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Guest Stephen927

Cunts sat behind you who tell you to 'SIT DOWN' when you leap off your seat at a goalscoring chance/foul etc.

 

It's a football match not an opera you fucks.

 

East Stand?

 

Though what does annoy me are people who leave their seats and walk SLOWLY in front of everyone else while the match is on. MOVE ALONG FOLKS!

 

Yep.

 

And aye, that does irritate me to be fair. If you weren't late for the fucking game or decided to queue for a pie you would be in your seat, now fucking move along.

 

I loved it at Cardiff home where loads of people came in 10 minutes late and missed Carroll's opener and the own goal.

 

"Whats the score lads?"

"2-0 mate"

"Oh..."

 

:lol:

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Football myths like,

 

Shearer was made to play in goal when he was on trial at Newcastle LOL.

 

Bramble cost £6.5m

 

And now

 

I doubt Everton will do business after Gosling.

 

 

Mostly baseless/based on media bullshit or half truths.

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Nicky Butt

Spanish national team

Italian national team

Steve Mclaren

So called 'Experts' such as Robbie Earle, Andy Townsend etc who critisise top players, like they were better 'back in there day'

Messi wankfest (I'm not denying his ability, but has never shone at a major international tournament/or in another big league)

Assistant Referee's

Fat Sam

The League Cup

Stewards

People that leave games early

Billionaire's involvement

Nial Quinn

Roy Keane

The scouse geezer with the big nose who's name escapes me at time of typing

Glenn Roeder

The way other countries get away with racism, I think it was Spain we played a few years back and SWP got constant monkey chants everytime he touched the ball. If England fans reacted like that we would of been banned from every major tournament for the next 20 years.

 

Sunderland

Middlesborough

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Aston Villa

Birmingham City

Man United (Especialy when people call the 'United' :angry:)

Liverpool

West Ham

 

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Football myths like,

 

Shearer was made to play in goal when he was on trial at Newcastle LOL.

 

Bramble cost £6.5m

 

And now

 

I doubt Everton will do business after Gosling.

 

 

Mostly baseless/based on media bullshit or half truths.

 

Butt, Smith, Nolan won't be dropped, he is the club captain/captain  :doh:

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Paying for Sky Sports on a Virgin XL package and still not being able to use the red button options.

 

Really f***ing annoying, especially when it comes to Match Choice - it's just impossible to watch anything but the featured match. Over and over again.

 

I miss having proper Sky service. :(

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Motson's commentary on MOTD. He literally has no idea what's happening.

name a good commentator. i'd rather motson for nostalgia but they are all crap.

 

Fair enough, but Motson sounds like he's on a two second delay.

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Players in post-match interviews never having the personal character to say something different to "yeah, we were just happy to get the result" or "we're focused on the next game" blah blah blah.

 

Its very rare you get a player who will actually have both the intelligence and bottle to speak their mind, and thats definitely a pet hate of mine.

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Me too, but then I think if I were in the same position I'd play it safe too. People can read so much into what you say.

 

Yeah true, but obviously as viewers we want that controversy.

 

Sometimes its just nice to see someone be passionate about what they do in voice as well as action, rather than just be programmed to say the same tired lines.

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Motson's commentary on MOTD. He literally has no idea what's happening.

name a good commentator. i'd rather motson for nostalgia but they are all crap.

 

I've always liked Ian Darke, but even he was a bit clueless the other night.

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Sometimes its just nice to see someone be passionate about what they do in voice as well as action, rather than just be programmed to say the same tired lines.

 

If they do that they are then criticised for being biased. Can't win. Some people just hate on them for the sake of it though.

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How we always seem to be on last or second last on MOTD.

 

Especially when you're knackered, you watch all of the other games, then fall asleep just as Newcastle are about to come on. Then you wake up when the Football League Show is on.  :blush:

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Guest firetotheworks

I've always liked Peter Brackley because he spends most of the time actually commentating on the game without splurting cliches and trying to sound like a fucking prophet.

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