brummie

I've been dipping into that forum the last few days, it's one of the best things on the internet.

See this a lot with Sky and the *dry heaves* Big 6. When we won at Arsenal a few weeks ago, the post match interview with Watkins (1 assist, 1 goal) was mostly asking him about whether he was a childhood Arsenal fan, and whether he thought Arsenal had blown the league. Fucking incredible.

If that chorus of "When the Spurs go marching in" sung really slowly doesn't lift these players, what will?

Spurs fans taking it well.

I genuinely wouldn't back them to beat anyone right now, they're an absolute shambles.

Genuinely starting to think we are going to finish fourth now, despite not thinking we're going to take another point this season. Spurs, fucking hell, awful.

Keeper, fucking hell, crisp packet hands.

I pay for Sky Sports but am watching a foreign stream because I can't fucking stand Peter Drury, and when you add the YNWA wankfest over Liverpool, it just makes me feel a bit mentally ill.

Jacob Ramsey has missed almost the entire season. Emi Martinez injured currently. Morgan Rogers looking like he's fucked for the season now, too. I think the biggest one has been Kamara, he was really important alongside Luiz in that side, and that has really impacted Luiz's effectiveness. I think we've played 58 games this season, we're fucked and we're so, so tired currently, it is making it doubly worse.

That's a penalty but I still hate all this self important staring at screens, beard stroking bullshit they insist on going through.

*nervous laugh*

He will, must have been really distraught getting sacked earlier this season by *checks notes* Birmingham City.

So, this season - John Eustace has them sixth in the league, but hey, he's a lifelong Villa fan, so can't be having that, let's have someone more glamorous - appoint Wayne Rooney - sack Wayne Rooney - John Eustace guides Blackburn to safety thus playing a big part in relegating Birmingham. Genuinely, they're the best local 'rivals' you can possibly have. Nothing with ever top 'diarygate' with them, but this shit is great.

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Fuck me, if Spurs lose and we win tomorrow, I'm going to officially 'retire' weekends on the basis it can't get any better.