Daft questions (football edition)

Toon Toon is definitely manly shouty so I would say that, one of the best moments of my life on a night out was when my mate (not a Newcastle fan) got a packed pub in Hitchin randomly shouting 'Toon, Toon, Black & White army'

Don't think anyone but our group knew what the hell it meant but it was pretty awesome.

i'm a 'Toon, Toon' person, mainly as i have a deep voice, so it suits it more.

My 'Black and White Army' tends to come out more like Blaaawaaaarmmmyyy as well

neither.  Up there with 'geordie boot boys' in the shit song stakes.

Is Jonathan Wilson the most intelligent Mackem about football?

Ugh I can't stand Jonathan Wilson.

why does the BBC have an african player of the year award ?

My 'Black and White Army' tends to come out more like Blaaawaaaarmmmyyy as well

Trust me, it comes off like that on tv. I had the hardest time understanding almost every English chant for years, everyone is so out of sync. It's been easier recently, probably because there's only about three chants throughout the league.

Toon Toon.

Black and white army.

TOON TOON

my sister asked me that when i was younger, then was all when i told her and she said you weren't allowed to tell anyone. was gutted

My 'Black and White Army' tends to come out more like Blaaawaaaarmmmyyy as well

I've been singing this around my mates for years. They've grown somewhat fond of it, but nobody can ever get round the fact that you always end up going "BAUWADAMY" instead of Black & White Army.

It's turned into a case where most of my friends, not Newcastle fans at all, randomly burst into "BAWUADAAAMMY" wherever we are, whenever in whatever context. Bizarre.

Hoping it picks up and becomes a thing.

if im starting it il begin with a big, slow toon toon

Toon toon. Toons much nicer to say, easier in the tonguethan blawhiarmy  Occasionally both. We need a composer though like, back in the day we could I go half an hour, now it's unsustainable after 2 mins.

Anyone listen to the Men in Blazers pod?

Is there an official transfer list?

You very rarely hear of players getting put on it but is there an actual register with players no wanted by clubs?

My 'Black and White Army' tends to come out more like Blaaawaaaarmmmyyy as well

 

I've been singing this around my mates for years. They've grown somewhat fond of it, but nobody can ever get round the fact that you always end up going "BAUWADAMY" instead of Black & White Army.

 

It's turned into a case where most of my friends, not Newcastle fans at all, randomly burst into "BAWUADAAAMMY" wherever we are, whenever in whatever context. Bizarre.

 

Hoping it picks up and becomes a thing.

Well it does sound like that, actually, especially to me (I guess cause of the different mother tongue). When a friend of mine (italian as well) came for the first time at SJP and asked me what was that middle part of the chant he refused to believe that it was "black and white army", and I think he still does

If a player needs to have a shit at the beginning of the second half, what happens?

If a player needs to have a shit at the beginning of the second half, what happens?

His mother runs on to the pitch and shouts "Why didn't you go when I asked if you needed the toilet!?"

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There's no forum awards this year Jon.

There's no forum awards this year Jon.

FUCK DA POLICE!

If a player needs to have a s*** at the beginning of the second half, what happens?

 

His mother runs on to the pitch and shouts "Why didn't you go when I asked if you needed the toilet!?"

 

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Thanks for clearing that up.

If a player needs to have a s*** at the beginning of the second half, what happens?

He can ask the referee for permission to temporarily leave the field, he can be substituted or he can go in his shorts (which probably leads to temporarily leaving the field for equipment change).

Sure Grobbelar done it once so they were late kicking off for it