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Brighton played it perfectly as the away team and the ref let them get away with every delay tactic going. Sadly, I think I'm done defending Almiron.

Managed to make it to the first and last game at home this season. That's some Ballot.

Guess the footballer

Hi @Palace fan please sabotage that fan's drum. Please. I'll pay you.

Sunny weather and the last home game of the season. The summer might actually be happening. Going to be that 40 year old man wearing shorts and t-shirts to the football today. Don't even care. Show off all my faded tattoos.

These brave souls

I have went back and deleted the 100s of posts I made saying he'd be an awful signing. Now I confidentally proclaim I always knew he'd be class.

If your kid is any good he'll be in another final again. Will Jonas Gutierrez be paraded at half-time at SJP again?

No idea, I was being twat

The women's side has already shown it'll be ruthless in regards to sentiment, as the turn over in playing and coachign staff last summer was huge. Its all about getting in to the WSL.

I'm not looking forward to Craig Hope's return tbh

Back in 2006 I once served Tim Krul while I worked at the the Odeon in the gate, he was going to see Jet Li's 'Fearless'. I said "HEY, you're Tim Krul!" and he smiled and said "Yeah, I am" I like to think I played a huge part in his career at Newcastle United, as a few months later he'd go on to make his debut in the UEFA cup.

very concerning

I had a fight with Eddie Howe once. We were both locked in a stubborn battle over the last toffee crisp at the tesco express in Four Lane Ends. We were doing that thing where we were being polite allowing each other to take it, but I could tell he secretly wanted me to die, so he could have it without being rude. Other than that he seemed a really nice chap. For those wondering, none of us got the toffee crisp as rather strangely Graham Fenton of all people appeared and took it before paying for £20.01 pence worth of petrol.

Random line about us linked with 777 conartist Sporting Director in the BBC Gossip. wtf.