Disco

The fact there’s going to be 5 teams from one country in the CL is absolutely absurd anyway. The whole thing is a sham, and a fraud and...a sham!

I’m hard wired, from 30 years of watching, to want English teams and the Old Firm to fail in Europe like. You can’t just switch that tap off because Stephen Le Hawking has got Excel open. Also, this. Win our games and come 6th, jobs a good un. Given we’ve qualified for Europe via the fair play league and Intercocopops previously we’ll probably find a way.

Been a veritable smorgasbord this last 7 days. Just a shame Billa didn’t fuck up.

Gol Leverkusen

That’s a lie.

Salah misses a sitter

Villa through

Cabella buuuuuut

Bailey misses, game on!

Martinez sent off!

Bentaleb misses

Pens in Lille. Have to fancy Villa. Ridden their luck all game and Martinez has form.

Villa get lucky there. Should probably be a pen.