Ronaldo

Not possible unless they lose their last 2 and we win all of ours.

We’d be 5th, 100%. Villa have been very good, to be fair. I think we’d be close to them with Pope, plus Tonali.

Not sure if he’s a good lad or not. He weirdly gets a free pass for defending Mike Ashley for some reason, too.

2 goals from a penalty taker is a cracking return, to be fair. Take it all back.

I just don’t agree. I saw a supposed winger with no pace, no goal threat (in the PL) and zero real ability to make things happen away from set pieces. Just a poor footballer who like so many before him benefited from our huge lack of ambition and lack of focus on targeted upgrades. I know your attitude is ‘well he’s only on the field for 10 mins, who cares?’ But to me, and admittedly I occasionally get irritated by daft things, it just screams ‘club not there yet / woeful academy’ when he’s coming off the bench every game. He doesn’t belong anywhere near a club with any ambition, let alone our ambitions.

Excellent? Have a word. Again though, Rafa left 5 years ago. He’s been here since then because no one else was daft enough to pay his wages.

Bit of a joke him trying to take the penalty mind after his noncontribution to this season.

I don’t know where the great servant thing comes from mind. Was excellent in the Championship but that was 7 years ago. He’s always been shit in the PL and has been paid a lot of money to barely contribute anything on the pitch for 3 years.

Only because Isak hasn’t hit his prime yet, mind. He’s going to be better than every one of that side.

Kluivert walks into that side. Incredible footballer, which we saw in patches here.

Nah, he’s not in Schar’s league right now but he’s younger, quicker.

Your pal Alec Baldwin would have somat to say about being hopeful of finishing 2nd.

A very meh season (in context) sandwiched between arguably our 2 best seasons of the last 5 decades.

94-95. Pav sent off and replaced by Hooper. We win 3-1. Was the Sky Sunday game. Great times.

It would certainly help but they’re genuinely abject and we should 100% be beating them even without Joelinton. Just don’t play anything approaching a high line and we’ll eventually catch them cold - which they are for 90% of the game.