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Ah, what time was that? I was walking along the prom with my daughter at 9am yesterday but I doubt he was there that early

I was just down there, would have peered in if I’d known and got him a 99 flake

They got some decent toilets down there where he can sample some piss?

If he’s available for £45m then he should be one of our top three targets in this upcoming window

Aye, as much as I find Gallagher an uninspiring player. He’s been their most committed player this season and has been second to Palmer in terms of how important he’s been for them, a distant second. I think Malo Gusto has been next in line in terms of importance. I don’t want Gallagher but Chelsea will lose a lot with him going as he’s one of the few players who cares

What’s the average birth rate for footballer’s wives at the top level? Must be really high surely as these houses only make sense if you’ve got a geet massive family

Do any Newcastle fans really give a shit about what’s happening with Dan? Apart from wanting to extract the maximum cash it feels like all we care about is who’s coming in next

Joe white?

It’s an absolute non-story. They had Mahrez there and then Foden and Bernardo Silva among others

He was like a caricature of a human being. Hard to believe someone could act like he did, especially someone so successful

This was the worst social media post I’ve seen from a player or club employee at NUFC in the history of social media

United, we were

His inability to understand that intuition / muscle memory comes from incredibly detailed systems work and training plans is baffling. Does he just think that every person will intuitively play together well if they just work hard?

Get him round the clock security and he’s here forever

Poor old Blighty eh? If only Villa had got knocked out too