGUE

Dolphins Linebackers watch out.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 02:00:28 AM
We should just force Mike back in tbh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:26:49 AM
So why the app move then? I'd veto that if I could. I really like the layout of ESPN, especially the real time view of points being scored.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:31:59 AM
Researching the new app it looks really s*** tbh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:35:07 AM
Did the same myself. Don't like it. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:48:29 AM
No idea how anyone could look at that s*** and be like "yeah, this is an improvement" :lol: Even the reviews I read were like "don't change to this" :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: KaKa on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:05:51 PM
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:27:52 PM
No idea how anyone could look at that s*** and be like "yeah, this is an improvement" :lol: Even the reviews I read were like "don't change to this" :lol:

:lol: good thing your opinion :lol: is f***ing worthless :lol: to :lol: us :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:30:12 PM
Just shows how inept the commissioners are at decisions, thinking people in god's year 2019 will add another place to banter that they won't be checking as regularly as the old place they bantered, thinking this in turn leads to more streamlined/better banter and improvements both places, when in reality both factors will suffer.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 12 July 2019, 12:31:48 PM
Which is ideal because once this thread is dead I won’t have to login to this shithole ever again.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 12 July 2019, 04:56:10 PM
Anyway, quick reasoning behind the platform move.

Main thing is that the NFL thread has basically just become the FF thread and that's a bit s***. A big attraction of the new site is that it is more conducive to conversation than the ESPN one was. While I'm sure some of you are happy with the thread on here being one big "bantz" thread for the FF league, not everyone feels the same. There's nothing on earth less interesting than a FF league that you're not a part of. This will allow us to have somewhere to s**** on about the league while not flooding this thread with our s****.

It should also hopefully make trading a bit easier. Trade discussions and offers can all take place on the same platform and there are some nice features that ESPN doesn't have. Multi-team trading is a possibility and it also allows trading your FAAB dollars as part of a deal.

I've been on the app and yeah it's all new and very frightening but I think it's worth trying. If we all really hate it we can move back next year but from what I've seen of the site I think it should be very good once we get used to using it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Friday 12 July 2019, 05:13:25 PM
Just keep the original app that everyone is used to and make a WhatsApp group or a discord group or some s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 12 July 2019, 05:29:11 PM
f*** off
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: cubaricho on Friday 12 July 2019, 05:29:36 PM
I’ll miss watching all your bantz  :sad:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: mozy on Friday 12 July 2019, 05:31:44 PM
Froggy is definitely that guy at work that threatens to take legal action every time someone proposes an office refurb.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Friday 12 July 2019, 05:35:18 PM
f*** off

Stop trying to stay relevant you c***
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:34:06 PM
Anyway, quick reasoning behind the platform move.

Main thing is that the NFL thread has basically just become the FF thread and that's a bit s***. A big attraction of the new site is that it is more conducive to conversation than the ESPN one was. While I'm sure some of you are happy with the thread on here being one big "bantz" thread for the FF league, not everyone feels the same. There's nothing on earth less interesting than a FF league that you're not a part of. This will allow us to have somewhere to s**** on about the league while not flooding this thread with our s****.

It should also hopefully make trading a bit easier. Trade discussions and offers can all take place on the same platform and there are some nice features that ESPN doesn't have. Multi-team trading is a possibility and it also allows trading your FAAB dollars as part of a deal.

I've been on the app and yeah it's all new and very frightening but I think it's worth trying. If we all really hate it we can move back next year but from what I've seen of the site I think it should be very good once we get used to using it.

Just make two threads here then. Don't try making an off-site banter group happen. It won't happen. It'll be FF as usual, but no banter. Or the banter will still be here and it'll just be the same as it's always been, but we're using an inferior service. The latter is 99.9% what will happen.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:36:18 PM
Apart from we don't believe it will be an inferior service.

You are welcome to form a s*** Norwegian splinter group using ESPN.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:37:02 PM
Having checked it out, you're clearly wrong. Not that ESPN is the pinnacle of FF apps. Bit like going from Rafa Benitez to Steve Bruce. They're both arguably football managers, but are they really?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 12 July 2019, 06:41:59 PM
Honestly this isn't fun at all. Join or don't. I don't care.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Friday 12 July 2019, 08:24:38 PM
Sleeper is quality. Does some good weekly awards and stuff, which will help with Leffe's longer write-ups on here (if he is still inclined and able to do them). Once in-season, ESPN didn't offer much above a big standard platform IMO, and hasn't updated for as long as I've been using it. Sleeper is constantly updating and adding features users want. Give it a chance, kaiz.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Friday 12 July 2019, 09:04:51 PM
Meanwhile

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 09:24:46 PM
Sleeper is quality. Does some good weekly awards and stuff, which will help with Leffe's longer write-ups on here (if he is still inclined and able to do them). Once in-season, ESPN didn't offer much above a big standard platform IMO, and hasn't updated for as long as I've been using it. Sleeper is constantly updating and adding features users want. Give it a chance, kaiz.

To be perfectly honest I'd have been more inclined to be open minded if they didn't insist on killing the one good N-O thread in the process :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 12 July 2019, 09:26:08 PM
Seems like a truly atrocious idea, that. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: mozy on Friday 12 July 2019, 09:58:10 PM
Sleeper is quality. Does some good weekly awards and stuff, which will help with Leffe's longer write-ups on here (if he is still inclined and able to do them). Once in-season, ESPN didn't offer much above a big standard platform IMO, and hasn't updated for as long as I've been using it. Sleeper is constantly updating and adding features users want. Give it a chance, kaiz.

Just give him a chance!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Friday 12 July 2019, 09:59:17 PM
I mean, if I had any doubts about being wrong about Sleeper being s***, they just got washed away by Beren defending it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 13 July 2019, 12:29:07 AM
Just accept that NO has jumped the shark. Be humbled that people want to interact with you outside of this place. You self aggrandizing c***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Monday 15 July 2019, 06:25:45 AM
Thread sank like a lead balloon over the weekend. Sleeper bollocks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 15 July 2019, 02:19:44 PM
@Shak is the FF draft normally on Saturday or Sunday evening?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 15 July 2019, 02:21:43 PM
Yes
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Monday 15 July 2019, 03:13:43 PM
Always been a Sunday.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Ash on Monday 15 July 2019, 04:34:45 PM
Rough idea on dates yet?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 15 July 2019, 04:36:41 PM
Pretty much has to be Aug 25 or Sep 1. Which is delightful as one is a long weekend in the UK and one is a long weekend in the US. Not great for wife-acceptance.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 15 July 2019, 05:01:09 PM
Also, if anyone who frequents this place has any interest in FF, let us know. We're not sure of the numbers right now, so no guarantees.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Monday 15 July 2019, 06:47:08 PM
Also, if anyone who frequents this place has any interest in FF, let us know. We're not sure of the numbers right now, so no guarantees.

Hi DAN
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Friday 19 July 2019, 07:29:51 PM
Tyreek Hill faces no repercussions. Shocked.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Sunday 21 July 2019, 08:47:15 PM
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 21 July 2019, 09:27:33 PM
Every time I look at the comments on these things I wince :anguish:. He explicitly threatens her on the tape, and even without the extra context you'd have thought that merited a suspenson. With the extra context, no suspension seems pretty crazy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Sunday 21 July 2019, 09:34:56 PM
The mental gymnastics of Chiefs Twitter is properly depressing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:08:46 PM
Broncos beat the Falcons and yet there's no s*** talk in this thread?  Come on boys, you're better than that. @Shak @SEMTEX
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:11:39 PM
Also, lets go Bills!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001038621/article/cole-beasley-i-wanted-more-freedom-in-my-routes

@Mike @Tomato Deuce
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:12:45 PM
Eat s***.

@Chrisjraby @Beren
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:15:14 PM
Poor Beren :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:16:07 PM
f*** Beren.

(In this thread. That's my dude elsewhere.)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:22:01 PM
Broncos beat the Falcons and yet there's no s*** talk in this thread?  Come on boys, you're better than that. @Shak @SEMTEX

literally no-one watched that game
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:48:43 PM
Did you just call me into a thread to tell me to eat s***?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 2 August 2019, 07:57:53 PM
Broncos beat the Falcons and yet there's no s*** talk in this thread?  Come on boys, you're better than that. @Shak @SEMTEX

literally no-one watched that game

I slogged through the highlights. :lol:

Really like Fangio, hope he isn’t s****.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Saturday 3 August 2019, 10:27:37 AM
Broncos beat the Falcons and yet there's no s*** talk in this thread?  Come on boys, you're better than that. @Shak @SEMTEX

Almost like this thread is solely dependant on fantasy football to be active.

#VetoSleeper
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 3 August 2019, 12:30:17 PM
Broncos beat the Falcons and yet there's no s*** talk in this thread?  Come on boys, you're better than that. @Shak @SEMTEX

Almost like this thread is solely dependant on fantasy football to be active.

#VetoSleeper

I figure the thread will basically just be me and Mike exchanging pleasantries and Bills news
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 3 August 2019, 01:10:12 PM
Broncos beat the Falcons and yet there's no s*** talk in this thread?  Come on boys, you're better than that. @Shak @SEMTEX

Almost like this thread is solely dependant on fantasy football to be active.

#VetoSleeper

:lol: Almost like it's barely f***ing preseason.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Saturday 3 August 2019, 01:16:48 PM
Nobody asked for your opinion Mike. Join FF or remain irrelevant.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Skeletor on Sunday 4 August 2019, 08:07:56 PM
Did a stadium tour of the Broncos stadium when I was in Denver a few weeks ago. Feel like I want to start following NFL now, especially as I now need something to fill the void left by Cashley FC's corpse.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 4 August 2019, 08:16:15 PM
Broncos you say?

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/873/411/ff3.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Sunday 4 August 2019, 08:25:00 PM
Welcome Skeletor :)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 5 August 2019, 10:02:43 PM
From NUFC to this, Skeletor...

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 12:54:34 AM
:memelol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Skeletor on Tuesday 6 August 2019, 01:25:32 AM
From NUFC to this, Skeletor...


I feel right at home :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 9 August 2019, 12:54:25 AM
I know, I know, pre-season and I know, I know, Redskins, but our first drive was hilariously good :lol:. Then we were all over them on their ball. Fun.

Baker and the firsts are now out of the game after two minutes :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 9 August 2019, 07:28:56 AM
:lol: Anyone shocked he's in here smiling? Already sick of this s***. f*** outta here, leffe.

Games vs the Redskins don't count.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Lush Vlad on Friday 9 August 2019, 08:34:05 AM
Watched the first ep of Hard Knocks.  I'm probably definitely being overly critical as it is the shithouse raiders.  But I don't remember a more insufferable pack of c***s than this lot. 

Gruden and Mark Davis have absolute nonce hair.  Davis in particular looks like some sort of squash. 
Jonathan Abram is painfully unfunny, but just keeps going even when the joke doesn't land.  He's like David Brent.
Derek Carr is a proper White Christian, worship the flag, model American.
Antonio Brown, what a player.  What a monumental helmet. 

It might just be his coaching style.  But one thing I found odd was how chilled Gruden was and how all of his players just talked s*** back to him all the while.  He seemed like he was trying to make a serious point and give a bollocking a few times, yet the players were just there yapping at him and answering back.  Always seems to be a massive respect the coach mentality in the NFL and almost a bit military.  This seemed more like Sunday league stuff.

I don't actually mind Gruden, TBH.  I just can't see past that barnet :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Friday 9 August 2019, 08:36:35 AM
:lol: Anyone shocked he's in here smiling? Already sick of this s***. f*** outta here, leffe.

Games vs the Redskins don't count.

How about that Christian Wade huh?  Could be the Bills year
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:03:51 AM
I'll wear your skin you f***ing coat rack.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:52:31 AM
:lol: Anyone shocked he's in here smiling? Already sick of this s***. f*** outta here, leffe.

Games vs the Redskins don't count.

:lol: I lasted precisely one pre-season drive.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 9 August 2019, 12:35:36 PM
:lol: Anyone shocked he's in here smiling? Already sick of this s***. f*** outta here, leffe.

Games vs the Redskins don't count.

:lol: I lasted precisely one pre-season drive.

I guess I best go check and see if any of our QBs still have knees. Football season-- humph.  :pilko:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 9 August 2019, 12:49:31 PM
:lol: Anyone shocked he's in here smiling? Already sick of this s***. f*** outta here, leffe.

Games vs the Redskins don't count.

:lol: I lasted precisely one pre-season drive.

Anyone watching beyond when the starters get pulled is insane. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 9 August 2019, 01:05:03 PM
:lol: Anyone shocked he's in here smiling? Already sick of this s***. f*** outta here, leffe.

Games vs the Redskins don't count.

:lol: I lasted precisely one pre-season drive.

Anyone watching beyond when the starters get pulled is insane. :lol:

I meant I lasted one drive before being a cock. There were some other guys I wanted to see afterwards so I half-watched the first three quarters.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 9 August 2019, 01:21:48 PM
I stand by what I said. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 9 August 2019, 06:42:23 PM
https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-washington-redskins-1837065916
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 9 August 2019, 06:42:50 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 9 August 2019, 07:26:25 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.

 :lol: It doesn't really bother me with the 'Skins because they are irredeemably trash. The O's are in a rebuild, man--a rebuild.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Friday 9 August 2019, 07:32:17 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.

 :smugdog:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 9 August 2019, 09:10:56 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.

 :lol: It doesn't really bother me with the 'Skins because they are irredeemably trash. The O's are in a rebuild, man--a rebuild.

How do you rebuild something that never was? 🤔
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Friday 9 August 2019, 09:46:22 PM
Watched the first ep of Hard Knocks.  I'm probably definitely being overly critical as it is the shithouse raiders.  But I don't remember a more insufferable pack of c***s than this lot. 

Gruden and Mark Davis have absolute nonce hair.  Davis in particular looks like some sort of squash. 
Jonathan Abram is painfully unfunny, but just keeps going even when the joke doesn't land.  He's like David Brent.
Derek Carr is a proper White Christian, worship the flag, model American.
Antonio Brown, what a player.  What a monumental helmet. 

It might just be his coaching style.  But one thing I found odd was how chilled Gruden was and how all of his players just talked s*** back to him all the while.  He seemed like he was trying to make a serious point and give a bollocking a few times, yet the players were just there yapping at him and answering back.  Always seems to be a massive respect the coach mentality in the NFL and almost a bit military.  This seemed more like Sunday league stuff.

I don't actually mind Gruden, TBH.  I just can't see past that barnet :lol:

The new rookie safety is such a tool. Not played in a snap in the NFL yet how is this big a prick already? :lol:

Davis' hair is proof that the Emperor's New Clothes ain't just a story. It's mad.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 9 August 2019, 09:58:37 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.

 :lol: It doesn't really bother me with the 'Skins because they are irredeemably trash. The O's are in a rebuild, man--a rebuild.

How do you rebuild something that never was? 🤔

 :lol: Christ, man, if you guys had your way the Yankees would be the only team in the league and just sit there on the diamond jerking each other off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Friday 9 August 2019, 10:07:40 PM
:spit:

Thread:


Pittsburgh are laughing their f***ing asses off :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:45:24 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.

 :lol: It doesn't really bother me with the 'Skins because they are irredeemably trash. The O's are in a rebuild, man--a rebuild.

How do you rebuild something that never was? 🤔

 :lol: Christ, man, if you guys had your way the Yankees would be the only team in the league and just sit there on the diamond jerking each other off.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:46:15 PM
:spit:

Thread:


Pittsburgh are laughing their f***ing asses off :lol: :lol:

Starting to think AB might be a bit of a dick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:47:41 PM
Tune in to the next episode of Hard Knocks if you want to know more!!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:48:09 PM
:anguish: I'm B-More's Raby, aren't I.

 :lol: It doesn't really bother me with the 'Skins because they are irredeemably trash. The O's are in a rebuild, man--a rebuild.

How do you rebuild something that never was? 🤔

 :lol: Christ, man, if you guys had your way the Yankees would be the only team in the league and just sit there on the diamond jerking each other off.

:lol: aka The good old days. *Orchestral Sinatra music rises in the background*
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 9 August 2019, 11:50:46 PM
Duke Johnson off to the Texans
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:02:54 AM
Impromptu trip to watch Saints - Vikings at the Superdome since our plans to head into the swamps got cancelled due to her having an allergic reaction and us spending our day at the hospital.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Ameritoon on Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:28:43 AM
I met AB for a 10 seconds at a house party the one year I went to Central Michigan. Disappointed to see I couldn't tell how much of a freak he was
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 02:27:26 AM
There's a match going on but all we've done is chug frozen pina coladas and eat gator burgers. Honestly couldn't tell you the current score. This is great.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 02:36:50 AM
There's been at least one touchdown.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 03:03:34 AM
We left at half time. f*** both those teams. Booooring.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:32:11 AM
I miss the old Kaz, the new one is a disgrace
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Pata on Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:47:19 AM
That was even actually pretty interesting game for a pre-season as Teddy played a half against his former team and all the other s*** between those two teams in nesr history. f*** Kaiz. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:51:24 AM
Still need to decide on a team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 07:46:50 PM
God I can’t wait for the NFL to be back.

Football (soccer) is dead, man. The f***ing state of it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 07:47:21 PM
Still need to decide on a team.

What are you looking for in a team?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 07:59:20 PM
Still need to decide on a team.

What are you looking for in a team?

Maximum amount of convicted child beaters, rapists and wife murderers.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:19:32 PM
Still need to decide on a team.

What are you looking for in a team?

Good question.  I do know not to pick the patriots as they are c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:25:44 PM
Correct.

Still leaves 31 teams. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:27:24 PM
Correct.

Still leaves 30 teams. :lol:

fyp since the Broncos also are c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:27:30 PM
Correct.

Still leaves 31 teams.

 

Let me have a think and i'll start asking some questions.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:28:33 PM
J-E-T-S
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:29:34 PM
Actually I'm planning to go to watch the giants when I'm in NYC in December. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:31:39 PM
We could use an obnoxious Jets fan to antagonize our long suffering Bills fans.

Promising young QB too... has a douchey face though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:37:25 PM
Neesy can read and I assume he bathes and walks upright, though. Can't be a Jets fan.

Nees, do you have four legs, or two legs and two arms? How you reply will determine if you can support the Jets.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:41:53 PM
Eating nits out of back hair is:

1) Reprehensible
2) A bit familiar as far as "Hello" goes

Put the following puzzle together:

STJE

1) Jest
2) HIM HAVE FIRE HELMET, HE GET SPEAK, ME NO ALLOWED SPELL TEAM FIRST.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:43:38 PM
See how annoyed he’ll be? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:44:57 PM
George RR Martin and Larry David are big Jets fans.

Don’t google other famous Jets fans. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:46:24 PM
:lol: Neesy and I have a lovely relationship of feigned acrimony built upon a well concealed foundation of respect.

His being a fan of those f***ing mutants will destroy that completely.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:47:32 PM
George RR Martin and Larry David are big Jets fans.

Don’t google other famous Jets fans. :lol:

Literally every fat in windbreakers screwfaced c*** that played an extra on the Sopranos? Most of the murderers in this state?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:48:21 PM
The Jets fans registry and the sex offenders near you website are two urls pointing to the same spot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:50:58 PM
George RR Martin and Larry David are big Jets fans.

Don’t google other famous Jets fans. :lol:

Literally every fat in windbreakers screwfaced c*** that played an extra on the Sopranos? Most of the murderers in this state?

Kevin James and Adam Sandler :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:51:04 PM
If you pick the Jets I hope you go to a game. Worst thing I can say. I hope you surround yourself with them. I want you to know what it's like. I wish three hours of overhearing them interact with each other upon you.

If you ever found a genie in a lamp and you were like "I wish the world was a better place" unless you were standing here to see them vaporize like Infinity War, you'd think the Genie was full of s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:52:04 PM
George RR Martin and Larry David are big Jets fans.

Don’t google other famous Jets fans. :lol:

Literally every fat in windbreakers screwfaced c*** that played an extra on the Sopranos? Most of the murderers in this state?

Kevin James and Adam Sandler :lol:

Those two are the famous, reasonably erudite versions of the asshole screaming JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS on the f***ing highway while everyone else prays for some black ice and natural selection.

Go on and be a fan of them then, Nees. Have fun.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:52:24 PM
The f***ing Jets, ffs. f*** off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:53:27 PM
f*** you, neesy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Kaizero on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:55:43 PM
If you ever found a genie in a lamp and you were like "I wish the world was a better place" unless you were standing here to see them vaporize like Infinity War, you'd think the Genie was full of s***.

Honestly one of the best insults I've seen :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:56:08 PM
f*** you, neesy.

I beg your pardon?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:58:44 PM
:lol: :lol: That escalated quickly.

He's cussing your team, nees.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:59:30 PM
:lol: I see he's considering the Giants, actually.

They're aiight.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:00:49 PM
Ashley to Gettleman :lol: Seems harsh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:33:10 PM
Ashley to Gettleman :lol: Seems harsh.

Could be worse, though Beren. Much worse.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:35:36 PM
Just waiting for BMore’s music to hit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:38:00 PM
Just waiting for BMore’s music to hit.

*glass shatters*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

:lol: You know it's 100 percent love, B-More.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:54:25 PM
:lol: Mike
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 11 August 2019, 12:29:38 AM
Has Mike finally lost it :lol:?!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 11 August 2019, 03:58:56 AM
Do we have a Giants fan already?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Sunday 11 August 2019, 07:45:48 AM
Decky and RodneyCisse apparently.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 11 August 2019, 08:05:53 AM
So no :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 11 August 2019, 08:06:31 AM
Has Mike finally lost it :lol:?!

All your years of needle, just had to mention the Jets once. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 11 August 2019, 08:55:17 AM
Has Mike finally lost it :lol:?!

All your years of needle, just had to mention the Jets once. :lol:

Would never have assumed that would be his button; he took the Bon Jovi news better than this :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:02:44 AM
I’m converting to The Browns, OBJ 4 lyf
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:11:30 AM
Too late to jump on the brownwagon IMO, they’re actually good now.

On paper. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:30:53 AM
Did I need to get that statement in before the first pre season game?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:31:50 AM
Sounds like yes.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:38:18 AM
I’ll just stay in the closet on that one and endure the Giants again  :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Fatwax on Monday 12 August 2019, 10:12:40 AM
Really think about the team you want guys, don’t just random it..

...that’s how you end up as a Panthers fan like me.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 12 August 2019, 11:35:22 AM
Panthers were decent last season until Cam's arm fell off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Fatwax on Monday 12 August 2019, 01:13:27 PM
Got to the super bowl the other year and bombed it as well.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 15 August 2019, 02:14:29 PM
Important fantasy football article (https://slate.com/culture/2019/08/do-running-backs-matter-nfl-football-debate-philosopher.html)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: KDT on Monday 19 August 2019, 03:51:43 PM
I’ll probably not be able to join the draft until about 9.30 on a Sunday. Is it possible for me to just join at that time and start to draft with a full budget with whatever players are still left?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: mozy on Monday 19 August 2019, 03:55:40 PM
You'll be on autodraft until then so make sure you're happy with your player values going in.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: KDT on Monday 19 August 2019, 03:58:27 PM
You'll be on autodraft until then so make sure you're happy with your player values going in.

If I join the draft at 8pm but don’t start bidding until I’m able to when I’m back in the house that should stop the auto bids yeah?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 19 August 2019, 03:59:48 PM
I’ll probably not be able to join the draft until about 9.30 on a Sunday. Is it possible for me to just join at that time and start to draft with a full budget with whatever players are still left?

I think the only way you could do that would be to set all your Autobid values to zero. The problem then would be that you’d really HAVE to make it during the draft. Plus all the top guys will presumably be gone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Monday 19 August 2019, 04:01:12 PM
You'll be on autodraft until then so make sure you're happy with your player values going in.

If I join the draft at 8pm but don’t start bidding until I’m able to when I’m back in the house that should stop the auto bids yeah?

It might blip you to autodraft mode if you fail to nominate a player. Maybe.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Monday 19 August 2019, 04:14:20 PM
You'll be on autodraft until then so make sure you're happy with your player values going in.

If I join the draft at 8pm but don’t start bidding until I’m able to when I’m back in the house that should stop the auto bids yeah?

It might blip you to autodraft mode if you fail to nominate a player. Maybe.

Might do, yeah.

Maybe join the draft, stick a load of players in your auto-nominate column and that might do the trick?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: neesy111 on Monday 19 August 2019, 05:11:25 PM
I've picked the Giants.  What do I do now?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Monday 19 August 2019, 05:23:30 PM
Endure.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: mozy on Monday 19 August 2019, 05:36:27 PM
Learn to love Eli Manning's (Daniel Jones') face.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Monday 19 August 2019, 05:53:26 PM
I've picked the Giants.  What do I do now?

Regret.

Then inexplicably win Super Bowls.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Sima on Tuesday 20 August 2019, 06:59:52 AM
Eli beating Brady is one of life's great mysteries.

Crop circle level s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 24 August 2019, 11:10:35 AM
So. Much. Cheese.  :lol:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 24 August 2019, 08:36:47 PM
I think my values are all f***ed up. We get $200, right?

Who the f*** is Sony Michel. :lol: I feel like Rip Van Winkle.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 24 August 2019, 09:12:06 PM
 :lol: JuJu Smith-Schuster? I mean, what the absolute f***?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 24 August 2019, 09:16:41 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Saturday 24 August 2019, 09:29:13 PM
:lol:

Yeah, $200.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 25 August 2019, 03:27:37 AM
Andrew Luck retiring. Wow.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Sunday 25 August 2019, 04:08:16 AM
Colts fans booed him off the field after finding out. :lol: That's a healthy reaction.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Pata on Sunday 25 August 2019, 06:00:11 AM
Colts fans booed him off the field after finding out. :lol: That's a healthy reaction.

It’s two weeks to the start of the season and they were expected to do well. I would boo his ass off too. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Sunday 25 August 2019, 06:20:56 AM
Holy crap that's nuts
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 25 August 2019, 06:59:07 AM
Boooooooooo.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Sima on Sunday 25 August 2019, 07:57:27 AM
At least this means I won’t draft him then he either gets injured or turns to complete s****.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 25 August 2019, 08:30:08 AM
Reading some stories about how people drafted Luck and Miller and they retired/got injured minutes later. You'd be furious. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Beren on Sunday 25 August 2019, 08:51:39 AM
Forget fantasy, I bet there was a s*** ton of futures money on the Colts to win the AFC South/conference. Ouch.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Flip on Sunday 25 August 2019, 08:56:17 AM
Anypne know how to change autodraft values on the app? Trying to safe it here in case my wifi dies.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 25 August 2019, 09:16:47 AM
f***ing hell, that’s a shocker about Luck.

Feel for the guy, so much ability but injuries killed him.

Indy might be about to fall ass backwards into another #1 overall pick... a year too soon for Dexter Lawrence at least. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: DMC on Sunday 25 August 2019, 09:17:37 AM
Considering how often Luck has been injured in hi 9yr career I’m not surprised he’s decided to wrap, he’s always struck me as a smart fella
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: KDT on Sunday 25 August 2019, 09:46:31 AM
Woah that’s absolutely mental about Luck retiring, he’s undefeated against us.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 25 August 2019, 09:54:04 AM
Anypne know how to change autodraft values on the app? Trying to safe it here in case my wifi dies.

Can’t figure it out, not sure it’s possible.

Any way if doing it on the ESPN site? It always works fine on Safari on my phone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Shak on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:55:52 AM
:lol:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 25 August 2019, 02:47:34 PM
Colts fans booed him off the field after finding out. :lol: That's a healthy reaction.

Colts fans are Jets fans who got lost on the way to Chicago because they couldn’t read the map.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Sunday 25 August 2019, 03:07:33 PM
Colts fans booed him off the field after finding out. :lol: That's a healthy reaction.

Colts fans are Jets fans who got lost on the way to Chicago because they couldn’t read the map.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Looking for a new sport?
Post by: Mike on Sunday 25 August 2019, 03:27:53 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/4fd583233a1afa7f27fa7df7a486b79b/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 25 August 2019, 04:39:14 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 25 August 2019, 04:54:12 PM
How is everybody doing out there in Eastern Europe?

Got to choose my draft tipple. Only half-decent beer left in the seems to be a bottle of Great Lakes porter and some Sam Adams Oktoberfest.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Sunday 25 August 2019, 06:50:39 PM
How is everybody doing out there in Eastern Europe?

Got to choose my draft tipple. Only half-decent beer left in the seems to be a bottle of Great Lakes porter and some Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

I feel like the wifi will f*** me up at some point.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 25 August 2019, 06:59:38 PM
How is everybody doing out there in Eastern Europe?

Got to choose my draft tipple. Only half-decent beer left in the seems to be a bottle of Great Lakes porter and some Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

I've a few tins of Rockshore and you've made me feel like a peasant.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Sunday 25 August 2019, 07:25:35 PM
Wonder what RB I’ll abandon my draft strategy for this year :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: thomas on Sunday 25 August 2019, 07:49:27 PM
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 25 August 2019, 09:10:48 PM
Unlucky colts fans
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: KDT on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:02:41 PM
Unlucky colts fans

2 year tank for Lawrence knowing their luck.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Sima on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:17:53 PM
$34 for Rodgers f***ed the rest of my draft completely.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:20:49 PM
Come at me with those offers
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: KDT on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:24:08 PM
What a farce.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:26:43 PM
Reading some stories about how people drafted Luck and Miller and they retired/got injured minutes later. You'd be furious. :lol:

KDT ending up with both :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: KDT on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:27:51 PM
Reading some stories about how people drafted Luck and Miller and they retired/got injured minutes later. You'd be furious. :lol:

KDT ending up with both :lol:

and a WR who can’t find a helmet.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Pata on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:30:11 PM
4 autopicks and plan out of the window inside two minutes after spending everything on Bell and Hopkins. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: KDT on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:31:12 PM
4 autopicks and plan out of the window inside two minutes after spending everything on Bell and Hopkins. :lol:

Hopkins for Brown yeah? Cool.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:35:47 PM
Looking to trade an RB for a WR.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: mozy on Sunday 25 August 2019, 10:38:15 PM
My TE situation is... interesting.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:07:42 PM
New ESPN layout is f***ing garbage.

f***ing hell :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:14:15 PM
New ESPN layout is f***ing garbage.

f***ing hell :lol:

Might just be my laptop, but it takes f***ing forever to do anything too.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:15:13 PM
The Final Standing Projection is amusing though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:18:36 PM
What's the purpose of having the only QB worth anything when the rest of my team is s***?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:19:00 PM
New ESPN layout is f***ing garbage.

f***ing hell :lol:

Might just be my laptop, but it takes f***ing forever to do anything too.

I’ve resorted to using the app.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:20:42 PM
What's the purpose of having the only QB worth anything when the rest of my team is s***?

Trades, my good man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:22:31 PM
Beren's team looks really good.

I was a bit annoyed that I could only see what 14 teams had left, and there didn't seem to be an option to change the number shown there to "highest bid". The "skip" option should have come back too. Otherwise the draft was fine on my laptop.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 25 August 2019, 11:22:49 PM
New ESPN layout is f***ing garbage.

f***ing hell :lol:

Might just be my laptop, but it takes f***ing forever to do anything too.

I’ve resorted to using the app.

Going to give that a go later.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:11:44 AM
Beren's team looks really good.

Surprised your keyboard didn't dry up and crack into dust typing this accursed s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:14:57 AM
Beren's team looks really good.

Surprised your keyboard didn't dry up and crack into dust typing this accursed s***.

:lol: It does! Lots of R&D gone into that. Mine actually looks worse than my 20-team line-up from last year, and that wasn't amazing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:22:41 AM
Beren's team looks really good.

Surprised your keyboard didn't dry up and crack into dust typing this accursed s***.

:lol: It does! Lots of R&D gone into that. Mine actually looks worse than my 20-team line-up from last year, and that wasn't amazing.

:lol: Beren sat in Drago's gym filling dossiers like he's not just gonna get treated like he knows f*** all regardless. :aww:

I can't name five NFL players and this fact isn't even going to slow the abuse down one mph.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:04:46 AM
Probably could do with a better WR like...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:21:40 AM
Probably could do with a better WR like...

True enough, although I really like Godwin and Samuel might have a breakout year. Lot of ifs and buts though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Monday 26 August 2019, 06:12:14 AM
Where's the trade block on this thing now?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Monday 26 August 2019, 06:25:36 AM
Kinda regret the whole draft. But being on the phone f***ed it all up.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 26 August 2019, 09:31:31 AM
I was sleeping in a Days Inn for half of it, 'cause the f***ing Arizona cops spent half our night searching our car and luggage for drugs. I feel like they should do like the rest of the cops that's stopped us for speeding in other states so far and just let us go 'cause the driver is hot and they find it fun to spend five minutes explaining to her what color the speed sogns have and where on the dashboard she can check her speed, knowing full well she's driving 50 mph over the limit 'cause she don't give no f***s, not 'cause she can't read speed signs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 26 August 2019, 09:34:26 AM
If we ever got stopped by a lady cop, we'd be dead meat. Playing with fire.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:17:26 PM
Probably could do with a better WR like...

True enough, although I really like Godwin and Samuel might have a breakout year. Lot of ifs and buts though.

Was talking about MYSELF lef. Not everything is about you. It’s about ME.

But aye, wouldn’t mind losing tevin Coleman and gaining something at WR
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:32:07 PM
Can anyone else find the trading block?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:39:04 PM
All my players are on the block. Can all be had cheaply except for Davante.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Monday 26 August 2019, 12:55:24 PM
I'm interested in Kerryon if you can think of anything.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:15:36 PM
@Coco @Beren

Just FYI gentlemen. You two don’t play me this year. In case it affects your trade preferences...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:30:45 PM
Probably could do with a better WR like...

True enough, although I really like Godwin and Samuel might have a breakout year. Lot of ifs and buts though.

Was talking about MYSELF lef. Not everything is about you. It’s about ME.

But aye, wouldn’t mind losing tevin Coleman and gaining something at WR

:lol: Actually thought you were talking about Beren. I guess that’s what happens when Shak hogs the WRs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:47:05 PM
I’m looking for an RB. I have Tyreek, Amari Cooper, TY Hilton, Calvin Ridley and DJax at WR, all available and listed in order of how highly I value them.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: mozy on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:51:21 PM
Just don't trade with him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Coco on Monday 26 August 2019, 02:54:43 PM
Can anyone else find the trading block?

Whatever they've done to the app, I can't see it. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:00:50 PM
Just to confirm - Rob Gronkowski is retired, right?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: mozy on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:03:45 PM
For now he is. But it's worth a shot he comes back given the rest of the TE market.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:05:39 PM
:thup: I strongly hope that plan works. Assuming he's pretty unlikely to play Week 1.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:13:36 PM
Seems the trade block is gone...

Sleeper? :lol:

Reckon we follow Dan’s lead and try to advertise trades on the league message board.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:46:10 PM
I was more than happy to remain on ESPN. Then they tried to catch up with Sleeper and now it's 10x worse :lol: the mobile app is okay but I can't search for players which is fairly essential/s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:51:10 PM
Feel free to blame Froggy & Kaizero for the decision to stick with ESPN. It was definitely nothing to do with the malaise of the LM quartet.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Monday 26 August 2019, 03:53:40 PM
Seems the trade block is gone...

Sleeper? :lol:

Reckon we follow Dan’s lead and try to advertise trades on the league message board.

Redraft sunday and on sleeper.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 26 August 2019, 04:04:49 PM
I've got a sweltering rubbish bin if anybody wants to make offers.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 26 August 2019, 04:12:19 PM
B-more low-key put together a fairly solid team. Not a single Skins player, which was wise and I’m sure deliberate.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 26 August 2019, 04:15:11 PM
B-more low-key put together a fairly solid team. Not a single Skins player, which was wise and I’m sure deliberate.

I've got Andy Dalton's stupid face looking back at me from my roster, though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Monday 26 August 2019, 05:50:47 PM
I was more than happy to remain on ESPN. Then they tried to catch up with Sleeper and now it's 10x worse :lol: the mobile app is okay but I can't search for players which is fairly essential/s***.

Of course you can search for players ffs. :lol: My team, players, search.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Monday 26 August 2019, 05:54:24 PM
The search function doesn't bring up my keyboard when I click into it. I'll try reinstalling the app later.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: mozy on Monday 26 August 2019, 06:04:39 PM
My draft strategy was supposed to be to wait and end up with good depth. It's silly what the draft does to you.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 26 August 2019, 06:08:17 PM
Quite pleased with my team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 04:08:50 AM
No trades so far ffs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 09:04:56 AM
Just want to say that ESPN has me and pata as the worst rosters while fantasypros has me and bmore as the top rosters. So next one to suggest a trade based on rankings can do one.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 09:39:18 AM
You tell 'em Flip.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 09:46:44 AM
A friendly reminder that it's nice to respond to PM's/trade offers. I've sent a couple through that have been rejected with no explanation. Running them through trade analysers would suggest they're balanced or lopsided in the other persons favour.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 09:50:15 AM
Trading etiquette, god I've missed this. :lol:

 I think if you get a prompt response, you've done well.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 09:52:28 AM
Frightening starters you have Froggy. Desperately hope the Chiefs have a committee at RB :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 09:55:49 AM
Frightening starters you have Froggy. Desperately hope the Chiefs have a committee at RB :lol: :lol:

They won't. Need to keep everyone healthy though. I had Gurley and Conner heading to the playoffs last season and it all went to s***. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 10:51:04 AM
A friendly reminder that it's nice to respond to PM's/trade offers. I've sent a couple through that have been rejected with no explanation. Running them through trade analysers would suggest they're balanced or lopsided in the other persons favour.

Direct offers can just be rejected IMO.

Should always respond to a PM though, just basic manners for anyone who isn’t a pig.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 11:36:30 AM
Leffe sent feelers out and then just left me hanging as well. Unlike him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 12:27:58 PM
Now imagine you’re sending him messages about LM stuff. He’s a liability. Rumours are that he proposed Sleeper.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 04:48:42 PM
Trading etiquette, god I've missed this. :lol:

 I think if you get a prompt response, you've done well.

Dear Beren,

Thank you for your recent trade inquiry. Though I ultimately decided not to pursue a transaction, I found your proposals quite reasonable and the basis for them well considered.

Please do not take my decision as indicative of any general reluctance to do business together. Quite to the contrary, it would be to my great delight to pursue mutually beneficial trades with you in the near future.

Best wishes for a successful season,

B-more
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 04:50:45 PM
:smitten: :smitten:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 04:56:02 PM
(https://i.gifer.com/MXW0.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 27 August 2019, 05:41:33 PM
Beren,

You can’t have Myles Garrett,

f*** off,

L
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Sima on Thursday 29 August 2019, 12:20:45 AM
Can someone change the team I support on the OP? Ditched the 49ers years ago for the Bills.

f*** knows why...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Thursday 29 August 2019, 12:42:40 AM
:thup:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 29 August 2019, 12:44:32 AM
:lol: What is wrong with you people?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Thursday 29 August 2019, 02:04:40 AM
:lol: What is wrong with you people?

:lol: Please be more specific.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: CFlan on Thursday 29 August 2019, 02:12:36 AM
Stick me down for the Jets.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Thursday 29 August 2019, 02:16:18 AM
Stick me down for the Jets.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qEaq3bcwTxfIxlS/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: CFlan on Thursday 29 August 2019, 03:03:55 AM
That one of our players?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Thursday 29 August 2019, 03:05:21 AM
:lol: Your players think cameras steal your soul, so there aren't any photos of your roster.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: CFlan on Thursday 29 August 2019, 03:11:18 AM
I’m not going all in as I barely watch NFL but I’m off weekends now so need some interest until NBA starts up.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Thursday 29 August 2019, 03:13:34 AM
:lol: Picking the Jets was a bold move. No one on this board knows how to pick teams.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: CFlan on Thursday 29 August 2019, 03:53:40 AM
Got to stay in New York so it was between Darnold or Jones for me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Sima on Thursday 29 August 2019, 08:49:56 AM
:thup:

:lol:

Just seen the edit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Lush Vlad on Thursday 29 August 2019, 09:50:39 AM
Can you stick me down for the London Sillynannies and not the Chargers, please. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Friday 30 August 2019, 01:01:54 PM
The Final Standing Projection is amusing though.

Just saw this. Lots of movement based on I don't know what :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Friday 30 August 2019, 02:42:14 PM
The Final Standing Projection is amusing though.

Just saw this. Lots of movement based on I don't know what :lol:

Guess that has something to do with injuries. I climbed four spots on Josh Gordon getting a projected Gw1 score. I imagine  if Melvin Gordon comes back Im all the way up to first.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Friday 30 August 2019, 05:19:23 PM
Try not to get too excited about that trade lads.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 August 2019, 05:22:22 PM
Aye it’s not what I was envisioning for our first trade like.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: neesy111 on Friday 30 August 2019, 05:28:25 PM
Saw the giants beat the patriots the other day.  Go giants.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 30 August 2019, 05:54:46 PM
You can tell someone is a fake fan when they make any reference whatsoever to preseason.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: neesy111 on Friday 30 August 2019, 05:57:07 PM
You can tell someone is a fake fan when they make any reference whatsoever to preseason.

Yeap. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 12:27:24 AM
We went 4-0 and none of us are dumb enough to expect anything good. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 31 August 2019, 05:20:02 AM
We went 4-0 and none of us are dumb enough to expect anything good. :lol:

No s***, did we really? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Sima on Saturday 31 August 2019, 08:16:38 AM
We went 4-0 and none of us are dumb enough to expect anything good. :lol:

What kind of shitshow gives away two safetys in a pre-season game?  Was the B team the opposistion?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 31 August 2019, 08:56:24 AM
You boys bought your Wade jerseys yet?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 09:14:07 AM
We went 4-0 and none of us are dumb enough to expect anything good. :lol:

No s***, did we really? :lol:

:lol: According to the subreddit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 09:14:37 AM
You boys bought your Wade jerseys yet?

Are you talking to us?

I'mma cut my name into you.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 31 August 2019, 01:02:32 PM
Raby i will wear your teeth as a necklace
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:41:06 PM
Schefter: LeSean McCoy cut
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:44:58 PM
Hmmm. :lol: Genuinely no idea how to feel.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:49:36 PM
Progress stopper gone. Good thing for your new rookie RB. Bills should be low-key optimistic this year IMO.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:52:00 PM
Progress stopper gone. Good thing for your new rookie RB. Bills should be low-key optimistic this year IMO.

:lol: The source of this information makes me feel obligated to doubt it. It's been a few years since you've become a fan and you're dead invested in the sport and you're 100 percent a Seahawks fan, but still. First impressions linger.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:52:05 PM
Meanwhile the immortal Frank Gore lives on :lol: and that Wade dude Raby has been rubbing you about could make the 53
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:54:54 PM
and that Wade dude Raby has been rubbing you about could make the 53

So we cut MIKE all over his body and plucked out his teeth for no reason? I was gonna say something about prolapsing his throat and maybe call him a fuckslug. So we're in the wrong here, Beren?

Sorry, Rabs. Deuce give him his teeth back.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:55:59 PM
:lol: :lol: "fuckslug"
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 02:57:09 PM
:lol: :lol: "fuckslug"

:lol: f***ing right?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 31 August 2019, 03:04:42 PM
Goddammit Beren :lol:

*tosses Raby’s teeth to the floor in front of him like dog biscuits*
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 31 August 2019, 03:07:11 PM
:lol: I woke up this morning and could feel it in my waters that Wade was gonna be your boy...

Didn't even know you had Gore :yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Froggy on Saturday 31 August 2019, 03:10:57 PM
Flip is going to end up with a bargain.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Flip on Saturday 31 August 2019, 03:33:26 PM
Flip is going to end up with a bargain.

That or only Kerryon as RB :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 04:09:45 PM
Clowney being traded to Seattle on a one year rental apparently. Subject to player medicals of those involved in the trade. Hoping it's not much more than a 3rd or 4th, but need help with Jarran Reed suspended for 6 games and Frank Clark gone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 31 August 2019, 05:00:22 PM
Clowney being traded to Seattle on a one year rental apparently. Subject to player medicals of those involved in the trade. Hoping it's not much more than a 3rd or 4th, but need help with Jarran Reed suspended for 6 games and Frank Clark gone.

Congrats on surviving the glory hunting and cementing yourself as a fan against all our expectations :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Pata on Saturday 31 August 2019, 09:28:01 PM
Devin Singletary.  :pedro:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Pata on Saturday 31 August 2019, 09:29:24 PM
Sadly a great move by the Seahawks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 10:00:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPQT2Ia8fU
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 10:01:47 PM
*tosses Raby’s teeth to the floor in front of him like dog biscuits*

:mackems:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 10:34:31 PM
Holy s*** the Texans are tilting like f***. Got to be worth putting a cheeky call in offering a 2nd round pick for Hopkins at this point if you're a sensible GM.

They just traded two firsts and a second for the Dolphins LT and Kenny Stills.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 31 August 2019, 10:55:02 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPQT2Ia8fU

:lol: like that now is it.

https://youtu.be/FCJFmL4oxPE
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:01:03 PM
Holy s*** the Texans are tilting like f***. Got to be worth putting a cheeky call in offering a 2nd round pick for Hopkins at this point if you're a sensible GM.

They just traded two firsts and a second for the Dolphins LT and Kenny Stills.

He’s an outstanding LT to be fair and they’re probably banking on them being two late 1sts.

Their line was a disgrace last year, they’ll get Watson killed pretty quickly unless it improves.

They should have got Drake out of it too, mind. I’d have appreciated that. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:02:20 PM
:lol: like that now is it.

https://youtu.be/FCJFmL4oxPE

:lol: Comebacks in 480p. We're too dead to kill, motherfucker.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:04:18 PM
Dolphins are absolutely loaded with picks. Have there been such blatant tanks before?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:05:12 PM
Holy s*** the Texans are tilting like f***. Got to be worth putting a cheeky call in offering a 2nd round pick for Hopkins at this point if you're a sensible GM.

They just traded two firsts and a second for the Dolphins LT and Kenny Stills.

He’s an outstanding LT to be fair and they’re probably banking on them being two late 1sts.

Their line was a disgrace last year, they’ll get Watson killed pretty quickly unless it improves.

They should have got Drake out of it too, mind. I’d have appreciated that. :lol:

Agree they need to keep Watson from getting hit so much but that is a massive draft haul for one spot on a terrible line.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:06:56 PM
The remarkable thing about that play is how f***ing simple it was. Like nobody on the Bills anticipated they might try an old lateral.

Just throws it left and the guy runs directly to the endzone. Two blockers there with nothing to do at all. Reasonably confident I could have run that in without being tackled. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:07:24 PM
Dolphins are absolutely loaded with picks. Have there been such blatant tanks before?

The Browns.

Which is why. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:08:54 PM
Just realised we play the Texans first game, so Stills will obviously go off against us as we shipped him out to the Fins!

:lol: Comebacks in 480p. We're too dead to kill, motherfucker.

4-0 baby, Josh Allen for MVP
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Beren on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:09:14 PM
Immediately thought of the Browns but I think Hue might have actually been trying the whole time :lol: :lol:

I guess Sashi knew that wouldn't matter a jot though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:10:15 PM
The remarkable thing about that play is how f***ing simple it was. Like nobody on the Bills anticipated they might try an old lateral.

Just throws it left and the guy runs directly to the endzone. Two blockers there with nothing to do at all. Reasonably confident I could have run that in without being tackled. :lol:

iirc that kinda s*** didn't happen often back then. Also Go f*** Yourself.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Mike on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:10:37 PM
Just realised we play the Texans first game, so Stills will obviously go off against us as we shipped him out to the Fins!

:lol: Comebacks in 480p. We're too dead to kill, motherfucker.

4-0 baby, Josh Allen for MVP

:lol: You must not like your teeth, fuckslug.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: KDT on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:23:24 PM
That’s expensive for Tunsil for 1 year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Luck Retires
Post by: Shak on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:52:01 PM
That’s expensive for Tunsil for 1 year.

Two years, isn’t it?

Then they’ll have the franchise tag, which barring injury he’ll likely be well worth paying.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got CUT
Post by: Shak on Saturday 31 August 2019, 11:52:45 PM
The remarkable thing about that play is how f***ing simple it was. Like nobody on the Bills anticipated they might try an old lateral.

Just throws it left and the guy runs directly to the endzone. Two blockers there with nothing to do at all. Reasonably confident I could have run that in without being tackled. :lol:

iirc that kinda s*** didn't happen often back then. Also Go f*** Yourself.

You’re so feisty at this time of year. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got CUT
Post by: Beren on Sunday 1 September 2019, 07:05:23 AM
Shady signs with the Chiefs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got CUT
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 1 September 2019, 07:53:09 AM
Shady signs with the Chiefs.

The last 24 hours have been terrible for me fantasy wise.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got CUT
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 1 September 2019, 12:02:48 PM
Shady signs with the Chiefs.

The last 24 hours have been terrible for me fantasy wise.

There you go Froggy, you can have Darwin :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got CUT
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 1 September 2019, 02:02:45 PM
Shady signs with the Chiefs.

The last 24 hours have been terrible for me fantasy wise.

There you go Froggy, you can have Darwin :lol:.

You're alright. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: Beren on Sunday 1 September 2019, 03:10:52 PM
Saints inject some extra cuntery into their defence. Kiki Alonso acquired from the Dolphins.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 1 September 2019, 05:09:32 PM
What an odd move.  Maybe we're hoping to come top of the penalties table for next year or something?  Lets go Bills.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: Shak on Sunday 1 September 2019, 09:18:05 PM
Chargers have postponed talks with Gordon until after the season... he’s gone until Week 10 most likely.

Sorry Flip :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: Flip on Sunday 1 September 2019, 10:24:53 PM
Chargers have postponed talks with Gordon until after the season... he’s gone until Week 10 most likely.

Sorry Flip :lol:

Im all good. Picked up his handcuff and am expecting Shady to be the #1 RB in fantasy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: Shak on Sunday 1 September 2019, 10:47:46 PM
I’m not sure which of those statements is more misguided :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 1 September 2019, 10:53:45 PM
I’m not sure which of those statements is more misguided :lol:

"Im all good", obviously.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Shady got SIGNED
Post by: Mike on Sunday 1 September 2019, 11:26:36 PM
:aww: Class to see that wor Flip is still utterly mental.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Monday 2 September 2019, 09:03:46 AM
:aww: Class to see that wor Flip is still utterly mental.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Monday 2 September 2019, 09:27:37 AM
Seriously hope Mike occasionally speaks like that in real life.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Monday 2 September 2019, 09:45:51 AM
Quote
Telesco added that he’s comfortable with having Ekeler as his every-down back. Ekeler formed a strong duo with Gordon last season as a change-of-pace back.

https://www.ocregister.com/2019/09/01/chargers-postpone-contract-extension-talks-with-rb-melvin-gordon/

Yee-haa.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Monday 2 September 2019, 09:46:49 AM
Yeah and there’s no reason for him to lie there, is there?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Monday 2 September 2019, 09:50:58 AM
We'll find out Sunday. :lol:

Actions definitely speak louder than words, and he got 18 and 17 touches on the ground and through the air, in the two weeks he filled in for MG last year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Lush Vlad on Monday 2 September 2019, 01:32:54 PM
Ekeler will be on IR/dead by week 4 if he is used as a workhorse back.  Hasn't got the frame for it. 

Is Gordon going to manage a trade, I wonder?  Potential new team for me wherever he rocks up.   

Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 02:49:02 PM
Do we need to field full teams every week?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:15:12 PM
Do we need to field full teams every week?


Yes.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:20:20 PM
What is the penalty for failure to do so?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:24:13 PM
Rape.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:25:20 PM
Or something.

Dunno.

LMs discussing it. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:26:26 PM
Jesus :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:27:51 PM
The most viable suggestion so far seems to be Dan’s “maybe just tell Beren to f*** off”.

I should probably respond.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 03:29:09 PM
Too common to be a sufficient disincentive IMO. Good starting point though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 04:31:16 PM
Last year it was drop a player to the waiver wire. This year it should be drop your stud. Really set an example.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 04:45:16 PM
I don’t like Beren’s tone, frankly.

I’ll drop Carson, that’ll show him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 04:47:45 PM
For what infinitesimally little it's worth, I disagree with the rule.

I think people should be able to manage their rosters to their ultimate benefit, howsoever they choose. If you are doing well enough you can do without playing a IDP in a week, you have earned that decision. Equally, if you don't want to drop a perceived stud/stash because of multiple players on bye week, it should be your risk to manage and not strongarm you into making a trade which stymies your long term plans.

The fairness of "strength of schedules" argument, I think, holds less sway given that everyone doesn't play everyone. Someone could avoid teams who finish 15th and 16th entirely, and someone else could face the bottom 13.

As long as people are doing it in their own (perceived) best interest and no one else's, I don't see the problem.

I'm saying it now before the season starts, as it'd create (more) antipathy if it was raised as an issue midway through a season.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 04:59:35 PM
f*** off Beren
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 05:43:49 PM
This is what you get when you gradually stop abusing someone. Look at all that bass in his voice, ffs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Kaizero on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 05:48:31 PM
Beren is back to being Buscemi.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 05:53:07 PM
I do think Beren has a point but I’m too jaded to get into it. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 05:58:38 PM
I do think Beren has a point but I’m too jaded to get into it. :lol:

:lol: Didn't even read it, tbh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 05:59:24 PM
:lol: Def getting old because I feel the need to :rose: @Beren here, which is fairly gutting.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 06:05:44 PM
:lol: Def getting old because I feel the need to :rose: @Beren here, which is fairly gutting.

Absolutely no need but appreciated all the same :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 06:14:08 PM
:lol: Def getting old because I feel the need to :rose: @Beren here, which is fairly gutting.

Absolutely no need but appreciated all the same :lol:

:lol: Get Demon Slayer watched you f***ing prick. It's MHA levels. You made me say this in the NFL thread.

:rose:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: thomas on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 06:46:59 PM
This is what it feels like when a hawk sees a mouse on crutches and thinks “nah. Not today.” :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 06:50:08 PM
:lol: :lol: f*** you too.

Consigned my soul to God posting anime s*** in here. :lol: f***ing Beren.

I think I can take what I expect to receive.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: mozy on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:23:50 PM
f***s sake :lol: Don't trade with Shak, you get screwed.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:31:02 PM
f***s sake :lol: Don't trade with Shak, you get screwed.

Tbh Shak wanted more and I consulted with other before pulling the trigger. Based on everyrhing i win this trade especially when Adams breaks his leg.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:35:58 PM
Great story but Adams is worth more than those 3 players put together.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:38:02 PM
Great story but Adams is worth more than those 3 players put together.

Well the four people i was trading with didnt think so based on the offers i was getting.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:42:50 PM
Great story but Adams is worth more than those 3 players put together.

Well the four people i was trading with didnt think so based on the offers i was getting.

Yes people don't tend to offer value for someone who is being touted around. You sold below value. There's no shame in that. You've got yourself depth instead of strength. But you definitely didn't "win".
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:46:54 PM
Great story but Adams is worth more than those 3 players put together.

Well the four people i was trading with didnt think so based on the offers i was getting.

Yes people don't tend to offer value for someone who is being touted around. You sold below value. There's no shame in that. You've got yourself depth instead of strength. But you definitely didn't "win".

Wasnt touting anyone around tbf people were asking me separately. And yes, I went with a bit more depth but felt like this was a reasonable trade nonetheless and not a rape of some sort.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:47:32 PM
f*** am i doing defending this s*** to you. At the very least theres couple of us who thinks its a decent deal.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: mozy on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:56:21 PM
Ridley vs Crowder is a wash so it basically comes down to whether you think upgrading from Hooper to Engram is worth the cliff face drop of Davante Adams to Amari Cooper.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 07:59:20 PM
Ridley vs Crowder is a wash so it basically comes down to whether you think upgrading from Hooper to Engram is worth the cliff face drop of Davante Adams to Amari Cooper.

WAIT HOLD THE f*** ON! Ridley v Crowder is a wash? Ridley is being projected top 25WR while Crowder is not even top 50WRs. I buy Dans thought completely that Davante is a stud, but I needed depth after the Melvin Gordon s***. Some even have him top 15WRs btw.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 08:26:49 PM
:lol: :lol: f*** you too.

Consigned my soul to God posting anime s*** in here. :lol: f***ing Beren.

I think I can take what I expect to receive.

I need to get Crunchy roll back man :lol: I wasn't using it so I got rid of it. Will check a few eps out this week. Slow burner?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 08:30:01 PM
Ridley vs Crowder is a wash so it basically comes down to whether you think upgrading from Hooper to Engram is worth the cliff face drop of Davante Adams to Amari Cooper.

WAIT HOLD THE f*** ON! Ridley v Crowder is a wash? Ridley is being projected top 25WR while Crowder is not even top 50WRs. I buy Dans thought completely that Davante is a stud, but I needed depth after the Melvin Gordon s***. Some even have him top 15WRs btw.

For the record, while I believe Ridley has significant question marks, I do not believe Ridley v Crowder is "a wash" :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 08:30:24 PM
FWIW I took a long while to pull the trigger on this, mostly due to how good I think Engram will be this year.

Ridley is a strange one, I had him right next to Hilton but didn’t want two Falcons on my team when neither was going to be Julio. He’s got the potential to have a monster season but there’s a lot of competition for targets in Atlanta too, could go either way.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 08:31:59 PM
Love FF trading. Now, who wants to trade again?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 08:35:40 PM
FWIW. The ESPN projection thingy has me climbing from 10th to 7th and Shak falling down to last now. At least that ESPN final standings projection is on my side.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 09:00:11 PM
:lol: :lol: f*** you too.

Consigned my soul to God posting anime s*** in here. :lol: f***ing Beren.

I think I can take what I expect to receive.

I need to get Crunchy roll back man :lol: I wasn't using it so I got rid of it. Will check a few eps out this week. Slow burner?

:lol: That s*** goes hard from ep 2 to the latest.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 09:51:31 PM
FWIW. The ESPN projection thingy has me climbing from 10th to 7th and Shak falling down to last now. At least that ESPN final standings projection is on my side.

The ESPN projection thingy had me annihilating you all last year. It doesn't work Flip. You got done.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 10:01:29 PM
FWIW. The ESPN projection thingy has me climbing from 10th to 7th and Shak falling down to last now. At least that ESPN final standings projection is on my side.

The ESPN projection thingy had me annihilating you all last year. It doesn't work Flip. You got done.

:lol: Man, shut the f*** up. My team > your team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 10:10:06 PM
I hate you both
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 10:20:52 PM
I hate you both

I actually like you though. You’re one of the good guys.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 11:07:38 PM
I hate you both

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 3 September 2019, 11:38:14 PM
I hate you both

I actually like you though. You’re one of the good guys.

:lol: that’s kind of you, Flip, but f*** you for making me feel like an asshole now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: mozy on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 01:18:14 AM
Ridley vs Crowder is a wash so it basically comes down to whether you think upgrading from Hooper to Engram is worth the cliff face drop of Davante Adams to Amari Cooper.

WAIT HOLD THE f*** ON! Ridley v Crowder is a wash? Ridley is being projected top 25WR while Crowder is not even top 50WRs. I buy Dans thought completely that Davante is a stud, but I needed depth after the Melvin Gordon s***. Some even have him top 15WRs btw.

For the record, while I believe Ridley has significant question marks, I do not believe Ridley v Crowder is "a wash" :lol:

I accept that point to some degree :lol: Still man, Adams.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:06:38 AM
FWIW. The ESPN projection thingy has me climbing from 10th to 7th and Shak falling down to last now. At least that ESPN final standings projection is on my side.

The ESPN projection thingy had me annihilating you all last year. It doesn't work Flip. You got done.

:lol: Man, shut the f*** up. My team > your team.

LOL nah brah. Your best player is someone I traded you and that's because the might be able to split carries on the KC offense.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 07:10:19 AM
Ridley vs Crowder is a wash so it basically comes down to whether you think upgrading from Hooper to Engram is worth the cliff face drop of Davante Adams to Amari Cooper.

WAIT HOLD THE f*** ON! Ridley v Crowder is a wash? Ridley is being projected top 25WR while Crowder is not even top 50WRs. I buy Dans thought completely that Davante is a stud, but I needed depth after the Melvin Gordon s***. Some even have him top 15WRs btw.

For the record, while I believe Ridley has significant question marks, I do not believe Ridley v Crowder is "a wash" :lol:

I accept that point to some degree :lol: Still man, Adams.

I accept that point to some degree :lol: But man, my team sucks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 04:43:21 PM
Meanwhile in AB world:


:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 04:43:45 PM
Anyone interested in doing a dogging league? It’s a thing that I think I invented but probably already exists, it’s like survivor but less s**** and everyone stays involved all year.

Essentially, I post the fixtures every week with the spreads in brackets.

You then select one of the underdogs as your pick for that week. You can only choose an underdog.

If your underdog wins, you get the amount of points they were handicapped with.

For example this week’s fixtures are...

PACKERS (+3) @ Bears
TITANS (+5.5) @ Browns
Ravens @ DOLPHINS (+6.5)
FALCONS (+3.5) @ Vikings
BILLS (+3) @ Jets
REDSKINS (+9.5) @ Eagles
Rams @ PANTHERS (+3)
Chiefs @ JAGUARS (+3.5)
COLTS (+7) @ Chargers
BENGALS (+10) @ Seahawks
GIANTS (+7) Cowboys
Lions @ CARDINALS (+2.5)
49ERS (+1) @ Buccaneers
STEELERS (+5.5) @ Patriots
TEXANS (+7) @ Saints
BRONCOS (+1) @ Raiders

The teams in capitals are who you can pick. Choose one. The bigger the underdog, the bigger the reward if they win.

Intredasted?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 04:58:22 PM
BILLS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:02:08 PM
It’s the game your life has been leading to, Mike. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:03:02 PM
It’s the game your life has been leading to, Mike. :lol:

:lol: f*** your dismissive attitude, c***. Hate those f***s. We'll f***ing lose and then I'll die.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:06:20 PM
I meant the predictions game, you lunatic.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Chrisjraby on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:12:32 PM
I assume "dogging" has different definitions around the world :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:30:02 PM
I meant the predictions game, you lunatic.

:lol: Obviously I didn't realize that.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:32:24 PM
I assume "dogging" has different definitions around the world :lol:

Named it as such to get people in the WhatsApp group in trouble. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:37:11 PM
So can I choose teams more than once?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:38:49 PM
You can choose the Bills every week, yes.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:43:53 PM
Unless they’re the favourites of course...

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Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Pata on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:44:22 PM
In.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Pata on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:44:41 PM
Unless they’re the favourites of course...

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Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:55:16 PM
In.
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Post by: Mike on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 05:55:54 PM
Unless they’re the favourites of course...

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:lol: t***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:07:36 PM
in as well.
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Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:14:45 PM
It’s on then.

Mike has picked the Bills.

The rest of you... start picking.
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Post by: Flip on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:15:58 PM
Falcons
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Post by: mozy on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:17:58 PM
COLTS
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Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:21:55 PM
By wins you mean... wins. Not covers spread, yes?
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Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:24:30 PM
Yeah, they have to win the game.

The spread is just how many points being correct gets you.
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Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 06:24:43 PM
Texans
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Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 07:22:38 PM
Texans
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Post by: Shak on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 07:44:23 PM
FF people.

What are your thoughts on fielding full teams every week?

100% mandatory? Do as you please? Some sort of in between?

What do people want?
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Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 08:05:40 PM
Ok.

Texans.
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Post by: Pata on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 08:14:02 PM
Panthers
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Post by: Pata on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 08:15:49 PM
FF people.

What are your thoughts on fielding full teams every week?

100% mandatory? Do as you please? Some sort of in between?

What do people want?

I prefer do as you please as long as there's a clear logical reason for it.
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Post by: mozy on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 08:20:51 PM
FF people.

What are your thoughts on fielding full teams every week?

100% mandatory? Do as you please? Some sort of in between?

What do people want?

Field a full team or else, punishment. Plenty of time to trade or work the waivers out of a sticky situation.

Although this shouldn't apply in the event you're waiting on someone for a late kick off who's questionable.
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Post by: Flip on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 08:26:23 PM
FF people.

What are your thoughts on fielding full teams every week?

100% mandatory? Do as you please? Some sort of in between?

What do people want?

Field a full team or else, punishment. Plenty of time to trade or work the waivers out of a sticky situation.

I think we should strive for full line-ups but there might be a case or two this season when that simply isn't possible without significantly impacting someones season. I mean lets say a stud is Q for a Monday night game, should you really be forced to play someone shitty on sunday instead?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 08:32:55 PM
@Shak I’m in. Steelers, please.
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 10:37:07 PM
Go ahead and vote on the lineup rule, you degenerates.

@Beren @B-more Mag @Flip @Kaizero @Shak @leffe186 @Froggy @Coco @SEMTEX @mozy @KDT @Sima @Ash @Ameritoon @Pata

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 10:39:16 PM
I'll play your little game, Shak.

Cardinals
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Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 10:43:45 PM
@ them bro
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Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 11:39:53 PM
With the 10th pick of SHAK'S DOG-f***ing LEAGUETM, B-more Mag selects the Miami Dolphins.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 4 September 2019, 11:41:29 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Mike on Thursday 5 September 2019, 02:26:16 AM
:lol: Thank you for giving me something to vote for. :smitten:
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Post by: Flip on Thursday 5 September 2019, 10:23:39 AM
Can't wait for Davantes 100+ receiving yards and 2 TDs tonight.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Beren on Thursday 5 September 2019, 11:04:05 AM
Desperate for 1am to roll around so I stop betting :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Coco on Thursday 5 September 2019, 12:40:20 PM
I'll pass on the dogging club.  :lol:

As for the lineup rule, I think the most important aspect is consistency. It's impossible to tell whether someone didn't field a full team because they were lazy and forgot to check, were trying to be cute and avoid trades/waivers, or had something else come up that prevented them from updating their team. There should just be a blanket rule on full teams every week. That said, I think playing a questionable (who then fails to make an appearance) shouldn't be punished. You're taking a risk, but if it's as far as a doubtful or out, then standard rules should apply.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 5 September 2019, 01:50:43 PM
Americans/Mike, google dogging. It is nothing to do with dog sex. It is its own perfectly legitimate kink.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Beren on Thursday 5 September 2019, 05:40:37 PM
Raiders suspending AB :lol:
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Post by: KDT on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:01:02 PM
Auto draft strikes again.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: KDT on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:05:23 PM
The vultures are circling.
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Post by: Shak on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:11:11 PM
I do wonder if Brown might actually be unwell.
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Post by: Beren on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:13:15 PM
He has always been daft but he seems removed from reality now.

I hope he is paid up as he claims, but looking at his facial hair you doubt he'd know one way or another:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fqqHOL9Dp0c
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Lush Vlad on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:14:43 PM
I do wonder if Brown might actually be unwell.

Agree. He seems bat s*** crazy and his decision making and judgement skills seem a bit questionable.

Watching his scenes on Har Knocks. He makes even less sense than most NFL players. Maybe that helmet was dodgy this whole time and he has about 50 undiagnosed concussions.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:16:14 PM
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Post by: Shak on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:23:56 PM
We all know where he ends up, right? :lol:
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Post by: Ameritoon on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:24:29 PM
Going with the Texans in shak's little game
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Ameritoon on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:26:52 PM
Declining both those trades for Tyrell Williams but ESPN is experiencing technical difficulties so screw you guys
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Lush Vlad on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:35:33 PM
Vontaze Burfict has destroyed Antonion Brown’s brain, apparently. Off to read more about this theory.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Pata on Thursday 5 September 2019, 07:37:29 PM
IIRC AB was behaving really well like his whole career until JuJu started to become a star?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 5 September 2019, 08:41:03 PM
We all know where he ends up, right? :lol:

He already plays for the Raiders :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Thursday 5 September 2019, 08:57:55 PM
We all know where he ends up, right? :lol:

He already plays for the Raiders :lol:

I meant the Patriots. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Thursday 5 September 2019, 11:43:56 PM
100 percent in New England. Ugh.
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Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 6 September 2019, 12:47:09 AM
Trey Burton inactive

Rolling with Adam Shaheen. f*** it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Friday 6 September 2019, 01:05:13 AM
Who is this new dipshit with the c*** face on NBC? Such a punchable gob.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Beren on Friday 6 September 2019, 01:16:28 AM
Rubbish rendition
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Post by: Mike on Friday 6 September 2019, 01:58:26 AM
Absolute Shaktacular, this.
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Post by: Beren on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:03:06 AM
Average depth of target in three series is 2.5 yards. Maybe break out the other 95% of the playbook, LeFleur?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Pata on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:04:41 AM
Trubisky still sucks :aww:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Beren on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:04:59 AM
Trubisky still sucks :aww:

Yup :lol: Thinking the exact same.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Ameritoon on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:23:16 AM
Trubisky still sucks :aww:

This makes me happy until I have to watch the Lions on Sunday
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Post by: Mike on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:24:12 AM
Shitfest.
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Post by: Mike on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:29:09 AM
:lol: Even the zeebs sound bored.
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Post by: Beren on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:45:22 AM
Bortles Trubisky gets booed for that last checkdown on 3rd and long :lol:
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Post by: Ameritoon on Friday 6 September 2019, 02:45:48 AM
Hope somebody starts running the wing-t soon
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Post by: thomas on Friday 6 September 2019, 03:26:22 AM
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Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 6 September 2019, 04:06:53 AM
Remind me why this sport is good again
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Post by: leffe186 on Friday 6 September 2019, 04:22:54 AM
Remind me why this sport is good again

Because even if the game is s***, it doesn’t necessarily mean your FF team is too...oh...I see.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 6 September 2019, 04:31:32 AM
You see, in years past I would care about such comments. Nowadays I just play Adam Sheehen and stare into space feeling nothing but apathy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Troll on Friday 6 September 2019, 05:43:36 AM
Going to my first NFL game next week, watching the Texans vs Saints.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: neesy111 on Friday 6 September 2019, 07:03:40 AM
Any games I should watch this weekend?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Friday 6 September 2019, 09:04:41 AM
The deal is off, Flip.
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Post by: Flip on Friday 6 September 2019, 09:38:26 AM
The deal is off, Flip.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Beren on Friday 6 September 2019, 10:24:28 AM
Same game last year, 5 for 69 and a TD. Last night, not a single f***ing target as they switched two tight end sets to save Rodgers' life. Geronimo, indeed. FFS.
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Post by: leffe186 on Friday 6 September 2019, 10:30:55 AM
Same game last year, 5 for 69 and a TD. Last night, not a single f***ing target as they switched two tight end sets to save Rodgers' life. Geronimo, indeed. FFS.

It was a pretty ballsy move to start him, tbh :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Adam^ on Friday 6 September 2019, 12:24:08 PM
Not sure if this has been posted, should they remove helmets if they dont make the game safer?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/06/helmets-dont-eliminate-concussions-its-time-for-the-nfl-to-ditch-them
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Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 6 September 2019, 12:53:39 PM
Not sure if this has been posted, should they remove helmets if they dont make the game safer?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/06/helmets-dont-eliminate-concussions-its-time-for-the-nfl-to-ditch-them

As a practical matter, you'd really have to implement that change (which would also probably require significant changes to shoulder pads) from the youth game up, rather than top down. I suspect as we learn more about CTE more changes will come--as they should--but they won't be as drastic as this. I mean we can't even address guns--we're certainly not going to let the conniving socialists touch football.
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Post by: Flip on Friday 6 September 2019, 01:38:55 PM
Same game last year, 5 for 69 and a TD. Last night, not a single f***ing target as they switched two tight end sets to save Rodgers' life. Geronimo, indeed. FFS.

Geronimo sucked last season tbh
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Pata on Friday 6 September 2019, 01:42:11 PM
Same game last year, 5 for 69 and a TD. Last night, not a single f***ing target as they switched two tight end sets to save Rodgers' life. Geronimo, indeed. FFS.

Geronimo sucked last season tbh

Lost most of the season to injury ffs. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Flip on Friday 6 September 2019, 01:43:47 PM
Same game last year, 5 for 69 and a TD. Last night, not a single f***ing target as they switched two tight end sets to save Rodgers' life. Geronimo, indeed. FFS.

Geronimo sucked last season tbh

Lost most of the season to injury ffs. :lol:

:lol: just saw that. Couldnt remember why i thought he sucked. All I remembered was that he didnt win me any ff matchups. Jut remembered now that i traded for him and he played a game for me and got 14 yards.
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Post by: Mike on Friday 6 September 2019, 04:05:54 PM
Any games I should watch this weekend?

Your own + the nationally televised games + whatever keep popping up on red zone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Friday 6 September 2019, 06:59:49 PM
Apparently AB called Mayock a “cracker” during their argument yesterday. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Friday 6 September 2019, 07:02:14 PM
Apparently AB called Mayock a “cracker” during their argument yesterday. :lol:

:lol: It's funny because you've genuinely got no epithets that stick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 6 September 2019, 10:29:07 PM
Something weird happening with the app. It (and the website) says that i’m losing 0-2.5, but when you click on the Matchup part of the app, suddenly Roquan Smith has 10.5pts instead of 2.5?
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Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 6 September 2019, 10:53:08 PM
Apparently AB called Mayock a “cracker” during their argument yesterday. :lol:

:lol: It's funny because you've genuinely got no epithets that stick.

:lol: My push to bring ofay back gets absolutely no traction.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 6 September 2019, 11:23:46 PM
Chiefs give Tyreek a 3 yr/$54m reward for not recording himself beating his kid.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Mike on Saturday 7 September 2019, 12:19:47 AM
Apparently AB called Mayock a “cracker” during their argument yesterday. :lol:

:lol: It's funny because you've genuinely got no epithets that stick.

:lol: My push to bring ofay back gets absolutely no traction.

:lol: You're fighting the good fight.
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Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 7 September 2019, 04:07:10 AM
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Post by: SEMTEX on Saturday 7 September 2019, 04:09:03 AM
Gordon and Brown in the same offense is gonna be some s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: leffe186 on Saturday 7 September 2019, 11:48:39 AM
Slightly unnerved by how much i’m looking forward to this Sunday. Combination of Browns and Fantasy Football. I forget how bloody addictive FF is, and how the time between Thursday Night and Sunday feels like an age.
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Post by: Beren on Saturday 7 September 2019, 12:13:39 PM
Yup NFL is really debilitating to my general productivity.
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Post by: leffe186 on Saturday 7 September 2019, 12:20:18 PM
Yup NFL is really debilitating to my general productivity.

Also makes a fairly stark contrast to my feelings about the Premier League.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Ash on Saturday 7 September 2019, 12:53:56 PM
Bills for Shak's dogging game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Shak on Saturday 7 September 2019, 01:51:26 PM
Gruden apparently thought Brown’s video was “awesome”.

I know he’s a great receiver and all, but it’s embarrassing the way they’re treating him. Guy tried to fight the GM ffs. :lol:

On a side note, this...

https://isgrudengoneyet.com/

Is absolutely galling...

He’s making a dollar every 5 seconds. :lol:
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 7 September 2019, 02:48:57 PM
Raiders have apparently voided like 30 million from Brown's contract now...
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Post by: Shak on Saturday 7 September 2019, 03:10:59 PM
Gonna be super deflating when they comfortably defeat us on Monday night. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Beren on Saturday 7 September 2019, 03:35:29 PM
:mackems: he's too much, they need a 33rd team correspondent to cover him full time
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Post by: Mike on Saturday 7 September 2019, 03:38:17 PM
:lol: It's a bit f***ed that he said a mild slur and got punished worse than Incognito or any of the other NFL bigots.
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Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 7 September 2019, 03:47:14 PM
I feel like he's missed a trick by not asking to be released via TikToc instead of Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2HGYq2B2uT/?igshid=hlscik619uq9
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Post by: Ameritoon on Saturday 7 September 2019, 04:59:40 PM
Brown officially released.

A+ off the field drama, hats off to the Raiders and Brown for the entertainment
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Pata on Saturday 7 September 2019, 05:13:08 PM
:lol: It's a bit f***ed that he said a mild slur and got punished worse than Incognito or any of the other NFL bigots.

He did some other things too tbh. :lol:

Stunning how Steelers kept all these drama behind closed doors. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 7 September 2019, 05:20:45 PM
Time for the Bills to finally get their man
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 7 September 2019, 07:18:16 PM
This is all real weird to be honest.

But Raiders :memelol: seldom will you find a more chronically-mismanaged organization, and I say that as a fan of both the Buffalo Bills and Newcastle United.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Skeletor on Saturday 7 September 2019, 07:35:43 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 7 September 2019, 07:47:55 PM
This is all real weird to be honest.

But Raiders :memelol: seldom will you find a more chronically-mismanaged organization, and I say that as a fan of both the Buffalo Bills and Newcastle United.

(https://i.imgur.com/m1D9Mob.gif)
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Post by: Shak on Saturday 7 September 2019, 07:51:35 PM
Chiefs should sign him.

Kelce-Brown-Hill would be some collection of wildly talented absolute c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 7 September 2019, 07:58:42 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

I'd say by and large people support the team that has the largest influence wherever they grew up and then keep that allegiance. Then you also have the phenomenon of teams f***ing their fans over by moving to different cities. The combination of those explains why I'm a Washington Redskins fan in football and a Baltimore Orioles fan in baseball. Then you've got people who go with the teams their parents support, people who live somewhere that's not particularly close to any team, glory hunters, and folks who aren't glory hunters but for some reason just prefer another team.
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Post by: Troll on Saturday 7 September 2019, 08:02:04 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

Not everywhere has a local team.  Over half the states don't have an NFL team, which is probably why college football is so popular.  The Seahawks in particular have a massive catchment area, they're the only team in the northwest quarter of the country.
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Post by: Skeletor on Saturday 7 September 2019, 08:49:00 PM
That makes sense. Didn't think about teams moving cities. I suppose it's not that uncommon here. Everywhere has a football team but not everywhere has a good team. In Hertfordshire, until recently there were no PL teams until Watford got promoted. Even then most people in Watford support Man Utd, Arsenal, Spurs etc...
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Post by: cubaricho on Saturday 7 September 2019, 09:39:21 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

Denver is pretty unique to be fair. Almost everyone here is not just your average fan. Sundays are a ghost town around town because everyone is watching the game.
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Post by: Shak on Saturday 7 September 2019, 09:42:50 PM
Been eight years, wish I could get back there again.

Stupid, expensive children :lol:
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Post by: KDT on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:03:35 PM
Brown has signed a 1 year deal with Bill & Tom.

Thank you auto draft.
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Post by: Ameritoon on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:07:58 PM
Literally everyone knew he was going there.

In regards to the previous conversation, I grew up with a lot of kids who weren't Lions fans basically because we sucked. They'd always claim it was something else, but I know a Jags fan, Giants fan, a bunch of Steelers fans, all with no attachment to the city or team. I think largely people stick to their local team though, even here in Chicago, which is basically made up of transplants of people from across the Midwest, 95% of NFL gear I see is Bears
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Post by: Mike on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:08:36 PM
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Post by: DMC on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:12:18 PM
f*** the Patriots, another reason to hate their guts.
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Post by: RodneyCisse on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:23:06 PM
He hasn’t really signed has he?
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Post by: Beren on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:24:46 PM
f*** the f*** off. Is he actually not stupid and been clowning about to engineer his release, having colluded with Kraft and Belchick? :lol:
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Post by: Beren on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:29:33 PM
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:37:26 PM
 :dog:
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Post by: Shak on Saturday 7 September 2019, 10:44:50 PM
God it would be great if Brady hit the wall this year. :lol:
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Post by: Pata on Saturday 7 September 2019, 11:29:10 PM
https://youtu.be/o-gwWVYmW7Y

 :shifty: :shifty:

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Post by: leffe186 on Saturday 7 September 2019, 11:58:14 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

Denver is pretty unique to be fair. Almost everyone here is not just your average fan. Sundays are a ghost town around town because everyone is watching the game.

Don’t know about unique though, there are two teams like that (Browns & Steelers) in our division alone. Browns have been s**** for years while the Indians and Cavs have been good, yet Cleveland has remained a football town.
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Post by: TRC on Sunday 8 September 2019, 12:51:55 AM
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Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 12:54:34 AM
:lol:
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Post by: madras on Sunday 8 September 2019, 01:10:26 AM
Re Brown. As a Yinzer, pleased hes gone but dont know what to make of him going to the cheatriots, or more so the way he got there.
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Post by: Lush Vlad on Sunday 8 September 2019, 01:34:29 AM
Antonio Brown is such a shitcunt. I mean, it’s funny because it’s the raiders. But he’s gone to the Pats which is just as bad. Comes across as a monumental bellend.
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Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:01:32 AM
AB has played an absolute blinder.
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Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:43:23 AM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

Denver is pretty unique to be fair. Almost everyone here is not just your average fan. Sundays are a ghost town around town because everyone is watching the game.

Don’t know about unique though, there are two teams like that (Browns & Steelers) in our division alone. Browns have been s**** for years while the Indians and Cavs have been good, yet Cleveland has remained a football town.

Three. Baltimore's that way with the Ravens, too. Baltimore got f***ed with not being able to keep the Colts' name & history, but it's been a football city from way back.

D.C. and the Redskins as well, despite Daniel Snyder's best efforts to f*** it up.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 12:27:55 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

Denver is pretty unique to be fair. Almost everyone here is not just your average fan. Sundays are a ghost town around town because everyone is watching the game.

Don’t know about unique though, there are two teams like that (Browns & Steelers) in our division alone. Browns have been s**** for years while the Indians and Cavs have been good, yet Cleveland has remained a football town.

Three. Baltimore's that way with the Ravens, too. Baltimore got f***ed with not being able to keep the Colts' name & history, but it's been a football city from way back.

D.C. and the Redskins as well, despite Daniel Snyder's best efforts to f*** it up.

Was going to include Baltimore but (a) I just don’t know the city well enough and (b) f*** the Ravens.
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Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 8 September 2019, 01:05:04 PM
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 8 September 2019, 01:09:37 PM
Do Americans tend to support their local team? When I was in Denver in the summer everyone was a Broncos fan but I've been to other parts of America where everyone supported different teams. Is it just that big cities tend to have people migrate from all over and they keep their team loyalties so it then seems like no-one supports the local team, or is it like here where people are glory hunters and just support the biggest teams?

Denver is pretty unique to be fair. Almost everyone here is not just your average fan. Sundays are a ghost town around town because everyone is watching the game.

Don’t know about unique though, there are two teams like that (Browns & Steelers) in our division alone. Browns have been s**** for years while the Indians and Cavs have been good, yet Cleveland has remained a football town.

:thup: Pittsburgh is ridiculous with it's streets lined with Steelers merch stands :lol: Not sure how they all stay afloat.

Philly is a much bigger city, but everyone is Eagles above all other sports. Given the size of the city, I'd say gameday had the opposite effect than creating a ghost town. Its a s*** show.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 03:22:09 PM
Not unhappy that KDT has given AB a week off :lol:.
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Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 03:23:03 PM
Also really enjoying that extra FLEX spot this year.
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Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 03:26:22 PM
And lastly, who's watching what today, and where? Got a few invitations to Browns parties but will probably be at home grilling as we have friends over from England. One from Stakeford, actually.
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Post by: samptime29 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 03:56:44 PM
Hyped NFL Sundays are back.
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Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 03:57:36 PM
Getting a big dirty takeaway and watching Redzone on my own for 7 hours.

:sweetjesus:
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:02:13 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:19:03 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.

 :jones:
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:27:22 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.

 :jones:

I will baptize you until the bubbles cease.
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Post by: thomas on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:44:13 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
I don't get it. What's left to kill?
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Post by: Troll on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:47:01 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
I don't get it. What's left to kill?

This is the bit I don't get.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:50:50 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
I don't get it. What's left to kill?

This is the bit I don't get.

Says the f***ing Bears fan.

@thomas  https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/05/falcons-lead-patriots-21-3-at-halftime-of-super-bowl.html
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Post by: thomas on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:54:16 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
I don't get it. What's left to kill?

This is the bit I don't get.

Says the f***ing Bears fan.

@thomas  https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/05/falcons-lead-patriots-21-3-at-halftime-of-super-bowl.html
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2da282c6034d91db471f81d29eb691d9/tenor.gif)
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:54:18 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
I don't get it. What's left to kill?

:lol: Fair enough this is funny.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 04:54:35 PM
Eating responsibly and enjoying the Bills game with some water.

f***ing kill me.
I don't get it. What's left to kill?

This is the bit I don't get.

Says the f***ing Bears fan.

@thomas  https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/05/falcons-lead-patriots-21-3-at-halftime-of-super-bowl.html
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2da282c6034d91db471f81d29eb691d9/tenor.gif)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 05:01:10 PM
What you need @Mike is a nice Bills tailgate to bring you back to reality.  Can't be long until someone's cranium connects with a picnic table now, I love football season.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 05:05:59 PM
What you need @Mike is a nice Bills tailgate to bring you back to reality.  Can't be long until someone's cranium connects with a picnic table now, I love football season.

I'm gonna cask of amontillado you.
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Post by: thomas on Sunday 8 September 2019, 05:06:28 PM
:lol: :lol:
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Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:01:11 PM
ESPN glitchy as f***. :lol:
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Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:08:06 PM
Chiefs straight back at it :lol:
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:10:38 PM
There we go. That's more like it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:12:09 PM
Not unhappy that KDT has given AB a week off :lol:.

Oh FFFS :lol:. Five minutes in and I'm already staring down a loss.
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Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:12:29 PM
My beautiful browns
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Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:13:06 PM
Eagles tackling :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:15:32 PM
My beautiful browns

:lol: f***ing tremendous drive and the rookie misses the field goal.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:15:53 PM
My beautiful browns

f*** is this s***.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:16:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tijx59O.png)
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:20:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tijx59O.png)

Should have handed it off to Shady
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Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:23:30 PM
Dolphins really committed to this sucking thing
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Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:24:49 PM
Falcons are not looking very good.
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:26:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tijx59O.png)

Should have handed it off to Shady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkwKR04tPQ
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:28:15 PM
Get yourself a beer and a burger man, f*** the water
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:28:48 PM
Someone told Josh he's Vick and I want to have a chat with that f***ing motherfucker.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:29:32 PM
Get yourself a beer and a burger man, f*** the water

:lol: I'm areet.
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Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:34:28 PM
f***ing hell that Eagles D for the Redskins TD. Planet softcunt c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:35:43 PM
As if I didn't start Lamar Jackson. FmL.
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:35:55 PM
Lolphins
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Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:37:59 PM
That pass rush on the Ravens TD :lol:
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Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:39:06 PM
:lol: f*** OFF Sammy Watkins. KDT, was he on your bench before the AB stuff?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:39:37 PM
Was wondering if Watkins was starting in FF. :lol:
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Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:40:09 PM
Foles crocked
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Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:41:02 PM
Can’t imagine how furious Jalen Ramsey is right now. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:41:05 PM
Was wondering if Watkins was starting in FF. :lol:

FMFFL
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:51:55 PM
As if I didn't start Lamar Jackson. FmL.

:pilko:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:54:49 PM
As if I didn't start Lamar Jackson. FmL.

:pilko:

Should be enough to boot you out of the league surely?  Clearly weakening your team on purpose :lol:
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Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:56:47 PM
Pats have nothing to worry about.
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Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 06:58:48 PM
Looks like a bad injury to Mahomes. :(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:01:12 PM
Or not.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:08:43 PM
Imagine not starting Lamar Jackson tonight
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:09:53 PM
When's basketball start.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: thomas on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:15:24 PM
When's basketball start.
Get your hot topic emo ass out of here you only-trailing-by-single-digits poser :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: CFlan on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:16:10 PM
When's basketball start.

This game ontop on Thursday nights one has me regretting my decision to start following this. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:21:06 PM
Browns have given up about 100yds in penalties and we're not even at halftime. Also, got our LT kicked out, and we don't even have a LT.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Adam^ on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:23:51 PM
Whats the rules on hitting/tacking someone who doesnt have the ball? Browns guy missed the catch but was still hit, if he doesn't make any contact with the ball then gets flattened is that a penalty or is it fair game if you think the guy is going to catch the ball?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:31:00 PM
Whats the rules on hitting/tacking someone who doesnt have the ball? Browns guy missed the catch but was still hit, if he doesn't make any contact with the ball then gets flattened is that a penalty or is it fair game if you think the guy is going to catch the ball?

The rules are if it's a Browns guy you can do what you like. A couple of years back an opposing player basically took a run-up and drop-kicked a Browns guy in the head, and nothing happened.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:37:54 PM
Leffe blaming the zeebs when the Browns are supposed to be good now isn't so endearing anymore. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:39:12 PM
The NFL record for most penalties in a game was 23 (for 200yds), but that came in an overtime game. We have 10 penalties (not counting the ones that were declined) for 107yds before half time.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:39:34 PM
Leffe blaming the zeebs when the Browns are supposed to be good now isn't so endearing anymore. :lol:

Oh I'm not blaming the zeebs for this :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:43:44 PM
The Bills D/ST is awesome. Love the Bills!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:46:06 PM
Whats the rules on hitting/tacking someone who doesnt have the ball? Browns guy missed the catch but was still hit, if he doesn't make any contact with the ball then gets flattened is that a penalty or is it fair game if you think the guy is going to catch the ball?

I didn't see that one but the defender can hit in that spot (legally).
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:49:38 PM
When's basketball start.

This game ontop on Thursday nights one has me regretting my decision to start following this. 

SHITFEST.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:53:26 PM
:lol: Imagine being a Bills fan.
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Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:54:53 PM
Jets D/ST :smitten:
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Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:56:13 PM
A safety ffs
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 07:58:46 PM
A safety ffs

Hey, at least we finally f***ing scored, right?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:01:18 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/b24a1c78a1ccbf5f4311dc4da8b501c7/tenor.gif)

Is out coaching us. This is who we're losing to.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:05:58 PM
Well done zeebs. Delay the inevitable.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:09:33 PM
Matt Ryan, wtf was that? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:09:53 PM
That 2 point conversion :lol::lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:12:24 PM
That 2 point conversion :lol::lol:

:lol: f***ing kill iz pls.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:14:07 PM
DJax you sexy little c***. :smitten:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:16:59 PM
I'm increasingly remembering that Josh Allen was super racist. :shifty:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: thomas on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:29:01 PM
What's it like to have points on the board?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:32:44 PM
Back-up Jags QB ain't bad you know.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:36:01 PM
I'm increasingly remembering that Josh Allen was super racist. :shifty:

All forgiven again now?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:38:58 PM
Why didn’t Singletary get touches earlier?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:41:10 PM
I'm increasingly remembering that Josh Allen was super racist. :shifty:

All forgiven again now?

We'll see.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:55:03 PM
RGIII playing football in the year of our lord 2019
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:56:35 PM
HAVE IT YOU f***ing c***s HAVE IT ALL.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:57:08 PM
Really thought that was going to be a classic zeeb intervention there :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:57:29 PM
Motherfucking GET IT.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:57:51 PM
Really thought that was going to be a classic zeeb intervention there :lol:

:lol: Oh best believe I def waited for them to make the call.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 08:58:28 PM
KILL THE MOTHERFUCKERS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:03:55 PM
Coach Semtex might get himself a statue in Buffalo tonight
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:04:48 PM
The guy getting held gets flagged. f*** off f***ing skeletor looking ass zeeb.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:07:05 PM
Anyone checked on Leffe?  I don't think Baker got the memo that the Browns were supposed to be good now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:08:40 PM
Get it Zeebs. Well called.

Deuce, Sima! We eatin baby!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: CFlan on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:09:12 PM
Tank is on.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:11:18 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:11:23 PM
How do I learn everyone's team in here?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:12:16 PM
I think there's a list in the op
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:12:22 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.

Imagine if he was on anything harder tonight :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:15:16 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.

:lol: Man f*** you.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:15:45 PM
I think there's a list in the op

Yep.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:15:51 PM
I think there's a list in the op

Thanks.  Obviously I know who yours is.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:18:16 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.

Imagine if he was on anything harder tonight :lol:

Switched to Powerade Zero. f***ing animal me, like.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:18:55 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.

Imagine if he was on anything harder tonight :lol:

Switched to Powerade Zero. f***ing animal me, like.

 :ructions:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:26:35 PM
Bench outscoring my team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:27:59 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.

Imagine if he was on anything harder tonight :lol:

Switched to Powerade Zero. f***ing animal me, like.

Do you need those electrolytes?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:33:19 PM
The glasses of water will flow in Mike’s house tonight.

Imagine if he was on anything harder tonight :lol:

Switched to Powerade Zero. f***ing animal me, like.

Do you need those electrolytes?

:lol: I'll use them either tonight or tomorrow, doc.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:41:01 PM
Liking that trade right now Shak!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:47:29 PM
Lovely sack by the Cardinals guard.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Sunday 8 September 2019, 09:59:22 PM
Urgh, losing to Flip and his Bills D/ST that he robbed me of in the draft week 1 would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:06:03 PM
Urgh, losing to Flip and his Bills D/ST that he robbed me of in the draft week 1 would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Well if my rookie QB doesn't improve I don't think you'll have to worry about it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:14:21 PM
Liking that trade right now Shak!

Ah f*** off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:20:43 PM
Jalen Ramsay destroying Hill is the best thing to happen in week 1. People trying to say it was a dirty hit :lol: errr.  No.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:37:18 PM
Starting Murray over Stafford was DEFINITELY a costly mistake.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:38:02 PM
Go ravens
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:40:08 PM
Dalton dropping a bomb you. Jesus Christ, Tedric.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:40:51 PM
Dalton dropping a bomb you. Jesus Christ, Tedric.

Wasn't pretty :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:42:04 PM
Jerry's finally becoming a skeleton.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:42:19 PM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:42:26 PM
Didn't start Dalton because B-more Mag.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:45:01 PM
Starting Murray over Stafford was DEFINITELY a costly mistake.

You should have listened to me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:45:22 PM
Didn't start Dalton because B-more Mag.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:46:41 PM
Bengals coach Taylor looks good. Looks better against our secondary, but good anyway.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:49:46 PM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:58:20 PM
Dalton :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Skeletor on Sunday 8 September 2019, 10:58:36 PM
I think there's a list in the op

Someone can put me down for the Broncos in the OP.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:02:10 PM
Starting Murray over Stafford was DEFINITELY a costly mistake.

You should have listened to me.

:lol: That's what I did f***er.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:06:25 PM
I think there's a list in the op

Someone can put me down for the Broncos in the OP.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimitedElectricGull-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:06:53 PM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:07:52 PM
Starting Murray over Stafford was DEFINITELY a costly mistake.

You should have listened to me.

:lol: That's what I did f***er.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/7a3db2de0faea04c7ebfca694e106566/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:08:51 PM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.

:lol: I'm an Atletico Madrid fan now since I live there. :mung:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:17:28 PM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.

:lol: I'm an Atletico Madrid fan now since I live there. :mung:

:lol: Now just wait a god damn minute.

@Super Duper Branko Strupar
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:21:10 PM
That Ebron catch not being a TD shows why this sport is w***
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:21:35 PM
Vinatieri is finished.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:29:01 PM
Kyler sucks. God damn it. Freaking short ass QB.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:30:15 PM
That one handed pick!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:32:34 PM
Soon time for the Brady Bunch.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:32:41 PM
Did the Giants skip preseason?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:33:47 PM
Did the Giants skip preseason?

Eli has actually been alright but they don't have a secondary. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:46:42 PM
Did the Giants skip preseason?

Eli has actually been alright but they don't have a secondary. :lol:

:lol: They're getting f***ing destroyed out there.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:53:29 PM
Are the giants always this s***?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:55:07 PM
Are the giants always this s***?

Not always, no.

Once every few years they’re amazing and win the Superbowl.

Mostly s**** though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:55:21 PM
Who in the holy f*** is this Lions TE?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:56:16 PM
f*** whoever outbid me by a dollar for Hockenson
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 8 September 2019, 11:58:25 PM
I like Hockenson
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:18:32 AM
Winston is so bad :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:19:11 AM
Well that was mightily undeserved.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:19:50 AM
My three top performers were all acquired in a certain trade. Thank you @Shak !
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:19:54 AM
Winston is so bad :lol:

Yup. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:20:54 AM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.

:lol: I'm an Atletico Madrid fan now since I live there. :mung:

:lol: Now just wait a god damn minute.

@Super Duper Branko Strupar

At least he didn't say Real.  That would be banworthy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: thomas on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:40:17 AM
Siri play me the sound of patriots fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPCpcDPpmpw
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:43:08 AM
Lions :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:43:20 AM
The chutzpah on Kyler :notbad:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:44:23 AM
why do I do this to myself
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:46:16 AM
My three top performers were all acquired in a certain trade. Thank you @Shak !

Saved me the frustration of leaving DJax on the bench, at least. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:47:57 AM
I know it’s exciting and all but you can see just how s*** both of these teams are. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:56:33 AM
Fitzgerald is so good. Thought he was dead already.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 9 September 2019, 12:58:11 AM
How do you miss that late hit out of bounds?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:08:45 AM
I know it’s exciting and all but you can see just how s*** both of these teams are. :lol:

The Cardinals defence is really, really bad. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:17:34 AM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.

:lol: I'm an Atletico Madrid fan now since I live there. :mung:

:lol: Now just wait a god damn minute.

@Super Duper Branko Strupar

At least he didn't say Real.  That would be banworthy.

:lol: All the Liverpool s*** he gives me and he's a fan of f***ing Atletico. Out there in his Sunderland colors acting like it's okay.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:18:29 AM
This Lions Cards game is like when The Gang ran into those two homeless dudes f***ing each other underneath the boardwalk.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:20:04 AM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.

:lol: I'm an Atletico Madrid fan now since I live there. :mung:

:lol: Now just wait a god damn minute.

@Super Duper Branko Strupar

At least he didn't say Real.  That would be banworthy.

:lol: All the Liverpool s*** he gives me and he's a fan of f***ing Atletico. Out there in his Sunderland colors acting like it's okay.

:spit:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:21:54 AM
The Giants f***ing suck, btw.

I've done well then. :lol:

:lol: You're not going to enjoy sports for most of the next decade.

:lol: I'm an Atletico Madrid fan now since I live there. :mung:

:lol: Now just wait a god damn minute.

@Super Duper Branko Strupar

At least he didn't say Real.  That would be banworthy.

:lol: All the Liverpool s*** he gives me and he's a fan of f***ing Atletico. Out there in his Sunderland colors acting like it's okay.

:spit:

As an admin imo you are obligated to add Un Maçkem underneath his name.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:24:49 AM
We looked good for 3 quarters so I bought into like a f***ing idiot
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:29:56 AM
That Brady throw, this year might be the year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:43:29 AM
They're so f***ing good ffs :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:58:56 AM
Winston is the exact same guy we drafted, hasn't improved one bit beyond that. Time to move on.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 9 September 2019, 02:27:50 AM
Well, f*** this season then.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 9 September 2019, 04:00:52 AM
Well, f*** this season then.

Auto post this every sunday
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: samptime29 on Monday 9 September 2019, 08:20:56 AM
Shocked by the Browns result - didn't see that coming. Cowboys game was a good watch - glad NFL is back.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:04:57 AM
Pats looked incredible. Damn.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KDT on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:06:10 AM
Well that was a decent start to the season. Titan Up!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ginola on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:40:26 PM
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Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:50:01 PM
Ridley vs Crowder is a wash so it basically comes down to whether you think upgrading from Hooper to Engram is worth the cliff face drop of Davante Adams to Amari Cooper.

WAIT HOLD THE f*** ON! Ridley v Crowder is a wash? Ridley is being projected top 25WR while Crowder is not even top 50WRs. I buy Dans thought completely that Davante is a stud, but I needed depth after the Melvin Gordon s***. Some even have him top 15WRs btw.

 :whistle:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:55:00 PM
The rest of your thoughts on that trade look pretty stupid, mind you. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 01:57:29 PM
Ridley was playing the Vikings while Crowder was up against the Bills. f*** off moozy :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 9 September 2019, 02:09:23 PM
If we're resorting to "banter" around judging a trade after a single game, I'm quitting ff. Especially given (with 1 game as a sample) more of his post is wrong than right. Poor effort.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 9 September 2019, 02:24:40 PM
Ridley was playing the Vikings while Crowder was up against the Bills. f*** off moozy :lol:

Bills have one of the best pass defenses in the league and Crowder still put up good numbers. He’s legit, he’s ace, he’s a star.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 9 September 2019, 02:32:39 PM
He got 14 f***ing receptions and still had less than 100 yards. It's not a slight on him, he plays for the New York Jets. Sam Darnold is his QB. There is no hope for him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Monday 9 September 2019, 03:10:12 PM
I was shouted at for suggesting they were comparable players, merely highlighting that my point was not ridiculous. Especially in a f***ing PPR league :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 03:14:02 PM
I was shouted at for suggesting they were comparable players, merely highlighting that my point was not ridiculous. Especially in a f***ing PPR league :lol:

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 9 September 2019, 03:42:54 PM
I was shouted at for suggesting they were comparable players, merely highlighting that my point was not ridiculous. Especially in a f***ing PPR league :lol:

:lol: They have played one f***ing game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 9 September 2019, 03:45:20 PM
Ridley was playing the Vikings while Crowder was up against the Bills. f*** off moozy :lol:

:lol: Bills allowed the least passing yards per game to their opponent last year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 9 September 2019, 03:46:54 PM
The Lions have broken my sprit, didn't even know that was still possible
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 04:04:21 PM
The Lions have broken my sprit, didn't even know that was still possible

That timeout on their own 3rd down :lol:

The play worked so well. :lol:

Stafford looks to just be in constant emotional agony at this point in his career. The right thing to do would be to shoot him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 04:15:06 PM
Ridley was playing the Vikings while Crowder was up against the Bills. f*** off moozy :lol:

:lol: Bills allowed the least passing yards per game to their opponent last year.

The Bills sucks anyways :lol: always a valid argument.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 9 September 2019, 04:18:17 PM
Ridley was playing the Vikings while Crowder was up against the Bills. f*** off moozy :lol:

:lol: Bills allowed the least passing yards per game to their opponent last year.

The Bills sucks anyways :lol: always a valid argument.

:lol: Motherfucker who in the f*** is you.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 04:28:57 PM
Ridley was playing the Vikings while Crowder was up against the Bills. f*** off moozy :lol:

:lol: Bills allowed the least passing yards per game to their opponent last year.

The Bills sucks anyways :lol: always a valid argument.

:lol: Motherfucker who in the f*** is you.

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 9 September 2019, 05:11:05 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 9 September 2019, 06:26:54 PM
Looking for an RB. Willing to part with one of my WRs if the value is good.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 9 September 2019, 07:08:43 PM
I have the Vikings DST available if that works for you
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 9 September 2019, 07:45:10 PM
Looking for an RB. Willing to part with one of my WRs if the value is good.

Guice is available...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Monday 9 September 2019, 09:10:05 PM
Anyone been to a game in the US before?   Used to have a season ticket at Newcastle, how does the experience differ?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 09:26:32 PM
I’ve been.

All the NFL games I’ve been to in the US were amazing.

The best of the several games I’ve seen at SJP was when we drew 2-2 with ten man Wigan to a last Titus Bramble equalizer to them. Not so great :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Monday 9 September 2019, 09:37:13 PM
:lol:  I went to the 4-4 with Arsenal and the 5-1 vs Sunderland.  Heard good things about the Superdome and looking forward to seeing Brees and Watt.  Wish I was watching the Bears though - they moved the game @ Oakland to f***ing London. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:12:12 PM
Anyone been to a game in the US before?   Used to have a season ticket at Newcastle, how does the experience differ?

Been to a couple of NFL games. Honestly think watching on TV is a better experience.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:13:29 PM
Anyone been to a game in the US before?   Used to have a season ticket at Newcastle, how does the experience differ?

Been to a couple of NFL games. Honestly think watching on TV is a better experience.

Awesome, can't wait! :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: thomas on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:14:57 PM
The Falcons/Atlanta United really have it good with the MBS. Think there are a few fantastic vids of the interior in the Almiron thread. It’s a class stadium +atmosphere.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:18:12 PM
:lol: it’s not a bad experience and I recommend going at least once. I’ve just been spoiled by the high production value of broadcast games now. It’s one of the few sports I prefer not to watch in-person. Don’t think I’d ever go in for an NFL season ticket, regardless of the team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:34:15 PM
Superdome tonight should be fantastic.

Don’t listen to Deuce, the gimp. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ginola on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:43:05 PM
Anyone been to a game in the US before?   Used to have a season ticket at Newcastle, how does the experience differ?

Not been to a game in the US but I have been to a London game and loved watching it live and in person. Imagine the atmosphere will be quite a bit different in the US though to the experience in London. This probably isn't a remotely useful response
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Monday 9 September 2019, 10:43:29 PM
Superdome tonight should be fantastic.

Don’t listen to Deuce, the gimp. :lol:

:lol:  I never do.  How much fun can you have watching the Bills?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 9 September 2019, 11:01:50 PM
Few things quite like a massive third down for the away team late in a close game. The f***ing noise. :lol:

I completely lost the plot for the last 20 minutes or so of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7442CfruiA

The f***ing noise, you could actually feel the stadium shake. Every single Bears play before the snap everyone was just screaming random noises at the top of their voices.

The fumble in OT I lept out of my seat and started kicking the f*** out of the security rail. Just completely gone in the head.

I’m pretty sure I’ll never top my first NFL game. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 9 September 2019, 11:47:38 PM
Definitely prefer watching at home, too. But also I had Lions season tickets so obviously it was miserable after a few years. The early games especially used to suck because they barely provided any out of town scores or fantasy updates. Now that smartphones are a thing it's obviously not much of an issue.

Just pick the right game, especially if you go to a night game, the atmosphere is always incredible during mnf or snf.

Last game I went to was the Jags at Indy and it was probably the most forgettable atmosphere I've ever been a part of
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 9 September 2019, 11:48:23 PM
My one game in the US was the falcons beating the saints on TNF with a last minute breezy pick in the end zone. Fair to say that was pretty class.

Being able to see the whole field is great imo. Camera on tv is dogshit. I wanna know who is open before the ball is in their hand.

I reckon it’s the kind of sport that with the right game, is brilliant, but a boring game is even worse than on TV. I basically wouldn’t want a season ticket. Especially given the winterness of it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 12:37:33 AM
Who thought the down and distance graphic on the bottom corner should be f***ing yellow?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 12:41:53 AM
Will Fuller is ridiculous.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 03:20:24 AM
The ending to this game is bants. They left far too much time on clock tho.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 03:20:51 AM
This has been so good
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 03:25:47 AM
How surprising.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 03:31:51 AM
That was f***ing class.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 03:34:38 AM
I realize nobody cares but me, but I just lost in my money league essentially because of that -5yd handoff to Kamara. I often wonder why I bother with this s***. The other guy has Nuk and Latavius. I left work just before half time with a comfortable lead. Got home and switched on to see that Nuk had scored 2TDs and Latavius 1TD in the less than 10 minutes of gameplay in between.

Somebody up there is taking the absolute p*ss.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 04:02:43 AM
Who thought the down and distance graphic on the bottom corner should be f***ing yellow?

Scrapped by halftime :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 04:38:47 AM
Nice to see we’re s*** again.

Ah Walter Football my old friend, what have you got for me?!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 04:55:49 AM
Nice to see we’re s*** again.

Ah Walter Football my old friend, what have you got for me?!

Just s*** enough to f*** me over, it looks like. I could have played anybody else - even Alexander f***ing Mattison - and already have won this week.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 07:08:05 AM
Hopkins is unreal. Absolutely unreal. In his own tier IMO.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 10:11:48 AM
Looking for a WR for an RB: Chris Carson, Leonard Fournette, Sony Michel and Austin Ekeler available.

Carson Wentz or Lamar Jackson also available.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:17:21 AM
Anyone been to a game in the US before?   Used to have a season ticket at Newcastle, how does the experience differ?

Been to a couple of NFL games. Honestly think watching on TV is a better experience.

Awesome, can't wait! :lol:

Disagree.  I loved the games I went to, even though the Chargers lost all 3 in heart breaking fashion. 

I mean, if you're massively into the sport, all the rules, the replays, the individual stats etc.  Then yeah, watching on TV is probably better for seeing and appreciating everything.  But tailgating and the atmosphere are both quality.  Plus you can see the play developing and what is going on a lot better.  The same as live football games, I suppose. 

I didn't mind my season ticket up in L7.  As you got to see the whole pitch and what was going on.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:20:12 AM
Just caught up with last night's highlights. 

Holy f***!  That New Orleans game.  A real 'barn burner' :lol:

Were the Broncos really bad, or are the Raiders a functioning, competent team now?  Hard to tell from the 10 mins of footage.  But the Raiders actually looked fairly balanced on all three phases.  Years of being s*** and also stockpiling draft picks might finally be paying off. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:32:29 AM
Saints :anguish:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:50:49 AM
Just caught up with last night's highlights. 

Holy f***!  That New Orleans game.  A real 'barn burner' :lol:

Were the Broncos really bad, or are the Raiders a functioning, competent team now?  Hard to tell from the 10 mins of footage.  But the Raiders actually looked fairly balanced on all three phases.  Years of being s*** and also stockpiling draft picks might finally be paying off. 

That really late MNF game on week 1 has seen some freak results before so not really sure but I don't see them winning more than 5-6 games.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:52:39 AM
Just caught up with last night's highlights. 

Holy f***!  That New Orleans game.  A real 'barn burner' :lol:

Were the Broncos really bad, or are the Raiders a functioning, competent team now?  Hard to tell from the 10 mins of footage.  But the Raiders actually looked fairly balanced on all three phases.  Years of being s*** and also stockpiling draft picks might finally be paying off. 

That really late MNF game on week 1 has seen some freak results before so not really sure but I don't see them winning more than 5-6 games.

:thup:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 02:49:31 PM
Disagree.  I loved the games I went to, even though the Chargers lost all 3 in heart breaking fashion. 

I mean, if you're massively into the sport, all the rules, the replays, the individual stats etc.  Then yeah, watching on TV is probably better for seeing and appreciating everything.  But tailgating and the atmosphere are both quality.  Plus you can see the play developing and what is going on a lot better.  The same as live football games, I suppose. 

I didn't mind my season ticket up in L7.  As you got to see the whole pitch and what was going on.

It was brilliant.  The Superdome is the best stadium I've ever been to and the atmosphere was phenomenal, especially after that field goal went in.  You don't get any of that staying home and watching on TV.  I was pretty high up, but the view was still good.  Not having yellow lines appear on the field takes some getting used to though.

(https://i.imgur.com/EHoDWia.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 02:51:52 PM
Amazing shot, looks class. :thup: What a game too!

Only experience of NFL is in the UK, so pretty crumby atmosphere compared to what I imagine it's like over there. Twickenham wasn't bad tbf. Wembley is fairly dire, and I suspect Spurs will be worse still.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 03:15:44 PM
The London games are just a different kettle of fish. Like going to a Newcastle game in New York or some s***. It's just going to be a bunch of people who like the sport, not people who support the team (not the regime).
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 04:47:07 PM
Welcome to Team Beren you $10 bastid :lol:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 04:51:11 PM
Disagree.  I loved the games I went to, even though the Chargers lost all 3 in heart breaking fashion. 

I mean, if you're massively into the sport, all the rules, the replays, the individual stats etc.  Then yeah, watching on TV is probably better for seeing and appreciating everything.  But tailgating and the atmosphere are both quality.  Plus you can see the play developing and what is going on a lot better.  The same as live football games, I suppose. 

I didn't mind my season ticket up in L7.  As you got to see the whole pitch and what was going on.

It was brilliant.  The Superdome is the best stadium I've ever been to and the atmosphere was phenomenal, especially after that field goal went in.  You don't get any of that staying home and watching on TV.  I was pretty high up, but the view was still good.  Not having yellow lines appear on the field takes some getting used to though.

(https://i.imgur.com/EHoDWia.jpg)

Tremendous shot. Hoy that in the photo thread, tbh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 09:30:35 PM
Disagree.  I loved the games I went to, even though the Chargers lost all 3 in heart breaking fashion. 

I mean, if you're massively into the sport, all the rules, the replays, the individual stats etc.  Then yeah, watching on TV is probably better for seeing and appreciating everything.  But tailgating and the atmosphere are both quality.  Plus you can see the play developing and what is going on a lot better.  The same as live football games, I suppose. 

I didn't mind my season ticket up in L7.  As you got to see the whole pitch and what was going on.

It was brilliant.  The Superdome is the best stadium I've ever been to and the atmosphere was phenomenal, especially after that field goal went in.  You don't get any of that staying home and watching on TV.  I was pretty high up, but the view was still good.  Not having yellow lines appear on the field takes some getting used to though.

(https://i.imgur.com/EHoDWia.jpg)

Outstanding pic.  Proper jealous. 

It is a massive regret of mine that I didn't go to Saints V Cowboys when I was in New Orleans.  Especially seeing as the Saints won from I think the first play in overtime.  The atmosphere in the city was mental, so I bet the ground would have been another level. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 09:30:55 PM
 :smugdog:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:52:57 PM
Shut the f*** up.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 12:54:33 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: TRC on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 01:40:49 AM
?s=19
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 01:44:54 AM
That is...not a plot twist I was expecting.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 01:53:07 AM
https://dailysnark.com/leaked-direct-messages-suggest-antonio-brown-is-being-extorted-with-fake-sexual-assault-claim/

:dontknow:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 04:43:18 PM
Only Mike and Ash, with their selections of the Bills, got points from the dogging this week.

Scoreboard

Mike 3
Ash 3

Week 2 Lines

BUCCANEERS (+6.5) @ Panthers
CARDINALS (+13) @ Ravens
Bills @ GIANTS (+2)
Cowboys @ REDSKINS (+4.5)
COLTS (+3) @ Titans
JAGUARS (+9) @ Texans
Chargers @ LIONS (+2.5)
VIKINGS (+3) @ Packers
Patriots @ DOLPHINS (+18.5)
49’ERS (+1) @ Bengals
SEAHAWKS (+4) @ Steelers
Chiefs @ RAIDERS (+9.5)
Bears @ BRONCOS (+1.5)
SAINTS (+3) @ Rams
Eagles @ FALCONS (+1)
Browns @ JETS (+2.5)

Make your picks.

Latecomers welcome, you’re at f*** all of a disadvantage. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 04:49:13 PM
DOLPHINS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 04:50:02 PM
DOLPHINS

You'll win Shak's little game if you get this right and nothing else for the rest of the season :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 04:53:35 PM
Bucs for me, like.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 04:54:03 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 05:10:55 PM
SEAHAWKS please.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 05:27:02 PM
VIKINGS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - Week 1 MOTHERF*CKERS!
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 06:05:37 PM

Cardinals

A tie :serious:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 06:22:31 PM
Should lose points, tbh. :joey:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 06:31:38 PM
REDSKINS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 06:50:57 PM
Falcons
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 07:12:11 PM
LIONS


 :dog:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 07:54:29 PM
Shut the f*** up.

:lol: oh Michael, why must you be so hostile, especially after you got a win yourself
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 08:12:50 PM
Hunter Henry hurt again.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 08:41:48 PM
Hunter Henry hurt again.

Good thing Froggy had 3 TEs on his roster.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 09:43:30 PM
Anyone in the market for a Vance McDonald? I've got one I may need to move on. Looking for a mo better flexy-2 option than D.K. Metcalf.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 10:33:29 PM
Lions
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Wednesday 11 September 2019, 11:00:45 PM

Classic zeebs
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:17:47 AM
Doubling down


Cardinals
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:25:57 AM

Classic zeebs

Always liked the refs, tbh. They do a difficult job as well as can be expected. Faultless, imo.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 12 September 2019, 06:19:45 AM
Hunter Henry hurt again.

Good thing Froggy had 3 TEs on his roster.

That was part of the plan.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 08:56:36 AM
More shrewd use of FAAB :blush:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:04:38 AM
More shrewd use of FAAB :blush:

Wait why the f*** did you do that?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:07:38 AM
Every year he spunks the whole $100 in the first week. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:08:48 AM
Completely forgot about the waiver wire. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:09:16 AM
:yao: It's sad because it's true.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:13:33 AM
Every year he spunks the whole $100 in the first week. :lol:

I thought you were joking. :lol: FFS Beren.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:53:47 AM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ash on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:55:49 AM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?

"Here we go sir, try this free sample."

"f*** that, here's £20."
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Thursday 12 September 2019, 10:03:20 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/FFnLhKDz/faab.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 10:07:41 AM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?

"Here we go sir, try this free sample."

"f*** that, here's £20."

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 10:08:09 AM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?

Highly frugal :lol: It's just this FAAB thing man. Ruins me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 12 September 2019, 11:45:11 AM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?

Highly frugal :lol: It's just this FAAB thing man. Ruins me.

But why did you do it? Explain the reasoning to us. I'm fascinated by moronic minds, so would love an explanation.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 12 September 2019, 11:52:33 AM
He must do it intentionally for bants right? There’s no other logic to it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:09:28 PM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?

Highly frugal :lol: It's just this FAAB thing man. Ruins me.

But why did you do it? Explain the reasoning to us. I'm fascinated by moronic minds, so would love an explanation.

I'm just not as smart as guys who draft Melvin Gordon for $43 I guess.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:09:49 PM
It really is interesting. Beren is clearly a very smart guy and very invested in FF but something in his brain can’t handle this FAAB thing.

That guy is a decent add but he’ll be relevant for few weeks and even then it’s no guarantee he produces as Tyreek is pretty damn good and Chiefs have so many weapons. Would love to know how many times Beren upped his bid. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:11:42 PM
f*** me Beren, what are you like when you go shopping?

Highly frugal :lol: It's just this FAAB thing man. Ruins me.

But why did you do it? Explain the reasoning to us. I'm fascinated by moronic minds, so would love an explanation.

I'm just not as smart as guys who draft Melvin Gordon for $43 I guess.

:lol: I had no f***ing idea the guy was holding out. I drafted without knowing anything except that Luck had retired and AB was potentially going to hold out because of something with his helmet.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:11:56 PM
It really is interesting. Beren is clearly very invested in FF but something in his brain can’t handle this FAAB thing.

That guy is a decent add but he’ll be relevant for few weeks and even then it’s no guarantee he produces as Tyreek is pretty damn good and Chiefs have so many weapons. Would love to know how many times Beren upped his bid. :lol:

fyp
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:25:25 PM
It really is interesting. Beren is clearly a very smart guy and very invested in FF but something in his brain can’t handle this FAAB thing.

That guy is a decent add but he’ll be relevant for few weeks and even then it’s no guarantee he produces as Tyreek is pretty damn good and Chiefs have so many weapons. Would love to know how many times Beren upped his bid. :lol:

:lol: A few times.

Essentially I just talk myself into the value. Early weeks have the best pickups IMO. In previous years, Froggy has got Conner. Mozy got Kamara early-ish. You can glean a fair bit from preseason but week 1 is the most revealing in terms of usage etc after the off-season retooling of teams. You also have the most weeks to use them (if they're any good) when you pick them up so is the best time to splurge if you're going to. As for Mecole Hardman, they drafted him 2nd round to replace what they thought was a suspended Tyreek Hill. Really similar profile. Did well in preseason. I'm also quite sceptical of injury recovery times, factor in the risk of re-aggravation etc. So I think if he does well he'll have a role going forward if/when Tyreek returns.

I definitely (and obviously) overestimate the splurging of others. Think the year before last Troll spent $50 on Cohen or something? There is a fair bit of variance on splurging which colours my thoughts. But i'd rather take the risk of spending big on someone with big potential and get the guy I want, than having my FAAB budget eroded in ten $10 chunks for players who I esteem to have fairly limited potential.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:31:19 PM
 :lol: I felt a bit guilty putting in a $1 bid on John Brown.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:32:15 PM
It really is interesting. Beren is clearly a very smart guy and very invested in FF but something in his brain can’t handle this FAAB thing.

That guy is a decent add but he’ll be relevant for few weeks and even then it’s no guarantee he produces as Tyreek is pretty damn good and Chiefs have so many weapons. Would love to know how many times Beren upped his bid. :lol:

:lol: A few times.

Essentially I just talk myself into the value. Early weeks have the best pickups IMO. In previous years, Froggy has got Conner. Mozy got Kamara early-ish. You can glean a fair bit from preseason but week 1 is the most revealing in terms of usage etc after the off-season retooling of teams. You also have the most weeks to use them (if they're any good) when you pick them up so is the best time to splurge if you're going to. As for Mecole Hardman, they drafted him 2nd round to replace what they thought was a suspended Tyreek Hill. Really similar profile. Did well in preseason. I'm also quite sceptical of injury recovery times, factor in the risk of re-aggravation etc. So I think if he does well he'll have a role going forward if/when Tyreek returns.

I definitely (and obviously) overestimate the splurging of others. Think the year before last Troll spent $50 on Cohen or something? There is a fair bit of variance on splurging which colours my thoughts. But i'd rather take the risk of spending big on someone with big potential and get the guy I want, than having my FAAB budget eroded in ten $10 chunks for players who I esteem to have fairly limited potential.

Didn't I pay like $3 for Conner though? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:54:28 PM
It really is interesting. Beren is clearly a very smart guy and very invested in FF but something in his brain can’t handle this FAAB thing.

That guy is a decent add but he’ll be relevant for few weeks and even then it’s no guarantee he produces as Tyreek is pretty damn good and Chiefs have so many weapons. Would love to know how many times Beren upped his bid. :lol:

:lol: A few times.

Essentially I just talk myself into the value. Early weeks have the best pickups IMO. In previous years, Froggy has got Conner. Mozy got Kamara early-ish. You can glean a fair bit from preseason but week 1 is the most revealing in terms of usage etc after the off-season retooling of teams. You also have the most weeks to use them (if they're any good) when you pick them up so is the best time to splurge if you're going to. As for Mecole Hardman, they drafted him 2nd round to replace what they thought was a suspended Tyreek Hill. Really similar profile. Did well in preseason. I'm also quite sceptical of injury recovery times, factor in the risk of re-aggravation etc. So I think if he does well he'll have a role going forward if/when Tyreek returns.

I definitely (and obviously) overestimate the splurging of others. Think the year before last Troll spent $50 on Cohen or something? There is a fair bit of variance on splurging which colours my thoughts. But i'd rather take the risk of spending big on someone with big potential and get the guy I want, than having my FAAB budget eroded in ten $10 chunks for players who I esteem to have fairly limited potential.

Didn't I pay like $3 for Conner though? :lol:

Yeah, but the point stands, sort of. I’m totally down with spending a chunk of FAAB in week one because we’ve got our first proper look at players. There’s no way that, say, Maclaurin would have been the subject of a bidding war before week one. There are also 16 players in the league, so it would be easy to imagine a feeding frenzy.

$71 for Mercole Hardman is clinically insane though :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:14:05 PM
Aye, there is no argument for that number. You know that no-one is bidding more than, 30? lets even say 40 to be safe. BOOM. 71. There's no sense to it. No matter if he gets 300 tds this week.

Oh well. Better for everyone else I guess.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:14:54 PM
Wait. I didn't even realise the stupid c*** got John Brown too :lol: for $29. f***ing hell.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:16:43 PM
:lol:

Existence is Pain Mecole Hardman KC, WR $71
No Elis No McAdoos Mecole Hardman KC, WR $9
Baker's Dozen Mecole Hardman KC, WR $1
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:17:30 PM
The 71 is clearly to trump the other guys who’ll be bidding 60, 65... maybe 70 at a push.

Nobody else will have the foresight to add an extra one on and thereby secure the acquisition.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:19:00 PM
:lol:

Existence is Pain Mecole Hardman KC, WR $71
No Elis No McAdoos Mecole Hardman KC, WR $9
Baker's Dozen Mecole Hardman KC, WR $1

Salty you got outbid tbh.  :cool:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:25:20 PM
The 71 is clearly to trump the other guys who’ll be bidding 60, 65... maybe 70 at a push.

Nobody else will have the foresight to add an extra one on and thereby secure the acquisition.



I actually won the final sealed bidding round on my house by exactly £500!

Or at least that's what the estate agent told me :(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:27:39 PM
Do you live in a cardboard box worth fifty quid?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:50:03 PM
Guaranteed the lower bid was also made by Beren
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 12 September 2019, 03:48:29 PM
Darnold out.

https://youtu.be/auJHZaoq0ew
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 12 September 2019, 03:55:39 PM
He has glandular fever. Eez f***ed for the season iyam.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Thursday 12 September 2019, 03:58:39 PM
A MNF shitfest two weeks into the season must be a record
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 12 September 2019, 04:04:05 PM
He has glandular fever. Eez f***ed for the season iyam.

Genuinely not sure what I've done to the FF Gods :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 12 September 2019, 05:10:23 PM
Bell gone for an MRI too.

Gonna be a particularly extravagant w*** in the Murphy household tonight.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Thursday 12 September 2019, 06:55:58 PM
It really is interesting. Beren is clearly a very smart guy and very invested in FF but something in his brain can’t handle this FAAB thing.

That guy is a decent add but he’ll be relevant for few weeks and even then it’s no guarantee he produces as Tyreek is pretty damn good and Chiefs have so many weapons. Would love to know how many times Beren upped his bid. :lol:

:lol: A few times.

Essentially I just talk myself into the value. Early weeks have the best pickups IMO. In previous years, Froggy has got Conner. Mozy got Kamara early-ish. You can glean a fair bit from preseason but week 1 is the most revealing in terms of usage etc after the off-season retooling of teams. You also have the most weeks to use them (if they're any good) when you pick them up so is the best time to splurge if you're going to. As for Mecole Hardman, they drafted him 2nd round to replace what they thought was a suspended Tyreek Hill. Really similar profile. Did well in preseason. I'm also quite sceptical of injury recovery times, factor in the risk of re-aggravation etc. So I think if he does well he'll have a role going forward if/when Tyreek returns.

I definitely (and obviously) overestimate the splurging of others. Think the year before last Troll spent $50 on Cohen or something? There is a fair bit of variance on splurging which colours my thoughts. But i'd rather take the risk of spending big on someone with big potential and get the guy I want, than having my FAAB budget eroded in ten $10 chunks for players who I esteem to have fairly limited potential.

I do agree spending big early on but really think (and hope :) ) that you splashed on the wrong guy and obviously way too much. Hill is supposed to be out for 4-6 weeks and when he returns Hardman will be behind Hill, Kelce, Watkins and RBs on targets and at least last year WR3 in that offense wasn't relevant in fantasy. Personally I much rather take a punt on a guy who will be getting targets no matter what even if it is on an inferior offense.

It's also not bad to save some dollars as I basically won last year thanks to being able to pick up Damien Williams late in the season.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 12 September 2019, 07:10:57 PM
Whole purpose of that post was clearly to remind us that Pata won last year. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Thursday 12 September 2019, 07:31:53 PM
 :smugdog:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 12 September 2019, 08:09:11 PM
Whole purpose of that post was clearly to remind us that Pata won last year. :lol:

Good he did. Had no idea he has actually won :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 12 September 2019, 08:16:16 PM
My current pet hate is how the Q for Questionable looks almost exactly like the O for Out on ESPN.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:07:03 PM
My current pet hate is how the Q for Questionable looks almost exactly like the O for Out on ESPN.

Fairly niche that one :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 12 September 2019, 09:08:27 PM
Well I was waiting for Guice to be confirmed out, then Darnold, now it looks like Baker is Out whenever my team comes up.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 13 September 2019, 12:53:06 AM
Thursday Night Football, y?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 13 September 2019, 01:05:40 AM
Dak and Vikings DST ON THE BLOCK
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 13 September 2019, 01:43:05 AM
Thursday Night Football, y?

Y?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Friday 13 September 2019, 01:47:26 AM
:lol: Because f*** brains.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 13 September 2019, 02:36:25 AM
How the f*** is Norv Turner still a thing? I was like... 18?... when he started coaching the Skins back in the day.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 13 September 2019, 02:49:54 AM
I'm hoping this is his foot still, because Cam has basically given up rushing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 13 September 2019, 02:51:55 AM
Godwin has 59 of Tampa's 70 yds. And his longest gain was only 22. This is a true shitfest.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Friday 13 September 2019, 02:59:18 AM
SHITFEST.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Friday 13 September 2019, 04:34:36 AM
Cam Newton stinks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Friday 13 September 2019, 04:35:15 AM
Cam Newton really stinks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Friday 13 September 2019, 05:08:48 AM
What an awful game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Friday 13 September 2019, 05:17:42 AM
Cam seems broken. Not scored a TD in last four games and seven picks in the last five.

Also, Arians not using OJ Howard is bullshit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Friday 13 September 2019, 05:19:10 AM
Go BUCS!! We seem to actually have a semi competent defence for the first time in about 10 years.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Friday 13 September 2019, 05:29:50 AM
Barber with 23 carries. Wasn't expecting that. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Friday 13 September 2019, 10:53:24 AM
Cam Newton post game ...

(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_8_desktop_mobile/f_png/panthers/kmjdmjqwijqas8ggqjz8.png)

 :pokerface: :pokerface: :pokerface:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Friday 13 September 2019, 11:00:09 AM
:lol:

Btw, I actually lost 5 points from last week this night on fantasy. Bobby Wagner had 2 stuffs and a tackle removed. Did anyones W/L get affected by this late change?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: RodneyCisse on Friday 13 September 2019, 11:51:49 AM
That look really suits how he’s playing
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Friday 13 September 2019, 01:30:11 PM

:aww:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Kanji on Friday 13 September 2019, 01:57:26 PM
1-1

what it dooo baaaabeeeyyy
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 13 September 2019, 03:28:09 PM

:love:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Friday 13 September 2019, 03:50:09 PM

:aww:

:aww:

Buffalo’s finest dining establishment
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Friday 13 September 2019, 03:50:10 PM

:love:

:thup:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Saturday 14 September 2019, 12:23:20 PM
Choosing the Raiders in my sexy little game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Saturday 14 September 2019, 12:27:50 PM

:aww:

:aww:

Buffalo’s finest dining establishment

That video has me convinced that this is our year.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 14 September 2019, 02:03:58 PM

That video has me convinced that this is our year.

(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_8_desktop_mobile/f_auto/bills/ix8tdhanfxi7vbrjc22k.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Saturday 14 September 2019, 02:05:32 PM
I'm gonna s*** in your mouth.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Saturday 14 September 2019, 02:12:35 PM
 :lol: That's a hell of a new page.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: thomas on Saturday 14 September 2019, 02:19:21 PM
Mike's set up a posting bot that just sends delaney tweet response threats directly to Chris' inbox :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 14 September 2019, 08:15:30 PM
:lol: I've got nothing to add this time
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ash on Sunday 15 September 2019, 04:10:15 PM
SEAHAWKS (+4) @ Steelers
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: RodneyCisse on Sunday 15 September 2019, 06:14:15 PM
Pats looking ok.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Sunday 15 September 2019, 06:31:35 PM
Pats looking ok.

Its between this or 'Ashley lives' for my most hated sentences.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Sunday 15 September 2019, 06:34:10 PM
Cousins with two fumbles in two plays.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:04:22 PM
Fantastic first half from my WRs and TE.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:05:27 PM
:sweetjesus:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:06:48 PM
Antonio Brown is ridiculous.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:25:58 PM
That's felony assault if it happens to Brady you bent c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:26:37 PM
Gene Steratore pays women to p*ss in his mouth the dentured nonce.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:27:45 PM
Get it! f***ing pricks!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:27:48 PM
GIRUY Eli.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:42:58 PM
Jesus :lol:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:47:11 PM
Pats really leaning into this cuntery thing with this AB love-in.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 07:54:59 PM
Moncrief should retire, jesus.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:02:41 PM
Oh, Jacoby.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:07:44 PM
 :lol: My fantasy team is awwwwwwful.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:27:24 PM
These offensive pass interferences that are getting called everywhere are so bad, no idea what Westbrook did wrong there.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:34:28 PM
That's classic Fitzmagic :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:36:53 PM
That's classic Fitzmagic :lol:

He's unbelivable. Had to bench him since I was starting Kyler, but kinda regretting that right now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:40:19 PM
This racist f*** can sling, man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:42:23 PM
That's classic Fitzmagic :lol:

He's unbelivable. Had to bench him since I was starting Kyler, but kinda regretting that right now.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:57:05 PM
Minshew is the dream. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:57:20 PM
Minshew is a GAMER!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:59:01 PM
And they give it to friggin Fournette ... my goodness.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 08:59:38 PM
How the f*** do you not put it in Minshew’s hands there?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:00:21 PM
Cousins is f***ing braindead.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:00:45 PM
Cousins is f***ing braindead.

So useless :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:02:34 PM
Cousins is f***ing braindead.

So useless :lol:

March down the field running the ball, put it in Cousins hands and he throws absolutely ridiculous backfoot floater. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:03:39 PM
Shut down Rodgers for 10 drives in a row but still lose the game. :anguish:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:04:51 PM
Cousins is f***ing braindead.

So useless :lol:

March down the field running the ball, put it in Cousins hands and he throws absolutely ridiculous backfoot floater. :lol:

As he started running backwards, I was just thinking, he's never going to throw that ... and right on cue he floats it up to two defenders covering the one guy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:05:52 PM
The Ravens with Lamar Jackson and Hollywood Brown are must see TV.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:05:57 PM
The giants are utter s***
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:16:22 PM
The giants are utter s***

(https://i.imgur.com/3QTg3JI.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:17:07 PM
:lol:

Bills look alright man.

Josh Allen has got a lot of moxy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:19:53 PM
:lol:

Bills look alright man.

Josh Allen has got a lot of moxy.

Keep his name out your mouf! f*** outta here talking about my team. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:20:19 PM
:lol: I keep forgetting how this ends. Every god damn time.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:23:25 PM
That loss f***ing hurts. I've been very patient with Cousins but he's a loser.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:24:05 PM
DOLPHINS

(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/h2OLfcSKKthRK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:25:28 PM
DOLPHINS

(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/h2OLfcSKKthRK/giphy.gif)

They actually did better than I expected for most of the game :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:27:49 PM
:lol:

Bills look alright man.

Josh Allen has got a lot of moxy.

Keep his name out your mouf! f*** outta here talking about my team. :lol:

 ;D

Chill man! I'm so sincere  :D

I liked Allen from the jump.

Fair play to your lot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:29:28 PM
DOLPHINS

(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/h2OLfcSKKthRK/giphy.gif)

They actually did better than I expected for most of the game :lol:

:lol: They got their entire s*** pushed in. Tried to be clever.

You should make this s*** for keeps. Like I should lose 18 whatever points for that s***. Got damn.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:29:58 PM
:lol:

Bills look alright man.

Josh Allen has got a lot of moxy.

Keep his name out your mouf! f*** outta here talking about my team. :lol:

 ;D

Chill man! I'm so sincere  :D

I liked Allen from the jump.

Fair play to your lot.

:lol: I'm just hyped because we're gannin win da leeg, etc.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:36:15 PM
That loss f***ing hurts. I've been very patient with Cousins but he's a loser.

You guys have so many weapons on offense too.

Feel like you don't even really need anything extraordinary from the QB position.

He is so bad.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:44:58 PM
In a sport where there are bullshit calls every 5 minutes. That flag on Floyd for that ‘body slam’ is the worst I have seen tonight.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 15 September 2019, 09:57:16 PM
Is Brees out? What kind of bullshit luck is this? I might actually win this matchup.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:10:02 PM
Howay the Rams.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:17:47 PM
Is Brees out? What kind of bullshit luck is this? I might actually win this matchup.

Yeah, thumb injury.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:21:16 PM
Just spent the last few hours with an Eagles fan, a Niners fan and a Giants fan.  Apparently the Niners are going to win it all.

Not even sure I want to carry on watching the Saints game :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:22:30 PM
3rd and 20 ... casual 42 yard touchdown.

Chiefs are something else. Receivers popping up out of nowhere catching these bombs now too.

Robinson previously and now Hardman.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:23:01 PM
Just spent the last few hours with an Eagles fan, a Niners fan and a Giants fan.  Apparently the Niners are going to win it all.

Not even sure I want to carry on watching the Saints game :lol:

Why?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:28:54 PM
Just spent the last few hours with an Eagles fan, a Niners fan and a Giants fan.  Apparently the Niners are going to win it all.

Not even sure I want to carry on watching the Saints game :lol:

Why?

It's already nearly 10:30pm, I'm tired and I'm not sure I can handle watching a couple of hours of Bridgewater at QB.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:29:30 PM
I'll inevitably sit here watching it to the disappointing end though
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:30:32 PM
Oh f*** off is that not ruled a fumble
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:31:17 PM
Terrible call to blow it dead.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:31:42 PM
Oh f*** off is that not ruled a fumble

So disgusting. Let that play out. Why blow it dead?! It should be a defensive touchdown.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:31:53 PM
 :iamatwat:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:32:14 PM
Saints getting f***ed by the zeebs in this fixture again :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:33:29 PM
Ahahahha
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:33:31 PM
f***ed over twice in two weeks already
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:33:48 PM
Be laughs if he slings a pick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:33:49 PM
It's unbelievable man :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:36:23 PM
Zeebs should just walk them down the field with ticky-tack calls tbh :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:36:24 PM
At what point do the conspiracy theories start flying again :lol:.

Do I not get punished enough following Newcastle, why do I have to put up with this s*** as well :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:39:55 PM
Kelce is nasty.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:40:47 PM
At what point do the conspiracy theories start flying again :lol:.

Do I not get punished enough following Newcastle, why do I have to put up with this s*** as well :lol:.

(http://i.imgur.com/uThsOJI.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:45:20 PM
:lol: My fantasy team is awwwwwwful.

Hold my beer :yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:45:56 PM
Oh my God ... DeMarcus Robinson.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 15 September 2019, 10:45:59 PM
DOLPHINS

(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/h2OLfcSKKthRK/giphy.gif)

:lol: they're well on their way to 2-14.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:09:45 PM
DeMarcus Robinson has 34.2 points. Beren will be hitting F5 hard on Thursday morning.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:14:13 PM
Beren: YOU COULD HAVE HAD VANCE MCDONALD!

B-more Mag: YOU COULD HAVE STARTED VANCE MCDONALD!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:15:58 PM
Our left tackle has been called for holding four times.

Remember that big, stupid looking guy who had his baby at the draft? That guy. First round pick. c***. s****.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:20:20 PM
Derek Carr ... urgh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:24:39 PM
Our left tackle has been called for holding four times.

Remember that big, stupid looking guy who had his baby at the draft? That guy. First round pick. c***. s****.

I actually do remember him because of that. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:34:51 PM
The relief on Bolles' face when they called 65. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:35:52 PM
The relief on Bolles' face when they called 65. :lol:

:lol:

Think they called the wrong number.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:39:50 PM
Unsurprisingly Teddy is terrible
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:57:28 PM
Joe Flacco man. Awful.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 15 September 2019, 11:59:51 PM
Incredible that they didn’t give the ball to Freeman there, he was running brilliantly and the D was gassed. Four runs and I’m confident we get in.

Awful s****, this.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:05:09 AM
The offense is painful to watch with Flacco.

What sort of pre-season did Drew Locke have? Got to be a consideration at this point.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:11:57 AM
He looked decent.

He’s on IR.

:yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:17:20 AM
Think Flacco has actually been alright today tbf.

Not great like but he’s made some good throws on 3rd down.

Penalties have killed a lot of our drives against a great D, it’s all just very sloppy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:24:48 AM
Get in Flacco!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:25:22 AM
Fangio!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:27:32 AM
That's bullshit
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:32:12 AM
Ugh
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:32:34 AM
Knew that was going to go through. Broncos man. Tragic.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:32:50 AM
Such w***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KaKa on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:33:07 AM
Man, heck of a game though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Troll on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:33:59 AM
 :smugdog:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:36:26 AM
And that roughing the passer call on Chubb. Woof.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:37:51 AM
Are you allowed call timeout before a play ends? :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:39:32 AM
Had Broncos +1.5 so that was expected, Bears kicker will make the +50 yarder.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:40:55 AM
NFL Primetime being back is huge. The only time Berman is bearable
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:44:08 AM
Had Broncos +1.5 so that was expected, Bears kicker will make the +50 yarder.

Steelers ruined my slip. Well, Big Ben's injury.

Ditto.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:44:31 AM
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:56:19 AM
Amendola has made a career out of inconsistent sporadic big games. So of course I fell for it today and started him while he threw up a bagel. DJ Chark sat unloved on the bench who would have got me the W. Sigh.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 16 September 2019, 01:07:59 AM
I'ma need Matt Ryan to get less than 21.4 points, and whateverthefuck needs to happen to offset adjustments, pls.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 16 September 2019, 02:51:20 AM
Is that half the QBs dead now?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:01:20 AM
This game hurts to watch
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:12:18 AM
My team doing an incredible job of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:14:25 AM
My team doing an incredible job of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Yeah, but we're gonna win the Super Bowl, man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:25:02 AM
My team doing an incredible job of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Yeah, but we're gonna win the Super Bowl, man.

:lol:

I remember the 5-2 record of the 2017 season too.  Halcyon days.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:52:41 AM
My team doing an incredible job of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Yeah, but we're gonna win the Super Bowl, man.

:lol:

I remember the 5-2 record of the 2017 season too.  Halcyon days.

:lol: This sounds suspiciously like cynicism. :huff:

This is our year, Sima.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:58:22 AM
I currently lead @Froggy by 0.3 points, with all our starters done.

:lol: I'm going to get so dicked by adjustments.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Monday 16 September 2019, 05:23:02 AM
I currently lead @Froggy by 0.3 points, with all our starters done.

:lol: I'm going to get so dicked by adjustments.

I'm not really feeling it this year. :lol: Normally I'd be outraged by this.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Monday 16 September 2019, 10:49:38 AM
I currently lead @Froggy by 0.3 points, with all our starters done.

:lol: I'm going to get so dicked by adjustments.

I'm not really feeling it this year. :lol: Normally I'd be outraged by this.

 :lol: Looks like you're ahead of me by 1.7 now anyway.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 10:49:48 AM
I currently lead @Froggy by 0.3 points, with all our starters done.

:lol: I'm going to get so dicked by adjustments.

Lost by 2 points, because B-More. Sickener!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 16 September 2019, 10:54:05 AM
Got screwed by the late game, so now i’m relying on the Browns. Great.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: samptime29 on Monday 16 September 2019, 11:08:31 AM
Saints got f***ed over. Terrible call.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Monday 16 September 2019, 12:07:06 PM
I currently lead @Froggy by 0.3 points, with all our starters done.

:lol: I'm going to get so dicked by adjustments.

I'm not really feeling it this year. :lol: Normally I'd be outraged by this.

 :lol: Looks like you're ahead of me by 1.7 now anyway.

Aaron Donald got a stuff added. Harsh. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Monday 16 September 2019, 03:27:21 PM

:lol: This sounds suspiciously like cynicism. :huff:

This is our year, Sima.

f*** it, I'm in.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Sima on Monday 16 September 2019, 03:27:55 PM
Got screwed by the late game, so now i’m relying on the Browns. Great.

Wew.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 03:41:56 PM
Saints got f***ed over. Terrible call.

(https://i.imgur.com/sBX0nXC.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 16 September 2019, 03:51:24 PM
Saints got f***ed over. Terrible call.

(https://i.imgur.com/sBX0nXC.gif)

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 03:57:24 PM
Brees needs surgery. 6 weeks. Oof.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 03:58:54 PM
Brees needs surgery. 6 weeks. Oof.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ntvyk3jncwaUE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:04:53 PM
:lol:

I love these pushes we give Mike every few years.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:11:56 PM
Mike :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:32:37 PM
Second gif deadass buckled me. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:39:32 PM
Brees needs surgery. 6 weeks. Oof.

f***ing zeebs
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 04:51:20 PM
Big Ben is done for the season too. Surgery.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 05:02:59 PM
They’re gonna get themselves one of the top QBs in the next draft.

Probably the best possible time for Pittsburgh it could have happened.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Monday 16 September 2019, 05:10:11 PM
Huge loss for the Steelers, surely they'll tank the season now?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 05:13:22 PM
Rudolph wasn't half bad. Did better than Big Ben. Not indicative of being better, but he did well. Don't think they're at the tanking stage yet - week 2 isn't finished!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Monday 16 September 2019, 06:10:49 PM
I’ve made a very exciting post on the league message board, feel free to flock there and bombard me with offers!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 16 September 2019, 06:47:22 PM
Well, s***...

:yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 06:51:00 PM
Well, s***...

:yao:

(http://i.imgur.com/cOvYMkq.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 06:53:05 PM
Enjoying this far too much :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 06:53:29 PM
God, he's a prick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 06:55:18 PM
:lol: I'm throwing away our Superbowl season for these gifs. Karma is real and I'm playing chicken. f*** that, though.

(https://i.imgur.com/QrcqW0v.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 16 September 2019, 08:37:37 PM
I never knew you were such a disney fan, you 'orrible c*** :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 16 September 2019, 08:38:31 PM
I feel like Pardew is a step too far though, even by my loose standards
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Monday 16 September 2019, 10:48:05 PM
I never knew you were such a disney fan, you 'orrible c*** :lol:

:lol: Became one today.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Monday 16 September 2019, 11:50:27 PM
Jalen Ramsey requesting a trade.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: CFlan on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 02:05:22 AM
The Jets may get their QB killed here tonight. He’s getting sacked every other play :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 02:18:35 AM
Ugly injury to Siemian, poor guy. :(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: CFlan on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 02:28:55 AM
:lol: f***ing knew it, they were letting The Browns just run right at him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 03:41:33 AM
Getting all my points out the way this week
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:00:02 AM
That Bell fumble probably cost me the matchup. :anguish:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:11:05 AM
Aye I noticed that one.... you need a nice pick six. I’m sure baker is about to launch one.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:12:45 AM
Well they just got a sack... two more points. Bell might get some garbage points yet...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:15:42 AM
Aaand Ty Montgo is in. Never mind.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:52:25 AM
Well that was ugly. Defense looked broadly pretty good - there won't be many teams so poor through the air but Bell is still so good. Mind you, at one point they just stopped even having a man on Garrett and I wondered if they'd discovered some arcane rule that if all your QBs are dead you get to abandon the game as a draw.

Chubb is amazing at getting yards that nobody should be able to get.

The offense was awful in the first half though. I feel like they almost need to break it down to basics with Baker - just get them moving the chains with all the talented WRs he has. It seemed like several times a player worked some space close in but he was looking to thread a needle that had no business being threaded. They need to look at bringing Landry back to being the solid slot receiver for those 5-6 yd gains. Njoku needs to try another sport.

That OBJ TD was mint though. You could almost pinpoint the exact moment the Jets #20 shat his pants.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 03:19:56 PM
Eli oot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 03:24:53 PM
:lol: G-Men running a tight ship over there. @neesy111

Mad that they traded Beckham. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:24:38 PM
I honestly don't understand 0-2 Steelers acquiring Minkah Fitzpatrick for a first round pick day after Big Ben is injured and out for the season. It could easily be a top 5-10 pick while it must be very likely that Ben is done now. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:25:52 PM
I honestly don't understand 0-2 Steelers acquiring Minkah Fitzpatrick for a first round pick day after Big Ben is injured and out for the season. It could easily be a top 5-10 pick while it must be very likely that Ben is done now. :lol:

Tomlin/GM trying to save jobs?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:35:33 PM
I don't think anyone would be blaming them for losing in these circumstances. They've lost Big Ben, Bell and AB in a short time.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:36:42 PM
But they've been kind of s*** for a while now. I don't think they've got much rope left. Plus it's Pittsburgh. They need to be good. Or at least be seen to be trying.

I agree its a weird move, but I think they're scrambling.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:40:15 PM
I don't think anyone would be blaming them for losing in these circumstances. They've lost Big Ben, Bell and AB in a short time.

Yeah, but equally, they had the three Bs for a while and didn't do much. And they spent a third round pick on Rudolph.

I actually think they'll be okay this year if Rudolph's second half is representative of his ability. By okay, I mean, compete in the AFC North.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:43:43 PM
Trading a first round pick is madness.

Miami are the new Cleveland :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 04:44:02 PM
Didn't realise they had spent a third on Rudolph so that makes it a bit more viable.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:03:19 PM
Randolph was well-rated coming out of college. Unless he’s totally dogshit this season, I think he’s the heir apparent.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:16:41 PM
Cam Newton is out. For some wishy washy ankle injury. With a wishy washy return schedule.

Think he just can't be f***ed with it anymore.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:17:23 PM
In unrelated news, I have both the 3rd and 4th ranked QB on my FF team.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:27:21 PM
Wow you have the 7th and 9th best ROS QBs? Mightily impressive.

I only have the 3rd and 8th best.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:36:56 PM
Wow you have the 7th and 9th best ROS QBs? Mightily impressive.

I only have the 3rd and 8th best.

:lol: Somehow I've never hated you more.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:47:27 PM
Cam Newton is out. For some wishy washy ankle injury. With a wishy washy return schedule.

Think he just can't be f***ed with it anymore.

Same here, unfortunately. He's been smashed up for ages now, s*** O-line, playing hurt, i think he's considering jacking it in
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 06:49:39 PM
:lol: G-Men running a tight ship over there. @neesy111

Mad that they traded Beckham. :lol:


(https://media.tenor.com/images/08abcbc0c408d56636d097012dc6200a/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:01:30 PM
Cam Newton is out. For some wishy washy ankle injury. With a wishy washy return schedule.

Think he just can't be f***ed with it anymore.

Same here, unfortunately. He's been smashed up for ages now, s*** O-line, playing hurt, i think he's considering jacking it in

Honestly think he never got over the SuperBowl.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:04:13 PM
Cam Newton is out. For some wishy washy ankle injury. With a wishy washy return schedule.

Think he just can't be f***ed with it anymore.

Same here, unfortunately. He's been smashed up for ages now, s*** O-line, playing hurt, i think he's considering jacking it in

Honestly think he never got over the SuperBowl.

Yeah probably that too, and the season game against the Broncos where he got completely annihilated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEouj6QvuM

that one.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:06:04 PM
Ron should probably get some heat though, they've been playing him hurt for so long,

Quote
In 2013 they made him play with a bum ankle the whole year, said nothing was wrong, Cam had surgery the second we were bounced out of the playoffs.

In 2014 they made him play with fractured ribs, cracked vertebrae, and a surgically repaired ankle so we could fall backwards into the playoffs with a 7-9 record.

In 2016 they made him play with a destroyed shoulder for a less than 5% chance of making the playoffs, said nothing was wrong the whole time. Surgery in the off-season.

2017, first part of year spent recovering. Panthers say nothing's wrong.

In 2018 they made him play with a destroyed shoulder for a less than 5% chance of making the playoffs, said nothing was wrong the whole time. Surgery in the off-season.

2019, first part of year spent recovering from shoulder and ankle injury picked up in preseason. Panthers say nothing's wrong.

bUt wHaT'S WroNg wIth cAM??????????

stolen from reddit obvs
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:11:09 PM
:lol: G-Men running a tight ship over there. @neesy111

Mad that they traded Beckham. :lol:


(https://media.tenor.com/images/08abcbc0c408d56636d097012dc6200a/tenor.gif)

You traded a guy who did this.

(http://cdn.insidethepylon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Beckham-TD-2.gif)

(https://cdn-vox--cdn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ps80pZRJK2TVIJwEyuhHQip05NI=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4306835/odelllll.0.gif)

(https://cdn-vox--cdn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/uGp5tNUnO1cIjKoEh2WMj372l70=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4329321/odel.0.gif)

He was basically Ben Arfa.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:12:49 PM
That's pretty s**** when you lay it out like that. He didn't dive on the fumble in the Superbowl and has perplexing fashion choices even by my perilously low standards, but you can't question his character given how often he plays hurt.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:14:20 PM
Cam Newton is out. For some wishy washy ankle injury. With a wishy washy return schedule.

Think he just can't be f***ed with it anymore.

Same here, unfortunately. He's been smashed up for ages now, s*** O-line, playing hurt, i think he's considering jacking it in

Honestly think he never got over the SuperBowl.

Yeah probably that too, and the season game against the Broncos where he got completely annihilated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEouj6QvuM

that one.

It’s probably not fair as the team around him was obviously at its best in 2015.

The manner of the Super Bowl defeat must have stuck with him though. He’d been so good that postseason and then just couldn’t do a thing in the big game even with Manning doing nothing either.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:18:43 PM
IT'S CTE!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:26:56 PM
Cam Newton is out. For some wishy washy ankle injury. With a wishy washy return schedule.

Think he just can't be f***ed with it anymore.

Same here, unfortunately. He's been smashed up for ages now, s*** O-line, playing hurt, i think he's considering jacking it in

Honestly think he never got over the SuperBowl.

Yeah probably that too, and the season game against the Broncos where he got completely annihilated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEouj6QvuM

that one.

It’s probably not fair as the team around him was obviously at its best in 2015.

The manner of the Super Bowl defeat must have stuck with him though. He’d been so good that postseason and then just couldn’t do a thing in the big game even with Manning doing nothing either.

That game was weird for sure. I think its a combination of things, he takes a lot of punishment and then they put in the two back ups last season (or maybe the season before) they both got injured i'm like 70% sure in the same game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:29:10 PM
I guess all the Panthers fans laughing about Brees didn't have to wait long for the karma to hit :lol:

Falcons should walk the South now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: ManDoon on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:29:13 PM
Might have been the game after actually but Garrett Gilbert played, and ive never heard of him since.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:31:23 PM
I guess all the Panthers fans laughing about Brees didn't have to wait long for the karma to hit :lol:

Falcons should walk the South now.

This is the Bucs’ year!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 07:35:17 PM
I guess all the Panthers fans laughing about Brees didn't have to wait long for the karma to hit :lol:

Falcons should walk the South now.

This is the Bucs’ year!

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarelessTautEuropeanfiresalamander-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 08:16:37 PM
Wow you have the 7th and 9th best ROS QBs? Mightily impressive.

I only have the 3rd and 8th best.

:lol: Somehow I've never hated you more.

I'm beginning to wonder about his mental health. Or at least his cognitive abilities.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: neesy111 on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 08:20:23 PM
:lol: G-Men running a tight ship over there. @neesy111

Mad that they traded Beckham. :lol:


(https://media.tenor.com/images/08abcbc0c408d56636d097012dc6200a/tenor.gif)

You traded a guy who did this.

(http://cdn.insidethepylon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Beckham-TD-2.gif)

(https://cdn-vox--cdn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ps80pZRJK2TVIJwEyuhHQip05NI=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4306835/odelllll.0.gif)

(https://cdn-vox--cdn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/uGp5tNUnO1cIjKoEh2WMj372l70=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4329321/odel.0.gif)

He was basically Ben Arfa.

I know who Beckham jr is.  Yes, awful stuff.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: RodneyCisse on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 08:23:19 PM
He had a nice watch on again
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 08:50:45 PM
He had a nice watch on again

hE'S DIsReSPeCtiNG tHe GaMe!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 09:14:54 PM
ESPN isn't letting me pick up Colin Kaepernick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 09:15:45 PM
Trey Burton is on the block. His value is sky high rn tho so don't lowball.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 09:16:03 PM
@Tomato Deuce you need a TE, here's your chance
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 09:18:35 PM
Dak still available for the right price (Good WR2)

@Shak @B-more Mag @Ash @mozy @Tomato Deuce @KDT

If you think I've missed anyone with a s*** QB, tag em.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 17 September 2019, 09:21:55 PM
Dak still available for the right price (Good WR2)

@Shak @B-more Mag @Ash @mozy @Tomato Deuce @KDT

If you think I've missed anyone with a s*** QB, tag em.

@Froggy
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 09:53:38 AM
Whew.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 10:56:42 AM
https://youtu.be/0om09RR6VdE
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 11:00:31 AM
Let’s make our own spicy meatballs, BMore xx
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 11:01:21 AM
Well now my post doesn’t make sense, you editing c***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 11:03:11 AM
Well now my post doesn’t make sense, you editing c***.

 :lol: Fixed. (I was trying to post the video to replace the text, because I didn't know if non-Americans would know the reference, and then ended up posting some weird steak thing that autoplayed afterward.)

Anywho, I'm considering it. I'll get back to you in just a bit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 11:39:09 AM
Well now my post doesn’t make sense, you editing c***.

 :lol: Fixed. (I was trying to post the video to replace the text, because I didn't know if non-Americans would know the reference, and then ended up posting some weird steak thing that autoplayed afterward.)

Anywho, I'm considering it. I'll get back to you in just a bit.

@Shak check your PMs.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 02:54:23 PM
Dak still available for the right price (Good WR2)

@Shak @B-more Mag @Ash @mozy @Tomato Deuce @KDT

If you think I've missed anyone with a s*** QB, tag em.

If you're of the opinion I have anyone who you'd classify as a good WR2, welcome to make me an offer :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: mozy on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 02:55:15 PM
I've scored a combined 1.2 points from that position across 2 game weeks :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 04:51:21 PM

f*** is wrong with him.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 05:13:15 PM
Really lacks the production value of his Gruden call video.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 07:31:27 PM
Shak blowing his team up. Ashamed by the return on Davante Adams there. You turned Latavius Murray, Ridley, Engram and Cooper into Josh Jacobs and Kittle ffs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 07:40:41 PM
Shak blowing his team up. Ashamed by the return on Davante Adams there. You turned Latavius Murray, Ridley, Engram and Cooper into Josh Jacobs and Kittle ffs.

Jacobs > Ridley, Murray and Cooper

Engram and Kittle pretty much even I'd say.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 07:46:47 PM
Shak blowing his team up. Ashamed by the return on Davante Adams there. You turned Latavius Murray, Ridley, Engram and Cooper into Josh Jacobs and Kittle ffs.

Jacobs > Ridley, Murray and Cooper

Engram and Kittle pretty much even I'd say.

What exactly have you based that opinion?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 07:47:39 PM
Shak blowing his team up. Ashamed by the return on Davante Adams there. You turned Latavius Murray, Ridley, Engram and Cooper into Josh Jacobs and Kittle ffs.

Jacobs > Ridley, Murray and Cooper

Engram and Kittle pretty much even I'd say.

What exactly have you based that opinion?

Trade Values chart.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 07:55:26 PM
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 08:00:44 PM
Shak blowing his team up. Ashamed by the return on Davante Adams there. You turned Latavius Murray, Ridley, Engram and Cooper into Josh Jacobs and Kittle ffs.

Cam being complete s*** and Tyreek getting injured changed things a lot, not exactly in a great spot now so need to trade quality for numbers and hope for a breakout from someone.

By all means keep being a smug dickhead though man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 08:08:43 PM
:fwap:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 08:34:55 PM
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.

I know - Froggy hates the charts.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 08:59:27 PM
Shak blowing his team up. Ashamed by the return on Davante Adams there. You turned Latavius Murray, Ridley, Engram and Cooper into Josh Jacobs and Kittle ffs.

Cam being complete s*** and Tyreek getting injured changed things a lot, not exactly in a great spot now so need to trade quality for numbers and hope for a breakout from someone.

By all means keep being a smug dickhead though man.

:lol: Sorry. I love you Shak!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Wednesday 18 September 2019, 09:02:51 PM
He said STOP being a dickhead
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 19 September 2019, 06:58:08 AM
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.

I know - Froggy hates the charts.

I love the charts when they benefit me.

Haven't made a trade yet. Getting bored. What have you got Leffe? Darwin might be worth something again. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 19 September 2019, 09:10:52 AM
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.
Nah. Cooper outranks Jacobs on said charts.

I know - Froggy hates the charts.

I love the charts when they benefit me.

Haven't made a trade yet. Getting bored. What have you got Leffe? Darwin might be worth something again. :lol:

Yeah I'm getting bored too. BORED OF WINNING LOL.

Naah, go ahead, give me a trade to consider.

Also, we're getting pretty good at this FAAB stuff:

Demarcus - $40, $31, $20, $17
Agholor - $31, $20, $10
Gore - $15, $10, $5
Dissly - $9, $8, $6
Stafford - $7, $6, $2
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 19 September 2019, 09:12:11 AM
:pilko:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 19 September 2019, 10:41:51 AM
Ould Spunky McShootload with his fifty $0 bids at the end :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 19 September 2019, 10:47:01 AM
:lol: Love the $0 bid option.

Going for the uber-Dallas Cowboys special teams stack against the Dolphins. Need a stripsack fumble recovery TD from DeMarcus Lawrence, and Maher to score the ensuing field goal for a haaaauuul.

Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KDT on Thursday 19 September 2019, 10:48:19 AM
Anyone with two decent TE’s fancy dealing one?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 19 September 2019, 11:12:22 AM
Anyone with two decent TE’s fancy dealing one?

Considering there's like 5 decent TE's in total, I doubt anyone has two.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 19 September 2019, 11:14:08 AM
I’ve got two s*** ones if that’s of interest.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: KDT on Thursday 19 September 2019, 11:58:47 AM
Anyone with two decent TE’s fancy dealing one?

Considering there's like 5 decent TE's in total, I doubt anyone has two.

Cook and Walker can at least both catch.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 19 September 2019, 12:50:33 PM
I’d trade Kittle if the price was right.

f*** it, might as well trade everyone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:37:17 PM
Anyone with two decent TE’s fancy dealing one?

Considering there's like 5 decent TE's in total, I doubt anyone has two.

Andrews and Henry.

:okay:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:37:26 PM
Lots of good hookups in the Dogging community this week.

- Flip got 1 point from the Falcons.
- Ameritoon and Pata got 2.5 from the Lions.
- Leffe and Ash hauled in 4 from the Seahawks.
- Top dogger was Bmore with 6.5 from the Bucs.

So the updated standings are as follows

Ash 7
BMore 6.5
Leffe 4
Mike 3
Ameritoon 2.5
Pata 2.5
Flip 1

Week 3

Week 3 Lines
Titans @ JAGUARS (+1.5)
FALCONS (+2.5) @ Colts
RAVENS (+6.5) @ Chiefs
BENGALS (+6) @ Bills
BRONCOS (+7.5) @ Packers
LIONS (+7) @ Eagles
DOLPHINS (+21.5) @ Cowboys
JETS (+21.5) @ Patriots
RAIDERS (+8.5) @ Vikings
PANTHERS (+2.5) @ Cardinals
GIANTS (+6.5) @ Buccaneers
TEXANS (+3.5) @ Chargers
SAINTS (+4) @ Seahawks
STEELERS (+7) @ 49’ers
Rams @ BROWNS (+2.5)
Bears @ REDSKINS (+4)

Bad luck to you all.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:37:33 PM
Anyone with two decent TE’s fancy dealing one?

Rudolph available.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:38:25 PM
Bengals
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:46:32 PM
Oh you’ll upset him with that kind of talk, Deuce.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:55:36 PM
Lots of good hookups in the Dogging community this week.

- Flip got 1 point from the Falcons.
- Ameritoon and Pata got 2.5 from the Lions.
- Leffe and Ash hauled in 4 from the Seahawks.
- Top dogger was Bmore with 6.5 from the Bucs.

So the updated standings are as follows

Ash 7
BMore 6.5
Leffe 4
Mike 3
Ameritoon 2.5
Pata 2.5
Flip 1

Week 3

Week 3 Lines
Titans @ JAGUARS (+1.5)
FALCONS (+2.5) @ Colts
RAVENS (+6.5) @ Chiefs
BENGALS (+6) @ Bills
BRONCOS (+7.5) @ Packers
LIONS (+7) @ Eagles
DOLPHINS (+21.5) @ Cowboys
JETS (+21.5) @ Patriots
RAIDERS (+8.5) @ Vikings
PANTHERS (+2.5) @ Cardinals
GIANTS (+6.5) @ Buccaneers
TEXANS (+3.5) @ Chargers
SAINTS (+4) @ Seahawks
STEELERS (+7) @ 49’ers
Rams @ BROWNS (+2.5)
Bears @ REDSKINS (+4)

Bad luck to you all.

J E T S JETS JETS JETS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 19 September 2019, 01:58:21 PM
Steelers.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 19 September 2019, 02:05:29 PM
BRONCOS f*** SHAK
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 19 September 2019, 02:07:24 PM
Bengals

Wew, lad. Wew.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 19 September 2019, 02:09:23 PM
RAIDERS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 19 September 2019, 02:24:08 PM
Falcons
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 19 September 2019, 02:26:54 PM
:lol: Not one, but two teams at +21.5. In week 3.

Have to think about this one.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Pata on Thursday 19 September 2019, 03:07:03 PM
Lions
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ameritoon on Thursday 19 September 2019, 03:21:52 PM
Since Pata said Lions I'm doing it, too.

Lot of good options this week though
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 19 September 2019, 04:10:54 PM
Yeah, Lions +7 is tempting. Lions it is.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 19 September 2019, 05:37:08 PM
Bengals

Wew, lad. Wew.

:lol: gotta play the game, fam.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 19 September 2019, 06:13:12 PM
Fam :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 19 September 2019, 06:38:56 PM
:lol: It's the home debut, D. We ain't losing!

f*** you Shak. Driving a wedge like this with your dog f***ing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 19 September 2019, 06:47:10 PM
Can we please change the title :lol: "NFL" is alenating enough
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 19 September 2019, 07:06:14 PM
Browns.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Mike on Thursday 19 September 2019, 07:25:14 PM
Can we please change the title :lol: "NFL" is alenating enough

I agree. Fixed.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 19 September 2019, 07:28:01 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Flip on Thursday 19 September 2019, 07:58:58 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Beren on Thursday 19 September 2019, 08:01:40 PM
:lol: prick
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: mozy on Thursday 19 September 2019, 09:15:36 PM
Redskins
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Mike on Thursday 19 September 2019, 10:04:36 PM
:lol: prick

:smitten:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 September 2019, 01:29:35 AM
:shifty: Minshew getting love for the same s*** that makes Cam a c***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: KaKa on Friday 20 September 2019, 01:45:16 AM
Foles is done in Jacksonville man :lol:

Minshewnania is going to be out of control at this rate :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: KaKa on Friday 20 September 2019, 01:53:06 AM
:shifty: Minshew getting love for the same s*** that makes Cam a c***.

Minshew's more of a goofball with it man.

Cam is out here dressing like someone's aunty in church and thinking he's clean.

Stop it.
 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 September 2019, 01:59:01 AM
:shifty: Minshew getting love for the same s*** that makes Cam a c***.

Minshew's more of a goofball with it man.

Cam is out here dressing like someone's aunty in church and thinking he's clean.

Stop it.
 

:lol: Your irrational hatred of Cam aside, they're both out there having fun and the differences in the reaction is funny.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: KaKa on Friday 20 September 2019, 02:06:38 AM
I don't mind Cam to be honest. Just like giving him a hard time, as he's too tall and muscular for those outfits man. Somehow makes it worse :lol:

In general though, Cam does seem to rub people the wrong way for some reason. More similar to Baker Mayfield in that regard.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Beren on Friday 20 September 2019, 02:46:55 AM
This is indescribably bad. Turned on after it was already 14-0. Wondered how either team got remotely close to the end zone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Mike on Friday 20 September 2019, 04:55:30 AM
NFL Network is unwatchable television.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Ameritoon on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:16:50 PM
Brown cut. Damaged goods New England couldn't even handle
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: KaKa on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:17:41 PM
No way! Wow ... the guy is screwed man. He's done.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:20:37 PM
 Statement from the Patriots on Antonio Brown

STATEMENT FROM A PATRIOTS SPOKESPERSON

“The New England Patriots are releasing Antonio Brown. We appreciate the hard work of many people over the past 11 days, but we feel that it is best to move in a different direction at this time.”

https://www.patriots.com/news/statement-from-the-patriots-on-antonio-brown

What a weird statement.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:24:19 PM
"We appreciate the work of ...uh, many people ...over the past 11 days . . . but, lemme just say, Antonio Brown is some kind of freaky, man. Seriously."
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: RodneyCisse on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:27:24 PM
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/0ba2660a-55f4-4b52-87bd-d5c652ac2de6/dczchdz-0e4ab926-b528-42e4-811e-e0c69fe7d5f9.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzBiYTI2NjBhLTU1ZjQtNGI1Mi04N2JkLWQ1YzY1MmFjMmRlNlwvZGN6Y2hkei0wZTRhYjkyNi1iNTI4LTQyZTQtODExZS1lMGM2OWZlN2Q1ZjkuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.pzN2bvbhLwxE8herbP9ejglmoja-YXnCF_xNTYWCXqg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Flip on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:29:17 PM
D Williams injured making McCoy the starting RB and AB cut so Gordons value goes up. All I need is Melvin Gordon to come back.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: KaKa on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:29:44 PM
So he got $9 million for one game? My goodness.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: B-more Mag on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:34:48 PM
So he got $9 million for one game? My goodness.

I think $5MM of that would have been due on Monday(?) But, still, wow.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Shak on Friday 20 September 2019, 09:39:48 PM
That game against Miami where everyone was sucking his balls for 3 hours is going to age as well as the Chris Benoit tribute episode of RAW.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Beren on Friday 20 September 2019, 11:16:11 PM
That game against Miami where everyone was sucking his balls for 3 hours is going to age as well as the Chris Benoit tribute episode of RAW.

:thup:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Beren on Friday 20 September 2019, 11:36:38 PM
On one hand, given the general depravity of the NFL - and in particular, the Patriots - I'm somewhat shocked his colossal idiocy has triumphed over his incredible generational talent.

Then again, he is an absolute f***ing idiot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Mike on Saturday 21 September 2019, 03:22:20 AM
Those cheating pricks kept a murderer on the f***ing roster.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Saturday 21 September 2019, 11:38:45 AM
Says a lot about how I feel about the Premier League that right now I'm mainly looking forward to the NFL tomorrow.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 21 September 2019, 11:43:28 AM
Says a lot about how I feel about the Premier League that right now I'm mainly looking forward to the NFL tomorrow.

Welcome to the world of being a Newcastle fan :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs - AB cut again
Post by: Bimpy474 on Saturday 21 September 2019, 11:51:55 AM
Says a lot about how I feel about the Premier League that right now I'm mainly looking forward to the NFL tomorrow.

Bought myself a NFL gamepass so i can watch every Packers game, totally in the same boat as you.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Saturday 21 September 2019, 03:20:05 PM
https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/09/20/calvin-johnson-lions-big-interview

Interesting article.  Lions forced Megatron to lie about concussions so he could carry on playing.  I wonder how many other teams did/do the same thing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Saturday 21 September 2019, 04:05:19 PM
Probably all of them.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Saturday 21 September 2019, 04:19:47 PM
The sport will need to evolve to be able to survive long-term. Perhaps by becoming more like rugby and paring down the amount of padding players wear, eliminating helmets altogether, etc.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Saturday 21 September 2019, 05:37:29 PM
It's your thread, your world Deuce. But I feel like the Beren part of the title was still relevant.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Saturday 21 September 2019, 05:41:49 PM
Broncos in my prediction thing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Beren f*cks dogs
Post by: Pandamninator on Sunday 22 September 2019, 03:22:22 AM
Statement from the Patriots on Antonio Brown

STATEMENT FROM A PATRIOTS SPOKESPERSON

“The New England Patriots are releasing Antonio Brown. We appreciate the hard work of many people over the past 11 days, but we feel that it is best to move in a different direction at this time.”

https://www.patriots.com/news/statement-from-the-patriots-on-antonio-brown

What a weird statement.

Translation our lawyers yelled at us to cut him and act like this never happen to protect our sorry arses from impending civil suits.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread and Shak's Dog-F*cking League - Guess Who Wins Again
Post by: Ash on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:52:18 AM
LIONS (+7) @ Eagles
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 03:06:43 PM
Congratulations to James White (FFS).
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 03:08:21 PM

 :best:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 22 September 2019, 03:11:05 PM
Congratulations to James White (FFS).

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 04:41:24 PM
AB having a pop at Big Rapey Ben and Shannon Sharpe now, must be enjoying his retirement :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 22 September 2019, 04:52:25 PM
Vince McMahon must be thrilled :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 22 September 2019, 04:59:52 PM
Vince McMahon must be thrilled :lol:

Just waiting for the NWO style promo :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 22 September 2019, 05:05:37 PM
Luck, Brown and Gronk showing up on the set of Redzone and powerbombing Scott Hanson through his fake ass stage would be outstanding TV.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 06:03:07 PM
Gamepass not working? :pilko:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 22 September 2019, 06:10:33 PM
Yeah it’s just started working now for me, was f***ed at the start.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 06:11:11 PM
Yup, works now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 06:32:22 PM
Someone needs to drug test the whole Bills team
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 06:36:20 PM
Going for 2pt-ers too, Coach Semtex is loving life this year :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 06:47:49 PM
Carr :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 22 September 2019, 07:15:51 PM
f*** me that facemask was nasty.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 07:54:04 PM
Cook is amazing.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:02:40 PM
Loved that Broncos' run. :lol: Own man slamming Lindsay to the end zone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:14:41 PM
I'm a Bills fan.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: CFlan on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:17:05 PM
Being a QB for the Jets must be equally as dangerous a job as working on a crab boat. 
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: CFlan on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:18:01 PM
Holy s*** we scored an amazing TD!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:19:00 PM
I'm a Bills fan.

Well you've just jinxed it :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:22:42 PM
I'm a Bills fan.

Well you've just jinxed it :lol:

 :yao:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:23:41 PM
Some odd last minute news saying McCoy was going to be 3rd on the RB depth chart today screwed me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: CFlan on Sunday 22 September 2019, 08:41:49 PM
Jets need to just play their Defense for the whole game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:09:34 PM
I'm a Bills fan.

I'll cut your f***ing dick off.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:10:08 PM
I'm a Bills fan.

I'll cut your f***ing dick off.

Now now Michael.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:10:40 PM
I'm a Bills fan.

I'll cut your f***ing dick off.

Now now Michael.

Lotta lads looking to save space in their underwear in here.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:10:41 PM
Don't worry @Mike, Ginger Eli will throw a pick any second
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:11:13 PM
Don't worry @Mike, Ginger Eli will throw a pick any second

This is how necklaces start.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:13:11 PM
I'll fight this f***ing ref. I'm gonna do it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:15:15 PM
Told you, you absolute f***ing misery
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:15:55 PM
Undefeated!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:17:03 PM
GET TH EFUCK IN
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:17:30 PM
Told you, you absolute f***ing misery

Love ya, buddy.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:18:11 PM
:lol: Fair play to the zeebs there. Assist.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:18:12 PM
Told you, you absolute f***ing misery

Love ya, buddy.

Go get yourself a celebratory Razzle Berry you lunatic
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:18:27 PM
Good win for your boys @Mike
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:19:00 PM
Told you, you absolute f***ing misery

Love ya, buddy.

Go get yourself a celebratory Razzle Berry you lunatic

:lol: I swear to god they're good.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:19:33 PM
Good win for your boys @Mike

Higher the highs, harder the fall. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:20:19 PM
Good win for your boys @Mike

Higher the highs, harder the fall. :lol:

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:20:35 PM
Expecting another s*** show from the giants here.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:22:28 PM
Expecting another s*** show from the giants here.

Yeap.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:23:53 PM
GTFI! My Bills won!

Also, that catch by Engram :lol: Ridonculous.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:31:45 PM
 :pedro:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 09:48:52 PM
2 penalties, a timeout and a punt in our first offensive drive...

Can Brees not throw left handed?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:00:07 PM
Bills-Patriots next week is gonna be somethin :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:04:12 PM
I see the Seahawks still have the Zeebs on the payroll, c***s
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:13:36 PM
Daniel jones looking good so far
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:14:13 PM
Bills-Patriots next week is gonna be somethin :lol:

:lol: We're gonna get beaten to death.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:16:04 PM
Bills-Patriots next week is gonna be somethin :lol:

They have a random white guy undrafted rookie receiver out of some community college? He’ll go for 100+ and a pair of TDs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:29:12 PM
Saquon hurt, looks serious. :(
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:33:20 PM
Saquon hurt, looks serious. :(

Yeah that looked bad.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:35:02 PM
Why can't our D and O play well at the same time?  Why does it always have to be mutually exclusive :lol:.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:44:57 PM
Interesting clock management from Carroll. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 22 September 2019, 10:47:14 PM
Giants. :anguish:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 22 September 2019, 11:15:52 PM
Why can't our D and O play well at the same time?  Why does it always have to be mutually exclusive :lol:.

 :pardsgrin:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 22 September 2019, 11:38:18 PM
Three weeks of getting murdered by my opponent’s DP.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 22 September 2019, 11:42:02 PM
I’m just getting hammered in general. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:09:06 AM
2 penalties, a timeout and a punt in our first offensive drive...

Can Brees not throw left handed?

Look at this c*** here whose team is coasting to a win at Seattle with one of the league's best back up QBs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:15:42 AM
2 penalties, a timeout and a punt in our first offensive drive...

Can Brees not throw left handed?

Look at this c*** here whose team is coasting to a win at Seattle with one of the league's best back up QBs.

There was literally nothing factually incorrect about what I said, that is exactly how the drive went :lol:. 

Teddy was also s**** last week and has been bang average today; D literally kept us in the game as the O was non existent.  He's not the Teddy you remember.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ash on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:19:21 AM
Eli. :lol:

(https://i.imgur.com/dTcAHZc.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:22:01 AM
:lol: Were all of those Teddy's fault? IMO he's been completely fine today, few iffy throws but solid overall on tough stadium and weather.

Brees being out could actually be a good thing too, keeps his ancient body fresh for the playoffs as there's absolutely no way you won't be winning the NFC South this year no matter who is the QB.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:26:04 AM
Missed! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:27:20 AM
Go neesy!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:33:37 AM
:lol: Were all of those Teddy's fault? IMO he's been completely fine today, few iffy throws but solid overall on tough stadium and weather.

Brees being out could actually be a good thing too, keeps his ancient body fresh for the playoffs as there's absolutely no way you won't be winning the NFC South this year no matter who is the QB.

Nah course not, but Teddy has looked like a f***ing rabbit in the headlights, more iffy throws than not.  I'm exaggerating, but he's not a starting QB imo.

I still think the Falcons could get enough wins to take the South; not sure Panthers or Bucs have it in them.  Luckily all our division games are in the second half of the season when Brees should be back, if push comes to shove.

Refs doing all they can to keep Seattle in this game, penalties for anything possible.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Monday 23 September 2019, 12:36:39 AM
Falcons are garbage.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 23 September 2019, 03:53:37 AM
Aye but Julio
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 23 September 2019, 04:22:32 AM
Give the f***ing ball to Chubb
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Monday 23 September 2019, 06:13:15 AM
Essentially tanked the week to evaluate everyone health and see about trades next week, but didn't expect to be sitting on 70 f***ing point at this stage. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Monday 23 September 2019, 06:41:36 AM
What a 2nd half that was by us.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: RodneyCisse on Monday 23 September 2019, 07:56:13 AM
It was such a Gay kick.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Monday 23 September 2019, 08:18:49 AM
Essentially tanked the week to evaluate everyone health and see about trades next week, but didn't expect to be sitting on 70 f***ing point at this stage. :lol:

What even is this?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Monday 23 September 2019, 08:21:17 AM
I'm very tired Flip.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Monday 23 September 2019, 08:33:24 AM
Brutal Sunday. Comprehensively beat ourselves in all three phases. The Saints were f***ing s**** for a half, couldn't move the chains and relied on Seahawks going down without contact. Should have been home and dry at the half instead down two scores. No confidence any of this will seep through to Carroll who will remain convinced games are won exclusively in the fourth quarter. Being three scores going down into it will not sway him. Sloppy, sloppy shitfest.

Garbage time TD at Arrowhead scuppered my betting slip. No way that was a one score game.

And mozy demolished me in FF and Barkley got injured.

In short, f*** the NFL.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Monday 23 September 2019, 10:24:04 AM
:lol: Forgot you’d traded for him. I did remember you paid quite a bit of money for Hardman though, and when I saw his score I knew without checking that you’d left him on your bench.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Monday 23 September 2019, 10:50:08 AM
My FF opponents are AVERAGING 148.3 points. For context, that would be the 6th highest single week score in our league this year.

Bad enough that my team is completely s**** but I’m running into absolute buzzsaws.

Think I might be the Dolphins.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Monday 23 September 2019, 10:55:58 AM
My FF opponents are AVERAGING 148.3 points. For context, that would be the 6th highest single week score in our league this year.

Bad enough that my team is completely s**** but I’m running into absolute buzzsaws.

Think I might be the Dolphins.

In theory, it's good to get those sort of freaky insurmountable scores against you in weeks where you put up s*** numbers, so your good weeks aren't wasted.

Unless it lasts all year (c.f. Existence is Pain 2018).
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:09:46 PM
My FF opponents are AVERAGING 148.3 points. For context, that would be the 6th highest single week score in our league this year.

Bad enough that my team is completely s**** but I’m running into absolute buzzsaws.

Think I might be the Dolphins.

I'm absolutely pish this year. :lol: My win, which I reckon will be my only win, came from a late stuff point correction. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:20:42 PM
Essentially tanked the week to evaluate everyone health and see about trades next week, but didn't expect to be sitting on 70 f***ing point at this stage. :lol:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EverlastingPerkyHerald-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:21:20 PM
Feel a bit melancholy about the NFL at the minute.

Not as invested due to not having time for FF and having no team to follow.  I don't get the buzz when redzone starts and I kind of dip in and out of watching.  Whereas I used to be glued to the sofa for 6 hours or so.  The rule changes and how they are implemented do my head in, as well.  Seems like defense is a waste of time with some of the holding, PI and roughing the passer calls. 

On the plus side, I don't wake up knackered and in a sulk because my FF team got battered again or the Chargers invented another way to lose a game :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:24:51 PM
So I’m not the Dolphins...

I’m the new Lush Vlad. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:32:29 PM
Feel a bit melancholy about the NFL at the minute.

Not as invested due to not having time for FF and having no team to follow.  I don't get the buzz when redzone starts and I kind of dip in and out of watching.  Whereas I used to be glued to the sofa for 6 hours or so.  The rule changes and how they are implemented do my head in, as well.  Seems like defense is a waste of time with some of the holding, PI and roughing the passer calls. 

On the plus side, I don't wake up knackered and in a sulk because my FF team got battered again or the Chargers invented another way to lose a game :lol:

:smitten: I've got a seat for you on the bandwagon right here, bud. Howay the Bills, like. I won't wait for a reply before I edit the OP.

You're a Bills fan.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Lush Vlad on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:52:24 PM
Feel a bit melancholy about the NFL at the minute.

Not as invested due to not having time for FF and having no team to follow.  I don't get the buzz when redzone starts and I kind of dip in and out of watching.  Whereas I used to be glued to the sofa for 6 hours or so.  The rule changes and how they are implemented do my head in, as well.  Seems like defense is a waste of time with some of the holding, PI and roughing the passer calls. 

On the plus side, I don't wake up knackered and in a sulk because my FF team got battered again or the Chargers invented another way to lose a game :lol:

:smitten: I've got a seat for you on the bandwagon right here, bud. Howay the Bills, like. I won't wait for a reply before I edit the OP.

You're a Bills fan.

All aboard the Bills Bus  :love:

So I’m not the Dolphins...

I’m the new Lush Vlad. :lol:

Fair :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Monday 23 September 2019, 01:55:45 PM
Essentially tanked the week to evaluate everyone health and see about trades next week, but didn't expect to be sitting on 70 f***ing point at this stage. :lol:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EverlastingPerkyHerald-size_restricted.gif)

Rudolph in the flex. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Monday 23 September 2019, 02:06:54 PM
Essentially tanked the week to evaluate everyone health and see about trades next week, but didn't expect to be sitting on 70 f***ing point at this stage. :lol:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EverlastingPerkyHerald-size_restricted.gif)

Rudolph in the flex. :lol:

 Tanking is to lose intentionally, something you didn't do. Your team is just plain bad at the moment. Especially Diggs, f*** has happened to him?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 23 September 2019, 02:28:01 PM
Kirk Cousins is not particularly good at his job, whereas Dalvin Cook is. No more throwball in Minnysoda.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 23 September 2019, 02:30:18 PM
Yes that has been a pretty irritating turn of events.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 23 September 2019, 03:15:49 PM
My boys ATE yesterday. Stars are aligning; now begins my run to the title.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Monday 23 September 2019, 03:52:54 PM
Feel a bit melancholy about the NFL at the minute.

Not as invested due to not having time for FF and having no team to follow.  I don't get the buzz when redzone starts and I kind of dip in and out of watching.  Whereas I used to be glued to the sofa for 6 hours or so.  The rule changes and how they are implemented do my head in, as well.  Seems like defense is a waste of time with some of the holding, PI and roughing the passer calls. 

On the plus side, I don't wake up knackered and in a sulk because my FF team got battered again or the Chargers invented another way to lose a game :lol:

:smitten: I've got a seat for you on the bandwagon right here, bud. Howay the Bills, like. I won't wait for a reply before I edit the OP.

You're a Bills fan.

All aboard the Bills Bus  :love:

Free seat after we left Deuce on the side of the road like the end of a Bangbus video. :joey:

Bengals, indeed.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Monday 23 September 2019, 04:08:42 PM
:lol: you know how this game is played. I guaranteed the W with that Bengals pick. At great personal expense.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Monday 23 September 2019, 04:11:25 PM
:lol: Fair enough. Back on the bus, fam. Just in time for the beginning of the end.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Monday 23 September 2019, 04:18:25 PM
I genuinely struggle to watch the game now knowing I'll never see my beautiful Gronk catch a pass again.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Monday 23 September 2019, 04:20:11 PM
Lots of good hookups in the Dogging community this week.

- Flip got 1 point from the Falcons.
- Ameritoon and Pata got 2.5 from the Lions.
- Leffe and Ash hauled in 4 from the Seahawks.
- Top dogger was Bmore with 6.5 from the Bucs.

So the updated standings are as follows

Ash 7
BMore 6.5
Leffe 4
Mike 3
Ameritoon 2.5
Pata 2.5
Flip 1

Week 3

Week 3 Lines
Titans @ JAGUARS (+1.5)
FALCONS (+2.5) @ Colts
RAVENS (+6.5) @ Chiefs
BENGALS (+6) @ Bills
BRONCOS (+7.5) @ Packers
LIONS (+7) @ Eagles
DOLPHINS (+21.5) @ Cowboys
JETS (+21.5) @ Patriots
RAIDERS (+8.5) @ Vikings
PANTHERS (+2.5) @ Cardinals
GIANTS (+6.5) @ Buccaneers
TEXANS (+3.5) @ Chargers
SAINTS (+4) @ Seahawks
STEELERS (+7) @ 49’ers
Rams @ BROWNS (+2.5)
Bears @ REDSKINS (+4)

Bad luck to you all.

J E T S JETS JETS JETS

This whole thing is over lads. I am KING of the dog f***ers. SUCK IT.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Monday 23 September 2019, 08:34:35 PM
Brutal Sunday. Comprehensively beat ourselves in all three phases. The Saints were f***ing s**** for a half, couldn't move the chains and relied on Seahawks going down without contact. Should have been home and dry at the half instead down two scores. No confidence any of this will seep through to Carroll who will remain convinced games are won exclusively in the fourth quarter. Being three scores going down into it will not sway him. Sloppy, sloppy shitfest.

:sweetjesus:

I thought we were going to get absolutely destroyed, so it was definitely a sweet victory.  f*** Caroll (Andy and Pete), the Seahawks and their bullshit fans though, except you Beren, you're alright.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Tuesday 24 September 2019, 02:37:50 AM
f*** me this is embarrassing for the Redskins and their biggest fan, B-more Mag.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Tuesday 24 September 2019, 02:59:24 AM
f*** me this is embarrassing for the Redskins and their biggest fan, B-more Mag.

How can we be expected to compete with a hall of fame duo the likes of Trubisky/Gabriel?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 24 September 2019, 07:06:51 AM
Essentially tanked the week to evaluate everyone health and see about trades next week, but didn't expect to be sitting on 70 f***ing point at this stage. :lol:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EverlastingPerkyHerald-size_restricted.gif)

Rudolph in the flex. :lol:

 Tanking is to lose intentionally, something you didn't do. Your team is just plain bad at the moment. Especially Diggs, f*** has happened to him?

Well my RB1 and TE1 are out injured also friend. You're right I didn't intentionally lose I suppose, just knew I'd lose and didn't care. Need to evaluate the team early this week. Couldn't be arsed scrambling for trades on Friday hence Rudolph in the flex.

Diggs will be fine also.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: mozy on Tuesday 24 September 2019, 02:01:27 PM
Diggs will not be fine. :lol: No chance of getting the volume and he's not exactly reliable injury wise.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Tuesday 24 September 2019, 02:03:15 PM
Diggs will not be fine. :lol: No chance of getting the volume and he's not exactly reliable injury wise.

No chance of getting volume. :lol:

He's also started all but 3 games in 2 years.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Wednesday 25 September 2019, 03:02:17 PM
Melvin Gordon is according to rumours, close to ending his holdout. Amazeballs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: thomas on Thursday 26 September 2019, 12:04:24 AM


responses :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 26 September 2019, 09:30:10 AM
I definitely put a bid in for Gallman and it doesn't appear to have registered unless I'm blind. s*** app.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 26 September 2019, 09:32:45 AM
Would it have been a winning bid?

Sleeper is mint ;)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 26 September 2019, 09:48:00 AM
Would it have been a winning bid?

Sleeper is mint ;)

It was $36. :lol: So not sure how it would have worked.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 26 September 2019, 09:54:17 AM
Beren PM me with what you need for that trade
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 26 September 2019, 09:54:20 AM
You'd have got him I think. Goes off reverse league standings as a tiebreaker IIRC.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 12:36:56 PM
He’s s*** anyway wouldn’t worry about it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 26 September 2019, 12:58:29 PM
Froggy missing out on a FA because the app f***ed him over is the high point of my FF experience so far this year :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 01:11:45 PM
BILLS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 26 September 2019, 01:26:48 PM
Giv iz the lines Shak
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 26 September 2019, 01:47:43 PM
Got my dates mixed up when I'm in NY.  Having to go to watch the Jets against the dolphins when I'm there. :anguish: :okay:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:11:54 PM
:lol: Probably the two worst teams in the league. At least it'll be competitive :thup:

Could just goto NYG @ PHL instead..... ;)

Anyway @Shak, its Thursday you c***. Show me that f***ing leaderboard and let me pick. What if I wanna pick the Eagles!?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:26:01 PM
Ash, Leffe, Pata and Ameritoon all get 7 points from the Lions.

Leaderboard

Ash 14
Leffe 11
Ameritoon 9.5
Pata 9.5
BMore 6.5
Mike 3
Flip 1

Week 4 Lines

EAGLES (+4.5) @ Packers
PANTHERS (+5) @ Texans
BROWNS (+7) @ Ravens
Chiefs @ LIONS (+6)
Chargers @ DOLPHINS (+16.5)
Patriots @ BILLS (+7)
RAIDERS (+6.5) @ Colts
TITANS (+4) @ Falcons
REDSKINS (+3) @ Giants
Seahawks @ CARDINALS (+5)
BUCCANEERS (+9) @ Rams
JAGUARS (+3) @ Broncos
VIKINGS (+2.5) @ Bears
Cowboys @ SAINTS (+2.5)
BENGALS (+4.5) @ Steelers

Pick one you c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:28:18 PM
@Shak f*** off you c*** and give me my points
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:29:14 PM
this thing is a fix. lets all kill shak. REVOLT. PEOPLE POWER.

Lots of good hookups in the Dogging community this week.

- Flip got 1 point from the Falcons.
- Ameritoon and Pata got 2.5 from the Lions.
- Leffe and Ash hauled in 4 from the Seahawks.
- Top dogger was Bmore with 6.5 from the Bucs.

So the updated standings are as follows

Ash 7
BMore 6.5
Leffe 4
Mike 3
Ameritoon 2.5
Pata 2.5
Flip 1

Week 3

Week 3 Lines
Titans @ JAGUARS (+1.5)
FALCONS (+2.5) @ Colts
RAVENS (+6.5) @ Chiefs
BENGALS (+6) @ Bills
BRONCOS (+7.5) @ Packers
LIONS (+7) @ Eagles
DOLPHINS (+21.5) @ Cowboys
JETS (+21.5) @ Patriots
RAIDERS (+8.5) @ Vikings
PANTHERS (+2.5) @ Cardinals
GIANTS (+6.5) @ Buccaneers
TEXANS (+3.5) @ Chargers
SAINTS (+4) @ Seahawks
STEELERS (+7) @ 49’ers
Rams @ BROWNS (+2.5)
Bears @ REDSKINS (+4)

Bad luck to you all.

J E T S JETS JETS JETS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:29:35 PM
c***
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:37:39 PM
Ive got your kids Shak
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:46:43 PM
The jets lost, you demented sp*****.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:47:54 PM
BROWNS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:49:17 PM
:lol: You alright, Dan?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:50:09 PM
BILLS

DOLPHINS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:51:47 PM
:lol: totally forgot what game we were playing. My bad Shak. I'll take this one. I'll return your kids shortly.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:52:46 PM
Ash, Leffe, Pata and Ameritoon all get 7 points from the Lions.

Leaderboard

Ash 14
Leffe 11
Ameritoon 9.5
Pata 9.5
BMore 6.5
Mike 3
Flip 1

Week 4 Lines

EAGLES (+4.5) @ Packers
PANTHERS (+5) @ Texans
BROWNS (+7) @ Ravens
Chiefs @ LIONS (+6)
Chargers @ DOLPHINS (+16.5)
Patriots @ BILLS (+7)
RAIDERS (+6.5) @ Colts
TITANS (+4) @ Falcons
REDSKINS (+3) @ Giants
Seahawks @ CARDINALS (+5)
BUCCANEERS (+9) @ Rams
JAGUARS (+3) @ Broncos
VIKINGS (+2.5) @ Bears
Cowboys @ SAINTS (+2.5)
BENGALS (+4.5) @ Steelers

Pick one you c***s.

E A G L E S EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:53:03 PM
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:53:41 PM
I only have one child, don’t try to offload your midget spawn on me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:55:42 PM
SEMMY on the cowies today?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 02:56:52 PM
I'll have you know she's actually in the "95th percentile" for height and weight. If there was an infant basketball league, she'd be dunking on eeryone.

She'll likely stop growing at 18 months or something.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:04:47 PM
Ive got your kids Shak

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:06:04 PM
BILLS


(https://media3.giphy.com/media/gcjmXVppGVhKw/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:06:41 PM
Buccaneers
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:36:15 PM
RAIDERSES
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:40:44 PM
BILLS


(https://media3.giphy.com/media/gcjmXVppGVhKw/giphy.gif)

:lol: I'm the relentless cocksucker betting 00 at the roulette wheel. Don't look at me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:41:35 PM
:lol: Also, we're gonna get our s*** puuuuushed in.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: mozy on Thursday 26 September 2019, 03:55:29 PM
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:46:29 PM
Redskins.

Edit: Changing this to the Raiders - see below...
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:49:23 PM
So @KDT has pics of @Ameritoon diddling kids I assume?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:51:53 PM
??? Don't we all?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:52:10 PM
That trade is insane.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:52:30 PM
This doesn't concern you Mike. But feel free to be ASTOUNDED.

AMER trades
Michael Gallup, Dal WR
Tyrell Williams, Oak WR
Derrick Henry, Ten RB
   
KDT trades
Sony Michel, NE RB
Sammy Watkins, KC WR
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:54:32 PM
This doesn't concern you Mike.

:( I know.

:lol: I recognize one name in that trade.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:55:33 PM
The one who played for the Bills and never got used and now is a legit contender for a ring?

Come to think of it, aren't there about 10 active players in the league with that synopsis?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Thursday 26 September 2019, 04:58:04 PM
I don't think it's that outrageous :lol: Not ideal, but I'm giving up two players in terrible offenses and one decent, injured player. If I'm gonna be s*** I might as well try another way to be s***
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:01:26 PM
Also going with the Jags
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:02:01 PM
Saints.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:14:25 PM
The one who played for the Bills and never got used and now is a legit contender for a ring?

Come to think of it, aren't there about 10 active players in the league with that synopsis?

:lol: Listen, we're 3-0 and the best team in the league. You can't hurt me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:15:48 PM
The one who played for the Bills and never got used and now is a legit contender for a ring?

Come to think of it, aren't there about 10 active players in the league with that synopsis?

:lol: Listen, we're 3-0 and the best team in the league. You can't hurt me.

Just like my fantasy team. In other words, it's bound to go up in flames pretty soon.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:16:42 PM
Ash, Leffe, Pata and Ameritoon all get 7 points from the Lions.

Leaderboard

Ash 14
Leffe 11
Ameritoon 9.5
Pata 9.5
BMore 6.5
Mike 3
Flip 1

Week 4 Lines

EAGLES (+4.5) @ Packers
PANTHERS (+5) @ Texans
BROWNS (+7) @ Ravens
Chiefs @ LIONS (+6)
Chargers @ DOLPHINS (+16.5)
Patriots @ BILLS (+7)
RAIDERS (+6.5) @ Colts
TITANS (+4) @ Falcons
REDSKINS (+3) @ Giants
Seahawks @ CARDINALS (+5)
BUCCANEERS (+9) @ Rams
JAGUARS (+3) @ Broncos
VIKINGS (+2.5) @ Bears
Cowboys @ SAINTS (+2.5)
BENGALS (+4.5) @ Steelers

Pick one you c***s.

Vikings
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:17:26 PM
Sony is a good name. Knockoff brand Somy would be a great name.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:18:02 PM
In other words, it's bound to go up in flames pretty soon.

This can also apply to you. Toss you pure into the amazon fires. Talking s*** about my (our?) team like this.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:22:12 PM
I spent $2 FAAB on a kicker and I feel bad.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:23:05 PM
Try spending $36 on Wayne f***ing Gallman.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:24:06 PM
Sima’s $19 on Dante Pettis on a bye seems a little odd like.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Sima on Thursday 26 September 2019, 05:26:25 PM
Genuinely didn’t check.  The season’s only been going 3 weeks, lazy f***ers.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 26 September 2019, 07:23:26 PM
Does anybody else ever look at [pron]? Vaguely interesting, nothing more.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 07:44:28 PM
Unwritten rule that we don't really talk about such things B-more. It's better that way.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 26 September 2019, 07:56:35 PM
 :lol: Look at me skipping a year and then acting like a total newb. My bad.

https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Thursday 26 September 2019, 09:57:54 PM
Redskins.

Scratch that, Shak. Give me the Raiders at 6.5.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: cubaricho on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:12:22 PM
Ash, Leffe, Pata and Ameritoon all get 7 points from the Lions.

Leaderboard

Ash 14
Leffe 11
Ameritoon 9.5
Pata 9.5
BMore 6.5
Mike 3
Flip 1

Week 4 Lines

EAGLES (+4.5) @ Packers
PANTHERS (+5) @ Texans
BROWNS (+7) @ Ravens
Chiefs @ LIONS (+6)
Chargers @ DOLPHINS (+16.5)
Patriots @ BILLS (+7)
RAIDERS (+6.5) @ Colts
TITANS (+4) @ Falcons
REDSKINS (+3) @ Giants
Seahawks @ CARDINALS (+5)
BUCCANEERS (+9) @ Rams
JAGUARS (+3) @ Broncos
VIKINGS (+2.5) @ Bears
Cowboys @ SAINTS (+2.5)
BENGALS (+4.5) @ Steelers

Pick one you c***s.

Wtf is this and how does it work?! I want in.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:16:29 PM
Ash, Leffe, Pata and Ameritoon all get 7 points from the Lions.

Leaderboard

Ash 14
Leffe 11
Ameritoon 9.5
Pata 9.5
BMore 6.5
Mike 3
Flip 1

Week 4 Lines

EAGLES (+4.5) @ Packers
PANTHERS (+5) @ Texans
BROWNS (+7) @ Ravens
Chiefs @ LIONS (+6)
Chargers @ DOLPHINS (+16.5)
Patriots @ BILLS (+7)
RAIDERS (+6.5) @ Colts
TITANS (+4) @ Falcons
REDSKINS (+3) @ Giants
Seahawks @ CARDINALS (+5)
BUCCANEERS (+9) @ Rams
JAGUARS (+3) @ Broncos
VIKINGS (+2.5) @ Bears
Cowboys @ SAINTS (+2.5)
BENGALS (+4.5) @ Steelers

Pick one you c***s.

Wtf is this and how does it work?! I want in.

You choose one underdog per week that you think will defy the odds and win. If they do, you get the points that their line is. At the end of the season the person with the most points wins.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:25:34 PM
The strange Norwegian man is correct.

Added bonus is there’s no real disadvantage to joining late as several of us are completely s*** and have failed to get any points yet.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:34:15 PM
Apart from my uncredited 21.5 pts
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: cubaricho on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:42:04 PM
So for this week for instance, if I choose the Broncos and the Broncos beat the Jags (:lol:) then I get 3 points?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:45:09 PM
No, you can't pick the Broncos as they are the favourite.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Thursday 26 September 2019, 10:46:42 PM
So for this week for instance, if I choose the Broncos and the Broncos beat the Jags (:lol:) then I get 3 points?

If you choose the Jags and the Jags beat the Broncos then you get 3 points.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Thursday 26 September 2019, 11:13:02 PM
@Shak i rescind my eagles pick
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Thursday 26 September 2019, 11:32:00 PM
First return my child as promised.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 27 September 2019, 02:48:37 AM
The ESPN app is just s****, isn’t it?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Friday 27 September 2019, 03:15:11 AM
The ESPN app is just s****, isn’t it?


Yup.

Wentz is a fun QB. Enjoying these WWE ads.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Friday 27 September 2019, 04:51:54 AM
Great game.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Friday 27 September 2019, 04:59:25 AM
That’s why I don’t miss Sendejo at all. Was always the worst starter and five times a season trying to kill better teammates, so f***ing reckless.

Great game and happy with the result. :)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Friday 27 September 2019, 05:01:21 AM
Eagles goal line D won that game. Turn over on downs and then a pick. Impressive to dominate Aaron Jones and the GB O-Line so comprehensively, they didn't even try to run it once out of six plays.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Friday 27 September 2019, 06:03:02 AM
@Shak i rescind my eagles pick

:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Friday 27 September 2019, 12:33:43 PM
Trying something out: I hereby lodge a public reverse jinxing of Aaron Donald and the Bears D/ST, who I expect to have monster games in Fantasy this weekend.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: SEMTEX on Friday 27 September 2019, 12:38:46 PM
@Shak i rescind my eagles pick

:lol:

This isn’t actually particularly funny FYI
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: leffe186 on Friday 27 September 2019, 03:33:23 PM
Trying something out: I hereby lodge a public reverse jinxing of Aaron Donald and the Bears D/ST, who I expect to have monster games in Fantasy this weekend.

I like this idea. We should all conduct a formal reverse jinx each week. Make Froggy feel less alone.

I hereby lodge a public reverse jinxing of Marquise Brown, who will p*ss all over the depleted Browns secondary this week.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: cubaricho on Friday 27 September 2019, 04:02:21 PM
No, you can't pick the Broncos as they are the favourite.

Ahhhh

So for this week for instance, if I choose the Broncos and the Broncos beat the Jags (:lol:) then I get 3 points?

If you choose the Jags and the Jags beat the Broncos then you get 3 points.

Can I choose the Jags then @Shak ?!  :booboo:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Friday 27 September 2019, 04:58:44 PM
I want to make trades. So hit me with offers I can't refuse.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Friday 27 September 2019, 05:07:08 PM
I’m afraid you’ll hurt me again.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Friday 27 September 2019, 05:09:23 PM
I’m afraid you’ll hurt me again.

:lol: You reap what you sow ma man. For years you traderaped us.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: mozy on Friday 27 September 2019, 05:23:00 PM
Ronald Jones available if anyone is a bit desperate at RB. He's probably going to take the starting job soon so you'll be getting him cheap.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Friday 27 September 2019, 07:16:24 PM
Desperate you say?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: cubaricho on Friday 27 September 2019, 08:01:33 PM

Quote
Dolphins Are So Bad Dak Prescott Used Huddle To Talk About Wendy’s Spicy Nuggets Being Back

 :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Friday 27 September 2019, 08:28:27 PM
BILLS

DOLPHINS

Hmm.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Flip on Saturday 28 September 2019, 07:19:29 AM
According to NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, "there's a good chance" Melvin Gordon makes his season debut Sunday against the Dolphins.

Wew.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 03:36:50 PM
VIKINGS (+2.5) @ Bears
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 03:39:23 PM
GAME DAY MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GET IT

f*** THE PATS

*HOWARD DEAN SCREAM*
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: B-more Mag on Sunday 29 September 2019, 03:46:53 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 29 September 2019, 04:11:40 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 04:38:52 PM
I have a funny feeling today is gonna set Mike-Zeeb relations back decades.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 29 September 2019, 04:42:05 PM
I got my Brady shirt ready for wiping Mike's tears
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:14:06 PM
Raiders in my prediction thing.

Almost forgot :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:22:45 PM
:lol: I'm starting Randall f***ing Cobb.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:25:39 PM
No time for a trade either, oof.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:30:10 PM
I got my Brady shirt ready for wiping Mike's tears

You're not a Pats fan you f***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:30:38 PM
I have a funny feeling today is gonna set Mike-Zeeb relations back decades.

:lol: It's f***ing WILD how mad I'm gonna be in two hours.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:32:55 PM
You can't lose. Worst case scenario is 3-1 in a patchy AFC. Just hoping you can beat Brady up a little bit. No Develin may disrupt them a bit. I f***ing hope.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 05:34:19 PM
Every good season freefalls after the Pats loss. We will ONE THOUSAND PERCENT lose to Miami. This is the entire f***ing season today.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:01:45 PM
Genuinely rooting for you man, good luck :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:05:07 PM
Genuinely rooting for you man, good luck :lol:

Yup, have it as my main game. Let's go Mike!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:16:00 PM
Howay Mike.

Atlanta's D is as bad as ours. Woof.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:17:51 PM
Josh Allen needs to not f*** up like last week vs the Bengals. Let his D do the heavy lifting. Just don't turn it over like that. FFS.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:19:59 PM
That flag against Ratley in Baltimore. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:26:36 PM
f***s sake, man. f***s sake! f***ing stop turning over the f***ing ball.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:27:38 PM
 :undecided:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:27:55 PM
All the s*** going on in the world and God is at the Bills game f***ing with me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: cubaricho on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:28:03 PM
:lol: jesus
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: thomas on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:29:05 PM
Mike. Mike. look at me Michael. Look at me. I'm here. You are not alone. I'm here with you. You are. not. alone.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:29:34 PM
*sigh* f*** off Bills.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:33:13 PM
:lol: I almost got food for this. I almost made an occasion of this Ving Rhames in the gun shop s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: cubaricho on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:35:27 PM
Allen can whip the damn ball man, just too bad it’s rarely accurate.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:36:36 PM
Allen can whip the damn ball man, just too bad it’s rarely accurate.

He's got a cannon, and he's getting better. He's absolutely s*** today mind. Hopefully he settles down.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:36:54 PM
THrow. It. Away. You. Racist.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:39:23 PM
Gallman worth every penny.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:45:48 PM
:lol: EJ Manuel out there in whiteface.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:51:18 PM
:lol: What was that zeeb thinking in Baltimore? Sees that he stepped out but still says complete pass. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 06:59:26 PM
BULLSHIT SPOT YOU BENT c***
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:00:20 PM
Blind s*** motherfucker out there f***ing watching the match with your telescoping stick you sightless f***ing pederast.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:03:17 PM
Go Giants. :)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:05:52 PM
Burfict is such a dick man.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:05:57 PM
Blind s*** motherfucker out there f***ing watching the match with your telescoping stick you sightless f***ing pederast.

(https://i.imgur.com/sBX0nXC.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:08:47 PM
Blind s*** motherfucker out there f***ing watching the match with your telescoping stick you sightless f***ing pederast.

(https://i.imgur.com/sBX0nXC.gif)

:lol: :lol: Listen here you little s***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:10:50 PM
Took them f***ing 30 seconds to call that.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: thomas on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:12:43 PM
zeebs ... good?

edit: before I'm murdered over the internet, my very legal way of watching this appears to be lagged somewhat and this was not in reference to the PI call.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Froggy on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:14:24 PM
If I had traded better I could have such a good team right now. :lol: what an awful pile of s**** I've left myself with.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:15:33 PM
GET THAT s*** f*** YOU.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:15:58 PM
zeebs ... good?

edit: before I'm murdered over the internet, my very legal way of watching this appears to be lagged somewhat and this was not in reference to the PI call.

:lol: Zeebs reluctantly good.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:17:26 PM
Nice interception that.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:19:25 PM
Howay here we gan!
 
f*** OFF REFS
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:19:34 PM
Good Refs!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:20:28 PM
Gore at 15000 yards. :aww:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:22:04 PM
:lol: Pure PI but nah, f*** it, right? c***s.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ash on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:31:53 PM
JAGUARS (+3) @ Broncos
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:33:30 PM
What a catch.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:33:53 PM
Asshole you're standing right there. You missed that?
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:34:09 PM
Amazing grab from Knox
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:36:02 PM
f***ing Hauschka
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:36:17 PM
Was a waste of time even kicking that.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:48:27 PM
Fumble on a punt return counts against my WR but I get no yardage, f*** off :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:53:41 PM
Harsh on the Lions to get that catch overturned; can't have the golden boy Mahomes losing though can we #conspiracy

Stafford being Stafford next play though :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:55:37 PM
Harsh on the Lions to get that catch overturned; can't have the golden boy Mahomes losing though can we #conspiracy

Stafford being Stafford next play though :lol:

He didn't have control of the ball. Don't get the big conntroversy here.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:55:59 PM
Lions on the wrong end of a questionable catch review. Who would've guessed
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:56:39 PM
Harsh on the Lions to get that catch overturned; can't have the golden boy Mahomes losing though can we #conspiracy

Stafford being Stafford next play though :lol:

He didn't have control of the ball. Don't get the big conntroversy here.

It was pinned against his body the whole time, even if it was moving a little bit, wasn't close to hitting the ground
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:56:57 PM
He bobbled it all the way to the ground, right call IMO.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 07:58:09 PM
Go bills.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:02:01 PM
Yeah that can’t be a catch, much as I wanted them to give it to Golloday.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:03:22 PM
Can't pick a QB to save the life of me.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:05:25 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:06:18 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:06:26 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)

Haha, I want them to win.

Anyone but the f***ing patriots.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:06:46 PM
Lions getting the hard dick here :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:07:12 PM
Better job by the officials in the Lions game, but what I don't like is the "you need definitive evidence to overturn the ruling on the field". I'd rather they just not call anything and say "the play is under review".
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:07:36 PM
That has to stand. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:07:58 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)

Haha, I want them to win.

Anyone but the f***ing patriots.

:smitten: You're a quick study neesy baby.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:08:01 PM
Lions getting the hard dick here :lol:

Most Lions thing :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:08:20 PM
Yeah so this is f***ed.

Imagine if we were the ones coming out of the pile with the ball running into the endzone. Play would be whistled after we took one step.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:09:20 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)

Haha, I want them to win.

Anyone but the f***ing patriots.

:smitten: You're a quick study neesy baby.

I'll get you back for that hala Madrid though.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:09:57 PM
Not blowing the whistle there but running up to respot the ball for second down :lol: f*** off
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:10:34 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)

Haha, I want them to win.

Anyone but the f***ing patriots.

:smitten: You're a quick study neesy baby.

I'll get you back for that hala Madrid though.

:lol: I didn't think you saw it.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:11:47 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)

Haha, I want them to win.

Anyone but the f***ing patriots.

:smitten: You're a quick study neesy baby.

I'll get you back for that hala Madrid though.

:lol: I didn't think you saw it.

You tagged me in it.  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:11:55 PM
Yeah so this is f***ed.

Imagine if we the Saints were the ones coming out of the pile with the ball running into the endzone. Play would be whistled after we Cameron Jordan took one step.

FYP
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:12:15 PM
Go bills.

(https://i.imgur.com/qsnvEHm.jpg)

Haha, I want them to win.

Anyone but the f***ing patriots.

:smitten: You're a quick study neesy baby.

I'll get you back for that hala Madrid though.

:lol: I didn't think you saw it.

You tagged me in it.  :lol: :lol:

:lol: Ah, well then I'm a c***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:13:03 PM
Yeah so this is f***ed.

Imagine if we the Saints were the ones coming out of the pile with the ball running into the endzone. Play would be whistled after we Cameron Jordan took one step.

FYP

(https://i.imgur.com/sBX0nXC.gif)
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:13:36 PM
The Redskins are very bad.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:13:56 PM
Yeah so this is f***ed.

Imagine if we the Saints were the ones coming out of the pile with the ball running into the endzone. Play would be whistled after we Cameron Jordan took one step.

FYP

I understand your pain, but you've also won a super bowl so I won't accept you to the Refs Hate Us support group
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:14:35 PM
Yeah so this is f***ed.

Imagine if we the Saints were the ones coming out of the pile with the ball running into the endzone. Play would be whistled after we Cameron Jordan took one step.

FYP

That play is literally the reason why they are letting those plays go on now.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:15:36 PM
Football isn't fun without Gronk.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:17:36 PM
No one else misses Gronk, stop going on about it it’s weird.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:21:15 PM
Allen is so f***ing dumb. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:21:41 PM
Stop throwing picks you f***.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:23:21 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/web05/2012/7/11/10/enhanced-buzz-26239-1342017310-2.jpg?downsize=700:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)

Good post, Shak :aww:

Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:23:26 PM
I love Justin Coleman
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:26:58 PM
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Good post, Shak :aww:



:lol: Just casting couch him already, ffs.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:28:33 PM
Stop throwing picks you f***.

Punt throws on 1st down ffs :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Kaizero on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:28:39 PM
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Good post, Shak :aww:



:lol: Just casting couch him already, ffs.

I wish. Look at that specimen.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:29:53 PM
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Good post, Shak :aww:



:lol: Just casting couch him already, ffs.

I wish. Look at that specimen.

Oh he'd f*** you into the cushions like Frank Reynolds.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:31:05 PM
Fantastic D. f***ing get it together Josh you bigot.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:32:44 PM
Chubb :sweetjesus:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:33:07 PM
Yeah so this is f***ed.

Imagine if we the Saints were the ones coming out of the pile with the ball running into the endzone. Play would be whistled after we Cameron Jordan took one step.

FYP

That play is literally the reason why they are letting those plays go on now.

Always the bridesmaid and never the bride for the Saints ain't it :lol:, but yeah I am aware that is the reason.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Shak on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:33:08 PM
Can't pick a QB to save the life of me.

Chubb looks good mind :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Tomato Deuce on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:35:20 PM
Come at me with those QB offers after this week.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:35:39 PM
We're beating the Chiefs with a minute left in the 3rd quarter so we've already exceeded my expectations so I won't be dissapointed with anything from here. I'll let you all hold me to that
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Beren on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:38:48 PM
BS call on the Lions
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Chrisjraby on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:40:28 PM
Josh Allen absolutely railed
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Ameritoon on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:40:57 PM
BS call on the Lions

Yeah im f***ing p*ssed again
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Pata on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:41:42 PM
Why is that a penalty on the Pats? Allen leads with the helmet himself.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:42:10 PM
Big hit that on Allen.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:42:59 PM
:lol: Offsetting penalties on a headshot. Zeebs, je t'aime.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:43:23 PM
edit: Good catch, that. :lol:
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:43:36 PM
:lol: Offsetting penalties on a headshot. Zeebs, je t'aime.

I don't think that's fair.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:44:33 PM
:lol: Offsetting penalties on a headshot. Zeebs, je t'aime.

I don't think that's fair.

Now, now Neesy. They nearly killed a guy, but we grabbed a shirt!
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: neesy111 on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:44:49 PM
edit: Good catch, that. :lol:

Nice edit.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:44:57 PM
AGAIN PF's Eject one of these f***ing dirty pricks.
Title: Re: The NFL Thread - AB cut again
Post by: Mike on Sunday 29 September 2019, 08:45:09 PM