Been in Monte Carlo for the past week for tennis. Place was full of Italians, being close to the border. During our match on Saturday I was wearing the blue away top and one of the Italians shouted over โSandro Tonaliโ.
Blanked the bastid. ๐
Fast forward to 09:10 and check out the background to the right.
Confirmation what a rat infested hovel it is. ๐
Watch that you donโt get bitten. ๐
Cue the NHS boycott.
"Hallo 999? av just fallen doon the stairs and brok me leg"
"Ok, we'll get you an ambulance"
" Nah fuck that, al make dee with a sticky plaster" ๐