Football players - who would you be ?

I'm a bit of a right footed Messi personally

For the career experience it would be Zlatan - Sweden, Holland, Spain, France, Italy, UK, US leagues.

For a one off moment has to be Tardelli. Never has a man had a greater moment of joy than that 1982 final goal

Playing style I would have loved to have been a player like Colo.

But overall my heart says Shearer. Bar a trophy he's done everything you can in a career for his boyhood club

third choice keeper at either of the manchester clubs would be nice.

After 3 pages I still don't understand the question like.

I play like a cross between Colo and Sissoko. Always try and win the ball cleanly at the back, read the game and make interceptions and look to play the ball out. Also have a decent engine so can surge pretty well like Sissoko, I'm also fully wank at shooting, like Moussa.

On a more general, romantic note I'd be Cassano. Undoubtedly talented but with completely the wrong mentality to get good value from the talent.

I play like Adriano in his terminal obesity phase. Glacially slow but with a powerful left peg.

Scholes, Xavi or Iniesta. Easy.

I play like a cross between Colo and Sissoko. Always try and win the ball cleanly at the back, read the game and make interceptions and look to play the ball out. Also have a decent engine so can surge pretty well like Sissoko, I'm also fully w*** at shooting, like Moussa.

 

On a more general, romantic note I'd be Cassano. Undoubtedly talented but with completely the wrong mentality to get good value from the talent.

Absolute poon hound too.