Dr.Spaceman

Wish I knew the camera was there, would have done my best Mbappe, Ayoze or something

Ha. I'm shit with names / faces but the assist for my goal on Neesy's video just there was very chefs kiss. Proper Hugo Viana defence & midfield splitting diagonal.

It was all in the assist.

I still think its great that we're back in the mix for the best youngsters. Quite exciting to see what we could have in a few years when we've built our academy up. No longer fielding walking corpses during an injury crisis, instead turning to a young live wire with the world in front of them.

Geedup

His reaction to Wrexham in the FA Cup suggests otherwise

Fuck me, Billy Sharp and Troy Deeney in the studio. Was it bring a cunt to work day at Sky Sports?

It was heaving outside the Gallowgate right after the FT whistle. Similar levels to a normal game if I'm being honest.

I left because I was gasping for a drink. Also I just don't feel the connection to the players that most seem to. I just want to see Newcastle United win, I don't really care who does it for us.

Feel a bit shan wanting the scabs to win, but they've got a chance here.

Murphy was horseshit today, offered nothing and misplaced so much. Started hiding in the 2nd half, tucking in too much so he was unavailable for the pass. Shouldn't really single anyone out tbh, we were poor across the pitch.

Bit Keegan-esque that

Yeah, Isak wasn't one of our best performers for too long earlier in the season to win this. AG has been consistently impressive throughout, with only the odd poor game here and there. He's been very impressive this season and the league award nominees are an absolute joke, however there'll be supporters from loads of clubs looking at that list laughing their tits off at some of the omissions.

Transfer rumours

Embarrassing