Lush Vlad

I remember smashing my shins to bits on the wooden seats there once. Think it was the first Championship season in the banana kit. Arsehole to get to and a shit area.

I think it will be a tough and boring game. I know they will have changed a bit (a lot) since Roy left. But bar Olise, Eze and more recently after he signed in January, Wharton. I find them so boring to watch. Throw in the most repetitive chants in history and a drum. I can’t say I enjoy watching games at Selhurst Park. I do worry about them running with it from deep and the space they will find between the lines. But we all seem to say that every game. So nothing new there. Guessing Tino will be starting, though. Wilson an option off the bench, along with Murphy. Got a feeling Hall might be benched and Tino starts at left back. Still, can’t complain. Spoiled for choice compared to some of the recent squads!

Genuinely had to click on it and check that it wasn’t a parody account

*Bury Town.

Lewandowski and Gundogan both looking their age tonight. Past their best. I’m a year older than Gundogan and a year younger than Lewy Fuck sake.

I know they’ve been down to 10 for most the game. But some of the defending from Barca Comically shit.

Yeah. Fuck PSG. They shouldn’t even be here. I’m bitter and twisted. So whoever knocks NUFC/England out. I want them to lose. But I suppose the other train of thought is. It shows how well we did in the group all things considered. When the two teams that got out. Are going to be in the semis.

That ‘defending’ from Lewandowski

Dortmund away, for me. Didn’t matter in the end. But he made 3-4 outrageous saves and managed to make them look fairly routine.

*Lewy/Lewi Yeah, they need someone with a bit of pace up there. But then if a half chance falls to anyone. You’d want him to be the one on the end of it. Should have kept that shot down early doors, mind.

Isn't that quite obvious when we have never done it previously, as far as I'm aware? Howe is always lying in his press conferences and all maybe lying is a bit harsh. But he certainly likes smoke and mirrors. It's the same with transfers. Deals are basically agreed, medicals done, interviews underway and he's still straight batting everything. Remember when Tindall came in and tried it and it was just blatant he wasn't telling the truth

Their run in looks tough. Plus they rarely seem to string positive results together.

When was that, start of the season? Because he was 9/1 in without market the other week. So I had a bit each way on that and then a fiver for top scorer at 25/1.

Despite what I just said about this season's kit. That looks a lot better for next season's.

Unpopular opinion it seems, but I agree with this. Wearing it on Saturday reminded me that I prefer it. The new kit looks really bland. 5/10. Not horrendous or anything. But nothing particularly interesting about it, either.