Dr. TC

Nope. Subacute combined degeneration of the cord. Not necessarily reversible. Don't do drugs kids.

Same hair colour. Same height. Like twins.

Fyp. Spurs and man u are collapsing.

Yeah, I have little sympathy for Everton, but punishing Leicester for having the temerity to try and compete with their 'betters' just sums up everything that is wrong with the system.

Very harsh, especially the first yellow

I'd be really disappointed if we only doubled it, without at least a favourable buy back. Not every £8m punt is going to fly like this.

Except Kluivert. He made that notable slip where he said he much preferred playing with Bellamy because Shearer was too selfish.

The pressing and winning the ball back in the ajax game is what makes it for me. Howe will love him as long as he can keep up that intensity. He looks like miggy with more range.

He does look absolutely class like. Great little passes and decision making. Was this every touch or did he make any errors at all?

Oh, I wasn't saying we deserved to be higher, I was just saying we weren't similar.

We have scored almost 50% more goals than man u (65 vs 45). They are insanely lucky to be where they are in the table.

Turns out not

This is what I thought I was travelling to the final to see 😂😭 Anyway, glad there's a reaction

Bruno's long range shooting is generally crap man 😅

Hot takes like this are mad. He's a great player and if he wanted to play for us I'd be delighted to have him. If he said he wouldn't play for us because we're Newcastle then fuck him, but otherwise all is forgiven.