Dinho lad Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Llorente. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would honestly have rather just kept Joselu if Carroll was going to be the 3rd striker signed. Over the last two Premier League seasons, Joselu has a goal every 383 minutes and Carroll has one every 401 minutes. Any assists? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Listening to the constant ‘throw him on in the last 15 mins and pump the ball up to him’ in the media over the last few days has been fucking tiresome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Listening to the constant ‘throw him on in the last 15 mins and pump the ball up to him’ in the media over the last few days has been fucking tiresome. It's pretty much the only reason he's still a pro footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 I'd rather have no one than Joselu. Sorry but someone that slow, weak and downright lethargic in everything he did had no place in football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 And much more important, there's a reason Gayle was favoured over him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would honestly have rather just kept Joselu if Carroll was going to be the 3rd striker signed. Over the last two Premier League seasons, Joselu has a goal every 383 minutes and Carroll has one every 401 minutes. Any assists? Didn't check to be honest just wanted to add to context to the idea that joselu is the worst player to have ever stepped on a football pitch or that Carroll is the same player that left in 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would honestly have rather just kept Joselu if Carroll was going to be the 3rd striker signed. Over the last two Premier League seasons, Joselu has a goal every 383 minutes and Carroll has one every 401 minutes. Any assists? Didn't check to be honest just wanted to add to context to the idea that joselu is the worst player to have ever stepped on a football pitch or that Carroll is the same player that left in 2011 According to whoscored, the source for the goal stats, Joselu has one assist in the last two PL seasons and Carroll has none. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 I'd rather have no one than Joselu. Sorry but someone that slow, weak and downright lethargic in everything he did had no place in football. Joselu shinned in a couple of goals when the defenders completely forgot he was playing, but his overall contribution on the pitch was almost entirely non existent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 What about assists for the assists? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelveys Hair Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Steve Bruce explains Andy Carroll's new deal - and appoints the former England man as Joelinton's mentor https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-explains-andy-carrolls-16730473 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Llorente. What is wrong with Llorente? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 What about assists for the assists? Carroll got so many that West ham couldn't afford to keep him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Llorente. What is wrong with Llorente? Llorente isn't going to come here to be 2nd or 3rd choice and is presumably on massive wages Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Steve Bruce explains Andy Carroll's new deal - and appoints the former England man as Joelinton's mentor https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-explains-andy-carrolls-16730473 "With the structure of the deal the way it is that Andy signed up to, it can only be a no-brainer because if he gets fit - and he’s back running - then you know as well as I do that Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a football player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 That's spot on tbf, Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll. Thanks for the insight, Steve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Carroll means Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just how far away from fitness is he? Starting to wonder if he'll genuinely kick a football for us. Got a hint of the Olivier Bernards about it, this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just how far away from fitness is he? Starting to wonder if he'll genuinely kick a football for us. Got a hint of the Olivier Bernards about it, this. 2-3 weeks at the earliest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Bruce is clearly doing a Randy Marsh every night thinking about a Carroll & Almiron little and large double act. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Rafa: detailed, well thought out tactical instructions, that has come from hours of analysis and then drilled in to the team relentlessly. Bruce: Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Rafa: detailed, well thought out tactical instructions, that has come from hours of analysis and then drilled in to the team relentlessly. Bruce: Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll. No-nonsense. Back to basics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton? Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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