There are none, they make them up. One week they'll say "the foul started outside so it's a free kick". Next week they'll say "it continued inside the area so it's a pen". It just depends how they're feeling on the day and the sides involved.
£30m isn't a big fee these days. Don't get the amazement at that kind of fee for a winger with two and a half years left on his contract who averages 7 goals a season in top level football and works like a dog for the team. I think it's nothing short of bizarre to see people talking about £15m as a reasonable fee.
According to Dan Burn if we had a choice of going through to the Champions League knockout or beating Sunderland today we'd choose today's result... Er not me like.
One player trying to run towards goal with the ball at his feet and the other dragging him backwards.. Aye six of one half a dozen of the other, Mcoist, you fucking clown.