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I'm not on the Palmer train, those around me all seem to have him but haven't captained him thankfully. 16pts so far. Nic Jackson's 2 assists & goal with 11pts for me meaning the impact of CP is lessened.

Simmer down please Cole that'll do.

Palmer's a one man team tbh. Great goal

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere:

Not sure how much it was highlighted at the time but Cunha's first goal against Forest at the weekend was absolutely sublime. Definitely in the category of "if that was a Man U / City / Liverpool / etc player everyone would be raving about it". Personally barely seen it mentioned but it's an incredible solo run and finish.

Nice of them to do "how good were Palace's front three" rather than focus on Liverpool's troubles first up. Makes me even more irritated last night that they went "Isak's good, now here's 10 mins on Spurs being shit"

Watching the Palace goal (very good move) and the reaction of the toothy cunt:

MoTD2 will be a laugh tonight.

Bowen injured, my first two subs Elanga and Quansah not featuring... Joachim Andersen third sub with a lovely clean sheet to come in. Puts me on 60 with N.Jackson to come tomorrow, reckon that'll be a decent score this week given the Liverpool & Arsenal blanks.

Reckon we win 3-0.

Absolutely mint set of results that like. Don't get me wrong, I don't like Arteta or Arsenal but I hope they win now and make it a 2-horse race. Klopp and Liverpool are by far the worst of the lot. Everton getting something on Monday night would make it absolutely perfect for us. Let's see...

Agbonlahor and O'Hara on Talksport (yes, I know) saying either Villa or Spurs will come in and get him for £60m in the summer Sounds about right, find a generationally talented striker who's scoring at a better per-minute rate than Haaland and sell him at a loss after 2 seasons.

Spawny cunts. That's absolutely bollocks, never a pen.

Haha get in. 2-1 Bournemouth

Bournemouth look handy here. Need them to get a second sharpish