Miggys First Goal

I hate cheering on Arsenal but here we are.

I hope Ashworth, while tending to his roses, goes off into a daydream about what a terrible mistake he’s made and how Man Utd are acting like a tinpot club, and he’s only brought back to reality by cutting his finger on a thorn.

Does he not understand we hold all the cards here? We want X. Pay us X and he’s all yours.

£2m? Tell the old cunt where to shove his money and tell that cunt on gardening leave that he’s staying on gardening leave until the end of 2025.

Out of the current crop of PL managers, where does wor Eddie rank in most likeable stakes? Got to be near the top, right?

£15m and can’t start until 2026, right?

Fuck this cunt. Fuck his club. Wants everything for free. Sporting director. New stadium. Fuck off you homeless looking nonce.

Might as well just play the final in Manchester.

Haha. What a cunt.

Fuck right off.

Never celebrated a goal more in my life.

Hate these cunts.

Absolutely shocking. They need to get some rich owners and build a new ground.

Operation Goodison Exercise. The fuck is that?

Just spotted Nobby (minus trumpet) stocking up on the Corona in Morrisons.