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Our goals against will sky rocket and we wont have anyone to score enough for us to balance it out 

We will get fucking egged this season.

It's near impossible for us to replace 60% of our goals from last year. Couple that with the organisation Rafa had and our ability to not get dicked and win games by scoring just once then it makes it an even harder task as I can see our GD being fucked from the first 10 games. We are going to need a miracle once the first 10 games are over

Will be in the bottom 3 all season playing an impossible game of catchup

Defence might barely keep us up again, but teams who can't score goals will always struggle to stay up. I think Longstaff and Almiron will contribute 4 or 5 each this season, Schar and Ritchie have a few goals in them, Gayle or Muto half a dozen or so at best if they play all season... Survival basically hinges on Joelinton or whichever striker comes in scoring at least 10-15 goals.

It's near impossible for us to replace 60% of our goals from last year. Couple that with the organisation Rafa had and our ability to not get dicked and win games by scoring just once then it makes it an even harder task as I can see our GD being fucked from the first 10 games. We are going to need a miracle once the first 10 games are over

 

Will be in the bottom 3 all season playing an impossible game of catchup

Quite a few clubs have a 10-12 goal a season striker with someone else chipping in with high single figures. The figures Rondon & Perez got last season wasn’t far off what Mitrovic & Wijnaldum got when we went down for instance.

You’d surely be expecting at least 6-8 from Almiron alone this season too.

And so it begins - you reap what you sow according to the good book

Car crash season up and coming in T minus 14 days

Going to be glorious. Fuck you Mike.

RTG levels of thread making. Disgusting.

Going to be glorious. Fuck you steve

No idea what this thread is about

For all the crash and burners to revel in the suffering of the 2 fat snakes

Urghh really?

Urghh really?

Aye. Fancy it? Thought you were one of us anyhow?

Urghh really?

 

Aye. Fancy it? Thought you were one of us anyhow?

Can we come here on match threads 

Absolutely

Be a good call actually for the ones who want to see us get hammered on a matchday

:lol: Fuck me what happened to this once decent forum?

Is Fitzgerald Dangermarrows off RTG masquerading as one of our new self flagellating fans?

Similar posting style and seemed to appear about the same time as Brucey.

Ashley and Bruce happened and a load of spineless sheep.

Sunderland fan ey? That how I was at Wigan away my first away game October 2005 1-0 loss Jason Roberts 12.30 kick off

Or my first home game 1999 4-1 v Coventry a midweek match came back from 0-1 down, saha scoring on loan from Metz

Or with bill redhead on the back page bus to West Ham 2005, villa 2006 a 1-2 win ameobi and n zogbia. Charlton away too on a Sunday, a 3-1 loss Scott Parker thunderbolt

Or European trips to Brugge and benfica 2012 and 2013. Watching on the big screen in the square in Brugge and at the match in benfica where after they kept us back and showed highlights of our wins v Sunderland

Mackem? No. I just hate Ashley and Bruce and the morons still feeding and supporting them and if I can't have NUFC then they don't deserve too

Someone ban him again man.

Someone ban him again man.

Eh? Again? And what the hell for you loon? You say no different to me you mad man. I'm saying exactly the same as you. So you don't want us to lose then?

You seriously think we don't know you are County Durham Mug?

How am I? You're paranoid. You keep saying ban me when I'm saying exactly the same as you. Makes no sense

Shut up and go away.

Wtf?  starting on someone posting exactly the same things as you!? You need help man.