Guybrush

Whatever next? Will Luuk De Jong lead the Netherlands to win the Euros? Will Riviere take France all the way to the World Cup final?

Well, well, well . This is glorious.

Could...could we make a play for 5th at this rate?

Put some respect on the juice's name He was immense today!

BBC score must be rigged like. Does not deserve it.

Needs support rather than the grief he gets like. He's one of us.

Nowt to add except to say I enjoyed this take and I would like to a team try it in practice.

Fantastic watch that mind. Seems like a sound lad.

Aye, that bench won't fill itself.

I thought we were all in agreement it was: RW, ST (Wilson replacement), LB, CB (Schar understudy brought forward because of injury), in that order. We had meeting about this lads, you were all there

I was in Bora Bora just now and someone shouted at me "You're in Bora Bora, and not in Newcaslte" and I said, "Yes".

Love Wilson as a striker but since both of his pecs have fallen off, it would be great to sign someone younger in his mould. Unfortunately it really seems like strikers of his ilk that are within our reach are few and far between.

This. No idea where the energy came from, but the pressing and intensity was up there with our best.

And the mighty Paul Dummett returns to the pitch.