gbandit

Do any Newcastle fans really give a shit about what’s happening with Dan? Apart from wanting to extract the maximum cash it feels like all we care about is who’s coming in next

Joe white?

It’s an absolute non-story. They had Mahrez there and then Foden and Bernardo Silva among others

He was like a caricature of a human being. Hard to believe someone could act like he did, especially someone so successful

This was the worst social media post I’ve seen from a player or club employee at NUFC in the history of social media

United, we were

His inability to understand that intuition / muscle memory comes from incredibly detailed systems work and training plans is baffling. Does he just think that every person will intuitively play together well if they just work hard?

Get him round the clock security and he’s here forever

Poor old Blighty eh? If only Villa had got knocked out too

He clearly would be based on this season, not on last thought. He’s a very limited player in terms of creativity. He’s strong physically and shields the ball far better than Longstaff. He’s nowhere near what we need in my opinion and I will return to what I always say which is that I want players who are very comfortable progressing the ball

Would be sick if we sold Anderson. Clearly has a lot of room to grow as a player

He holds himself in such a similar way to Adam P, facially he does the same things. Eerie

Fuck right off. Martinez has to be one of the biggest WUMs out there

Tuchel at West Ham? I do enjoy Tuchel’s diminishing durations in charge of clubs. In a few years we’re going to be down to six-game spells in charge of clubs

Intriguing situation? What’s intriguing? The fact that Chelsea are about to face a financial apocalypse?