Jonjo Shelvey (now playing for Çaykur Rizespor, on loan from Nottingham Forest)

We could have went on to win by 5 or 6 on Saturday if he’d put his sitter away.

Lazy fucking passenger and a total wanker. How come he’s never the one to have a massive spell on the sidelines?

He's a fucking tosser.

Shit footballer that should have been binned years ago.

Having seen through Ben arfa Bruce must see this? I wonder what the difference is?

Lazy f***ing passenger and a total w*****. How come he’s never the one to have a massive spell on the sidelines?

Most players have made some positive contributions tonight but Shelvey has done fuck all. He’s absolutely shit.

Lazy cunt should have been gone ages ago.

80 mins in, he's barely touched the ball apart from blasting the ball into the stands twice, and he's still on the pitch.

Bruce just hasn't got a clue.

Lazy fucking passenger and a total wanker. How come he’s never the one to have a massive spell on the sidelines?

The commentator said he's always got a long-ranger in his locker. Why wouldn't you play him? It's not his fault he's lost the bastard key.

Such a peasant.

I despise him me. Shit, lazy, myth of a footballer. BT commentators kept saying how well he strikes a ball and "if anyone can score from distance it's Jonjo Shelvey" after he'd planted one about 30 yards over the bar.

Bruce is still waiting for him to play that killer pass.

He’s the worst. Not only is he an insufferable prick he’s total garbage as well

Total joke of a player. Coward.

Second half barely laid a glove, or could keep hold of the ball. Just let the game slide, and time tick by.

Pundits/morons say he’s good on the ball, but that’s the circumstances when you need him to be getting on the ball.

Totally anonymous, like slenderman

He’s an absolute joke and how he’s in the team sums his manager up. He offers nothing and is a total liability.

He’s an absolute joke and how he’s in the team sums his up. He offers nothing and is a total liability.

Not sure there's a worse "guaranteed starter" in the premier league than this useless shite.

He needs to be dropped - offers nothing at all. He won't be dropped because we've not got the players to come in and replace him. The club is a joke.

He doesn’t fucking care.

Waste of a shirt. Bring Matty Longstaff back in with Hayden and Willock.

In the first half when a Man U player passed it short, then he backed out of making a challenge because he knew he would get done for pace, it just about sums him up. He had a yard start on wan Bisaka but he still backed out.

Waste of a shirt. Bring Matty Longstaff back in with Hayden and Willock.

Bring Saivet back or recall sangare, have harper play outfield again. They would all give more effort than this overhyped sack of shite. What a waste of potential.

Shelvey offers nothing! Just a lazy passenger!

Should be dropped for Matty Longstaff.

Would like to see a midfield three of Hayden, Wilock and M. Longstaff.

longstaffs wont start again as their daddy upset stevie.

Reminds me of a less energetic and dynamic Geremi.

do bruce and his coaches actually watch the games back? do they analyse each player's performance?

#rhetorical.

do bruce and his coaches actually watch the games back? do they analyse each player's performance?

 

#rhetorical.

Bruce doesn't do tactics. Sure as hell ain't doing analyticals. That's eating into...err.. eating time.