Shearergol

Personally I think he’s hilariously average.

You’ll be fine, Rashford will go instead of AG anyway.

I forgot Partey still existed

Awesome man, well done. Fingers crossed for you.

I think there would be no complaints if all 3 were given tbh. Harsher not to give them.

Handball would have been incredibly harsh but worse have been given recently.

We need a keeper, if not 2.

It's based on weekly income after tax.

Gallagher is as close to being a "Howe player" as you could find in this league. If money was no option (obviously it is) then I think he'd be fantastic here. Unfortunately we're going to have to be extremely clever in the market for the next 2-3 years, so can't see us paying premium for an area we can't really afford to improve at the moment. Keeper, CB, LB, RW and backup striker all need sorting before CM.

Also Isak > Haaland

City defenders playing at walking pace really isn’t entertaining. They’re boring as fuck for 90% of matches.

Walker’s been shite

I live practically on a straight line from Manchester. It's North. Not having it any other way.

Is it that outdoor egg chair?