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bobbydazzla

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  1. I know someone who lives on a compound and it's dry, maybe a little bit of homemade hooch like they make in prison but you'd have to be an alchy to want to drink it Has to get a dodgy taxi driver to take him to Jordan if he wants to slurp any palatable booze
  2. All 4 would definitely get injured
  3. Are they on their way back from Dubai yet ? Boing 737 VIP private charter flight incoming from Dubz just flew low over Tynemouth and I got a stiffy
  4. Yes, we're hamstrung by FFP. But last year we were in a cup final and finished 4th in the league so we were well ahead of schedule Narrow minded to judge a multi-season plan on a single season and ambitious long term progress isn't always a linear journey
  5. People taking out bank loans so they can guzzle overpriced hot dogs and chicken nuggets in the ground, when within 5 mins walk of the ground there's reasonably priced and much better quality hot dogs, chicken nuggets, pizza, pasta, Greggs, asian food, greek food, turkish food, pub grub, burgers, £4 supermarket meal deals, hand made sarnies, french patisserie, caribbean food and dodgy vans serving questionable meat products with loads of onions If scranning is an essential part of your match experience, then eat before you go, or after the game.
  6. What was your ballot failure today ? Spurs ballot isn’t drawn till the morra
  7. Any daft cunt that claims to be a Newcastle fan and buys a Newcastle shirt from Sports Direct / Frasers needs a proper good whalloping upside their heads until they cry for mercy like snivelling little bairns. Ashley can buy as many Newcastle shirts as he wants, but not a single one should ever be bought from his shitty fucking stores by any punter. End of discussion.
  8. I still laugh most days about the lad I saw at Wembley who’d remortgaged his house to pay for some chicken nuggets, then accidentally dropped them on the floor as he left the kiosk The look of pure devastation on his face as the reconstituted homogeneous paste of poultry entrails in their thin coating of batter stared up at him from puddles of £9 a pint Budweiser Probably the highlight of that day for me
  9. NUFC should lobby the council to implement a new law that the hundreds of restaurants, cafes, fast food outlets and food shops that are within a 1/2 mile of the stadium have to close on match days so everyone has to eat the overpriced stadium bait in the ground
  10. It’s a footy match not a bait eating competition All food that isn’t a pie should be banned from football stadiums from 30 mins before kick off until full time
  11. Deehan also helped PJ off Byker Grove to quit his tramadol addiction
  12. Deehan's doing my knee, but at the Nuffield cos I'm geet posh as owt
  13. At what point in history (to the nearest 6 months) did filling your cakehole with overpriced cheap n nasty bait become an essential part of a match day stadium experience ? How come people can't go for 2 hours without scoffing shite. No wonder we've got an obesity crisis.
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