Scoot

Where is he ffs?

Breaking my 10 weeks off the drink for this today. Really looking forward to it. Town from 12, lots of beers, lovely weather, last home game of the season. Howay the lads. Dreading the hangover tomorrow though.

We're 2 and a half years in. Patience isn't a strong point of some Newcastle fans.

Can't believe that from Joselu. Class!

Made me laugh more than it should have.

Who they expecting back?

Had to Google this as didn't believe he played for them, like when the fuck did they sign him?

Get in. Hopefully there's no comeback in this game, we can win on Saturday and then Arsenal batter these twats on Sunday.

How the fuck are Man Utd even in the reckoning for a European spot? Flukey win on the cards after I've said that...

Cheers for letting us know pal. See yous in August!

Is that not high foot?

Switched the Chelsea vs West Ham game off. West Ham were pissing me off.

Come on West Ham today!

Let them bullshit their attendances. It plays into their narrative that they're a massive club which is what they want to believe. Unfortunately for them, they then can't back this up financially (in terms of finance raised from 40k paying fans every other week) and so will always fall way short of their fans' expectations. Expectations which all stem from their made up attendances. Its a vicious circle.