Colos Short and Curlies

I want a 10 nil Scoreline here, and no excuses after bagging 8 down at their place, home crowd has to be worth 2 goals. in a twist from the away leg I’d like one player to score all 10

Need to unleash Gordon, Isak, Wilson, Barnes at the weekend. i want a premier league record

She has a permanent face of someone who is smelled a particularly nasty fart

Win the lot we will be close to getting 5th, due to the way games are sequenced we'd be right up Spurs arse after 3 games

Just a casual 111 goal difference swing between top and bottom

spurs mainly

Surely the premier league can’t be so stupid as to allow that. the pressure and spotlight on DC is going to be huge and will subconsciously impact his decision making

Love this He's knackered with 30 minutes to play Its dangerous to play him for the last 20 Great we can bring someone on with 10 mins to go Lets get the board up on 89 minutes lads, Callum's coming on

I could see Pep deciding to pack it in this summer as well, will be a surprise announcement as he lifts the FA cup to complete the double

does he miss the final now? Martinez misses the next game after his 2 yellows doesn’t he?

it would if it had been the other way around 😂

Looked like his hand played him on to me Clive. was convinced they’d score from that corner as well

sir ratface will be lobbying for it to be played at Old Trafford

You'd probably need to suck up a threesome with the son though

Arsenal beating Bayern is just good for the Kane bantz