wormy

Their delusions of grandeur that inevitably lead to their own downfall never fails to amuse. What was their issue with Mowbray again? Playoffs not good enough?

This. Obviously it can get grating when it crops up on the forum, but it's really not worth giving serious attention to. It's very much a minority. Hell, he could win us a trophy and after the euphoria dies down I'm confident there'll still be at least a couple of people saying 'right but can he do it again? I'm not so sure, I hope we've got a plan B ready just in case' .

Wahey.

Us somehow managing to end up in the driver's seat for 6th with the season we've had is terrifying me in its own right. Similar to last season tbh, even if slightly lower stakes.

https://www.premierinjuries.com/injury-table.php has Martinez, Varane, Shaw, Martial, Rashford, Lindelof, Evans, McTominay and Fernandes back by the time they face us. Obviously it's just an aggregator of the latest news and some of those may not make it. But it's pretty well-updated as evidenced by how quickly I've seen them change ours whenever our players get setback after setback.

Is Shteve okay? He looked as lost as the players on the sideline there. As funny as fuck as this is, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't more than a little pissed off Palace get this Man U while they expect nearly an entire new XI to be fit before our match.

I guess it's not that weird but it feels wrong to have completely forgotten by full time that he was there available on the bench. I can obviously understand if he's thinking about one last shot at the Euros squad but feels pretty far fetched. Hadn't Southgate already been leaving him out for a while before his injury? Didn't appear he was set to be part of their plans even when fit so I can't see him squeezing his way back in on the back of a maximum of three games.

Can we revoke the new contract? He's now forever tainted.

Bloody Paully. Love how Bruno just seems to have stocked up on every possible shirt in our history for his family. I swear they're always rocking a different one.

Apparently Roy Keane thinks he might get even more credit in a few years once he's gone. Is this utter wankathon three hours out from them kicking off a nothing match now they're out of the title race not enough? Jesus Christ.

We really need a fucking orchestra for this gurning cunt?

Yup. I personally can't shake the feeling that if he was trusted earlier he would've been up to speed earlier but it's speculation that will never be proven either way and not worth the energy debating at this point. The important thing is that the lad's officially arriving, Eddie's began to trust him and I'm delighted for him.

Woof. W1 D4 L13 in the past 20 years. I'll hope for a draw at least but it probably doesn't help that West Ham don't particularly have much to play for. Think that'll play an even bigger part considering the widely held view that these could be Moyes's last few games which could make it even harder for them to get truly motivated.

Well we've only lost to them, the current top three and Chelsea since the turn of the year. If we don't moan about that result we might have to move on to just asking questions about the draws and that's not quite as dramatic enough.