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Fair play to Palace, they’ve done a proper number on us tonight. Played it perfectly. We’ve been terrible but I think some of that is down to Palace executing a perfect game plan. Ref has been a joke but what’s new?! It’s foolish to expect anything different these days. On to the next game! Hopefully Burn back at CB, Hall back at LB and Murphy sat at home.

Anywhere else on the pitch that's given, whether he goes down or not. Ref’s bottled it because it’s in the box. Shit dive but still a foul

That’s fucking disgusting! What’s the point any more? The games fucked

What the fuck is wrong with Lewis Hall ffs?! We’ve got a right winger playing right back, a right back playing centre back and a centre back playing left back. Bring Hall on and we can play the whole defence in their proper positions. What the fuck am I missing?

Good half! Clear to see what we’ve been working on for the past 11 days. Great composure from Burn, Murphy and Krafth. We’re cutting them to shreds. Just need a goal!

They're a different beast with Mateta, Eze and Olise all fit. 5 goals last time out, and pace all over the pitch. It looks like their new manager has started to bed his ideas in as well. Definitely not a banker

Obviously But that wasn't the point. The point is that he categorically says the measure of him being a top player in his own eyes is winning things. If we don't win anything, loved or not, he's off. It might be 2-3 seasons down the line, but....

That struck me as well. People are worried about Bruno and Isak leaving for bigger clubs. Gordon sounds more ambitious than anyone

Fuck, he's seriously impressive!

Gusto is starting to look like a decent buy as well. No question they’ve spunked a lot of money on some very ordinary players though.

🤯 He’s got the composure of a 10 year old

Jackson is absolutely toilet! How the fuck much did they pay for him?

Gallagher is one of the league's best pressers and consistently covers more ground in PL games than any other player. If we are after him, I suspect that's why. Very underwhelming signing if true, but there will be method to the madness

He's had a crap season and has exhibited an awful attitude since Teg Haag joined. It's clear he doesn't want to play under him but he's not mature or professional enough to suck it up. There's absolutely no way he justifies a place in the England squad when you have the likes of Gordon, Foden, Grealish, Palmer and Saka as your other options. I was a Rashford fan I might add, but this season he's been an embarrassment.

Dead?