Skeletor

Just hope there's no stupid clauses in his contract.

But Moyesball was fine? I don't even know what the West Ham way is supposed to be. They've always played a poor standard of football for as long as I've been following football since the early 90s.

Boehly negotiating. "£100k a week? £200k. £300k? £400k????"

Doesn't tolerate untidyness - Literally looks like a scruffy crackhead.

Can't wait to see Hendo back in the North East.

If Arsenal came in for him bigger clubs would join the race anyway. Arsenal should give up on Isak, can't afford him and certainly won't be able to compete with Real Madrid and the like.

Sounds too good to be true. Anyone checked his betting history?

Mmmm I love the smell of new transfers!

NJOY

Don't worry, it appears his career won't last that long anyway.

They looked dreadful first half actually. They're a team that's exactly where their season long performances merit.

It's classic Newcastle fan-ism. "The other team is going to win all their games despite no evidence to support that, and we're going to lose all our games"

They'd be a less competitive team without cheating FFP though.

We should go full WCW and have a Dan Ashworth on a forklift match.