Football pet hates

Paul Merson.

 

As an example just how dumb he is he was talking about Beckford earlier, the conversation went something like this:

 

Merson: "I saw him against Liverpool, he had one touch of the ball, he's not good enough for the Premier League"

 

Stelling: "You can't judge a player on one game."

 

Merson: "When you paying three, four, five million for a player you can."

 

Stelling: "Newcastle were told to double a 1.25 million offer earlier in the week."

 

Merson: "In that case Arsenal should sign him. They create so many chances he'll be good back up."

 

Also saw was having me morning coffee and saw Jamie Redknapp patronising the fuck out of Bristol City. Cringe worthy stuff.

I was going on about that Merson thing earlier on, it was fucking ridiculous.

What the fuck!

 

Merson's on Soccer Saturday saying Beckford's good enough for Arsenal but not for Newcastle. His justification being that Arsenal make more chances.

I actually love Paul Merson, so funny just to hear him try and form sentences.

Even funnier when the other pundits take the piss out of him and half the time he doesn't even realise it.

Merse is a ledge

When commentators get players names wrong. Its on a piece of a paper right in front of you, do your job.

It doesnt happen that often but i remember a game last season where Enrique was called "Luis Enrique" the entire game.

Seems silly but it gets on my nerves 

The way Clive Tyldesley says 'united' - 'unided'.

Clive Tyldesley generally of course, but that kind of thing.

When commentators get players names wrong. Its on a piece of a paper right in front of you, do your job.

 

It doesnt happen that often but i remember a game last season where Enrique was called "Luis Enrique" the entire game.

 

Seems silly but it gets on my nerves 

When we signed Colocinni the bloke on Radio Newcastle couldn't say his name if his life depended on it.

When a match i want to go to gets moved so that it is on the TV and a day i can't attend 

Paul Merson.

 

As an example just how dumb he is he was talking about Beckford earlier, the conversation went something like this:

 

Merson: "I saw him against Liverpool, he had one touch of the ball, he's not good enough for the Premier League"

 

Stelling: "You can't judge a player on one game."

 

Merson: "When you paying three, four, five million for a player you can."

 

Stelling: "Newcastle were told to double a 1.25 million offer earlier in the week."

 

Merson: "In that case Arsenal should sign him. They create so many chances he'll be good back up."

 

Also saw was having me morning coffee and saw Jamie Redknapp patronising the f*** out of Bristol City. Cringe worthy stuff.

I seen that on SS, Paul Merson is a gigantic arse.

If you type paul merson wanker into youtube one of is this clip from one of those gaffs DVDs where he's pretending to wank. Chris Kamara is even there. He literally is a wanker.

these fuckers

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=464480

these fuckers

 

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=464480

They really are obsessed with us.

Paul Merson.

 

As an example just how dumb he is he was talking about Beckford earlier, the conversation went something like this:

 

Merson: "I saw him against Liverpool, he had one touch of the ball, he's not good enough for the Premier League"

 

Stelling: "You can't judge a player on one game."

 

Merson: "When you paying three, four, five million for a player you can."

 

Stelling: "Newcastle were told to double a 1.25 million offer earlier in the week."

 

Merson: "In that case Arsenal should sign him. They create so many chances he'll be good back up."

 

Also saw was having me morning coffee and saw Jamie Redknapp patronising the fuck out of Bristol City. Cringe worthy stuff.

Christ :lol:

"Who are ya?"

Yup

"Who are ya?"

Yup

Yeah, seems to be after every goal now in all of the leagues.

Games called off for 'health and safety' reasons even though pitch is perfectly playable because of  undersoil heating. Would not have happened to anywhere near the same extent 20 years ago.

Games called off for 'health and safety' reasons even though pitch is perfectly playable because of  undersoil heating. Would not have happened to anywhere near the same extent 20 years ago.

Aye. That is annoying. They don't shut the metrocentre when the pavements are slippy, so why cancel the football? It does seem to have only cropped up recently too. What is the point of clubs spending big money on USH, only for games to be cancelled because of conditions around the ground?

When the premiership gets called the "EPL". 

When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership"

When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership"

Aye whatever

When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership"

That is what it used to be called so it's understandable tbf.

'Footy' its footbaarl

People with cameras at the match

People leaving early

Lasses at match with their 'fella' - isnt their ironing to do?

People texting at the match.

'Footy' its footbaarl

People with cameras at the match

People leaving early

Lasses at match with their 'fella' - isnt their ironing to do?

People texting at the match.

I agree. You should post more often.

Getting yellow carded for taking your shirt off.

Not that i by any means enjoy men taking their tops off, just seems very harsh.

So not so much a hate, just a lack of understanding

When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership"

 

Aye whatever

Was only joking like.  

When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership"

 

Aye whatever

 

Was only joking like.