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Fret Astaire

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  1. I f***ing hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this f***ing orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us. I don't think the last sentence was necessary there. Dunno like, thought the rest of the post might've been too ambiguous...
  2. I fucking hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this fucking orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us.
  3. Aberdeen season ticket holder here. McGovern is alright: certainly one of the best 'keepers in the SPL, but I'm not entirely convinced that he's better than what we already have (definitely not Krul). Great shot-stopper, great communicator (you'll hear the fucker shouting at his defence all game long), pretty wonky on crosses but not terrible, doesn't make too many huge, game-altering mistakes. It's the SPL, though. Darlow looked good towards the end of the season but we're judging him on a tiny sample size, and yes, Elliot improved, but his flaws are still pretty apparent. If Krul goes, it's a very tough choice between Darlow, Elliot, and McGovern IMO.
  4. Yeah, fuck this dork. No fight in him whatsoever, despite his undeniable talent. I don't think he'd be much of an asset to us in the Championship: I think he'd fart his way through 90 minutes each week for the sake of collecting a paycheque. Get him in the bin.
  5. Arbeloa? Not enough Championship experience, pet. Get Big Clint Hill in instead.
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    John Carver

    The Brain Trust! This image still haunts my nightmares.
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    Steven Taylor

    This man gave more fistpumps, fake tan, and top bantz to this club than most ever will and today, he pays the ultimate price.
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    Steven Taylor

    Squandered potential. I had reasonably high hopes for him many years ago but he never really improved. Whether that was because of his terrible injury record or through being a massive fanny, I don't know. A one-year deal wouldn't have been a terrible shout as he was half-decent in the Championship last time, but he'd probably only be fit for 10-15 games anyway. Probably best just to put him in the fucking bin and get on with it.
  9. Amazing how efficient things run with a competent manager at the helm, eh?
  10. Post of the motherfucking year, that.
  11. Woke-up and this is still a thing. Tremendous.
  12. http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.132353023.9286/flat,800x800,070,f.jpg
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