Shearergol

Bailey’s better than Diaby. Glad we didn’t sign him

Player of the season for me, which is incredible given how well Bruno, Isak and Schar have played. Adore the lad. He's a geordie.

He's got better feet, sure. Not Ben Arfa levels yet though

What, technical ability? Finishing? Heading? Crossing? Dribbling? He's incredible, world class. He's not Shearer yet though.

Woah woah woah

Christ, I’m usually the positive one on here I’m just realistic about the values of those players in question. as for the accounts, unless there have been extra deals we’re not aware of, it’s kinda public knowledge where we are right now based on last year’s accounts.

Not a chance Tino starts.

Unfortunately we’re not getting much for either of them. Selling both might allow us to spend on a right winger but that’s about it. The facts are in the accounts. It’s not even speculation.

We have to sell. There’s no other option. I think we’ll go into next season with an almost identical squad hoping injuries don’t happen.

Welcome to two pages ago. We've had the meltdown already.

You've done it now.

It's fine. City sign Musiala for £90m, we sign Lloyd Kelly on a free. We'll be reet.

New deal incoming in 5, 4, 3....