Big Geordie

Man United will peddle a lot of these on huge losses or out on loan. They can probably afford to do it - unfortunately.

Heaton Stan seem to be everything that North Shield's isn't. Latter had their chance and blew it due to small-mindedness and incompetence.

Bromley promoted to the Football League. Beat Solihull on pens.

Liverpool 4 Spurs 0 Elliott

wow - belter from Haaland

And the fans go mild. Mind, sections of St James can be just as bad.

Citeh 3 Wolves 0

Haaland hattrick coming up

Citeh pen

Wolves haven't tried to lay a glove on Citeh, so far. Not sure what their gameplan is.

Baller The lad has everything a top striker needs -and he's still only 23.

Good shift today from young Lewis

World class playmaker. And he plays for Newcastle.

Good win after a shakey start. Bruno absolutely ran the show - sheer class.

Good little player that lad