Vivian Darkbloom

Is he a grumble star?

Will there be video evidence of their games next season?

Is this the specialist shit thread?

Where did these photos come from? Were they taken from facebook?

I'm starting to not believe you, Stiffy. Can we have a photo of Amanda with Lindisfarne CDs on her nipples as proof?

From the woman who invented the phrase Managerial Merry-go-round, I believe Stifler.

Hear, Hear... KK's second spell at Newcastle is vastly under-appreciated. Fat Sam's depleted overpaid tossers were sinking like a stone when Kev came in. It took a while for him to get us into the groove, but once he did, we were a pleasure to watch. That 4-1 win at Tottenham still stands out. Hero.

Off in the summer for mental money

I’ve said it for years, the only way to get rid of Ashley is to target s*** Direct. I think he’d sell up within a couple of months we did some serious damage to his baby. Absolutely. We've done almost nothing to try and oust him. A sustained campaign against his jumble sales would make him papa his Solomon Grundies. Boycotting season tickets en masse would help too. He's gone if you want him gone.

I haven't lost all hope yet. Amanda must've known beforehand that she was entering into negotations with a cunt, and if she's serious about buying, I don't see why this should put her off. It's arguably a win-win for her. She sits back now and either laughs her tits off next year when Mike can't give the club away, or, if we stay up, she can make anotehr bid. After all, Team Stavely might feel more confident about meeting fatty's price knowing they can spend the summer offering the going rate for PL level footballers.

Love to see a banner with that quote at the next game! would love to see no one there, ideally. But if we must go, yes, that's the flag we need.

Yedlin as winger and one of our defenders at fullback. Mbemba... does he still play for us? He can do it. Yedlin could put Lascelles' jeans on and still run quicker than Ritchie. As for Murphy, he's got no goolies, and we're gonna need players with massive clockweights over the next few months.

"30 years of fucking quasi jokes, and I make one joke back..." Put a ball at his feet and he's a genius. In any other situation I think he can probably claim diminished responsibility. Obviouthly.

Aye, this. If Alex ever makes it in the big leagues I'll run through Meadow Well with a Mickey Gray (their Shearer) face mask on.

Does anyone know if Jack Colback has gotten on the wrong side of Paddy Conroy?