The Bonk

Goofball, man.

can't stop, won't stop the troll.

Pau Cubarsi playing him on and basically duck's outta the way.

Offside?

Aye, this is proper theatre. How do both these cunts lose?

Another red for Barca's bench.

Fuck off, man. They're going to riot in Barca. Demebele launches himself there.

He absolutely pummelled that UEFA sign.

Xavi sent off

I thought I had it made when I was recruited by a competitor, walked out of the building after giving notice, then proceeded to get my bonus and paid for 3 weeks until I started the new gig. Dan Dan the Gardening Man has shown me up for the chump that I am.

so true. "CAHTEL CLOOBS!!!"

His Geordie accent sounds put on, like a cockney doing a Geordie character.

that's good, @OCK Chelsea have done the opposite of us and instilled an "all the dickheads" policy. Couldn't believe that yesterday.

It’s Dycheball with arguably worse players than he had at Burnley. It’s the equivalent of staring at a solar eclipse in doing damage to your eyes.

From Pickford on, they've all been utter wank.