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Offline Northerngimp

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #100 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 09:01:33 am »
Big Dunc playing "Choke the German"

Offline bulivye

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #101 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 12:58:40 pm »
What about wor Gooch?  Wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of that big c***.

good shout.  he's got rage issues as well iirc
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Offline Rebellious

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #102 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:15:38 pm »
Gallas, Barton and Gerrard

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« Reply #103 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:17:26 pm »
Heard Spunky once on about Lauren being absolutely nails.

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« Reply #104 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:19:26 pm »


hes a big t***

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #105 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:19:34 pm »
Samba, Vidic, Ashton.

Offline Northern Monkey

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #106 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:35:09 pm »
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Alan Smith

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Think he could batter the s*** out of a few people actually.

I suspect that he, like that other "toon hardman" Barton, would get a good shoeing in the majority of boozers.
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Offline Swissmag

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« Reply #108 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:41:09 pm »
I would have taken Oguchi Onyewu in my pub brawl side...

shame, he isn't an EPL player ATM, but at the same time glad that he does not play for us anymore... :-)

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #109 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:43:52 pm »
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Offline BONTEMPI

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #110 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 02:46:23 pm »


hes a big t***

Aye could be the factor of him standing next to a leprechaun!

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« Reply #111 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 03:00:58 pm »
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To stand around while Woodgate's mate chins people?

Offline Gallowgate Toon

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #112 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 03:27:41 pm »
Wouldn't mind Essien on my side like, Alex and Faye too.

Offline Colocho

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #113 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 03:40:02 pm »
Richard Dunne, Corluka and Samba.
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Offline Shearergol

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« Reply #114 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 04:07:33 pm »
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Alan Smith

All mouth and no cock
Think he could batter the s*** out of a few people actually.

I suspect that he, like that other "toon hardman" Barton, would get a good shoeing in the majority of boozers.

Smith's a top bloke tbh. Met him a few times.

Offline Colocho

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #115 on: Wednesday 23 January 2008, 04:09:21 pm »
Wouldn't mind Essien on my side like, Alex and Faye too.

Alex is a brute. Most Brazilians are pretty hard too.
Sir John Hall: "I was told that the man behind the deal was Mike Ashley and I sat with his representatives over three days thrashing out a deal. I was keen to know why they wanted the club and they were quite honest. They wanted to market their sports goods in the Far East and would use the club to help do this."

Offline bulivye

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #116 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 01:48:27 pm »
who from the premiership would you want on your side?     you get 3

who from NUFC?


10 years on now....  who would you have with you?  :yeah: :rockyII: :fight:
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Offline Tiresias

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« Reply #117 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 01:53:00 pm »
Lascelles, Diame (because he just gets better when punched) and Slimani
Just waiting for the glasses to go in the pocket

Offline Disco

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #118 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 01:53:33 pm »
Kenedy would be the most likely to be carrying a weapon so probably him and two bruisers, Lascelles and Dubravka maybe.

Offline Shearergol

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Re: in a pub brawl...
« Reply #119 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 02:18:07 pm »
Rafa. Just him.

Offline Wilson

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« Reply #120 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 02:25:36 pm »
I'd definitely prefer Matt Ritchie on my side during a brawl, the mad little b******.

Offline Klaus

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« Reply #121 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 02:36:17 pm »
Kenedy would be the most likely to be carrying a weapon so probably him and two bruisers, Lascelles and Dubravka maybe.

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Offline 1964

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« Reply #122 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 02:37:36 pm »
Not premiership but.....

Curtis Woodhouse, decent pro boxer now
Ade Akinfenwa, he’s just huuuuge
Vidic cos he has Eastern European insanity about him

Offline leffe186

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« Reply #123 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 02:40:59 pm »
I have a feeling that Alderweireld would be really handy. You'd need a radge c***, but I'm just not sure who that would be. In theory it would be Vardy, but I think he's the guy who starts s*** then hides behind the big guys.

If I'm looking for a hard man, a big lump, and a fast radgie, I'd consider Alderweireld, Huth, and...I dunno. Maybe it would have to be Vardy as the little s****. Aurier is a bit of a nutter but not in a bar fight kinda way, Ashley Young is another who'd start something then leg it, Wilshere might be worth a punt. Rose has something about him. Kenedy could be quick with a blade.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Kid Icarus

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« Reply #124 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 02:42:51 pm »
Big Dunc from the Everton coaching staff obviously.
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