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Elbel1

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  1. Mike Ashleys dad getting so pissed at Christmas 1963 he couldn't put on a condom
  2. Confident that I won't be the first to say this but Rob M on Twitter is comfortably the biggest bellend associated with the NUFC social media crowd
  3. Really can't see Will Still and his brothers leaving 5th top Reims and his status as one of Europes upcoming coaches to risk it all at a midtable Championship side with a limited budget. Surely he'll have an eye out for a Premiership club or at least a Championship club with parachute payments and money to spend. Somewhere like Brentford, Brighton or West Ham when their current manangers move on. Possibly Burnley or Forest if they go down although the Forest job could be a challenge with the owner. For some reason I can see him rocking up at Crystal Palace and being a good fit.
  4. I could definitely get behind that show just for the amount of sweepstakes I run at work. First gammon to have their hard drive checked First to be photographed with Farage First to stand in an election and lose their deposit First to have their marriage break down live on screen First to keel over with a cardiac while watching a trans rights debate on the Jeremy Vine show First to be have Dark Justice turn up on their doorstep during Coronation Street The possibilities are endless
  5. Possibly Everton with their 777 takeover in the pipeline also I seem to remember that Burnley voted against the 'Fair market value' stipulation but i may have imagined that
  6. We also need Man City to replace Pep with Steve Bruce
  7. Obafemi Tonali or Sandro Martins You get the idea
  8. People using speaker phone in public places Using the word 'cheeky' to describe Nando's David Walliams
  9. Decent effort but there's no way that chant is taking off
  10. “I said, ‘look, I’m the only negative left’. The euphoria of Newcastle, the support, the crowd, everything about it, it was as if the doom and gloom had shifted and it was euphoric. And they’ve had an unbelievable rise in 18 months to two years. “But I had to say to them ‘you might have to take me out of the equation’. It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever had to say, but I realised it was what was best for the club because everything was euphoric around it. The only negative was me.” "Then they asked if I would be prepared to resign and leave with some dignity but without a payoff, obviously I told them there was no chance that was going to happen and immediately booked a jolly up in Dubai for me, the Steve's and my idiot son. Absolute jackpot"
  11. Elbel1

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  12. The guy with the NUFC tattoo is full EDL according to twitter. Not sure what he has against Real Madrid with the 'No Hala' nonsense
  13. Think the quote under the pic was something like 'Not even the fattest bloke I've seen this morning and I've been in the house by myself all day'
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