GideonShandy

Luke Edwards reported it. Every other article I've read has qualified it with "according to the Daily Telegraph" until today when Louise Taylor is reporting it as fact. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/apr/26/eddie-howe-optimistic-guimaraes-will-stay-at-newcastle-this-summer

Why have we not demanded £20 million from Man Utd for Ashworth? Staveley out.

I doubt our owners give a damn about paying Ashworth to do nothing. It's peanuts to them.

Hi Sven. Cat got yer tongue?

Just as likely that they lose badly at Villa on Saturday and go into a tailspin for the remaining five games.

There's only one Big Joe.

He's terrible and they'd probably be better off without him.

Should ask Ashley for compensation as an "influencer."

One of the worst in the world tbh.

Remember the player who came out with this? "igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing."

If Italy and Germany get the two 5th place slots, is that forever, or do the coefficients get recalculated at some interval?

The winner cheated by lying about his/her position. Eddie comes across so well both in stressful circumstances and in lighthearted situations like this. Charming, intelligent, street smart, cheeky sense of humour. Great guy, great manager.

Another victim of Eddie the Grim Reaper.

A few on here reckon he runs funny.