Dr.Spaceman

I'm with you, it's a terrible deal but it's apparently on the table. We'll knock it back and it'll be a complete non-starter. As others have said, far too many moving parts.

Ramsdale and ESR as part of Arsenal's bid for Isak, apparently.

I think, much like Chelsea you shouldn't take one spell at that club as the be all and end all. As much as we laugh at some of the expensive shite like Anthony & Mudryk they'll be able to find their feet again with the right move into a better environment under a different manager.

Tonali

With an assist from one of his better players at Gateshead, Adam Campbell.

This is it, nobody in their right mind is paying bucket loads for Anthony.

Nah, they'll still be able to spend way more than us. We lose one of Bruno & Isak and we're relying on an exceptional transfer window just to get back to where we were. They sort their wages out and they're able to bring in a lot. Plus they've got many friends in the media who will keep the Man Utd myth alive as long as possible.

As ever these photos are taken on the most potatoey potato available in 2024.

This Wheatley won a raffle?

They've got Forest who will be giving it their all. Tough game that. Should win the other two games although you can never tell with Brighton.

Wonder who scouted Mount and thought he was worth 60 million

Got to be one of the worst big name signings in a long time.

Negotiate a deal, save some pennies for Ashworth's legal fees

Dalot would be nice.

You'd think anyone decent who has only been there a short while will have already been on to their agents, given the state of the club. They're going to have to take a huge risk this summer even if they lose only 1 or 2 of their better players.