RS

I thought the palace players energy was key in making us second best all over the pitch. I attributed that to the new manager. I’m not laying blame, it just fucked him.

New manager bounce fucked him tonight.

Destined to be a sub for his whole career

I reckon refs must have him marked as a blatant diver. He’ll not win a foul due to his histrionics

Need a West Ham slice of var to sort us out.

Early goal required to stifle palace confidence levels.

Carried the bag for a bet.

Signing on fee will cover the price of the house

Hearing Jim Radcliffe has ordered the government to force us to sell him to England United for £1.

“If the attendance (sales) end up 42,056 or more then that breaks the million figure for all league and the Mags/Crewe cup games.” https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/attendance-thread-sheffield-wednesday.1630476/page-5

Who would have thought that beating Coventry on pens and poaching Dan Ashworth would be the highlights of the season for the greatest club the world.

We should move to a new 100,000 seater out of town (Prudhoe industrial estate for example) and only allow support that passes a strict “screaming jawdies” exam. Here’s the real kicker though: The club don’t tell the current sjp season ticket holders that stayed during the Ashley era that they’ve moved. That demographic is principally pensioners and bores so implementing this would increase the atmosphere significantly (yes I know owld Tommy hasn’t missed a home game for 57 years but fuck me he’s never cheered since ‘92). They turn up to their normal seats at the original sjp, meet their boring mates for 39 minutes. Get up for a piss. Return to seat and leave after 80 minutes to avoid the “rush”. Wouldn’t even notice there was nothing happening on the pitch. New stadium. New fanbase that will be fervent because they have had to put the effort in to get to the ground Or we could always just stay where we are and increase capacity to 65,000. I know where the smart money is.

An account of the wages scandal. Obviously in true groomers fashion it wasn’t really their fault and they manage to drop us into the equation: https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2018/2/28/17061448/the-moment-it-all-changed-for-sunderland-afc-an-illegal-payments-scandal-that-rocked-wearside