Miggys First Goal

In an age of players wearing colourful boots, seeing a sole player on the pitch wearing black boots is a bit off putting.

You signed the contract, you cunt.

We better fucking batter this lot.

Everton 2

Sheff Utd winning.

They showed the green line for onside and STILL kept looking

Everton 1-0

So glad I’m not watching this.

I hate cheering on Arsenal but here we are.

I hope Ashworth, while tending to his roses, goes off into a daydream about what a terrible mistake he’s made and how Man Utd are acting like a tinpot club, and he’s only brought back to reality by cutting his finger on a thorn.

Does he not understand we hold all the cards here? We want X. Pay us X and he’s all yours.

£2m? Tell the old cunt where to shove his money and tell that cunt on gardening leave that he’s staying on gardening leave until the end of 2025.

Out of the current crop of PL managers, where does wor Eddie rank in most likeable stakes? Got to be near the top, right?

£15m and can’t start until 2026, right?